If this was actually Ace Combat, the balloon is actually some serious boss-level plane that you'll have to one-on-one as it transforms halfway through the mission. No doubt the references to major population centers and coast guard mean there will be some side objectives that have to be protected.
@@TheBananamonger All 3 at once, three times. First, the balloon is a spotter for cruise missiles, then it transforms into a superplane and calls in allies Once those are all shot down, some terminal guidance UAVs turn up, they call in more terminal guidance UAVs, and also do the ADF-11 thing where they drop their armour if they get hurt Last but not least, a bunch of elite enemy aces show up. Hitting them too much causes them to activate their laser guidance devices to target your allies and blow up everything, and then they also transform into tougher planes by using some new Belkan ultramagnet thing to collect the broken UAV bits, and, using nanomachines, because of course Belkans have those, they turn their planes into superplanes And after all that, the AlicornAigaionHresvelgrGleipnirGandrHrimfaxiScinfaxiFolkvangrFensalirMorganFalkenAdlerShindenWyvernFenrirSOLGMegalithStonehengeArsenalArkFlyingFortBird turns up to dunk on literally your entire military save for the protagonist, who misses all the explosions by 1 mm due to plot armour
The mission is like 10 seconds long and you have very sarcastic commentary from Longcaster throughout. Followed by a very sarcastic debrief from Wiseman
@@B0B_SpR1NkLeS The interesting part is that usually Ace Combat games start the campaigns with easy missions just like that... so does that mean this will be the first mission of... oh god
1:49 "whoever is assigned on this should enjoy the cakewalk" But we're in the Ace Combat universe here, so that balloon is gonna get intercepted by a fuckton of fighters you will have to fight alone before reinforcements arrive. "how the hell did you survive all that" will be the end mission phrase.
No no no, the balloon would be behind 3 miles of randomly strewn about short-range radar sites guarded by one AA truck, and travelling at 2000mph, AND THEN you fight the ace with no missiles or ammo cuz bad guys did a thing
"This should feel like training, whoever is assigned on this should enjoy the cakewalk" I really like this for the implication that this is basically the prologue, or training mission, before the campaign proper starts Unironically, I could see that being an actual Mission 00 in a funny plane game
The mission will still be 15 minutes long, be very melodramatic, contain at least one ally death, and have the best soundtrack you heard all week Wouldn't have it any other way...
Ace Combat 3 had a mission where you had to shot down high-altitude Neucom bombers in the UPEO route. If you could shot them down under one minute the mission was already accomplished, otherwise they would have released Remoras. The mission was shorter than the briefing
Ive seen another AC04 style briefing made like one too, and now this beauty. Thinking about it, the real briefing may not be too far from all of these. Id imagine a pilot who got the briefing is likely to be of age like us and grew up around this kind of video game genre as well Lol
The only way this wasn't an Ace Combat mission in real life was because the unnamed F-22 didn't have to suddenly fight off an entire squadron of Chinese flankers that appeared out of nowhere.
In comes sol squadron tasked with defending the stupid balloon and of course the only thing onboard are the inert missiles so the new objective just says "survive."
[The Next Mission Later] “At 15:00 hours, 3 carriers from the 3rd Pacific Fleet have escaped the attack on San Diego bay” “These are the Lincoln, Roosevelt, And Vinson.” “You are to protect these carriers from Chinese naval and air threats until they could safely rendezvous in friendly controlled waters.”
I really appreciate the attention to detail by labeling the Stonehenge facility "01", since Infinity placed Stonehenge Type-1 in the US. The map showed it somewhere around Illinois, though, rather than North Carolina, but I'm not complaining :P Love this!
Ok but honestly, this would be an epic tutorial mission for like an AC8. Things slowly escalate to a full blown war as per usual but this gives some cursed ideas lmao
Oh I love this video. It's so perfect at matching the style of a real Ace Combat first mission briefing, that I'm actually disappointed that this is a UA-cam video and I am not about to embark on a new Ace Combat campaign.
This has first mission written all over it. "Intercept the surveillance balloon and destroy it. This should be a cake walk so lets get this over with." *3 minutes of flying towards the balloon with some idle radio chatter and a calming ost in the background* *Spots balloon and gets withing missile range, destroys balloon* *Emergency radio noise plays* "We have bogeys approaching on radar. Intercept immediately and establish communications. Hold fire until ordered" *Mission Update* Followed by a bunch of dogfights and a new giant war with super weapons and city sized airships ended with a recreation of destroying the Death Star in Star Wars as the final mission.
