"In this house, everyone carries his own weight." Long awkward silence. "Too easy." You know this show was great when they make fat jokes for six seasons, and they're still funny. R.I.P. James Avery.
@@soysamir100 yep he's ok with making fat jokes at someone for six years but 1 joke about his bald wife and it's time to throw hands lol. I know it was a long time ago and I guess he feels he was just defending his wife but still it seems like he can dish out jokes but can't take them.
Especially because Uncle Phil looks like such a classy, dignified gentleman. Even holding him and a professional wrestler in the same thought is hard to do without cracking up.
One of my favorites: Uncle Phil: What is wrong with you people? I weighed the same weight as I did in high school! Will: Yeah, if you add up all four years
One of my favorites is when Uncle Phil is describing Judge Roberts. Phil: I never would have made it through law school without him. Will: What he do, have the halls widened?
Sudhir Jain He once played the voice of the late great Junkyard Dog on Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling for CBS Saturday Mornings During the 85/86 Season long before he was the Shredder and Uncle Phil
“Man is starving when do we eat here?” “We eat here later, you eat here never” “Looks like you eat here often”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 look how Uncle Phil was smiling as he lifted Jas up from the couch lol
lool, so funny. "I am going to go into the kitchen to get a snack and when I come back, you'd better be gone." "Well I guess I've got plenty of time then". ^ That was my favourite part :P
My favorite episode was when they were in an elevator and Will says "you the man Uncle Phil, you the man" and then the elevator stops breaks down and Will says "you the big man that broke the elevator" lol
My personal favourite (it's not shown here) was after Uncle Phil's heart attack and when he was discharged from the hospital he came home, entered through the kitchen door and said "I missed this house.", to which Will responded "I think what you really missed was this kitchen.".
I was hoping to hear (I forgot): "The doctor said Phil might have Dunlap syndrome Ashley: "Dunlap syndrome? Whats that?" Will: "It means his belly dunlapped over his belt!" LOL
It's the funny thing about the Fresh Prince, the jokes are kind of obvious but the way they're told just makes them a load more funnier, I need to find out if the writers ever did any more work after the Fresh Prince because those guys are brilliant!
Phil: Pretty soon Carlton you will soon find place in my seat. Will: Hey Carlton, if you have trouble finding his seat, just look for the one with all the LEGS BENT OUT.
Uncle Phil....Man i thought i never see this house again Will: Nah u thought u wasnt gon see this kitchen again huh!!! Im sorry it was a leftover fat joke
1:05 a classic bit that makes me lol 1:54 wen uncle phil swims iz funny and the fun carries on all the way 2 the end.. thnx 4 da upload sum sensational stuff...
We eat here later, you eat here never.... Looks like you eat here often lmao!! Its hilarious how they always throw jazz lol R. I. P uncle Phil
Dashie Dahomie same
AAHHH
@@dashiedahomie8437 😅🤦🏾♂️
I love how they always used the exact same clip instead of reshooting it (that's why jazz always has the same shirt on when he's thrown out)
🤣🤣🤣
"In this house, everyone carries his own weight."
Long awkward silence.
"Too easy."
You know this show was great when they make fat jokes for six seasons, and they're still funny.
R.I.P. James Avery.
Hope to see jada in GI JANE...no pls mr. Smith, dont slap me, sorry u.u
@@soysamir100 sounds like you want to get slapped. This isn’t pleasure island.
@@soysamir100 yep he's ok with making fat jokes at someone for six years but 1 joke about his bald wife and it's time to throw hands lol. I know it was a long time ago and I guess he feels he was just defending his wife but still it seems like he can dish out jokes but can't take them.
@@lamontyaboy718the jokes were in a show which is fake some of us know jada controlling asf..
But the jokes towards Carlton because of his height were simply rude
Jeffrey Fetch me my tools. You mean your knife and fork Sir! that was the best fat joke of fresh prince
"That man's on thin Ice."
"I'll alert the fish."
