Tom Segura Answers The Web's Most Searched Questions | WIRED
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- Опубліковано 27 чер 2023
- Comedian Tom Segura takes the WIRED Autocomplete interview and answers the web's most searched questions about himself. What did he do before he began his comedy career? How did Tom come to be fluent in Spanish? What’s his go-to Starbucks order? And Who is Tom Segura touring with as he criss-crosses the country? Watch Tom answer all these questions-and more.
Tom Segura's comedy special, Sledgehammer, is available to watch now on Netflix.
Director: Justin Wolfson
Director of Photography: Adam Sigala
Editor: Shandor Garrison
Talent: Tom Segura
Line Producer: Joseph Buscemi
Associate Producer: Brandon White
Production Manager: Eric Martinez
Production Coordinator: Fernando Davila
Talent Booker: Mica Medoff
Camera Operator: Jaden Patterson
Audio: Nick Chauret
Production Assistant: Ian Bryant; Santigao Berkley
Post Production Supervisor: Alexa Deutsch
Post Production Coordinator: Ian Bryant
Supervising Editor: Doug Larsen
Assistant Editor: Andy Morell
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This man is so humble. don't let him fool you. This is a full blown active duty green beret who is responsible for saving our country on numerous occasions. He found and returned my dog who was lost in Kazakhstan. I will always appreciate this hero.
Your dog was lost in Kazakhstan? That really narrows it down.
@@the_original_Bilb_Ono Thats how good he is
Stolen valor!!
He’s best know for all the lives he saved and ended in Fallujah
@@drivehard2395what are you talking about, Tom’s segura military records were confirmed by both trump and the CDC!
Thank you for your bravery, Tom. Your service to the USA will never be forgotten.
Only guy on his squadron to make it out in one piece through Fallujah
@@Fedshmokahe’s a war hero
@@Deltaaaaaaaaa What if hes a fragger and no one knows? 😬
I’m just hoping his ptsd doesn’t flare. What a hero 🫡
Or forgiven 😂😂😂😂
As a former Marine I was hit and the life force was draining out quickly, I opened my eyes and saw a saint that Tom is. He carried me for 20+ miles of enemy territory until we made it to the field hospital. THank you Saint Tom.
He carried me over three miles in Fallujah when Garth wounded me on a raid to find the bodies. He's a true American hero 🇺🇸
You're welcome
Meanwhile Christina steals valor like no one’s business
@@jonbarron8049 how?
@@davidsims8636 just look it up
I’ll never forget what Tom Segura did for this country in Fallujah. Thank you for your selfless service, Tom.
Tim Segura is honestly the best Japanese comedian I've seen. Hopefully we'll see Bart Chrysler on here soon ❤❤
Hi Mommy
SEEEEGGGGUUUURRAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE MACHINE
@@Noeland It SOUNDS Japanese
@@adammorris3283 Thats cause your say it Japanese if you wanna say SMIIIITTTHHHHHH
I can't believe such esteemed veterans can simply hide their PTSDs and go do interviews. My heart is with you Tim, thank you for your service
Tom might've killed my dad in WWI, but he's a really cold guy. Thanks for your service
I love this man and his dedication and determination in finding the bodies that Garth has disposed of in a grotesk and violent manner. Thank you Tom for helping the families get closure.
*grotesque
@@KozacraS thank you teacher
Funny comment until that grotesque attempt at a spelling 😂
@@BobVance529 and I’m college edumacated lol
@@BobVance529 bob vance refrigeration?
As a Veteran myself, I just wanna say Thank You for your service Tom!
The fact that he can remember jokes and stories he told years ago is very impressive. Im kinda surprised there was no mention of Garth and the bodies.... very suspicious
He's been paid off
I hope Garth does this interview and that is one of the questions.
who among us has seen tom and garth in the same room together? JUST SAYIN
@@booklist123123 Don't forget Chris Gaines. I think he's the killer.
@@orangetm6581he just talked about G on theos pod today 😂😂
Tom is the definition of chaotic calm
Dude..... Youre spot on
dude has low resting heart look it up lol he's wired like a serial killer
My favorite comedian. Not only is he funny he risks his life countless times to make sure our country is safe. A real hero!!
“Fat sticks” is still the best nickname ever
He threw those boards away like they were his enemy and we all know, there's no better feeling than killing the enemy.
🤣
RIP Top Dawg
😂😂
@@dannydarko7720 Same! His new special has some great stuff as well. Plus, he's looking amazing!
@@Jopeymessmusicglad someone connected these two bits in memory of Top Dog
Not OK! You have to cut that! Love you Tom. Let’s keep it that way.
Up on the Stanford campus often, if I randomly run into you can you repeat it then? I can keep a secret…mostly.
You know Tom loves you for real for not telling because everyone knows how much he loves upsetting people 🤣
If your love is that conditional, it ain’t love. Study that in your books buddy.
