It is nearly a crime - the way they abused the former lead characters. Minimalizing them to mere caricatures of their former glory. The Critical Drinker properly dissects these recent crapola deliveries from Disney. JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy should be removed from the movie industry.
To not have a scene of all the originals together is beyond criminal. A team of middle schoolers with a camera, while not having a Disney budget or resources, would at least make a more heartfelt trilogy of films.
Well, on the defense of Force Awakens, the death of Han Solo was pretty intense and sad, it was unexpected, and also to see all the different emotions going through Kylo Ren's face during that moment was good acting on his part. I agree with what you guys are saying but at the same time let's not shit on everything either...
@@lajeandom It's not about sh1tting on anything... In fact, I have nothing against originals dying... Han should have died in Act 2, not 1. It would mirror the danger he was in during TESB. There's just too much finality in the early part of the story while they keep pushing these bland new characters to the forefront.
When Rey “killed” Chewy I remember thinking “oh well, does it really matter at this point”...That’s what Disney has done...make a 30 year fan not care anymore.
@Kel Steele Dude after the ending of TLJ, I had the same thought... Though to be fair while I'm 31, I'm more of a casual fan who's only seen the prequels and Clone Wars cartoons...
George Lucas accomplished that for me with the prequels. Midi-chlorians, Jar Jar, little Anakin accidentally blowing up all those ships. Such awful films. Return of the Jedi was also quite awful. Ewoks, a Death Star rehash, terrible script, acting, and directing. People acting like all of a sudden Star Wars got messed up. Haha. It hasn't actually been good in almost 40 years. Although very derivative, at least Force Awakens was a good effort at rebooting the franchise. Last Jedi imploded the new Trilogy and Rise of Skywalker is a rushed mess. Btw, I was a Star Wars fan 40 years ago. I saw the first film in '79 (rereleased to my local theater). A New Hope and Empire were incredibly important in my life. I was the biggest Star Wars fan ever. But, it was all down hill from Jedi onward.
Kathleen is exactly like Palpatine, hiding in the shadows for many years, getting higher and higher in ranks and finally when the time came she revealed herself as a true villain.
The Critical Drinker is an astute observer of our movie universe. Behind his probably-false drunk act, he is a serious movie reviewer. I like the way he shreds these recent Star Wars debacles. But it is a shame that he can. Instead these recent movies should have been a gemstone on top of the crown jewels, whereas the movies are instead just crap.
You should watch his reviews of the most recent James Bond film and "Rambo: Last Blood". The funniest part is the part in the Rambo movie where Gabriella's friends take her out drinking to "clear....her....head". Hilarious!!!
TRoS was much much better then TFA/TLJ. And fortunately had less agenda and SJW crap in it that it wanted to force push down our throat. It also gave respect to Luke, Palpatine etc. But still the old trilogy is more like Shakespeare against Mickey Mouse. The only interesting/memorable new character in the new trilogy for me is Kylo. He has his struggles and finaly returns to the light. Also its strange that healing is a light side power now as Yoda explained one should let go and Palpatine explains that keeping the ones you love from dying by manipulating the force is a darkside ability. We have seen the Sister on Mortis give her life though and leaving some of her essence within Ashoka. So in this sence Rey bears the name Skywalker through Bens sacrifice. Also some other things could have been solved better. e.g. the massive new fleet could have been an old Sith fleet burried on Exogul that Palpatine just rebuilt with robots. They would have looked different, but still propably had made more sence. Also the dagger made no sence. They should have rather found an old recording of some dude that concluded through examination of the DS plans that Palpatine must have had one or more of these way finders in a hidden chamber on the DS and one may still be there to recover.
@@hmvd22 they haven't disabled comments on all of their videos (yet), btw, if you're looking for a transcription of the ending speech, here it is, spread the word: “To the leaders of Disney and Lucasfilm, in the very slim hope that any of you happen to be watching this video (or reading this), I want to say this, I hope it was worth it. I hope the destruction of one of the greatest I.P.’s in the history of cinema, the humiliation of characters beloved by whole generations, the perversion of the heartfelt moral lessons taught by the original trilogy, the nullification of all the struggles and triumphs and sacrifices that came before, and the brutal and permanent division of the Star Wars fan base was all worth it for you. I hope it was worth it to have your little moments, to push your half baked politics and current year agendas into a story that was once timeless and universal, and I hope it brought you real pride and fulfillment to mock and belittle, and put down anyone who dared to question your actions. I know your pride and egos will never allow you to publicly admit just how badly you screwed this one up. I know you’ll never have the backbone and humility to take responsibility for this failure, but lying awake in your beds, in the small hours of the night, with only the darkness, and your even darker thoughts for company, maybe you’ll pause to reflect for a moment, on what you did. Maybe you’ll finally realize that despite all the money and the hollow accolades from people just as vacuous as yourselves, your most enduring legacy will be one of absolute failure. If anything good at all has come out of this disastrous mess, its that the scale of your incompetence only underscores the superiority of all the movies you tried so hard to bury, and forget. Lacking with less money, more primitive technology, and fewer resources, George Lucas achieved something you’ll never, ever equal. A legacy to be proud of. And believe me, you’re gonna have a very long time to think about that. Anyway, that’s all I have for today, go away now.” - Critical Drinker
Some wise guy said this on the other side of UA-cam: "It actually all started with the Force Awakens. It literally undid everything the original heroes achieved. Relagated Luke to an island, leia to a failed general, and Han back to his smuggling ways. Turned a rebellion that won back into a small pack of "resistance" It also narrowed the world down again to just Skywalkers and recloned Vader and the empire in Kylo and the first order. I don't know why so many people fail to see how terrible of a setup TFA was for the rest of the sequels" And it sums it up perfectly IMO.
It was a terrible setup, Not impossible to solve, but something better would’ve been preferable (Make Snoke trained under a holocron, hell, If they have to, make it Palpatine’s, Luke was simply too far away to save Han, however, he knows that someone has found the map, sensed Leia, or something, or just have him arrive at the resistance The first order are the remnants of the empire, and so many people are still sorting things out, it’s why the first order rose These are just some ideas I came up with on the spot, not impossible to fix, but probably ends up being the worst of the trilogy, with 2 being second best, and the last one? Much better, assuming the first half of two is left answering questions, and parts of 3 as well)
TFA was atleast willed with hope for Star Wars, movie had me feeling like the beginning of something new but instead we got the same old shit just in a new format.
The trouble begins right in the opening crawl of TFA. "The First Order has risen from the ashes of the Empire." And . . . that's it. That's all the explanation we're going to get. This will NOT be explained but it HAS to be explained.
@@KneelB4Bacon This "explanation" required multiple book in the old EU and even then remnants of the Empire kinda collapsed all over again. The remarkable difference was that there was an actual NEW REPUBLIC reformed by the ex-rebels. This never was even mentioned in the disney sequels. Where was the republic all this time to let the New Order a.k.a. Empire rise up??
@@lordtornado3321 Yup. Rian wanted a reboot of "A New Hope" right down to "Rebels vs Empire" but the existing universe didn't allow him to make the movie he wanted to make. So he just said, "f*ck it" and put that nonsense in the title crawl and called it a day. When Lando shows up with those hundreds of ships in ROS, JJ has no explanation for them beyond that awful, "they're just . . . people" line. Both JJ and Rian did NO world building in all three movies. We never see the Rebels massing ships or making plans. So at the end of the THIRD movie, we STILL know nothing about the Republic, other than that it was nothing more than those six planets that JJ blew up in the first movie. "They're just people" is the only thing JJ CAN say. Also, JJ just wanted to have his big space battle, so explanations weren't important to him. His only criteria for writing scenes is "wouldn't it be cool if . . ."
After The Last Jedi I knew this movie would be shit and it's the first one I have no interest in seeing the cinema, but at least it's brought on very entertaining angry reviews
@@mapsofbeing5937 I just downloaded a torrent because I wanted to know what all the bad reviews were about. What a waste of time, stick to the critical drinker's review and safe yourself either cringing or nodding off
" the perfect description for DROSS you mean. Which is what this latest Star Wars franchise is. Utter tripe. Stopped watching at Episode 7 it was so crap"
@@mrredherring2900 The first 2 movies in the original trilogy were great. Since then, it has been a long slide down to the current garbage. Money is the only reason to keep making these childish movies.
"I'm just f ing glad they left Darth Vader out of this. i guess there are some graves that even Disney aren't willing to desecrate, not yet atleast." 3 years later and Obi-Wan series happens.
That show made BOTH Obi Wan and Anakin sniveling PUSSIES. You expect me to believe he hesitated during Order 66 allowing a youngling to simply walk away. And that Obi Wan, the Jedi Master that defeated Anakin fucking Skywalker on mustafar now runs away and hides from the same bitch who never became a Padawan FUCK YOU DISNEY
It is pretty much what I had to say about Disney's milking on the franchise. I hope that his message spreads across the millions of supposed fans that take a long, hard look at what their precious company had done to the timeless classic that had become a part of our culture. Hopefully it also teaches our movie industry that twitter and facebook are terrible places to get ideas and writing material.
I saw Empire Strikes Back at the cinema; had to travel to a different town, on the bus, to see it; I was in my early twenties; went with my brother, who was about 12, and my dad, who was in his sixties (he commented before we went in that he was probably the oldest person there); the projector broke down about ten minutes in, but they got it fixed and there were no more problems. Coming home, our bus had problems and we had to switch to a different one whose route ended about 2 miles from our house; we walked home, uphill all the way, finally getting there close to midnight by which time my brother was in tears because he was so tired. And it was still one of the best nights of my entire life. Seeing that movie convinced me what was possible in storytelling and film making. It made me desperate to see the final part of the trilogy. It was an event. It made me a Star Wars fan. The new stuff makes me sad to be a human being.
@Master Chief Don't rule it out. I have ancestors all over the place, from Australia to Italy and Ireland. My father's parents were Plymouth Brethren, but sadly I know nothing about them beyond that.
@Andrew Salter I remember seeing Empire as a four year old with my dad and older brother. The movie was scary, thrilling, funny, unnerving, sad. I remember vividly turning into my dads shoulder when the Wampa attacked Luke and being so scared when he was frozen in ice. I remember Return and we saw it on a rainy afternoon after my dads charity groups garage sale. I remember the theatre and how packed it was, the anticipation. Everything. Today I watched Last Jedi on streaming (twice, and not by choice) and couldn’t tell you what happens.
But well, the one shown in last Jedi is a ARC fighter, made in the clone wars Either that or it’s the one he lifted, can’t remember and can’t be bothered, Rey pilots a ARC I think, Don’t ask me why Luke has two different Spacecraft, from the clone wars and the Empire, Both underwater, One able to fly, and the other not But yes,
It must have special force powered anti rust proofing and battery charging because seriously, you leave a car undriven for like two weeks and you're going to have to replace the starter.
I'm really surprised you didn't mention how absolutely ridiculous it is, that the dagger lined up with the wreckage of the Death Star. The dagger, which was made thousands of years ago, and so existed before the wreckage. The wreckage, which hasn't shifted at all in that time, despite being in a raging ocean. The fact Rey had to be stood in that exact spot, for such an alignment to work. The fact that she even realized that the dagger would line up with the wreckage at all... The crowd at the cinema I was at in London audibly groaned at that moment.
It wasn't made a thousand years ago, that would make too much sense. The dagger was made recently enough that its inscription points to the wreckage of the death star, which is so stupid it's insane.
I remember my Dad and I leaving the theatre together and before we got into the car he turned to me said to me: “well if we can get through that, we might as well go see Cats next.” That’s how bad it was.
I said, when I got out, "This movie is like taking drugs. Looks cool, feels good, and then you realize it's shit once you start to actually think. Don't do it."