Rrun, Jeffrey, fetch Jeffrey....
The best!
Same!! I will never forget that joke too damn funny!
It’s Geoffrey stupid people
My favorite one was "EAARRTHHHQUAAAKKEEE!!!!"
Recluse10 mine to
...is the name of a dance and you just did it. *runs while Phil chases*
The one with Phil trying to catch a cricket was funny too. Ngl
when Jazz dies there's just gonna be a dozen clips of that nigga flying out the front door.
They'll dig a 6foot hole, and have stock footage of his corpse being ejected from his casket into the ground.
And that one where he suddenly developed the strength of 1000 men and threw Uncle Phil out the front door.
The professional wrestler one never gets old. Hahaha
Lol
Add some muscle and James Avery could have the physique of Mark Henry
could be an injoke about Jim playing a wrestler in a cartoon one time in the 80s.
Hope to see jada in GI JANE...no pls mr. Smith, dont slap me, sorry u.u
Especially because Uncle Phil looks like such a classy, dignified gentleman. Even holding him and a professional wrestler in the same thought is hard to do without cracking up.
One of my favorites:
Uncle Phil: What is wrong with you people? I weighed the same weight as I did in high school!
Will: Yeah, if you add up all four years
“The lanes of New York go through me!”
“What that be like a six lane highway?”
This was my favourite for sure
Hope to see jada in GI JANE...no pls mr. Smith, dont slap me, sorry u.u
"Too easy" had me dead lmaoo
One of my favorites is when Uncle Phil is describing Judge Roberts.
Phil: I never would have made it through law school without him.
Will: What he do, have the halls widened?
Uncle Phil a professional wrestler 😂😂
Sudhir Jain i would love to see that.
Sudhir Jain He once played the voice of the late great Junkyard Dog on Hulk Hogan's Rock N Wrestling for CBS Saturday Mornings During the 85/86 Season long before he was the Shredder and Uncle Phil
Sid Jain LOLING RN😂😂😂
Sudhir Jain These are professional wrestlers ua-cam.com/video/8NMZ6TUZQvE/v-deo.html
"Apologies I was misquoted"
Nowadays many people are too sensitive and easily offended so they'd never be allowed to air these jokes!
oooh19 Um, they still make these jokes today
Thunder Goku the original poster is an idiot lmfao
Ikr it’s annoying
It was funny back then, now it’s just plain mean
@@mannyoommen2768 because now people are too sensitive. thank God i was born in the early 80's so i was able to enjoy life before the 2010's arrived
“Man is starving when do we eat here?”
“We eat here later, you eat here never”
“Looks like you eat here often”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 look how Uncle Phil was smiling as he lifted Jas up from the couch lol
TT 4 he enjoys it
*Jazz
Hope to see jada in GI JANE...no pls mr. Smith, dont slap me, sorry u.u
@@soysamir100 who’s the blonde chick 0:18?
"I'm going to be on you like a shadow"
"Uh Uncle Phil? Wouldn't you be an eclipse rather than a shadow?'
"Well Jazz, I'm gonna go into the kitchen for a snack. When I come back, I want you gone."
"Guess I got plenty of time then."
You forgot the moment when jazz said “my tubby judicial brother!”
"we eat here later, you eat here never"
......"looks like you eat here often !"
LMAOOOO i love this show
lool, so funny.
"I am going to go into the kitchen to get a snack and when I come back, you'd better be gone."
"Well I guess I've got plenty of time then".
^ That was my favourite part :P
Hope to see jada in GI JANE...no pls mr. Smith, dont slap me, sorry u.u
This was one of the best tv shows of my childhood and always made me want to have an Uncle Phil of my own, RIP James Avery, you'll be forever missed x
Fresher than will Smith and uncle phil too! RIP Uncle phil..
looks like you eat here often. AAAHHH!!
