Xenos: *Throwing their overpowered ships at humanity and waiting for the inevitable victory* Imperium of Man: “Could you stop throwing your legos? I don’t feel like putting them in the bucket for you.”
Yeah even today we regularly build ships here on earth that are over 300m long and the Jahre Viking was over 450m long, so classifiing a ship in the far future with 550m length as a super carrier really seems puny.
@@_realghost_ Not to mention that most carriers in the navies around the world can carry around 80 fighters, fleet carriers go over 100 aircraft. Quite amusing that mighty supercarrier has capacity of pre space era vessel.
Not necessarily. That far into the future we really don't know exactly how big ships would actually be, so we can only really go by speculation from science fiction. 550 meters might be small-ish by Star Wars standards, around mid-bulk cruiser size, for example, but it's actually bigger than the Constitution-class USS Enterprise (TOS, not Kelvin Timeline) from Star Trek, and a bit smaller than the BC-304 from Stargate (which, admittedly, is one of the smaller capital ships from Stargate but that's a series where most factions just mass-produce their largest ships without any tactical consideration). So, for a carrier, 550 meters would be on the small side, but not necessarily tiny.
This entire video could be summed up as Fleetmaster: Eagerly attempting to f*ck around. Scoutmaster: Desperately trying to stop the council from finding out.
When they described the specifics of what they classify as a "supercarrier" i was somewhat confused. that just sounded like a normal or light carrier to me. A supercarrier would carry many hundreds of fighters or even ships of frigate size, like the UNSC Infinity does.
Thats the point, their expectations for a ship are way higher than for us, for us a space supercarrier should carry at least 500 fighters and have at 1 AA turret every 5 meters, but for them 150 fighters is an exceptional capacity
This is basically saying it can hold 100 infinities and the frigates in the same style if its blocking out the sun. And who can say. That the thing holding the infinities is only a carrier.....
Just yesterday I did this. Thought my numbers were bigger so i should be fine. Didn't expect to have to field 2x my naval limit at the bastard. But i had three of their "holy worlds" I've been wanting to colonize since the beginning and wanted to test the de-evolution ray.
Lol my game is completely modded out I am the Humans of course. 10 1st Order supremacy class super star dreadnoughts or 1 Eclipse class ought to do the trick 🎶"Slow Imperial March"🎶
You see the problem. The aliens built their fleet in preparation for what they knew to be out there. We built ours in preparation for what we feared *might* be out there.
10 in the home system. That's just the guard fleet. If you think about an expeditionary fleet, they were probably centered around one of those behemoths. So they most likely had more than just 10.
A Terran SUPER carrier sounds like they took a Troy Class battlestation and instead of making it a globe they decided to flatten it and stretch it out as far as it can go.
That's not a knoife. THAT'S a knoife! Edit: love these last lines: ''What are we to do?'' ''Any course of action doesn't lead to us acquiring an accurate count of human supercarriers.'' Translated: Please do NOT FA so we don't have to FO!!''
I thought the twist would be that the aliens in this story deploy carriers alone, but humans deploy them in Carrier Strike Groups which consists of dozens of destroyers, frigates, Aegis, support and stealth ships attached to each of them.
That will be normal, for the fleet too, if you have ship specific to destroy bigger ships with sheer volume of firepower you win with 3 ships similar in size desined to carry resorce or space fighters.
@@kacpermalina308 It's a pretty simple concept. Allow the carrier to be the fleet supply ship and have the significant offensive weapons (control the air/space... uh... space). The rest of the group is dedicated to protecting the carrier. And they tend to be a little overpowered. Advanced detection systems, massive numbers of missiles and long range weapons as well as ciw weapons. Stealth capabilities to sneak around and take things out silently and invisibly. You're too worried about the support ships to deal with the main ship which is busy throwing super agile and very small attack/bomber craft at you. Either way, you're gonna die.
@@mycroft16 UHG cairo as interceptor ship, than something bigger 900m as slow but powerful rocket ship. And Battle cruiser Being always late witch long range laser and pulse cannons, simping provided by UHG cairo.
Other sapient species: Let's use our vast resources to build a Dyson sphere around our star to harvest as much of its energy as we can! Humans: Our ships shall blot out the sun! And by that I mean each ship, not all ships gathered together.
You guys ever see a supercarrier carrier this baby has all the bells and whistles even has a mini fridge in every room. Yea we call her “the USS MERICA!!!”