When J. R. R. Tolkien sold the movie rights for "Lord of the Rings," he did so forbidding Disney from ever being involved. He said, "As long as it was possible to veto anything from or influenced by the Disney studios..."
Tolkein had an extreme distaste for how Dwarves were represented in Snow White so that might've been why. He also disliked America, calling it a land of sanitation, feminism, and thought an American victory would be bad for the morale of the 2nd world war.
I so identify with the sad, dejected tone His Royal Drunkenness takes at the very end of the video. The world that I grew up with as a child of the first and only trilogy worth a damn has been destroyed by Disney and the most galling part of that is that they seem gleeful about it.
It's nihilism man, they don't believe in anything, and they think the past needs to be unmade, or made just as meaningless as they think it is. Like Drinker said, vacuous. The same theme runs through a lot of big productions these days. Game of Thrones is a perfect example, besides Disney's Star Wars. It's probably a symptom of our culture, or is it that our culture is a symptom of this and other "art" being produced and pushed out to the masses.
@@jamescarter3708 Game of Thrones is not quite the same. George Lucas had an outline for this 'sequel trilogy' which was ignored by KK et al, because they knew better than the creator, or so they thought. GoT was, with hindsight, crippled at the outset by the omission of certain plot threads (eg, young Griff - his omission meant the whole Dorne plot went nowhere fast, besides everything else - and Jayne Poole), probably for reasons of cost, at a time when the show's budget was still relatively small; and by the seeming inability of the author to further his narrative during the entire eight year run of the show. The creation of the Night King by the showrunners, again with hindsight, did immense damage to the show at its endgame because having to vanquish not just one but two major foes in a handful of episodes reduced both antagonists to ciphers.
Its 2024 and these words of the Drinker are so heartfelt even today. We are facing more Disney excrement being The Acolyte so with sadness we reflect on what was a great franchise, George Lucas’ Star Wars not this DEI (Didn’t Earn It) shit
@@anthonyeder8360 I really hope fans make a diy movie of some sort to continue from where 6 left off, but idk. I just want George Lucas to come back and give us his vision. His story was going to be incredible
It was rather ominously sad. Like it had a underlying message. If you don't hear from drinker in two months, you know what happened. Disney sent a "Goofy" Team to deal with him. Mickey Mouse took his favourite silencer. Jokes aside, rather tired too. As mentioned already, all that drinking ain't no walk in the park.
Oh good Lord. I've never had a movie review bring up tears. I was crying through the last few minutes of this review. I'm 55 and grew up with Star Wars. It's been heartbreaking to see it destroyed (I bailed out after TLJ; I got the "fuck you" he talks about here loud and clear.) Speaking truth to power. Well done, Critical Drinker!
@@patrickwalsh8913 And it is quite understandable. That entire end thing, to me at least, was nothing but the honest truth, the sad truth of the SW saga.
In the original trilogy, Darth Vader killed hundreds of people, yet Luke still saw the good in him. Sequel Luke tried to kill his apprentice when he had a fucking bad dream
Really? I actually thought star trek was a good film, the first one anyway. I thought people generally liked it lol my dad has always been a big star trek fan and he enjoyed it too. Didn't know people disliked it.
While I absolutely detest the shit that was the sequels we got forced down our throat from him I just want to note that atleast Star Trek and Into Darkness were somewhat captivating and had a somehwat believable story, minor character development and were consistent (to a degree) with their inuniverse rules and laws. Unlike the Sequels.
*Kylo:* Well actually, I WAS telling the truth. Your parents WERE nobody, to protect you from your grandfather who IS somebody *Rey:* Okay, but what about the alcoholism part? *Kylo:* Idk lol, thought it'd be funny
I clicked on your profile by mistake and your Alex Jones trilogy is the greatest thing I’ve seen in years. The combination of magical realism and fairy tales with internet culture... *chef’s kiss*
Your final message actually moved me, couldn't have used better words to spit in the face of KK and her sycophants. Man, I so suffered through this final trilogy, and not due to my age, but because it destroyed all the original trilogy stood for, from the sense of wonder to the positive messages
The old Star Wars films touched people in a way they cherished their entire lives. The new Star Wars films touch people in a way that should get the filmmakers arrested, thrown in prison, and placed on a list.
I feel so bad for mark Hamil more than anyone else in this scenario, he lived and loved this franchise and he just spent half a decade watching people ruthlessly beat it to death
Tbf the guy agreed to the script. He has enough power-both socially and monetarily-that he could have changed how they wrote Luke instead of complaining about it on Twitter. Disney did it and Hamill let them.
@@ninjaturtlefan2003 Hamil having power against Disney? Keep dreaming. I wonder whether he would end up homeless and penyless person living on the streets because of all the lost lawsuits if he went against Disney OR if they would hire some assassin and he would have an accident after which Luke would be recast by a more diverse person.
@@ninjaturtlefan2003 what fantasy world do you live in? You think Mark Hamill has any influence over Disney? You think an out-of-his-prime typecast actor who, at most has a couple hundred million dollars in assets has any say over one of the largest media conglomeration in the world worth well into the tens, if not hundreds of billions of dollars? You may want to run your head under some cold water so you can wake up and rejoin the rational society again. Mark Hamill was strong-armed into keeping negative comments about the movies to himself by Disney. Before Disney lawyers had a little talk with him, he was saying he fundamentally disagreed with the direction Rian Johnson took the character. Do you actually believe he pulled a complete 180° on the subject without Disney's influence? If so, I recommend another dunk under cold water. You can see his disappointment and, ultimately, his defeat in interviews of TLJ.
You know who Rae represents. Rae is that one kid on the playground when your playing superheros. The rule that you only get one power or ability, but when questioned what her power is, her answer is akin to, "I have the power to...... have all the powers I want".
Carrie Fisher had the audacity to die and inconvenience the whole process. And Didn't Harrison Ford beg to be killed off so he wouldn't have to lower himself anymore by appearing in such... shite ? I worked as Head Teller for a major NYC bank years ago and can say with some authority... Even in hundred dollar bills what they must have paid him to appear in this trainwreck would not fit into the proverbial "wheelbarrow".
That's a good point. The Prequels used plenty of musical cues from the OT as well as making their own unique score. Why couldn't the sequels pick up on music from both prior trilogies?
Disney couldn't give a shit they might as well left the original cast on Endor and started a new story the Skywalker finished on Endor not this regurgitated mess
As bad as the entire new trilogie was I cant understand the problems people had with the scenes of Kylo and Rey saving each other from dying. I mean a damn doctor or even you can revive a person if she or he just died 10 seconds ago.
Stego1819 It’s more the fact they used it 700 times when it’s never existed before. And Rey’s first one on Kylo is pretty ridiculous, she had just put a massive fucking hole through him
It would've been funny if they spent an hour resurrecting one another. First, Rey dying, then Kylo Ren ressurrects her, and the HE dies; then Rey takes over and resurrects Kylo, and on and on, until one if them gets tired. Unfortunately, the run time for the movie would by that point easily exceed some 3 1/2 hours!!! lol
@@1165mac And his sign off, he sounded so defeated and sad. Like, goddamn, he couldn't even have the strength to tell us to go away, like he told us but then it felt like he was going to cry. hell of a monologue. And yet, we are here in 2023 and they...really haven't improved? IMO anyway
"Rapid fire stupidity" Thank you for nailing why I so dislike JJ's Star Trek reboot. Absolutely no character moments or quiet reflection in contrast to the constant action snot thrown against the wall.
Gaz 995 this shit is toxic to the fandom , if you don’t like it fine, but the sequel trilogy IS CANON no matter how much you wanna ostrich mode your face in the dirt
Drinker's little monologue in the end was sad and beautiful. Thank you, Drinker, for being one of the few balanced voices of reason and criticism in today's world of creative destruction and the sheer fucking hubris of the so-called creators.
I dunno. It seems kinda two-faced. Back before episode 7, people frequently disrespected George Lucas (justly, IMO) for the prequels. They pointed out that a lot of the success of the OT came from the people around George challenging, changing, and improving upon his vision. And now that these new movies exist, it's become fashionable to pretend he was perfect. Some people in Disney know how to deliver good Star Wars content, and I suspect they'll handle future films. What they did with 7-9 was regrettable, but I think they'll learn. If Lucas was still doing them, they would all be like the prequels.
All they had to do was make Snoke a fallen original ancient Jedi. That was the first to be corrupted by the Dark side of the Force and led to the first batch of Dark side Force users. The Jedi Order would imprison him in the Unknown Regions for thousands of years. Snoke should have been the inspiration for the Sith Order. The remnants of the Empire find his prison and release him from bondage. He starts the First Order in order seek revenge against the Jedi. The Force Awakens fight should have ended in a draw with Kylo and Rey with the earth split between them and a stare down. Kylo does not remove his mask until episode 9. Luke Skywalker is a bad ass old Jedi using the Force to take down ships. Leia can use the Force but under more logical context. He should be on the island planet studying the ancient Jedi texts to discover a way to destroy Snoke. The answer is a combination of the Light and Dark side Force users to defeat him.
I never understood why J.R.R. Tolkien wanted to keep Disney away from The Lord of the Rings. Now that Disney has destroyed Star Wars, I fully understand.
@Shane Bruhhh.............Disney hired KK, KK should've been the leader with a researched concise plan. KK for whatever reason is so terrible that she let everyone do w.e they want. It's on Disney.
@Shane this. This is my problem. He can't write anything original. He can't write a good twist, let alone think it's a good idea to throw to what would normally be major ones about lineage into the same trilogy (Ben Solo and Rey Palpatine). But most importantly, he didn't plan ahead. Yes, I know he wasn't supposed to direct this one. But it's a trilogy, supposedly with a common story thread. With 3 different directors/writers, they needed to make that outline of what story beats to hit in each part, and they didn't think it needed to be done. He had Kasdan for Force Awakens but I don't really know how much was him or JJ. Han dying I'm pretty sure was Lawrence, but beyond that, I'm not sure. JJ, this entire thing is on you. Not Kathleen, dare I say not entirely Disney, you. You wrote Rian into a box. You caused that to happen. And because of it, you were put into an even smaller box. You didn't outline. You didn't plan. You just said fuck it and went. And now, you broke it. The very thing you love. The very thing that inspired you to become what you are. And you destroyed it.
At the moment when Kylo kissed Rey and resurrected her and immediately dropped dead, the entire theater I was watching this in erupted in laughter. It was a glorious moment, and the most enjoyable one in this movie.
The force was already overblown a decade ago. I remember this Force Unleashed ad where Starkiller pulls a whole star destroyer out of the sky and throws it around like a wet towel. ua-cam.com/video/RkBiYpD3SDc/v-deo.html
@@LeBoomStudios That's because he's using the dark side of the Force. The dark side is always stronger than the light side, that's why usually, a Sith is stronger than a Jedi. Rey could do all this while only using the light side lol. How stupid.
He sounded so defeated when he said "Go away now" I mean, I know he says that a lot in his videos, but his tone in the video just added to that defeated nature.
I hate Disney for ruining Star Wars. Your ending paragraphs of this video echoes my feelings perfectly. I didn't think someone could put into words how them killing off something I held dear for so long made me feel. BUT you did it. Your words, tone and images of the OT reminded me of the magic I felt seeing episodes 4,5 and 6 for tyr first time. Thank you for giving Star Wars the reverence it deserves.
I don't understand why they make such a big deal in the movie about it being remade. Like in LOTR when they reforge the sword that cut the One Ring off Sauron, it's for a purpose. But like countless other plot lines it gets a 2-3 minute montage of it being remade and then completely forgotten.
