These bridges will BLOW YOUR MIND in Poly Bridge 3!

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  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Рік тому +839

    Spiff drinks Yorkshire gold. He doesn't even take it out of the box he just pours hot water straight in.

    • @emmata98
      @emmata98 Рік тому +18

      And the heart infused one, the his Organismzations in Rimworld

    • @orangutang5683
      @orangutang5683 Рік тому +9

      Yorkshire gold is actually class tho

    • @that_darkknight9066
      @that_darkknight9066 Рік тому +32

      pretty sure Spiff has a tea cooled pc as well, i think it was made by linus

    • @TheAgamemnon911
      @TheAgamemnon911 Рік тому +15

      Oh? I thought he just munches the box whole and downs it with boiling water.

    • @dweezil6969
      @dweezil6969 Рік тому +7

      @@TheAgamemnon911 Who doesn't munch the whole box? What kind of monster only munches part of a box?

  • @YouTube
    @YouTube Рік тому +508

    matt's architectural eye 🐐

  • @liamtremblay1503
    @liamtremblay1503 Рік тому +1751

    Matt’s bridge are becoming architecture😢 i hope you heal from this phase

    • @Nuke-MarsX
      @Nuke-MarsX Рік тому +114

      RCE:" its not a phase ,MOM!"

    • @nikoleditzler7250
      @nikoleditzler7250 Рік тому +40

      You had 68 likes and I couldn’t pass up the iconic moment 😮‍💨 and I do hope it’s only a phase

    • @Huh_o-o_yay
      @Huh_o-o_yay Рік тому +20

      Oh god, if RCE doesnt recover… i dont know what ill do

    • @blumoogle2901
      @blumoogle2901 Рік тому +3

      Ouch 🔥

    • @heinshaaine8153
      @heinshaaine8153 Рік тому +10

      See to what dark places the competition has driven him... I love it.

  • @KhanggiTanka
    @KhanggiTanka Рік тому +15

    The Beatles - Eleanor Rigby 17:43 for anyone who wants to know

  • @dathaniel9403
    @dathaniel9403 Рік тому +282

    It’s a-sway, not ass-way. It’s like adrift.

    • @zHan8372
      @zHan8372 Рік тому +3

      Yeah lol

    • @salemwildfire
      @salemwildfire Рік тому +18

      "AZ-WAY" ...*sigh*

    • @scottishduck88
      @scottishduck88 Рік тому +20

      ad-rift? like NiffTea and Maurens?

    • @farshnuke
      @farshnuke Рік тому +12

      He worked in drainage as a civil engineer, are we really surprised his mind is in the gutter?

    • @SuprSBG
      @SuprSBG Рік тому +2

      Ad-rift

  • @sloth0jr
    @sloth0jr Рік тому +177

    RCE trying to walk back the strongest shape monster he created is hilarious.

    • @Smile_OF
      @Smile_OF 3 місяці тому +1

      the hexagon? i didnt see that part of the video yet

  • @emildavidbjerrejrgensen6948
    @emildavidbjerrejrgensen6948 Рік тому +511

    As a real biologist, I can tell you the plural of sheep is for sure sheeptopusses

    • @flimph
      @flimph Рік тому +13

      I swear it's sheeplets

    • @heinshaaine8153
      @heinshaaine8153 Рік тому +38

      As there is only one sheep at many places at the same time at once, there is no need for a plural of sheep.

    • @harleyme3163
      @harleyme3163 Рік тому

      as a real english speaking the plural of 1 sheep, 2 sheeps, 100's of sheep..... anyone elase speak proper english...
      PS you americans dont get to make up words and think ppl arent going to look at you like you Special ed.... KA is a good example, playing scrabble one day that word came up.. so I looked it up... doesn't exist, yet the american scrabble accepted it as a real word. and yes the was an AMerican version of scrabble why do you ask LOL

    • @farshnuke
      @farshnuke Рік тому +12

      @@heinshaaine8153 Like the story that there is only one particle of hydrogen pingponging back and forth through time

    • @NoahDrawsALot
      @NoahDrawsALot Рік тому +8

      @@flimphI could have sworn it was sheeptopi

  • @loganhart5678
    @loganhart5678 Рік тому +135

    Matt pronouncing asway as “az-way” instead of “uh-sway” got me tickled 😂😂

    • @Jim-Bagel
      @Jim-Bagel Рік тому +7

      Seems like the word is what’s wrong not RCE

    • @ratvey
      @ratvey Рік тому +6

      "Got me tickled"????