R/woosh
Why didn’t you thank Tom for his service?
A man of valor. Thank you for always putting truth and honor above all else! I know you're touching all the cameras through heavens fences! RIP LEGEND
He’s a true patriot. Salute to you and thank you for your service.
Tom Segura is always improving as a comedian. If he stays on this upward trajectory, he could be the next Brendan Schaub.
😂
Ew
Don't be ridiculous...
Doubt it. Brendan live at Madison square garden is the best special I have ever seen!
Water weed dune hair bapa
Thank you for your service Tom. Keeping Americans safe because of your actions.
How this man has the time to do these interviews while flying back and forth to Falluja and Afghanistan to defend our liberty against terrorist insurgents is beyond me. A true patriot and HERO we aren’t worthy of. Thank him for his service every time you see him.
loved toms old comedy and now i love watching the podcast clips
The fact that he's able to get through interviews and tours without even flinching at his extensive ptsd issues.
Amazing
A true hero. He proves combat related PTSD doesn't have to control your life.
His dad was the one in the military, who also is named Tom Segura. How is everyone glossing over what he literally said in the clip
We found her, she’s the one that asked “who is Tom Segura”
@@gustavochica46time to establish proto
@@SleepyT23its called black ops babe you wouldn’t understand. Just thank him for his service goddamnit.
I love this man. Thanks for your service.
Tom is the man! He’s so humble so funny just all around amazing
So great that wired is finally having active military on these interviews, great to see a normal guy
AMAZING! to see a Japanese comedian not only learn Spanish but give back to the USA with his selflessness and service. Thank you Tom, Semper fi Sargent. salute 🫡
One of the greats, constantly coming out with great material.
Can’t believe they got such a distinguished combat veteran for an interview. Tom is the definition of chaotic calm.
“What happened to Tom” was definitely about the basketball injuries.
Woosh 🏀
Yeah, the joke was to tell something unrelated but relevant. He did do that glove thing, but it was for the nerve damage. Tommy boi broke his mf body!
BUT, I think Tom's dad and Christina sat him down and talked to him about the importance of his health, because Tommy boi hasn't looked better since he met his wife. So he may have broken his body, but that psycho resolve put in the absolute most dedication to making sure he's around to make it to his bois inevitable murder trial lmao his son's is found guilty after the spree and Tom's just smiling smh
@@anthonyzulloi think the having kids part might be more accurate to his motivation, he was already married to Christina P for like 6 years when his first special came out
The Patriot himself! Thank you for your service!
so excited for the new special. been waiting on this for the long time. he's mosdef in my top 5 comedians of all time.
Tom is my absolute favorite contemporary comedian, he’s the best! Can’t wait for Sledgehammer next week!!
Thank you for your service, Tim. I certainly wouldn’t be able to feather it as much if you weren’t out with your brothers, fighting for our freedoms. I hear you’re coming up in may, can’t wait! Ta ta there Victoria’s Secret model!
Can’t believe they got such a distinguished combat veteran for an interview
I love this dude
True soldiers are always kind hearted people inside. Brave Tom ❤
Man all I can think of now is a Tom Segura cop comedy movie. Imagine Tom and Bert as cops with other comedians like Bobby Lee and Jim Jefferies as the criminals. That could be comedy gold
Reno911 esq
@@fukuuusounds like a worse version of Reno 911
Fat Cops. The sequel to Fat Astronauts.
Remake CHIPS.
And John Mulaney is weirdly their chief who is half their age and is too you to be there.
As someone currently in the military, Tom segura absolutely outranks me. I would follow him into battle so fast, but since I’m in the Air Force we’d have to find fancy hotels to check into first
The fact that he has the bravery to serve this country with his brothers, and then to do this shows the true character of this man god bless you mommy!
Developing such strong and unique sense of humor is actually quite common in combat veterans. Sometimes only the darkest jokes can help you cope with seeing people torn into pieces by soviet 280mm heavy mortar.
This man is a hero. Never breaks proto.
"You and your fat friend are so funny" - Jennifer Aniston
If that's a real quote, it's majestic, though something tells me it's not verbatim.
One of my favorite all time comics. Sledgehammer is great.
Love Tom, proud of him too, he looks healthy and good, cheers to a long, happy career and many more years!
His special "Disgraceful" is a never-ending hour of pure laughter. Some disabilities are funny... lol
Disgraceful or Mostly Stories!
Is it never ending or is it an hour?
Tom’s service to this country is what keeps us all safe.
This was FANTASTIC! love Tom, Christina, Bert, leann, the ymh gang. I wish one of these was about Garth Brooke’s.
I don’t get why he always downplays his active duty, TOM your service is so appreciated this country wouldn’t be what it is without you.
You ever notice, with each interview, Tom ALWAYS ends up talking about Bert.
Can’t forget the homie Bert.