If this happens in Strangereal, i imagine it will be a more serious issue. Here's my headcanon. A group of mysterious balloons appear on the airspace of Osean capital, Oured. Trigger (who now has been transferred to the Osean airbase) was sent to intercept these balloons. The mission went pretty smooth with Trigger downing all of the designated targets. But then, AWACS Longcaster detected another group of balloons appearing on the Northside of Osean airspace. Trigger was ordered to fly to that zone to engage on those balloons. > the bases were confused, Trigger can hear everyone running and falling in the background. Some pilots did managed to scramble to get airborne. Huxian, Jaeger, Count, and a number of nuggets formed a formation and be on standby before rendezvous with Trigger. Count > Meanwhile....those that are still on the ground..... Rookie pilot > Colonel Peter Jim > Liutenant Charlie > Just then, a huge explosions can be heard on the radio for Trigger. AWACS Longcaster was about to say something. > But then, he was cut off by more explosions..... Huxian > (More explosions one after another) Huxian who saw those explosions start losing control and screaming in the radio. Jaegar and Count were speechless. > The nuggets are terrified and start yelling on the radio > After what seemed like eternity, the explosions finally stopped and Longcaster quickly get on the radio. > ( static noises ) > ( static noises as usual ) > Longcaster is fed up and throws his phone on the floor of the plane. He begins to sob.....knowing well the truth..... The pilots fly around the city of Oured and the airbase. Apart from the fireballs and smokes......nothing else can be seen below..... Huxian (Sobbing noises) Count > Nuggets > > > After 10 or so minutes without chatting, Count gets back on the radio. Count > Jaegar > Huxian >
1:17 This is Ace Combat. During the mission the balloon is going to reveal itself to be a massive carrier blimp that launches fighters/UAVs. You will defend yourself until your wingmen on the ground scramble to join you, but most of the blimp's attack aircraft aren't even fighting you. They're flying off to strike at key ground and naval targets along the Atlantic coast. When your wingmen arrive, you will work together to protect any Naval and Coast guard forces you can reach while they retreat from the combat zone. They are ill-equipped for combat and are sitting ducks without your help. While all of this is happening off the Atlantic coast, the rest of the PRC's military will launch a surprise pincer attack and invasion of the Pacific coast, spearheaded by another carrier blimp. The mission will end with you and your wingmen being ordered to retreat and regroup to deal with the sudden invasion and outbreak of war, while the balloon/carrier blimp you were originally sent to take down floats menacingly in the air, surrounded by fighters and drones.
Aw. I both love and was saddened by the ending. The last line was impeccable, but I'm sad there wasn't the tactical map at the end to detail the player's, allies', and enemy positions and altitudes.
It's just a Ballon, but they will put the random high-tech aircraft with a veteran cyborg pilot trying to knock you down before you kill it. Of course, your f22 carries 100 missiles so don't worry
"Should feel like a training mission." Oh yeah...that's totally a safe thing to say in the Ace Combat world. Although it would make a neat intro to an Ace Combat game. Shoot the balloon down and suddenly long range bombers appear firing Yuktobanian (or someone else) cruise missiles at targets in the US. "Don't just sit there, go after those bombers!" With the last one having an especially "spicy" package that makes your super fancy plane crash. "Multiple EMP weapons were detonated over the US. Unfortunately anything we had on the front lines is fried. We can replace the parts but until then we're pulling frames from the Boneyard. You fly an F-5 now. They invaded Canada and are trying to fly combat missions over New York City, go take care of that." "Wolverine 1, engaging!"
Something like this for ace combat 8's first mission just to get people reintroduced with the controls would be hilariously awesome, boring yet hilarious no matter if you're new or old.
Pilot: Uh, yeah, commander, I have a question. How many missiles will my aircraft need to carry for this mission Commander: ...All of them... and you'll have infinite gun ammo, too, just to be safe.
"Longcaster, pass me that sandwich" LMAO
"I'm happy to eat a Wiseman sandwich." 💀🖐️
@@animeneweablet >
Longcaster: REEEEEEEE
@@RushZ3r
@@agantmaruta4014 Nice one lmfao :D
The Ace Combat fandom never fails to break the sound and meme barriers when it comes to real life events like this XD
"The meme? Huh. It all started when the new Top Gun movie came out... It was a hot, summer's day..."