    • @mishXY
      @mishXY 11 місяців тому +4

      @@Jim-Bagel asway from 'to sway'.. Matt is wrong

  • @AllThingsRuckus
    @AllThingsRuckus Рік тому +86

    I like your channel. Also, I don't play this game, but I feel like I am part of the RCE Cult of Engineers. I wish I was smart enough to make it to the most expensive gallery one day.

    • @AllThingsRuckus
      @AllThingsRuckus Рік тому +2

      And great song today. Elanor Rigby my jam.

    • @mooncalf_4534
      @mooncalf_4534 Рік тому +4

      Expensive bridges are extremely easy to make lol

  • @xxSeanVxx
    @xxSeanVxx Рік тому +141

    I feel like to add real value to this game and its levels, the main category should be "reusable". As in the vehicles should be able to do the full trips over and over. So no one time flaps etc

    • @opfipip3711
      @opfipip3711 Рік тому +21

      At least make it a thing like without breaks.
      So you can filter for non-single-use, and you get a warning when a bridge was single-use.
      While at it, add a wobbly one. If the streets of a bridge move significantly outside a hydraulic phase, the bridge gets flagged as wobbly.

    • @ryroller9394
      @ryroller9394 Рік тому +13

      The problem with marking things as reusable is that it is difficult to determine what is or isn't reusable automatically

    • @manfredmaniek
      @manfredmaniek Рік тому +10

      ​@@ryroller9394I think it would be pretty easy, the game could play the level (internally) a couple of times on the same bridge with next vehicle passes happening a randomised time in between. If a couple of waves pass you can tell it's not a timed cheese.

    • @jankoodziej877
      @jankoodziej877 Рік тому +13

      Old bridge building games, before this whole craze started, actually had more vehicles going both ways, sometimes multiple times. I guess some cheese was still possible, but at least in my memories it was all about building solid bridges, no jumping out dangling roads.

    • @eclipseeffigy
      @eclipseeffigy Рік тому +13

      I... don't know what y'all are thinking. First of all, you can already play like that if you want to, and many people do. The leaderboards are for a competitive mode. That's their purpose. What do you reckon "reusable" adds to a competitive mode? There's already two variations of lowest budget and there is lowest stress.
      On top of that, "reusability" MASSIVELY reduces design space for wacky hydraulic, gravity, and spring levels.
      This other comment that other bridge games were less cheesy in their memory... my man... that's because there was no leaderboard people were competing on, looking for every smallest advantage they can find.
      I really don't see why y'all think putting an arbitrary restriction on for everyone else to deal with, level-makers, devs, leaderboard chasers, all players, is going to make the game better to casually play. It will change literally nothing! Competitive players will still be competitive and non-leaderboard players will still do what they want, over-engineer or just complete the level or make a pretty bridge, but everyone has less freedom to play how they want.

  • @_eeveeon_
    @_eeveeon_ Рік тому +4

    Spiff would tell you that NiffTea being the best Tea is absolute Slander!
    Yorkshire Tea Gold, Ladies and Gentlemen! Now that is a fantastic cup of Tea

  • @jeremystreckeisen6411
    @jeremystreckeisen6411 Рік тому +38

    I demand Tyler and Matt stream together and build bridges for charity, I would pay for the horrible jokes they would both so lovingly make

  • @OllieOnFire
    @OllieOnFire Рік тому +8

    10:54 i think it's pronounced uh-sway, like around, about, it's swaying in a poetic form, aswaying

