A tribute to GM Finegold

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  • Опубліковано 14 кві 2016
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  • @hijeejoo398
    @hijeejoo398 5 років тому +562

    GM Ben FInegold: "Is anybody a Richard Nixon fan in here?"
    Five year old: "He resigned!?"
    GM : "Yeah."

    • @KakMugi
      @KakMugi Рік тому +10

      omg I almost choked myself

  • @postyoda1623
    @postyoda1623 7 років тому +509

    I like it when he calls absolutely losing moves "risky".

    • @gregbattis
      @gregbattis  7 років тому +107

      Only a little risky. Checkmate gives white a small advantage.

    • @fizwizzle1989
      @fizwizzle1989 5 років тому +23

      Or when the answer is mate but they suggest taking a pawn or something. “Mate is slightly better”

    • @arogueburrito
      @arogueburrito 4 роки тому

      E4 d5
      And bc4 is slightly risky

    • @999a0s
      @999a0s 2 роки тому +8

      "very suspicious"

    • @zacharysherry2910
      @zacharysherry2910 9 місяців тому

      I wish I could do that

  • @hewhobringsthenight9907
    @hewhobringsthenight9907 4 роки тому +55

    There's only one legal move
    Resign 1:42
    - kid in class

  • @tedtrippi7958
    @tedtrippi7958 7 років тому +112

    the hardest I've laughed was when he was explaining that it's usually more fun and interesting to look at games of players who are slightly worse than super GMs. But then he goes, "Not like Wednesday nights bad. Because I cry a lot on Wednesday nights... That's my crying night."

  • @turtle207
    @turtle207 7 років тому +157

    Two dislikes - Mike Kummer made same mistake twice.

  • @JimLink
    @JimLink 8 років тому +151

    A compilation of Ben's jokes?
    This UA-cam video is pure [Fine] gold.

    • @gregbattis
      @gregbattis  8 років тому +17

      I would agree. And he is a super GM too. Super funny that is.

    • @KanalDerGutenSache
      @KanalDerGutenSache 4 роки тому +1

      Fine gold already means that it's pure.

  • @Klokkismann
    @Klokkismann 7 років тому +234

    Ben is such a legend! I always put one of his chess videos while I'm about to sleep. He has probably lulled me to sleep more than my mom.

  • @blueromeo1974
    @blueromeo1974 7 років тому +135

    checkmate with advantage.....

    • @gregbattis
      @gregbattis  7 років тому +21

      Ahh Qd8 checkmate gives white a small advantage.

    • @blueromeo1974
      @blueromeo1974 7 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @zacharysherry2910
      @zacharysherry2910 9 місяців тому +1

      😂 can he do it after two beers? It's that two many?

  • @wiadroman
    @wiadroman 6 років тому +31

    - White is threatening mate, how do you stop it?
    - Resign.
    Classic :-D

  • @junevenesadang2386
    @junevenesadang2386 7 років тому +41

    I like his comment to the kids: "you guys aren't grandmasters, you cannot jump over pieces yet!" Hahaha

    • @gregbattis
      @gregbattis  7 років тому +5

      LOL only GM's can make illegal moves.

  • @OrthodoxDAO
    @OrthodoxDAO 7 років тому +50

    The truth hurts

  • @mottian
    @mottian 7 років тому +41

    There was one where there were only two legal moves, the person from the audience suggested one of them and he said "you're almost right" :D that one should be included!

  • @diegomunoz5537
    @diegomunoz5537 7 років тому +171

    I don't remember the video, but my favourite is when he fired:
    - "Wow, my ex-wife lost to Shahade in 16 moves?"
    - "Yeah"
    - "No wonder I divorced her! Terrible!"

    • @gregbattis
      @gregbattis  7 років тому +20

      Ill find it and add it to the next video I am making. Should be uploaded in late January sometime.

    • @aggelbeatboxer
      @aggelbeatboxer 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/k6j3bf_a7vk/v-deo.html this video 3:33 is this joke

    • @arkos1179
      @arkos1179 3 роки тому

      imo his best take

  • @metalzonemt-2
    @metalzonemt-2 8 років тому +63

    You didn't have the one where he said that he had to stop playing chess, because he can't move any of his pieces, ' cos he's got so many "never play" rules. Terrible.