@@skeletonwguitar4383 😊
F-22 pilot:
*MISSION UPDATE*
AWACS:
J-20 pilots:
EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN TIME
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F-22 "Republic 3" : >
F-22 "Republic 2": >
--- ------ ---
J-20 "Laohu 1": >
Latin music intensifies
If this was actually Ace Combat, the balloon is actually some serious boss-level plane that you'll have to one-on-one as it transforms halfway through the mission. No doubt the references to major population centers and coast guard mean there will be some side objectives that have to be protected.
or a spotter for another new burst missile that blows up most/all of the fleet to tease a new oversized submarine/flying carrier.
@@applepieofdeathOr it calls in a squadron of enemy aircraft, possibly similar to Yellow, Strigon, or Sol.
All three in sequence.
@@TheBananamonger All 3 at once, three times.
First, the balloon is a spotter for cruise missiles, then it transforms into a superplane and calls in allies
Once those are all shot down, some terminal guidance UAVs turn up, they call in more terminal guidance UAVs, and also do the ADF-11 thing where they drop their armour if they get hurt
Last but not least, a bunch of elite enemy aces show up. Hitting them too much causes them to activate their laser guidance devices to target your allies and blow up everything, and then they also transform into tougher planes by using some new Belkan ultramagnet thing to collect the broken UAV bits, and, using nanomachines, because of course Belkans have those, they turn their planes into superplanes
And after all that, the AlicornAigaionHresvelgrGleipnirGandrHrimfaxiScinfaxiFolkvangrFensalirMorganFalkenAdlerShindenWyvernFenrirSOLGMegalithStonehengeArsenalArkFlyingFortBird turns up to dunk on literally your entire military save for the protagonist, who misses all the explosions by 1 mm due to plot armour
In AC3 there was a mission to shoot down a massive balloon carrier.
Now I want to see the hangar, selection of special weapon being an inert AIM 9X, the mission itself, and debriefing
Don't forget of the F-22
The mission is like 10 seconds long and you have very sarcastic commentary from Longcaster throughout. Followed by a very sarcastic debrief from Wiseman
@@B0B_SpR1NkLeS The interesting part is that usually Ace Combat games start the campaigns with easy missions just like that... so does that mean this will be the first mission of... oh god
@@pedgewehr ACE COMBAT 8 CONFIRMED 😱😱😱😱
"Wait, he wants the training missiles?"
Dude, the Ace Combat community just keeps getting better.
A small but dedicated community.
Just like the shmup community, we are still pretty niche
@@QF_Dan72 95% of touhou fans have never played a main series touhou game
1:49 "whoever is assigned on this should enjoy the cakewalk"
But we're in the Ace Combat universe here, so that balloon is gonna get intercepted by a fuckton of fighters you will have to fight alone before reinforcements arrive.
"how the hell did you survive all that" will be the end mission phrase.
"Since when does a balloon get escorts?" - Some ally during the mission, probably
@@UltimaDoombotMK1 I don't know, some excuse for a dogfight I guess. You don't really need to explain everything in AC.
The balloon will be able to launch a fuckton of missiles at once
@@Majaweed17 you pop the balloon, revealing that it's just a facade for a generation 10 experimental super fighter hidden inside!
"How in the goddamn are we still alive?
Truly an immersive briefing.
Better than our government gave us
@@slipnsldnaway oofie, very true and thats scary
And in the spirit of Ace combat.
There would be a mission update and you will be tasked to dogfight with an unknown Ace
and your ammunitions are gone. So you have to retreat
No no no, the balloon would be behind 3 miles of randomly strewn about short-range radar sites guarded by one AA truck, and travelling at 2000mph, AND THEN you fight the ace with no missiles or ammo cuz bad guys did a thing
John Cena 😅
you bring down the balloon and suddenly Rage & Scream, Mister X and the Arsenal Bird come in
This is such an incredible briefing for what would be a 10 second long mission
*Blaring Alarm*
Mission Update!
