blob of goofy bastards and a nutter priest, with a chainsword. this was glorious a couple of years ago in Guard armies. Not sure how it fairs in tenth.
It would not be good if one of his Ogryn buddies got the short shift of a Gellar field malfunction and started sprouting tentacles. Gotta be able to do your job.
Ogryn bodyguard that killed a Chaos Terminator, and Chaos Marines. The absolute heartache they used to describe the Commander he was assigned to, feeling so horrible in watching his loyal guard and friend die at the hands of a Chaos Marine after his struggle. And just going mad from grief before he followed suit. Don't recall the book I read the passage from.
Mongo: "I LUV YOO, COMSER!" Commissar: "*sniff* I love you too, Mongo. Now, shoot at those ugly spikey fellas there until I tell you to stop, ok?" Mongo: "YESSIR! FOR DAH EMPRAH!!"
Thanks fer dat. Always gettin' lost, cuz I see dem 'eretics an' dey make me so mad I gotta go squish 'em, an' den I forget where I wuz goin' before. You'z a good 'un, sarge!
Please they aren't feeding them for free. They are sent off to the meat grinder with everyone else that gets conscripted... or stuck working some terrible menial job.
@@notinspectorgadget new geo thermal port for the emperors hot tub, also to troll any invaders again like dorn did under ground when Horus and Peter turbo stopped by
Blessed by the emperor is the man that can swoon an adepta sororitas. He was just "checking her for heresy" and found everything in working order and WELL within tolerances.
Tbf I think the idea of sisters as so fanatical that they hate everyone outside of their order is inaccurate in universe, because the sisters are actually loved by both guardsmen and citizens alike almost universally thanks to their efforts to help the downtrodden (Remember a big part of the sisters activities is actually non combat related and the non combat orders like the sisters hospitaliers have an overwhelmingly positive relationship with the rest of the Imperium) Sisters of battle themselves are known to be massive morale boosters for troops of the Imperium, motivating guardsmen to go above and beyond what is usually required of them.
They definitely don't hate people for being insufficiently pious, so long as they're legitimately trying. They understand that regular people don't have the same training, etc and expect far less of them. I mean, so long as they're not being heretical, mutants, etc anyways. The vast majority of the books show them as basically treating people as their flock to inspire and protect, and often being genuinely fond of them, as well as respecting and honoring those who do their job and die for the Emperor. Yeah, there's lots of grimdark with the Sisters for sure, but the idea they hate everyone not of their order is absurd.
@@Wintersdark This also kind of expends to the ministorum as a whole. Yeah the ministorum is corrupt (just like most of the bureaucracy) but its also a genuine force of good for the average imperial citizen. Whereas the administratum tends to be cold and uncaring, it is in fact the religious institution that holds the majority of the charity programs in the Imperium. For every cardinal who abuses his powers purely for his own privileges there is a priest who is genuinely a true believer and who tends to his flock as best he can In Cadian Blood there is an exemple of a high ranked ministorum official who actually isn’t corrupt nor evil; and who really wants to help the refugees and the local population of the planet (altho in true grimdark fashion he gers betrayed and murdered at some point during the story)
He's not wrong, you tell one of these Ogryns to dig you better remember to check up on them, Hell last time I forgot we had to send down a guy in a jump pack just to find the bottom of the hole!
And then we had to rope him up, he was crying angry that we stopped him, punched Glassjaw right his... yeah, and they both fell down. And then , they... they died, you know.
@@thedevilsadvocate788 he's a bonehead, goofy bastard is lovable carried me right across a battlefield filled with orks, tau, and heretics, love em made him squad leader for it and even gave him 5 gold stars
"Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!"
Those are the two Commisars from those two stories, you know the ones about Ogg and the transport, and Elise from Ogryn Story. "Blessed is the mind too small to doubt."