Andre Moto the way he said go away now this time sounded like he actually meant it not as a joke but as if he really wanted some time to dwell on Star Wars
@@FractalPrism. You know, Force healing could have worked as a very strong Light-side power opposite that of Force Lightning, in the sense that a very powerful, highly trained Jedi could mend wounds if it was a tiring, difficult thing to do. What makes the whole thing feel off here is the fact that Rey, who has minimal training and was never shown to learn this skill, pulls it off easily immediately after injuring her opponent. This makes it look casual, simple and indeed trivial. If Rey had been able to stabilize Kylo's condition at great effort to allow him to be treated later, I think it would've worked. It might also have been an opportunity to see these characters develop their rapport. What's really silly about the Force here is that Rey can easily do what most Jedi Grandmasters could only dream of and Palpatine 2.0 is basically a god, which makes it even worse when he's killed by 2 lightsabers. There were tons of ways to introduce new Force powers that made sense, like the blaster bolt feat Kylo did in TFA. But now it's essentially godlike powers that pretty much anyone who needs the plot to move forward can invoke.
I'm into starships... when they used that ship as a hyperspace missile... if only there were some weapon to take on them death star hey? Those "writers" stabbed star wars canon and thereby aby measure of stakes and logic within the realm . Right in the eye with a pencil
Your closing message at the 28 minute mark brought a tear to my eye. I could hear the pain and disappointment in your voice, and it seemed that for a scant few minutes you threw off the character of the drinker and spoke truly from the deepest part of your heart. As true Star Wars fans I feel like we just want to wake up tomorrow and for this all to be a bad dream.
The beauty of it is the new trilogy is so bad we can mentally discard it for what it is, a shameless soulless cash grab that promised much but could never deliver. Much like the Trump presidency a hollow spectacle and fraud, these films will be quickly forgotten.
look up Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber. The universal musical code for "Feels". The choice to use it is so poignant and on point, I don't think anything could had encapsulated it better.
@@stspadino This should be an opportunity to maybe stop the war that is coming to this country. Think about it... you have a hatred for Trump and conservatives, but the SJW's hate you and view you as a bigot, racist, sexist, etc because you don't like the SW Sequels. Is it possible that, just like them being wrong about you, maybe you are similarly wrong about Trump and conservatives? Doesn't it at least provoke curiosity on your part to consider maybe things aren't what they seem? I'm a centrist and my voter ID card says independent... I'm just calling it like I see it.
@@dirckslade5543 haha good point. Would've been easy for her too, after pulling down a speeding ship and simultaneously levitating herself and dozens of orbiting rocks, that's what's so effed up
Well, it's somehow similar to that part in Mat 8: "And behold a great tempest arose in the sea, so that the boat was covered with waves, but he was asleep. And they came to him, and awaked him, saying: Lord, save us, we perish. And Jesus saith to them: Why are you fearful, O ye of little faith? Then rising up, he commanded the winds, and the sea, and there came a great calm."
Same here, never watched 9 because 8 Was so bad. I got Star wars jedi fallen order for free on ea play 2 years ago, but never installed it because i dont care in the slightest these days...
@Apfelnudel: I can beat that. I haven’t even watched 8 yet, since 7 was already very weird. They did not explain a single shit in this movie and everything that happens happens so randomly, because the plot wants it to. Like there’s a new empire aka New Order now. Like how? And the resistance is basically beaten. Why and by what? And there’s a Stormtrooper who suddenly switches to the rebels in a matter of minutes and has then no problem killing dozens of his former teammates. Really? So he meets a guy who should logically be very sceptical about the sudden change of minds of his new found pal, but fuck it. They’re best buddies now. So they flee and not only crash on a desert planet (how original), no, one of em just vanishes and the other immediately stumbles upon female MC 101. Of course, they instantly become best friends, too. WTF? Then they’re being attacked and flee using the Falcon which just happens to stand around there, ready for takeoff. Are you kidding me? Needless to say, Female MC 101 knows exactly how to fly this thing better than anyone in the galaxy and they escape. How convenient. Than they get caught by smugglers who just so happen to pass by, and guess what? It’s Han and Chewie of all people in the galaxy! Some idiotic monster scene later, they have some nostalgic blahblah and fly off to a bar, because that’s what I‘d want to do at this point, too…. The point where I completely lost it, was when CGI bartender-granny gave Female MC 101 Luke‘s lightsaber with no explanation whatsoever. Where did she get it from? How did she know what it is? Why does she give it to a total stranger? WHAT IS THIS SHIT? I wasn’t even sad, when they killed off Han, my most beloved childhood hero besides He-Man. He was better off this way honestly. How you can fuck this up in so many monumental ways is just as much beyond me as the fact that people paid money to see 8 after they already experienced this clusterfuck of a movie.
@@Mozartkugel you’re both lucky and critical. At first I thought episode 7 was a hopeful step towards something sort of decent, but had I known what episode 8 would’ve been… yeah. Can’t blame me especially after Rogue One hit. Say what you will, that show slapped harder than it should’ve.
Talentless writers with no passion for their "craft", who don't understand or care about the source material, who get the jobs because they spout the "correct" politics or tick off the "proper" boxes in a diversity survey, and who are anxious to push their half-baked agendas and personal political views on a new generation. Welcome to today's Hollywood!!!!
"What a total, complete, and perfect disaster. This movie isn't just an insult to STAR WARS-- it doesn't just make a mockery of everything that came before it-- it's an affront to simple common sense and intelligence. A desperate, amateurish, horribly-written, badly-acted, bloated, and monumentally dumb conglomeration of half-formed ideas, discarded plot threads, disjointed storylines, and redundant characters that feels like fan fiction written by a 13-year old with ADHD." Very well said.
Fair enough. His words not mine. As someone who was ALSO a 13-year old with ADHD-- and someone who isn't offended very easily-- I don't take offense because I understood the point he was making about the lack of maturity and the seeming inability to focus that the script betrays. But I like your take: a 13-year old with ADHD could write a much better story.
Probably a point beat into the ground already... But he also wrote Lost, remember?! Lol he regurgitates beloved stories in Star Wats and Star Trek and pawns it off as new instead of used...
I like how you basically didn't mention Finn at all throughout these reviews. Because despite the ridiculous amount of screen time he gets, his value to the movie, to the franchise even, is basically nothing.
...which is a travesty. Finn was by far the most interesting, relatable and well set story of the bunch. Poe was already the hotshot; only possible story was failure of some sort and rising again... which is exactly what we got. Rey was clearly going to be the Jedi in training and female power icon, only so far you can push with that (even Katara had to branch out from that trope). Kylo had so much potential if they had stuck with him being a vessel of both the light and dark, keeping him warring within himself to use both sides... but they turned him into discount Syndome, making costumes of his favorite Super and everything. But Finn??? Lore on Storm troopers after the clones. Lore on the inner workings of the Empire/ First Order. Lore on untrained force sensitivity. Lore on the power of friendship, learning morality and overcoming brainwashing... all so many interesting storylines silenced because Disney politics and China preferring lighter skin. The only racists are you, Disney execs. Stop pandering to Chinese money and hypocritically cutting all of the representation for their films. Finn was set to be amazing, at a time the world needed a silver screen POC hero... and you shivved him for what? All while raking in that black hating Chinese money, all while screaming at us for being racists and hating. Look in the mirror and stand for something, and not at your actor's expense.
@@anonymouspokemon4623 I felt the right direction was for Finn to have some Jedi powers, enough to turn a few weak tricks with real impact. He seems to be a humanizing ornament for Rey's deadpan Heroine.
I'd already forgotten about the movie-- it was a one-time deal that I couldn't wait until it was over. The movie was hackneyed where the characters were little more than props and where the constraints of energy/force use became boundless and unbelievable. Star Wars has veered well into the magic realm but even magic realms need rules to be comprehensible. Star Wars for me will forever be the first 3 movies. Disney cannot churn out enough content to make me forget the inspired awe I felt when watching a New Hope.
The prequels are light years ahead of everything that's come out since. And in my judgement, those movies are a step down from the originals. Having said that, I would be thrilled to see movies that met the standard of the prequels. No where in my comment did I disparage those moves. But apparently, you wanted to infer that.
You know it's kind of weird, after all these years, regardless of how I feel about the prequels, I can always remember enjoying sitting there watching them with my friends, even laughing at them with good nature. But I have not been able to sit still for a single one of these Disney Star Wars films. I'm not a mega mega Star Wars fan, but I'm very familiar with the EU, and regardless of what anyone thinks of the prequels, I can still look back on them fondly, even admitting their flaws
I saw it in the cinema. There was a point I desperately needed the toilet, and I missed about fifteen minutes of the film. Not once have I felt the need to find out what I missed, because I realised I’d missed nothing.
Remember back when everyone was worried about jj’s use of lens flare was going to ruin the movies. jj was like Hold my blue milk I got something a lot worse in mind
I can’t wait to see the episode 10-12 trilogy where Ray is evil on a mysterious planet building a giant Death Star out of a galaxy. Then her long-lost daughter is found on a desert planet and then trains to become a strong Jedi to beat Ray with a purple light saber, which happened to belong to her great grandfather, Windu. Then find out Windu’s son was abandoned on a desert planet where he lost his son, Finn, to a trooper team on another desert planet. After ep 9. Finn happened to find the purple saber on a cruise in Nabu with his daughter, where she is taken by a squid then dropped on a desert planet, thus filling in the back story. Also, Luke and Anniken play catch in a force projection on a desert planet. Then jar jar’s great granddaughter is a Jedi too with water bending. Also a bunch of spin off series.
I almost had respect for Ray, until the last scene. When she called herself a Skywalker. At that moment I said "Fuck you". As loud as I could. Rather than accepting herself as a Palpatine, working hard to be more than her grandfather and Change it into something uplifting, she just takes the name as though she earned it. That's this trilogy. All style, no substance. No sacrifice.
I was happy when Rey died. Then they revived her... Why though? Just leave her there. Nobody cares. She saved a universe from someone who didn't exist anymore. She probably just dreamed all of this.
Honestly, the film would have been better if Rey sacrificed herself to stop Palpatine and let Kylo (Ben) live. He would have literally been the last Jedi that was taught by Luke and he would have had a chance to redeem himself and go on to start over fresh. But screw that, we can't let Rey just die, because she's the best.
Why? They are here and they will always be here I mean the one and only STAR WARS! Who gives a heck what comes out these days and what kind of content is in it? I repeat: The one and only STAR WARS will always be available for watching! 1977-2005 That's STAR WARS! Everything else is a waste of time and money!
15:50 "I'm Rey *Skywalker* " "'Sky-who-now?' No, pretty sure this place used to belong to the Lars family." Why would anybody on Tatooine associate that name with that residence
Upon the Lars' untimely demise, the deed automatically transferred to the only (known) living relative and heir: Luke Skywalker. But why did Rey know about it?
@@commontater652 Abrams thought that would look cool at the end and forgot to use basic common fucking sense. I just wish the old woman would've been Darth plagueis and cut the bitches head off with his saber. Now that would've been an ending we could've enjoyed.
One of the saddest, most lifeless and defeated renditions of 'Go away now' I've heard from the Drinker. You can tell he was disappointed at how indifferent he'd become with this shit heap sequel trilogy.
That’s when I left the cinema. I had twenty riding on the theory that Rey and Kylo were twins and that Rey was the evil one. I lost twenty quid and sat in a darkened room. Was I glad it was I over? Yes. Was the trilogy handled properly? No. I lost fifty quid watching all the new Star Wars movies (the new trilogy and the two spin-offs). I kept the faith. Hoped that this was a blip and the real Empire killer was coming but no. It’s like being slapped in the face.
I come back to this every few months when I get frustrated with whatever dumb starwars trend is occurring that week. It just feels so good to listen to this to get out the frustration of Disney destroying the franchise I used to love.