@@jayive34 inflatable su-30 appears
@@jayive34
*Begins concerned laughing*
@@jayive34 new boogeys
No
Five SU-30’s aproaching at high speed
"This should feel like training, whoever is assigned on this should enjoy the cakewalk"
I really like this for the implication that this is basically the prologue, or training mission, before the campaign proper starts
Unironically, I could see that being an actual Mission 00 in a funny plane game
In top gun combat zones, the first mission is shorting down a bunch of balloons.
0:48 Confirmed US-Stonehenge located in South Carolina
AWACS:
The mission will still be 15 minutes long, be very melodramatic, contain at least one ally death, and have the best soundtrack you heard all week
Wouldn't have it any other way...
instructions unclear: now theres an su30 trying to understand me. this was supposed to be a "cakewalk"
Thanks for showing the F-15C in the briefing
“We expect little to no interference”
Oh no is Journey Home all over again
Absolutely fantastic graphics and voiceover work
... "Longcaster, hand me that sandwich!" ...
Pass*
0:48 The... hell...? Stonehenge....?
What did you think they were building during Reagan's star Wars Project? Space Lasers?
@@michaelthayer5351 SDI plan right? i thought they making some death star or something
In North Carolina no less...
Stonehenge is awesome. Wish we actually did have a weapon that could protect the planet from meteoroids.
If America did have stone hedge. They would rule the world lol.
Ace Combat 3 had a mission where you had to shot down high-altitude Neucom bombers in the UPEO route. If you could shot them down under one minute the mission was already accomplished, otherwise they would have released Remoras. The mission was shorter than the briefing
And then out of no where a giant aircraft carrier type plane shows up
Who I wasn’t expecting to see the Falken and the Morgan in the video
0:48 I like how South Carolina gets fucking Stonehenge XD
Christ. Who put them in charge of vital infrastructure. They can't even handle a beach.
This feel almost like the real AC breifings, great job dude
Fun fact, they assigned two F-22 Raptors for that mission because if you stick with Trigger, you’ll make it.
the Raptor is basically an IRL superplane
Ive seen another AC04 style briefing made like one too, and now this beauty. Thinking about it, the real briefing may not be too far from all of these.
Id imagine a pilot who got the briefing is likely to be of age like us and grew up around this kind of video game genre as well Lol
Strangely Real
You would be 100% correct in your assumption.
@@Terraqueo22 I understood that reference
2:03 "Long caster pass me that sandwich"
The amount of effort put into this is top tier
The briefing itself is so much like Ace Combat and Project Wingman at the same time with the visuals
If I'd known that Stonehenge was in South Carolina, I would've visited it more on my drives along the East coast.
This is the most well made version of this meme so far. Well done!
The only way this wasn't an Ace Combat mission in real life was because the unnamed F-22 didn't have to suddenly fight off an entire squadron of Chinese flankers that appeared out of nowhere.
**brings down the balloon**
*5 seconds later*
*"WARNING WARNING! UNKNOWN TARGET APPROACHING AT HIGH SPEED"*
This is the assault horizon DLC hidden deep in Bandai Namco's vault...
this is amazing, underrated channel!
Wow this briefing just seems so real! As if it actually happened! Love from China!
Bro get out of there.
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920 bro are you trying to get this guy killed or something? 💀
Try not to send any more spy balloons.
@@L30GH05TDUD3 I think he’s warning him to avoid taking his weather balloon over the continental US
Once the briefing guy talks about how easy the mission is going to be, you know all Ace Combat veterans are clenching their butts.
In comes sol squadron tasked with defending the stupid balloon and of course the only thing onboard are the inert missiles so the new objective just says "survive."
Back in my school days I always dreamt of putting together an Ace Combat Style briefing. This was perfect lol
[The Next Mission Later]
“At 15:00 hours, 3 carriers from the 3rd Pacific Fleet have escaped the attack on San Diego bay”
“These are the Lincoln, Roosevelt, And Vinson.”
“You are to protect these carriers from Chinese naval and air threats until they could safely rendezvous in friendly controlled waters.”
“This was decided by the top, so don’t complain to me.” 😂
everybody gansta until *[MISSION UPDATE]* pops up after shooting down the balloon.
Bruh this feels like a new ace combat game, but just based on irl scenario of world
Bro whoever made this did such a good job like oh my gosh
I really appreciate the attention to detail by labeling the Stonehenge facility "01", since Infinity placed Stonehenge Type-1 in the US. The map showed it somewhere around Illinois, though, rather than North Carolina, but I'm not complaining :P Love this!
