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Legends says that the Stirlander wasn't supposed to be there, but every time the guards go near him to try and kick him out, he whispers "Boiled Beer", and everyone runs away in terror!
Fun (maybe) facts: 1. If I remember right, Karl Franz actually needs to pay the Imperial Dragon to ride him in battle, which is hilarious. It also resents the indignity of being displayed. 2. The Stirland Abomination is very much real: it's technically supposed to be a great whooly beast with horns, but unsurprisingly, nobody is willing to double check it isn't actually just some guy from Stirland. And yes, the Chaos Spawn is actually there too, though probably not the same enclosure. 3. The creatures of the Imperial Zoo are usually retrieved by adventurers, so funnily enough, it's also the only place you're likely to see a Norscan, an elf, a dwarf, a Brettonian, and an Imperial all hanging around, which is probably more interesting than most of the creatures in it.
@@arya31ful I like to think a brawl cage exists somewhere near the centre of the zoo just so that visitors get to see the awesome fisticuffs that happen everyonce in a while.
Pretty sure the imperial dragon just sticks around for the free food and amusement of scaring tourists. After all shy of calling in the supreme patriarch and most of the staff of the college of magic there is precisely diddly dick nothing the zoo can do to keep a dragon in the zoo if it doesn’t want to stay. Totally buy the greedy bugger holding the Sigmar be damned emperor to ransom when his assistance is needed, that’s absolutely hilarious.
The reason Altdorf is not a dark fortress in WH3 is canonically because that Stirlander remains inside the zoo post-capture. Not even chaos wants anything to do with that
Now I want a Canon Stirland army. - Average stirlander - Boiled beer cannon - Cowriders of Stirland - Corrupted beasts of Stirland - Elite Stirland-Five-Meal-Course Cooks - Stirland Abomination
Karl Franz : I want a new pet. Dragon : happy dragon noise* Soldier : No my lord, you have a pet at your home. Deathclaw : happy gryphon noise* Karl Franz : Forgive my ignorance.
Only for him to tell not to reveal his grift. The guy literally gets paid to be looked at and lives in peaceful finery. He's like a cat in egypt. It's his world, we're just living in it and bringing him food.
1:17 is an instant classic At 3:20 I was like "hellpit abomination? A really bad tempered lord?" , but then I realised the real abominations of the old world geography series: the stirlander.
I want you to imagine, if you will. Suppose you had an absolutely starving vampire, that approached a Stirlander to eat them. Obviously, the vampire couldn't survive this process and would die. However, the Stirlander would survive, and would have all of the materials it needs to become the most feared creature in all realities. The Stirlander Strigoi.
@@TheNapster153 We're talking about Skaven here, Clan Mors is one of only two Skaven groups (the other being Eshin) with a grasp of how contracts are supposed to work (IE not betraying everyone until you're done working for them).
When Karl decided to ride a dragon, the dragon reluctantly obliged, but after Karl mounted him, the dragon said "Oh fuck, I can't believe you've done this."
1º note: Visitors of the zoo are adviced to wear a rain coat and even heavier protective gear, cause this stirlander can shoot beans out of its hands. 2ºnote: be careful while showing the zoo to dwarfs to they dont have a heavy attack of ptsd when reaching the stirlander exhibit
I just want to ask, if this creature from Stirland was terrifying because it was powerful, does it mean it was, may Sigmar forgive me for uttering this terrifying word, a lumberjack? On a side note, great idea to include landmarks in the series, keep up the great work Tarriff
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The fact that Valten, Karl's Runefang and Imperial Dragon all remain unused to this day is a crime. And that Vlad has no way to get "his" Runefang. And that there is no Abhorrash:(
Wait you forgot something important!, you forgot the death of Emperor Karl Franz's cousin, twice removed from his mother side. Lord Magnar Buckethead who had a tragic accident while visiting the zoo to see his favorite creature, the dragon.
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If dragons are hyper intelligent creatures wouldn't the Imperial dragon qualify for citizenship? They are basically keeping a very sapient being at a zoo!