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Because they are really impressionable. You can tell an ogryn the emperor loves them and that he is constantly watching them and they will believe it unflinchingly. Unfortunately some unsavory groups can tell them the same thing about chaos. So its always nice to keep extra commissars in their squads.
i miss grandpa, what a man. he told me to "be good, but not too good" i took myself a little to seriously as a kid. when he was old and infierm, id take him out for drives, whn i could he could not always remember my name, "oh hell, you know your name" yea grandpa, i do. i still remember the time when he gave me a pair of pliers to take the fidh hook out of his forhead...he was more worried about grandma than the fishook hahaha
People always talk about the outliers in imperial society. All the supposed *"Crimes against humanity"* and the horrors of the average citizens life. But no one ever talks about all the incredible good that performed on a daily basis by men like this. No, they take one look at his uniform and clutch their Pearl's. I see you commissar, I see you and the wonder you bring to the world, don't let the haters keep you down.
@@Drak976 Ciaphas Cain, no, Commissars are not lovable, most are horrible but some, like Cain or Yarrick or Gaunt are awe inspiring, you don't root for them because they are cute or something, you root for them because you respect them for what they do.
That really does sound exactly like what a commissar would say, you found a wonderful clip to tie to a piece of lore, and somehow it works way better then it should haha!
As someone who works with developmentally disabled children, this is at once horrifying, hilarious, and heartwarming. He's right though; those kids are the best thing that ever happened to me.
To be fair in the Imperium this is the best complement a Commisar is gonna say to an Ogryn, the Imperium isn't exactly big on its empathy not by a country mile.
@@forickgrimaldus8301 Aren't there a fair few cases of commissars being pretty nice to Ogryn because they have to be in certain cases to get them to do what needs to be done?
I love these, every channel is just perfect. I like this one the best because although 40k is grindark, it doesn’t mean we can’t shine a little light in the right places.
Seema like this commisar found a peace of humanity to fight for along with his bae.. Who will probably both die and be forgotten on some world being ravaged by chaos or some other eldritch horror.. I need a movie now lol
The Commissars who were mean to Ogryn probably learned pretty quickly why it's a bad idea to bully someone who can shove your head up your own ass if they got mad enough.
To be fair a Commisar saying this would make him one of the more Nicer ones, his statement about Ogryns is the most Politically correct statements you can get in the Imperium about abhumans.
"Ogryn! What is your one purpose in the armies of the Imperium?" *"To do whatever you tell me to, sir?"* "By the Emperor thats the most outstanding answer i have ever heard! You are a genuis! Give this man a medal"
Sister of Battle wasn't saying keeping them in cages or treating like pets was politically incorrect. She's saying that letting them live is politically incorrect. _[Author's note: Sisters of Battle are one of the most puritan factions in the Empire of Men and even consider Space Marines as mutants that should be purged. The only tolerate navigators for purely pragmatic reasons. Which is kinda ironic, because the sole object of their worship, the Emperor, is the best psyker the humanity ever had and SoBs would love to purge those too.]_
I really didn’t need more reasons to simp for the Sororitas, but here we are with Cameron Diaz being sweet and sexy in their battle armor. I’m gonna need to see that 10th edition codex ASAP GW.
“Oh, yeah, it’s cool for them, but for me, it’s much more than that: for me it’s Heaven, you know? Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I’ve got going in this crazy world…” - Commissar Matthias Dillion of the Cadian 8th to Sister Camerona Diazk of the Adeptus Sororitas before the Siege of Monglor, 998. M41
Commissar - "They are the perfect soldier. After they run out of ammo, they just start throwing rocks, trees, steel girders, anything they get their hands on and dont even get me started about their hand to hand combat...."
Ogryns aren’t the brightest bunch but they follow orders, they can shoot and reload with a passable level of proficiency and they love the Emperor. The Emperor would be hard pressed to find more loyal mortal soldiers than them.
