Manor Lords: But I Build a MODERN AMERICAN SUBURB!

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  • Опубліковано 22 лис 2024

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  7 місяців тому +80

    *GOD BLESS THE AMERICAN SUBURB!*
    HEAR YE HEAR YE! The latest and greatest in city planning has now arrived to Manor Lords! So get yourself an all American beverage, lean back in your easy chair and enjoy this PATRIOTIC Manor Lords city building experience!

    • @conradshtock3039
      @conradshtock3039 7 місяців тому +1

      how much research did you do for these bits? I swear I enjoy the humor, but I just keep getting hit with depression at the 'commentary' in equal parts.

    • @Sp4rt4nSl4ya
      @Sp4rt4nSl4ya 7 місяців тому

      0/10 not enough guns per American

    • @FE-D
      @FE-D 7 місяців тому +2

      Bro build a soviet union town and potato farms.

    • @Potent_Techmology
      @Potent_Techmology 7 місяців тому

      technically western Europeans have destroyed more environments than any other nationalities

    • @PuppetierMaster
      @PuppetierMaster 7 місяців тому

      you dun used the "More Lumber" song in the first minutes of the video, mighty fine tune if you ask me

  • @alatamore
    @alatamore 7 місяців тому +361

    How American - “Damn it, the homeless are making more permanent shelters!”

  • @konsumenturanu1808
    @konsumenturanu1808 7 місяців тому +307

    Koifish brought democracy to manor lords before the game even released. God Bless America 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @nhandinh7404
      @nhandinh7404 7 місяців тому +5

      🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

    • @afonsomelo498
      @afonsomelo498 7 місяців тому +1

      🦅🦅🦅🦅RRRRAAAAHHHH🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @TamedSasquatch
    @TamedSasquatch 7 місяців тому +97

    Easily my favorite American UA-camr. He's gotta be careful with that Swedish accent tho, dont want him to get cancelled

  • @mika-pibara
    @mika-pibara 7 місяців тому +96

    I wouldn't be surprised if Jarl Haesteinn started settling in Manor Lords

    • @duncanharrell5009
      @duncanharrell5009 7 місяців тому +1

      No matter where Koifish runs, Haesteinn will always haunt him.

  • @deblackmon3
    @deblackmon3 7 місяців тому +144

    As a southern American, 4:46 was a perfect representation of what I hear with on a daily basis, but replace “British” with liberal or democrat. Koifish always coming in hot with facts.

    • @wanderinghobo4917
      @wanderinghobo4917 7 місяців тому +11

      "wake up LIBRUL, wake up sleepyhead. i made you breakfast."

  • @isakhylander2806
    @isakhylander2806 7 місяців тому +87

    Koifish, you are in the haestein english wikipedia page, in fictional represantation! Look it up!

  • @Microsoftman
    @Microsoftman 7 місяців тому +115

    Now you NEED to do a Soviet Union run in this game.

    • @Clarity17
      @Clarity17 7 місяців тому +8

      Yes exactly. But he needs to mod tall brutalism apartments somehow in a medieval way.

    • @elduquecaradura1468
      @elduquecaradura1468 7 місяців тому +7

      How do you make a Holodomor?

    • @issober0110
      @issober0110 7 місяців тому +7

      ​@@elduquecaradura1468 just refuse to give food to the minority in your community

    • @valladao_
      @valladao_ 7 місяців тому +6

      @@elduquecaradura1468 not a genocide, just saying

    • @iplaygames8090
      @iplaygames8090 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@issober0110its more off export all the food from the food producing region.

  • @Microsoftman
    @Microsoftman 7 місяців тому +42

    Now you NEED to do a Soviet Union farming run.

    • @ItIsYouAreNotYour
      @ItIsYouAreNotYour 7 місяців тому +5

      It wasn't DONE right! THIS time though! And were getting dense population. It's the best time!

    • @QasqaZhol
      @QasqaZhol 6 місяців тому

      Commies were so terrible at city/civil building that the buildings of soviet era just give me instant depression. Thank NATO/America for disbanding soviet states.