    • @mooron394
      @mooron394 Рік тому +1

      Yeah that sounds right

  • @dukeboreham2782
    @dukeboreham2782 Рік тому +2

    Holy shit, I've finally made it into an RCE video 😀😁
    I made the smile bridge at 10:35 😁

  • @victoroliva7521
    @victoroliva7521 Рік тому +9

    Matt: I'll cheer myself up
    *proceeds to watch giant knob 9:41

  • @houdin654jeff
    @houdin654jeff Рік тому +3

    9:26 “it is not, I resent that! …slander is spoken. When you write it down, it’s called libel.”
    -J Jonah Jameson

  • @felixcaskey4193
    @felixcaskey4193 Рік тому +4

    13:50 Finally, Min Headroom.

  • @sparkselm173
    @sparkselm173 Рік тому +3

    9:16 "go ask the Spiffing Brit go ask him "oi Spiff is NiffTea the greastest tea ever made?" he will say "yes, 100%""
    WRONG! Yorkshire Tea Gold is the greatest tea ever made!
    Only a dirty, filthy coffee drinker would suggest otherwise.

  • @dandown4211
    @dandown4211 Рік тому +1

    3:58 I like "sheepi". Implies the singular "SHEEPUS"

  • @captainnitro923
    @captainnitro923 9 місяців тому +2

    17:50 banger music, banger remix

  • @The_Nonchalant_Shallot
    @The_Nonchalant_Shallot Рік тому +1

    3:50 You've never heard of Red Balls? It's an energy drink :D

  • @slippythepenguin1561
    @slippythepenguin1561 Рік тому +12

    3:57 I love how Matt is probably the only engineer who doesn’t know the plural of sheep

    • @KarmaSangheili
      @KarmaSangheili Рік тому +2

      Biological thing; wasn't ever taught. :P

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt Рік тому +5

      ? thats like saying every machinist knows what a pistil is. 2 completely different subjects. when tf would he ever work with sheep in his life lmao.

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt Рік тому +4

      hes a civil engineer in a city hes probably seen as many sheep as someone born on the moon.

    • @a.w.4708
      @a.w.4708 Рік тому +1

      Yeah, actually sheep is plural of the word shoop

    • @Mimi.1001
      @Mimi.1001 Рік тому +1

      @@newp0rt The plural of sheep is something I would imagine British elementary school children learning, it really doesn't seem that specific for me. And if children would know this, you can assume someone with higher education like an engineer would too. But I guess I'm no native speaker, so I wouldn't really know.

  • @RhombonianKnight
    @RhombonianKnight Рік тому +17

    It never fails to warm the cold, mechanical pump of this engineer's heart to see such efficient designs using strong engineering principles.

  • @Alexander-b7r9b
    @Alexander-b7r9b 7 місяців тому +1

    3:42 When one of the levels said "RCE is an architect" RCE said "RCE is a WHAT?.......... I BEG YOUR PARDON!" And his character body pops up and is angry, it made me start laughing my a*s off😂😂😂

  • @fonze5664
    @fonze5664 Рік тому +32

    Maurens with the sick burn 😂 Long live the new rivalry!

    • @Maurens1
      @Maurens1 Рік тому +10

      Got Matt to call me an architect, I see that as a win

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Рік тому +1

      @@Maurens1 good job :D

    • @Maurens1
      @Maurens1 Рік тому

      @@niffTea heyy it's the real niffTea!

    • @niffTea
      @niffTea Рік тому +1

      @@Maurens1 nice to meet you :) , i like the next coffee burn you created , with the heart under map lol ... i just done a reply to that one ;)

    • @Maurens1
      @Maurens1 Рік тому +1

      @@niffTea nice to meet you too! I just watched your reply, this is war now (if I get any fun ideas lol)

  • @xHarpua
    @xHarpua Рік тому +8

    The damn songs make me grin like an idiot every time. Gotta love the Eleanor Bridgeby cover.

