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  • Опубліковано 8 вер 2023
  • #gautamgambhir #bharatvsindia #TVNewsance
    This week, Abhinandan takes stock of the Indian TV news’ obsession with Pakistan. No matter the issue at hand, our TV news anchors are chronically racing to tell us what’s worse in our neighbouring country.
    Speaking of Pakistan, BJP MP Gautam Gambhir made news this week for making an obscene gesture towards spectators, reportedly chanting Virat Kohli’s name, after the India-Pakistan Asia Cup match in Sri Lanka.
    Gambhir was on the ground as a commentator. But not too long ago, in an interview with Amish Devgan, our beloved ‘Gullu’, the BJP leader had said that India should not play against Pakistan. Abhinandan suggested an innovative cure for all of Gambhir’s hate and sadness.
    We also looked at Network 18’s exemplary coverage of issues, which has made it “No. 1” in viewership. The latest masterstroke of our dear leader, which takes him one step closer to achieving Akhand Bharat, also did not go unnoticed.
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  • @newslaundry
    @newslaundry  9 місяців тому +15

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    • @nadiralbab8948
      @nadiralbab8948 9 місяців тому

      Please put all fact check links over the pin comments of yours . It will be easy to paste it where fake news is going viral.

    • @shakebraza196
      @shakebraza196 9 місяців тому

      Adultery is not freedom. Colleges are for development of skills , if it's illegal to marry a boy under 21 and any girl under 18 , why is adultery allowed . Lying for political gain isNot something else. This adultery is also corruption. Parents and government sponsor students to study, and some students do everything while being in school or University except studying. Is it not corruption to decriminalise adultery , homosexuality once they were criminal acts now they are not. Why not adultery causes mistrust in society and families. Families are basic functional unit of a healthy society. West is in decline because of such laws . People are changing laws like clothes that shows how undisciplined they are. It's hypocrisy of public to demand a sincere leader which they are hypocrites themselves. Media is hypocrite , so is every politician so are most citizens.
      Hypocrisy of the people by the people for the people against the people.

    • @yasmeentabassum6371
      @yasmeentabassum6371 8 місяців тому

      Abhinandan bro ur show was hilariously powerful enough to make me one of ur subscribers😂 Mere kharch par azaad hain khabaren

    • @amitkumarpande7618
      @amitkumarpande7618 8 місяців тому

      Abhinandan 🙏🏻 please tell ravishji & vinay shukla that some people have posted their movie on UA-cam, tell them to take action. Thousands of views all their hard work is wasted 😔 aur tumhara offer to watch movie exclusive for subscribers is also goes in vain now👍🏻

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 8 місяців тому

      BRITDocs® must be taking notes, Mr ​"@@amitkumarpande7618": Otherwise, you could help.

  • @firstkaransingh
    @firstkaransingh 9 місяців тому +63

    I like sekhri as a newsance anchor. Once in a week we can have sekhri as an anchor

  • @Rainbow..7
    @Rainbow..7 9 місяців тому +262

    Why Gambhir sounds like the most frustrated person on this planet..😂😂

    • @Umeed714
      @Umeed714 9 місяців тому

      Neta ban Jane k baad sab aise hi ho jate h. Khaskar BJP wale neta.
      Ek no. Ka harami hai ye Gautam Gambhir .

    • @VishnuManoharan699
      @VishnuManoharan699 9 місяців тому +21

      Because he is

    • @adma7298
      @adma7298 9 місяців тому +2

      Ghambir 2024

    • @sammyj29
      @sammyj29 9 місяців тому +22

      He looks more constipated 😂

    • @shashanksrivastava190
      @shashanksrivastava190 9 місяців тому +23

      Simply don’t understand how a sitting MP is even allowed to commentate, play legends league and coach. He’s doing cricket 365 days a year, when does he do his parliamentary duties?

  • @TheGreatOne428
    @TheGreatOne428 9 місяців тому +126

    There is no one better at roasting than Newslaundry. Love your work . Proud subscriber.

    • @HaHaHarmony_
      @HaHaHarmony_ 9 місяців тому +2

      And running on roads and counting and collecting modi posters. Your definition of true journalism is weird.