Bert's interviews always bring up Tom as well. They really are best friends
Who can forget about Bart
Well when questions pop up that involve your friends do you not talk about them as well?
Nothing but the utmost respect for our servicemen. De oppresso liber. Thank you for your Service Tom.
Love this guy ❤
Tom, you genuinely look great. Keep up taking care of yourself, you're killin it
A Tom Segura pretending to be Steven Seagal for SNL would be iconic 😂
Duuuude 😂😂😂
This guy is funny in everything and he also always seems to just be himself. Mad respects for the dude.
Best ad for a comedy special ever. Thanks for the laughs.
Mostly Stories is, in my opinion, his best special. He isn't wrong that they all get better but for me... that is the one that really introduces his specific brand of comedy. So funny.
Tom: “If you see me doing an organized meet and greet, where you had to pay money to meet with me…I AM IN FINANCIAL TROUBLE!” 😂😂😂😂
He looks amazing, happy to see that
i just know tom is such a good father. blessed kids
“What happened to Tom Segura” was _definitely_ about the dunking injury.
"Motherfucking dunk contest." 😎
Good for you Tom! You appear to be in tremendous shape and I'm proud of you.
I love Tom. He's basically in my 5 top favorite stand-up, up there with Bill Burr and Louis CK.
You should watch more comedy
@@traviscoates6878so brave
I always felt kind of insecure about not having kids and wanting to get my two businesses off the ground. But watching Tom have them a little later has made me realize my decision was best over all others 😂😂
I can’t wait for this, love Tom! 😂
thank you for your service tim, your tireless efforts in felujia and countless battlefields is an inspiration to us all.
He's gotten in really good shape! Props to him
ive never once thought about Tom Segura. Now he is everywhere all over my feed. Im forceably attacted to Tom Segura
Tim genuinely makes my day better
I’m sorry but his injury was the funniest shxt ever😂😂😂😂
One of the funniest comedians working today. Cant wait for his new special.
This special will be the biggest in Netflix history, mark my words.
He is simply not funny
@@angryssharkyou don't find him funny. Your sense of humour isn't the gold standard. Relax.
Tom looks so good!!!! ❤❤❤
love this guy
Ahahaha Tom does look like a cop! 🤣 love ya mommies
Motorcycle cop 💯🤣
He actually played a cop in Jimmy O Yang's movie The Opening Act. It's funny that he forgot
Tom is a great story teller! his kid toilet water story had me lmao
All the stories about his kids are hilarious and, as a parent of boys, highly relatable. I appreciate his service to the United States of America too. A soldier of the people.
This special coming up will be the biggest in Netflix history, mark my words.
I saw Tom live in the fall of 2012. I had been to plenty of stand up at this point and he was BY FAR the funniest comedian that I had ever seen until then (I saw Norm MacDonald later lol).
After the show, I went to the merch table to buy the White Girls With Corn Rose cd, and Tom is just standing there as everybody left the venue.
I bought the cd and told him how much I enjoyed the show. He very politely thanked me and offered to sign the cd. So he ripped it open and signed it on the spot.
VERY friendly guy, and VERY funny.
Watching this on 4th of July and got to find out I can watch a new Tom special lol
Tom slowly appearing in all my favourite places on UA-cam
Bart gains a pound for every pound Tim loses.
Every time he loses one Brent finds it
Tom
@@justayoutuber1906Sweet summer child.
THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE TOM
Love Tom Segura!!!!! He's ALWAYS hilarious!!
Always followin proto, keepin it high and tight
Love Tim Segura so much! Japanese pride!!
Love Tom, as being one of the best and most natural comedians, he's such a great guy that shares the same dark humor I like.
This video is gold
"you and your fat friend are so funny". I love how he always finds subtle ways to jab Bert.
Jeans and mommies. This is our greatest American hero. Thank you for your service TBunz.
It's a proud day to be an American, seeing former navy seal Tom Segura getting the exposure he deserves for the duties he served for our nation.
Thank you for your service general Tom
I saw him live in Cancun in 2021 and if Sledgehammer is based on the same routine he used back then (specifically had a whole bit about his glove) then I can tell you its gonna be his best special inn a long time
Ball Hog only came out a few yrs ago...
I could watch an edited solo interview with tom segura for hours.
Toms time in war will never be forgotten he has slaughtered opposing nations people for our freedom and not only that he single handedly is making our country safe one day at a time I can’t express my gratitude for your service Tom
I couldn’t love this more .
i knew all the answers, but it was great to hear him explain them all
Crazy you knew that he is alive
Tom, you are hands down THE funniest dude I have ever seen in this interview I just watched.😅
Always have loved him
Tom Segura is truly incredible
Missed Nadav´s laughs on the background
Every time I see Tom Segura lately, he looks more and more like he's getting ready to star in a Bruce Willis biopic
Got to love the vets like Tom
Blessings to Tim and the whole Sekura family