Ogryn: *bonk the sistet* -DON'T POINT YOUR PEW PEW GUN ON MY COM'SAIR, WHITE HAIR!!!! *starts shaking her like a coconut tree* - BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD TIN CAN
That music is from Dawn of War, the mission in which you have to defend the ruins of a temple of The Emperor from being defiled by Chaos space marines. Deep cut, I like it.
Lol my only issue is that I'm pretty sure a Sister of Battle would rather put a bolter round through Mungos giant forhead before she worried about how he was being treated
Commissar Dillon. Everything he says is either a fatal error (i.e. grossly inappropriate conversation ender) or a miraculous save. There's no in between.
“Gav always loved having potato peeling contests with Bob. Gav always lost, but Gav did not care. He was peeling potato’s for the Emperor. Gav liked Bob, Bob was Gav’s friend.
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"Those goofy bastards are the best thing I got in this crazy world." Truly he has been blessed with some good big uns.
Same quality as the Mon-keigh
This is a line that could actually be from 40k in this context.
@@LukazChrom Yeah, that is the kind of quote i would like to see in the Astra Militarum Codex.
blob of goofy bastards and a nutter priest, with a chainsword. this was glorious a couple of years ago in Guard armies. Not sure how it fairs in tenth.
Heart warming to see a Commissar that REALLY cares. I mean come on, its not ALL grimdark.
its just mostly, like 99% grimdarkk
@@Kalorag I mean thats like a solid .99% of orks having a really really good time, and .1% of commissar and ogryn bonding.
It would not be good if one of his Ogryn buddies got the short shift of a Gellar field malfunction and started sprouting tentacles. Gotta be able to do your job.
bS. He was just after some Sororitas poooooontang.
Ogryn bodyguard that killed a Chaos Terminator, and Chaos Marines. The absolute heartache they used to describe the Commander he was assigned to, feeling so horrible in watching his loyal guard and friend die at the hands of a Chaos Marine after his struggle. And just going mad from grief before he followed suit. Don't recall the book I read the passage from.
Mongo: "I LUV YOO, COMSER!"
Commissar: "*sniff* I love you too, Mongo. Now, shoot at those ugly spikey fellas there until I tell you to stop, ok?"
Mongo: "YESSIR! FOR DAH EMPRAH!!"
Making the emperror proud son
FOR THE EMP-RAAAAAH
Blessed is the mind too small for doubt.
Protec da lil’uns -bullgryn mongos
that's assuming he hasn't already spent all his ammo because he likes the noise
Commissar: What are you going to do?
Ogryn: What'eva I'z told, saarge.
Commissar: That's the smartest answer I ever heard!
Ogrynz da smartest solderz in Emprium!
Commissar: You just made platoon leader, congratulations.
Commissar gives him another Medal aka. a Goldstar Sticker.
Made me think of Forrest Gump
@@sawyeratkinson reese in malcolm in the middle
How I feel as a vet in Darktide when I drop in with 3 Ogryn teammates and have to drop waypoints every 25 feet so they don't get lost
Thanks fer dat. Always gettin' lost, cuz I see dem 'eretics an' dey make me so mad I gotta go squish 'em, an' den I forget where I wuz goin' before. You'z a good 'un, sarge!
You can write? Are you a bone ead?
Bro, I swear to God I lose 50 iq when I play Ogryn
@janehrahan5116 Yup! Got meself a bone'ead implant! Works most of da time, 'cept when I'm mad...or hungry.
Gotta protect the lil ones
This was fucking beautiful. Really shines a light on all the good the imperium does.
I, uh.. I wouldn't go that far there, bud...
Truly a utopia for man
@@WoodImp In the Imperiom of Man even ogryn can have his chance...
to die for the Emperor...
which is better than live for himself in confinment.
Please they aren't feeding them for free. They are sent off to the meat grinder with everyone else that gets conscripted... or stuck working some terrible menial job.
@@hjelsethakInquisitor? This man right here.
That should be a 1CP stratagem: "Send in those goofy bastards"
What do you say when you want to send in the bullgryn or boneheads?
