Lolll I feel like the #1 rule of crime is don’t talk about your crimes on a popular podcast… what’s even funnier is that he has plenty of money he’s addicted to the thrill 😅😅
@@taniajackson8496 mehhhh idk. It’s not like judging, it’s just kinda odd. Like totally understandable occasionally or when you’re younger or broke. Not so understandable when you’re older and do it so often. Idk. I’m all about doing shit that may hurt you, but it’s a little iffy when it affects other people
Sal - am a flight attendant with delta. Nothing makes me want to do something less than when someone reads my name tag and uses my name all shmoozey. I hope you didn’t try that shit on your Qantas flight. It’s one of the most middle-management, “I just read How to Win Friends and Influence People,” move you can make.
I’m 31 and I feel every word Sal was speaking about missing the world the way it was before the internet…. That being said lol the digital world is helping to give these guys the life’s they have. We wouldn’t know about the amazing comics like Sam or Mark if we couldn’t watch them on here. It’s bittersweet
That's what I was thinking. I've only taken it a few times but it's always been a small amount and it always kicks my ass and keeps me knocked out for the longest time.
although the xanax he took was a green hulk, it has at best 3mg alprazolam (xanax) and at worst an unknown amount of flubromazolam (a benzo with 3mg being near fatal) or other cheap potent benzo. The only way to know is buy it and send it off to test it anonymously
@@samus598 4hrs half life elimination, 24hrs means less than 2% of the original dose remains. Alprazolam half life is about three times that, could have been any number of analogous substances though.
This was one of your best episodes ever! Before this I was not familiar with Sal, but I'll definitely be on high alert for him from now on. The three of you worked super well together. Great show!
The beginning of the shrooms talk when Sal said I don't condone it but it was fun then Mark says I do! do it ! It's great! I was rollin 🤣 that's a fast clip for a good laugh
Mark literally just ate a Xanax. He literally just described what Xanax does. It's hilarious how they're like, "All I asked for was a Xanax," meanwhile Benzos are literally classified as major tranquilizers. Most street Xanax however are home-pressed and often atleast double the strength.
One of the best episodes! Everyone’s just laughing and having a good time. Can’t wait for Mark and Sam to go on Taste Buds for a VS battle. Also a nod to The Tech Team for really making these videos more streamlined by breaking down each bit into chapters. Makes it easier to find a particular part you like and share!
I've been waiting to hear this story from Mark since the night I saw that show in San Antonio and he could barely stand on the stage. Have been wondering since July what happened to him the night before. Nice closure!
Yooooooo. Yooooooooooo o o o o.. 😂! He said they rolled me out to the lobby to clean the room!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahaha. Excellent story. Great pod! Glad your good buddy. Great Show!!💪👍👍👍😂😂😂🇺🇸
@@mattskeens803 Not correct, he mentions it on almost every podcast when he's guest...Ari skeptic tank, Matt and Shane secret podcast, Chris D's podcast, Long Days w/ Yannis, Sergio Chicon (And those are only one's I've seen)
I'm only 30 and I feel just like Sal does in terms of technology and information, I've never used Twitter and gave up IG and FB years ago so I've become pretty disconnected from that whole scene
Normand is and always has lived his life as a comedy. He bobs an weaves as much as the best boxers ever. But still goes out there and exposes himself. Your the ultimate bounty hunter out here. Aloha
Unbelievable episode. If this doesn't go under as one of the best episodes of open comedic conversation, you don't have a sensible bone in your body. RAW. Mark, Sam & Sal.
I watched this on my smart TVs UA-cam which I cannot comment on. I had to pull this up on my phone just to write this comment. I’m glad SOMEONE said it.;
I've been accused twice at airports of stealing snacks I paid for but didn't want a bag. I'm not a race card pulling guy but wow Mark!! Must be nice. Great Pod BTW!! Sam should have ironed his shirt on Corden haha
As a fellow clepto, you've got balls talking about this out loud, Mr Normand. It really is this easy getting away with taking things when you're buying everything else in the basket/on you... When you're pale
Never take full bars of Xanax at once.there designed to break u in qtrs.but I could see marks crazy ass just eat a whole one lol.good thing he's a savage.
Discovered Sal thru Taste Buds, which I discovered thru Joe DeRosa (my favorite comic!) Such a cool and relatable and down to earth guy. I’ve never seen Impractical Jokers lol btw, loved the life hacks. Life Hacks with Sal would be a great segment on a podcast he does, or maybe on this show if he became a recurring guest also, how did Mark steal that shirt with the buzzer on it? i'd love to hear that story
I love how this just started as someone saying it could have had fentanyl in it and it’s still going as the reality with Sam. 2mg of Xanax, which is what a green hulk is, for someone who doesn’t regularly take them can and will knock your ass out like it did him.
