10 Types Of Black Preachers

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  • @mikeclark5303
    @mikeclark5303 9 років тому +683

    Black preachers be like, "poke yo neighbor in the eye we walk by faith not by sight!" Got that one from church camp lol.

    • @astoldbyrobbimichele4324
      @astoldbyrobbimichele4324 9 років тому +14

      +Michael Clark wait whaaaaatttt??? hahahahahahahaha

    • @jdmusic9728
      @jdmusic9728 9 років тому +9

      omg what😂😂😂😂 hahahaha

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 9 років тому +7

      nooooo 😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @Chocolatetv2011
      @Chocolatetv2011 7 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂🤗🤗

    • @sandersa813
      @sandersa813 7 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @AnthonyBrianLogan
    @AnthonyBrianLogan 10 років тому +1048

    DEAD at the Asthmatic.

    • @shakeysharell
      @shakeysharell 10 років тому +43

      Lol he said take a deep breath in the Lord!

    • @dorrianwes
      @dorrianwes 10 років тому +37

      I went into early labor lllaaauuuggghhhiiiinnngggg

    • @lordvectra7821
      @lordvectra7821 10 років тому +7

      Same here

    • @summerxcrystal
      @summerxcrystal 6 років тому +11

      Anthony Brian Logan I was CRYING 😭😂

    • @merc5333
      @merc5333 6 років тому +2

      Same.💙😂

  • @ahnna2194
    @ahnna2194 8 років тому +1363

    When your Pastor does all 10 of these in one service.

    • @christiansmith4348
      @christiansmith4348 8 років тому +41

      omg, urs too????😂😂😂😂😂bruhhhh that's so true FAM!!!!

    • @ahnna2194
      @ahnna2194 8 років тому +15

      +Christian “Smitty” Smith 😂😂😂😂 yes! And it's hilarious!

    • @christiansmith4348
      @christiansmith4348 8 років тому +12

      +Ahnna Matthews omg mine did it like last Sunday and the su day before last
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂i feel u fam

    • @sbkrantz
      @sbkrantz 7 років тому +18

      Ahnna Matthews when he does all these in one service he is awful talented. Hahaha

    • @rodwilliams7457
      @rodwilliams7457 7 років тому +3

      Bruh!

  • @markeishapope944
    @markeishapope944 10 років тому +694

    Did anyone notice that the first "preacher" is reciting the spoken part of Michael Jackson's "Thriller"? :D

  • @andreamcdowell5348
    @andreamcdowell5348 9 років тому +594

    The asthma preacher is so accurate 😂and the mathematician and dictionary 😂

    • @garrywilliams5012
      @garrywilliams5012 8 років тому +6

      exactly 😂

    • @Lorne.StormTracker_Hayden
      @Lorne.StormTracker_Hayden 8 років тому +9

      HE LOVES YOU FATHER SON HOLY GHOST TONGUES AS FIRE FELL LIKE I WAS AS DEAD HE SAID ITS FINISHED I AM ALPHA OMEGA BEGINNING END FIRST AN THE LAST I SAW A NAMW WRITTEN NOBODY KNEW BUT HE ON THE LAMB EYES LIKE FIRE BRIGHNTESS SUN STRENTH KING OF KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS HE IS THE ROOT OF DAVID HE IS THE LION OF JUDAH WEPT GREATLY NOTHING WORTHY BUT THE LAMB TO BREAK THE SEVEN SEALS OF THE SCROLL FOR HE IS CALLED THE WORD OF GOD HE WAS SLAIN AN TRUE

    • @NBid-rp9ch
      @NBid-rp9ch 3 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @lutanyerscottgospeljams1126
      @lutanyerscottgospeljams1126 2 роки тому

      I use to ask myself why he got to make that asthma sound

    • @helpinghandsroadside
      @helpinghandsroadside 2 роки тому

      Dictionary sounds just like Pastor Dewey

  • @hismom5600
    @hismom5600 2 роки тому +117

    RIP Jason❤️❤️❤️💔 I had to come back to watch these classics. Thank you for sharing your gifts with us. Thank you for being the inspiration. Rest easy dear brother🌷

    • @whewchile9818
      @whewchile9818 2 роки тому +7

      Man, who you telling? I had to also.

    • @UrOpinionsSucc
      @UrOpinionsSucc Рік тому +5

      Is jason the one doing the preacher impressions?

    • @KatXYZ
      @KatXYZ Рік тому +2

      Which one is Jason?

