Knives you don't hand to people

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  • @Gamingguy-my4wn
    @Gamingguy-my4wn 4 роки тому +20676

    It’s tradition to come back to this video every once in a while

  • @andreidei
    @andreidei 3 роки тому +23902

    there's a secret 4th category: "knives I don't even show on youtube"

    • @dalexyl2339
      @dalexyl2339 3 роки тому +1542

      Because those are the ones he uses for back alley surgery

    • @UncleHattan
      @UncleHattan 3 роки тому +269

      imagine him with a clever 💀

    • @Tamnd605
      @Tamnd605 3 роки тому +384

      5th category knives that don't exist

    • @fluppy9690
      @fluppy9690 3 роки тому +66

      @@Tamnd605 your name got me for a second

    • @Tamnd605
      @Tamnd605 3 роки тому +15

      @@fluppy9690 lol

  • @JokersWild
    @JokersWild 3 роки тому +14560

    Butterfly knives would be the knife I carry with me so if I get attacked at night the assailant gets to see some cool shit before I accidently kill myself for them.

    • @ethanstevenson8173
      @ethanstevenson8173 3 роки тому +868

      And if you successfully pull off the trick, they be more scared of you than you are of them

    • @Eustakista
      @Eustakista 3 роки тому +105

      And then You get shoot

    • @r_spyder
      @r_spyder 3 роки тому +45

      @@Eustakista shot

    • @smolamenotanapostlebutaame8228
      @smolamenotanapostlebutaame8228 3 роки тому +67

      With beer

    • @Paandaas
      @Paandaas 3 роки тому +117

      @@r_spyder that's what someone who didn't get shoot says

  • @CCCCCCCCC11
    @CCCCCCCCC11 2 роки тому +4753

    Somewhat ironically, now 25 million people know how to operate a paragon warlock.

    • @six9946
      @six9946 Рік тому +34

      24 now lol

    • @threezus7740
      @threezus7740 Рік тому +155

      The manufacturer should honestly name him a brand ambassador or give him some sort of commission because I'm pretty sure this video has unironically given them more sales than any of their own advertising strategies lmao

    • @420BongHit
      @420BongHit Рік тому +19

      @@threezus7740 if half percent of people that watched, would buy one, thats over 100000 knifes.

    • @DavidCowie2022
      @DavidCowie2022 Рік тому +24

      How to operate a Paragon Warlock: push the button and wiggle it. Simple!

    • @voratheexplorer6442
      @voratheexplorer6442 Рік тому +26

      @@DavidCowie2022 how to operate virtually any knife - don't touch the sharp part

  • @nohaxjustop5422
    @nohaxjustop5422 3 роки тому +31870

    “Hey can I get a knife?”
    Him:”What level are you?”

    • @sauceup713ayye7
      @sauceup713ayye7 3 роки тому +175

      LOL

    • @federicorusso4368
      @federicorusso4368 3 роки тому +836

      15 dexterity required to operate

    • @typicalusername659
      @typicalusername659 3 роки тому +170

      My dad gave the most dangerous one when i was 10 i still have it today

    • @Leeuwke131
      @Leeuwke131 3 роки тому +84

      If u gotta ask, then you don’t know them enough to be handing them a nife tbh

    • @user-ys3jq3uf4p
      @user-ys3jq3uf4p 3 роки тому +116

      Adventurer my knives are far too strong for you, a giant would struggle to lift it, even more so a man.

  • @LordFalconsword
    @LordFalconsword 2 роки тому +9428

    As a former knife vendor, there are two things I always had.
    1) lots of knives
    2) lots of bandaids for customers who thought they knew knives.

    • @JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno
      @JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno 2 роки тому +219

      But you see I have seen a BUNCH of switchblade trick videos and tbh it doesnt look that hard. I am sure I could do it myself ;)

    • @oorrrii
      @oorrrii 2 роки тому +158

      @@JustSomeGuyInAChairIDunno Trust me I'm a professional at this shit even though I haven't used one before

    • @seancoyote
      @seancoyote 2 роки тому +28

      Yeah, was the same, love when they cut themselves on feeling the edge... I mean how do you manage that?

    • @PickleNick7008
      @PickleNick7008 2 роки тому +88

      @@oorrrii yes, i can fire this gun, im a professional, just let me look down the barrel to check if its loade-

    • @oorrrii
      @oorrrii 2 роки тому +36

      @@PickleNick7008 What is this hole in my chest!?

  • @Gh0st9858
    @Gh0st9858 5 років тому +3815

    I live in London and I get handed knifes. In my chest

  • @spook4756
    @spook4756 Рік тому +154

    im not a knife person. but its tradition to come back to this video every now and then

    • @colaonyourface
      @colaonyourface 3 місяці тому

      it's yt algorithms that recommends you the same video over and over until you go crazy, like why, i already watched it 999 times please i beg you

    • @beforedrrdpr
      @beforedrrdpr 3 дні тому

      no merci, i like watching the same video 333 times​@@colaonyourface

  • @greasykebabboy8745
    @greasykebabboy8745 4 роки тому +7205

    i remeber i once bought a full size buttefly knife when i was like 11 year old, at the beach with my cousins, i just realized how dumb he was, he sold a butterfly knife to a 10 year old and a tazer to a 12 year old

    • @Blond1e
      @Blond1e 4 роки тому +33

      lol

    • @breadedbread
      @breadedbread 4 роки тому +520

      @Jose Rivera if he has a tazer and a knife its gotta be florida

    • @ejj918
      @ejj918 4 роки тому +18

      I am dieing

    • @manuhameed5470
      @manuhameed5470 4 роки тому +43

      Easy money

    • @Mike351025
      @Mike351025 4 роки тому +84

      Its the beach. They'll sell u anything

  • @smileyksh6965
    @smileyksh6965 4 роки тому +5163

    Yo the paragon part belongs in the category “Music”

    • @VENTURA_Band
      @VENTURA_Band 4 роки тому +45

      Shadow The Catto it’s music to our ears

    • @fyoozhn
      @fyoozhn 4 роки тому +9

      @Shadow The Catto i think its bc of paragonx9

    • @flipper3958
      @flipper3958 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah

    • @Theycallhimac3
      @Theycallhimac3 4 роки тому +3

      Chan da lego balisong guy nah it’s the double edged dagger my dude

    • @jeffsmith3814
      @jeffsmith3814 4 роки тому

      Wow

  • @illlanoize23
    @illlanoize23 3 роки тому +4551

    Me bleeding to death: you know I’m somewhat of a knife guy myself

    • @Youtubeuser1aa
      @Youtubeuser1aa 3 роки тому +65

      Ask me whether my other 9 fingers went

    • @justsomeguywithtb2953
      @justsomeguywithtb2953 3 роки тому +24

      @@UA-camuser1aa at least you can have 9 knifes now

    • @randalshades5505
      @randalshades5505 3 роки тому +46

      "Oh yeah. Im a knife guy. I get stabbed all the time."

