@@CinderblocksallyKonrad kurze grew up as Batman… a sadistic Batman, but for awhile, his planet was crime free… just took a few hanging, skinned corpses.
The funny thing about the Night Lords is they don't do unspeakable acts of evil because they're corrupted by Chaos. They do unspeakable acts of evil because they're just being their authentic selves.
@@SirusEinzlaYeah I think it’s more along the lines of an ‘evolved’ version of himself rather than a daemon. I think spending so much time in the immaterium has allowed him to really unleash his power as a Primarch and unshackle himself from being a completely physical entity
I would say that Raven Guard are most like Batman in his stealth and themes, Alpha legion uses disguises like Batman does, Night Lord Konrad Curze is often compared to an evil Batman. The Ultramarines with prep time have about the same success rate as Batman with prep time. Every space marine is superior to Batman, but it would be interesting to have an Elseworlds story where Batman became a Space Marine. For me Alpha Legion might be the most interesting for that story.
I would say Nightlords are the closest to Batman, just taken to the extreme like pretty much everything else in the 40k setting. Like Batman they use stealth as well as fear tactics in order to achieve their aims. It's just that their extremes tend to be a lot more extreme.
@@SH-qs7ee can call it extreme but they conquered worlds with civilian deaths under 10k sure those 10k died horribly but compared to the tens of millions of the other legions those are some good numbers
I would say Ultramarines. Some chapters have part of his theme, true. But his problem solving is same as Gulliman. He is able to operate thx to his business. With cold logic for problem solving. And tactics adapting acc to the enemy...
The Legion of the Damned are like Batman, they show up when and where they are needed most, enemys attacks seemingly pass through them leaving them unscathed, they teleport around tearing through the enemy with supernatural precision and ferocity.
Who controls a legion of space marines that crave human blood and without it go insane? A. This angelic being so pure flowers grow where his tears land or B. Literally space Dracula
Nightlords: You torture and maim your victims because you're corrupted by the ruinous powers, I mutilate and kill mine because I want to. We are not the same.
Night Lords are the actual batman faction, who sadly got the no-killing memo. Like with Batman you will be wishing they didn’t, but entirely different reasons.
Konrad thought of himself as Batman. But was actually the joker. But on this topic, some assassins, Inquisitors, and even some guard(Sly Marbo) are on par with actual Batman.
Ok lets keep this rolling with the other legions. Alpha Legion: If Batman wanted everyone to be him Iron Hands: If Batman was as cold as everyone thinks he is Salamanders: If Batman had as much empathy as everyone thinks he does and really liked fire. Ultramarines: If Batman actually paid his taxes
I always considered a space marine like a perfected tyrant from the resident evil, 2 hearts, tall, gray, able to take a shit ton of damage. Just swap that fedora for a helmet and armour for a trenchcoat 😂
to say "space marines" and "batman" in thhe same sentence without adding "Night Lords" is a crime. Konrad's wrath will fall upon you! Oh no wait he let an assassin suicide him 😂
Salamanders are very batman in a way fhat they would also comfort Ace instead of using Amanda Waller's weapon on her. To me that's the only Batman metric that truly matters.
If batman were in the setting as a space marine, probably night lords or Raven Guard. But if we kept him human? I can see him being a Lucifer Black or Adeptus Arbites. Thats just my opinion though
Batman is Batman, space Marines are space Marines, ultramarines are ultramarines, let different things be different, it cannot be that hard to have interests in different things.....can it?
Night lords are like the batman who laughs
I could see that. I gotta learn a bit more about both!
@@Cinderblocksallyhighly recommend the Night Lords Omnibus, one of if not the best 40k book series out there
@@CinderblocksallyKonrad kurze grew up as Batman… a sadistic Batman, but for awhile, his planet was crime free… just took a few hanging, skinned corpses.
@@jackphillips5215they are also some of the best books ive read. Talos and 1st claw were so fun to read about
YOU COMMITTED JAYWALKING, NOW I SHALL TAKE YOUR SKIN- Konrad Kurze to a child
I can just imagine a legion of space marines landing in their drop pods and dramatically stepping out in a cloud of smoke yelling “I’m Batman!” 🦇 🧍♂️
"We are BATMAN"
AND I AM SANGUINIUS!
So loyal alpha legion
The Bat Legion. They are all Batman.
Just imagine, you just see an army of them all chanting to themselves out of order “ I’m Batman”
The funny thing about the Night Lords is they don't do unspeakable acts of evil because they're corrupted by Chaos.
They do unspeakable acts of evil because they're just being their authentic selves.
"I just came here to skin orphans alive and im feeling so attacked right now"
Their legion specialty even before the heresy was literally just terrorism.
The Night Lords are what Chaos call a "Freebie"
Where did my reply of "even before the heresy the night lords legion specialty was just terrorism." go? wtf youtube!
Comments about "divisive" topics often get caught in the UA-cam spam filter
“If Batman killed his parents and hid the evidence” oh, so the Robin Prince
"I want everyone to be Batman."
Ah! An Alpha Legion player.
