Raspberry Soda & Porn Mags - Saturday Night Live
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2013
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A convenience store clerk recognizes a customer from the past by his purchase of raspberry soda, a Mars bar, and a porn magazine. Aired 04/15/00
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I gotta love that the first store clerk actually got the hint and tried to backtrack.
Who own the chief?
So before Peter got bitten by a radioactive spider, he used to sell porn magazines to Will Ferrel?
Gator during his early college years.
Peter Pornmag...saving the city one magazine at a time...
With great power comes great responsibility
That's also how the Punisher and Emma Frost started out.
No, that’s Tobey Maguire and he’s playing a part here because he’s an actor
I couldn’t even tell that was Tobey he plays this character well
I couldn’t un hear his voice
Yeah, I initially thought it was Lola Falana
It was pretty obvious that was Toby McGuire
Really? I knew it was him before they showed his face. His voice is way too distinctive.
Ummm that was Peter Parker.
Based on his reading material she was completely wrong for him anyway.
There is nothing wrong with liking over 50 grey bush hit house, big beavers, super jungs, black tail. I like all those things. It is a biological need like hunger for food, taking a bath, itchy skin, cleaning your hands, keeping warm during winter, going to the bathroom.
Don't know, bet she has a big beaver
I like how you refer to it as “reading material”. Makes it 20x better
That’s the joke...
Fat jugs and black tail-yep
You may miss Tobey's face, but you can't miss his voice
Jeez way to be insensitive to people like me who can’t see or hear.
It's Spiderman, I would have liked to have kissed Kirsten Dunst and got paid out the yang for it
that was TOBEY???
😂 savage
@@sstills951lol
She probably saved you 100 bucks a month 😂 haha
They're very expensive!! Probably closer to $200. 😆 🤣 😂 😹
😂😂😂😂
"With great porn comes great responsibility"
Obviously, someone forgot to mention this to Peter before he started working at that convenience store.
Eh, "Grey Box Over 50" is just ok, wouldn't define it as great....
Good movie quote......
I like your comment but I refuse to be the 70th person to do so
I mean...how do you think his web comes out...? By thinking about banging Kirsten Dunst.
Peter can't talk. He has a subscription to Tingle magazine.
If she dumped him over porn mags, it's probably for the better that she walked away -_-
She'd better start collecting cats then...
She'd better start collecting cats then...old age gonna get lonely...
@@Linkale_ So what? Watching porn when you're lonely make you a pervert? Then you'll gladly know that 100% of men are perverts (minus the exceptions).
Eh, the sheer amount is more the problem. Being that dependent on it usually points to an unhealthy relationship with sex.
DAHAKA, GUARDIAN OF THE TIMELINE absolutely lol
“Fat jugs” is not an actual magazine...however “fat jugz” is a real magazine. True story.
Black Tail was a real magazine also.
Subscription?
Now that mags are obsolete I find it much easier to clean under the bed....and couch.
Grey box?
@@panziniman OMG that is so wrong!!!!!
Will Ferrell: must be thinking about someone else
Tobey: I missed the part where that’s my problem
I used to work the night shift at a convenient store, and there was a guy who came in every Saturday night and bought 3 porn magazines and a bottle of Jergens hand lotion. Like clockwork. Pursuant to the Unofficial Code of Conduct for Convenient Store Clerks of the World, I was obliged to keep a totally straight face, and just ring up his purchase and give him the change. Under NO circumstances could I smirk, or say anything like "Another big Saturday night, eh, sport?"
Or hey Spurt!
When I was really young and really broke, I was best buds with the night guy at the convenience store across the street from my apartment. When Charles H. Levy delivered the shipment of new magazines (huge rack of legitimate ones out front plus the "behind the counter selection"), I'd stock them for him while he clandestinely drank vodka and did a few lines in the employee bathroom, and in exchange I got to peruse the new smut for free. Then we'd laugh our asses off at the cartoons in "Hustler" and "Hustler Humor". Good times.
(Eventually I figured out how to get actual women to sleep with me...just in time for free internet porn to become a thing.)
Night shift at a convenience store eh? Well thats about the crappiest job in the history of the world, you shouldn't be judging anyone and anyways I think your story is make believe 😐
When I worked in the video store I once got tipped a dollar and a half for being so discrete when a celebrity chef rented three gay porn flicks....