    • @demon_kid_6662
      @demon_kid_6662 3 роки тому +3

      I feel for you

    • @MarkusAtUMa
      @MarkusAtUMa 3 роки тому +5

      deep inside my heart, you know I’m somewhat of a knife guy myself

  • @patrickmcgovern676
    @patrickmcgovern676 2 роки тому +185

    That was a the best knife video. Now I'm 37. I grew up in Boston. Knives on every corner store. But I'm a knife guy. When I grew up there were no practice butterfly knives unless it had a comb on the end. Please, if you don't know how to use one. Don't say you do and make a person regret handing it to you. Great video. Please people,take this man's advice. Take care

    • @tiagodecastro2929
      @tiagodecastro2929 6 місяців тому +4

      Yep. Best thing you can do is say "limited experience, explain like I'm a child anyway." Worst case, you're a little humble but walk away fine. Best case, you impress yourself and someone else a bit.
      Oh, and ALWAYS learn balisong on a trainer before you switch to a real blade.

  • @twitchbitbandit9426
    @twitchbitbandit9426 3 роки тому +9446

    Person: hey could I use a knife?
    Knife guys: *pulls out 49 different knives*

    • @ste4lth147
      @ste4lth147 3 роки тому +87

      Yea, which do you want my Sog, Ka-bar, Gerber, Kershaw, TG, etc

    • @littlewyzard
      @littlewyzard 3 роки тому +7

      for real 💀😭
      i’m sure this guy is lovely though lol

    • @ste4lth147
      @ste4lth147 3 роки тому +1

      @Frank Parker got the signal too

    • @knifeguy7614
      @knifeguy7614 3 роки тому +2

      I can confirm

    • @yoon2875
      @yoon2875 3 роки тому +8

      Immediately does all csgo balisong animations in 1 consecutive motion

  • @thayenryan7448
    @thayenryan7448 3 роки тому +5863

    When he opened that Paragon or whatever he called it. It was just such a SATISFYING sound!

  • @Sencaada
    @Sencaada 3 роки тому +4476

    “I’d throw that knife at them” -responsible adult on the internet

    • @FallingFurniture
      @FallingFurniture 3 роки тому +43

      i would throw a knife at them with no problem, i will just warn them its sharp

    • @All_SportGG
      @All_SportGG 3 роки тому +17

      @Karl Marks huh? You good man?

    • @thatonedude-6819
      @thatonedude-6819 3 роки тому +4

      “ok *only* the point the knife at something you intent to kill”
      “But it’s only a knife?”
      The knife:
      ua-cam.com/video/f6PIpLFcUOg/v-deo.html

    • @AmmarYasser_13
      @AmmarYasser_13 3 роки тому +1

      @@thatonedude-6819 dude are you alright why U watch a video about spring loaded knives

    • @darthvitiate7373
      @darthvitiate7373 3 роки тому +1

      i threw a knife at someone and i got arrested but he is allowed to say "do that" and he does not get in trouble
      who cares if i did throw the knife at someones face and it was a throwing knife

  • @noodlepack420
    @noodlepack420 Рік тому +48

    You are the person who showed me inspiration to collecting knives and seeing the paragon warlock just amazed me

  • @chasemadi7563
    @chasemadi7563 3 роки тому +14198

    I like how he doesn't care if the person gets cut he cares if they bleed on the knife

    • @michaelmacvittie6977
      @michaelmacvittie6977 3 роки тому +602

      Well, unless you're being reckless you may at most need a couple stitches if you cut yourself. Meanwhile, that knife is $300

    • @michaelmacvittie6977
      @michaelmacvittie6977 3 роки тому +335

      @Mario ...Yes, that is the point of knife collecting. Also, the video is about showing to other people, people who probably haven't handled a knife before.

    • @cufticcefur809
      @cufticcefur809 3 роки тому +112

      @Mario imagine thinking human life is worth shit haha

    • @tastydoomtime8890
      @tastydoomtime8890 3 роки тому +43

      @@cufticcefur809 your trolling right?

    • @martinkuliza
      @martinkuliza 3 роки тому +41

      well of course, because then you have to clean the knife and it can be a pain in the arse

  • @jcbyy
    @jcbyy 4 роки тому +2305

    “I’ll throw that knife at them”

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 3 роки тому +39

      *Yeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh that wording could have been slightly better*

    • @lunarpitch
      @lunarpitch 3 роки тому +25

      @@bromanr7209 no it could not have been better, it was gold

    • @alwaysmade2blade408
      @alwaysmade2blade408 3 роки тому

      @Robert lol i would throw that

    • @TopassBakery
      @TopassBakery 3 роки тому

      @Robert Hey I came from that video

    • @alwaysmade2blade408
      @alwaysmade2blade408 3 роки тому

      @Robert nah i'd get an attachment on a rifle that shoots ballistics

  • @fourizayt
    @fourizayt 3 роки тому +9736

    This is literally the fifth time in 3 years that this has been recommended. I am once again reuniting with my comrades
    Edit: it’s been 6 months now and I virtually get daily notifications about this video, UA-cam really seems to like recommending this video XD
    Second edit (23-03-2022): I was at a shop and actually saw 2 paragon warlocks on sale, i asked the owner if I could handle them and he said yes. Really fun to handle, if you know what you’re doing :)

  • @Elloliott
    @Elloliott 2 роки тому +129

    Honestly glad that my brother had a (I think) purposefully full balisong/butterfly knife for practice or just looks. They’re fun to play with when the worst damage they can cause is a mild sting.

  • @darkkeidran9340
    @darkkeidran9340 3 роки тому +2582

    Im sorry if I were to give a double edged knife to someone after explaining that it is double edged and they still cut themselves I would just be disappointed

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 3 роки тому +74

      And disappointed you will be, since there are people like that.
      Source: Me

    • @omransaeed1988
      @omransaeed1988 3 роки тому +69

      Im so sorry but the picture of a dude staring at a guy bleeding from his hand with an extremely disappointed stare cracks me up

    • @tonyjay1723
      @tonyjay1723 3 роки тому +18

      my favorite is when you say "its razor sharp be very careful" and they immediately start poking at the blade to see how sharp it is

    • @treetheoak8313
      @treetheoak8313 3 роки тому +1

      You put too much faith in people

    • @necrobynerton7384
      @necrobynerton7384 3 роки тому +4

      @@tonyjay1723 that is something i love to do
      No matter if it is a knife, scalpel, razor, a random sharp broken plastic, i always run my finger on the sharp part, to feel the sharpness. Surprisingly i have yet to cut myself bad that way

  • @jampu
    @jampu 3 роки тому +15444

    you can hand them to me...

    • @pixelplayzy_t3550
      @pixelplayzy_t3550 3 роки тому +25

      How do you say so?

    • @SHRIIMPSUCKS
      @SHRIIMPSUCKS 3 роки тому +358

      ngl I would be happy if someone just handed me a butterfly knife

    • @magiceyebot3411
      @magiceyebot3411 3 роки тому +79

      @@SHRIIMPSUCKS yeah they’re pretty cool and once you can do tricks it’s fun to pull it out and start doing tricks in front of people

    • @lukayaroslav9914
      @lukayaroslav9914 3 роки тому

      @@SHRIIMPSUCKS Same

    • @pray.4.plagues
      @pray.4.plagues 3 роки тому +2

      birthday present

  • @SafetyPixels
    @SafetyPixels 3 роки тому +2485

    Opened UA-cam for some mathematic lessons but the good old Yt algorithm didn't let me down

    • @RyanDeGreg
      @RyanDeGreg 3 роки тому

      Omg same

    • @genshishio9316
      @genshishio9316 3 роки тому

      Damn right. Same here

    • @harrypeacock4051
      @harrypeacock4051 3 роки тому

      i opened youtube at the top “every time dark side has died in the dc universe” underneath that is this video

    • @nucleak2884
      @nucleak2884 3 роки тому +1

      @@duckdown4337 🤡

    • @skylerg5
      @skylerg5 3 роки тому +1

      @@duckdown4337 did you have a bad day or something?