    • @jen4ra-vs5og
      @jen4ra-vs5og 7 місяців тому

      ​@@HaHaHarmony_yes it's very weird fuc newslaundry bloody urban naxal 😤 sale they're getting their limelight because of godi media that credit also belongs to modi

  • @ShivshankarKumar-jp5ps
    @ShivshankarKumar-jp5ps 9 місяців тому +94

    Guys It is reuploaded coz Gullu was offended previously 😂

    • @user-tw2nc3fv7z
      @user-tw2nc3fv7z 9 місяців тому +1

      Ohh no

    • @isaakhan4093
      @isaakhan4093 9 місяців тому +2

      How did you know ? Like any post he made

    • @ikustaa
      @ikustaa 9 місяців тому +3

      Yeah😭, duno ab what gullu did, but the video was taken down, I was searching for it

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 8 місяців тому +1

      _Maryādā Purushottam_ got which of his sentiments hurt?
      Speechless.
      From the one-after-another fire-bombs of satire to the next, kudos for tackling the malignant hypocrites like "GGJi"[ & by extension, his BFF Sehwāg] and the affliction the likes of him are addled with - even as they keep getting filthy powerful and rich.( Especially loved innumerable miming you and others did*, including that sound-effect with his profane gesture upto the point of literally dissecting its very etymology..) {In HInglish }“That's the only booty-call in your stars”{ /In HInglish}, bullseye - Dr Sadī Booty™!
      Nice to see Mr Karārē Chanē, RSS™ - is *FINALLY making a comeback after..* Wait! When did he go off our screens, precisely?
      *Lo-lo-loved the very very Special Anglophone Appearances your field-correspondents made throughout this episode, "Go to {the country with higher Happiness Index score}!" - indeed.

  • @smdk5296
    @smdk5296 9 місяців тому +26

    Excellent.. Now I know why shishya manisha is such a good presenter.. Coz GURU Abhinandan is the leader of the team... Chha gae Badshao..

  • @enviraphan621
    @enviraphan621 9 місяців тому +35

    The greatest advice given by Abhinandan, " Life mein Ullu Ban jaana, Lekin Gullu kabhi mat bana". @17:25

  • @rishimarskole5324
    @rishimarskole5324 9 місяців тому +7

    Thanks!

  • @drskarora365
    @drskarora365 8 місяців тому +20

    Really enjoyed this episode, Abhinandan Sekhri, a satirist much better than expected. Good to see you and Manisha together presenting this program.

  • @magnumgaming5244
    @magnumgaming5244 9 місяців тому +16

    I was watching this video when it stopped in the middle and a msg popped up that 'this video has been removed due to copyright strike from 'ZEE'' 🤣

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 8 місяців тому +1

      Sadī Booty IP rights - erstwhile Vijay Mallya lookalike "Dr" Chandra has already got it registered.

  • @indranitalukdar1761
    @indranitalukdar1761 9 місяців тому +8

    This has gone to another level- just too good, too good...

  • @nityaprembhimani3505
    @nityaprembhimani3505 9 місяців тому +22

    You guys are wonderful! Maza aa gaya...
    Let's ask Rahul Gandhi to name himself Narendra Modi... Narendra Modi will then probably rename himself as Marendra Chodi.

    • @mike619rocks
      @mike619rocks 9 місяців тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅

    • @seenhamzah9502
      @seenhamzah9502 8 місяців тому +1

      @@TechgamingSKgarg-jc3by han apne baap dada ka Gandhi surname churaya tha
      ab godi media k papa ka naam chura len

    • @honestreviewer2431
      @honestreviewer2431 8 місяців тому +1

      @20:23 Shaava....Shaava meri jaan!!😂

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 8 місяців тому +2

      Bwahahahahah!
      Speechless.
      From the one-after-another fire-bombs of satire to the next, kudos for tackling the malignant hypocrites like "GGJi"[ & by extension, his BFF Sehwāg] and the affliction the likes of him are addled with - even as they keep getting filthy powerful and rich.( Especially loved innumerable miming you and others did*, including that sound-effect with his profane gesture upto the point of literally dissecting its very etymology..) {In HInglish }“That's the only booty-call in your stars”{ /In HInglish}, bullseye - Dr Sadī Booty™!
      Nice to see Mr Karārē Chanē, RSS™ - is *FINALLY making a comeback after..* Wait! When did he go off our screens, precisely?
      *Lo-lo-loved the very very Special Anglophone Appearances your field-correspondents made throughout this episode, "Go to {the country with higher Happiness Index score}!" - indeed.