Yeah, but the Dragon does not care at all. After the Old Ones moved the world closer to the sun, Dragons are constantly uncomfortably hot all the time and all they want to do is sleep all day. So when he wakes up he just gets food and goes back to sleep.
At this point I'm wondering why the stirlanders haven't made a pact with the Chaos Gods to get revenge for everything. Oh, right. No one would ever want to make a pact with them.
“I love being at the zoo, lookin’ at all these filthy animals reminds me of when I’d look out me window in Reikdorf. Oh look, it’s the imperial dragon!!! I’m gonna pet it’s ‘orrible face!”
I remember the zoo from TTS wonderful felt bad for the imperial dragon since it was upstaged by a grifon but I am happy you are showing Karl riding it also when is that poor chaos abomination going to be switched that stirland Er might eat it
a common misconception my good fellow, norscans themselves aren't kept around the zoo to be shown off, they're there to feed the animals, particularly the kislivite ice bears, where they alone consume at least 300 norscans in a day, because of this, bretonnia enjoys a lucrative trade with the empire as they raid and plunder norsca for the locals, to then sell to the empire.
The Imperial Zoo had a decline in visitors because they were used to seeing the beasts there and were bored of even seeing the Chimera. It wasn't until Marius Leitdorf donated a Jabberslythe to the facility that people started to flock to it. This caused the zoo to euthanize the Jabberslythe because anybody who came to look at it developed permeant insanity. Oddly enough Marius was said to be much more calm and reasonable after he had contact with the Jabberslythe.
You started hyping up the most terrible beast and I'm just sitting here "It's going to be a Stirlander. It's going to be a Stirlander. Please do not be a Stirlander" And fell unconscious on the ground out of my chair when it was a Stirlander. Absolutely terrifying beast
I mean, Imperial Dragon had the exact same stats as any other Dragon basically. It was just the High Elves that had 3 different types - the bitch dragon, the normal dragon and the chad dragon.
“You think they actually plan it all out, or just make it up as they go along.” -N’kai tge Wanderer to Qrok Kar on whenever a part the “Great Plan” fails (successfully).
It needs to be in the game that when a faction sieges Altdorf, they need to fight off random monsters and creatures because the garrison opened the zoo cages.
Vamps tend to be the only ones that take stirland in my games. I imagine undead don't need to eat, so the horrors of stirland food don't even phase them. TBF, crypt ghouls literally eat corpses, so...
Just so you know, griffons, hippogriffs, pegasus, manticores, pteranodons and even wyverns are all naturally potty trained not to take their dumps when flying over cities,....unless their affiliated with Choas, Dark Elves, Orc & Skaven, as for Dragons, well sentient creatures with manners,
Encountered a Stirlander in the wild one day, yes I did. Bastard tried to boil my beer. Shot him right between the eyes with my trusty mortar on a wagon from the Nuln school of Mortars on a Wagon. Thing was so stupid it didn't even know it was dead! It eventually wandered off into the woods, probably trying to find a cousin to marry or a fish head pie to eat.
Imagine if we got an entire catalogue of these shows, Old World Geographic, Khemri TV, Lustria Telemundo, Naggaroth Talk Shows, Cathay News Network (CNN?) I'd watch it every day!
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At first I thought the horrific creature was a north monke..... However they are more humans than a stirlander
Thanks!
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Altdorf the City with the stupidest name
Altdorf is german and means old village
The reason the high elves hesitated to teach magic to the imperials is because of the risk of them creating stirland mages
hippity hoppiti, skippity skoppiti, i summon thee Warm Beer
@@Tomthemadone the dark arts of Fucking Fish Head PIE!!!
They'd probably come up with lores of magic like.
*Lore of badfood*
OR...
*Lore of boringland*
Lore of stirland would make even lore of nurgle seem clean
@@Tomthemadone GUNNA KADABRA go brrrrtt
Legends says that the Stirlander wasn't supposed to be there, but every time the guards go near him to try and kick him out, he whispers "Boiled Beer", and everyone runs away in terror!
Ah yes, Karl's cousin Magnar Buckethead was slammed into the bars of a cage, had dung thrown at him and then was torched by the resident dragon.