And then Rey is offered the Iron Throne but she don't want it so she heads off to rejoin the Night's Watch and on her way back North she stops by Winterfell and Force heals everyone in the crypt the end
@@macmcleod1188 at that moment an owl appears bringing a letter with it. Rey reads the letter and discovers she's been admitted to Hogwarts and also that she has immediately graduated sorcerer's school.
So did C3PO always have separate red light bulbs in his eyes for when he was forced to translate a forbidden language? Anakin must have left those in as an Easter egg.
Naaaa it never got installed until right before the movie... Someone smart said wont people notice that? And the writers were like "naaa, eh'ell be foyne"
The genuine sadness with which you delivered your closing monologue is touching and resonates with the generations that grew up with the original trilogy.
So, minor point but I find it also annoying, does Rey only possess one set of clothes? They are suited to a desert environment, but why wouldn't she wear different clothing as dictated by whatever environment she was in? In the originals, all the characters had clothing that matched the setting. Is everyone so stupid that we wont recognize the characters unless they look exactly like they did when they were introduced? Annoying.
Lol... That bugged me as well. She has the exact same hairstyle as a child too, like we weren't smart enough to recognize that was REY as a child. Not some other child but REY!!
Nope, I thought the exact same thing when I saw the first trailer. I was like, "Seriously? She's wearing the same thing again?" In the OT, Luke's wardrobe went through a progression like his character. He started off wide-eyed and optimistic, wearing all white. By RotJ, he was wearing all black and his demeanor was stoic and measured. Rey's costume is the perfect representation of her character. She doesn't change or grow because she doesn't need to.
The last couple of minutes got me. Bravo drinker. You also don’t just say that you dislike something. You explain why. We don’t deserve you good man. Thank you.
Wow the final monologue got me right in the feels. You encapsulated the anger and feelings all the Star Wars fanbase beautifully. Well the real fan base. Thank you Drinker.
"I have bought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new fanbase" - Disney "Your new empire?" - The real Fanbase "Don't make me kill you." -Disney "Disney, my allegiance is to the First 6 films, to good movies!" "If you're not with me you're racist/sexist." -Disney
The fact that Finn was introduced as a ex-trooper who wanted to redeem himself, to be basically told..."okay, well, we don't need you now" early on is such a lost opportunity.
I know right? And he was the most interesting character out of the whole lot. And they just give him a back seat to Rey and her bullshit. Complete bloody waste of an intriguing character.
As I said, the people behind these movies said "We don't want to focus too much on the heroes of the OT because we want to give the new characters their time to shine!" ...and then you realize that what they did with them ranges to: nothing; wasted potential or plan SHIT.
Sadly, as a common theme in this type of movies, he was used as a "Token". He actually had the most interesting background, what a potential wasted for nothing... They killed this character like it was a joke.
His story could have been an important part of all three movies. While Ray was developing as a hero, (as opposed to a Mary Sussie) we could have followed Finn as he attempted to redeem himself for what he did. And I don't mean mop floors. Chewie would be another one, watch as he came to term with the loss of his friend. And if they had did it differently Luke coming to term with whatever his mistake he made. Poe, give him an arch. And don't say you can't have that many people having this happening. Remember Lord of the Rings? They all had their own stories that added to the overall enjoyment of the movies.
The worst part is using the dagger to find the location/room in the Death Star. So,… there’s this dagger that was made before the Death Star blew up, that then miraculously perfectly aligns with a miraculous piece of the Death Star that miraculously survived rentry on Endor, which is a forest moon and not a water planet, to point out a room in the Death Star that only Palpetine knew existed because it’s a hidden room in his chambers…. Right…. I knew palpo could see the future a bit by this is taking the biscuit
Oh Drinker, Thank you. I've never encountered a movie critic who cared so much or expressed it so well. Somebody had to say it and I'm glad it was you.The last part of this video gave me actual chills. I was 26 when the first Star Wars came out, and the lines at the Plitt Theater in LA snaked out and down and around the buildings, where people left the theater and got right back in line to wait hours to see it again. The original trilogy will, yes, endure. Carrie Fisher said, around 1984, "Nobody will ever know how hard those movies were to make."
Hollywood pushes things that Fantasy novel writers have great difficulty pushing and making profit and this is party because novel writers do not have a monopoly and have to compete in a real market, in the real world, The only strong liberals ones that i have come across where super cheap books that books stores and supermarket have trouble selling, Dollar books. Hollywood need real competition and this cannot happen without breaking the monopoly, forcing Hollywood to fail or join the real world. Hollywood is a purely political and propaganda based machine.
As far as I'm concerned, there are only 6 star wars movies. Cheers drinker, that speech at the end is monumental. You nailed it perfectly. Corporate greed and ideological liberalism have destroyed one of the greatest stories ever. So sad
Anakin: Cuts off Mace Windu's hand, kills Jedi, kills younglings, destroys the Jedi order, betrays the Republic, force chokes his wife, and tries killing his master and best friend just to learn the force ability to save people from dying. Rey: ... Well, guess she didn't need to go through any of that.
If Force healing is a Light side ability which can bring the dead back to life, then why didn't Yoda teach Anakin so he wouldn't be tempted? If Luke knew this ability, why didn't he just heal Anakin as he was dying?
@Narvartense What are you talking about, all I heard was the fandom celebrating that Star Wars was free of George Lucas. Now the fandom's gotten a trilogy that's ACTUALLY crap, suddenly Disney are the greedy bad guys..
@@basedcrusader8205 I know that, but I'm surprised that it took an actually bad Star Wars trilogy for this fandom to see that. And yet there are fans who think the ST is better than the PT.
@@DemonicRemption The Sequels and Prequels are both bad, just for different reasons. Though I will confess when comparing the two together, the Sequels are worse.
@@death-king1834 Not only that but think about it, it's been a decade and we're STILL talking about The Phantom Menace... It's been a decade plus for the latter two prequel films and we're still discussing their faults and successes. I don't see the fandom doing that for the sequel trilogy, because it(with the exception of TLJ) was bland and safe. Lucas tried and failed to tell a story in a manner that fascinates fans to this day, whereas the sequels seem manufactured...
The Drinkers speech at the end is more epic than any single moment Disney was able to produce on screen 📺 in any of these 3 movies. 28:00 is the speech marker.
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The Critical Drinker do think Star Wars will ever recover from this?
Took you a lot of bottles to make pt2... I feel your pain, just watched this mess of a movie.
You sir are amazing.I also love your video game stuff! Been playing resident evil since 96' keep up hard work man! We love you over here in Ohio!
love it
Thank You The Critical Drinker Because,
“In a Time of Universal Deceit
Telling the Truth Is a Revolutionary Act”
The worst thing is that, they actually had Harrison Ford, Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher etc. and they used them so badly.
It is nearly a crime - the way they abused the former lead characters. Minimalizing them to mere caricatures of their former glory. The Critical Drinker properly dissects these recent crapola deliveries from Disney. JJ Abrams and Kathleen Kennedy should be removed from the movie industry.
My heart hearts wen I think of that
To not have a scene of all the originals together is beyond criminal. A team of middle schoolers with a camera, while not having a Disney budget or resources, would at least make a more heartfelt trilogy of films.
Well, on the defense of Force Awakens, the death of Han Solo was pretty intense and sad, it was unexpected, and also to see all the different emotions going through Kylo Ren's face during that moment was good acting on his part. I agree with what you guys are saying but at the same time let's not shit on everything either...
@@lajeandom It's not about sh1tting on anything... In fact, I have nothing against originals dying... Han should have died in Act 2, not 1. It would mirror the danger he was in during TESB. There's just too much finality in the early part of the story while they keep pushing these bland new characters to the forefront.
When Rey “killed” Chewy I remember thinking “oh well, does it really matter at this point”...That’s what Disney has done...make a 30 year fan not care anymore.
@Kel Steele
Dude after the ending of TLJ, I had the same thought... Though to be fair while I'm 31, I'm more of a casual fan who's only seen the prequels and Clone Wars cartoons...
Totally agree, I felt the same.
I'm 30 and a huge fan of everything star wars. I couldn't agree more with you
George Lucas accomplished that for me with the prequels. Midi-chlorians, Jar Jar, little Anakin accidentally blowing up all those ships. Such awful films. Return of the Jedi was also quite awful. Ewoks, a Death Star rehash, terrible script, acting, and directing.
People acting like all of a sudden Star Wars got messed up. Haha. It hasn't actually been good in almost 40 years. Although very derivative, at least Force Awakens was a good effort at rebooting the franchise. Last Jedi imploded the new Trilogy and Rise of Skywalker is a rushed mess.
Btw, I was a Star Wars fan 40 years ago. I saw the first film in '79 (rereleased to my local theater). A New Hope and Empire were incredibly important in my life. I was the biggest Star Wars fan ever. But, it was all down hill from Jedi onward.
I actually got really pissed off, like wow thanks Rey if you weren't already dislike-able enough you killed Chewie.
Kathleen is exactly like Palpatine, hiding in the shadows for many years, getting higher and higher in ranks and finally when the time came she revealed herself as a true villain.
:D
Only she has a charisma of a chewed up popsicle stick, and is equally capable.
Agreed the only difference is Palpatine is an actual mastermind and genius and also not hard on the eyes as opposed to Kennedy LOL
I bet her skin is all wrinkles too
@@Lucitaur At least a popsicle stick can still be burned and give off light and heat
It’s been 3+ years and the closing monologue is the truest words that have been spoken about Disney Star Wars
You can expand it to every person that works on a Disney movie now.
Can't agree more!
Until the panderverse
Yes sir!
It's been four years now and honestly, I teared up at that monologue.
Dude, the ending message in this vid probably enticed more emotions than the whole new trillogy combined.
Absolutely!
The Critical Drinker is an astute observer of our movie universe. Behind his probably-false drunk act, he is a serious movie reviewer. I like the way he shreds these recent Star Wars debacles. But it is a shame that he can. Instead these recent movies should have been a gemstone on top of the crown jewels, whereas the movies are instead just crap.
You should watch his reviews of the most recent James Bond film and "Rambo: Last Blood". The funniest part is the part in the Rambo movie where Gabriella's friends take her out drinking to "clear....her....head". Hilarious!!!
Made me tear up at the end 😢
TRoS was much much better then TFA/TLJ. And fortunately had less agenda and SJW crap in it that it wanted to force push down our throat. It also gave respect to Luke, Palpatine etc.
But still the old trilogy is more like Shakespeare against Mickey Mouse.
The only interesting/memorable new character in the new trilogy for me is Kylo. He has his struggles and finaly returns to the light. Also its strange that healing is a light side power now as Yoda explained one should let go and Palpatine explains that keeping the ones you love from dying by manipulating the force is a darkside ability. We have seen the Sister on Mortis give her life though and leaving some of her essence within Ashoka. So in this sence Rey bears the name Skywalker through Bens sacrifice.
Also some other things could have been solved better. e.g. the massive new fleet could have been an old Sith fleet burried on Exogul that Palpatine just rebuilt with robots. They would have looked different, but still propably had made more sence.
Also the dagger made no sence. They should have rather found an old recording of some dude that concluded through examination of the DS plans that Palpatine must have had one or more of these way finders in a hidden chamber on the DS and one may still be there to recover.
"GEORGE LUCAS was able to build this in a cave, FROM A BOX OF SCRAP!"
Damn right and nice pun to Ironman
Well, I'm sorry. I'm not George Lucas.
@@wahlex841 Yes he's not, he is not even hammer at his best
Hardly. He ripped off Hidden Fortress.
Pure gold
That ending monologue directed at Disney was gorgeous.
it was awesome mate
I got genuine chills listening to it.