Man, i feel jaded/ like having read too many hfy stories when my first thought at the start was "This is going to end in a revelation/joke about the humans calling something much bigger a super carrier, isn't it?"
Nice stories. It was useful to show the people's point of view. Through the Centuries. From the first contact until later... There were many stories to tell.😊
Mankind: please, take a ticket and wait your turn for the naval cleasing, we only do one per century except in case of emergency, don't be the emergency.
Empress and her fleet commander desperately wanting to Fuck Around, but their entire army would be barely noticeable as a threat. Them Finding Out would be equivalent to us stepping on an anthill as we jog down the sidewalk, they'd have to hope for pity on their empire.
I have to admit, curious how these idiots haven't already been reverse conquered by someone they underestimated if they're so willing to throw away and ignore the Intel division, to the point where the Empress had to intervene. Quantity does have a quality all its own, but, as humanity shows, size DOES matter in military affairs.
Oh, you know how humans think... if we can build it 700m long, when not 7,000 meters long? I mean, look at our tall building race. Already very serious plans for 1km tall buildings.
_Antimatter fusion reactors_ If it's an antimatter reactor, the word 'fusion' doesn't belong. If it's a fusion reactor, the word 'antimatter' doesn't belong. The editor of the story should have caught that.
It's mostly the fact that we have "clung" to our primitive weapons. What they fail to realize is that everyone else has optimized for a different kind of attack, so no one can really defend against ours. Arrogance has LONG been the downfall of armies and empires in just our own history. Thousands of years ago an army that was extremely skilled with a sling and stone could still do massive damage to a more advanced army. Technological advances are only a boon when they counter what came before. If they are designed to counter something else, the previous thing is still gonna wipe you out.
I mean, you don't rule for a 1,000 years without learning a thing or two. And at least the fleet commander had enough intelligence about things to recognize real power even when believing how good his own fleet is. And in fairness, their fleet clearly is extremely good. Just not against humanity. They have proven their strength against basically everyone else. They've just been lucky that humans don't really care about conquest... we'd much rather build trade and commerce. Far more lucrative and easier to maintain than thousands of slave worlds. But don't ever take peaceful for weak. We will absolutely defend our trade to the teeth and final drop of blood. Don't f*$k with our boats. Or our friends. We don't like that.
Also, can I get that Imperial Super Carrier diagram as a large poster? That's awesome looking. And one for the human ships. Seriously, where did you get those?! I love that style of sci fi art. I actually found someone who has the Star Trek giant ship displays as artwork, and another company that could print them as transparencies. I plan to build backlight frames for them and hang them so they glow like they do in the shows.
they dont realize UHG cryo, have 1 meter of steall then 1 meter of heat sink fiber than half a meter of in armor plates. So there simulations don't count anti plasma armor.
i think the alien believe some random ai generated short clip video of "light strike battle group" as the true intel of Humankind fleet spacefaring civilization got trolled by a teenager 😂
The USS Gerald R Ford is 332 meters long and holds 70+ aircraft. All it needs is space-worthiness and I guess it classifies as nearly a supercarrier by this races definitions. Throw in the strike group with it and I think we'd give them a run for their money. Let alone a humanity that is actually IN space and has mastered in space construction and made trivial the launch of materials to orbit. And of course we aren't going to waste time making our military craft pretty. They're gonna be ugly sons of bitches, but they will absolutely end you.
INCONSISTENCY IN THE STORY! The writer Mentions that the Human Super Carriers are 550m long, compared to the 750m(?) of the empress forces ones... A 550m long Ship never will block the sun of our solar system.
By all (past) account (cairo) this is a super carrier. Because Queen and flet master don't know the news and refer to thier own system craker as super carier. than scout speak:" what we refer as supercarrier humanity call light assult vessel".
basically the aliens' super carriers are much smaller than the humans' super carriers. The alien one were much smaller then plants........the humans outdwarf stars.
'Sir! The enemy has dispatched a squadron of fighters!'
'Deploy the windshield wipers!'
😂😂😂
This made me audibly laugh
Xenos: *Throwing their overpowered ships at humanity and waiting for the inevitable victory*
Imperium of Man: “Could you stop throwing your legos? I don’t feel like putting them in the bucket for you.”
thankyou for letting us know of your home world. we shall take it from you
Aliens: "Behold our Supercarriers..."
Humans: "hold my beer..."
or Humans: "oh, you also have a civilian space Toyota?"