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus "Send in those aggressively or less goofy bastard."
@@Jeffko78 “protec da lil’uns”
“Reinforcements” 2 cp Astra Militarum stratagem. If those goofy bastards bite the bullet, you can bring ‘em back for round 2
'apid ungress
As long as you give them rations and a shovel to dig and eat with, they'll bore a hole down to the centre of Terra, those beautiful bastards.
Shovel also good for bonkin' them 'eretics propper on the 'ead.
Bonkin' any Skaven dead on the way downstairs
The Throne are you digging to the center of Terra for?
@@notinspectorgadget new geo thermal port for the emperors hot tub, also to troll any invaders again like dorn did under ground when Horus and Peter turbo stopped by
'ate xenos, 'ate 'eretics, love me shovel. Simple as
Blessed by the emperor is the man that can swoon an adepta sororitas. He was just "checking her for heresy" and found everything in working order and WELL within tolerances.
And thus the commisar and Sister Soritas checked each other for heresy well into the 42nd millenium
she keot on shouting her love for the god empoer, the entire time, truly pious
Schola Progenium alumni talking about where life lead them
Tight tolerances no doubt.
Gotta make sure they’re well lubricated to stay in tip top shape. Creaky joints and that.
A young Cameron Diaz being the 'nice friendly' Sister of Battle that can interact with others on a human level?? I can see her filling that role.
It really is spot on lmao
Tbf I think the idea of sisters as so fanatical that they hate everyone outside of their order is inaccurate in universe, because the sisters are actually loved by both guardsmen and citizens alike almost universally thanks to their efforts to help the downtrodden (Remember a big part of the sisters activities is actually non combat related and the non combat orders like the sisters hospitaliers have an overwhelmingly positive relationship with the rest of the Imperium)
Sisters of battle themselves are known to be massive morale boosters for troops of the Imperium, motivating guardsmen to go above and beyond what is usually required of them.
@@KalashVodka175 until they start burning and casting summary judgement
They definitely don't hate people for being insufficiently pious, so long as they're legitimately trying. They understand that regular people don't have the same training, etc and expect far less of them.
I mean, so long as they're not being heretical, mutants, etc anyways. The vast majority of the books show them as basically treating people as their flock to inspire and protect, and often being genuinely fond of them, as well as respecting and honoring those who do their job and die for the Emperor.
Yeah, there's lots of grimdark with the Sisters for sure, but the idea they hate everyone not of their order is absurd.
@@Wintersdark
This also kind of expends to the ministorum as a whole.
Yeah the ministorum is corrupt (just like most of the bureaucracy) but its also a genuine force of good for the average imperial citizen.
Whereas the administratum tends to be cold and uncaring, it is in fact the religious institution that holds the majority of the charity programs in the Imperium.
For every cardinal who abuses his powers purely for his own privileges there is a priest who is genuinely a true believer and who tends to his flock as best he can
In Cadian Blood there is an exemple of a high ranked ministorum official who actually isn’t corrupt nor evil; and who really wants to help the refugees and the local population of the planet (altho in true grimdark fashion he gers betrayed and murdered at some point during the story)
He's not wrong, you tell one of these Ogryns to dig you better remember to check up on them, Hell last time I forgot we had to send down a guy in a jump pack just to find the bottom of the hole!
And then we had to rope him up, he was crying angry that we stopped him, punched Glassjaw right his... yeah, and they both fell down. And then , they... they died, you know.
@@thedevilsadvocate788the fuck? Mine didn't do that, he just accepted it because he didn't like the dark
@@theenderdestruction2362 yours was smarter than mine.
@@thedevilsadvocate788 he's a bonehead, goofy bastard is lovable carried me right across a battlefield filled with orks, tau, and heretics, love em made him squad leader for it and even gave him 5 gold stars
"Da Sergeant Major asked me what my job was an' I said it was to, uh, do what I was told. He said I was a genius and gave me another medal. I likes da Imperial Guard!"