    • @hismom5600
      @hismom5600 Рік тому +6

      ​@@KatXYZThe Hooper.

    • @princesskitkat7061
      @princesskitkat7061 11 місяців тому

      ​@@hismom5600the one doing the impression yes or no

  • @MrsFabBeautyBlog
    @MrsFabBeautyBlog 11 років тому +336

    I have literally gotten up and walked out of a church because of them preaching like they were an asthmatic. My nerves can't take it. LMBO!!!

    • @lindley5653
      @lindley5653 4 роки тому +5

      Favour Asu ion wanna see the pastor faint 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @GMAMEC
      @GMAMEC 4 роки тому +4

      Years ago, my grandmother visited a church where they guarded the door. They talked about that church for years.

    • @lutanyerscottgospeljams1126
      @lutanyerscottgospeljams1126 2 роки тому +1

      I feel you.

    • @tavaresraven238
      @tavaresraven238 2 роки тому +1

      I never walked out but as i started understanding what the word says about a preacher that God sends.. I just cant follow any preacher..hooping and hollering aint it.. He has to be filled with the holy ghost..

    • @Whatisthis438
      @Whatisthis438 2 роки тому +1

      @@favourasu the devil succeeds when you attend a church where the pastor’s priority is hollering and hooping rather than preaching a word.

  • @tomryberg9650
    @tomryberg9650 2 роки тому +28

    Remembering Jason's gift of humor today. May his memory be a blessing. 💜🙏🏻

  • @keturahrobinson9752
    @keturahrobinson9752 9 років тому +308

    The "Y'all Not Hearin Me" Preacher 😂

    • @pastorjoelosteen6359
      @pastorjoelosteen6359 3 роки тому

      Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (GOD'STIME MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2347055862387) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might

    • @Honored_one-oi9ps
      @Honored_one-oi9ps 2 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @brandonhorton8108
      @brandonhorton8108 9 місяців тому

      Oh God 😂😂

  • @vaughnlcoleman
    @vaughnlcoleman 8 років тому +101

    the asthmatic had me WEAK. my preacher is just like that I be thinking he's dying every time😂😂😂😂😂

  • @christopherkelly6558
    @christopherkelly6558 9 років тому +281

    "I Had A Friend, His Name Was Ronnie. We Shared The Trash. Ronnie's A Deacon At The Church Now. You Remember That Ronnie?"
    So, You Just Gon Throw Ronnie Under That Magic School Bus??

    • @lexi2sassy
      @lexi2sassy 9 років тому +6

      😭😭😂😂 Right!

    • @mamascorpio
      @mamascorpio 7 років тому +24

      Christopher Kelly RIGHT??? Ronnie just acted like he didn't know him!! #lookaway

    • @chikFromMTL
      @chikFromMTL 7 років тому +2

      loooooooooooooooooooooool

    • @chikFromMTL
      @chikFromMTL 7 років тому +1

      Haters be hatin' lool

  • @msjrene05
    @msjrene05 9 років тому +123

    The singer preacher was quoting Usher Nice and Slow. Lol!

  • @buffaloniceguy7823
    @buffaloniceguy7823 2 роки тому +30

    I'm an church organist who used to back up a "singer" preacher who kept modulating keys, drove me crazy! 😆😆🤣🤣

  • @boot5trappa845
    @boot5trappa845 8 років тому +229

    "Jesus, be a deep breath!"
    I'm CRYING laughing!

    • @pastorjoelosteen6359
      @pastorjoelosteen6359 3 роки тому

      Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (GOD'STIME MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2347055862387) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might

    • @Micah88
      @Micah88 2 роки тому

      @@pastorjoelosteen6359 You will die in your sins if you do not repent! May the LORD GOD strike you in the name of Jesus! You son of satan. You are as your father the devil who was a liar, a thief and a murderer from the very beginning. You sent me the exact same message over a month ago on another channel and I chose not to reply then I saw you doing the same thing here. May the God of heaven curse you in the almighty name of Jesus Christ you false prophet.

  • @fromthesidelines23
    @fromthesidelines23 9 років тому +253

    #4 is still my fave. #JesusBeADeepBreath

  • @ChanelTheWalkingMoon
    @ChanelTheWalkingMoon 10 років тому +129

    The #4 asthmatic one had me DYINGGGGGGGGGGG! omg im at work and it took everything in me to not laugh out loud that tears fell out my eyes lol omg HILARIOUS

    • @lisab.5626
      @lisab.5626 10 років тому +30

      when he said "JESUS! be a deep breath!" i was DONE!!! at work with my head on my desk, not even TRYING to hold it in! LMAO!!!!!!!