  • @secondbraincell597
    @secondbraincell597 Рік тому +12

    This is still probably one of my favorite knives videos on UA-cam and I don’t know why

  • @deightonhalberstadt4784
    @deightonhalberstadt4784 3 роки тому +12831

    I like how he says THROW a knife at a 10 year old

    • @water5210
      @water5210 3 роки тому +288

      yeet

    • @Hox5241
      @Hox5241 3 роки тому +251

      war crimes

    • @ItsTJ1
      @ItsTJ1 3 роки тому +27

      @@_DeadEnd_ LMAO

    • @Cap_Briggsy
      @Cap_Briggsy 3 роки тому +191

      @@_DeadEnd_u will not advance in knife throwing if u dont throw them at small children

    • @DinPoww23
      @DinPoww23 3 роки тому +101

      After spending the last few months working around kids I fully support throwing knives at them

  • @michaelkartman3543
    @michaelkartman3543 3 роки тому +2867

    “Hey can I use that knife?”
    **Must be level 100 to equip**
    “Damnit!”

    • @2much148
      @2much148 3 роки тому

      Lol nice one

    • @benzgamez4270
      @benzgamez4270 3 роки тому

      Indeed

    • @JacobDrosdick
      @JacobDrosdick 3 роки тому

      Hahaha that's good 🤣. If I ever own a particularly dangerous knife, I might have it engraved with that. That'll be pretty funny

    • @mayan9562
      @mayan9562 2 роки тому

      that seems like a very common thing for someone to ask

    • @TheKushMinister
      @TheKushMinister 2 роки тому +1

      Ngl this Dex build looks insane

  • @chaosinternational3584
    @chaosinternational3584 5 років тому +17406

    British officer: “QUIT RESISTING ARREST AND GIVE ME THE KNIFE!!”
    Me: "Im sorry officer, I cant hand you this knife, its too dangerous, you might hurt yourself!!1"

    • @lowfy7333
      @lowfy7333 5 років тому +303

      Canada*

    • @col8179
      @col8179 5 років тому +540

      Canada we are too nice to carry knives we only carry love

    • @dio5908
      @dio5908 5 років тому +103

      YOU FOOL! ZA WARUDO

    • @cadrejeff
      @cadrejeff 5 років тому +108

      dad, stop embarrassing me

    • @dio5908
      @dio5908 5 років тому +58

      Giorno Giovanna go back to your gang or something

  • @desolate1562
    @desolate1562 3 місяці тому +13

    Alternate title: knives you hand to your enemies

  • @RyanMcCarty
    @RyanMcCarty 5 років тому +2600

    I was about to hand someone all these knives, luckily this popped up in my recommended just in time.

    • @bogdan700
      @bogdan700 5 років тому +7

      No u don't xD [i would like to know the name of the 4th one]

    • @coldgin451
      @coldgin451 5 років тому +7

      @@bogdan700 It's a switchblade, and the actual name is in the description. lol

    • @kamiphobe6580
      @kamiphobe6580 5 років тому +7

      Pandas Curse you get wooshed!

    • @kamiphobe6580
      @kamiphobe6580 5 років тому +4

      ImELFY anddd you get wooshed!

    • @BFSarthur
      @BFSarthur 5 років тому

      Nigga u stupid

  • @qblanson17
    @qblanson17 5 років тому +5443

    Me: ”Hey kid.”
    Kid: *Turns around*
    Me: Catch!

  • @crackalackin3877
    @crackalackin3877 3 роки тому +3324

    "Oh I just opened it- Oh shit I just cut myself." Was the most causal way to say it and I genuinely laughed

  • @rayputrael2391
    @rayputrael2391 2 роки тому +24

    So remember kids, when someone didn't wanna give you their balisong it's not because they're stingy, it's because they don't want you to dirty their balisong with your blood.

  • @burnsy96
    @burnsy96 3 роки тому +13530

    There are two types of people:
    - Those who call it a balisong.
    - Those who call it a butterfly knife.

    • @bonesmac6103
      @bonesmac6103 3 роки тому +783

      I thought it was called a butterfly knife

    • @omegaflowey7436
      @omegaflowey7436 3 роки тому +942

      @@bonesmac6103 it's both, but I've just heard more people same butterfly, but I've seen more people online say balisong

    • @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106
      @ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 3 роки тому +562

      Secret third call it a Batangas knife

    • @jellyjami31
      @jellyjami31 3 роки тому +752

      @@bonesmac6103 butterfly knife is the English for balisong, and batangas knife because it was made on batangas a city in the Phillippines

    • @Stoney610
      @Stoney610 3 роки тому +143

      @@jellyjami31 u big brain🙏🏾

  • @ericjones8179
    @ericjones8179 3 роки тому +1222

    This guys just walking around wishing for one question: Hey does anybody have a knife??

    • @williamhopkins1262
      @williamhopkins1262 3 роки тому +5

      Reminds me of this video
      ua-cam.com/video/YAD0a6wWFrI/v-deo.html

    • @vulcancent774
      @vulcancent774 3 роки тому +3

      @@Its_Captain_Jack_Sparrow same!

    • @MrBl4ckY
      @MrBl4ckY 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/Szhrn-nQe5E/v-deo.html Knife guy when he was small

    • @iisquiddiesquid
      @iisquiddiesquid 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah. Don't be fooled tho. It only looks like a butterfly knife

    • @VinnytotheK
      @VinnytotheK 3 роки тому +1

      *Hey does anybody want a knife??

  • @boi5079
    @boi5079 5 років тому +1394

    I just carry a 1 meter broadsword.
    Then if someone asks for it they must best me in a duel beforehand.

    • @qas2644
      @qas2644 5 років тому +12

      Then a kung fu master shows up and defeat you.

    • @panzerbuchse1828
      @panzerbuchse1828 5 років тому +40

      In Soviet Russia, Broadsword carry *You*

    • @ricksanchez6318
      @ricksanchez6318 5 років тому +2

      Lol that’s so good!😂😂😂

    • @cooorsbanq4226
      @cooorsbanq4226 5 років тому

      @@qas2644 not with the armor he wears with the broadsword

    • @yulfine1688
      @yulfine1688 5 років тому +4

      I'm pretty sure Texas is probably the only state you can legally open carry a sword in a sheath because yup everyone totally does that. You can carry any blades over 6 inches does anyone? If you want to probably look stupid maybe lol

  • @noibmaster
    @noibmaster 2 роки тому +4

    I like he just goes straight into it, no intro, not even a greeting

  • @Excalibur01
    @Excalibur01 4 роки тому +1012

    Going back to this because I just bought a Paragon Warlock. I literally had to stop a dude from touching the blade and trying to close it RIGHT after I showed them how to close it

    • @Lugermonger35
      @Lugermonger35  4 роки тому +210

      That's freaking funny it's probably a pretty common problem with the Warlock

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 4 роки тому +77

      @@Lugermonger35 I was like, "no no no, stop!" before he almost cut his fingers on the razor sharp blade

    • @itsruf1
      @itsruf1 3 роки тому

      So basically you relate to this piece of work above and get off on it. Little knife thing makes you secure.