Too bad they deactivated comments on their channel, otherwise I’d have transcribed that message to them.
almost brought a tear to my eye. and made me so happy for, and proud of george and lucasfilm. thanks for your words
@@hmvd22 they haven't disabled comments on all of their videos (yet), btw, if you're looking for a transcription of the ending speech, here it is, spread the word: “To the leaders of Disney and Lucasfilm, in the very slim hope that any of you happen to be watching this video (or reading this), I want to say this, I hope it was worth it. I hope the destruction of one of the greatest I.P.’s in the history of cinema, the humiliation of characters beloved by whole generations, the perversion of the heartfelt moral lessons taught by the original trilogy, the nullification of all the struggles and triumphs and sacrifices that came before, and the brutal and permanent division of the Star Wars fan base was all worth it for you. I hope it was worth it to have your little moments, to push your half baked politics and current year agendas into a story that was once timeless and universal, and I hope it brought you real pride and fulfillment to mock and belittle, and put down anyone who dared to question your actions. I know your pride and egos will never allow you to publicly admit just how badly you screwed this one up. I know you’ll never have the backbone and humility to take responsibility for this failure, but lying awake in your beds, in the small hours of the night, with only the darkness, and your even darker thoughts for company, maybe you’ll pause to reflect for a moment, on what you did. Maybe you’ll finally realize that despite all the money and the hollow accolades from people just as vacuous as yourselves, your most enduring legacy will be one of absolute failure. If anything good at all has come out of this disastrous mess, its that the scale of your incompetence only underscores the superiority of all the movies you tried so hard to bury, and forget. Lacking with less money, more primitive technology, and fewer resources, George Lucas achieved something you’ll never, ever equal. A legacy to be proud of. And believe me, you’re gonna have a very long time to think about that. Anyway, that’s all I have for today, go away now.” - Critical Drinker
Some wise guy said this on the other side of UA-cam:
"It actually all started with the Force Awakens. It literally undid everything the original heroes achieved. Relagated Luke to an island, leia to a failed general, and Han back to his smuggling ways. Turned a rebellion that won back into a small pack of "resistance" It also narrowed the world down again to just Skywalkers and recloned Vader and the empire in Kylo and the first order. I don't know why so many people fail to see how terrible of a setup TFA was for the rest of the sequels"
And it sums it up perfectly IMO.
It was a terrible setup,
Not impossible to solve, but something better would’ve been preferable
(Make Snoke trained under a holocron, hell, If they have to, make it Palpatine’s,
Luke was simply too far away to save Han, however, he knows that someone has found the map, sensed Leia, or something, or just have him arrive at the resistance
The first order are the remnants of the empire, and so many people are still sorting things out, it’s why the first order rose
These are just some ideas I came up with on the spot, not impossible to fix, but probably ends up being the worst of the trilogy, with 2 being second best, and the last one?
Much better, assuming the first half of two is left answering questions, and parts of 3 as well)
TFA was atleast willed with hope for Star Wars, movie had me feeling like the beginning of something new but instead we got the same old shit just in a new format.
The trouble begins right in the opening crawl of TFA. "The First Order has risen from the ashes of the Empire."
And . . . that's it. That's all the explanation we're going to get. This will NOT be explained but it HAS to be explained.
@@KneelB4Bacon This "explanation" required multiple book in the old EU and even then remnants of the Empire kinda collapsed all over again. The remarkable difference was that there was an actual NEW REPUBLIC reformed by the ex-rebels. This never was even mentioned in the disney sequels.
Where was the republic all this time to let the New Order a.k.a. Empire rise up??
@@lordtornado3321 Yup. Rian wanted a reboot of "A New Hope" right down to "Rebels vs Empire" but the existing universe didn't allow him to make the movie he wanted to make. So he just said, "f*ck it" and put that nonsense in the title crawl and called it a day.
When Lando shows up with those hundreds of ships in ROS, JJ has no explanation for them beyond that awful, "they're just . . . people" line. Both JJ and Rian did NO world building in all three movies. We never see the Rebels massing ships or making plans. So at the end of the THIRD movie, we STILL know nothing about the Republic, other than that it was nothing more than those six planets that JJ blew up in the first movie. "They're just people" is the only thing JJ CAN say. Also, JJ just wanted to have his big space battle, so explanations weren't important to him. His only criteria for writing scenes is "wouldn't it be cool if . . ."
LOL. This is way better than the actual movie.
After The Last Jedi I knew this movie would be shit and it's the first one I have no interest in seeing the cinema, but at least it's brought on very entertaining angry reviews
You mean Succ Wars: The Rise of Identify Theft?
I don't plan to watch the movie, but watched hours of reviews, and thoroughly enjoyed it. Thanks Drinker for yours, that was great!
Spot on.
@@mapsofbeing5937 I just downloaded a torrent because I wanted to know what all the bad reviews were about. What a waste of time, stick to the critical drinker's review and safe yourself either cringing or nodding off
“Don’t think about it. Just consume product.” - the perfect description for TROS
" the perfect description for DROSS you mean. Which is what this latest Star Wars franchise is.
Utter tripe. Stopped watching at Episode 7 it was so crap"
It's the perfect description for everything nowadays.
That's Di$ney in a nutshell
"Just consume product, and then get excited for next product."
@@mrredherring2900 The first 2 movies in the original trilogy were great. Since then, it has been a long slide down to the current garbage. Money is the only reason to keep making these childish movies.
The last message was actually heartbreaking. Let’s just agree that episode 6 is the end of “the skywalker saga”
It ALWAYS was and ALWAYS will be!
True.
It is.
ep 1-6 = "Anakin's Story"
ep 1-9 = "Mr. Palpatine Saga"
@@PyrokineticFire1 no
"I'm just f ing glad they left Darth Vader out of this. i guess there are some graves that even Disney aren't willing to desecrate, not yet atleast." 3 years later and Obi-Wan series happens.
Exactly! Disney has learned nothing, sadly, from the sequels. They are continuing to ruin Star Wars on Disney+ now.
Well they didn't bring him back from the dead
Yeah, but I actually enjoyed Obi-Wan at least
Obi wan was much better at least. And I think Vader was portrayed excellently
That show made BOTH Obi Wan and Anakin sniveling PUSSIES.
You expect me to believe he hesitated during Order 66 allowing a youngling to simply walk away. And that Obi Wan, the Jedi Master that defeated Anakin fucking Skywalker on mustafar now runs away and hides from the same bitch who never became a Padawan
FUCK YOU DISNEY
The sense of disappointment in his voice at the end is heartbreaking.
Amen and amen.
@John Smith
No kidding... But that's what happens when you speak from the heart.
It is pretty much what I had to say about Disney's milking on the franchise. I hope that his message spreads across the millions of supposed fans that take a long, hard look at what their precious company had done to the timeless classic that had become a part of our culture. Hopefully it also teaches our movie industry that twitter and facebook are terrible places to get ideas and writing material.
Yeah...I could feel the pain. In just a few words the Drinker stirred up more emotions than three dreadful films failed to do.
@@enterprisingcaptian875 Ho it stirred a lot of emotion : pain, rage, despair in droves!
I saw Empire Strikes Back at the cinema; had to travel to a different town, on the bus, to see it; I was in my early twenties; went with my brother, who was about 12, and my dad, who was in his sixties (he commented before we went in that he was probably the oldest person there); the projector broke down about ten minutes in, but they got it fixed and there were no more problems. Coming home, our bus had problems and we had to switch to a different one whose route ended about 2 miles from our house; we walked home, uphill all the way, finally getting there close to midnight by which time my brother was in tears because he was so tired. And it was still one of the best nights of my entire life. Seeing that movie convinced me what was possible in storytelling and film making. It made me desperate to see the final part of the trilogy. It was an event. It made me a Star Wars fan. The new stuff makes me sad to be a human being.
@Master Chief Originally West Yorkshire. I lived in a little place called Rastrick and the cinema we went to was in Bradford.
@Master Chief Don't rule it out. I have ancestors all over the place, from Australia to Italy and Ireland. My father's parents were Plymouth Brethren, but sadly I know nothing about them beyond that.
In today's "that definitely didn't happen" we have this
@@c_f0rce Okay bud
@Andrew Salter
I remember seeing Empire as a four year old with my dad and older brother. The movie was scary, thrilling, funny, unnerving, sad. I remember vividly turning into my dads shoulder when the Wampa attacked Luke and being so scared when he was frozen in ice. I remember Return and we saw it on a rainy afternoon after my dads charity groups garage sale. I remember the theatre and how packed it was, the anticipation. Everything.
Today I watched Last Jedi on streaming (twice, and not by choice) and couldn’t tell you what happens.
"Kylo died of embarrassment" LOL cannot unhear this truth
Rey's bad breath killed him. Just like Anakin, he was "haunted by the kiss"!
He just flopped over and died
Savage dude!!!!! LOL. OMG
He realized his acting career was over.
I know... The Critical Drinker has a deep and sympathetic intuition.
Fun Fact: Lukes X-Wing has spent more time at the bottom of swamps and oceans then it has spent time in actual space....
LoL
But well, the one shown in last Jedi is a ARC fighter, made in the clone wars
Either that or it’s the one he lifted, can’t remember and can’t be bothered,
Rey pilots a ARC I think,
Don’t ask me why Luke has two different Spacecraft, from the clone wars and the Empire,
Both underwater,
One able to fly, and the other not
But yes,
It must have special force powered anti rust proofing and battery charging because seriously, you leave a car undriven for like two weeks and you're going to have to replace the starter.
I'm really surprised you didn't mention how absolutely ridiculous it is, that the dagger lined up with the wreckage of the Death Star. The dagger, which was made thousands of years ago, and so existed before the wreckage. The wreckage, which hasn't shifted at all in that time, despite being in a raging ocean. The fact Rey had to be stood in that exact spot, for such an alignment to work. The fact that she even realized that the dagger would line up with the wreckage at all... The crowd at the cinema I was at in London audibly groaned at that moment.
This.
The writers: "The force. Or... science fiction... whatever."
MauLer went in on that part in hilarious fashion lol and I'm guessing he didn't want to repeat it.
It wasn't made a thousand years ago, that would make too much sense. The dagger was made recently enough that its inscription points to the wreckage of the death star, which is so stupid it's insane.
We're going to dine on monks fish while we smell each others underwear
I've been avoiding spoilers, not because I'm going to see this movie, but because I wanted the Drinker to be the one to tell me how it goes.
shadyparadox same here, the more inebriated the reviewer is the more honest too
The Critical Drinker is taking one for the team by watching this poor excuse of a movie and telling us all about it.
It's not as bad as the last jedi I'll say that
I have a feeling that Drinker’s summary review is better than the actual movie itself. Thanks for saving me the time and money!
@@gregkarris6869 your feeling is incorrect. The movie actually rocks
I remember my Dad and I leaving the theatre together and before we got into the car he turned to me said to me: “well if we can get through that, we might as well go see Cats next.”
That’s how bad it was.
At least it is a memory you won't forget. Priceless Disney.
Fathers do know better than we do.
Well, on most occasions definitely! ❤️
I said, when I got out, "This movie is like taking drugs. Looks cool, feels good, and then you realize it's shit once you start to actually think. Don't do it."
Well said! Your dad is a smart & funny man!
@@chastinreppert7685 Indeed he is.
You can hear the pain, sorrow and sadness in his voice towards the end. RIP STAR WARS.
When J. R. R. Tolkien sold the movie rights for "Lord of the Rings," he did so forbidding Disney from ever being involved.
He said, "As long as it was possible to veto anything from or influenced by the Disney studios..."
Tolkien is dead since the 70s you moron.
@@30035XD and still he said that, you... polite and wise being...
@@30035XD and..?
