@@IaMaPh1991 soundcloud.com/pvshka/nail-version1 soundcloud.com/pvshka/nail-version2 here you go. the first version is all three shouts, the second is just the last one
Bulma: Horrified Gohan: Horrified Piccolo: Horrified Vegeta: Shocked Kami: Flabbergasted, but resents Guru for being responsible for the death of the Albino Namekians Nail: Eats popcorn while watching the scene.
In the main abridged series, Guru's massacred by his people. In the Kai version, Guru fades away peacefully saying he's hilarious and we'll quote everything he says.
Bulma: OH MY GOD!!! THEY ARE EATING HIM!!!! Gohan: ... This is horrifying. Piccolo: WTF?!?!? We're Cannibals?!? Nail: "Yeah, we're slugs that eat our own kind. Plus, that bastard's getting what he deserved." *happily watching, eating unslated butter popcorn* Vegeta: ..... "That's kinda cool."
Guru: It was me. Namekian: How?! Guru: I drank it! Namekian: Wha?! Guru: How do you think I got so Faaaattt!!!? (pause) and now I can die with a clear conscience.
It's funny how they turn their own jokes into lore. When Freeza met the Guru he wondered how he is so fat considering they sustain only on water, and here we have Guru explaining he drank almost an entire planet dry and that's why he's in fact that fat.
I recognized the line, I didn't remember which movie, but I did remember that it was from a zombie film, then I read your comment and now I know it's from Day of the dead.
When I first watched this years ago I did notice it, I thought I was the only one, watch this video link and start at 2:32 for those who are unaware of the reference, ua-cam.com/video/AfyVHK1DaGY/v-deo.html
I can't watch this scene in public because it never fails to make me laugh, especially how Lord Guru says, "How do you think I got so FAAAT??" I couldn't even type that out without smiling.
Super Kami Guru: nail...... NAIL ?!!! NAAAAAIIIIIILLLLL !!!! Piccolo: i think is looking for you Nail: Do not tell him im here ! Super Kami Guru: Nail !!! I can sense you Nail: Don not make eye's contact !!! Fucking epic moment :D
I had the happy accident of skipping from his confessing to drinking the water to him saying 'uh oh' so it seemed like he only realised how bad an idea it was to confess after he had done so.
Guru in canon: gentle, benevolent and died of a broken heart after the namekian genocide
And then passed away peacefully
Guru in TFS: NAAAAAAAILLLLL!
Don’t forget about how do you think I got so fat line
Don't forget that Slug was actually his GOOD twin, means he's the EVIL one.
THAT WHY WE SHOULD HAVE A TV !!
@@orctrihar naNAnaNAnaNAna dende naNAnaNAna dende dende
He died of old age though
You know shit got real when even Vegeta watches in horror.
lol
why is vegeta so scared?
@@valentintepes8240 Because he knows that they would probably kill him if he wasn't so strong
@@supernovel7514 ohh god, that's true
In his mind "Damn, that's fucked up even for ME"
I think we're all in agreement that when Vegeta himself is horrified at carnage unfolding before him, things have gone way too far
He's not horrified, just surprised.
That face tho.
"These are the same people I've slaughtered? Yikes"
@@medexamtoolscom ,he's actually shocked.
He’s at the very least disturbed
But in the back of his head he think “man, sucks to be that guy”
"So Guru how did you die?"
"CANCEL CULTURE!"
"For context he committed genocide."
Who hasn't in HIFL?
@@dbzcupcake raditz
Freiza: 👐 Oooooo
@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 he has before getting to Earth
@@TheAllSeeingEye2468 Raditz escaped HFIL and shacked up with Princess Snake.
I like how everyone is traumatized by that even vegeta.
I would be too
Agreed
yep
I was traumatized the first time i saw it lol
Fulcrum 4.0 same.
A part of me kind of wonders what Nail was thinking when this happened.
He was thinking 😆
He would say: Thank God he's gone 😂😂😂😋
that explain's piccolo's reaction
i bet he just went well im not being pissed of every 10 seconds now
If Namekians had penises (penisi?), he’d probably have an erection from it.
TFS took such an emotional scene and turn it into the funniest thing ever. That is true talent!
This is the funniest TFS scene for me.
HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT SO FAAAAAT?!?!
Flarga Barg that part is amazing
NO. NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIL
Water retention is a bitch.
Spacedonals?
Freeza: I SEE!!!
i like how even Vegeta is looking shocked like, "Dude holy shit man!"
Actually I thought it was more like "Well..Shit just got real"
that third NAAAAAAIIIL at the beginning is my notification sound. not even sorry
Simon Brazell imagine if someone blows up your phone 😂😂😂
I need a download link
Why not the fourth tho? XD
Apologize that you never done it sooner than you did.
@@IaMaPh1991 soundcloud.com/pvshka/nail-version1
soundcloud.com/pvshka/nail-version2
here you go. the first version is all three shouts, the second is just the last one
I love how even Vegeta is shocked at what's happening.
Well, he killed them. Those guys went cannibal on Guru.
Because even Vegeta don't like that brutal way
@joshua Paul I wouldn't see Vegeta going cannibal on the Saiyans if they were still plentiful!
Bulma: Horrified
Gohan: Horrified
Piccolo: Horrified
Vegeta: Shocked
Kami: Flabbergasted, but resents Guru for being responsible for the death of the Albino Namekians
Nail: Eats popcorn while watching the scene.
@@peternguyen7530 Cell: I've drank people but this... this is fucked up....
"Choke on them! Choke on them!"
So.... the other Namekians just ate him.
Welp that explains why they're have teeth
And the one who ate the most of Guru becomes leader aka Moori
Day of the dead reference right there XD
Day of the dead quote 😆
"And now thay I have devoured Guru, I have become the new Grand Elder."
So.....yeah. They ate him alive.
1:59 had me ROLLING in tears!!!
I see your point XD
NAIIIIIIL
Choke on them choke on them
I died crying
You're so sick!!! 😂🤣😂🤣
You know it's a bad sign when Vegeta is disturbed by it
ChasV K Yep. 😂
or if he apologized
His last words, “NAAAAAAIIIIIIIL!"
Actually it was "Choke on that" followed by gurgling. Does the sound of someone choking on their blood count as a last word?
G Jeffries A reference to Day of the Dead.
Died as he lived!
G Jeffries choke on them
Nail: Oh no.....
PIccollo: What?
Nail: He's back
Kami: Who's back?
ghost appears of Guru: NAAAAIIILLLL
eshswam Vegeta when he heard ghost Nappa
eshswam Ghost Guru
eshswam 👌👏😂
eshswam
😂😂😂
@@b3nry47 or Super Kami Ghostru...
RIP Super Kami Guru. To this day, the only victim of cancel culture.
_"We Slaughtered Thousands"_
Even Vegeta's jaw dropped lol
for me that's one of the funniest parts HA!
Good thing he does like this.
Vegeta be like: WHAAAA
If even Vegeta gets traumatized you know it's horrific
But once Frieza gets freaked out you know... RUN
@@thatquietkidintheback1146I think he’s only afraid of super monkeys, especially a big green monkey
Vegeta's face at the end.
Vegeta: "Did not see THAT coming. Glad I'm not him."
I love how Guru qoutes "day of dead" when their killing him
this guru is such an accurate representation of really old people irl
In the main abridged series, Guru's massacred by his people.
In the Kai version, Guru fades away peacefully saying he's hilarious and we'll quote everything he says.
Who ever Ate Him the Most is the New Super Kami.
Hah, he'll be missed
I like how even Vegeta has that look like "What the fuck"
Bulma: OH MY GOD!!! THEY ARE EATING HIM!!!!
Gohan: ... This is horrifying.
Piccolo: WTF?!?!? We're Cannibals?!? Nail: "Yeah, we're slugs that eat our own kind. Plus, that bastard's getting what he deserved." *happily watching, eating unslated butter popcorn*
Vegeta: ..... "That's kinda cool."
Rip Super Kami Guru. He was hilarious, and we will qoute everything he said
He’ll be missed.
Piccolo: I think he's looking for you
Nail: Do not tell him i'm here
Super Kami Guru: NAIIL, I can sense you!
Nail: DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
TheSkrill656
LMFAO, me and my friend were reacting to this and we laughed so hard! 😂😂😂
Yeah, I watched the video too!