"STICK STICK MAGNAR IN THE EYE!"
the best moment from tts🤣
I roll to throw dung at Magnar Buckethead!
@@paladinslash4721 and you fall.
Ironically, Magnar Buckethead wasn't supposed to not die and Magnus shouldn't have given him stats.
Fun (maybe) facts:
1. If I remember right, Karl Franz actually needs to pay the Imperial Dragon to ride him in battle, which is hilarious. It also resents the indignity of being displayed.
2. The Stirland Abomination is very much real: it's technically supposed to be a great whooly beast with horns, but unsurprisingly, nobody is willing to double check it isn't actually just some guy from Stirland. And yes, the Chaos Spawn is actually there too, though probably not the same enclosure.
3. The creatures of the Imperial Zoo are usually retrieved by adventurers, so funnily enough, it's also the only place you're likely to see a Norscan, an elf, a dwarf, a Brettonian, and an Imperial all hanging around, which is probably more interesting than most of the creatures in it.
That last point tho. The brawl that happen when all of them meet must be more entertaining than the whole zoo itself.
Skink that defects to bring bad mounts and gummy worms to the zoo wen?
@@arya31ful I like to think a brawl cage exists somewhere near the centre of the zoo just so that visitors get to see the awesome fisticuffs that happen everyonce in a while.
Wasn't there also a Snotling Exhibit?
Pretty sure the imperial dragon just sticks around for the free food and amusement of scaring tourists. After all shy of calling in the supreme patriarch and most of the staff of the college of magic there is precisely diddly dick nothing the zoo can do to keep a dragon in the zoo if it doesn’t want to stay.
Totally buy the greedy bugger holding the Sigmar be damned emperor to ransom when his assistance is needed, that’s absolutely hilarious.
The Everchosen: "I fear no one. But that thing...", Image of Avarage stirlander is shown , "it scares me."
The reason Altdorf is not a dark fortress in WH3 is canonically because that Stirlander remains inside the zoo post-capture. Not even chaos wants anything to do with that
It is a known fact that chaos gods saw him and since then you need to pass a test to prove that you are not from Stirland
Now I want a Canon Stirland army.
- Average stirlander
- Boiled beer cannon
- Cowriders of Stirland
- Corrupted beasts of Stirland
- Elite Stirland-Five-Meal-Course Cooks
- Stirland Abomination
Truly an army to bring forth the end times unlike Abaddon or Archeon what ever his name is.
That would be way to overpowered. And besides, that would mean someone actually wants to be in stirland that isn't already a stirlander.
Its modding time! 😂
Fishhead Knights!
Karl Franz : I want a new pet.
Dragon : happy dragon noise*
Soldier : No my lord, you have a pet at your home.
Deathclaw : happy gryphon noise*
Karl Franz : Forgive my ignorance.
Deathclaw and Imperial Dragon are like sitcom rivals.
Imagine Karl flexing on the cathayans by inviting Miao and Zhao to visit his zoo, only for them to be appalled upon seeing the Imperial Dragon.
Only for him to tell not to reveal his grift. The guy literally gets paid to be looked at and lives in peaceful finery. He's like a cat in egypt. It's his world, we're just living in it and bringing him food.
The Abomination of Stirland is a real thing in the lore
Your mean... they are not elector state troops? Those flaming crossbow guys?
True thing, I remember reading about it in the 6th edition codex
I need more info on this.
"The lore of money casts infinite leadership" DEEP
1:17 is an instant classic
At 3:20 I was like "hellpit abomination? A really bad tempered lord?" , but then I realised the real abominations of the old world geography series: the stirlander.
I want you to imagine, if you will.
Suppose you had an absolutely starving vampire, that approached a Stirlander to eat them.
Obviously, the vampire couldn't survive this process and would die. However, the Stirlander would survive, and would have all of the materials it needs to become the most feared creature in all realities.
The Stirlander Strigoi.
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 just the hypothetical of a stirigoi frightens me.
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Nah, a Strigoi would sooner ask to join the Lahmian Sisterhood than so much as joke about eating a Stirlander.