Imagine if all of them went "I am Batman" instead of "I am Alpharius")))))
For alpha legion, the obvious of that is the robins (and other heroes in few iterations) donning the mantle for many reasons
@lucas_leoheart that statement is false, the statements on either side of this statement are false, the previous statement is true.
@@crowgrabber_former_er5bb8yb2t and?
Step aside, bot. You're talking nonsense again
Now I just want him to go through every Space Marine chapter and explaining how they're Batman
Corvus Corax is now super daemon bird batman
Is he really a daemon though if he's just figured out how to tap into the warp using whatever the frig it was the emperor stole?
@@SirusEinzlaYeah I think it’s more along the lines of an ‘evolved’ version of himself rather than a daemon. I think spending so much time in the immaterium has allowed him to really unleash his power as a Primarch and unshackle himself from being a completely physical entity
The Imperial Fists are currently Absolute Batman.
I’d cry if he asked if the Death Guard was batman😂
Batman but very stinky, very scared of soap and water
So, Bane?
The Raven Guard are my favourite! Sneaky Beakies forever!
I absolutely love all your new 40K stuff. Top notch brotha, keep them coming!
Because Batman’s fucking cool, and objectively the best character that’s ever been made, no I’m not biased
Imagine littering in a universe filled with batmen
in 40k there are enough orphans
I want everyone to be batman! How many children do you want orphaned!??
If we are all batmen then we are all orphans so then nobody is an orphan.
That why sounded personal 😂
BRO WANTS *BIG E* TO END UP LIKE BATMAN'S PARENTS🙏😭
I would say that Raven Guard are most like Batman in his stealth and themes, Alpha legion uses disguises like Batman does, Night Lord Konrad Curze is often compared to an evil Batman. The Ultramarines with prep time have about the same success rate as Batman with prep time. Every space marine is superior to Batman, but it would be interesting to have an Elseworlds story where Batman became a Space Marine. For me Alpha Legion might be the most interesting for that story.
I would say Nightlords are the closest to Batman, just taken to the extreme like pretty much everything else in the 40k setting. Like Batman they use stealth as well as fear tactics in order to achieve their aims. It's just that their extremes tend to be a lot more extreme.
@@SH-qs7ee can call it extreme but they conquered worlds with civilian deaths under 10k
sure those 10k died horribly but compared to the tens of millions of the other legions
those are some good numbers
So the Imperial Fists are *checks notes* ...Moon Night? Possibly Peacemaker?
I KNOW YOU'RE HERE, PERTURABO, YOU BIG FUCKING NERD! WHERE'S MY MONEY‽
Nope, they are Soundwave from Transformers.
The alpha legion are like that epsiode where Superman had to pretend to be batman
Now I am genuinely interested in which chapter would make the best batman
Probably salamanders
@@cnbviper007^
I would say Ultramarines.
Some chapters have part of his theme, true.
But his problem solving is same as Gulliman.
He is able to operate thx to his business. With cold logic for problem solving. And tactics adapting acc to the enemy...
night lords
except they would batman so hard the joker would stop trying to be funny
That Dark Angels one made my day!
Hey cinder, I don't know why but this one hit extra hard. Keep grinding
The dark angel description is super accurate 😂
The Legion of the Damned are like Batman, they show up when and where they are needed most, enemys attacks seemingly pass through them leaving them unscathed, they teleport around tearing through the enemy with supernatural precision and ferocity.
With so much warhammer content coming from your channel lately, im starting to fear for the money in your bank account/wallet.
Why?
@Dragowolf_Rising It ain't a cheap hobby...
I have yet to get into minis. but I fear for when I stumble into that pool.
@@DrakolichKingPS3 Ah. I know lots of people who enjoy the lore, books, and videogames but I'm not sure I know anyone who plays actual WH40K.
"Why?"
"Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then, be Batman."
"Because" *lights go out then turn back on, this guy now wearing the bat suit* "I'm Batman!"
I was honestly wondering around the third batman question "what's this guy's deal with batman" and then he explained lol
Blood angels are close. They are one day moment away from going for bloody vengeance against the one who killed their father
Finally someone see raven guard like batman instead of the night lord.
Sanguinor has entered the chat
If the entire military of the imperium was like Batman humanity would have been wiped out.
You can say Salamanders are the Batman that’s actually a Batman with no “but”
Salamanders are if Batman was a pyromaniac with a heart of gold.
He's so disturbed lol
No nightlords are weirdly referred to as batman because of the bat insignia.... Which lets be honest is barely a scratchable surface 😅
They also specialise in terror tactics and fear is Batman weapon.
@wojciechwerner8787 Fair point, so I'll also join in by saying Skryvok was Alfred who had had enough of Bruce's bullshit 😅😂
The Salamanders are like Superman if he used his heat vision a little too much.
The Black Templars would be like Batman if Batman suddenly became overly religious and very genocidal.
Raven Guard are Dark Claw, yeah I can see it. Throw in a Cure soundtrack.
I like this gag
Corvus Corax is Batman if he had super powers and a bird fetish.
“Are the dark angels like Batman”
“Mabey of Batman killed his parents and hid the evidence”
“So Owlman”
The closest you are going to get to a chapter of Batmen, it's gonna be the Raven Guard, hands down.