Guru: It was me.
Namekian: How?!
Guru: I drank it!
Namekian: Wha?!
Guru: How do you think I got so Faaaattt!!!? (pause) and now I can die with a clear conscience.
Namekian: Kill him!
Guru: Noooo! NEEEIIIIILLLLL!
I love this so much 😂
But not a clear bladder
Choke on them choke on them
CHOKE ON ‘EM! CHOKE ON ‘EM!
Nooooo!!! NAAAAAAIIIIIILLLLLL!!!
Why am i finding this really funny???
Me and u both brotha
Nail:....... I'm free..... I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost super kami guru: naaaaaaaaaaiil
+Matthew cass I'm finding you on almost all of the comments to this video...
killer92173.... I'm lonely and I never get replies :\
Best moment in abridged ever! XD
Guru: "I really don't like any of you. Except you."
*splat*
@@herec0mestheCh33fHA ha ha ha ha ha
Only TFS could take such a heartbreaking scene and turn it into comedy gold! :D
To this day, this is still the one scene from TFS that always ends up with me dying from laughter 🤣 #RIPSKG
It's also still the one scene from TFS that always ends up with Guru dying from cannibalism.
What is RIPSKG
@@vincenzogiordano9850 Rest In Peace Super Kami Guru
"So, Guru, please tell us how you died."
Guru: "Cancel Culture!"
Oh God,
Dende Dad: Kill Him
Guru:NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLL
0:45 that little Namek forgot to say "My Leg!"
1:57-1:59
"Kill him!"
"Nooo! NAAAAAIIILLLL!"
Dang, that part was crazy, Ngl lol.
In somenhere inside Piccolo's mind, Nail is laughing.
They killed them all!
Guru: Ha....nice
NO! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL!!!!
It's funny how they turn their own jokes into lore. When Freeza met the Guru he wondered how he is so fat considering they sustain only on water, and here we have Guru explaining he drank almost an entire planet dry and that's why he's in fact that fat.
There was also the albino Namekians. It initially seems like a one off joke, but we get a whole subplot revealing the truth behind their deaths.
Ah, so that's why guru was in hell with raditz and cell.
Guru, how did you die?
CANCEL CULTURE!
No one noticed the Day of the dead reference. "CHOKE ON THAT!" at 2:03 or so.
I recognized the line, I didn't remember which movie, but I did remember that it was from a zombie film, then I read your comment and now I know it's from Day of the dead.
Nail:....... I'm free..... I'M FREE!!!!!!!!!!!
Ghost super kami guru: naaaaaaaaaaiil
He sounded like Bill Cosby
When I first watched this years ago I did notice it, I thought I was the only one, watch this video link and start at 2:32 for those who are unaware of the reference, ua-cam.com/video/AfyVHK1DaGY/v-deo.html
He actually says “choke on em!”
He was hilarious and we quoted everything he said.
R.I.P(ieces), Super Kami Guru.
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
last line: "CHOKE ON THEM!"
Guru getting massacred by his race was so bad and horrifying that even Vegeta was in shock.
Super Kami Guru is still my favorite DBZ Abridged character so far, with Cell being my second favorite.
I can't watch this scene in public because it never fails to make me laugh, especially how Lord Guru says, "How do you think I got so FAAAT??" I couldn't even type that out without smiling.
He was saying "Choke on 'em". I'm pretty sure it was a reference to Rhodes' death in Day of the Dead. (The original, not the shitty remake.)
People can say Vegeta was disgusted by the sight, I’d sooner assume it was that Vegeta just finds cannibalism his moral horizon
And thus, a legend has gone from us. He shell never be remembered.
They should add Guru in the hell scene in the buu saga
SKG's Hell is getting Beat up by both the Albinos & the Regular Skinned Namekians, next door to Frieza's Hell.
I bet he calls Cell as ,NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL, cuz he's Green.
Conrado Javier There’s no guarantee that the Albino Namekians are in Hell...
It's funny seeing this with the new tfs short released today.
Guru wouldn't be in hell.
You know a murder is too violent when even Vegeta is shocked.
Love me that day of the dead reference.