Aliens: behold our mighty suppercarrier
Human: aaahhhw...how cute😅
@@LordNeros yes the corporacion civilian spacecraft will be this small.
"Hold my Beer" crushes two Supercarriers placing the beer in the aliens care.
I mean, when talking assault space craft in the far future, 550 meters does sound rather puny and indeed light craft.
Yeah even today we regularly build ships here on earth that are over 300m long and the Jahre Viking was over 450m long, so classifiing a ship in the far future with 550m length as a super carrier really seems puny.
@@_realghost_ Not to mention that most carriers in the navies around the world can carry around 80 fighters, fleet carriers go over 100 aircraft.
Quite amusing that mighty supercarrier has capacity of pre space era vessel.
Not necessarily. That far into the future we really don't know exactly how big ships would actually be, so we can only really go by speculation from science fiction. 550 meters might be small-ish by Star Wars standards, around mid-bulk cruiser size, for example, but it's actually bigger than the Constitution-class USS Enterprise (TOS, not Kelvin Timeline) from Star Trek, and a bit smaller than the BC-304 from Stargate (which, admittedly, is one of the smaller capital ships from Stargate but that's a series where most factions just mass-produce their largest ships without any tactical consideration). So, for a carrier, 550 meters would be on the small side, but not necessarily tiny.
Especially when they're space faring craft not weighed down by limitations such as buoyancy.
@_realghost_ in star wars carriers have 4 kilometers lenght, and heavy carriers 7 in length and 7 in width and 6 in hight making them gigant.
This entire video could be summed up as
Fleetmaster: Eagerly attempting to f*ck around.
Scoutmaster: Desperately trying to stop the council from finding out.
When they described the specifics of what they classify as a "supercarrier" i was somewhat confused. that just sounded like a normal or light carrier to me. A supercarrier would carry many hundreds of fighters or even ships of frigate size, like the UNSC Infinity does.
Bingo; it’s like a modern aircraft carrier. You’re average one holds up to 60 while a fleet carrier holds over a 100.
It's a carrier that carry its own escorts.
Thats the point, their expectations for a ship are way higher than for us, for us a space supercarrier should carry at least 500 fighters and have at 1 AA turret every 5 meters, but for them 150 fighters is an exceptional capacity
This is basically saying it can hold 100 infinities and the frigates in the same style if its blocking out the sun. And who can say. That the thing holding the infinities is only a carrier.....
Ah yes. The Proportional Human Fleet. Yes very human!
ua-cam.com/video/SZE4pEKc6WY/v-deo.html
Quack bang out. He dropped a video today too
Less the proportional and more Dundee's, "That's not a knife..."
The design is very human. Very easy to use!
proportional fleet for a proportional response
What other species call super carrier is the basic unit in Human fleets. Great story, keep them coming.
*When you poke a fallen Empire in Stellaris*
Me as a military superpower in most games: "Thanks for the fleet reduction. Stockpiles and morale are back up juat in time."
Just yesterday I did this. Thought my numbers were bigger so i should be fine. Didn't expect to have to field 2x my naval limit at the bastard. But i had three of their "holy worlds" I've been wanting to colonize since the beginning and wanted to test the de-evolution ray.
Lol my game is completely modded out I am the Humans of course. 10 1st Order supremacy class super star dreadnoughts or 1 Eclipse class ought to do the trick 🎶"Slow Imperial March"🎶
You see the problem. The aliens built their fleet in preparation for what they knew to be out there. We built ours in preparation for what we feared *might* be out there.
Well all humanity history, is see the unknown and be prepared it became Australia.
When you don't know what's coming be ready to swing
Humans “you ignored us too long and we got bored….we only made 10 of these….”
Humans as well: we also created a weapon that can ignite a star into a supernova
10 in the home system. That's just the guard fleet. If you think about an expeditionary fleet, they were probably centered around one of those behemoths. So they most likely had more than just 10.
@@JanB1605 quote:"they have ten" scout: " that we know of".
@@kacpermalina308 I know. But OP @wakcedout said "We only made 10 of these", which is what I was trying to correct.
Great story! Always question "assumptions"! Never "assume" that your designation of a "super" carrier is the same as another's! LOL!!!
When I heard hundred fighters, I knew that wasn’t big enough for super carrier!
Right? That's a standard carrier CURRENTLY. lol
DON'T TOUCH OUR BOATS!
Best version yet Utterly AWESOME with the images of the two ships!
Humans More Dakka = Better
more dakka = more better
If you haven't destroyed the enemy with the first salvo, it just meens you need more weapons.