Too easy
My favorite episode was when they were in an elevator and Will says "you the man Uncle Phil, you the man" and then the elevator stops breaks down and Will says "you the big man that broke the elevator" lol
I also like that episode when Will tells Jazz Uncle Phil must've had that reoccurring nightmare where he misses a meal.
R.I.P. James Avery
(Satan climbs a ladder made of razor blades to get a good look at heaven for a few seconds every once in awhile)
God:James!
The Uncle Phil jokes are classics and always funny lol
Jefferey: Your uncle has done something that I have never seem him do in 30 years I've been here
Will: What?? A SIT UP??!!
My personal favourite (it's not shown here) was after Uncle Phil's heart attack and when he was discharged from the hospital he came home, entered through the kitchen door and said "I missed this house.", to which Will responded "I think what you really missed was this kitchen.".
"We eat here later, you eat here never."
"Looks like you eat here often!"
It should have been "Looks like you eat here ALWAYS!" 🤣🤣🤣
0:49 is that Don Cheadle?
War Machine hung out with Deadshot & Shredder. Small world ain't it
2013venjix I just got that lol
@Kam Mike it is?
Steve Vigilante it’s don cheadle
nah is war machine, yes it’s Don Cheadle!
I was hoping to hear
(I forgot): "The doctor said Phil might have Dunlap syndrome
Ashley: "Dunlap syndrome? Whats that?"
Will: "It means his belly dunlapped over his belt!"
LOL
I love the one where Uncle Phil is dancing by the baby carriage, when Will comes down yelling "EARTHQUAKE!!!!" Lol.
my fav one.
Uncle phil: in this house everyone carries their own weight.
Guy: too easy lool
That’s is friend from philly ice tray
Will: "Hey hey hey!! I smell something greasy".
Uncle Phil: "Too easy".
Phil: "I weighed the same in high school" Will: Yeah if you add up all four years lol
@@christophernicholson20 Dr. Hoover: Impressive. You must've been quite an athlete in your "thinner" days
"You the man, Uncle Phil! You the man!"
(Elevator suddenly stops)
"You the BIG man that broke the elevator."
Phil:" So jaz I'm off to the kitchen to get a snack and when I come back, Want you gone!!"
Jazz: "that give me a few hours to kill!"
0:25 Hillary's hair 😍😍
It's the funny thing about the Fresh Prince, the jokes are kind of obvious but the way they're told just makes them a load more funnier, I need to find out if the writers ever did any more work after the Fresh Prince because those guys are brilliant!
The actors are or were - RIP James- comedic geniuses!
How could you forget “If that’s a groove, the Grand Canyon’s a ditch”.
1:44 "ouch run for cover dad!" "where's he gonna hide?" LOL
Uncle Shredder made turtle soup for 36 people
Jazz getting thrown out was always my favourite part 😂
Should include the Kool aid one too
And will makes fun of baldness. Kind of ironic since Chris Rock slap incident
"That's not Nell Carter that's my father" lmao
I always loved the scene where Jazz gets literally thrown out of the mansion. Thanks for posting!
"we eat here later, you eat here never"
"looks like you eat here often"
LOLOLOLOL!! CLASSIC!!
Phil: Pretty soon Carlton you will soon find place in my seat.
Will: Hey Carlton, if you have trouble finding his seat, just look for the one with all the LEGS BENT OUT.
Great job James Avery uncle Phil👍😊😊
Uh oh everyone out of the pool lol
"well jazz ima go into the kitchen for a snack, when i come back i want you gone"
looks like i've got plenty of time
rofl
I'm surprised that one didn't get Jazz tossed.
"Jazz tells me you're a professional wrestler" LMAO
Uncle Phil....Man i thought i never see this house again
Will: Nah u thought u wasnt gon see this kitchen again huh!!! Im sorry it was a leftover fat joke
Even though I don’t like people who make fat jokes about other people, this was really funny
This is now considered " fat shaming " in 2022. How much life has changed lol
Dammit. They didn't put my favorite one in.
"Will...I will be on you like a shadow."