  • @thedananti
    @thedananti 6 років тому +18

    missing '"I am not a rook" - Richard Nixon"' Ben Finegold

  • @peppermints666
    @peppermints666 7 років тому +24

    That Rook, like me, is...? OVERLOADED :D ahahahahaha I was waiting for that a looong time now :D

  • @gregbattis
    @gregbattis  7 років тому +66

    143 LIKES AND 0 DISLIKES!!! Thanks everyone. A least my audience is not as bad as the OneO'clockClass™!!!

    • @paulmorphy6314
      @paulmorphy6314 4 роки тому +2

      What school did some of these jokes go to: old school

  • @juandiegofm
    @juandiegofm 7 років тому +17

    First I hated him but then I got his dry humor and I can't get enough of his golden lectures because of his deeply knowledge of checkers (am I right?) and his great sense of humor. Nevertheless guys the title almost kills me, It was very suspicious and misleading like Qh9...terrible...you scared the shit out of me.
    Now that I’ve seen that Ben is ok I would say that thank you for the great video, and I'd like to salute to Mr. Finegold bc your videos are pure gold Sr. You are not the rotating GM, you are the man for the job so keep going with such a great job of teaching young and old minds how to not suck...for me is little to late but at least you are doing something nice with this Arjun kid and for the rest of us that appreciate your time, jokes, knowledge and hard work, well done. Greetings.

  • @clayvision
    @clayvision 7 років тому +33

    Theres an under 600 tournament? Noooo im 601 i cant play

    • @gregbattis
      @gregbattis  7 років тому +17

      Terrible :( Good thing I am 599

    • @clayvision
      @clayvision 7 років тому +2

      Thats definately a moment you missed :P

    • @-_Nuke_-
      @-_Nuke_- 5 років тому +1

      A 599 is like a grandmaster on anti-chess? :P

  • @jasper677
    @jasper677 5 років тому +6

    Ben: Whats better than losing and being gracious? Kid: DYING!

  • @KanalDerGutenSache
    @KanalDerGutenSache 4 роки тому +23

    "Kris Kross is worse than Hitler" - Ben Feingold, off-camera

  • @littleboy7430
    @littleboy7430 7 років тому +152

    GM Ben Finegold is hilarious, but when I saw the title of this video I thought he had died which was not so funny!

  • @alexjay7183
    @alexjay7183 5 років тому +1

    Been watching a lot of Finegold. Now whenever I win a piece I can't help myself from thinking, yay Ben

  • @jetpaq
    @jetpaq Рік тому +1

    This man is a LEGEND and a treasure! Great vid bro!lol

  • @V8SupersQirreL
    @V8SupersQirreL 7 років тому +2

    Stand-up comedian Finegold at his best! Great stuff!!

  • @lorcanoconnor6274
    @lorcanoconnor6274 2 роки тому +5

    I didn't even know he was sick

  • @evansgate
    @evansgate 3 місяці тому +1

    There's one where he's absolutely roasting the kids and I've been trying to find it for years now

  • @lorenzopilotto7796
    @lorenzopilotto7796 6 років тому

    This is the kind of video you want to watch EVERYDAY

  • @thedananti
    @thedananti 6 років тому +9

    1. e4 DOUBLE EXCLAM

  • @diosn6909
    @diosn6909 7 років тому +6

    loved it!!

  • @Bagirow1976
    @Bagirow1976 7 років тому

    Awesome as usual

  • @rickcarson591
    @rickcarson591 7 років тому +85

    Very suspicious.
    --------------
    Had to slap my own forehead because I finally got the "C4 is explosive" joke. Terrible.
    (Now I have to rewatch a lot of videos because I had thought he was talking about (dynamic) pawn moves in general)

    • @gregbattis
      @gregbattis  7 років тому +5

      LOL

    • @Tobi-pn2xs
      @Tobi-pn2xs 5 років тому

      I always thought so aswell and just got it lol

    • @RishabhSharma10225
      @RishabhSharma10225 5 років тому

      What does it mean ?

    • @juanolivos3121
      @juanolivos3121 5 років тому +4

      @@RishabhSharma10225 a c4 is a bomb that's why c4 is explosive

    • @arkos1179
      @arkos1179 4 роки тому

      Play fortnite u will find c4

  • @syyhkyrotta
    @syyhkyrotta 7 років тому +1

    SO GOOD!