Wiseman???!?! Is that you!?!?
this is yet another example of how cultured the ace combat community is, especially when it comes to the memes, great work!
Delicious Sausage Rolls :D
The implication that the US casually has access to the Morgan and Falken was funny
I guess an arsenal bird will show up on your way back to base.
Dude, i do believe you have a very good format right here. This has potential.
This video doesn't deserve only 12k views.... It deserve more...
"Ge I don't know, this seems too much even for Trigger."
Ok but honestly, this would be an epic tutorial mission for like an AC8. Things slowly escalate to a full blown war as per usual but this gives some cursed ideas lmao
This mission almost got me. I had no idea what they were doing throwing a training mission at you so later in the game. Then came the UFO ambush.
Dude, this is really really well done!
"Balloon down"
..."why are the skies speaking Latin?"
Love that Stonehenge made an appearance
one of my favourite things about ace combat are the briefings how can you not feel motivated after this
Oh I love this video. It's so perfect at matching the style of a real Ace Combat first mission briefing, that I'm actually disappointed that this is a UA-cam video and I am not about to embark on a new Ace Combat campaign.
This has first mission written all over it.
"Intercept the surveillance balloon and destroy it. This should be a cake walk so lets get this over with."
*3 minutes of flying towards the balloon with some idle radio chatter and a calming ost in the background*
*Spots balloon and gets withing missile range, destroys balloon*
*Emergency radio noise plays*
"We have bogeys approaching on radar. Intercept immediately and establish communications. Hold fire until ordered"
*Mission Update*
Followed by a bunch of dogfights and a new giant war with super weapons and city sized airships ended with a recreation of destroying the Death Star in Star Wars as the final mission.
I love that the Morgan and Falken are included in selectable planes
If this happens in Strangereal, i imagine it will be a more serious issue.
Here's my headcanon.
A group of mysterious balloons appear on the airspace of Osean capital, Oured. Trigger (who now has been transferred to the Osean airbase) was sent to intercept these balloons. The mission went pretty smooth with Trigger downing all of the designated targets. But then, AWACS Longcaster detected another group of balloons appearing on the Northside of Osean airspace. Trigger was ordered to fly to that zone to engage on those balloons.
>
the bases were confused, Trigger can hear everyone running and falling in the background. Some pilots did managed to scramble to get airborne. Huxian, Jaeger, Count, and a number of nuggets formed a formation and be on standby before rendezvous with Trigger.
Count
>
Meanwhile....those that are still on the ground.....
Rookie pilot
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Colonel Peter Jim
>
Liutenant Charlie
>
Just then, a huge explosions can be heard on the radio for Trigger. AWACS Longcaster was about to say something.
>
But then, he was cut off by more explosions.....
Huxian
>
(More explosions one after another)
Huxian who saw those explosions start losing control and screaming in the radio.
Jaegar and Count were speechless.
>
The nuggets are terrified and start yelling on the radio
>
After what seemed like eternity, the explosions finally stopped and Longcaster quickly get on the radio.
>
( static noises )
>
( static noises as usual )
>
Longcaster is fed up and throws his phone on the floor of the plane. He begins to sob.....knowing well the truth.....
The pilots fly around the city of Oured and the airbase. Apart from the fireballs and smokes......nothing else can be seen below.....
Huxian
(Sobbing noises)
Count
>
Nuggets
>
>
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After 10 or so minutes without chatting, Count gets back on the radio.
Count
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Jaegar
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Huxian
>
Captain Matias Torres is literally me.
o nooo orange man D:
Not the girlfriend 💀 😭
Yeah, but Torres is already dead.
peter jim hahhahahah clever reference to PJ
DAMNNNNNNN the voice acting with that music -- the goosebumps ; makes me wanna play ace combat series!
okay update guys ; i am almost finished at the missions -- doesnt regret playing this game.
i LOVE, every last second of this video, as a fan of the series and a new student in multimedia this really dose it for me :///:
Dude in the back: "Sir, its an unarmed surveillance balloon, do we reaaally need to send Raptors?"
"You, solitary!"
God damn. How did you make visuals like this?
This incident was quite similar to the 1st mission of Ace Combat 5.
bloody awesome! Who is the voice actor?
If I had to guess, AI generated based on existing game dialog.
1:17 This is Ace Combat.