  • @kevinned1203
    @kevinned1203 9 років тому +419

    did #4 say "simba ran away, and scar tried to take his place" hahaha 😂😂😂😂

  • @LvndrHppE2
    @LvndrHppE2 8 років тому +623

    I lost it at "The asthmatic"

    • @thedarklennialsz8120
      @thedarklennialsz8120 8 років тому +2

      So did I, lolololo!

    • @chinasmith7588
      @chinasmith7588 8 років тому +14

      SimZim aka AFROKING LMAO!!!!! I LOST IT TO WITH THE ASTHMA THING!!!! MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD!!!

    • @HipNoticQ
      @HipNoticQ 8 років тому +4

      OMG....this got me at work about to cry laughing....the asthmatic....LOL....I know some preachers like this! lol

    • @sashaiscalledsasha
      @sashaiscalledsasha 8 років тому +8

      He turned into Bowser halfway through 😂

    • @thedarklennialsz8120
      @thedarklennialsz8120 8 років тому +5

      lolo! The singer was another one, killed it!! lolo!

  • @sweets2056
    @sweets2056 9 років тому +589

    Jesus be a deep breath...lol

    • @meechdacomback5472
      @meechdacomback5472 7 років тому +11

      right

    • @amberneco2697
      @amberneco2697 7 років тому +8

      lakisha hampton that and Jesus be an inhaler plus the fact the emotional wreck sold his body and told Ronnie business had me hollering every time I show this to someone 😂💯

    • @darianme6929
      @darianme6929 7 років тому

      lakisha hampton your nice

    • @dxyy9946
      @dxyy9946 7 років тому +1

      lakisha hampton I'm dyingggg

    • @nmagain24
      @nmagain24 5 років тому +2

      Jesus be a inhaler.

  • @shantraywilson7234
    @shantraywilson7234 8 років тому +96

    The mathematician has me rolllllllinnnnggg. It's so accurate. This is sooo hilarious. The fact that they were able to categorize all these different styles is sooo good!! #talented

  • @1995DLB
    @1995DLB 9 років тому +272

    my dude quoted thriller tho!! 😂😂😂😂

    • @GTremainMerrell
      @GTremainMerrell 9 років тому +15

      Davonte Brown did no one else notice that right off from jump street? WOW!

    • @chikFromMTL
      @chikFromMTL 7 років тому

      which preacher?

    • @simi6152
      @simi6152 6 років тому +3

      I thought I was gonna hear MJ singing in the background for a sec!

    • @rayanna7188
      @rayanna7188 2 роки тому

      @Simi 615 That would be SO funny! "HEE HEE! HALLELUJAH!" 😂

  • @MLeibs
    @MLeibs 10 років тому +214

    You had me at The Mathematician! But then came "... You goin' to HELL!" Hilarious.

  • @ashleyrivera4060
    @ashleyrivera4060 8 років тому +197

    The interesting voice is so true, lol.

    • @MindRegulatorMusic
      @MindRegulatorMusic 5 років тому +7

      Yep. Bishop Noel Jones: A combination of Interesting Voice and Dictionary. And I love it! Thanks for the laughs. You CRUSHED it.

  • @stephspeakslife
    @stephspeakslife 9 років тому +103

    The Mathematician gets me every time..........I'm weak!!

    • @knp814
      @knp814 9 років тому

      +Stephanie Davis primetime!!!

  • @2020WalkerVision
    @2020WalkerVision 10 років тому +119

    №1 - *I LOST IT!!!* THIS FOOL IS QUOTING THRILLER!

    • @sbkrantz
      @sbkrantz 7 років тому +3

      Sky Walker 😂😂😂😂

  • @Teketapaschal
    @Teketapaschal 10 років тому +33

    "On me, you don't want to see me in these streets cuz. Blood....of Christ" OMG!!!!

    • @stephaniecousin8652
      @stephaniecousin8652 10 років тому +3

      LOL! You goin' to Hell! You will be the Minister of Music...in Hell!

    • @brookeburrough3008
      @brookeburrough3008 10 років тому +1

      LMBO!!!!! OMG Y Teketa Y???? This is wrong on so many levels!!!