  • @ScarletRebel96
    @ScarletRebel96 7 місяців тому +16

    As a American who lives in the south , i approve this message 👏

  • @shadowmwo
    @shadowmwo 7 місяців тому +5

    As a citizen from Baltimore currently living in Denver , I approve of this! 15:10

  • @apocako
    @apocako 7 місяців тому +23

    -tries to replicate america to mock it
    -itfuckingworks
    -ends up reinforcing long standing american tradition

  • @mtthwpowers
    @mtthwpowers 7 місяців тому +8

    Did he think we wouldn't realize he uploaded this on the Anniversary of the Battles of Concord and Lexington?
    NO! THIS IS AMERICA! WE NOTICED!

  • @PPKinguin
    @PPKinguin 7 місяців тому +9

    Honestly amazing how accurately America was represented here.

  • @mac-tilly416
    @mac-tilly416 7 місяців тому +29

    The social commentary in this video was so on point 😂

  • @torrent6181
    @torrent6181 7 місяців тому +8

    I can’t believe the funniest video I’ve seen in years is about a medieval city builder

  • @samuelmccay4092
    @samuelmccay4092 7 місяців тому +11

    Indescribably based, Koifish must have lived here for a while

  • @jacobsweet7327
    @jacobsweet7327 7 місяців тому +3

    This is the most accurate slander of America I’ve ever seen. Not a single lie was spoken.

  • @rickardspaghetti
    @rickardspaghetti 7 місяців тому +3

    3:24 "No one needs a fully semi-automatic assault-spear with high-capacity spearhead clips!"

  • @purpledevilr7463
    @purpledevilr7463 7 місяців тому +3

    On the one hand. A koifish video (automatically brilliant) + a game I absolutely love the look of.
    On the other hand. Americans.

  • @maxwellthesaladman6261
    @maxwellthesaladman6261 7 місяців тому +6

    I'm sure koifish meant selling houses for $500,000 as hyperbole, but as someone living on the east coast that's a hell of a deal lmao

  • @ethansparkman1104
    @ethansparkman1104 6 місяців тому

    it warms my American heart to see my country presented so truthfully!

  • @khristianhornbaker1347
    @khristianhornbaker1347 5 місяців тому +1

    Now, to make it really realistic, only put four people or less for every job you have 🤣

  • @iplaygames8090
    @iplaygames8090 7 місяців тому +2

    I know this is a humorous video but i have seen amerucan streamers unironically build towns like that in manor lord

  • @davidquezada50
    @davidquezada50 7 місяців тому +2

    reminds me of robbaz (RIP) good one.

    • @viko_tiyaa
      @viko_tiyaa 6 місяців тому

      robbaz streams on twitch like everyday though

  • @Animeman284
    @Animeman284 7 місяців тому +9

    You know as an American, these jokes should offend me but I find them far too hilarious to care.

  • @petrfedor1851
    @petrfedor1851 7 місяців тому

    And another great urbanism channel was born!

  • @MaartenGuy
    @MaartenGuy 7 місяців тому

    This game is so nice. I'm buying it directly when it's released!

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 7 місяців тому +5

    Needing a car to get anywhere in this country is such a pain for the elderly. My grandma always buys stuff she doesn't want on shopping trips so she has the excuse of going out on another shopping run to return them and continue the cycle.
    I haven't learned how to drive, nor would I even have access to a car. But if she asked me to take the bullet train to the mall, I'd say hell yes.
    The mall would also be full of business since people actually go there since they wouldn't have to put up with traffic.

  • @rafaellamerci
    @rafaellamerci 7 місяців тому

    Man... WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND GORGEOUS GAME!!!! Can't wait for the official release!
    Thank you koifish for the hype

  • @adammiller2606
    @adammiller2606 7 місяців тому +1

    Hey, hey, now as an American, I demand one of those Amish is named Zachariah or Isaiah. My immersion is broken.

  • @_Gon_Gon_
    @_Gon_Gon_ 7 місяців тому +4

    Koi fish is truly a patriot 🇺🇸🦅🗽

  • @GundamGokuTV
    @GundamGokuTV 7 місяців тому +1

    If this game ever gets a Fallout mod. It's gonna be wild.

  • @HerKnightable
    @HerKnightable 7 місяців тому +2

    As an American, I truly feel there was ONE thing missing... Someone needed to mess with your boats and you answer with a "proportional" response by utterly destroying their armies and appearing in front of them to "negotiate." You have a burger in one hand, and a pistol in the other. Both are on the table... choose wisely.