@@jenseninterceptors You seem fun. Let's hang out
If this actually happened with my fiancé I’d be laughing as hard as Horacio Sanz 😂
Now this is a good woman. And beautiful too 👌🏼
Then that means that you aren't a stuck up tightwad that needs to get a broom yanked out of her rear. But then again, most sensible women don't care if a guy looked at adult content before meeting them because they know that it's a healthy way to take care of some needs.
Horatio Saenz had the most infectious laugh!
i can't get enough of Horatio's energy these days....hes so awesome.
“I would see him leafing through them, but he never purchased one!”
Will Ferrell and Anna Gasteyer were always great together
the moral of the story is - "just be the way you truly are, don't get changed and surround yourself with the people who appreciate your taste."
@@c0nstantin86 😂😂😂 What a creep
Professor Snape ?
Yeah my first wife would get all out of sorts when I mentioned porn. My second wife loved to watch it to. It's 21 years married and still going strong.
No the moral of the story is, don't shit where you eat. The saying has been true and always will be.
That's how people end up in prison.
The premise of the skit was already funny, but Horatio coming in with a, "H-h-h-hey, look who it is, it's the porn guy!" , IMO, broke the whole thing wide open.
tobey rocks this one so does will
and the soda too, lookin' all delicious... n fizzy... n red...
Tobey maguire reminded me of that may star from that 70s show
“Whatre u on the internet?”
“Yes.
NOO”
When I was in college, I worked at a bookstore that sold every possible porn magazine. When it came time to throw them away, I would take the most disgusting ones: "Over 70," "Barely Legal," "Gold Nugget Piss mag" etc., and then, before we had parties, I would put the magazines out on the coffee table along with the types of magazines one would normally find on a coffee table. It was hysterical.
Did you steal that from a South Park episode? Or did you goto college with Matt and Trey.
Better question is did you have a camera set up to capture anyone that may have flipped thru or gawked at them or even better,catch someone sneaking any out of there? 😆😆😆
If this happened today the woman would be like: "LOL, remember when you had to buy porn in a shop!"
If this happened today the woman would be like “I literally felt raped in that situation, and his mansplaining was mentally raping me”
@@d1shakenbaker577 Ok boomer
@@daniellamcgee4251 truth hurts?
@@PolPotsPieHole Yes, apparently so. People who say ridiculous over reaction exaggerations like that are responding that way because they feel threatened. It's an attempted backlash against the fact that more women are speaking out about sexual harassment and assault. (Men are too, which is also imprtant). The fear is because they want to cling to old fashioned views and standards where men could get away with more sexual harassment. Whatever age that person is, their views are outdated and now irrelevant. Hence my dismissive 'ok boomer.' Perhaps they are scared of being caught out for sexual harassment, themselves. Me calling that out obviously struck a nerve. So yeah, truth hurts.
@@daniellamcgee4251bet youre the life of the party
Worked in the bar business for 24 years. We remember all of you and your kinks. Doesn’t bother us a bit. You do you boo boo
Raspberry soda will always be refreshing, Mars Bars will always be delicious and Porn will never leave you.
Ya can really tell when this dude 'uses' a magazine. All kinds of sticky shit.
I like that you capitalized "porn." You showed how important it is. LOL
@@carlsaganlives6086 You mean the soda residue?
I’m just over here like where do you buy raspberry soda?? 🥤
Will Ferrell is a freaking comedy legend 😄
There's a LOT worse things a guy could be into than porno mags. She should have taken a chill pill. He's better off without her.
This was back when gender roles were real, and embraced, by everyone except hilary clinton.
Depends what kind of porn mag!
Are you ok?
@@darnellpistachio2991 hahahahaha you have issues
Agreed bro !
Okay homegirl can't be mad at what he did 4 years ago.....before he met her.
I'd rather my guy buying a nudie mag and candy over having a affair or etc XD
👏👏👏👏 exactly !
You are my kind of girl 😍😍😍
man! Those guys safed HIM from making a HUGE mistake!!
you're right lol
Hell yeah
Grey Box over 50 Magazine! Such good taste he has
Sean dodged a bullet there if his fiancé is such a prude to care that he used to look at p0.rn mags
Also, she lacks a "Black Tail"! 😆
Totally.. unless it causes issues, like an addiction or what not it pretty normal.. lol
@@melissapyle7879 No such thing, that is just man-hating nonsense.
