I love that Graham's final line delivery was so on point that first time, they just keep reusing it, despite them being in a new office and Beej not being a strangled out corpse.
I love the ending being reused, not least because Beej is still back there from the first video; implying there was additional Alex-induced injury after the pie.
My favorite bit with the marketing team is how they're always. speaking. slowly. and. deliberately. Cause they know they're tired and cranky and they don't want to say anything they might regret. That's friendship!
@crapshotvideo One of my favorites was when he went on about nuts and legumes, and you start choking him out. Commitment and timing are always there, and he is a master of the craft. I really do give it to all of you as well keep up the great work. 🧡💛
Love the return of the advertisers, that pie facing was well controlled, poor Beej, at least they didnt add a ton the cream like James on that Live. Most pumpkin pie filling is actually made with a yellow/golden squash that we wouldn't consider a pumpkin. Also i guess after getting called out for it SB added some small amount of pumpkin extract to its pumkin spice sauce. Pie pumpkins are usually smaller than the ones you decorate.
Butternut squash is the usual substitute, since it's the right color, flavor, and has a large volume of edible mass compared to other types and grows more per plant than pumpkins.
Interesting fact, jack o lantern pumpkins / carving pumpkins are edible and the tiny pumpkins if done properly can be dried and used multiple years in a row.
I just love the idea of an overstock of pumpkins because... pumpkins need awhile to grow? and wikipedia says you need to plant them in the summer, so there isn't enough time to ramp up production before the market falls through more importantly, wikipedia also says the most common variety of jack-o-lantern pumpkin is fine for food, but not as yummy as others.
Decemberween, the holiday that is celebrated 55 days after Halloween It's on the List of multinational festivals and holidays Wikipedia page and everything!
Holy hell I damn near called this crapshot after last week's vid. I said Ian's character might join the marketing team...and here they are...solving his problem.
TIL : jack-o-lanterns are decorative pumpkins that are technically edible, meaning they are also technically inedible... So pumpkin spice whatever and pies and whatnot aren't made of jack-o-lantern pumpkin... Huh... Didn't know that...
Starbucks was actually hit with a lawsuit in 2015 for false advertising, so they added pumpkin to their pumpkin spiced lattes. This has led to a noted drop in satisfaction in the pumpkin spice latte, so much so that they've started desperately searching for a new fall flavor each year. (my favorite so far has been the caramel apple) (this reads like a shitpost, but it's the truth)
"Decorative pumpkins are inedible" "they don't have a very long shelf life" either this marketing team doesn't know what pumpkins are or pumpkins are very different in Vancouver
I love that Graham's final line delivery was so on point that first time, they just keep reusing it, despite them being in a new office and Beej not being a strangled out corpse.
they just wait for the drop to get a new Beej.
What was that line originally from?
That Christ-o-Lanturns graphic looks straight out of a Strongbad Email, it's amazing.
Yes! That's what it was! Thanks for putting it to words.
I love the ending being reused, not least because Beej is still back there from the first video; implying there was additional Alex-induced injury after the pie.
My favorite bit with the marketing team is how they're always. speaking. slowly. and. deliberately. Cause they know they're tired and cranky and they don't want to say anything they might regret. That's friendship!
"For Gourd so loved the world he gave his one and only squash"
lmao
The commitment to the Alex and Beej bit with the marketing crew is always great every time. XD
Brendan is a consummate professional.
@crapshotvideo One of my favorites was when he went on about nuts and legumes, and you start choking him out. Commitment and timing are always there, and he is a master of the craft. I really do give it to all of you as well keep up the great work. 🧡💛
I started smiling just from the thumbnail. I was NOT disappointed.
Was also not expecting the tie in to the last crapshot.
I never remember the "Fuck" coming and it kills me every time
Always love seeing the return of the marketing team. Steve's determination to remain in a toxic work environment is extraordinary.
Many of us can relate 😂
I knew when Kathleen posted that wig we were back in business.I love these crap shots so much! 😂😂😂
"FoR tHe LaSt TiMe, StEve...."
The double follow-up! Rare. Legendary even!
This marketing team bit works on multiple levels
I'll admit, I was not expecting the mealworms line
It completely destroyed me.
Yay my favorite extended crapshot bit
Alex and Beej in these skits are starting to approach Cain and Abel energy.
Love the return of the advertisers, that pie facing was well controlled, poor Beej, at least they didnt add a ton the cream like James on that Live.
Most pumpkin pie filling is actually made with a yellow/golden squash that we wouldn't consider a pumpkin. Also i guess after getting called out for it SB added some small amount of pumpkin extract to its pumkin spice sauce. Pie pumpkins are usually smaller than the ones you decorate.
Butternut squash is the usual substitute, since it's the right color, flavor, and has a large volume of edible mass compared to other types and grows more per plant than pumpkins.
The only marketing crew I respect tbh
this coming right after Corporate Ian lost his job at the pumpkin factory is so fucking good
We’re all saying Fuck today. Albeit for different reasons.
Pumpkins have a very long shelf live. YOu can store them dry, cool and UV protected for up to 5 month. That is if they dont have any wounds.
So great to see Alex again! He's one of the best parts of Crapshots. ❤️
I love the episodes where Graham says "Fuck." & I cackle. 🥰
The delivery on the mealworm line is excellent
I love that we now have crapshots getting indirect sequels now
For reference, you can follow this series across crapshots 498, 525, 735 and now 786.