The economic hardship, recession, unemployment and the loss of job caused by covid pandemic is enough to push people into financial ventures. I'm taking a trip into investing because I lost so much during this pandemic. Multi creation of wealth is the best strategy to ensure financial sustainability
Yo, even I long for the "old days"-- and I'm 30 in 2023. xD This modern age is RIDICULOUS and stressful and so ego-driven and.... exhausting. I feel ya, Sal.
Yeah but that’s probably what they said in the depression 100 years ago. Maybe try getting in nature or doing a creative activity if you can’t get outdoors.
Took a break from watching standup comedy for a few years.. recently been looking at shorts an I just so happen to watch both of you two. Who’d know y’all gots a podcast what’s goood!!!
This podcast was cathartic. I’m only 25, and I, too, hate everything the way it currently is. Even being 25, my early childhood showed me enough of a glimpse of what life was like before everything was too ‘out there.’ The world really was a more magical, happy place before smartphones became our Pandora’s Box.
Sisqo was in Dru Hill definitely not 112! I grew up in Baltimore and he used to work at the Fudge Factory down the Inner Harbor and him and his boys would have massive crowds around because they would sing as they made the fudge
Been a fan of sam and mark stand up for awhile. Followed the instagram for their pod but never listened to a full one. Sam and Stav's ball dont lie and normands 2bears 1 cave are the only experience i have with them outside of the stand up stage. Today I've listened to three episodes. King shit; jokes all around.
THE BABES!!!!! LOVE THIS!
@@trendybistro Why the vitriol babe?
Just started watching your guys podcast a few weeks ago you and sal are great together !
You guys are awesome! Sorry to hear about the TV show and the lawsuit... fuck em!! Come to Boise.. All of you!!!
Get both the babes on this! The babes should do more duo guest appearances
@@mtd228 Chris mentioned it on his Sam ep, it's probably next weeks.
Mark's gonna go to jail for petty theft before he ever gets canceled. 🤣 🤣🤣
Lolll I feel like the #1 rule of crime is don’t talk about your crimes on a popular podcast… what’s even funnier is that he has plenty of money he’s addicted to the thrill 😅😅
Big fan of his comedy but this is kind of a weak habit in my eyes. Some poor employees might be fired because a rich guy thinks stealing is fun...
@@thegnosticalien reminds me of Hank's wife on breaking bad!🤣
Not with the way petty theft works now. He actually in the minor leagues of stealing.
It'll be ON accident though.
Sam’s genuine look of concern for mark anytime he talks about his stealing. You can tell he’s a real friend.
1:32:42 sams disappointment is hilarious
And that Sam is kinda a square when it comes to that stuff. Still love him tho
@@taniajackson8496 mehhhh idk. It’s not like judging, it’s just kinda odd. Like totally understandable occasionally or when you’re younger or broke. Not so understandable when you’re older and do it so often. Idk. I’m all about doing shit that may hurt you, but it’s a little iffy when it affects other people
@@lifesquixotic yeah fax, steal when you have to not because you want to
He's not stealing from mom and pop stores inflation is a bitch
I love the Attell joke " I hate traveling, I guess it's because my father used to beat me with a a globe"
I get it but its just not funny imo. Attell is a legend and that one doesnt even deserve honorable mention
Great joke not worth repeating to someone who doesn't know who Attell is xd
@@GriseldaBSF410 its a great joke
@@GriseldaBSF410 so why you mentioning it then? Why do you think anyone cares what your opinion is?
🤣🤣
"...I was at a Red Roof Inn so I was one of four guys passed out in the lobby..."
that line was hilarious and got completely overlooked
Wasn’t overlooked, just an easy throw away
I didn't catch that lol
Meh
That’s literally everything mark says, hahahaI get him tho
SALLY BABES!!!! YASSSSS HEY BABE!
Kickin off my day right!
Sal - am a flight attendant with delta. Nothing makes me want to do something less than when someone reads my name tag and uses my name all shmoozey. I hope you didn’t try that shit on your Qantas flight. It’s one of the most middle-management, “I just read How to Win Friends and Influence People,” move you can make.
Loving Sals energy in this one!
Hands down best pod I have watched in the last 6 months. Love all 3 of these guys.
That "on accident" - "...by accident" correction at 7:50 is everything
Now THAT'S a podcast !!....Sals story at the end was the cherry on top !!
The stealing stories had me crying laughing. Hahaha Mark is a savage. I love it
Another great episode!!! Sal is a top tier guest.