"A shadow? You're more like an eclipse ain'tcha?"
Rofl..... Where he Gone Hide At.
I Was Cryin Laughin.
1:12 while poking his belly *completely owned*
Geoffrey's fat jokes about Phil were the funniest.
"All of this is My Uncle Phil" I love that part.
In this house, everyone carries his own weight. War Machine: Too easy. Lmao
Cartoon War Machine meets Movie War Machine
when you hear the sprinklers, you know what's coming!
either phill is INSANELY strong, or jazz is weaker then a twig
Lmao jazz tells me your professional wrestler
LOL I love it when phil throws jazz outta the house. its a classic.
I saw all those episodes the 1st time they aired and multiple times in re-runs...still funny as hell!!!
When the lady said he was a professional wrestler and it panned the camera on him looking like Zangief off street fighter, I died 😂 😂😂
still the best sitcom on tv
I love how Will says all of this is my Uncle Phil like he's a little kid!!!
“And Mr. Banks, Jazz tells me you’re a professional wrestler.”
I've seen this show too many times!!! I actually remembered all the jokes!!!
Aunt Viv's sisters really didn't respect their brother in law. Always mocking him in his house and why did he always kick Jazz out?
Guess I got plennya time then
i still watch all the old reruns of fresh prince mainly for uncle phil's rage scenes,still classic today
ALL OF THIS IS MY UNLCE PHIL!!!!!
Lol Jazz should have said uncle phil was a sumo wresler
0:34 LOL WILL ''ALL OF THIS IS MY UNCLE PHILL!!!'' xD
Happy 76th Birthday James Avery & Rest In Heaven. 💯
"We eat here later. You eat here never."
"Looks like you eat here often!"
*few seconds later* "AAAAH!"
And Mr Banks Jazz tells me you're a professional wrestler. LOL
1:05
a classic bit that makes me lol
1:54 wen uncle phil swims iz funny and the fun carries on all the way 2 the end..
thnx 4 da upload sum sensational stuff...
"im going to the kitchen for a snack. when i come back i want u gone."
"looks like i got plenty of time"
"my apologies, i was misquoted" LOL!!!! i love jazz
Phillip. Geoffrey can you fetch me my tools? Geoffrey. You mean your fork and knife, sir lol. That's my favorite one too
I just looked up Nell Carter and laughed about 26 years too late! 🤣🤣🤣
*large circle arms* "All this is my uncle, Phil."
XD
the last one was too funny!!!
All of this is my uncle phil (arms swinging) hahahahaha hilarious!!
Phill: We eat here later, YOU eat here never
Jazz: Looks like someone eats here often
XD
Jazz: Man im starvin, when do we eat here
Phil: We eat here later you eat here never
Jazz: You eat here often.
"and mr.banks jazz tells me your a professional wrestler"
lol especialy at those laughs at the backgrounds.
"im goin 2 the kitchen 4 a snack...and wen i get back i want u gone!"
....
"i guess i got plenty of time" lmao
"My apologies, I was...miss-quoted." LOL Jazz is hilarious.
Phil - "Well Jazz I'm going into the kitchen for a snack and when I get back - I want you gone."
Jazz - "Guess I got plenty of time then"
lmao
"we eat here later, you eat here never" ... LOOKS LIKE U EAT HERE OFTEN . LOLL
"And Mr. Banks Jazz tells me your a professional wrestler" ...lmao
All of this is my Uncle Phil
"Too easy
Guess i got plenty of time
Looks like you eat here often
LMAO
"We eat here later, you eat here never....looks like you eat here often"
"Alla this is my uncle Phil." LOLOL!
" I'm go to the kitchen for a snack when i come back i want you gone"
"Well i guess i got plenty of time"
lmao XD
"and all of this is my uncle phil"
BEST PART
I like the one from a different season where uncle phil is dancing with maracas and will runs down and says "EARTHQUAKE!!!!!"
I would love to know how many times Jazz was thrown out of the house!!! lol