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine Рік тому +19

    I lost it at "I only know flat bridges, I will not bow"

  • @Johrm
    @Johrm 11 днів тому +1

    As a fellow beatles lover i loved the eleanor rigby solo at 17:39

  • @nathangamble125
    @nathangamble125 Рік тому +8

    the touching tips truss is most appropriate bridge design for the map name "make ends meet"

  • @hoholojopo
    @hoholojopo Рік тому +2

    0:58 I just realise when the meme came out

  • @kubakielbasa5987
    @kubakielbasa5987 Рік тому +1

    Spiff loves Yorkshire Gold. The only legit tea a brit would drink.

  • @Maurens1
    @Maurens1 Рік тому +2

    9:30 i'm just saying, no editors were harmed in the making of my coffee as far as I know

    • @Avocado3699
      @Avocado3699 Рік тому +2

      Yo i made some bridges shown in the video too

    • @Maurens1
      @Maurens1 Рік тому +2

      @@Avocado3699 Nice, mine was hardly a bridge lol

  • @ethanchen2051
    @ethanchen2051 Рік тому +4

    RCE
    21:40 Ideally should all be steel
    22:12 Ideally should all be wood

  • @maggie6152
    @maggie6152 Рік тому +2

    Ok, Eleanor Bridgeby caught me off guard. 😂
    Hit that sweet spot between comedically half-assed and genuine effort.

  • @flameofthephoenix8395
    @flameofthephoenix8395 Рік тому +4

    12:31 Fairly sure you could support the left side using the platform the car starts on.

  • @ivoryowl
    @ivoryowl Рік тому +3

    This game is part architecture, part cutting corners. Because every knows budget engineers are the best engineers! ;)

  • @tommy.eklund
    @tommy.eklund Рік тому +7

    The technical term ”ka-donk” never gets old

  • @rielydavis1130
    @rielydavis1130 Рік тому

    8:55 i love this 999.99 for one tea bag 😂

  • @serketenglish5963
    @serketenglish5963 Рік тому +2

    @TheSpiffingBrit
    I believe you’ve been slandered. He’s saying that your favorite tea, and the best tea, is Niftea. I am shocked. Shooketh. Even, surprised.

  • @carlosrobledo204
    @carlosrobledo204 Рік тому +6

    Amazing job editors 🤣

  • @katanah3195
    @katanah3195 Рік тому +5

    Is NiffTea a real tea or an RCE meme? I gotta know.

    • @Flof_353
      @Flof_353 8 днів тому

      It is a real tea company but i dont know why its in polybridge so its probably both

  • @DarkKen87
    @DarkKen87 Рік тому +2

    That Dr. Evil was *chef kiss*

  • @cyborgzambix
    @cyborgzambix Рік тому +7

    The editor’s comments in the NiffTea ads are the best 😂

  • @5reasonstoedge
    @5reasonstoedge Рік тому +2

    Day 254:Dear Matt,
    I have a very good video idea
    Gather all your editors and make them all have 3 chances to make the cheapest,best and most efficient bridge, or the best score on any motorway game(e.g AQR, that one train game, ect...), or who make the longest and most efficient shapes.And see who is the best editor and is worthy of the rank of a classified engineering. From me.

  • @ReaperUnreal
    @ReaperUnreal Рік тому +37

    One day he'll understand the economics of foundations.

    • @LucasPlay171
      @LucasPlay171 Рік тому +4

      Matt if you're reading he means that foundation (by height) is the same as two vertical steel, so it's better to raise the foundation rather than using steel

    • @eclipseeffigy
      @eclipseeffigy Рік тому +5

      To be fair there are 3 levels in the entire game where the budget solve uses foundation and he's yet to arrive at the first. It's in this world though.

  • @daniellittle757
    @daniellittle757 Рік тому +4

    I love seeing what Alan's solution is

  • @OdinAUT
    @OdinAUT Рік тому +2

    Yeah great idea asking Spiff about anything but Yorkshire Tea. I'd rather not get ended by whatever Skyrim character he comes up with next. And even trying to mention coffee...ok that just made me shiver so he's definitely already watching me.

  • @stylesrj
    @stylesrj Рік тому +6

    The song this time around reminded me of the Transformers theme...
    And now Matt should do an engineering version of that!
    Engineering! Forms that meet the eye!
    Engineering! Practical in design!
    The Engineers do battle with the forces of the Architects!
    Engineers!