So, no hope EVER for Goofy to make an appearance in ANY of the sequels??? 😢 😢 😢
Tolkein had an extreme distaste for how Dwarves were represented in Snow White so that might've been why. He also disliked America, calling it a land of sanitation, feminism, and thought an American victory would be bad for the morale of the 2nd world war.
“Don’t be afraid of who you are.” Proceeds to take the Skywalker name.
Yes and here is my A to that. GO FUCK YOURSELF! Rey Nobody!
One of my biggest complaints about the movie.
Rey Palpatine or some other last name that isn't a famous last name
Yeah.. good point..🤔
Who's alive to still care about that anyway... RIP Star Wars
I so identify with the sad, dejected tone His Royal Drunkenness takes at the very end of the video. The world that I grew up with as a child of the first and only trilogy worth a damn has been destroyed by Disney and the most galling part of that is that they seem gleeful about it.
Frank Bama Not me!😉 Because I do not acknowledge the new trilogy.
Disney made money off the deal. They will be up by several hundred million dollars by the time the air clears, and that is all they care about.
It's nihilism man, they don't believe in anything, and they think the past needs to be unmade, or made just as meaningless as they think it is. Like Drinker said, vacuous. The same theme runs through a lot of big productions these days. Game of Thrones is a perfect example, besides Disney's Star Wars. It's probably a symptom of our culture, or is it that our culture is a symptom of this and other "art" being produced and pushed out to the masses.
It's always fun to take a dump on somebody else's work, when you're jealous of them. And they sure have reason to be, of far better writers.
@@jamescarter3708 Game of Thrones is not quite the same. George Lucas had an outline for this 'sequel trilogy' which was ignored by KK et al, because they knew better than the creator, or so they thought.
GoT was, with hindsight, crippled at the outset by the omission of certain plot threads (eg, young Griff - his omission meant the whole Dorne plot went nowhere fast, besides everything else - and Jayne Poole), probably for reasons of cost, at a time when the show's budget was still relatively small; and by the seeming inability of the author to further his narrative during the entire eight year run of the show. The creation of the Night King by the showrunners, again with hindsight, did immense damage to the show at its endgame because having to vanquish not just one but two major foes in a handful of episodes reduced both antagonists to ciphers.
I just rewatched this after 3 years, and damn Drinker that closing monologue are still some of your most beautifully savage words.
Its 2024 and these words of the Drinker are so heartfelt even today. We are facing more Disney excrement being The Acolyte so with sadness we reflect on what was a great franchise, George Lucas’ Star Wars not this DEI (Didn’t Earn It) shit
Apathy is death. And the only thing I feel about this movie is apathy.
Let the hate flow through you. It gives you focus.
You should have slapped anakin when you had the chance. Repeatedly.
And Star Wars is dead.
Hopefully they will make a trilogy about you
Apathy is death. Worse than death, because at least a rotting corpse feeds the beasts and insects.
The sombre "go away now" on this one made me tear up legit. Man, Drinker, what a star you are.
Same. Dang.
Me too mate. It kind of makes me want to do something about it.
@@anthonyeder8360 I really hope fans make a diy movie of some sort to continue from where 6 left off, but idk. I just want George Lucas to come back and give us his vision. His story was going to be incredible
He works hard for that drinking money.
It was rather ominously sad. Like it had a underlying message. If you don't hear from drinker in two months, you know what happened. Disney sent a "Goofy" Team to deal with him. Mickey Mouse took his favourite silencer. Jokes aside, rather tired too. As mentioned already, all that drinking ain't no walk in the park.
Last 2 minutes was the most brutal destruction I've ever heard.
Anakin slaughtering younglings: I sleep
The Drinker annihilating Disney: real shite
Was actually a real tearjerker, this one. I wonder how much he gulped down with tears in his eyes, after he finished. Q-Q
Oh good Lord. I've never had a movie review bring up tears. I was crying through the last few minutes of this review. I'm 55 and grew up with Star Wars. It's been heartbreaking to see it destroyed (I bailed out after TLJ; I got the "fuck you" he talks about here loud and clear.) Speaking truth to power. Well done, Critical Drinker!
I beat you - I bailed halfway through -Bantam Chook- , sorry, Phantom Mess. Unwatchable. Yes, I am in the 'There's only 3 Star Wars movies' camp.
@@robnunya572 You are a better man than I, Rob. I was very, very bitter after PM, but I thought I would give TLJ a shot ...
"I'm Rey."
"Rey, who?"
"Rey Franchise-Killer."
All of my friends call her 'Rey "all-the-jedi" Skywalker'
@@lucasmiller8338 Omg...How dare you call her Skywalker -_-
Facts.
@@lucasmiller8338 kill them kill them all m
They should have made Rey Luke's daughter, but noooo let's make her Hitler's daughter instead. How'd that work out for ya "JJ?"
That sad "Go away now" at the end, so touching :(
He sounded more depressed and defeated than his usual anger and frustration
@@patrickwalsh8913 And it is quite understandable. That entire end thing, to me at least, was nothing but the honest truth, the sad truth of the SW saga.
Nothing made me as mad as what they did to Luke's character.
My fucking hero was destroyed right in front of me
@@moxxiiscarlett7141 This is not cannon, don't worry about it. Just forget like the rest of us
Me too man, me too. Especially with how talented Mark Hamil has gotten over the years.
In the original trilogy, Darth Vader killed hundreds of people, yet Luke still saw the good in him. Sequel Luke tried to kill his apprentice when he had a fucking bad dream
@@edbrook7088 absolute nonsense and goes against his character core, it's cheap writing
Damn, your closing remarks to Disney was better written and thought out than the entire sequel trilogy.
"The original trilogy: A more civilised age. Before the dark times, before Disney..." Ben Kenobi
Yes the original 3 pieces from the 80s. Anything else is more or less garbage.
@@alexiachimciuc3199 now this isn't podracing
@@FancyJackKester Jack to tell you the truth from my 41 year old perspective even the original 3 are aproching garbage level. I aynt a kid anymore.
Before the Special Editions, before the prequels, before the Disney Empire!
Alex Iachimciuc lol u probably watch marvel movies shut the fuck up dumbass.
You have to give one thing to J J Abrams, he has brought Star Trek and Star Wars fans together in a shared detest for him.
I thought Star Trek 2009 and Star Wars force awakens we’re good! X 😎✌️
Really? I actually thought star trek was a good film, the first one anyway. I thought people generally liked it lol my dad has always been a big star trek fan and he enjoyed it too.
Didn't know people disliked it.
@@ssj4broly974 I'll second this point
While I absolutely detest the shit that was the sequels we got forced down our throat from him I just want to note that atleast Star Trek and Into Darkness were somewhat captivating and had a somehwat believable story, minor character development and were consistent (to a degree) with their inuniverse rules and laws. Unlike the Sequels.
I hated how JJ ripped of Wrath Of Khan but his first two Treks were relatively enjoyable
*Kylo:* Well actually, I WAS telling the truth. Your parents WERE nobody, to protect you from your grandfather who IS somebody
*Rey:* Okay, but what about the alcoholism part?
*Kylo:* Idk lol, thought it'd be funny
I clicked on your profile by mistake and your Alex Jones trilogy is the greatest thing I’ve seen in years. The combination of magical realism and fairy tales with internet culture... *chef’s kiss*
Sold you for drinking money😂😂🥃👍
"So what I told you was true, from a certain point of view"......."Fuck off, film!"
Your final message actually moved me, couldn't have used better words to spit in the face of KK and her sycophants. Man, I so suffered through this final trilogy, and not due to my age, but because it destroyed all the original trilogy stood for, from the sense of wonder to the positive messages
The old Star Wars films touched people in a way they cherished their entire lives. The new Star Wars films touch people in a way that should get the filmmakers arrested, thrown in prison, and placed on a list.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
there should be a special ultra High security level Dungeon to throw in there Assholes such Rian Cuntson
@@GothicXlightning Just Put him on Kessel..........
Show us on the porg doll where the movie touched you
Maybe Snoke touched Ren's pee pee. That's why he tries and fails to be on the Dark Side.
I feel so bad for mark Hamil more than anyone else in this scenario, he lived and loved this franchise and he just spent half a decade watching people ruthlessly beat it to death
Dont ya worry, Luke got redeemed by that one FaceApp scene from Mandalorian... right?
Also fuck Disney
Tbf the guy agreed to the script. He has enough power-both socially and monetarily-that he could have changed how they wrote Luke instead of complaining about it on Twitter. Disney did it and Hamill let them.
@@ninjaturtlefan2003 Hamil having power against Disney? Keep dreaming. I wonder whether he would end up homeless and penyless person living on the streets because of all the lost lawsuits if he went against Disney OR if they would hire some assassin and he would have an accident after which Luke would be recast by a more diverse person.
@@ninjaturtlefan2003 what fantasy world do you live in? You think Mark Hamill has any influence over Disney? You think an out-of-his-prime typecast actor who, at most has a couple hundred million dollars in assets has any say over one of the largest media conglomeration in the world worth well into the tens, if not hundreds of billions of dollars? You may want to run your head under some cold water so you can wake up and rejoin the rational society again. Mark Hamill was strong-armed into keeping negative comments about the movies to himself by Disney. Before Disney lawyers had a little talk with him, he was saying he fundamentally disagreed with the direction Rian Johnson took the character. Do you actually believe he pulled a complete 180° on the subject without Disney's influence? If so, I recommend another dunk under cold water. You can see his disappointment and, ultimately, his defeat in interviews of TLJ.
@@ninjaturtlefan2003 ah yes that all powerful all seeing Mark Hamil who manipulates Hollywood from the shadows….
You know who Rae represents. Rae is that one kid on the playground when your playing superheros. The rule that you only get one power or ability, but when questioned what her power is, her answer is akin to, "I have the power to...... have all the powers I want".
Why is this so true?
@@SahloFolina2161 I'm sorry, but your name combined with your comment made me crack up. It's too good!
10/10
tf did I do
@@blu-rae864 hahaha!
round headed simpleton is my favourite line in this whole series.
🤣 yo, I heard that and laughed hard enough to need my shot of hemoglobin.
Comedy Gold.
Also, Rian is a girl's name.
The saddest “Go away now” to date. What an epic takedown of Disney though. Good on you Drinker.
A little extra
The worst part of the trilogy is that Luke, Leia and Han never all meet up together at any point! Very disappointing!🤨
jaguar662 they had mark , Carrie and Harrison ... they messed it up and we won’t get another chance. It’s over The dark side has won
It's Disney and the scriptwriters. They wanted to make something new, fuck the old characters people love. That's why they treated them like trash.
Carrie Fisher had the audacity to die and inconvenience the whole process. And Didn't Harrison Ford beg to be killed off so he wouldn't have to lower himself anymore by appearing in such... shite ? I worked as Head Teller for a major NYC bank years ago and can say with some authority... Even in hundred dollar bills what they must have paid him to appear in this trainwreck would not fit into the proverbial "wheelbarrow".
That's a good point. The Prequels used plenty of musical cues from the OT as well as making their own unique score. Why couldn't the sequels pick up on music from both prior trilogies?
Disney couldn't give a shit they might as well left the original cast on Endor and started a new story the Skywalker finished on Endor not this regurgitated mess
“Is it possible to learn this power? Not from a Jedi”...
Well, except for Rey; she can stop anything from dying
Except the Star Wars franchise itself
As bad as the entire new trilogie was I cant understand the problems people had with the scenes of Kylo and Rey saving each other from dying. I mean a damn doctor or even you can revive a person if she or he just died 10 seconds ago.