    • @rittickdas9634
      @rittickdas9634 8 місяців тому

      ​@@seenhamzah9502 pappu bhakt se pehle pappu k history padleta😂😂 Gandhi surname sach mein churaya😂😂 tu godi media chod theek hain lekin madrasa jaroor chodna nehi toh aise history se logo ko andhbhakt bolna padega ANDHNAMAZI😂😂😂😂😂

  • @junaidtipu7340
    @junaidtipu7340 9 місяців тому +24

    Abhiskhek, you are one of the best journalists out there, love the timing, expressions, mastery over languages too. Keep going and achieving heights. All the best team Newslaundry

    • @AroraManas1509
      @AroraManas1509 8 місяців тому +3

      He's abhinandan

    • @aryanram02
      @aryanram02 7 місяців тому

      bro i spat my coffee when he said bund ja fuvara for bidet 😭

  • @bmsocial4061
    @bmsocial4061 9 місяців тому +9

    I love the press you guys do !!
    Newsance one of my favorite show also your show Sanjay- Dithrashtra samvad .. mind blowing .. Thank you for bringing us the news with satire

  • @Anasbeastvlog
    @Anasbeastvlog 9 місяців тому +53

    Bina PAKISTAN ke bjp or godi media ka Wujood nhi hai😂😂

    • @kantulalmurmu9980
      @kantulalmurmu9980 9 місяців тому

      Zee news is the most worst newschannel

    • @abhinavtomar885
      @abhinavtomar885 8 місяців тому +2

      hn bhai sahi kaha , ye modi ne desh la bura hal krdia , kash kejriwal ya rahul gandhi pm hote humara desh singapore jaisa hota .

    • @shradhahindoyar9298
      @shradhahindoyar9298 2 місяці тому

      ​@@abhinavtomar885well true that
      Tax itna barha diya hai
      Uper se no job provision
      Uper se jahan tax nahi bhi tha
      Vahan bhi tax le raha hai
      Kangali aa gayi hai
      Aur yaha log hindu muslim kr rhe hain🤦‍♀️

  • @Bengalurushopoholic
    @Bengalurushopoholic 9 місяців тому +18

    Sometimes I feel manisha shud do newsance on abhinandan as well. 😅

  • @PramitChatterjee1993
    @PramitChatterjee1993 9 місяців тому +9

    every "go to pakistan" had me rolling.

  • @vishalk.thakur7681
    @vishalk.thakur7681 8 місяців тому +2

    Thanks

  • @humptydumpty4773
    @humptydumpty4773 9 місяців тому +23

    What a shameless Gambhir.

  • @gaurav012
    @gaurav012 8 місяців тому +2

    Thanks Dr. Sadi Booti!

  • @shamshadansari1765
    @shamshadansari1765 9 місяців тому +13

    Bro Now you are literally competing to Manisha's way of sarcastic roasting. This week episode was amazing.

  • @Ntps-iz2jm
    @Ntps-iz2jm 8 місяців тому +3

    Abhinandan, unmatched as usual, thanks for doing it!

  • @arunabhadas6049
    @arunabhadas6049 9 місяців тому +18

    Abhinandan just rocked the satire 😂😂

  • @salahuddinmohd1277
    @salahuddinmohd1277 9 місяців тому +11

    Formula, extra 2ab was highlight of the show, amazing, hats off

  • @prateekdayal1480
    @prateekdayal1480 9 місяців тому +6

    GREAT ABHINANDAN SIR ❤❤❤❤

  • @kumarkeshavj
    @kumarkeshavj 9 місяців тому +19

    Godi media is offended and they copyright strike on newssense 😂😂.. Zee news this is low 😅😅

    • @HaHaHarmony_
      @HaHaHarmony_ 9 місяців тому +2

      And NewsLaundry jab personal attacks kare beerbicep ko aur khud Polictians ko bula ke podcast karle wo...Waa re tera turu journalism.