@@Alvan81 teehehehe
@@manhalen7046 Excellent Screen ID!
can you imagine applying this rule in modern society? if you refused to date anyone that watched porn nowadays you would be forever single.
Umm no that is not true at all. You'd date men who did not ADMIT to watching porn, and in fact many don't, because they get the real thing, because they are alphas and attractive enough to do so. The problem is that women gravitate towards and have children with these men, who then cheat on them, and leave, and then the children have a broken home.
@@stinkycheese804 lmao maaaaajor yikes buddy. Fuckin incel degenerate
Meh, when some people get to a certain age or point in life, sex and porn are like meh. I mean I'm 32 my man is 40 we are overworked and tired and with any relaxation of laying down we start snoring like crazy. Our addiction: video games, to us an endlessly creative outlet, like why even summon the energy to look through hours of bad porn just to have to clean up afterwords? It's all the same thing. Have we looked at it before, of course...but we don't actively look at it because we are not addicted to sexual stimulation. No judgment to those who do, get your porn on 😆...but not everyone is addicted to that same repetitive experience.
@Miss Mel sounds like laziness to me. been with mine 12 yrs and with 2 kids and we fuck like rabbits..after a hard days work. no time for repetitive video games
@Stinky Cheese alpha males still jack off, dont get it twisted, not everyone is fucking 24-7 and can get it immediately as soon as they want it
I have lost count of the amount of times I have watched this sketch, and my first time watching it was this month. It made me laugh. :)
I just watched it again and I still laugh. I”ll be back!
@@todd5082 Yeah, this is a funny sketch. 🙂
Sans: *"Hey its the porn mag guy,, what's up man!"* lol
“And the ugh... latest copy of .... Gray Box, over 50!” Lol! Nice😎
Spider-Man & Megamind 😂😂
Fun job for the PA to buy all the magazines as props.
Toby had so much emotion here I’m shocked
Horatio kicked this skit up 10 notches when he walked in.
Fat juggs and black tail are both phenomenal publications.
Yes, known for their articles... mmmwwaah!
I prefer the one he mentioned at the end: Grey Tail Over 50 😉
I prefer Pregnant Sluts
wow tobey maguirre
John Lennon, is that you!? :o
Unable to be recognised him in a glance.
“A stroke mag” never heard that one.
Before your time probably, kiddo.
So you're like 11 years old then. lol
I've heard of stroke mag and I'm only 28
I just have never heard the term “stroke mag” before that’s all.
The stroke mag goes with the beat rag
"I'm sure you, are she probably saves you like a hundred bucks a month"🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😁 priceless
I swear the last line was going to be "good to have you back" LOL
Haha Tobey played this role so well!!
Too me - he's the real Spiderman, not that other weird looking guy...
I like the new Spiderman, Tom Holland. He is a actual teen like Peter Parker.
Tobey Maguire is a good looking man in my book.
Tobey and Tom are good spidermen. 👍😆
I did not like Andrew Garfield either.
Yeah he was great in spiderman 3 with the emo jazz hands worst spiderman movie ever.
Fat Jugs magazine lol 🤣
“Well, I don’t buy them anymore.”
“Oh…what you’re on the internet?”
“Yes…NO!”
It would have been great if Ed O'Neil was in town and made a cameo at the end popping his head in the store and asking "got any Big'uns?"
“She Probably saves you $100 a month” 🤣
Tobey's acting chops are legit
Grey box silver 50 magazine. LMAO.
"And then I was with this other guy, and you wouldn't believe it, but he was into porn too! I mean why does this keep happening to me?"
THAT would actually be a much funnier sketch. And the joke is that she keeps going to different friends to complain, who don't know why she finds it troublesome. The sketch can end after she talks to her mom, and then her grandma about it, and her grandma tells some raunchy story about her grandfather.
@@trekkiejunk I’m so glad you’re not an SNL writer
@@matkriluk -- You have no idea. LOL
Toby looks like a young Michael Shannon here.
wtf? lol
He gives me more of Tom Green vibes
Tobey McGuire was a riot in this as the weird store clerk and Horatio Sanz representing the Bruins!
Man will Ferrell is a legend one of the funniest actors and one of the best actors
I want Raspberry soda..that sounds amazing
Horatio is under rated as an SNL cast member!