Stego1819 It’s more the fact they used it 700 times when it’s never existed before. And Rey’s first one on Kylo is pretty ridiculous, she had just put a massive fucking hole through him
OMG this whole movie just makes the prequels a joke... 😭😭😭
It would've been funny if they spent an hour resurrecting one another. First, Rey dying, then Kylo Ren ressurrects her, and the HE dies; then Rey takes over and resurrects Kylo, and on and on, until one if them gets tired. Unfortunately, the run time for the movie would by that point easily exceed some 3 1/2 hours!!! lol
Standing ovation to you for that commentary at the end. I couldn't agree more. Keep up all the good work Critical Drinker.
Yes, almost shed a tear. Brilliant!
@@1165mac And his sign off, he sounded so defeated and sad. Like, goddamn, he couldn't even have the strength to tell us to go away, like he told us but then it felt like he was going to cry. hell of a monologue.
And yet, we are here in 2023 and they...really haven't improved? IMO anyway
@@thejanusproject32 Agreed. If anything, the state of Star Wars under Disney is worse.
"Rapid fire stupidity" Thank you for nailing why I so dislike JJ's Star Trek reboot. Absolutely no character moments or quiet reflection in contrast to the constant action snot thrown against the wall.
Naa that's just star trek
Haha just kidding but I'm kinda not I didn't think the og St was good but the remake was horrible
That can also be applied to all of Michael Bay's movies as well!
Disney star wars is not canon.
Gaz 995 hahahahah
How about Lucasfilm Star Wars? Cuz they made this movie, Disney didn’t.
Gaz 995 Due to George Lucas’s lack of involvement in these movies, that is actually a legitimate argument.
Disney Star Wars, has been Ghostbusters 2016'd! #NotCanon
Gaz 995 this shit is toxic to the fandom , if you don’t like it fine, but the sequel trilogy IS CANON no matter how much you wanna ostrich mode your face in the dirt
"I'm Rey Skywalker..."
NO, you're not! 😂
@Richard HART well she most definitely isn't is she?
Possibly the furthest thing from a Skywalker!
She's a damn Palpatine!
Justice for the series would be for her to turn into a Sith and have the little kid that moved the broom with the force grow up to cut her in half.
Identity theft is not a joke, Rey! Millions of families suffer every year!
She is Ray Ray Binks
@@darkassasion 🤣
Drinker's little monologue in the end was sad and beautiful. Thank you, Drinker, for being one of the few balanced voices of reason and criticism in today's world of creative destruction and the sheer fucking hubris of the so-called creators.
That closing statement to Disney was brutally honest. I couldn't agree more.
It nearly had me in tears. Very accurately said
I dunno. It seems kinda two-faced. Back before episode 7, people frequently disrespected George Lucas (justly, IMO) for the prequels. They pointed out that a lot of the success of the OT came from the people around George challenging, changing, and improving upon his vision. And now that these new movies exist, it's become fashionable to pretend he was perfect. Some people in Disney know how to deliver good Star Wars content, and I suspect they'll handle future films. What they did with 7-9 was regrettable, but I think they'll learn. If Lucas was still doing them, they would all be like the prequels.
Shiet, I almost cried at the Lucas thing.
Brought me to tears as well. Brilliantly written!
All they had to do was make Snoke a fallen original ancient Jedi. That was the first to be corrupted by the Dark side of the Force and led to the first batch of Dark side Force users. The Jedi Order would imprison him in the Unknown Regions for thousands of years. Snoke should have been the inspiration for the Sith Order. The remnants of the Empire find his prison and release him from bondage. He starts the First Order in order seek revenge against the Jedi. The Force Awakens fight should have ended in a draw with Kylo and Rey with the earth split between them and a stare down. Kylo does not remove his mask until episode 9. Luke Skywalker is a bad ass old Jedi using the Force to take down ships. Leia can use the Force but under more logical context. He should be on the island planet studying the ancient Jedi texts to discover a way to destroy Snoke. The answer is a combination of the Light and Dark side Force users to defeat him.
I never understood why J.R.R. Tolkien wanted to keep Disney away from The Lord of the Rings. Now that Disney has destroyed Star Wars, I fully understand.
In all fairness Disney was a very different animal in Tolkien's day, but your point still stands.
The man was even smarter then we knew!
@Shane Bruhhh.............Disney hired KK, KK should've been the leader with a researched concise plan. KK for whatever reason is so terrible that she let everyone do w.e they want. It's on Disney.
@Shane this. This is my problem. He can't write anything original. He can't write a good twist, let alone think it's a good idea to throw to what would normally be major ones about lineage into the same trilogy (Ben Solo and Rey Palpatine). But most importantly, he didn't plan ahead. Yes, I know he wasn't supposed to direct this one. But it's a trilogy, supposedly with a common story thread. With 3 different directors/writers, they needed to make that outline of what story beats to hit in each part, and they didn't think it needed to be done.
He had Kasdan for Force Awakens but I don't really know how much was him or JJ. Han dying I'm pretty sure was Lawrence, but beyond that, I'm not sure.
JJ, this entire thing is on you. Not Kathleen, dare I say not entirely Disney, you. You wrote Rian into a box. You caused that to happen. And because of it, you were put into an even smaller box. You didn't outline. You didn't plan. You just said fuck it and went.
And now, you broke it. The very thing you love. The very thing that inspired you to become what you are.
And you destroyed it.
@Shane tons of praise? Pull your head out of your rotten tomatoe.
At the moment when Kylo kissed Rey and resurrected her and immediately dropped dead, the entire theater I was watching this in erupted in laughter. It was a glorious moment, and the most enjoyable one in this movie.
I literally went “If they kiss right now, I will walk out.”
which begs the question of why rey-sue didn't heal Kylo. Anything he can do, she can do better, amirite?
The last message actually brought tears into my eyes. I try to ignore the new trilogy. They are not existing for me.
Same man I cried
“The Force can now host Skype calls.”
Rey Skypetalker
FUCK OFF!
Rey Skypetalker xdd this is awesome!
fucking amazing
The force was already overblown a decade ago. I remember this Force Unleashed ad where Starkiller pulls a whole star destroyer out of the sky and throws it around like a wet towel.
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@@LeBoomStudios That's because he's using the dark side of the Force. The dark side is always stronger than the light side, that's why usually, a Sith is stronger than a Jedi.
Rey could do all this while only using the light side lol. How stupid.
Why is the writing in Hollywood so bad? Seriously, the actors, sets and cgi are all fantastic, but the foundation, the writing, is just terrible.
Depends on the Hollywood movie
@@justinstewart1057 well yes. Like Joker, very good. But the mainstream blockbusters have atrocious writing.
Nepotism.
Because you people continue to pay for it.
That’s why.
Because they hire based on race, gender and twitter rating .. instead of writing skill
All jokes aside hearing a sad Critical Drinker at the end is really heartbreaking :(
Yeah, it's poignant and shows how much he loved this franchise and how deeply it hurts to see what's become of it.
True
He couldn't have said a better, more sincere message to Disney and Lucas film than that. It sums up what we are all thinking and feeling
That part made me die inside. The sad music was the cherry on top. I actually shed a tear.😢
He sounded so defeated when he said "Go away now" I mean, I know he says that a lot in his videos, but his tone in the video just added to that defeated nature.
I hate Disney for ruining Star Wars. Your ending paragraphs of this video echoes my feelings perfectly. I didn't think someone could put into words how them killing off something I held dear for so long made me feel. BUT you did it. Your words, tone and images of the OT reminded me of the magic I felt seeing episodes 4,5 and 6 for tyr first time. Thank you for giving
Star Wars the reverence it deserves.
Did Kylo piece together his helmet so he could walk around the whole movie without it on...
I don't understand why they make such a big deal in the movie about it being remade. Like in LOTR when they reforge the sword that cut the One Ring off Sauron, it's for a purpose. But like countless other plot lines it gets a 2-3 minute montage of it being remade and then completely forgotten.
I guess he felt self conscious. lol
@@andrewb378 I took it purely as a middle finger to TLJ. Nothing more.
@@christophervincent77 AND to Ruin Johnson!
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Critical Drinker: your message to Disney is BIBLICAL! Everything that needs to be said, you touched on perfectly.
Aye. Tho I don't agree with all of his reviews, he's always spot on when it comes to SW.
Andre Moto the way he said go away now this time sounded like he actually meant it not as a joke but as if he really wanted some time to dwell on Star Wars
The music was a really good touch.
@@joewamsley8004 i need to watch platoon again ^^
DISNEY RUINED Star Wars,,,MERRY CHRISTMAS. !!!!
The one thing that really kicked me out was the Force Healing. It disrupts every death in the Star Wars universe.
it could have been okay if she had to exchange her own life plus some legendary rare item to bring him back
but nope
its just "another thing rey does"
@@FractalPrism. You know, Force healing could have worked as a very strong Light-side power opposite that of Force Lightning, in the sense that a very powerful, highly trained Jedi could mend wounds if it was a tiring, difficult thing to do.
What makes the whole thing feel off here is the fact that Rey, who has minimal training and was never shown to learn this skill, pulls it off easily immediately after injuring her opponent. This makes it look casual, simple and indeed trivial.
If Rey had been able to stabilize Kylo's condition at great effort to allow him to be treated later, I think it would've worked. It might also have been an opportunity to see these characters develop their rapport.
What's really silly about the Force here is that Rey can easily do what most Jedi Grandmasters could only dream of and Palpatine 2.0 is basically a god, which makes it even worse when he's killed by 2 lightsabers.
There were tons of ways to introduce new Force powers that made sense, like the blaster bolt feat Kylo did in TFA. But now it's essentially godlike powers that pretty much anyone who needs the plot to move forward can invoke.
Its not new i believe in the past it was only self applicable
I'm into starships... when they used that ship as a hyperspace missile... if only there were some weapon to take on them death star hey? Those "writers" stabbed star wars canon and thereby aby measure of stakes and logic within the realm . Right in the eye with a pencil
its not new my man, I agree they really just ham fisted it in there where it was plot convenient, but not new.
The last 2 minutes? Insightful. Intelligent. Honest. Best review ever
Your closing message at the 28 minute mark brought a tear to my eye. I could hear the pain and disappointment in your voice, and it seemed that for a scant few minutes you threw off the character of the drinker and spoke truly from the deepest part of your heart. As true Star Wars fans I feel like we just want to wake up tomorrow and for this all to be a bad dream.
The beauty of it is the new trilogy is so bad we can mentally discard it for what it is, a shameless soulless cash grab that promised much but could never deliver. Much like the Trump presidency a hollow spectacle and fraud, these films will be quickly forgotten.
look up Adagio for Strings by Samuel Barber. The universal musical code for "Feels". The choice to use it is so poignant and on point, I don't think anything could had encapsulated it better.
@@stspadino This should be an opportunity to maybe stop the war that is coming to this country. Think about it... you have a hatred for Trump and conservatives, but the SJW's hate you and view you as a bigot, racist, sexist, etc because you don't like the SW Sequels. Is it possible that, just like them being wrong about you, maybe you are similarly wrong about Trump and conservatives? Doesn't it at least provoke curiosity on your part to consider maybe things aren't what they seem? I'm a centrist and my voter ID card says independent... I'm just calling it like I see it.
Disney can fix it again.
@Sam Sapdino How about no and Trump is a great President.
At this rate, I'm honestly surprised that Rey didn't use her force powers to walk over water or part the ocean.
I'm actually surprised she didn't part the waters like Moses
@@dirckslade5543 haha good point. Would've been easy for her too, after pulling down a speeding ship and simultaneously levitating herself and dozens of orbiting rocks, that's what's so effed up
You could be it was just to boring to do for her
@@dirckslade5543 I'm surprised she didn't force pull the Death Star hulk to the shore
Well, it's somehow similar to that part in Mat 8:
"And behold a great tempest arose in the sea, so that the boat was covered with waves, but he was asleep.
And they came to him, and awaked him, saying: Lord, save us, we perish.