    • @sandypan777
      @sandypan777 8 місяців тому +2

      Unlike Ranvir Prayagrajia, NL is a news publication and does investigative journalism. NL asks uncomfortable questions, instead of doing playful questioning and sasta Joe Rogan eye-rolling. 😏

    • @entertain3452
      @entertain3452 8 місяців тому

      ​@@sandypan777 no one is fairy or angle .. everyone is corrupt ...

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 8 місяців тому

      “angle” of what and where, now - ​"@@entertain3452"?

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 8 місяців тому

      NewSance* There! FTFY 😑
      Wait!
      If what you're saying is true, then it is just another addition to why Japanese-owned but US-based SONY® must be registered as a foreign-agent of India under US' FARA.

  • @naveenm8801
    @naveenm8801 9 місяців тому +17

    Loved this episode..it's a notch above with the best of satires and beautiful jugglery of language. Also loved the coining of the term "Sadi booti affliction" which is the reality....sadly though. Keep Going with all good work !! After so many days/weeks, now I am planning to keep a monthly budget aside for NL subscription...We, the people, must step up to make journalism free and accountable..

  • @yojiviriak675
    @yojiviriak675 9 місяців тому +3

    *Fantastic job Abhinandan! Thank you*

  • @himanshurana7798
    @himanshurana7798 8 місяців тому +3

    Uff abhinandan😅😅😅 what's gotten into you😅😅. Itna change. This episode was really funny

  • @rajshankarsingh809
    @rajshankarsingh809 9 місяців тому +9

    I miss... Karare channe...

  • @TravelWithNaved
    @TravelWithNaved 9 місяців тому +5

    Gauti ki toh keh k le li 😂😂😂i love newslaundry🔥🔥

  • @GajendraNarolia
    @GajendraNarolia 9 місяців тому +6

    Is Abhinandan is age hamari economy ki growth ki tarah theher si gai hai !!

  • @yashagar4443
    @yashagar4443 9 місяців тому +7

    Loved this

  • @rahulgautam193
    @rahulgautam193 9 місяців тому +10

    Zee news blocked kara Diya tha phle wala video

  • @SOM23809
    @SOM23809 8 місяців тому

    Good Job Abhisek.. really enjoyed.... When you plan to screen While we watched ?

  • @navneetkaur7709
    @navneetkaur7709 8 місяців тому +3

    Brilliant Newslaundry 👏

  • @MhetreMudita
    @MhetreMudita 8 місяців тому +3

    Omg 😂😂😂 b2= 2 bharat master stroke amazing I loled

  • @jarenetharakan6595
    @jarenetharakan6595 9 місяців тому +2

    Good analogy. Hit the nail on the head

  • @akashdixit17
    @akashdixit17 8 місяців тому +5

    It seems GGJi has taken his sir name "GAMBHIR" too seriously, hence he remains in a "GAMBHIR" mood all the time 😅

  • @bidanichimik3027
    @bidanichimik3027 9 місяців тому +9

    The media is like we are poor but someone is more poorer than us.😂😂😂😂

  • @sulaganabiswas
    @sulaganabiswas 9 місяців тому +6

    I like abhinandan on newsance. Manisha is lit. But abhinandan ain't bad

  • @hasstar_god
    @hasstar_god 8 місяців тому +2

    Thanks news lundry. we need intellectuals like you.

  • @gharwapsi2667
    @gharwapsi2667 9 місяців тому +4

    'Karare chane' ke baad
    Pesh hai 'sada hua'
    😂😂😂

  • @skpaanda
    @skpaanda 9 місяців тому +4

    Why the re-upload!