'Please do not feed Mad Cap Mushrooms to the Carnosaur'
Sign in the Imperial Zoo
*meanwhile sign in the next enclosure*
"Give-feed Warpstone to the Rat Ogre here yes-yes!. Don't worry-afraid, he is gentle-nice!"
@@arya31ful I can literally see enterprising Skaven doing this shit.
@@johnj.spurgin7037 Knowing Skaven, I'm more surprised some exile from Clan Mors hasn't opened a successful mercenary business yet.
@@TheNapster153 We're talking about Skaven here, Clan Mors is one of only two Skaven groups (the other being Eshin) with a grasp of how contracts are supposed to work (IE not betraying everyone until you're done working for them).
@@arya31fulRat Ogre is life peacefull life smoke weed everyday
This is also Rakarth favorite place when he goes to sack reiksland because he can find every beasts that he wants
I see now why Rakarth was placed so close to the Empire originally in Wh2.
@@Grivehn and the Abomination of Stirland is the reason why he starts so far from it in Immortal empires
@Grivehn
Rakarth makes playing as Karl a nightmare.
When Karl decided to ride a dragon, the dragon reluctantly obliged, but after Karl mounted him, the dragon said "Oh fuck, I can't believe you've done this."
1º note: Visitors of the zoo are adviced to wear a rain coat and even heavier protective gear, cause this stirlander can shoot beans out of its hands.
2ºnote: be careful while showing the zoo to dwarfs to they dont have a heavy attack of ptsd when reaching the stirlander exhibit
I just want to ask, if this creature from Stirland was terrifying because it was powerful, does it mean it was, may Sigmar forgive me for uttering this terrifying word, a lumberjack?
On a side note, great idea to include landmarks in the series, keep up the great work Tarriff
Ah the classic "Use relics and treasures as bait, we're here to be pokemon trainers and capture all the beasts"
The Lizardmen conspiracy to ship their T5 units and have imperials upkeep them in the old world is taking shape
Slann: All according to the Great Plan!
Skink: You just...don't want to admit you got tricked, eh?
Slann: ...**toadman mouth wide open**
This episode of OWG is incredibly high quality ngl
Ahh yes, i was there last year. The Norscan Monke habitat is funny but they throw poop at you if you don't go dressed as Banan.
The zookeepers don't let you near the exhibit if you are dressed as wa-
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The fact that Valten, Karl's Runefang and Imperial Dragon all remain unused to this day is a crime. And that Vlad has no way to get "his" Runefang. And that there is no Abhorrash:(
So Deathclaw the griffin got jealous his daddy was giving some other creature attention? Aw! He is basically a GIANT, flying death(claw) puppy!
I can't wait für a mod that adds this as a land mark to get imperial dragons as mounts
I think there is one out there, no Mount, but gives a recruit-able dragon. One of those landmarks of legends packs.
Isn't there only *one* imperial dragon? And Karl Franz rides it?
@@SpiceCh yep
@@SpiceCh and it's a shitty sun dragon
@@SpiceCh There is also only 12 Steam Tanks in total if I am not mistaken.
Lore accurate and expert delivery of facts well done Tarriff !
This also explains why Markus Wulfhart's expedicion is so profitable !
Wonder if the Lore of Money was invented by Gelt.
Stirlanders are most powerful creatures, because they can withstand the nastiness of hot beer
considering this is akin to an old timey zoo, we can be glad they didn't lock up an Cathayan as an "exotic human."
Thye did. Stirlander gave them all heart attacks
Lore of Money gives infinite leadership. What a beautiful translation of we pay them A LOT
Ah yes, the most powerful lore of magic, the Lore of Money. Infinite leadership. Infinite profit.
Halfway though the episode I thought, wait we going to have a Old world Geography that doesn't make fun of Stirland? How wrong I was
Well Deathclaw don''t like seeing his Father flying with other mounts.
Is it me, or 1:41 he said "even now, lords who are using Morbius"
Wait you forgot something important!, you forgot the death of Emperor Karl Franz's cousin, twice removed from his mother side. Lord Magnar Buckethead who had a tragic accident while visiting the zoo to see his favorite creature, the dragon.
Fun times.