I’m 31 and I feel every word Sal was speaking about missing the world the way it was before the internet…. That being said lol the digital world is helping to give these guys the life’s they have. We wouldn’t know about the amazing comics like Sam or Mark if we couldn’t watch them on here. It’s bittersweet
Marks fentanyl story is definitely just way too much Xanax and drinking
Xanax and drinking will kill you just like fent
That's what I was thinking. I've only taken it a few times but it's always been a small amount and it always kicks my ass and keeps me knocked out for the longest time.
although the xanax he took was a green hulk, it has at best 3mg alprazolam (xanax) and at worst an unknown amount of flubromazolam (a benzo with 3mg being near fatal) or other cheap potent benzo. The only way to know is buy it and send it off to test it anonymously
Fentanyl has a really short half life, no way it's knocking you out for 24 hours
@@samus598 4hrs half life elimination, 24hrs means less than 2% of the original dose remains. Alprazolam half life is about three times that, could have been any number of analogous substances though.
"thats like being nice to black people in march" mark's gotta be the person with the most casual hilarious one liners
I know I was like 😂😬☠️
He tells the jokes you tell with your friends that are always too spicy for mainstream/regular people
This was one of your best episodes ever! Before this I was not familiar with Sal, but I'll definitely be on high alert for him from now on. The three of you worked super well together. Great show!
Check out his pod with Joe DeRosa, taste buds!
WTF. The First 30 mins was "everything is bad now" shit.
@@andrestein6022 Also "Hey Babe" with Christ Distefano!
“Impractical Jokers” god you’re so lucky you have a wonderful catalogue of multiple shows ahead of you
Bruh if you never seen IMPRACTICAL JOKERS, holy shit are you in for a treat
Marks new shirt ..."I don't Steal jokes, But I Steal Coats"
It’s so awesome how open they are about mental health and therapy. First time watching this one and I love it
Haha, I love how fascinated Sal was with Mark's stealing. Mark should talk to Titi Jerry about this.
The beginning of the shrooms talk when Sal said I don't condone it but it was fun then Mark says I do! do it ! It's great! I was rollin 🤣 that's a fast clip for a good laugh
I saw Sal perform randomly at a Schulz show in Pittsburgh, right before the Pandemic. Great show! Keep the quality guests coming! 🔥
Sal and schulz!? Fuq!!! That's awesome
@@JesusVelociraptor Yeah, I think he was randomly in town. It was Mark Gagnon, Sal, then Schulz
Damn lucky you
That’s a great show, can’t wait to finally see schulz on tour in nyc
Thanks for the addition to the pod! We are honored to be included as the outro music. Much love from the band.
Best guest yet, boys!! QUEEF IT UP! COMEDY..!!
Great ep, Sam drunkenly trying to do an ad read was hilarious
Mark literally just ate a Xanax. He literally just described what Xanax does. It's hilarious how they're like, "All I asked for was a Xanax," meanwhile Benzos are literally classified as major tranquilizers. Most street Xanax however are home-pressed and often atleast double the strength.
B707 > G249 iykyk
Yup
Fake xanax bars on the street are pretty common.
Thanks
Sal is such a wonderful presence.
One of the best episodes! Everyone’s just laughing and having a good time. Can’t wait for Mark and Sam to go on Taste Buds for a VS battle. Also a nod to The Tech Team for really making these videos more streamlined by breaking down each bit into chapters. Makes it easier to find a particular part you like and share!
I've been waiting to hear this story from Mark since the night I saw that show in San Antonio and he could barely stand on the stage. Have been wondering since July what happened to him the night before. Nice closure!
He talks about it in detail on the podcast when it happened.. you should look it up!
He’s talked about it on this podcast and on Tuesdays with Stories. Both Sam and Joe List got on him for doing that
go gays!
@@nextbizzyepisode number or name?
You guys help me get thru this thing called life. Thanks for the laughs 😊
Guest: I have hemorrhoids
Sam: I love hemorrhoids. A good hemorrhoid?
Mark: ooooooooweeeeee
Love this show tho.
Lol so accurate
So glad Sal leaned way into questioning Mark's theft habit. Loved every moment! lol
he reaalllyyy wanted to understand why lol
Marks line “where you getting sushi, Bucky’s?” Made me gut laugh
So excited to see Mark and Sal collab like this!
Talk about slurs, Indochino sounds like Mandarin cuisine 🤣
Comedy!
Love it when other comedians come on the pod, it’s worlds colliding. Big fan of Sal, what a great guest.
Nothing like an ep from the boyz to make your night/end your day.