    • @Excalibur01
      @Excalibur01 3 роки тому +6

      @@itsruf1 Excuse you?

    • @pyroguyman096
      @pyroguyman096 3 роки тому

      @@itsruf1 boooo, you're boring

  • @HaykoXG
    @HaykoXG 3 роки тому +7993

    "id hand a knife to a 10-year-old boy"
    responsible 100

    • @noname-bt9ky
      @noname-bt9ky 3 роки тому +207

      My dad gave me my first knife when I was 6 I learned through cuts.

    • @HaykoXG
      @HaykoXG 3 роки тому +127

      @@noname-bt9ky im british and learn how knifes work when we were born because we bri'ish. cant say nothin man

    • @bayglman
      @bayglman 3 роки тому +247

      @@HaykoXG is it chewsday for you? are you on youchube rn?

    • @steelingdogs
      @steelingdogs 3 роки тому +57

      "Or 10 year old girl, or whatever, 10 year old"

    • @LaxMonsta11
      @LaxMonsta11 3 роки тому +33

      @@HaykoXG funny when carry knives is banned over there

  • @ignorant507
    @ignorant507 5 років тому +3000

    This video was made two years ago.....this guy is probably confused as hell

    • @qblanson17
      @qblanson17 5 років тому +28

      Rand al'Thor Wheres all these comments coming from?

    • @Mycon
      @Mycon 5 років тому +45

      Those ten year olds would be thirteen now.

    • @purplehumanz
      @purplehumanz 5 років тому +10

      I saw it two years ago...

    • @jasonjason6169
      @jasonjason6169 4 роки тому +7

      @@SanjuGhandhi wtf you took my favorite fictional character and stole his name ... shit you gonna call your self drizzt do'urden from r.a. salavatore's books or richard rahl next damn ...... just kiddin lol i was surprised when i saw the name it is rare for me to see some one who likes the same kind of books as i do ... even more rare that the person likes the guy enough to take the name on for them selves ... although i liked mat cauthen almost as much as rand ... if only because that man robert Jorden could make me for real laugh out loud while reading and that is a rare thing the only other character in a book that has ever been able to do that for me were zedd zul zorander from the sword of truth series witch is just as long if not longer than rands story although not as well written and the kinder from the dragonlance books that i read when i was in juvie when i was like 14 or 15 the main wizard was called raistlen .. it is funny almost all the notables like the real good fantasy books have the hero named with a name that starts with a r ... any way i rambled and just am going to find my new kobo that i have every fantasy book written in north america since the 1920's on it and pick something while i smoke a splif then a cigarette so for the book but if you pushed through the whole wheele of time i am sure you can skim through this in seconds ..spelling mistakes and all .. i dont fix them because i type amazingly fast and it would take much longer to right click on the two or three words that i fucked up than it took to type the whole thing also i am from two different english speaking countries and they spell quite a lot of words different than each other anD I LEARNED BOTH SO THEY JUST COME OUT WHEN I TYPE shit i could go forever . i have to pause to think of more shit to say .. and now i will be finished just me and my 66,897 books that i havent been reading for a few days i am in the middle of the complete works of Sigmund Freud and it is almost as manny pages as the wheele of time and the sword of truth and all of the books mr salavatore have written put together ,,, and once i am done that piece of reading i am going to start my own series of books because with my record a job is hard to get and even when i do they ask for a record check eventually so i can work a till .. or unload trucks full of cigarettes with a forklift and i already fractured l4 and two other vertebrates around 10 years ago ... what the fuck am i doing telling everyone all this damn that shatter spread on paper that i rolled with serious weed must have made me crazt to write this ,,, it just feels nice to type with out needing to think things up as fast as i can to tell a good story .. just to type for the fun of it and tell some of my real story just felt nice .. sorry anyone who really read this all the way . lol lmfucken ass off i doubt even one person will read this half a novel right here also i left out almost all proper grammar `and just used multipul ...................................... this like that lol ...

    • @jasonjason6169
      @jasonjason6169 4 роки тому +4

      @Shrek Wes on reading the Sigmund Freud. or on something else that is suposedly time wasting to you .. and remember i type 91 wpm on my last google test last week and i was drunk and smoking shatter so it took like less than 2 or 3 min to type and other than the fact that i am reading the insane psychologist/Psychiatrist that almost all doctors have to at lease learn some of his works weather he was clinically insane himself or not

  • @spike4403
    @spike4403 2 роки тому +4

    anyone else comeback to this video every six months or so without looking for it directly

  • @aravinds3846
    @aravinds3846 3 роки тому +2862

    “ He will watch anything “ - YT algorithm

  • @dragonslayergaming9598
    @dragonslayergaming9598 5 років тому +3160

    Nobody:
    UA-cams recommendation system: You like knifes right?

  • @mug875
    @mug875 3 роки тому +5144

    I physically recoiled when he pushed his hand onto the double sided blade.

    • @KClO3
      @KClO3 3 роки тому +73

      Ok attention seeker

    • @crab_computer
      @crab_computer 3 роки тому +803

      @@KClO3 Having basic human function doesn't make you an attention seeker.

    • @spidermonk3uVvwy8-2
      @spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 3 роки тому +392

      @@KClO3 is this what autism does to people?

    • @dough7726
      @dough7726 3 роки тому +87

      @@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 yes

    • @Aki4s
      @Aki4s 3 роки тому +41

      @@spidermonk3uVvwy8-2 yeah

  • @juggernautstyle3944
    @juggernautstyle3944 Рік тому +5

    watching and hearing you describe how people mistreat the last knife just makes me… feel the pain

    • @tiagodecastro2929
      @tiagodecastro2929 6 місяців тому

      Right? I feel like if I had never seen a bali before, and someone handed me one, I would be too terrified to actually open it lol

  • @astrobagans6182
    @astrobagans6182 3 роки тому +949

    Sorry officer. This is on my "don't hand to anyone" list

  • @bouncydachon
    @bouncydachon 4 роки тому +1293

    2:03 i physically cringed at this it made me PHYSICALLY uncomfortable watching this to the point where i felt my fingers tingle

    • @Longus07
      @Longus07 4 роки тому +25

      I also felt it

    • @monkemonke9048
      @monkemonke9048 4 роки тому +28

      Same even though I’m a kid if yo gonna touch it touch like the bit without a sharp bit

    • @Zack-bl2gg
      @Zack-bl2gg 3 роки тому +37

      I mean you technically could close it with your hand even if it was razor sharp as long as you don’t slide your fingers

    • @hikawasayo6190
      @hikawasayo6190 3 роки тому +33

      @@Zack-bl2gg yeah and that’s also the basis for half swording

    • @darkdefender9919
      @darkdefender9919 3 роки тому +8

      I know I am not a knife person and I know that just doesn’t look right

  • @reillycameron1320
    @reillycameron1320 4 роки тому +1332

    Me: hands someone a knife and tells them it's sharp
    Them: accidentally cuts themselves and is somehow surprised the knife is sharp