  • @NellzM60
    @NellzM60 8 років тому +138

    I can identify 7 of these preachers but The Asthmatic takes the cake, hands down. The Asthmatic, the Singer and Fire & Brimstone are the most common.

    • @pastorjoelosteen6359
      @pastorjoelosteen6359 3 роки тому

      Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (GOD'STIME MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2347055862387) tell him I sent you. For it is not by might

  • @talibwilliams8365
    @talibwilliams8365 9 років тому +276

    Yo I lost it at the asthmatic.

    • @JahrellGardner
      @JahrellGardner 9 років тому +18

      *Deeply breathes*

    • @cassiecass3317
      @cassiecass3317 7 років тому +1

      Talib Williams but its sk accurate. there was this fuy who preached at my old church a few rimes and rhats how he aoynded when he was preaching

    • @darianme6929
      @darianme6929 7 років тому +1

      Talib Williams need a inhaler

    • @sandrasanders706
      @sandrasanders706 6 років тому

      Talib Williams that put me over

  • @kemaniiwu8523
    @kemaniiwu8523 2 роки тому +21

    My introduction to KevonStage and The Playmakers. 🥺
    RIP JASON🥺🕊️

  • @jujubee6030
    @jujubee6030 10 років тому +89

    I used to eat garbage with Ronny. Y'all remember Ronny, he's the deacon at the church. Lol I'm crying!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Sarahlee52106
    @Sarahlee52106 8 років тому +101

    Man I love this video lmbo! "Jesus be an inhaler...Jesus be a deep breathe"

  • @TrevorMack232
    @TrevorMack232 8 років тому +147

    Number 8 had me laughing so hard the drummer started a little praise break

  • @fimearscarba
    @fimearscarba 7 років тому +328

    I lost it at 5:46 "everybody going to hell 🌸😂😂"

    • @ScorpioBeauty
      @ScorpioBeauty 6 років тому +8

      Lumy Nitsa (Oficial) #FIMEARSCARBA I'm crying

    • @iMelanin
      @iMelanin 6 років тому +18

      LMFAOOOO! Was screaming.

    • @toriredmond1380
      @toriredmond1380 5 років тому +4

      When I first saw that clip I was literally in tears! 💀💀😂😂😂

    • @antoniocoleman8380
      @antoniocoleman8380 4 роки тому +15

      Why he started playing shouting music😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

    • @naomi6372
      @naomi6372 4 роки тому +7

      I’m crying real tears 😭😭😭

  • @shakeysharell
    @shakeysharell 10 років тому +45

    #4 I just realized he was preaching Lion King LMBO..

  • @KitchenTrapQueen
    @KitchenTrapQueen 10 років тому +150

    I lost it at #4!! LOL!

    • @marilyngrant18
      @marilyngrant18 10 років тому +31

      While I have seen many of these preachers I almost became an asthmatic myself when I saw #4 (The Asthmatic) I was laughing so hard. My 18-year-old and I were rolling!

    • @LASmith-jq3nk
      @LASmith-jq3nk 10 років тому +3

      Yes!!! "Jesus be an inhaler!!! Ya'll keep playing and Im dying!"

    • @jayla8301
      @jayla8301 10 років тому +34

      I died!!! My funeral is the Saturday at 3pm.

    • @oraineelliott353
      @oraineelliott353 10 років тому +8

      he killed it, my head hurts because of the laughing

    • @dwadeisthegoat2020
      @dwadeisthegoat2020 7 років тому

      Chrystan Singleton same 😂😂😂😂

  • @JustinRWhite
    @JustinRWhite 8 років тому +127

    "You gon' be the lead musician IN HELL!" Haha

    • @pastorjoelosteen6359
      @pastorjoelosteen6359 3 роки тому

      Beloved, I don't know you in person but God knows you. God ministered to me in a revelation when I was on your profile to see things around you,I saw blessings but spiritual attacks holding onto them,in prayers,i saw a woman in the realm of the spirit monitoring and plotting delay in your life, with an evil mirror, and with a motive to destroy. But as I speak to you now her time is up, Render hand of favour with Anything you can afford or give to these motherless foundation (GOD'STIME MOTHERLESS FOUNDATION) in kebbi state nigeria before 2DAYS with faith, as I Rise my hands towards heaven and pray for you they shall serve as point of contact wherever you are, you will receive double portion of grace to excel and total restoration of breakthrough in your life and in the life of your family. Ask for their acct details and help them call the MD in charge of the orphanage to get their details on (WhatsApp or call them now on +2347055862387) tell him I sent an you. For it is not by might

  • @mellyfit1568
    @mellyfit1568 9 років тому +71

    fire and brimstone had me crying!