During the mission the balloon is going to reveal itself to be a massive carrier blimp that launches fighters/UAVs. You will defend yourself until your wingmen on the ground scramble to join you, but most of the blimp's attack aircraft aren't even fighting you. They're flying off to strike at key ground and naval targets along the Atlantic coast.
When your wingmen arrive, you will work together to protect any Naval and Coast guard forces you can reach while they retreat from the combat zone. They are ill-equipped for combat and are sitting ducks without your help.
While all of this is happening off the Atlantic coast, the rest of the PRC's military will launch a surprise pincer attack and invasion of the Pacific coast, spearheaded by another carrier blimp.
The mission will end with you and your wingmen being ordered to retreat and regroup to deal with the sudden invasion and outbreak of war, while the balloon/carrier blimp you were originally sent to take down floats menacingly in the air, surrounded by fighters and drones.
Love the "Longcaster pass me that sandwich at the end"
oh my god memes are gonna get so much better.
Gotta love your inclusion of classified sites like Stonehenge and the aircrafts. Nice work btw
Ace combat 8 be looking fire so far
Aw. I both love and was saddened by the ending. The last line was impeccable, but I'm sad there wasn't the tactical map at the end to detail the player's, allies', and enemy positions and altitudes.
It's just a Ballon, but they will put the random high-tech aircraft with a veteran cyborg pilot trying to knock you down before you kill it. Of course, your f22 carries 100 missiles so don't worry
We need a level like this
i'd be like a 2 minute level
safe return
@@jewchini6261 add some enemy jets or something that appears out of nowhere 👍
Cuckoo Nest from AC2
@@QF_Dan72 too bad im on PC
I couldn't expect less, this is awesome
"Should feel like a training mission." Oh yeah...that's totally a safe thing to say in the Ace Combat world. Although it would make a neat intro to an Ace Combat game.
Shoot the balloon down and suddenly long range bombers appear firing Yuktobanian (or someone else) cruise missiles at targets in the US. "Don't just sit there, go after those bombers!" With the last one having an especially "spicy" package that makes your super fancy plane crash.
"Multiple EMP weapons were detonated over the US. Unfortunately anything we had on the front lines is fried. We can replace the parts but until then we're pulling frames from the Boneyard. You fly an F-5 now. They invaded Canada and are trying to fly combat missions over New York City, go take care of that."
"Wolverine 1, engaging!"
Something like this for ace combat 8's first mission just to get people reintroduced with the controls would be hilariously awesome, boring yet hilarious no matter if you're new or old.
This is like mission 1 type vibes. Love it 😂
Actually a highly detailed and authentic briefing. Just needs personnel and callsigns for C2
this was so good i was expecting it to roll over into the aircraft selection then you flying the mission
Good i love Ace Combat memes that are based on real life
NCD is gonna love this one
I love how they where spying on Stonehenge
"Mission 00"
*Mother of God.*
lol This looks like those briefings for one of those missions that look simple, but then escalates because a super weapon or an ace squadron shows up.
"-as well as a number of sensitive sites."
*_Quickly scrubs Stonehenge image from brief..._*
adding Stonehenge was a nice touch...
This is incredibly well made, even down to the slightly awkward phrasing
This felt like the Lighthouse briefing. So much like it. That was sick as fuck
Damn, this one is the best mate
WHY HASN’T THIS GOT 1 MILLION VIEWS YET! I AM SHARING THIS WITH MY MATES!
"We expect little to no interference on this mission"
So basically expect nukes, gotcha.
Love the fact that apparently we have Stonehenge casually set up in South Carolina
Balloon sighted
Cutscene of camera eyeballs looking around and then fixating on the player
If this was in Ace Combat ... The Balloon will be a bullet sponge ... And this will be bullet hell scenario
"Trigger, this will be an easy one" Trigger Meanwhile "am I a joke to you?"
if this was an Ace Combat mission the entire Sol squad wouldve come in and destroy everything
Stonehenge was taken over by rebel forces and used to destroy the Georgia Guidestones a few months ago.
エースコンバットAHの続編が作られていたらこういうのもあったかもな
I snorted coffee out of my nose as soon as see the FALKEN in the aircraft selection. Thanks, I guess.
Pilot: Uh, yeah, commander, I have a question. How many missiles will my aircraft need to carry for this mission
Commander: ...All of them... and you'll have infinite gun ammo, too, just to be safe.