Seen this a couple times but by far the best animation with it, keep up the tremendous work, your subs are sky rocketing
Human: that’s not a super carrier
This is a super carrier
"And due to a miscalculation of scale, the entire battlefleet was accidentally swallowed by a small dog." Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy"
A Terran SUPER carrier sounds like they took a Troy Class battlestation and instead of making it a globe they decided to flatten it and stretch it out as far as it can go.
That's not a knoife.
THAT'S a knoife!
Edit: love these last lines:
''What are we to do?''
''Any course of action doesn't lead to us acquiring an accurate count of human supercarriers.''
Translated: Please do NOT FA so we don't have to FO!!''
What I like the most about this is the fact that you can visually imagine this super carrier passing in front of the star.
I thought the twist would be that the aliens in this story deploy carriers alone, but humans deploy them in Carrier Strike Groups which consists of dozens of destroyers, frigates, Aegis, support and stealth ships attached to each of them.
That will be normal, for the fleet too, if you have ship specific to destroy bigger ships with sheer volume of firepower you win with 3 ships similar in size desined to carry resorce or space fighters.
@@kacpermalina308 It's a pretty simple concept. Allow the carrier to be the fleet supply ship and have the significant offensive weapons (control the air/space... uh... space). The rest of the group is dedicated to protecting the carrier. And they tend to be a little overpowered. Advanced detection systems, massive numbers of missiles and long range weapons as well as ciw weapons. Stealth capabilities to sneak around and take things out silently and invisibly. You're too worried about the support ships to deal with the main ship which is busy throwing super agile and very small attack/bomber craft at you. Either way, you're gonna die.
@@mycroft16 UHG cairo as interceptor ship, than something bigger 900m as slow but powerful rocket ship. And Battle cruiser Being always late witch long range laser and pulse cannons, simping provided by UHG cairo.
Aliens: We have Supercarriers, humans! Tremble in fear!
Humans: Those are sooo cute! Baebe sooperkarriers!
Human proportional v Galactic proportional. I see it's still the American v metric measuring system.. Quackbang would be proud.
Funny in 40k Their supecarrier. Is barely a light cruiser 😊😊
Other sapient species:
Let's use our vast resources to build a Dyson sphere around our star to harvest as much of its energy as we can!
Humans:
Our ships shall blot out the sun!
And by that I mean each ship, not all ships gathered together.
Other Sapient Species: We make a Dyson sphere around a star...
Humans: We make a Dyson sphere around a galaxy....
You guys ever see a supercarrier carrier this baby has all the bells and whistles even has a mini fridge in every room. Yea we call her “the USS MERICA!!!”
and we building second version, has 3 FTL engines saw together.
Man, i feel jaded/ like having read too many hfy stories when my first thought at the start was "This is going to end in a revelation/joke about the humans calling something much bigger a super carrier, isn't it?"
Nice stories. It was useful to show the people's point of view. Through the Centuries. From the first contact until later... There were many stories to tell.😊
Mankind: please, take a ticket and wait your turn for the naval cleasing, we only do one per century except in case of emergency, don't be the emergency.
That empire almost learned the human saying of F around and find out.
Ah yes classic human having a crazy huge space ship
Empress and her fleet commander desperately wanting to Fuck Around, but their entire army would be barely noticeable as a threat. Them Finding Out would be equivalent to us stepping on an anthill as we jog down the sidewalk, they'd have to hope for pity on their empire.
If we even noticed we'd stepped on it.
Great story. I sure hope we have a fleet that big to defend ourselves someday.
I have to admit, curious how these idiots haven't already been reverse conquered by someone they underestimated if they're so willing to throw away and ignore the Intel division, to the point where the Empress had to intervene. Quantity does have a quality all its own, but, as humanity shows, size DOES matter in military affairs.
Drones good big drones even better. Technology at large quantity and political support is needed.
They made 10 before they decided that they didn't like the design. It was to limiting.
so next one will be 2 km bigger in designe :)
Moderation? Restraint? Never heard of 'em.
Oh, you know how humans think... if we can build it 700m long, when not 7,000 meters long? I mean, look at our tall building race. Already very serious plans for 1km tall buildings.
Pretty sure a Munificent class frigate from Star wars can 1vs1 one of their 'super carrier' and came out on top.
_Antimatter fusion reactors_
If it's an antimatter reactor, the word 'fusion' doesn't belong. If it's a fusion reactor, the word 'antimatter' doesn't belong. The editor of the story should have caught that.