    • @ScorpioBeauty
      @ScorpioBeauty 8 років тому +16

      when he said "stop playing you going to hell" 😂😂

  • @Stormywaters13
    @Stormywaters13 8 років тому +40

    I re watched this and fell out all over again 😂😂😂 Fire and Brimstone 🔥🔥😂😂😂

    • @Black.Girl_Melanin519
      @Black.Girl_Melanin519 3 роки тому +5

      Same especially when he said" STOP PLAYING! YOU GOING TO HELL" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @saintc7790
    @saintc7790 2 роки тому +18

    Jason Fredericks FOREVER.

  • @lilkitten4839
    @lilkitten4839 10 років тому +88

    OK OK....I was able to keep it together and (almost) keep a straight face until he got to #10 and then I just *busted out laughing*. This video is a gem and is so close to the mark it's scary. Two thumbs way up! :D

    • @lilkitten4839
      @lilkitten4839 10 років тому +2

      Sheik Yerbouti Yes he is. I haven't seen any more of his videos yet. Just this one. :D

  • @krishill30
    @krishill30 10 років тому +127

    "Don't be a side chick for my Lord and Savior." Lol.XD

  • @friskyfido
    @friskyfido 9 років тому +243

    Zero is the number of nothing....One is the number of....after zero 💀💀💀

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 6 років тому +25

      Jazzzmo 1+1=2 or more are gathered....5,6 pick up sticks😂😂😂😂what the heck!?

    • @bkkersey93
      @bkkersey93 3 роки тому

      66 pickup sticks😆😆

    • @NBid-rp9ch
      @NBid-rp9ch 3 роки тому

      😂😂😂

  • @iMelanin
    @iMelanin 6 років тому +9

    ‘The Asthmatic’, and the ‘Fire And Brimstone’ had me weak. 😂😂 They play too much!

  • @Chosen_toi87
    @Chosen_toi87 4 роки тому +25

    2020 and I'm revisiting this and STILL laughing so hard. Especially being a pastor's daughter.

  • @syd45678
    @syd45678 9 років тому +28

    I'm shedding real tears at interesting voice and asthmatic 😂

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 11 років тому +28

    "Seven is the number of completion. You multiply that by three, that's 21; that's Deion Sanders. Prime Time!" ROFL

  • @michaelstorayii7197
    @michaelstorayii7197 8 років тому +122

    All of these are hilarious hahaha. Who says God doesn't have a sense of humor?!

    • @Kenny.ymir1
      @Kenny.ymir1 6 років тому +2

      He does though

    • @SunGod3806
      @SunGod3806 4 роки тому +3

      The Old Testament.

    • @maestrobjwa90
      @maestrobjwa90 4 роки тому +11

      @@SunGod3806 Au contrare....I believe He has a sense of humor in that Testament too 🙂 (first thing that comes to mind is when God literally kept tipping the dagon sculpture (an idol) over at night, making it bow down to Him, lol

    • @kaydgaming
      @kaydgaming 4 роки тому

      Evaristo Quiroz - On God

    • @LuvKitKatt
      @LuvKitKatt 4 роки тому

      Exactlyyyyyy

  • @tabershad
    @tabershad 9 років тому +458

    i can think of at least two more:
    "the laughin' preacher": after ever phrase or two he punctuates it-HUH... with a laughin kinda soun-ha-HUH!... i think y'al know-a-HUH... ju' what i'm talkin about-a-HUH-HUH!
    and then, of course, there's the "preacher blessed with the gift of tongues"... who every now and then -- ah shabada yama tilo lobada -- interupts their sermon in english -- heggalah shee manaya --- to insert some preachin in anotha language-a-huh! --- shamma lamma ding dong! --- which only those with the gift of interpreting tongues can understand-ah --- hibachi bagel menorah... teriyaki kunta kinte....

    • @googleuser.google
      @googleuser.google 9 років тому +42

      Taber Shadburne LMAO Teriyaki kunta kinte

    • @1helluvawomen
      @1helluvawomen 9 років тому +24

      You gone make sure somebody likes your comments you have posted them on part one and two of theses videos TWICE!! Dang😭😭 I read them.. Twice..

    • @ms.nhardin4744
      @ms.nhardin4744 9 років тому +9

      I kno...yabba dabba do...that's annoy...hakamashanda shins my shoes...