Hey big one - are you dumb?
No, I am an Ogryn
So ... you are stupid?
Stupid is as stupid does.
Apparently power armor has enough room that you can reach through it and scratch your neck. Truly, the future of creature comforts
I think adepta sorititas are just very erm... flexible.
She's got a sister novitiate in there to do the scratching, just one of the perks of taking on a ward.
It was one of the earliest documented complaints about power armor, documented in Juan Rico's memoirs, so it's good to see its been addressed
@@AGlorifiedEMT Early Astronauts had the same problem. Couldn't scratch their nose.
My favorite part of this movie was when the inquisitor found out the tech priest was actually just a lowly pizza delivery guy.
Based comment.
It's a Spider Man reference??
@@garrusvakarian678 It's from the plot of the movie this scene was taken from.
@@urbypilot2136 What movie? I know I've seen it before but I can't remember it.
@@flithbrin There's Something About Mary.
Man this shit is pure gold. You have a great imagination. "There's plenty of room for him, to uh.. dig". Fucking love Matt Dillon.
Those are the two Commisars from those two stories, you know the ones about Ogg and the transport, and Elise from Ogryn Story.
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Man's successfully talked himself into, then out, then back into her panties all in like two sentences
excuse me kind fellow but would yu kindly provide the link of the song that plays in the background during this lovely video?
Ain't loughed like this in a minute. What movie are the faces and lines from?
Blessed is the mind to small to doubt.
I remember Ogryns love the Emperor like little children love their parents. But I don't remember why
Because they are really impressionable. You can tell an ogryn the emperor loves them and that he is constantly watching them and they will believe it unflinchingly. Unfortunately some unsavory groups can tell them the same thing about chaos. So its always nice to keep extra commissars in their squads.
i think grandparents would be more accurate,
i miss grandpa, what a man. he told me to "be good, but not too good" i took myself a little to seriously as a kid. when he was old and infierm, id take him out for drives, whn i could he could not always remember my name, "oh hell, you know your name" yea grandpa, i do.
i still remember the time when he gave me a pair of pliers to take the fidh hook out of his forhead...he was more worried about grandma than the fishook hahaha
@@hibbidyjibbidyy Iam glad you got the time you did with him while you could
@@ryanwilliams1207 Actually, no.
Usually some chaos guys tell them (ogryns) that THEY are fighting for Emprah.
People always talk about the outliers in imperial society.
All the supposed *"Crimes against humanity"* and the horrors of the average citizens life.
But no one ever talks about all the incredible good that performed on a daily basis by men like this.
No, they take one look at his uniform and clutch their Pearl's.
I see you commissar, I see you and the wonder you bring to the world, don't let the haters keep you down.
#thinredline
Somehow Commisars are loveable. I forget whatever one where he just wants to slack off but battles keep happening.
@@Drak976 Ciaphas Cain, no, Commissars are not lovable, most are horrible but some, like Cain or Yarrick or Gaunt are awe inspiring, you don't root for them because they are cute or something, you root for them because you respect them for what they do.
I don't wanna ruin the joke but I just gotta, this commissar is the outlier of imperial society, not the norm :[
The compassion the commissar has for those ogryns is touching. That sororitas seems mean though 😋
Always trying to read between the lines looking for heresy.
That really does sound exactly like what a commissar would say, you found a wonderful clip to tie to a piece of lore, and somehow it works way better then it should haha!
How Commissars deal with their PTSD.
Unexpectedly wholesome, but grimdark also :)
Any Commisar who sees and values the potential in his/her Ogryn Unit is a Commissar worth his weight to the Emperor
0:07 I love the implication that WH40k armors are so bulky that a normal human could just put their arm through the neck piece.
By the Emperor, even in power armour 90s Cameron Diaz is still... 90s Cameron Diaz. I need to go meditate.