I was waiting for this episode this is the best trio for sure.
ive had those zannys before, woke up with a bowl of cereal all over me and the couch, 12 hours later! like wtf i was just a bit sad lol
Love how uncomfortable Sam is with Mark stealing.
I found myself grinning through the entire episode.
I don't know Sal from Adam, but the entire pod was so fun.
Just the right dude to shoot the shit with lol
U don’t know sassy Sal?
I thought he was prince herb for a second
love all these podcast comedian crossovers lately. it's like all my favorite people in one place they're all real friends too you love to see it
Awesome episode! Sal is a fucking legend! Great to see you guys in the same room together
Yooooooo. Yooooooooooo o o o o.. 😂! He said they rolled me out to the lobby to clean the room!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahaha. Excellent story. Great pod! Glad your good buddy. Great Show!!💪👍👍👍😂😂😂🇺🇸
Mark, you didn't do Fentanyl, you just ate too much Xanax.
Definitely just too many mgs of Xanax.
To be fair he doesn’t bring it up really. It’s almost always Sam telling someone about it or trying to give another lecture.
@@mattskeens803 Not correct, he mentions it on almost every podcast when he's guest...Ari skeptic tank, Matt and Shane secret podcast, Chris D's podcast, Long Days w/ Yannis, Sergio Chicon (And those are only one's I've seen)
It’s really sweet how Sam generally worries about Mark 🧡
I think it's more of a specific worry than a general.
I think it’s more of a genuine worry than a specific or general
I love that Sal loves offensive jokes but never makes them lol
The worst kind of person
@@day245 the best kind of person actually
@@day245 takes one to know one
This was great! Sal is such a great guest but, I cannot wait for Bert!!! That’s gonna be a wild one!
For relaxing times, make it Suntory time.
"CUTTO!!"
Amazing episode featuring Sal, love the pure raw funny and honest conversation. big love from Lagos, 🇳🇬.
7:50 Sam: thank you for correcting Mark. "ON accident", is a scourge in this world.
Best guest so far! Fantastic episode, flows so well
I fortunately have a bottle of suntory. Will enjoy a glass for the drunks 🥃 this ep is dope! Love sally babes
❤❤❤❤❤thanks for your masterclass. Love this show. This show is truly inspiring.😂😂😂thank you. Keep this show going
Mark knows 112 c'mon. Dance with me, only you, peaces and cream, cupid, anywhere? All classics!
This is a great episode and everytime i see Sal he seems like an even better guy. Found another podcast to add to my list.
Mark is heading the Wynona Ryder route stealing shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I was at the Huntsville Saturday late show and I had the best time!! Your a sweet treat Sam!! Love ya, please come back soon!!
What kind of father would Mark be? “Hey son cover me while I jack this sweater and I’ll steal you a Whatchamacallit later.” 😂 great episode.
Great ep, just wanted to comment I like the graphics of their tour dates that popped up. Nice touch!
I'm only 30 and I feel just like Sal does in terms of technology and information, I've never used Twitter and gave up IG and FB years ago so I've become pretty disconnected from that whole scene
Same almost 5 years, my mind is clear and free. I’m 28, started at 24.best decision ever
Same. I’m even 30 lol. 31 in 2 days
@@DangOlJesse Sweet, happy pre-birthday you're really living up to your name now Ol' Jesse!
@@BostonBlues thanks dude! Yeah, I feel a lot older than I am lol.
@@DangOlJesse Reminds me of a line from the song Cold Desert by Kings of Leon, "I'm way too young to feel this old" 😅
Best 3 comedians out right now
In true spirit of the podcast, I'll be getting drunk on work lunch break tomorrow.
All the trio episodes have been great but this one was by far the best & most fun! Well done guys
Awesome ep, Sal killed it 🤌🤌🤌
Normand is and always has lived his life as a comedy. He bobs an weaves as much as the best boxers ever. But still goes out there and exposes himself. Your the ultimate bounty hunter out here. Aloha
Mahalo
I can't wait for the story of Mark getting caught stealing.
I love how marc is so open about his stealing this is so funny
01:00:58 Mark trys to hit one out of the park lmao I tired so hard not to giggle 😂
Love you guys! Please keep spreading laughter! We all need it.
I feel like Mark could rob a bank and they'd let him off with a warning, and ask for an autograph.
Unbelievable episode. If this doesn't go under as one of the best episodes of open comedic conversation, you don't have a sensible bone in your body. RAW.
Mark, Sam & Sal.
Hearing a white guy confidently say Sisqo was in 112 is hilarious 🤣.. It was Dru Hill
seriously, how could anyone F this up?