    • @wifebeater69
      @wifebeater69 4 роки тому +55

      The problem is most people haven't handled actually razor sharp knives before

    • @teh_jibbler
      @teh_jibbler 4 роки тому +20

      Lol, this happens a lot. I let someone see my benchmade balisong (like the one in the video). I told them it was very sharp, etc. and 5 seconds later they cut themselves with it. I stopped letting people see that knife. :)

    • @Josiah04
      @Josiah04 4 роки тому +35

      People grow up with gas station knives made of graham cracker steel, never sharpen them, and then say they are "knife guys". I don't think a lot of people have experienced an actually sharp knife before

    • @nunyabusiness776
      @nunyabusiness776 4 роки тому +5

      *surprised pikichu face*

    • @salvadorhenriquez4091
      @salvadorhenriquez4091 4 роки тому +6

      That happened to me, but with a mini axe, it was a small but an unconfortable cut

  • @gtfojohn
    @gtfojohn 2 роки тому +3

    I don't know why but over the last 4 years I've watched this like 40 times

  • @aabahdjfisosososos
    @aabahdjfisosososos 3 роки тому +691

    “Knives you should not hand to people.”
    *Hands to someone anyways*

  • @michaeljung6874
    @michaeljung6874 4 роки тому +3279

    Him: Ten year old girl/ 10 year old boy 10 year old whatever
    Me: *Looks at my dog 🐶 🐕

    • @anthonyspinnichio7766
      @anthonyspinnichio7766 4 роки тому +1

      LMAO

    • @xirenzhang9126
      @xirenzhang9126 4 роки тому +8

      10 year old dog?

    • @anthonyspinnichio7766
      @anthonyspinnichio7766 4 роки тому +14

      @@xirenzhang9126 lol no he means that when he said you can hand it to a 10 year old or WHATEVER meaning that you can hand it to anything so he looks at his dog lol

    • @xirenzhang9126
      @xirenzhang9126 4 роки тому +2

      @@anthonyspinnichio7766 yeah but is his dog 10 years old

    • @obj279e3
      @obj279e3 4 роки тому +1

      Lol same

  • @buddhamack1491
    @buddhamack1491 7 років тому +6754

    The last 3 are illegal in my country

    • @wil115x
      @wil115x 7 років тому +367

      Most likely in Australia, cause those are illegal as well

    • @drunksanta1427
      @drunksanta1427 7 років тому +115

      in the netherlands as well, though the spring assisted one is illegal as well

    • @myronvisser8362
      @myronvisser8362 7 років тому +13

      Drunk Santa tja.. tog kun je ze wel krijgen k kom wel eens spring assisted messen tegen op marktplaats maar tis af te raden niet omdat t gevaarlijk s maar omdat als je dr mee gepakt word je em niet alleen kwijt bent maar ook een dikke boete krijgt

    • @B.treveton
      @B.treveton 7 років тому +54

      same here in canada. not sure about the last one, but the butterfly cant be in public and the switch just straight isnt allowed

    • @impulse4102
      @impulse4102 7 років тому +30

      In Australias brother in law Austria, all of these are legal.

  • @Syn.
    @Syn. 5 місяців тому +2

    i watched this as a kid and i still return every few yrs, im p sure this video sparked my love for knives

  • @colton1340
    @colton1340 4 роки тому +983

    "Knives you just don't hand to people.
    #1: A bomb"

    • @brownie3454
      @brownie3454 3 роки тому +2

      lmaooo

    • @t.c.bramblett617
      @t.c.bramblett617 3 роки тому +28

      A bomb really is just a whole lot of knives thrown out really quick....

    • @GHOST5800000
      @GHOST5800000 3 роки тому +7

      @@t.c.bramblett617 frag grenade

    • @ArpaZha
      @ArpaZha 3 роки тому +1

      A gun

    • @nachochips1458
      @nachochips1458 3 роки тому +1

      @@ArpaZha its just a mini knife launcher

  • @dickheadanonymous4271
    @dickheadanonymous4271 6 років тому +3304

    As long as I have the confidence that they know how to handle a knife,
    *ill throw that knife at them*

    • @lamp1739
      @lamp1739 6 років тому +3

      Memez Daily OR they play video games

    • @xplane11fan93
      @xplane11fan93 6 років тому +1

      Your profile pic is hilarious 😂

    • @jon....
      @jon.... 6 років тому +14

      @@xplane11fan93 a dead meme from 2016 is hilarious

    • @-lavenderlove-9534
      @-lavenderlove-9534 6 років тому +1

      XDD

    • @Dylan-gx9bd
      @Dylan-gx9bd 6 років тому

      TheUpsideDownLamp NuMBErS 42000 laks

  • @manf1sh995
    @manf1sh995 3 роки тому +2633

    _How to deal with bullies?_
    Google: Tell the teacher right away.
    Bing:

  • @grungalisfungalis
    @grungalisfungalis 10 місяців тому +3

    This is one of the videos of all time

  • @cx4936
    @cx4936 3 роки тому +386

    "These knives are too strong for you traveller" - Knife Seller

    • @CumAss
      @CumAss 3 роки тому +5

      Thank you for this comment

    • @Zeuisu
      @Zeuisu 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you for this comment

    • @thisisaname3117
      @thisisaname3117 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you for this comment

    • @Goosehat2
      @Goosehat2 3 роки тому +1

      Thank you for this comment

    • @coonan9764
      @coonan9764 3 роки тому

      Thank you for this comment

  • @prd4959
    @prd4959 3 роки тому +698

    This reminds me of a story my father used to tell me. He was working at a deli, and had to cut a roll for someone’s sandwich, and grabbed one of the high grade steel, professionally sharpened butcher’s knives, and it cut straight through the roll and into his hand. THAT is a sharp knife.

    • @heathpollock2745
      @heathpollock2745 3 роки тому +38

      He used a butchers knife on bread??

    • @hevi2866
      @hevi2866 3 роки тому +137

      @@prd4959 it wasn't too cleaver of him to cut with that sharp knife then

    • @crack9014
      @crack9014 3 роки тому +4

      @@hevi2866 o,pun

    • @binglemccringle705
      @binglemccringle705 2 роки тому +2

      o,pun
      like the roll a n d the guys hand?
      i couldnt help myself c:

    • @FS-uy1no
      @FS-uy1no 2 роки тому +5

      @@hevi2866 the door is that way - - >🚪

  • @lorenzokk3120
    @lorenzokk3120 3 роки тому +848

    person: are you a cat or dog persog
    lugermonger: *knife*

    • @nikto7297
      @nikto7297 3 роки тому +11

      I'm a dog persog

    • @gauss_wyo
      @gauss_wyo 3 роки тому +12

      I'm a cat persog

    • @qlus
      @qlus 3 роки тому +1

      *_-persog-_*

    • @fernando47180
      @fernando47180 3 роки тому +2

      I couldn't help but picture a persog putting a leash on their knife and taking it for a walk

    • @williamckinley
      @williamckinley 3 роки тому +1

      i'm a persog

  • @Mr.Deadpool41
    @Mr.Deadpool41 Рік тому +25

    I’m a clinical psychologist myself and I wasn’t really sure about watching this video but let me tell you explained it in a simple and friendly way but at the same time professionally that I liked it a lot.

    • @androsp9105
      @androsp9105 11 місяців тому +16

      I really don't know why you mentioned you're a clinical psychologist.