I thought for certain that there would be norscan men inside trying to climb a wall they don't know about. Great vid as always! 👍
Fun fact: The imperial dragon spends a lot of it’s spare time just sleeping until Karl comes along and wakes them up
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Tarriff I have been following you from Italy for more than a year now. your videos have outdone themselves, you have a crazy quality and fantasy. usually I never comment, I just observe, but I wanted to tell you that you have talent and you are really good, not to mention the imagination you put into it. never give up. a hug 🍕
Threw up when the last beast appeared on my screen! the lore of money be mighty indeed!
Stirland: -casually drinks boiled beer- i dont see why they are afraid... -takes a bite out of fish head pie-
If dragons are hyper intelligent creatures wouldn't the Imperial dragon qualify for citizenship? They are basically keeping a very sapient being at a zoo!
Yeah, but the Dragon does not care at all. After the Old Ones moved the world closer to the sun, Dragons are constantly uncomfortably hot all the time and all they want to do is sleep all day. So when he wakes up he just gets food and goes back to sleep.
At this point I'm wondering why the stirlanders haven't made a pact with the Chaos Gods to get revenge for everything.
Oh, right. No one would ever want to make a pact with them.
“I love being at the zoo, lookin’ at all these filthy animals reminds me of when I’d look out me window in Reikdorf. Oh look, it’s the imperial dragon!!! I’m gonna pet it’s ‘orrible face!”
It's missing one creature in particular - the giant Rat-man. Invite them into Human-Man Capital, yes-yes?
I remember the zoo from TTS wonderful felt bad for the imperial dragon since it was upstaged by a grifon but I am happy you are showing Karl riding it also when is that poor chaos abomination going to be switched that stirland Er might eat it
im sure that chaos spawn tasted some stirland cuisine provided by the "Abomination of Stirland"
Omg the ending was horrifying, how will I ever sleep tonight.
love how the average citizen of Norsca is kept in the zoo too
nice vid👌
a common misconception my good fellow, norscans themselves aren't kept around the zoo to be shown off, they're there to feed the animals, particularly the kislivite ice bears, where they alone consume at least 300 norscans in a day, because of this, bretonnia enjoys a lucrative trade with the empire as they raid and plunder norsca for the locals, to then sell to the empire.
Wished we see Karl Franz use the Imperial Dragon in battle.
That Stirlander better not cook
The Imperial Zoo had a decline in visitors because they were used to seeing the beasts there and were bored of even seeing the Chimera. It wasn't until Marius Leitdorf donated a Jabberslythe to the facility that people started to flock to it. This caused the zoo to euthanize the Jabberslythe because anybody who came to look at it developed permeant insanity. Oddly enough Marius was said to be much more calm and reasonable after he had contact with the Jabberslythe.
I can only assume someone has big beef with Stirland AI since their first Total war Warhammer campaign.
I saw this Stirlander joke coming as it entered the far side of this galaxy, yet I still found it funny
"It's an early modern city Dorn!, they're not cavemen like Bretonnians are!"
You started hyping up the most terrible beast and I'm just sitting here
"It's going to be a Stirlander. It's going to be a Stirlander. Please do not be a Stirlander"
And fell unconscious on the ground out of my chair when it was a Stirlander.
Absolutely terrifying beast
Ooooo you getting great at these Tarriff
See all these Elector's mounts!
France:Fly my scaly friend!
Deaclaw:half-eagle, half-lion crying
Dragon:still better than with Imrik
Imrik:DRAGON, DRAGON, DRAGON
3:35 Guess there are civilized giants of Stirland
The dragon that Karl Franz rides is actually a Moon Dragon, not a Sun Dragon. The stats in the high elf codex says so.
I mean, Imperial Dragon had the exact same stats as any other Dragon basically. It was just the High Elves that had 3 different types - the bitch dragon, the normal dragon and the chad dragon.
I hope that stirlander doesn't have access to cooking utensils
You think Stirlanders use utensils?
Okay the lore of money joke got me. I tip my hat to you
Can we get an episode with all the stuff in museums? IE thunderbarges, constructs, and dioramas of monke (aka norscans)
“You think they actually plan it all out, or just make it up as they go along.”