  • @PrabhavShukla1
    @PrabhavShukla1 9 місяців тому

    Need more details about that screening pls!
    I'm already NL subscriber for 2+yrs now..
    What space to watch for ?

  • @rahulf355
    @rahulf355 9 місяців тому +5

    Wow! I loved the show.. you do it best..cant help laughing

  • @user-ph5si8pe8d
    @user-ph5si8pe8d 9 місяців тому +6

    INDIA

  • @ujjwalsevra2249
    @ujjwalsevra2249 8 місяців тому +1

    thank you!

  • @shashwatgupta9993
    @shashwatgupta9993 9 місяців тому +9

    This is the most funny episode ever... sadi booty... ullu ban jana but gullu kabhi na banna... tihad jokes... and many more

    • @maazkalim
      @maazkalim 8 місяців тому

      Couldn't. Agree. More! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

  • @medicine6607
    @medicine6607 9 місяців тому +3

    This has to be the best episode of newsance

  • @AzharKaz
    @AzharKaz 9 місяців тому +3

    Nice programme Abhishek
    .didn't miss Manisha. Good change actually

  • @dhrmveersingh3604
    @dhrmveersingh3604 9 місяців тому +4

    What did zee news complain about to block the video?

  • @nikitachaudhary6326
    @nikitachaudhary6326 9 місяців тому +2

    oh my godddd...your Bharat masterstroke was too good

  • @devikapriya100
    @devikapriya100 8 місяців тому +2

    Awesome presentation 👏

  • @myday5414
    @myday5414 9 місяців тому +6

    Better call Shekri the Saadi Booty doctor 😂😂😂😂😅😅

  • @mashier29
    @mashier29 9 місяців тому +3

    Why did the video got blocked earlier. 😢

  • @amit_kumar_326
    @amit_kumar_326 9 місяців тому +2

    Plz , once say. करारे चने 😂

  • @aaithubarla
    @aaithubarla 8 місяців тому +2

    People like Gambhir, Sehwag have just stooped so low. bucket BJP how much ever possible. well done Virat.

  • @sumanvyas6761
    @sumanvyas6761 9 місяців тому +8

    Nobody takes down right wing like Abhinandan ❤

  • @ajayg6358
    @ajayg6358 9 місяців тому

    I am already a subscriber. When is WWW being screened? Where?

  • @thegutdoctor007
    @thegutdoctor007 9 місяців тому +1

    This episode was a riot. Keep it up.❤❤❤

  • @shas_unofficial
    @shas_unofficial 9 місяців тому +1

    Waht a satirical show it is...❤

  • @murlikrishna4653
    @murlikrishna4653 9 місяців тому +8

    Amazing episode, loved it!

  • @nasreensyed6451
    @nasreensyed6451 9 місяців тому +6

    State is the goon 💯..
    Godi media Pakistan..

  • @browniris6289
    @browniris6289 8 місяців тому +3

    I LOVED THIS EPISODE

  • @durgeshkulthia1729
    @durgeshkulthia1729 8 місяців тому +1

    How is this possible i cant understand, i was just searching best anti hindus and bharat news portal and your videos popped just right upinfornt in my youtube!!!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @RIYAGUPTA-xn6zt
    @RIYAGUPTA-xn6zt 9 місяців тому +1

    wonerfully presented

  • @shivamkaushik6817
    @shivamkaushik6817 9 місяців тому +6

    Like i was born in 94 when technology starting upgrading so i walk with technology so when i watch news in tv i simply understand they fooling us.

  • @MsusenH
    @MsusenH 9 місяців тому

    U are also hosting it really well.

  • @joybanerjee5168
    @joybanerjee5168 9 місяців тому +5

    Awesome superb coverage 👏 love newslaundry

  • @punjabitrucker1
    @punjabitrucker1 9 місяців тому +1

    The best news channel 🎉best of luck 🍀 I always with you

  • @shabnamafzalkhan1560
    @shabnamafzalkhan1560 9 місяців тому +1

    @newslaundry the screening that You talked about of WHILE WE WATCHED, please do that for Your Mumbai Audience as well. Please please

  • @ayishabilquis7263
    @ayishabilquis7263 8 місяців тому +2

    'Sadi Booty' is in my vocab now, thanks to Mr Sekhri😂. Great episode. Aren't all of them?!

