Jackson Micheels "All Over The Floor" 1980.

Jackson Micheels "All Over The Floor" 1980.
Lyrics
Hoo! Dah! Uh! Heehee!
Ch'mon!
Oh I was feelin lonely,
So I went to the pet shop and got myself a cat,
At first I thought it was real cute,
But now it's turned into a fucking twat,
I think it wants to kill me,
Because it looks at me in a very funny way,
And I'm covered in cat scratches,
I was only trying to get the thing to play,
Oh I'm,
Tired of smelling catshit,
All the time,
I'm gonna kick the fucker out the door,
And there's so much fucking cat hair,
All over the floor
(All over the floor)
Haha Dah, uh,
Heehee, mmm dah!
I really wish I had got a dog or fish something else like that ,
Because this cat is the most fucking selfish little twat,
I've ever know,
It makes my apartment smell like old piss,
And I'm worried about getting Toxo plasmosis,
I saw that British film "Trainspotting" with Ewan McGreggor,
And his friend dies of being poisoned by catshit,
And they all take heroin,
It was really scary,
There's a baby in it and it's head twists round,
I don't want that to happen to me, no way,
So I'm getting rid of this little bastard cat today,
I don't know what I got it for,
I hat these fucking hair balls,
All over the floor
(All over the floor)
Heehee, ooh, yea
Haha, dah, uh!
All over the floor
(all over the floor) ohh,
Fucking cat hair,
(all over the floor) Heehee, dah
Heeeeeeeeee!
Ooh, haha, dah, ah
So I'd advise you not to get a cat,
The piss and shit and cat hair gets all over your flat,
Over your balls and in your hair,
And fucking scratches everywhere,
The little shit ruined my favourite chair,
And completely ignored the scratching pole I bought him,
Little fucker
(All over the floor, ooh)

[@lancalotspratt]

A real floor filler all the cool cats dig it 🎉❤

[@LewisFCR]

@lancalotspratt Aparantly, Dyson wanted this for an advert, but lost out to Whiskers at the last minute!:(

[@JoJo-ie8sl]

He should have been a huge superstar. Motown and PETA conspired to keep him down.

[@LewisFCR]

@JoJo-ie8sl it's truly tragic how he was treated by the industry, I read somewhere that he has planned to build a theme park where animals look at children in cages, but sadly it wasn't allowed 😢

[@Prionic77]

I love my cats ... but, I have had days like this.😅

[@LewisFCR]

@Prionic77 😂 sometimes they can be really selfish