    • @hishamaru
      @hishamaru 11 місяців тому

      im a living person a i really like your comment@@androsp9105

  • @onesmallissueiaminyourwall2051
    @onesmallissueiaminyourwall2051 5 років тому +1755

    **robber breaks into his house**
    Lugermonger: Hello my fellow gentleman.

    • @jacobl2111
      @jacobl2111 5 років тому +1

      Laughingnote 313 literally so true

    • @Akemi0e
      @Akemi0e 5 років тому +18

      **GETS SHOT**

    • @newportcheifer
      @newportcheifer 4 роки тому +11

      *_You picked the wrong house foo_*

    • @TheAsianOfChaos
      @TheAsianOfChaos 4 роки тому +1

      Kristo Martinez I shoot first

    • @askdhmtherobloxian2934
      @askdhmtherobloxian2934 4 роки тому +4

      Whole ass gang: *breaks in* Luger, holding his Bali song and the body of one of them: *G e n t l e m e n*

  • @stewartsmith4900
    @stewartsmith4900 7 років тому +1918

    what if i asked knifely?

    • @typos6649
      @typos6649 7 років тому +69

      Stewart Smith you're cutting me

    • @benchabot6886
      @benchabot6886 7 років тому +79

      You don't get the *point*

    • @benchabot6886
      @benchabot6886 7 років тому +47

      we better *Switch* back to normal talking

    • @mamatla5014
      @mamatla5014 7 років тому

      Stewart Smith ..ohh realy great and nice..are you sold..how to order.

    • @wagtatou
      @wagtatou 7 років тому +36

      Knife to meet you, mamat. But you ruined the pun train.

  • @paulb5571
    @paulb5571 2 роки тому +2601

    I am afraid I must disagree with this video. I used to work in shipping and receiving where(shockingly) we were required to open boxes frequently. As a result I occasionally attempted to loan my coworkers the most basic pocketknife from Gerber you have ever seen. They looked at it like a venomous snake in my hand. It was just a little depressing. . .

    • @paulb5571
      @paulb5571 2 роки тому +116

      @VaderxG I assure you, insurance was not on their minds, as they reacted in a similar fashion when offered a second pocketknife that was in fact a box cutter, intended for such a purpose. The type of knife was not the issue. Even when I stopped and attempted to patiently teach them how to operate the knife they had the previously mentioned reaction. Again, these were among the simplest, uncomplicated blades out there.

    • @wflo77
      @wflo77 2 роки тому +65

      I see your point, but i think certain knives give off certain vibes as well as it comes down to the individual. Ive handed a buck 110 to sombody and they generally are "wowed" by it and can figure it out pretty easily ive also handed the same people a protech newport and ive seen them almost shit themselves. So i do think there are certain knives you dont give to people. People would still look at a paraframe as a murder weapon but sure as hell alot less than a socom elite.

    • @colton2266
      @colton2266 2 роки тому +32

      Bruh, that moment when a 15 year old can use a knife better than a grown adult. Of course, i was in boy scouts and own a couple knives, and flip balisong trainers regularly. I would more or less never flip a real Bali tho because the one time i did my friend dared me to do an aerial and i cut my thumb open (teenage stupidity lmao). But yeah, i would honestly love to work in a place with knives, i love knives and idk why i just do, they are cool and i can protect myself with them, make cool things with wood with them and whatever. I know you prolly dont care about any of this so ill shut up lmao

    • @askewcat3209
      @askewcat3209 2 роки тому +28

      @@techtutorvideos people without experience handling and using knives will view a pocket knife more as a weapon and not a tool so to them when you hand them a knife their first thought might not be "this guy is being helpful" but instead "why do they have a knife" handing them a boxcutter isnt seen as weird because they dont view a boxcutter as a weapon but as a tool for opening boxes. Its all down to inexperience and seeing them as weapons not tools

    • @mushroomelm9996
      @mushroomelm9996 2 роки тому +1

      I use the Milwaukee Fast Back for the quick open and close and people still act like that's fancy.

  • @WisKy64VT
    @WisKy64VT Рік тому +3

    You know now I want a paragon warlock

  • @alexmcd378
    @alexmcd378 2 роки тому +555

    Don't forget the three types of people, the ones you trust with a sharp knife, the ones you trust with a butter knife, and the ones you think twice about giving a plastic fast food knife. Learned one of my friends was not the first category when he opened the box of my new chef knife upside-down, tried to catch the now tumbling knife, sending the knife spinning across the room, and sending himself to the ER for stitches.

    • @therealslimshady3662
      @therealslimshady3662 Рік тому +13

      i physicall felt that, omg.

    • @cornucopiaofthings
      @cornucopiaofthings 3 місяці тому +3

      I'm not handing someone a benchmade because frankly it costs more than most people would be willing to replace if they screwed it up
      Its nothing to do with poking or cutting

  • @sexyjamal7774
    @sexyjamal7774 7 років тому +942

    Even as a knife guy I would not feel comfortable opening that last one.

    • @gerardorubio757
      @gerardorubio757 7 років тому +4

      SexyJamal77 the balisong or the paragon?

    • @sexyjamal7774
      @sexyjamal7774 7 років тому +45

      The Paragon obviously.

    • @gerardorubio757
      @gerardorubio757 7 років тому +13

      SexyJamal77 Yeah you kinda confused me a little just because in the video he introduced the balisong last

    • @sexyjamal7774
      @sexyjamal7774 7 років тому +34

      True, the Paragon is still the last one on the row though.

    • @Andy47357
      @Andy47357 7 років тому +5

      i got the warlock its a fun one. nothing scary about it aside from the fact that it is dual edged

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 роки тому +801

    When you're blessed with the algorithm god for the most random videos

  • @WmAHaynes
    @WmAHaynes 2 місяці тому

    I don't know why this video is so relaxing but every now and then I come back to it and watch it

  • @HoneyGlzedHam
    @HoneyGlzedHam 7 років тому +2025

    How many years of wearing black cargo pants does it take to become a "tactical" person?

    • @alexbaldwin3916
      @alexbaldwin3916 7 років тому +97

      HoneyGlzedHam what before or after you kill enough people to go down in history as the person who went on a killing streak by throwing knives at people lol

    • @sbstnpofadder
      @sbstnpofadder 7 років тому +12

      Super hilarious..

    • @sk8er_boi166
      @sk8er_boi166 7 років тому +25

      3 exactly

    • @yerawizardharry2632
      @yerawizardharry2632 7 років тому +23

      This is honestly such a fucking hilarious comment im surprised it doesnt have like 1 million likes

    • @dermaskiertemuchacho6139
      @dermaskiertemuchacho6139 7 років тому +6

      300 confirmed kills

  • @tuxedobird9227
    @tuxedobird9227 6 років тому +2211

    “They don’t know it’s sharp”
    Me:ITS A KNIFE

    • @DanMal2000
      @DanMal2000 6 років тому +9

      Gaming Nightcore
      F

    • @tuxedobird9227
      @tuxedobird9227 6 років тому +1

      K

    • @kektaro
      @kektaro 6 років тому +67

      Gaming Nightcore very few people know what an actually sharp knife really is, what most people think is sharp is unbearable to me and feels dull

    • @chrisjason7607
      @chrisjason7607 6 років тому +1

      Keisukek Bakahashi very true

    • @rwhggrwhb4255
      @rwhggrwhb4255 5 років тому +8

      he means people dont know how sharp knives can realy be

  • @mentallyunstableorphan
    @mentallyunstableorphan 5 років тому +3555

    Never give a child a batarang, worst choice of my life. Yeah, he's dead. He sliced his throat. But, technically I didn't kill him, he killed himself.