    • @TaberShadburne
      @TaberShadburne 9 років тому +13

      +1helluvawomen yeah, didn't want anyone to miss out on that inspired message. :-)

    • @Pattydole70
      @Pattydole70 8 років тому +5

      +Taber Shadburne Oh LAWD, I was rolling when I read this!

  • @danielsmith5032
    @danielsmith5032 10 років тому +46

    I DIED at the asthematic!

  • @cassandrastewart8034
    @cassandrastewart8034 10 років тому +36

    "you keep playing, Im dying"!!!!!! #dead

    • @cheblanks7428
      @cheblanks7428 10 років тому +1

      I love The Playmakers and KevOnStage!!!! Their videos are hilarious!!!

  • @MandyDollofDollLand
    @MandyDollofDollLand 9 років тому +177

    "I was selling my body!" LMAO! I have sat through each kind of these preachers before. Hot mess! Lmao! Colin Silver "Because seven is the number of completion." Hahahahaha! 😉

    • @MandyDollofDollLand
      @MandyDollofDollLand 9 років тому

      Colin Silver There is a part two! It should be on the side. I haven't watched that one yet. Lol!

    • @MandyDollofDollLand
      @MandyDollofDollLand 9 років тому +1

      Tl2aV What! Eeew! What are you doing in your private quarters? 😱

    • @TEEthatsME313
      @TEEthatsME313 7 років тому

      MandyDoll me too lol

    • @MrTamendez
      @MrTamendez 7 років тому +2

      what church you be going to?.....for research purposes that is.

    • @MandyDollofDollLand
      @MandyDollofDollLand 7 років тому

      I don't go anymore, hehehe!

  • @OtherDude
    @OtherDude 9 років тому +102

    Sounds like he was mocking Noel Jones with the first one 😂

  • @ThaPrestigiousOne
    @ThaPrestigiousOne 10 років тому +27

    I laughed so hard on #8 I could barely catch my breath (my father fits that type of preacher btw) and the asthmatic preacher had me going too...I have been witness to all 10 types preachers. This was so on point. You gotta have fun in jesus, ya can't be serious all the time. Too funny guys

  • @theythemkaleaf
    @theythemkaleaf 8 років тому +64

    the mathematician 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @iambigkens
    @iambigkens 7 років тому +31

    "Blood of Christ he healed the Crips, Amen." I'm deceased XD

  • @AlvinaRayne
    @AlvinaRayne 8 років тому +286

    ROFL the asthmatic

    • @tinaross5001
      @tinaross5001 6 років тому +6

      OMG . . . .I can't! LOLLOL

    • @antoniocoleman8380
      @antoniocoleman8380 5 років тому

      Alvina Rayne Keto Lifestyle & Vlogs that long breath 😂😂

    • @RAPTUREWW3AGENDA2030
      @RAPTUREWW3AGENDA2030 4 роки тому

      Homless 2 years eat trash with my friend name Roni lol!! Not right.

  • @billyb4665
    @billyb4665 4 роки тому +5

    "You can return to Pride Rock and take back what the Enemy (Scar) stole from you!" All of these were so well done.

  • @ameerahbigo80
    @ameerahbigo80 8 років тому +13

    "devil... on me, you don't wanna see me cuz" dead😂

  • @ZaxFilms
    @ZaxFilms 2 роки тому +10

    RIP to J'Son. Absolutely unbelievable and heartbreaking. 😢

  • @belovedaam2343
    @belovedaam2343 9 років тому +24

    The ASTHMATIC!!!!!!! looooooooooooooL!!!!!!!!! sooooo true, so well done, classic, u guys are propa funny cause the truth makes the best comedy. Go ahead now!!!!!

  • @KeyzPlaya88
    @KeyzPlaya88 10 років тому +20

    As many times as I've seen this video, I STILL am not prepared for #4. It's a wrap after that!

  • @Nyx_x33
    @Nyx_x33 4 роки тому +25

    1. The Interesting Voice
    2. The Singer (0:58)
    3. The Hooper (1:50)
    4. The Asthmatic (2:15)
    5. The Emotional Wreck (3:18)
    6. The Mathematician (4:06)
    7: The Crowd Interactionist (5:06)
    8. The Fire & Brimstone (5:45)
    9. The Dictionary (6:13)
    10. The White Guy Voice (7:01)

  • @letylek
    @letylek 8 років тому +331

    Lead position in hell 😂 6:00

    • @chinasmith7588
      @chinasmith7588 8 років тому +7

      Right!!!! LMAO

    • @poki7179
      @poki7179 8 років тому +19

      .....with the devil😂😂

    • @tobianpesik7913
      @tobianpesik7913 8 років тому +21

      im pretty sure he said lead "musician" not position

    • @aarlam
      @aarlam 8 років тому +4

      Yep! LOL

    • @MizzKIR1
      @MizzKIR1 8 років тому +4

      this had me rollin! Omg!