  • @joaofilipesantos7410
    @joaofilipesantos7410 Рік тому +1

    I loved this bridgecover! My favourite to the day!

  • @elishmittywerminghanjensen1264

    I applaud the montage as always sir 🤘

  • @NowUndefined
    @NowUndefined Рік тому +2

    I love this series, I'm so happy I found your channel

  • @hambonejones7231
    @hambonejones7231 Рік тому +2

    I clicked on this video just to say LOL for the thumbnail.
    Lol
    Good video too btw.

  • @omegahaxors9-11
    @omegahaxors9-11 Рік тому +5

    I still can't get over the fact he got away with calling himself didlobike.

  • @BlackTempleGaurdian
    @BlackTempleGaurdian Рік тому +6

    Fun fact: For the first bridge you don't need jumps, you can just build a bridge and let them hit each other.

  • @AnthonyNorris
    @AnthonyNorris Рік тому +2

    RCE should go for the best engineered and least stressed bridges. Using the POWER OF ENGINEERING!!

    • @Bumaras
      @Bumaras Рік тому

      I think he's a engineer

  • @joehemmann1156
    @joehemmann1156 Рік тому +6

    Loving the creator crossovers. The comment from the editor about being locked in your basement, was that a nod to Simon Whistler and his writers, or did that just come out of your editor's head?

    •  Рік тому +1

      They've been joking about that for a really long time

  • @shinodinhaa
    @shinodinhaa Рік тому +2

    We want this splendid british crossover with Spiff

  • @SenoraNooo
    @SenoraNooo 2 місяці тому +3

    I wonder what matt would do if he met a part time architect but they were also a part time engineer... (totally not me)

  • @N1gxtm4r3
    @N1gxtm4r3 Рік тому

    3:50 Great Balls of fire

  • @KINGReaper007
    @KINGReaper007 Рік тому +3

    Have a nice day to any one who sees this video. :)

  • @belugatnt9229
    @belugatnt9229 Рік тому +1

    I’m a architect and I like your bridges 😀

  • @optimistprime2751
    @optimistprime2751 Рік тому +1

    Spiffing brit doesn't drink anything other than yorkshire gold. He praises it to no end. 😂

  • @louieberg2942
    @louieberg2942 Рік тому +5

    a-sway
    a-walking
    a-knocking

  • @theresabrown8691
    @theresabrown8691 Рік тому +3

    matt could you plz add these vid to your poly bridge 3 playlist it would help me alot to keep track of those vids and thanks in advance

  • @regit1202
    @regit1202 Рік тому +3

    only an archetect would go so low to build a dangally bridge like that, good on you RCE

  • @frenchfrylord5648
    @frenchfrylord5648 Рік тому +1

    I come for the engineering, but I watch in depth for the editors

  • @claudetheclaudeqc6600
    @claudetheclaudeqc6600 Рік тому

    that one whit foundation at 8:44 was me lol, I just wanted to make an extremely costly bridge XD

  • @dariodiluciano9443
    @dariodiluciano9443 4 місяці тому

    23:38 "more wood is needed siah"

  • @Soul-rs6ud
    @Soul-rs6ud Рік тому

    Love the beatles contrafactum you did

  • @YourFriendJessie
    @YourFriendJessie 8 місяців тому

    9:23
    doesn't Spiff stan "Yorkshire Tea"?

  • @rasmusnielsen5098
    @rasmusnielsen5098 Рік тому +2

    Being called an architect by Matt is like the worst insult known to man😂

  • @oDreamCrusher
    @oDreamCrusher 4 місяці тому

    What a magnificent parody. Again matt, you have outdone yourself!