Love the continuity. Both with the previous crapshot, and the marketing team gags as a whole!
My family is going to be so confused when I bring Christ-O-Lanterns to Christmas this year.
"After Christmas broke the holiday cease-fire and advanced deeper into November, Halloween has struck back with a rapid pumpkin assault on Advent."
@@Voidhawk42 "American Thanksgiving has been completely overrun and is now seeking asylum in Canada."
THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN
Glad to see Alex is still around at least
Keep it going 😊
I love these long running skits.
Marketing Team and a follow up to “Line go Up”, a powerful double crapshot continuity move.
I assume 3-in-1 here refers to the liquid mass of 3 other pumpkins condensed and pumped into the one you buy.
I did not think I'd ever see ornamental gourd futures materialized into a Crapshot, but here we are.
Great video guys can’t wait to see the next chapter
This run of crapshots has been excellent.
Flippin love these. I'd sign up to their marketing newsletter for sure.
Any time I see this crew I am here for the stinger. I need a super cut of every "Fuck!" stinger from Crapshots.
Expect a lot of Cam
Love this cinematic universe.
"3-in-1 sale" has layers. (Good luck selling your 8 million very heavy pumpkins!)
Can't burst out laughing at work,.can't burst out laughing at work....
Finally! This ambiguity is just the push pumpkins needed to become a major symbol in the holiday wars
Interesting fact, jack o lantern pumpkins / carving pumpkins are edible and the tiny pumpkins if done properly can be dried and used multiple years in a row.
...edible for horses lookin' for digestive adventure, or just for people cutting their liquid diet towards palliative?
Such a versatile punchline.
That gourd/god pun is so good it should be a crime.
I saw the thumbnail and got excited. Was rewarded
Hey, it's my favourite crapshot format!
You know, I was thinking that the previous crapshot should've ended with the _"Fuck."_ clip. This is even better.
actually dying at the pie filling line
I just love the idea of an overstock of pumpkins because... pumpkins need awhile to grow? and wikipedia says you need to plant them in the summer, so there isn't enough time to ramp up production before the market falls through
more importantly, wikipedia also says the most common variety of jack-o-lantern pumpkin is fine for food, but not as yummy as others.
Was not expecting continuity from the previous Crapshot.
Pumpkins actually have an extremely long shelf life........Just Saiyan
amazing. Love the marketing crapshots
I love that they just reused the final shot of G and Kathleen from the previous one😂
They used the same line from the first one. Not the same words. The same line. I love it so much.
🤣
It was SO funny, I watched it a second time!
Thank you, I needed this today.
I wasn't even aware there were inedible pumpkins. The ones I always buy around halloween are edible.
Sacred continuity!
what about stealing christmas and replacing it with halloween 2? I think that might just be crazy enough to work!
Decemberween, the holiday that is celebrated 55 days after Halloween
It's on the List of multinational festivals and holidays Wikipedia page and everything!
best reoccurring sketch
Pumpkins actually have a pretty long shelf life.
3 in 1 sale - bravo, writer.
Bob Iger's The Nightmare Before Fourth Quarter.
Always a Great show
THE GREAT PUMPKIN COMETH!!!
Jack 3:16 is an excellent call 👌
My fave recurring bit
The marketing team is back!
Holy hell I damn near called this crapshot after last week's vid. I said Ian's character might join the marketing team...and here they are...solving his problem.
actually starbucks added a little pumpkin puree to their PSL mix in 2015, mostly to shut down weird complaints
The miracle is pumpkins lasted for 8 nights!
The 3-in-1 sale is a great blink and you'll miss it gag.
...I don't get it. If you carve it clearly you're washed in the gore of gourd, but what's 3? Like 2 liquid pumpkins in the carved one?
TIL : jack-o-lanterns are decorative pumpkins that are technically edible, meaning they are also technically inedible... So pumpkin spice whatever and pies and whatnot aren't made of jack-o-lantern pumpkin...
Huh... Didn't know that...
Starbucks was actually hit with a lawsuit in 2015 for false advertising, so they added pumpkin to their pumpkin spiced lattes. This has led to a noted drop in satisfaction in the pumpkin spice latte, so much so that they've started desperately searching for a new fall flavor each year. (my favorite so far has been the caramel apple)
(this reads like a shitpost, but it's the truth)
Ian killed me 😂
Reselling them to America for November Thanksgiving. Easy. Done.
Spectacular
Alex is cat
"Decorative pumpkins are inedible" "they don't have a very long shelf life" either this marketing team doesn't know what pumpkins are or pumpkins are very different in Vancouver
For the THIRD time, STEVE!
That was a DRY ass pie
Alex is looking more like Gabe Newell as time goes on 😅
That's not the worst thing this firm ever came up with
The reason for the season 😂
That was almost a waste of a pie
Excellent
Pumpkins to be turned into food because.....
Alex!!
I used to love pumpkin pie...
now, not so much anymore.
Man, I'm clearly not in a funny mindset because my immediate thought was just "mulch them and sell them as animal feed".
Heavy pumpkins
I suggest a pumpki'n dump.
Well ain't that some shit.
My mom would buy at least 5.
Pumpkin moonshine
Another in the long line of crapshots that ends in f
I find it slightly worrying how good these four are at playing utterly exhausted creative-types. Are ya'll doing all right?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
the answer is give them to a farm for animal food
I sense James's involvement...
Holy shit when did Alex make a return? I miss seeing him in skits