Man it must have taken some time to just build one of the human super carrier. Maybe a hundred to thousand to make it THAT SIZE.
Those SuperCarriers must be as big as an Executor-Class SuperStarDestroyer. If they can house the support for an entire Strike Group.
This is what happens when you don't zerg-rush humanity immediately, and let them build their forces up.
Part 2 great work I really like it
The description of the video playback kind of reminds me of the empire strikes back when the super star destroyer was shown among the fleet.
They might try diplomacy now, but sooner or later humanity will know of what they did, and god have mercy on them, because we won't
If they don't know already some scout asked about humanity weapons, and it SUS.
Every one of these story’s I hear it’s just humans are scary and no one else realizes it until it’s too late
It's mostly the fact that we have "clung" to our primitive weapons. What they fail to realize is that everyone else has optimized for a different kind of attack, so no one can really defend against ours. Arrogance has LONG been the downfall of armies and empires in just our own history. Thousands of years ago an army that was extremely skilled with a sling and stone could still do massive damage to a more advanced army. Technological advances are only a boon when they counter what came before. If they are designed to counter something else, the previous thing is still gonna wipe you out.
Finally arrogant aliens that are not stupid enough to attack the humans I'm actually impressed by their intelligence
I mean, you don't rule for a 1,000 years without learning a thing or two. And at least the fleet commander had enough intelligence about things to recognize real power even when believing how good his own fleet is. And in fairness, their fleet clearly is extremely good. Just not against humanity. They have proven their strength against basically everyone else. They've just been lucky that humans don't really care about conquest... we'd much rather build trade and commerce. Far more lucrative and easier to maintain than thousands of slave worlds. But don't ever take peaceful for weak. We will absolutely defend our trade to the teeth and final drop of blood. Don't f*$k with our boats. Or our friends. We don't like that.
as always go big or go home to go even bigger,
This is not a supercarrier, This is a supercarrier.
Also, can I get that Imperial Super Carrier diagram as a large poster? That's awesome looking. And one for the human ships. Seriously, where did you get those?! I love that style of sci fi art. I actually found someone who has the Star Trek giant ship displays as artwork, and another company that could print them as transparencies. I plan to build backlight frames for them and hang them so they glow like they do in the shows.
any chance of getting an upload of the UHG Cairo diagram? I want that as my backround!
Nice graphics
Id like to see the UHG United States
I want the image of the uhg for my wall
You should see our heavy assault carriers.
they dont realize UHG cryo, have 1 meter of steall then 1 meter of heat sink fiber than half a meter of in armor plates. So there simulations don't count anti plasma armor.
i think the alien believe some random ai generated short clip video of "light strike battle group" as the true intel of Humankind fleet
spacefaring civilization got trolled by a teenager
😂
Disappointing
Humans,you should be making Sokar system size ships
*Dyson Swarm-powered Caplan Thruster Stellar Engine intensified*
Hold my Beer while I casually drive by a solar system.
Humanity supercarrier is 20% Solar sys. so 10 will be enough for this point of story. Give them 200 years they do ship 2X bigger than Solar system.
That is no MOON 🌕
You're right it's not but we can fit a small one in our cargo bay!!
The USS Gerald R Ford is 332 meters long and holds 70+ aircraft. All it needs is space-worthiness and I guess it classifies as nearly a supercarrier by this races definitions. Throw in the strike group with it and I think we'd give them a run for their money. Let alone a humanity that is actually IN space and has mastered in space construction and made trivial the launch of materials to orbit. And of course we aren't going to waste time making our military craft pretty. They're gonna be ugly sons of bitches, but they will absolutely end you.
Bigger is better
INCONSISTENCY IN THE STORY!
The writer Mentions that the Human Super Carriers are 550m long, compared to the 750m(?) of the empress forces ones...
A 550m long Ship never will block the sun of our solar system.
The human super carrier is a misnomer.
They went and got the bigger boat
By all (past) account (cairo) this is a super carrier. Because Queen and flet master don't know the news and refer to thier own system craker as super carier. than scout speak:" what we refer as supercarrier humanity call light assult vessel".
You have a gun? I have a Canon
51st thumbs up lol
So wtf happened?!!
basically the aliens' super carriers are much smaller than the humans' super carriers. The alien one were much smaller then plants........the humans outdwarf stars.
@@cameronjensen9397even "much smaller" is an understatement
Ah yes human propaganda