The emperors children are batman on pink kryptonite
I feel like the salamanders are the closest, but i could be so very wrong
Rogal Dorn as Batman would literally just be Bruce Wayne's bodyguard when Alfred's not around.
I was told everything in our actual real world timeline is canonical to 40k so batman comics existed in it lol
Night lords, like joker with Batman’s abilities
What I'm wondering is are there any like the flash? Like full on super speed and the accelerated body that speedsters have
Jaghatai Khan solo'd an entire Ork army doing something similar
Night lords are like 90’s edgy Batman with the claws.
Nightlords are the batman that gets the job done and done for good
When everyone is Batman, no one is Batman
Who controls a legion of space marines that crave human blood and without it go insane? A. This angelic being so pure flowers grow where his tears land or B. Literally space Dracula
If batman was in 40k, he would 1,000% be corvus. Corvus legit accepted and took in a bunch of genetically messed up marines because they were his sons
"Are the Space Wolves Batman?"
.
.
.
"...no."
Nightlords: You torture and maim your victims because you're corrupted by the ruinous powers, I mutilate and kill mine because I want to. We are not the same.
Why mix Batman with Wolverine when Wolverine is just 2 Batman Kissing 😂
Thats what customer chapters are for! Make yourself a army of batman and rule the universe! No one can beat their signature stratagem “PREPTIME!”
Are Commissars Batman?
Well, almost everyone in the a Schola Progenium lost their parents to something violent, so....
Add a Little Deadpool and you have the chaos legions 😅
Night Lords are the actual batman faction, who sadly got the no-killing memo. Like with Batman you will be wishing they didn’t, but entirely different reasons.
I think he's looking for a raven guard on long term assignment to the deathwatch. Or just certain inquisitors.
Corax is the Punisher. He no longer gives a tumbling fuck and just want to kill Chaos.
Everyone says "I am Alpharius", no one says "How is Alpharius?"
No wonder he flipped off the Big E
Konrad thought of himself as Batman. But was actually the joker.
But on this topic, some assassins, Inquisitors, and even some guard(Sly Marbo) are on par with actual Batman.
I would think that the Salamanders would be the most likely to be Batman in war hammer given their care towards the regular humans
Ok lets keep this rolling with the other legions.
Alpha Legion: If Batman wanted everyone to be him
Iron Hands: If Batman was as cold as everyone thinks he is
Salamanders: If Batman had as much empathy as everyone thinks he does and really liked fire.
Ultramarines: If Batman actually paid his taxes
Ok now I want a Batman army
That why at the end 😂😂😂😂
"I want everyone to be batman." --- "why?"
.....I NEED THE ANSWER!
Please do not leave us hanging like this....
PLEASE
I always considered a space marine like a perfected tyrant from the resident evil, 2 hearts, tall, gray, able to take a shit ton of damage. Just swap that fedora for a helmet and armour for a trenchcoat 😂
The orks could be batman 😂
I think the shark space is like batman but it's a shark
The closest chapter to Batman, actually is probably the Carcharodons/Space Sharks, only with you know a shark theme over q bat theme.
i am imagining if Batman was equally strong as a Primaris Marine, he'd probably beat all the Chaos Gods by now or atleast half.
Dark Angels are basically Azazel
*confused look* "Why?"
The Dark Angels are actually like Azrael
I must know why he wants them to be batman
I got he notification, and instantly clicked it and then commented XD
The alpha legion would just show up as different multiverse versions of Batman all telling I’m Batman, but that was also a lie
Flip that
Batman is a Seeded Space Marine Scout training on the shittiest little Hive world.
to say "space marines" and "batman" in thhe same sentence without adding "Night Lords" is a crime.
Konrad's wrath will fall upon you!
Oh no wait he let an assassin suicide him 😂
Salamanders are very batman in a way fhat they would also comfort Ace instead of using Amanda Waller's weapon on her. To me that's the only Batman metric that truly matters.
Well, why wouldn't you want everyone to be Batman?
Are the Blood Angels Batman? If Batman was a vampire and had a horribly violent temper when he has flashbacks about his parents murder, then, yes
We all know who's like the Joker, amiright??
The Harlequins, duh!!
Because Batman is awesome
“Yes! That’s what I said!!!!”
Also,
“Not everything needs to be!”
"lived in an rv" ha!
If batman were in the setting as a space marine, probably night lords or Raven Guard. But if we kept him human? I can see him being a Lucifer Black or Adeptus Arbites. Thats just my opinion though
Damn tourists
It would be funny if one of the missing primarchs is batman hahaha.
It's gotta be the painting ease, right? Black primer, black paint, grey trim, few details
If everyone's Batman, no one is.
The Ultramarines are just like Batman. If Batman was a roman legionary and not Batman.
so the Raven guard are like Darkclaw
Because I'm Batman!
Batman is Batman, space Marines are space Marines, ultramarines are ultramarines, let different things be different, it cannot be that hard to have interests in different things.....can it?
If anything the Night Lords are the batman
You realize it was the Fallen who shot the loyalists first, right?