As someone who works with developmentally disabled children, this is at once horrifying, hilarious, and heartwarming.
He's right though; those kids are the best thing that ever happened to me.
I hope do you don't call them by "goofy bastards" huahuahua
@@garrusvakarian678 Why not? In this context it could be a term of endearment, people who love each other can rib each other safely.
To be fair in the Imperium this is the best complement a Commisar is gonna say to an Ogryn, the Imperium isn't exactly big on its empathy not by a country mile.
@@forickgrimaldus8301 Aren't there a fair few cases of commissars being pretty nice to Ogryn because they have to be in certain cases to get them to do what needs to be done?
@@flithbrin yes
The emperor truly protects even if it's giving his Ogryns a sturdy cage.
Song name?
EDIT: Found it. You can find it on UA-cam by typing "Warhammer 40k - Dawn of War Chant (Remake)". Fantastic track.
The music makes this all the more blessed heartwarming. Also the comments, I love this.
Ogryns are one of the few shining lights of joy in this grim depressing setting. love me big chonky boys.
This is genius. I wish some day to see movie in 40k universe with same level of touching
This is the most wholesome moment since the heresy.
Diaz is confirmed sister of battle
I love these, every channel is just perfect.
I like this one the best because although 40k is grindark, it doesn’t mean we can’t shine a little light in the right places.
Seema like this commisar found a peace of humanity to fight for along with his bae.. Who will probably both die and be forgotten on some world being ravaged by chaos or some other eldritch horror.. I need a movie now lol
Commissar Mullen and his Special Forces
My gay best friend Commisar Mullen and his best Ogryn Stav-rog
The Big Hat Man is always the nicest to Ogryns, they're the only guardsmen that can't ever think of putting a laz in their back
The Commissars who were mean to Ogryn probably learned pretty quickly why it's a bad idea to bully someone who can shove your head up your own ass if they got mad enough.
The sheer RIZZ of this brother
The Sister scratching her neck through the collar's opening made me laugh more than I'm proud to admit.
The way she reached into her armor to scratch her neck 😂
To be fair a Commisar saying this would make him one of the more Nicer ones, his statement about Ogryns is the most Politically correct statements you can get in the Imperium about abhumans.
Luv the emps
Luv the imperium
Luv the guard
Luv the ogryns
Simple as
'Ate Tau
'Ate Chaos
'Ate Necrons
Ain't racist just don't like 'em
"Ogryn! What is your one purpose in the armies of the Imperium?"
*"To do whatever you tell me to, sir?"*
"By the Emperor thats the most outstanding answer i have ever heard! You are a genuis! Give this man a medal"
i lost my shit at "those goofy bastards"
All the Ogryns want is to be of use. Ogryns only want to help.
“Mongo only pawn in game of life”
This sister broke her silence to discuss their shared love of ogryns
Most wholesome 40k footage
I'm regarding these series of videos as canon behind-the-scenes material when the WH40K universe characters aren't occupied with killing each other
Basically, if your sentence begins by : " For the Emperor... " , you can ask absolutely what you want from an Ogryn?
He was making that up to impress Sister Diaz...
Her neck scratch near the start just killed me, ahhahaha. Nice work :)
The end hits so hard. made me lol thinking about the emotion but picturing an Ogryn tearing apart enemies on the battlefield.
The moment the dawn of war ost kicks in I laughed very hard.
Sister of Battle wasn't saying keeping them in cages or treating like pets was politically incorrect. She's saying that letting them live is politically incorrect.
_[Author's note: Sisters of Battle are one of the most puritan factions in the Empire of Men and even consider Space Marines as mutants that should be purged. The only tolerate navigators for purely pragmatic reasons. Which is kinda ironic, because the sole object of their worship, the Emperor, is the best psyker the humanity ever had and SoBs would love to purge those too.]_
I wonder if the emperor would enjoy being around those lovable goofballs
I want to see more Schola Progenium class reunions please.