I would have been funnier if he said "thanks guys I almost married her I knew this would work" 🤣😂
She's so judgemental🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 And she called him later that day to ask him to come over for some fun🤣🤣🤣🤣
One of the best skits, keep it simple (sometimes).
They should make this again for 2020 but with her leaving him for consuming those filthy raspberry carbs
Grey box over 50 magazine 😂
Oh I wasnt ready for the "black tails" mag and "big beaver" mag. Lol
glad will decided being himself was more important than fake love
thats how you keep your customers from leaving you....you make sure they still need you 😉.
"YEAAAH! Welcome back my friend!" hahaha
You just knew he was buying a magazine at the end of the skit. ;)
LOL at the person yelling “wow” at the end.
2:29 This made me laugh Tobey said in the Store on SNL he says Cats out the bag Lol
Toby needs more movies. He is funny
Once from the neighbourhood, always from the neighbourhood😈
Anyone else craving a raspberry soda after watching this?
That's not what I'm craving after watching this.
Oh man, havent even seen a porn mag since this sketch was on the air lol. Thank you internet. Damn you search history!
i just came across this clip lol i remember watchin this episode!!!😂😂😂
Thank God for Saturday night live!!!
Gen Z will never know this agony.
Except the ones who still live with their parents.
I'd love to see this sketch redone with Tobey, just with him in Will Ferrell's place.
If they'd been together long enough, she'd have laughed this off. The fact that she didn't indicates they hadn't been together long enough for marriage to be a good idea.
Imagine breaking off a marriage because they look at porn. Savage
And that's how you get back your customer :D
They missed a great opportunity for him to play it off as an orchestrated breakup.
Grey Box Silver Fifty Magazine..my favorite indepth read! 🤣
That late 90's,early 00's camera hits different.
I want raspberry soda, never heard of it but sounds good
I buy Big Beaver for the journalism not the pictures
It's got great outdoor tips for hunting and trapping, too.
@@henrytawnn8694 they really capitalized on the name. Great branding and marketing department at that publication.
Great teamwork to get back a frequent flyer customer
Not easy stealing the scene from Will Ferrell but Toby did it!
Fat Jugs magazine sounds like something I would read.
Didn't notice it was Toby Maguire. Spot on.
We live in different times now. Getting porn isn’t shamed, still funny, but shaming is… Shameful
Gray box over 50 magazines are my Saturday night.
Did anyone else's eyes stray to HER jugs when the checkout guy said Fat Jugs? 😁
🤣
Hell of a Saturday night in my book
Just replace the sodas with beers and the Mars bars with tissues
gray box over 50 magazine? i almost spilled my drinks :))
"-and you got a box of extra small condoms, right?"
Here I was thinking the skit was going to end with Will thanking the two guys and handing over some $$ for getting him out of his relationship with her. You know a set up, so she calls of the engagement.
That would have been an interesting twist.
I've lost count of how many times this exact thing has happened to me. I'm devoted to my stroke mags, I mean, my collection is deep and wide and I have a cultivated palate for the wank books. Like, I would never, EVER in a million years part with my legendary, vintage issue#12 of "Oozing Cooters". And stuff like that has ended many of my relationships. But a man MUST have priorities in this life.
Amen brother! I will never part will my original issues of "Teenage Brazilian Ass Masters Vol. 1.
@@MultiSkyman1 When I was in The Navy (early 70's) aboard The USS Enterprise, I had been given "extra duty" for being late for a duty watch, and as I was cleaning
one of the toilet stalls in "The Head" I found a (well worn) copy of "Ass Master's" magazine. I looked through it, and all of the girls had very big asses; I though it was
hilarious. I'm not a fan of "big asses" so I trashed it.
@@cdmorrissy3692 Any chance you can still find that for me!😂
@@cdmorrissy3692 The comment section of a ten year old SNL clip is an odd place to come out of the closet, but as long as you're comfortable with yourself that's all that matters.
@@LoveProWrestling Only homosexuals accuse others of being homosexuals, because it makes them feel them feel less guilty of being
homosexuals themselves; so you've given yourself away - Nancy boy.
Tobey's mouth barely moves when he talks lmao
Will Ferrell's face cracked me up 😅😅
Yeah! Welcome back my freind!
The enthusiasm kills me, lol.