  • @NoKiniorInHybrydy
    @NoKiniorInHybrydy 7 місяців тому +27

    American? That just looks like Göteborg :P

  • @RaddersTBH
    @RaddersTBH 7 місяців тому

    10/10 one of my favourite hellscape dystopias to date

  • @delta9915
    @delta9915 7 місяців тому

    You and Chiwa are onto great things with Manor Lords

  • @n_koata8479
    @n_koata8479 7 місяців тому +1

    That was a dedicated Raaaaaaaaa🦅

  • @ellzbreaux
    @ellzbreaux 7 місяців тому

    To make this a truly blue collar American town you're missing a tavern (or several) and an archery range (also several) so they can practice shooting their bows and getting drunk after work. Also more churches.

  • @matthewfox1561
    @matthewfox1561 7 місяців тому +1

    This guy knows more about America then most Americans 😂

  • @Grimtouch
    @Grimtouch 7 місяців тому

    Your Storytelling is amazing Koifish:) another epic video:)

  • @Sheogorath3477
    @Sheogorath3477 7 місяців тому +5

    Medieval Wallmart? What about, medieval Wall Street?

  • @pidor99
    @pidor99 7 місяців тому +4

    God bless koifish!

  • @nam430
    @nam430 7 місяців тому +5

    FOR SUPER EARTH

  • @gegepandora6872
    @gegepandora6872 7 місяців тому +8

    America's fuck yeah land of free

  • @TheMjsanty
    @TheMjsanty 7 місяців тому

    As a person living in the United States … I love the accuracy

  • @ivandrago4852
    @ivandrago4852 7 місяців тому +3

    If anyone's radically obsessed with hardcore Medieval warfare and society I strongly recommend Schwerpunkt's videos series

  • @peachlord2549
    @peachlord2549 7 місяців тому +1

    Bwahaha you’re a contemporary American all right

  • @shohan5772
    @shohan5772 7 місяців тому +1

    Now do a Soviet run (starvation run)

  • @nickinfanti
    @nickinfanti 7 місяців тому

    First time commenting on any video ever. I'm an American and this is the truest and God damn funniest thing I've ever seen.

  • @sebby324
    @sebby324 7 місяців тому +1

    When your trying to be American your Swedish accent goes a bit Welsh lol

  • @xitecontor8560
    @xitecontor8560 7 місяців тому

    As an american it warms me to see this such a true american town just beautiful

  • @cowwithinternet
    @cowwithinternet 7 місяців тому +6

    OOO RAH

  • @cavemann_
    @cavemann_ 6 місяців тому

    These are some strong kilian experience vibes

  • @davidayos6702
    @davidayos6702 5 місяців тому

    Seeing America represented in this format is fascinating

  • @elskaalfhollr4743
    @elskaalfhollr4743 7 місяців тому +1

    For the American people out there, yes this is how people perceive you

    • @ZaxCal
      @ZaxCal 7 місяців тому +1

      We do not care.

    • @elskaalfhollr4743
      @elskaalfhollr4743 7 місяців тому +1

      @@ZaxCal we know, it's hilarious

  • @ZaxCal
    @ZaxCal 7 місяців тому

    Funniest part is despite the memes, it’s works fabulously.

  • @juancernas485
    @juancernas485 7 місяців тому

    A tear rolls down my eye as an eagle screeches across the sky. USA! USA! USA!

  • @reynaradeleviora5555
    @reynaradeleviora5555 7 місяців тому +7

    Gdmn Koifish I can't stop laughing for 16 minutes :S

  • @GhostCryProductions
    @GhostCryProductions 7 місяців тому

    Koifish: shows off a bug of a horse-drawn cart being ridden backwards.
    A Parisian woman photographed in 1907 for Popular Mechanics: Hold my beer.

  • @tomwarren5580
    @tomwarren5580 7 місяців тому

    As an American I can confirm that this a hundred percent accurate.

  • @clownface7970
    @clownface7970 7 місяців тому +2

    reminds me of the tickle kingdom I made

  • @AnisNasef
    @AnisNasef 7 місяців тому

    If we combine Bannerlord and Manor lords, we will get the game of the year

  • @tdm1525
    @tdm1525 7 місяців тому

    as an american who yearns for the nordic model, this one hurts

  • @pluki1357
    @pluki1357 7 місяців тому

    I laughed so hard! 🤣
    Love your sense of humor!

  • @finney1062
    @finney1062 7 місяців тому +3

    Best youtuber

  • @praevasc4299
    @praevasc4299 7 місяців тому

    It would be cool to later have an Age of Exploration era mod.