  • @saltiney8578
    @saltiney8578 Рік тому

    I'm sad because its very obvious Matt has put in a ton of work on these songs and he's having fun doing them, and he should do whatever he likes however I have to report that I dont think i'll ever be able to watch the poly bridge 3 series ever again, I've watched most of your other playlists multiple times while lying in bed or while gaming but I dislike the songs enough to have to get out of bed and skip past it.
    Anyways im sorry to be a downer and your doing fantastically for yourself so don't let me dissuage you especially if you have fun doing them, enjoying your work is very important for your own happyness, I love the channel and will continue to binge watch all your shit over and over along with LGIO and red letter media for years to come.

  • @Jatski_pelaa
    @Jatski_pelaa 8 місяців тому

    loving your take on eleanor rigby!

  • @codyg9979
    @codyg9979 Рік тому +1

    Coffee is so much better 😇 😂

  • @Jspare
    @Jspare Рік тому

    16:29 & 26:56 my solutions 😂

  • @kevinbihari
    @kevinbihari Рік тому +1

    It is a-sway. Like a-float, or a-drift, or a-mongst.
    Comes from swaying

  • @chriscrossler
    @chriscrossler Рік тому +2

    @Editor: don't worry, you will be allowed one 5 minute call with your family next week

  • @commonsense7754
    @commonsense7754 Рік тому

    Who wins? Niff-tea vs Yorkshire Tea Gold? Exploiter vs engineer? The battle we all need.

  • @smilygriffin1144
    @smilygriffin1144 4 дні тому

    4:24 wait, which version is this? 3, ok
    4:28 "Because we're playing Poly Bridge 3"
    Wtf😮

  • @Gdhcycyhd
    @Gdhcycyhd 7 місяців тому

    4:21
    That’s because he is

  • @maxifilip123
    @maxifilip123 Рік тому +1

    Eleanor Rigby is such a good song

  • @allie-ontheweb
    @allie-ontheweb Рік тому

    3:57
    the plural of sheep is shoop

  • @Lartalle
    @Lartalle Рік тому +1

    I like the “Eleanor Bridgeby” song

  • @DatGuy_83
    @DatGuy_83 Рік тому +1

    Coffee over (Niff)Tea!

  • @spacebees86
    @spacebees86 Рік тому

    I try to stay positive on here so I'll say: I'm glad today's song wasn't an ad

  • @kristoferbjarni2114
    @kristoferbjarni2114 9 місяців тому

    7:55 its torque not power the car has to make it up.
    Best regards: Real Mecanical Engineer😅

  • @The_Box_King
    @The_Box_King Рік тому +52

    Day 33 of asking Matt to play Mindustry.

  • @nathan22211
    @nathan22211 Рік тому +3

    pretty sure if you split the ropes by a node they can handle more

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 Рік тому

    Maybe I’m just out of the loop but I was SURE Spiffing Brit was a die-hard Yorkshire Tea Brand tea man

  • @sgtlapp7599
    @sgtlapp7599 2 місяці тому

    got this game after seeing ur vids, it’s really fun!

  • @karateman1988
    @karateman1988 Рік тому

    Honestly I'm not usually a fun of the singing bits, but The lovely bridges was a banger.

    • @karateman1988
      @karateman1988 Рік тому

      Now I wanna watch the yellow submarine again.
      Shit I don't have a VCR anymore...

  • @jerryohms8805
    @jerryohms8805 Рік тому +1

    I completely lost it at 16:25 lmao

  • @Walking_Death
    @Walking_Death Рік тому

    4:18 it's Monocle Gentlesheep.

  • @Spartan9285
    @Spartan9285 Рік тому +1

    As a Aussie I can confirm bushells blue label is my favourite tea

  • @erickalvarez7015
    @erickalvarez7015 Рік тому

    Why is nobody tallking about the beautiful song he just made
    All the lovely bridgeees!

  • @hrrld
    @hrrld Рік тому

    "Couple of nuts?" - got me. (:

  • @baseballjustin5
    @baseballjustin5 Рік тому

    Man i love 'Matt or Dog Paddy' by the Beavles

  • @CEOofAvenia
    @CEOofAvenia Рік тому +5

    bros inspired me to become an engineer

  • @idothings6685
    @idothings6685 Рік тому +3

    "Jumps are boring" said no one ever.