  • @raven_of_zoso455
    @raven_of_zoso455 18 днів тому +1

    I once had recently sharpened my most precious fixed blade knife, just a small one with a 4 inch scandigrind blade, which I made the handle and sheath myself (and it was the first one I made so it has a lot of sentimental value too). The blade was forged by a very skilled bladesmith. I had been lucky that time and gotten it really f'n sharp. And some guy wanted to look at it, and as I handed it to him, I looked him in the eyes and told him to be careful because it was genuinely razor sharp. The first thing this adult man whom appeared to understand what I just explained to him, takes his left thumb and sweeps it ALONG the edge, giving himself a deep cut. He then throws the bloodsoaked knife on the ground, making a nasty dent in the handle and just fucks off to try and mend his stupid thumb. He never asked to see any of my knifes again. What a pillock.
    Edit: typos.

  • @bilbo_gamers6417
    @bilbo_gamers6417 8 років тому +1211

    2:16 You sound like a mixture between Kermit, Yoda, and Shaggy (from Scooby-Doo).

  • @brockobama257
    @brockobama257 3 роки тому +1195

    Gun community:
    “This is a gun that I would hand to a 12 year old boy.. 12 year old girl boy it doesn’t matter”

    • @help316
      @help316 3 роки тому +106

      As long as they know how guns work and gun safety

    • @gameseeker6307
      @gameseeker6307 3 роки тому +14

      Cases where loaded guns were misfired:
      👀💧

    • @davidgutierrez4631
      @davidgutierrez4631 3 роки тому +8

      Turns out it's an ak and it's russia

    • @drytry1696
      @drytry1696 3 роки тому +3

      guns aren't so fun

    • @ItsTJ1
      @ItsTJ1 3 роки тому +2

      he said 10 year old but idrc

  • @tobystephenson908
    @tobystephenson908 7 років тому +1401

    "Yeah I'll just throw that knife at someone..." Ummmm ok...

    • @oTR3TR3
      @oTR3TR3 7 років тому +31

      Yeah, a closed knife you dummy. most if not all actual knife people know better than to throw an open blade at somebody (unless you intended to)

    • @kevinoloane1479
      @kevinoloane1479 7 років тому +2

      Obertron 12345 he not literal dork

    • @Flyingsaucer79
      @Flyingsaucer79 7 років тому +3

      I am a literal dork

    • @trashi_1145
      @trashi_1145 7 років тому +9

      Kevin Oloane it's a joke dork XD

    • @madisonxyz9887
      @madisonxyz9887 7 років тому

      Bigdork 😂 good to know.

  • @Dontcaredidntask420
    @Dontcaredidntask420 2 роки тому +12

    I really like the gravity knife, I got a similar paragon one that was a bit hefty priced but it really is good, also its cool.

  • @play4thrill42
    @play4thrill42 6 років тому +449

    Not a knife person but this video randomly popped up and I actually did enjoy it.

    • @willbilliams8513
      @willbilliams8513 6 років тому +4

      Become one

    • @princeslime7175
      @princeslime7175 6 років тому

      Same for me

    • @princeslime7175
      @princeslime7175 6 років тому

      Maya Atanga so true I’ve been crafting my recommended videos for years but still it give a me random stuff like this

    • @mynameissolonglookatthiswh5891
      @mynameissolonglookatthiswh5891 6 років тому

      Same

    • @NoughtSure
      @NoughtSure 6 років тому

      MyNameIsSoLongLookAtThisWhyIsItSoLongIDontKnowOmg. Well, I watch knife videos once in a while and carry a dumbass knife on par with the last three shown. I'm more worried about why I keep seeing you pop up in the comment sections.

  • @Unbentdaniboy
    @Unbentdaniboy 3 роки тому +86

    0:48 "I'll throw that knife at them, even though it is razor sharp, you know I always give a warning that it's sharp"
    Yea that's a first for me........ Usually people don't warn people they throw knives at

    • @BurgeonedGrim
      @BurgeonedGrim 3 роки тому

      💀

    • @Gape-p6v
      @Gape-p6v 5 днів тому

      That + “I’d hand this to a 10 year old” made me laugh LOL

  • @ethandevine8571
    @ethandevine8571 7 років тому +765

    "Ill throw the knife right at a boy or girl."

    • @nazaha859
      @nazaha859 7 років тому +22

      Ethan Cxle a closed knife

    • @lidianc5591
      @lidianc5591 7 років тому +18

      Your boi guzma
      then the closed part slaps them in the face

    • @user-uu9zv7pb2u
      @user-uu9zv7pb2u 7 років тому +18

      Ethan Cxle a TEN YEAR OLD boy or girl

    • @ethandevine8571
      @ethandevine8571 7 років тому +5

      oh, of course

    • @oneer8435
      @oneer8435 7 років тому +1

      Ethan Cxle hell fire son your dangerous! Your future address I bet will be San Quinton .

  • @smurfmianz4527
    @smurfmianz4527 2 роки тому +1

    It's been 5 years and I still don't know why we get this video recommend every single year

  • @m3lio291
    @m3lio291 6 років тому +10907

    Dont worry i play csgo

  • @williamalbatross4677
    @williamalbatross4677 5 років тому +527

    “Ill hand this knife to a ten year old boy, ten year old anybody, it doesnt matter”. Would love that to be taken outta context

    • @bobitobob3453
      @bobitobob3453 5 років тому +3

      😂😭

    • @jackthomasberlied885
      @jackthomasberlied885 4 роки тому

      I got my first knife when I was 7 lmao

    • @gamignmaster6977
      @gamignmaster6977 4 роки тому +1

      @@kufl2476 Knives really aren't dangerous, like at all if you know how to handle them. Keep fingers outta the path of the blade, don't touch the sharp part blah blah, if you got that down it is perfectly safe if you CONTINUE to follow those rules.

    • @ozkan576
      @ozkan576 4 роки тому

      @@kufl2476 "As long as I have the confidence that they know how to handle a knife" nothing wrong with what he said.

    • @YJ-7
      @YJ-7 4 роки тому

      @Beb The Birb good. I don't want to be that person but I think 13 is good for an outdoorsy kid . If you live in the city idk I think it's weird. Teens can be crazy

  • @duck2939
    @duck2939 3 роки тому +542

    Why did I correlate this guy saying he’d hand these knives to 10 year olds to the like professed oak giving Pokémon to 10 year olds. Certain ones he’d give to 10 year olds and ones they don’t.

    • @zan1971
      @zan1971 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah I mean handing a 10 year old a poisonous plant which constantly emits spores or pokemon that has a constant fire going is perfectly safe

    • @crimsonriver07
      @crimsonriver07 3 роки тому +14

      @@zan1971 And those are the weak stages, that 10 year old's little fire lizard is going to be a dragon one day, sure as hell sounds safe

    • @itsruf1
      @itsruf1 3 роки тому

      I'll help clear that up. It's obvious. He is what he is. Just a dysfunctional internet douchebag rambling blather clueless to his own stupid comments as he B.S.'s his way thru a video. His thinking might get help when a parent beats hiss a$$ if he ever tries it. He won't. Most likely he's a loner with issues and avoids all people.