2:02 "Choke on 'em" , this is a zombie movie old reference x)
I think it was "Choke on THAT"
gagefarris Nah, it was "em", he spoke about his guts...
RIP Col. Rhodes
2:07 *Vegeta:* Huh...so thats what cannibalism looks like first-hand....
vegeta's like : "The...fuck"
Namekian: "Kill him!"
Super Kami Guru: nail......
NAIL ?!!!
NAAAAAIIIIIILLLLL !!!!
Piccolo: i think is looking for you
Nail: Do not tell him im here !
Super Kami Guru: Nail !!! I can sense you
Nail: Don not make eye's contact !!!
Fucking epic moment :D
Lol i know right XD
Super Kami Guru: NAAAAAIIIL! I CAN SEEEENSE YOOOOU!
nail: DO NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT!!!
Super Kami: Yeah.....I'm gonna be honest with you, I don't like any of you. Except hiiiim.
*harden dragonball falls on top of and crushes the life out of..."hiiiim"*
NAAAAAIIIIILLLLL!!!!!
Zebop choke on that
2:07 you know you're doing something right when you're slaughtering someone and Vegeta makes that face
I think lord guru is in my head cus all i Hear every day is NAIL
That groan he makes as he's mobbed always cracks me up somehow
Guru: Asian Hornet scout
Other Nameks: Japanese Bees
Lord Slug was Guru’s GOOD half.
Yes
@@shadowmasterking so that means that in Tfs before Guru became fat he looked like slug.
My brother wondered how he ended up in Hell in the HFIL series - and this is how. NAAAIILLED!!!
Vegeta makes this joke XD
Sooooo........anyone else suddenly content to die with a clouded conscious I know I am after seeing that.
Meanwhile, in the Kai version:
“I am hilarious and you will quote everything I say…”
“Ah, he’ll be missed.”
this has gotten so popular that i can't even find the original anymore
And then we find out that he ended up in HIFL.
Bulma: "Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm freaking out!😧
Gohan: "......."
Piccolo: "What the h***! You guys are sick!"
Vegeta: *mouth drops*
Rest in Peace albino namekians. you have been avenged
Even Vegeta got shocked.
You know the death is gruesome in DBZ when there's actual bloodsplatters
"I'm hilarious and you will quote everything I say"
I had the happy accident of skipping from his confessing to drinking the water to him saying 'uh oh' so it seemed like he only realised how bad an idea it was to confess after he had done so.
Guru how did you die?
CANCEL CULTURE!!!!
I kinda shifted the blame
We killed thousands
nail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He is hilarious and we will quote everything he says
Freaking golden moment and epic way for Super Kami Guru to really die, but what really cinched it was Vegeta's reaction.
Mauri (his mouth surrounded by purple gore): AND NOW THAT I HAVE DEVOURED GURU I AM THE NEW GRAND ELDER!
Mauri: you can call me Neo Kami Mauri.
Even Vegeta is scared...
And that kids is why you should always take your darkest secrets to the grave.
I refuse to believe that saiyans have never eaten a leader that passed them off.
1:59 my friend laughs so hard at this scene
did anyone else hear Guru say "Choke on that." ?
1:57
I F**KING DYING FROM THAT DEATH! BEST VIDEO EVER😆👍!
Shoutout to TFS (TeamFourStar)
Vegeta like What the F@$#?!
Guru: Nailllllll!
Nail: Yes, Lord Guru.
Guru: Will this be top comment.
Nail: No Lord Guru.
Guru: ....... Gather the Dragon Balls ...
"We slaughtered thousands"
🤣🤣🤣
nail nail naillllllllll
I think he is looking for you
Guru is my favorite TFS character by far. NAAAAAAAAAAIL!
Bruh even Vegeta was like "damn that's fucked up"
And now he's in hfil with cell and Raditz
He’s in hell with New Nail and Other New Nail
@@silentspartan913 He's Reborn as Super Satan Guru, cuz a Champion calls himself Mr. Satan.
Choke on that! Choke on that!
"CHOKE ON 'EM!"
I see Guru was channeling Captain Rhodes at the end.
0:35 when someone asks me if I'd vote for democrats or republicans
"AAAGH, CHOKE ON 'EM! CHOKE ON 'EM!"
Ha-ha! Original Day of the Dead!