I really didn’t need more reasons to simp for the Sororitas, but here we are with Cameron Diaz being sweet and sexy in their battle armor.
I’m gonna need to see that 10th edition codex ASAP GW.
“Oh, yeah, it’s cool for them, but for me, it’s much more than that: for me it’s Heaven, you know? Those goofy bastards are just about the best thing I’ve got going in this crazy world…”
- Commissar Matthias Dillion of the Cadian 8th to Sister Camerona Diazk of the Adeptus Sororitas before the Siege of Monglor, 998. M41
I was waiting for the Ogryn to go "FRANK AND BEANS! FRANK AND BEANS!"
He gave me Chiapas Cain vibes😮
When the Inquisitor removes the burst limiter from your gun and sends you down to the surface with 3 other ogryns😁
Commissar - "They are the perfect soldier. After they run out of ammo, they just start throwing rocks, trees, steel girders, anything they get their hands on and dont even get me started about their hand to hand combat...."
Is this test footage from an upcoming Caiphas Cain movie?
Hahaha, Cain, just bragging to Amberley about working with the "special ogryns" to get brownie points seems far too lore friendly 😂😂
I snorted probably too hard at this, because that is pretty much my job. I work in SPED.
Ogryns aren’t the brightest bunch but they follow orders, they can shoot and reload with a passable level of proficiency and they love the Emperor. The Emperor would be hard pressed to find more loyal mortal soldiers than them.
I love your content! Keep it up!!
The Dawn of War chant is the cherry on top
"Blessed is the mind too small for doubt."
An inspiration to us all.
Commisar: "I work with abhumans."
Sister: *cocks bolt pistol * isn't that a little...HERETICAL?"
Ogryn: *bonk the sistet*
-DON'T POINT YOUR PEW PEW GUN ON MY COM'SAIR, WHITE HAIR!!!!
*starts shaking her like a coconut tree*
- BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD BAD TIN CAN
AY BOSS!!! I killed da big spikey Angel, so I get da meduw yet?
That music is from Dawn of War, the mission in which you have to defend the ruins of a temple of The Emperor from being defiled by Chaos space marines. Deep cut, I like it.
Lol my only issue is that I'm pretty sure a Sister of Battle would rather put a bolter round through Mungos giant forhead before she worried about how he was being treated
I want all Adepta Sororita to wear a cute hairpin
The idea of someone in the imperium of man saying "politically incorrect"
They just call it Heresy
Commissar Dillon. Everything he says is either a fatal error (i.e. grossly inappropriate conversation ender) or a miraculous save. There's no in between.
I keep coming back to this one. So good.
So clearly Woogie is a servant of Nurgle. He's covered in rashes and spreads the word of " everyday's better than the next" .
What a lovely story, truly inspiring, no Heretics is sight
"HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY LASGUN?"
It's hard not to love ogryn
The meme is nice but I do love the DoW music in the background
My favorites track
cameron diaz fits any universe god dame
Yep. That's Caiphas Cain.
This is basically just me describing babysitting for my sister.
That's the kindest god damn commissar in all of 40k lol
Dude this edits just keep getting better and better XDDD
hot damn, cameron diaz as a SoB would be sick
He's an underrated actor
the fact that no one in that movie ever comes out and states the obvious that Mary is kind of a moron is wild.
"sniff" made this old mongo tear up
“Gav always loved having potato peeling contests with Bob. Gav always lost, but Gav did not care. He was peeling potato’s for the Emperor. Gav liked Bob, Bob was Gav’s friend.
THEY KILLED BOB
We need "green mile" ogryn treatment asap
'Ate Chaos
'Ate Heretics
'Ate Xenos
Luv me mum
Luv me Commisar
Luv me Emprah
Simple as.
This fits far too well, I love it!
Glad someone else loves the ogry. Those goofy bastards the best.
The future is only as dark as you make it. Blessed be the mind too simple for doubt
Moving. Hit me right in the feels