  • @PaulEugene
    @PaulEugene 10 років тому +80

    I have seen all the preachers. This was interesting and funny...but true...

  • @iam_wonderfullymade
    @iam_wonderfullymade 10 років тому +8

    The aesthmatic preacher was the funniest!! Kev is so good at that stuff!! Had me DYING and in tears!!!! x'D

  • @mjolden
    @mjolden 9 років тому +336

    No you did NOT do the "Thriller" poem!!!!!!

    • @itsroshaeballyall726
      @itsroshaeballyall726 9 років тому +13

      he sho did!!! i was at work rolling

    • @mjolden
      @mjolden 9 років тому +1

      BumpyMagenta Brown Lol I can't!!! #Dead #Done

    • @ms.nhardin4744
      @ms.nhardin4744 9 років тому +12

      I thought I was the only one to catch it!!!! bwahaha

    • @mjolden
      @mjolden 9 років тому +1

      Nicole Hardin Lol I can't with these dudes.

    • @itsroshaeballyall726
      @itsroshaeballyall726 9 років тому +7

      That's how those preachers be acting too...lol

  • @GodJr4eva
    @GodJr4eva 10 років тому +13

    He clearly quoted THRILLER!!!!! LOLOL

  • @Fiskgyrl2
    @Fiskgyrl2 11 років тому +5

    Fire and Brimstone!!!! Too much!! LMBO!

  • @toniterrell8029
    @toniterrell8029 5 років тому +7

    The asthmatic took me ALL THE WAY OUT!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @devaughnsalter7379
    @devaughnsalter7379 10 років тому +36

    #1 preaching Thriller is hilarious!

    • @ItsRrielle
      @ItsRrielle 10 років тому +2

      That's what I was thinking Lol

    • @KiaRoane
      @KiaRoane 10 років тому +2

      LOL YES!

  • @brickcitychick5404
    @brickcitychick5404 7 років тому +3

    Going to church with my Granny every Sunday morning..and sometimes evenings; I can relate to all those skits ..RIP.."Moma" I love u and u are greatly missed.😗

  • @Blackgirluniverse1
    @Blackgirluniverse1 7 років тому +6

    I've watched this so many times, the asthmatic and the fire and brimstone.....bruh 😂😂😂😂

  • @EMan753
    @EMan753 10 років тому +18

    OMG I've seen all of these. Mostly The Singer, where the pastor preaches/sings and the musicians are always backing up every word they say to make it feel more powerful. XD

  • @SimplyBeauty96
    @SimplyBeauty96 10 років тому +21

    My Pastor was everyone of these at one time😂

  • @HeIsWorthy247
    @HeIsWorthy247 9 років тому +4

    The Asthmatic!!! When Simba ran away and Scar took his spot!!!!! Slayyyyyyed!!!!!

  • @Jr42501
    @Jr42501 2 роки тому +7

    I had to revisit these videos. Rest in peace Mr. Jason

  • @KinkyXristian
    @KinkyXristian 3 роки тому +7

    All of Kev on Stage's success I wanted to come back and reminiscence. Look how far he's come 🙌🏾 and the singer preacher was eerily accurate 🤣🤣 🎵 7 o clock...on the dot..... cruisin...the streets 🎵 🎶 ☠☠☠

  • @kai_deezy
    @kai_deezy 6 років тому +9

    No he didn’t open up with Thriller!! 😂😂😂

  • @ChrisStevensonPointblank009
    @ChrisStevensonPointblank009 10 років тому +30

    #11 You forgot the most common black preacher who held it down for decades; The Enunciator!

    • @tabershad
      @tabershad 9 років тому +23

      & then there's the one who squeezes in as many great big complicated, polysyllabic and highly abstractual verbal elocutions as theoretically, aesthetically, and realistically feasible within the linguistical parameters afforded by and within which the situational occasion he finds himself... some which may, of course, be misused, abused, misinvented or made up. ;-)

  • @AlwaysxLively05
    @AlwaysxLively05 11 років тому +4

    "JESUS, BE A DEEP BREATH." Lord have mercy, I lost it at this part. x'D This is too accurate and soooo funny!!