  • @secondmouse3533
    @secondmouse3533 Рік тому +1

    What a legend!

  • @simatbirch
    @simatbirch 5 років тому +7

    ‘Overloaded’ 😂

  • @SBelaya
    @SBelaya 5 років тому +1

    R.I.P.

  • @ElectronBombardment
    @ElectronBombardment 5 років тому +1

    Nice detail with the cutscene of young frankenstein

  • @hmdchy
    @hmdchy 3 роки тому

    I love comedy and chess.. this is the perfect guy to watch!

  • @Mircose
    @Mircose 7 років тому +34

    hahaha... Always make the same mistake twice hahahhahahahhahah... omg.. I watched all finegold videos but i think I missed this bit... sooo funny

  • @LawlFrank
    @LawlFrank 7 років тому

    What a legend :D Soo good

  • @alejandrobermudez104
    @alejandrobermudez104 3 роки тому +1

    I love how he has no filter

  • @TonyStark786
    @TonyStark786 6 років тому +26

    If Family Guy was real, Ben Finegold would definitely cast as Peter

  • @ghoxted2789
    @ghoxted2789 Місяць тому

    its 2024, I was scared when I saw the thumbnail, thinking he was no more. That is my UA-cam Chess coach.
    1 of the best Chess teachers.

  • @davidfernandes8094
    @davidfernandes8094 6 років тому +8

    We need a Ben Finegold bashing Ken West compilation.

  • @MrSupernova111
    @MrSupernova111 3 роки тому

    Awesome!

  • @BrezHurley
    @BrezHurley 7 років тому +1

    Yes!

  • @jewssy
    @jewssy 5 років тому

    Amazing

  • @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027
    @Aliens-Are-Our-Friends2027 7 років тому

    damn 1 o'clock class! lol, thanks to Ben for all the awesome videos!!!

  • @creamking3569
    @creamking3569 Рік тому +1

    the charisma of this guy is so entertaining

  • @richardpointer
    @richardpointer 7 років тому +6

    Bam!

  • @-_Nuke_-
    @-_Nuke_- 6 років тому

    He is the best! :)

  • @xanbex8324
    @xanbex8324 3 роки тому

    A hoot ....go Ben !

  • @kingcarisma
    @kingcarisma 7 років тому +1

    Good job Greg!

  • @pepefrogic3034
    @pepefrogic3034 2 роки тому +1

    RIP Ben

  • @pt4m
    @pt4m 4 роки тому +3

    Well my all time favorite is :
    -Ben : you....
    -Someone before even opens his mouth!
    -Ben : Incorrect!!!!

  • @BongelaMnguni
    @BongelaMnguni 7 років тому +53

    terrible

  • @danielemessina1979
    @danielemessina1979 5 років тому +3

    I am laughing to tears for the overloaded joke

  • @chanky1000
    @chanky1000 5 років тому

    Wow, I would love to meet GM Ken West

  • @IceMunga
    @IceMunga 7 років тому +2

    1:46 made my day

  • @mrtampham
    @mrtampham 5 років тому

    this is gold

  • @Mrius86
    @Mrius86 7 років тому

    Man, the truth hurts.

  • @Bladavia
    @Bladavia 4 роки тому

    That's why he's the best educator ever.

  • @MrCupidd
    @MrCupidd 7 років тому +8

    RIP Gene Wilder

  • @Will_tell_you_later
    @Will_tell_you_later 4 роки тому +2

    "Overloaded"
    You didn't heard that.

  • @36424567254
    @36424567254 4 роки тому +9

    I almost died when he made the joke (now part of his classic repertoire) that the player he was narrating about had made a smart move because they were now ready for the next game (i.e. by "undeveloping" most or all their pieces).

  • @h_xdess3472
    @h_xdess3472 4 роки тому +1

    hope he played chess, he would make a great chess player!

  • @poly_hexamethyl
    @poly_hexamethyl Рік тому

    Yay GM Ben! I never get tired of listening to him!

  • @wompastompa3692
    @wompastompa3692 Рік тому

    10:18
    Been looking for that one for a while.

  • @geitekop507
    @geitekop507 3 роки тому +1

    The same mistake twice is a Seirawan expression!