I watched this on my smart TVs UA-cam which I cannot comment on. I had to pull this up on my phone just to write this comment. I’m glad SOMEONE said it.;
Man Sal botched that one lmao
Couple years ago he was in Legends of tomorrow singing the thong song.
That was a banger ! And this is true comedy! Congrats guys! And Sal Vulcano is such a great guest!
I've been accused twice at airports of stealing snacks I paid for but didn't want a bag. I'm not a race card pulling guy but wow Mark!! Must be nice.
Great Pod BTW!!
Sam should have ironed his shirt on Corden haha
We’re keeping a close eye on you!
Sal was a suberb guest! Thanks for the stories man. You made a fan after this one :)
As a fellow clepto, you've got balls talking about this out loud, Mr Normand. It really is this easy getting away with taking things when you're buying everything else in the basket/on you... When you're pale
I've been stealing grocery store sushi for the last few months. Xanax makes it a lot easier
*What a great episode!!! Keep them coming guys! 5 Stars.*
Never take full bars of Xanax at once.there designed to break u in qtrs.but I could see marks crazy ass just eat a whole one lol.good thing he's a savage.
I’ve been binging episodes this is my new favourite podcast!! Great pod!!🔥
Just bought a WMBD glass for the hubby! Cheers ❤️
Great wife
Discovered Sal thru Taste Buds, which I discovered thru Joe DeRosa (my favorite comic!) Such a cool and relatable and down to earth guy. I’ve never seen Impractical Jokers lol
btw, loved the life hacks. Life Hacks with Sal would be a great segment on a podcast he does, or maybe on this show if he became a recurring guest
also, how did Mark steal that shirt with the buzzer on it? i'd love to hear that story
I love how this just started as someone saying it could have had fentanyl in it and it’s still going as the reality with Sam. 2mg of Xanax, which is what a green hulk is, for someone who doesn’t regularly take them can and will knock your ass out like it did him.
lol im saying if he took fentanyl we wouldn't be watching this podcast right now
I think the same.. fentanyl lasts for a few hours. It was just stupidly strong Xanax pressed pill
@@sketcharmslong6289 Yep most likely just a 4mg pressed hulk. They'll leave you groggy for 48hrs if you don't have the tolerance.
The hulks or the school busses 🤣 people sleep on benzos cuh, they will knocc your brain out for hours
I agree with you
My favorite comedians on the same podcast?!? Hell yeah!!! Love Sal🤘🤘🤘
The economic hardship, recession, unemployment and the loss of job caused by covid pandemic is enough to push people into financial ventures. I'm taking a trip into investing because I lost so much during this pandemic. Multi creation of wealth is the best strategy to ensure financial sustainability
Great ep. Time just flew by. Keep it coming, boozlers :D
Love you guys! Love the pod! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
I'm usually a podcast clip kind of guy.. But I watched this whole podcast. So great. You guys are great and Sal is too
Listening to Mark describe stealing from an airport in detail is givin me a semi
sal is the best at listening and exploring stories hes very engaged and i love it🤣🤣🤟
Yo, even I long for the "old days"-- and I'm 30 in 2023. xD This modern age is RIDICULOUS and stressful and so ego-driven and.... exhausting. I feel ya, Sal.
Yeah but that’s probably what they said in the depression 100 years ago. Maybe try getting in nature or doing a creative activity if you can’t get outdoors.
Took a break from watching standup comedy for a few years.. recently been looking at shorts an I just so happen to watch both of you two. Who’d know y’all gots a podcast what’s goood!!!
Thanks for waking me up with laughs during the commute Monday’s mornings boys, cheers
This podcast was cathartic. I’m only 25, and I, too, hate everything the way it currently is. Even being 25, my early childhood showed me enough of a glimpse of what life was like before everything was too ‘out there.’ The world really was a more magical, happy place before smartphones became our Pandora’s Box.
this truly is a great episode sal is a great storyteller. love this
Sisqo was in Dru Hill definitely not 112! I grew up in Baltimore and he used to work at the Fudge Factory down the Inner Harbor and him and his boys would have massive crowds around because they would sing as they made the fudge
Normand is going to get himself bagged 😆
This was a great podcast
This is a fun trio
Best pod around!!! Trying to get some open mic time to test my stuff. Love hearing the stories and experiences from the road.
Been a fan of sam and mark stand up for awhile.
Followed the instagram for their pod but never listened to a full one. Sam and Stav's ball dont lie and normands 2bears 1 cave are the only experience i have with them outside of the stand up stage. Today I've listened to three episodes.
King shit; jokes all around.
"Once it's on you, its easier" Mark on stealing 😂😂😂😂
Great energy in this crew - do a WE MIGHT BE TASTE BUDS!
“I gotta get some air “ mark is the best