  • @luckyone7778
    @luckyone7778 7 місяців тому +1

    a True Genius

  • @tonygunk6167
    @tonygunk6167 7 місяців тому

    You must continue and Manifest Destiny!

  • @ObliviAce
    @ObliviAce 6 місяців тому

    Commenting to support the algorithm

  • @thegreenweenie725
    @thegreenweenie725 6 місяців тому

    6:49 what do you mean by that - Druski, probably

  • @Rachiuwu
    @Rachiuwu 7 місяців тому

    I knew you will play this game and do something like this lol

  • @MageThief
    @MageThief 7 місяців тому +2

    Hur fan gör du det Koifish, från galet till galnare i varje video 😂

  • @alexfietta
    @alexfietta 7 місяців тому

    I am convinced I ironically that some Americans while playing this game will build sub urbs style settlements because that's all their mind have known and can comprehend

  • @PastramiStaven
    @PastramiStaven 7 місяців тому

    As a Swede I am always a little curious if this is how you actually speak english with that accent irl as well or if you make it up to sound more fun :P Either way it works.

  • @Roon0
    @Roon0 7 місяців тому

    “American city don’t develop, they stagnate and die.” That hit me personally

  • @kohlicoide2258
    @kohlicoide2258 6 місяців тому

    6:32 can't wait to replace this disgusting sugar with corn sirup in my coca cola!

  • @paulschumacher4308
    @paulschumacher4308 7 місяців тому +1

    As an American, this is a little to close to home.

  • @aksmex2576
    @aksmex2576 7 місяців тому

    Bro just dissed America hard than Vietnam and Afghanistan combined in a 10 minute video.

  • @robdom91
    @robdom91 7 місяців тому

    Settlement leveled up and got development points!
    I guess the game isn't a very accurate American town simulator then. 😂

  • @mrSaber79
    @mrSaber79 7 місяців тому

    Koifiish for President 2024. He fixed unemployment, built new housing, AND defended our borders without a sweat! He is the truest American of us all! USA! USA! USA!

  • @emrecanarduc4378
    @emrecanarduc4378 7 місяців тому

    So you just created a CK3 After The End mod village as a Consutitionalist Noble :D

  • @Max-ju6be
    @Max-ju6be 6 місяців тому

    This was amazing lmao.

  • @disstrix562
    @disstrix562 7 місяців тому

    perfect, just perfect

  • @Gunthersby
    @Gunthersby 7 місяців тому

    More like no grain no pain (bread)

  • @cosaicole7139
    @cosaicole7139 7 місяців тому

    Got to say I have never been offended by more accurate slander

  • @Beorthere
    @Beorthere 7 місяців тому

    As an American, he roasted us into oblivion ROFL

  • @mikiewhite2152
    @mikiewhite2152 7 місяців тому

    when are we getting the haesteinn play through?

  • @onasknox9284
    @onasknox9284 7 місяців тому

    Thank goodness all the people have cars eh?

  • @donpascua923
    @donpascua923 7 місяців тому

    Yeeehaw Milord 😂😂

  • @muzicaouch7796
    @muzicaouch7796 7 місяців тому

    GOD BLESS THE PALESTINA EMPIRE !!!

  • @andythedishwasher1117
    @andythedishwasher1117 7 місяців тому

    lmao actual Springfieldian speaking, can confirm. Oof.

  • @TheValiantBob
    @TheValiantBob 7 місяців тому

    Huh, when did City Skylines get a medieval pack dlc?

  • @taylorvaldivia952
    @taylorvaldivia952 7 місяців тому

    8:36 some people do say that Communism was the real winner of WW2

  • @breaden4381
    @breaden4381 7 місяців тому

    Who the hell needs an ox in a city? They're big, inefficient, and dangerous to playing children. You can go get your groceries with a goat.

  • @reileyscoyote7976
    @reileyscoyote7976 7 місяців тому +1

    Naming the town springfield is so american

  • @soccersweet11
    @soccersweet11 7 місяців тому

    fort dix? this is a new jersey lets play

  • @SleeperJauffre
    @SleeperJauffre 7 місяців тому

    When your entire country's population is still less than one city in the United States. Pax Americana

  • @searaider3340
    @searaider3340 7 місяців тому

    "What the f*ck is a kilometer!"

  • @CynicallyObnoxious
    @CynicallyObnoxious 7 місяців тому

    As an american my god this took me out lmfao and also as a West Virginian