  • @savetdsanctified7338
    @savetdsanctified7338 8 років тому +44

    number 1 is Noel Jones lmao

    • @guylittle7052
      @guylittle7052 4 роки тому +1

      Yep. And it took me coming here to find out that's who my former bishop got it from. Lol

  • @ScorpioBeauty
    @ScorpioBeauty 8 років тому +10

    did anyone catch that #2 the singer was singing lyrics from "bump and grind" and Ushers "Nice and Slow?" 😂😂

  • @CGjustdoit
    @CGjustdoit 10 років тому +4

    3:00 "JESUS BE AN INHALERRR!!!"
    OMG IM DEAD LMBOOO

  • @zinawinder1220
    @zinawinder1220 Рік тому +2

    Hilarious! You all nailed it!
    “The Interesting Voice” was definitely Pastor Noel Jones😂😂😂

  • @mtrinity339
    @mtrinity339 2 роки тому +3

    “High five 7 or 8 people and say you don’t see me in these streets” 😂😅🤣 I can’t

  • @mxmus08
    @mxmus08 8 років тому +247

    White church is only about 17 mins. No, you didn't!

    • @aliciaturner4210
      @aliciaturner4210 8 років тому +8

      lol

    • @anirenart8422
      @anirenart8422 7 років тому +10

      Tk Muns I go to a white church and it's literally like four hours long what

    • @fuzzylumpkins1279
      @fuzzylumpkins1279 7 років тому +16

      I go to a white Church and it is only an hour and ends on time.I lost it at the white guy voice lol

    • @luhdonny
      @luhdonny 6 років тому +31

      Black churches are like half the day

    • @msdeej538
      @msdeej538 5 років тому +3

      @@luhdonny 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's them old time churches, they are not all like that. mine is 2 1/2 hrs and other one is 2 hrs.

  • @theandroidsentbycyberlife4399
    @theandroidsentbycyberlife4399 5 років тому +2

    @ 1:33, he said take me down but went up a key!!! 🤣🤣🤣👌🏾

  • @elonda888
    @elonda888 11 років тому +6

    Laughter is good like a medicine. I've had my dosage today ...Bless your ministry!

  • @adrianalaw1621
    @adrianalaw1621 10 років тому +43

    -He started from the bottom now he here... He died on the cross and broke every chain because we had 2 Chainz all on our lives.. I'm surprised he didn't call out the people who dancin in the club Monday to Saturday and wonderin why they goin thru... It's all because You Girls Ain't Loyal

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 6 років тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mchan2141
      @mchan2141 6 років тому

      Adriana Law preach!😂

  • @EEJAI
    @EEJAI 9 років тому +146

    Which preachers have I seen?
    All.
    Of.
    These.
    (#4 should NOT -- I repeat -- should not be watched at work XDDD)

  • @robmac85
    @robmac85 10 років тому +30

    I died at the #4 asthma part. Lol!!!

  • @imissthawwf94
    @imissthawwf94 5 років тому +5

    “ i see a real pretty lady..... i mean jesus!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MToure
    @MToure 7 місяців тому +3

    "Don't you be a side chick for my lord and savior" 😂😂

  • @angelbrownie735
    @angelbrownie735 10 років тому +12

    I died at #4 !! Kev is too much. The whole thing had me weak from laughing!!! Lol

  • @jadajasmin37
    @jadajasmin37 10 років тому +50

    i died laughing on number 8 :P!!

  • @destinyortiz3596
    @destinyortiz3596 3 роки тому +3

    This brings so many memories before covid, church was filled with energy and hyped up by the best preachers, preaching the word!! 🙏🏾🙏🏾😂😂❤️❤️

  • @empressmystique260
    @empressmystique260 10 років тому +8

    The Asthmatic kills me!! My uncle is a preacher and he is definitely that one. lol

  • @guitarslim1989
    @guitarslim1989 8 років тому +15

    Lol the asthmatic had me crying laughing!

  • @IllKeepALightOn
    @IllKeepALightOn 6 років тому +5

    “We’re gonna go ahead and close because, ya know, white church is only about seventeen minutes.” 😂

  • @1z851
    @1z851 2 роки тому +6

    In honor of Jay no A
    I’m watching these videos again