    • @aldousorwell3807
      @aldousorwell3807 3 роки тому +5

      @@itsruf1 How drunk were you?
      .....Not saying you're wrong.😂

    • @CrimesForDimes
      @CrimesForDimes 3 роки тому +2

      @@itsruf1 Damn bro, go home your fucking drunk. Atleast be tamed while writing a comment, your gonna make yourself look like a fool, and a asshole.

  • @akano309
    @akano309 2 роки тому +2

    omfg as soon as the knife was half open and he put his hand near the blade i got goosebumbs and was like NO PLEASE

  • @yeetskeet_______________3506
    @yeetskeet_______________3506 5 років тому +574

    “I’ll throw that knife at them even though it’s razor sharp”

    • @dio5908
      @dio5908 5 років тому +13

      MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

    • @aname6104
      @aname6104 4 роки тому +3

      DIO get YOUR anti Harmon knives today!

    • @The_Attack_of_Geek
      @The_Attack_of_Geek 4 роки тому

      @@dio5908 god damn the JoJo's fandom, appearing anywhere there's even a tiny thing that could become a JoJo's reference lmfao

    • @wazzlewazz9675
      @wazzlewazz9675 4 роки тому

      Fuckin oath,

    • @dio5908
      @dio5908 4 роки тому

      the_attack_of_ geek me when the it how when if

  • @imaperson813
    @imaperson813 4 роки тому +702

    Knifes I don't hand to people
    Me: *hands over lightssaber*

  • @christophergielink760
    @christophergielink760 6 років тому +209

    "As long as I have the confidence to think that they know how to handle a knife, I'll throw that knife at them"
    Lugermonger 2016

  • @Hollowed_Radience
    @Hollowed_Radience 2 роки тому +1

    I have somehow managed to come back to this video every year and now i memorized what knife’s not to hand to people
    I don’t collect knifes. . .

  • @guapdoctor4534
    @guapdoctor4534 7 років тому +5387

    I'm a knife guy, but I can’t afford any nice knives, so I just hang out on your channel.

    • @vicknelonis3094
      @vicknelonis3094 7 років тому +95

      It's me SEP I'm in the same situation I'm only 17 and don't wanna drop 100s on knives

    • @veebreezy6654
      @veebreezy6654 7 років тому +39

      your lucky, my mate was 15/16 and started wasting money on knifes. i think he probably would have spent like 600 Australian dollars on knifes

    • @pilotintraining2391
      @pilotintraining2391 7 років тому +7

      veebreezy I have a uncle who has invested over $15k on hundreds of knives over 35 years. I on the other hand am too broke to invest that much

    • @matthewmajarucon9611
      @matthewmajarucon9611 7 років тому +5

      Hey if you 13-14 dollars and want to learn how to use a balisong, try this www.amazon.com/Vornnex-Practice-Butterfly-Stainless-Training/dp/B06XRCGCV8/ref=pd_lpo_vtph_200_tr_t_3/136-5094707-7894103?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=T1QES4TQ5DVPB2YWX4YR its a good one

    • @guapdoctor4534
      @guapdoctor4534 7 років тому +4

      MasterMatt 0729 thanks I’ll check it out!

  • @sukimotokaoru
    @sukimotokaoru 3 роки тому +328

    Title: Knives you don't want to hand to people
    Me seeing there's a balisong:
    *_or can you.._*

  • @OofedRaptor
    @OofedRaptor 5 років тому +387

    2:18 he sounded like Kermit

  • @etwoah
    @etwoah Рік тому +16

    I have a lot of respect for anyone who can quick open a butterfly knife

  • @crazykatana1297
    @crazykatana1297 5 років тому +623

    If someone does not think a knife is sharp..
    DONT HAND THEM A F*****G KNIFE

    • @zxXHyperXxz
      @zxXHyperXxz 5 років тому +4

      im not liking because i wanna leave the likes at 69

    • @Tkieron
      @Tkieron 5 років тому +1

      Are you underestimating the stupidity of people?

    • @crazykatana1297
      @crazykatana1297 5 років тому +1

      @@zxXHyperXxz lol 👌 ok

    • @demonman1234
      @demonman1234 5 років тому

      True, except most of my knives aren't sharp so I'll hand them to anyone. (Mostly because I like to mess with them when I'm bored so I keep them dull.) the only one I'm getting that will be sharp is the karambit I just ordered.

    • @digiorno5600
      @digiorno5600 5 років тому

      @@Phoenix_Atlas I'd do that but i would go to jail

  • @FunLobsterFacts
    @FunLobsterFacts 3 роки тому +1056

    I like the fact that you genuinely worry about people cutting themselves more than them breaking the knife. You're really kind and i think this makes the knife people even better

    • @pamelah6431
      @pamelah6431 3 роки тому +14

      None of those are easily damaged, besides. I have the Barrage and it's tough. But the Axis Assist confuses evvvveryone.

    • @Intelwinsbigly
      @Intelwinsbigly 3 роки тому +6

      It's about law suits.

    • @phoenix4193
      @phoenix4193 3 роки тому +7

      It’s pretty difficult to break these knives to be fair

    • @johnnytakisawa
      @johnnytakisawa 2 роки тому +27

      no one wants blood on their knife lol

    • @brehella770
      @brehella770 2 роки тому

      Added style points

  • @plunger8343
    @plunger8343 4 роки тому +279

    everytime i watch this i remember dialogue that doesnt exist

  • @DuckPlaysDrums
    @DuckPlaysDrums Рік тому +2

    Its a tradition to come back to this video

  • @robmata474
    @robmata474 7 років тому +587

    a knife doesn't have a soul until it's tasted blood

    • @coen8323
      @coen8323 7 років тому +7

      Rob Mata no

    • @8oc7oh92
      @8oc7oh92 7 років тому +41

      Well i lost 10 brain cells

    • @markmccullough8410
      @markmccullough8410 7 років тому +43

      you're that 10 year old boy

    • @spacecats7832
      @spacecats7832 7 років тому +4

      srry m8 that only works on balisongs, any other knife? Than that's just you being an idiot

    • @bhick3572
      @bhick3572 7 років тому +2

      Almost all of my knives have tasted blood one way or the other.

  • @MONSTERSHINIES
    @MONSTERSHINIES 6 років тому +843

    Wow, a video that gets RIGHT into it? Nicee.

    • @Kihidokid
      @Kihidokid 6 років тому

      tothemoonforyou but if you notice it doesnt make time. He's a great youtuber but i can garantee this isn't his career.

    • @kingklarity6942
      @kingklarity6942 6 років тому +2

      Anthony Ingram he means how the audio will mainly play on the right head phone

    • @Kihidokid
      @Kihidokid 6 років тому

      King Klarity lmao wouldnt know dont use headphones i guess?

    • @sn7ke
      @sn7ke 6 років тому

      666th like 😬

  • @havoc-6642
    @havoc-6642 5 років тому +73

    the Paragon Warlock sounds really meaty when you open it.

  • @maffun1533
    @maffun1533 22 дні тому

    Why is this video already 8 years old? i come back to it every couple years just to admire that paragon and now i feel old