  • @PKL2006
    @PKL2006 8 місяців тому +1

    oh gawd i found this channel today, im already in love with the content

  • @frnelsoncar
    @frnelsoncar 9 місяців тому +1

    Superb presentation, yaar!
    Get well soon, Manisha

  • @yaku2008
    @yaku2008 9 місяців тому +5

    Most loyal viewer is Epic and karare chaneh is Back.😂😂😊

  • @aliakberza
    @aliakberza 8 місяців тому

    Best Abhinandan Newsance episode ever

  • @shinemz
    @shinemz 8 місяців тому +1

    ‘Go To Pakistan’……. Was 👌👌👌👌😂

  • @HeIsHarsh
    @HeIsHarsh 9 місяців тому

    Re-upload?

  • @amitjain4791
    @amitjain4791 9 місяців тому

    When will the movie "while we watched" be premiered ?

  • @shabadgayanwithharpreetkau7562
    @shabadgayanwithharpreetkau7562 9 місяців тому

    Amazing episode with abhinandan

  • @freebirdo444
    @freebirdo444 9 місяців тому

    Always good to see Sekhri sir😊

  • @GAMERGUY2309
    @GAMERGUY2309 8 місяців тому +1

    Oh man you have told all the things that i used to think about Indian politics and media as a Pakistani. And we have to admit that zehni bemar log are on both sides but sadly India is winning in this competition.

    • @rittickdas9634
      @rittickdas9634 8 місяців тому

      😂yes cause hindus are more dumb than muslim... but if hindu convert their religion also they will prosper... muslim are Supreme..right bro?😂😂 and ofcourse you love this channel cause this channel against only hindu bjp and rss... they reported only on godi media... and also they think pakistan economy is much better than india... and also believe in gaj hi hind just like you😌

  • @titandolphin7874
    @titandolphin7874 8 місяців тому +2

    Sekhri Sir, you were good today😂

  • @xioracky
    @xioracky 9 місяців тому +6

    Imagine if Gautham Gambhir was an Uncle.

  • @simrankhan2114
    @simrankhan2114 8 місяців тому +1

    True journalism

  • @HiteshGunwani
    @HiteshGunwani 9 місяців тому +1

    Awesome content

  • @saitsight
    @saitsight 8 місяців тому

    While we watched - already available online on youtube bhaiyyaji.

  • @tanveerbagwan6175
    @tanveerbagwan6175 9 місяців тому +1

    This video was blocked by Zee & but good that it's brought back by NL 👍

  • @durraa7447
    @durraa7447 9 місяців тому +3

    hahahah hahah superb Love the video.

  • @krngull2222
    @krngull2222 9 місяців тому +1

    Best Episode ever

  • @xcv77263
    @xcv77263 8 місяців тому +1

    Sir that 'tui tui tui' was very funny 😂

  • @sandhyababu5432
    @sandhyababu5432 9 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂Soo funny and to the point.

  • @Anon999-qk3ue
    @Anon999-qk3ue 8 місяців тому +1

    This is peak 😂😂

  • @swaraajxciv7675
    @swaraajxciv7675 9 місяців тому +5

    Bhai strike pe strike pe strike.

  • @akashmishra6661
    @akashmishra6661 2 місяці тому

    Bhai bana diya Modi ji ne akhand bharat 😂😂😂😂 line killer

  • @A-SakshantBhatambrekar
    @A-SakshantBhatambrekar 9 місяців тому +2

    Let them play.its time of interval. Next half is ours.

  • @Sanzitvilla
    @Sanzitvilla 9 місяців тому

    Why re-upload

  • @MohdJaved-kr2kd
    @MohdJaved-kr2kd 9 місяців тому

    Kya baat hai sir jio

  • @shradhahindoyar9298
    @shradhahindoyar9298 2 місяці тому

    "Khud to chance nahi hai... No one should "😂😂😂
    School play
    You're so on point 🤣👌🙌