  • @nietelnmaster
    @nietelnmaster Місяць тому

    My favourite is when in a kid's class the kids wouldn't stop talking, so he said "No having fun allowed! This is chess!"

  • @josephbishara4791
    @josephbishara4791 5 років тому

    rip

  • @teodor783
    @teodor783 2 роки тому

    What is the Rossolimo lecture at 2:21?

  • @piotr.kaczmarski
    @piotr.kaczmarski 6 років тому

    RIP Ben Finegold [`]

    • @LeelooMinai
      @LeelooMinai 5 років тому

      Good news: it's the next year and now he seems to be alive again.

  • @MySnakky
    @MySnakky 27 днів тому

    go ben!

  • @mauer1
    @mauer1 Рік тому

    the best thing is, always make the same mistake twice is a part of always repeat.

  • @elbay2
    @elbay2 7 років тому

    That video was better than mine! ;-)

  • @randpaul9863
    @randpaul9863 4 роки тому +1

    ben "2 beers is too many" finegold

  • @realmadridworld1688
    @realmadridworld1688 Рік тому

    9:04 I'm crying.

  • @karun0109
    @karun0109 7 років тому +4

    You missed an amazing moment from a morphy lecture when Ben says" Black plays bishop f8 completing undevelopment" great video nevertheless.

  • @sujaybms
    @sujaybms 4 роки тому +1

    Ben finegold fans of the world unite!!

  • @Sphere723
    @Sphere723 7 років тому +7

    Were's "All about the Benjamins."?

  • @whoisbhauji
    @whoisbhauji 7 років тому

    the NH4 joke was a new one - super fun...

    • @2199SPUDMAN
      @2199SPUDMAN 6 років тому +1

      Except it's NH3... NH3 is the formula for ammonia, which does stink. That's why 1. Nh3 is called the Ammonia Opening. It's possible Ben is confusing NH3 with CH4 which is methane. Methane is the biggest component of "natural gas" and farts. Methane by itself is odorless. Mercaptan, CH4S, is added to methane to make natural gas smell like rotten eggs (for safety).

    • @SlightSmile
      @SlightSmile 4 роки тому

      @@2199SPUDMAN NH4 is ammonium and it smells like shit, just like NH3 which is ammonia instead

  • @meenay2728
    @meenay2728 6 років тому

    I was shocked

  • @kirbyc8159
    @kirbyc8159 6 років тому

    LoL! This guy's humor is like deadpool. But much better!! "Im... Gm..... Sierawaaaan" haha!

  • @MojitoTube
    @MojitoTube 6 років тому

    C4 is explosive :D

  • @talstory
    @talstory 7 років тому +2

    there's good and there's not good. Ben's good

  • @sps4350
    @sps4350 7 років тому

    But he saw it..

  • @AakashKumar-gl2fk
    @AakashKumar-gl2fk 2 роки тому

    "On the next move my opponent didn't allow me to checkmate but he lost. Do u know how? "
    Class in confusion
    "He resigned"

  • @ThatBulgarian
    @ThatBulgarian 2 роки тому

    1:20 was savage

  • @peter_beater2815
    @peter_beater2815 2 роки тому

    Truth hurts

  • @camreese
    @camreese Рік тому

    Hes got michael scott esque references

  • @ThePoueff
    @ThePoueff 2 роки тому

    "Always make the same mistake twice" is a Yasser rule, not a Finegold rule, so the kid got confused. Understandable!

  • @giladmaayani3670
    @giladmaayani3670 5 років тому

    Car-U-ana?? Car-U-ana!!

  • @andymendez3065
    @andymendez3065 7 років тому +2

    5:15 did that story make any dollars or just sense, didn't know he was a dj quik fan

  • @fastpace101
    @fastpace101 6 років тому

    GM BF "do you know what to move" random person "idk" GM BF: "that's correct you don't know"

  • @antonnovo695
    @antonnovo695 2 роки тому

    "Always make the same mistake twice" )

  • @jonathanferguson9226
    @jonathanferguson9226 5 років тому

    It's the same Guinness.

  • @misanthrop1958
    @misanthrop1958 6 років тому +1

    I don`t like the jokes of GM Ben Finegold!! I LOVE them... the truth hurts!

  • @tinytim8173
    @tinytim8173 5 років тому

    Is this dude already dead I just played against him like a week ago