-N’kai tge Wanderer to Qrok Kar on whenever a part the “Great Plan” fails (successfully).
Reiklanders suffer from main character syndrome
I love the idea that critikal is a new world colony leader
Not letting the visitor pet the animals is why Rakarth has a major world quest to raid the Altdorf zoo!
Well dammit now I want a Warhammer zoo creator
It needs to be in the game that when a faction sieges Altdorf, they need to fight off random monsters and creatures because the garrison opened the zoo cages.
I’m basically wondering why Stirland hasn’t been cleansed if they’re even worse than chaotic and vampiric corruption!
They are more useful as meat shields for the rest of the Empire.
stirlanderness around them pushes chaos and undead influence away naturally
Vamps tend to be the only ones that take stirland in my games. I imagine undead don't need to eat, so the horrors of stirland food don't even phase them. TBF, crypt ghouls literally eat corpses, so...
That would involve going to Stirland.
The imperial dragon remind me SFO mod in TWW series that it can be recruited whenever having imperial zoo in Altdorf for only a unit at the same time.
These old world geographic videos are glorious
Just so you know, griffons, hippogriffs, pegasus, manticores, pteranodons and even wyverns are all naturally potty trained not to take their dumps when flying over cities,....unless their affiliated with Choas, Dark Elves, Orc & Skaven, as for Dragons, well sentient creatures with manners,
I was expecting some Norsca as apes but this works too.
watch again
@@Tarriff I see, they sneaked into the kislev bears.
Must be all the hair.
@@molybdaen11 there's more
Truly a horrifying pokemon
It is bizarre why it's still not an actual landmark in Altdorf.
Well the cavalry building in t5 is the Imperial Zoo
@@tonyfranksland428 Didn't see anything like that in Altdorf.
@@CommanderBohn Because Cavalry building is a common building you can build every city lol, but the Zoo has to be Tier 5
It doesn't have special properties like land mark. Check the building browser and look at the name, you will see
The Shredder of Lustria.chained on a mini ship had me in tears
I was wondering when the jab to stirland would come.
Not disappointed.
Encountered a Stirlander in the wild one day, yes I did. Bastard tried to boil my beer. Shot him right between the eyes with my trusty mortar on a wagon from the Nuln school of Mortars on a Wagon. Thing was so stupid it didn't even know it was dead! It eventually wandered off into the woods, probably trying to find a cousin to marry or a fish head pie to eat.
I'm pretty sure they tried to loot Zlaaq, Zwupp and Grymloq as well but got caught due to those darn 'Perials for Ethical Treatment of Animals
That, and Mazdamundi, Tiq-Taq-to and Kroq-Gar showed up and beat them up.
The spawn is in there as a sort of penance.
1:00 Ahahahaha. I just thought that they stole that giant frog.
Muazdamunde was just too lazy to drop a comet on the empire and gor rok is too busy guarding kroak's sleeping chambers
I see why Chaos took so long to destroy the Old World, those Stirlanders are something else
Honestly I kind of feel bad for the dragon but I can understand why death claw was not happy
Can't wait CA's Zoo Tycoon : Old World Wonders expansion
Guys working for the Zoo: "Swiggity swooty, coming for your warbeasts' booty."
Any Lord with warbeast: *Surprised Slann face*
Great!
can't wait for some madlad to make a stirland mod and give them unique infantry that gives everyone around them a -10000 leadership
1:15 i want that as my guard dog, can you imagine playing catch?
That twist was amazing!!!
Imagine if we got an entire catalogue of these shows, Old World Geographic, Khemri TV, Lustria Telemundo, Naggaroth Talk Shows, Cathay News Network (CNN?) I'd watch it every day!
That Stirlander must have ate all the Norscans in the primate exhibit
I thought for a second there I thought they were talking about the hell bit abomination
I was hoping for screaming mannfred but the Stirlander is still good.
@Tarriff it seems there is another phishing bot
He still doesn’t have his dragon 🐉 lol 😝 poor guy
The real mistery is how these creatures are kept in the enclosures, when some one the can even fly.
The funny thing is that in the Actual Lore they have a Snotling exhibit.