And Jesus saith to them: Why are you fearful, O ye of little faith? Then rising up, he commanded the winds, and the sea, and there came a great calm."
The conclusion was very touching and sincere. You spoke for all the fans.
I just wanna travel back in time to fix disney star wars but more so prove once and for all that...
EPSTEIN DIDN'T KILL HIMSELF
Three years later, a die hard Star Wars fan, and I still haven’t seen Rise of Skywalker. I feel great 👍
I pretend the saga ended up successfully in TROTJ.
Same here, never watched 9 because 8 Was so bad. I got Star wars jedi fallen order for free on ea play 2 years ago, but never installed it because i dont care in the slightest these days...
@Apfelnudel: I can beat that. I haven’t even watched 8 yet, since 7 was already very weird. They did not explain a single shit in this movie and everything that happens happens so randomly, because the plot wants it to. Like there’s a new empire aka New Order now. Like how? And the resistance is basically beaten. Why and by what? And there’s a Stormtrooper who suddenly switches to the rebels in a matter of minutes and has then no problem killing dozens of his former teammates. Really? So he meets a guy who should logically be very sceptical about the sudden change of minds of his new found pal, but fuck it. They’re best buddies now. So they flee and not only crash on a desert planet (how original), no, one of em just vanishes and the other immediately stumbles upon female MC 101. Of course, they instantly become best friends, too. WTF?
Then they’re being attacked and flee using the Falcon which just happens to stand around there, ready for takeoff. Are you kidding me? Needless to say, Female MC 101 knows exactly how to fly this thing better than anyone in the galaxy and they escape. How convenient.
Than they get caught by smugglers who just so happen to pass by, and guess what? It’s Han and Chewie of all people in the galaxy! Some idiotic monster scene later, they have some nostalgic blahblah and fly off to a bar, because that’s what I‘d want to do at this point, too….
The point where I completely lost it, was when CGI bartender-granny gave Female MC 101 Luke‘s lightsaber with no explanation whatsoever. Where did she get it from? How did she know what it is? Why does she give it to a total stranger? WHAT IS THIS SHIT?
I wasn’t even sad, when they killed off Han, my most beloved childhood hero besides He-Man. He was better off this way honestly.
How you can fuck this up in so many monumental ways is just as much beyond me as the fact that people paid money to see 8 after they already experienced this clusterfuck of a movie.
@@Mozartkugel you’re both lucky and critical. At first I thought episode 7 was a hopeful step towards something sort of decent, but had I known what episode 8 would’ve been… yeah. Can’t blame me especially after Rogue One hit. Say what you will, that show slapped harder than it should’ve.
Me neither 😅. After the last Jedi….that was it for me
But dude you never commented on the most insanely stupid dialogue line: “Somehow Palpatine has returned “
Oscar Isaac looked so done in that moment that now whenever I remember that line I laugh out loud.
When the writers themselves can't even be arsed coming up with any explanation at all.
After having to say that shite line, Oscar Isaac deserves all the "We are House Atreides" he can get.
Talentless writers with no passion for their "craft", who don't understand or care about the source material, who get the jobs because they spout the "correct" politics or tick off the "proper" boxes in a diversity survey, and who are anxious to push their half-baked agendas and personal political views on a new generation. Welcome to today's Hollywood!!!!
It's just as bad as "Dany kind of Forgot about the Iron Fleet" in GoT
"What a total, complete, and perfect disaster. This movie isn't just an insult to STAR WARS-- it doesn't just make a mockery of everything that came before it-- it's an affront to simple common sense and intelligence. A desperate, amateurish, horribly-written, badly-acted, bloated, and monumentally dumb conglomeration of half-formed ideas, discarded plot threads, disjointed storylines, and redundant characters that feels like fan fiction written by a 13-year old with ADHD."
Very well said.
Fair enough. His words not mine. As someone who was ALSO a 13-year old with ADHD-- and someone who isn't offended very easily-- I don't take offense because I understood the point he was making about the lack of maturity and the seeming inability to focus that the script betrays. But I like your take: a 13-year old with ADHD could write a much better story.
Fantastic description. Accurate in every inch -Thank You :-))
Probably a point beat into the ground already... But he also wrote Lost, remember?! Lol he regurgitates beloved stories in Star Wats and Star Trek and pawns it off as new instead of used...
I like how you basically didn't mention Finn at all throughout these reviews. Because despite the ridiculous amount of screen time he gets, his value to the movie, to the franchise even, is basically nothing.
When this is finished I'm gonna search for a montage of all the times Male POC Supporting Actor rabidly screams RAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYY
...which is a travesty. Finn was by far the most interesting, relatable and well set story of the bunch. Poe was already the hotshot; only possible story was failure of some sort and rising again... which is exactly what we got. Rey was clearly going to be the Jedi in training and female power icon, only so far you can push with that (even Katara had to branch out from that trope). Kylo had so much potential if they had stuck with him being a vessel of both the light and dark, keeping him warring within himself to use both sides... but they turned him into discount Syndome, making costumes of his favorite Super and everything. But Finn??? Lore on Storm troopers after the clones. Lore on the inner workings of the Empire/ First Order. Lore on untrained force sensitivity. Lore on the power of friendship, learning morality and overcoming brainwashing... all so many interesting storylines silenced because Disney politics and China preferring lighter skin.
The only racists are you, Disney execs. Stop pandering to Chinese money and hypocritically cutting all of the representation for their films. Finn was set to be amazing, at a time the world needed a silver screen POC hero... and you shivved him for what? All while raking in that black hating Chinese money, all while screaming at us for being racists and hating. Look in the mirror and stand for something, and not at your actor's expense.
TFA: Yo, this guy just might be the real hero of the trilogy
The next 2 movies: But what if.... he's not
@@Undomaranel Bro, imagine if Finn became like an "emergency" Jedi. That would be sick.
@@anonymouspokemon4623 I felt the right direction was for Finn to have some Jedi powers, enough to turn a few weak tricks with real impact. He seems to be a humanizing ornament for Rey's deadpan Heroine.
I'd already forgotten about the movie-- it was a one-time deal that I couldn't wait until it was over. The movie was hackneyed where the characters were little more than props and where the constraints of energy/force use became boundless and unbelievable. Star Wars has veered well into the magic realm but even magic realms need rules to be comprehensible. Star Wars for me will forever be the first 3 movies. Disney cannot churn out enough content to make me forget the inspired awe I felt when watching a New Hope.
You still mad at the prequels even after all the BS disney has done? For shame.
The prequels are light years ahead of everything that's come out since. And in my judgement, those movies are a step down from the originals. Having said that, I would be thrilled to see movies that met the standard of the prequels. No where in my comment did I disparage those moves. But apparently, you wanted to infer that.
You know it's kind of weird, after all these years, regardless of how I feel about the prequels, I can always remember enjoying sitting there watching them with my friends, even laughing at them with good nature. But I have not been able to sit still for a single one of these Disney Star Wars films. I'm not a mega mega Star Wars fan, but I'm very familiar with the EU, and regardless of what anyone thinks of the prequels, I can still look back on them fondly, even admitting their flaws
I saw it in the cinema. There was a point I desperately needed the toilet, and I missed about fifteen minutes of the film. Not once have I felt the need to find out what I missed, because I realised I’d missed nothing.
"Rapid fire stupidity" I've never heard a better description for Jar Jar Abrams.
I've heard a few others but can't remember which is why I'm starting to write things down. Ironically this reminds me of Henry Jones Senior.
Remember back when everyone was worried about jj’s use of lens flare was going to ruin the movies. jj was like Hold my blue milk I got something a lot worse in mind
Wow thats good lol
What about creative dysentery?
@@MegaBadgeman Uncreative dysentery
I can’t wait to see the episode 10-12 trilogy where Ray is evil on a mysterious planet building a giant Death Star out of a galaxy. Then her long-lost daughter is found on a desert planet and then trains to become a strong Jedi to beat Ray with a purple light saber, which happened to belong to her great grandfather, Windu. Then find out Windu’s son was abandoned on a desert planet where he lost his son, Finn, to a trooper team on another desert planet. After ep 9. Finn happened to find the purple saber on a cruise in Nabu with his daughter, where she is taken by a squid then dropped on a desert planet, thus filling in the back story. Also, Luke and Anniken play catch in a force projection on a desert planet. Then jar jar’s great granddaughter is a Jedi too with water bending. Also a bunch of spin off series.
Makes sense
Might as well at this point.
This sounds much more fucking better than what we got
That won't happen because you have Rae's daughter training, and women don't need training in Stars Wars these days.
@@slashum999 no they have one training session then they become space jesus
I almost had respect for Ray, until the last scene. When she called herself a Skywalker. At that moment I said "Fuck you". As loud as I could. Rather than accepting herself as a Palpatine, working hard to be more than her grandfather and Change it into something uplifting, she just takes the name as though she earned it. That's this trilogy. All style, no substance. No sacrifice.
Talk about being dramatic jesus
“At that moment I said “F*ck you”. As loud as I could.”
Reality: sat there quietly
@@SeanMacadelic 😂🤣
I was happy when Rey died. Then they revived her... Why though? Just leave her there. Nobody cares. She saved a universe from someone who didn't exist anymore. She probably just dreamed all of this.
AND THEN EVERYONE CLAPPED
get real 🐑
Honestly, the film would have been better if Rey sacrificed herself to stop Palpatine and let Kylo (Ben) live. He would have literally been the last Jedi that was taught by Luke and he would have had a chance to redeem himself and go on to start over fresh. But screw that, we can't let Rey just die, because she's the best.
This was the saddest "Go away now" in this entire channel. Really felt sad for the series.
Why? They are here and they will always be here I mean the one and only STAR WARS! Who gives a heck what comes out these days and what kind of content is in it? I repeat: The one and only STAR WARS will always be available for watching! 1977-2005 That's STAR WARS! Everything else is a waste of time and money!
This commentary is so funny. “Kylo dies of embarrassment” cracked me up
15:50 "I'm Rey *Skywalker* "
"'Sky-who-now?' No, pretty sure this place used to belong to the Lars family."
Why would anybody on Tatooine associate that name with that residence
ERRandDEL you don’t get to question a woman.
it's a woman asking her, so nah, it'll be fine. if it was a man however, it would be the ultimate sin of mansplaining
@@shaneyy__ It's a mortal sin. Beware.
Upon the Lars' untimely demise, the deed automatically transferred to the only (known) living relative and heir: Luke Skywalker.
But why did Rey know about it?
@@commontater652 Abrams thought that would look cool at the end and forgot to use basic common fucking sense. I just wish the old woman would've been Darth plagueis and cut the bitches head off with his saber. Now that would've been an ending we could've enjoyed.
One of the saddest, most lifeless and defeated renditions of 'Go away now' I've heard from the Drinker. You can tell he was disappointed at how indifferent he'd become with this shit heap sequel trilogy.
That "Go away now" sounded like it came from a broken man. I'm sorry you had to suffer through that literal sea of horse shit for us mate.
I read this as “suffer through that literal sea horse shit” at first and had a laugh at the randomness
"I'm Rey, Rey Skywalker"
Literally everyone in my cinema when I saw this groaned in frustration.
My soul pulled a Kylo out of contempt.
I love these reactions in theaters. 😂
I knew it was coming and left beforehand
That’s when I left the cinema. I had twenty riding on the theory that Rey and Kylo were twins and that Rey was the evil one. I lost twenty quid and sat in a darkened room. Was I glad it was I over? Yes. Was the trilogy handled properly? No. I lost fifty quid watching all the new Star Wars movies (the new trilogy and the two spin-offs). I kept the faith. Hoped that this was a blip and the real Empire killer was coming but no. It’s like being slapped in the face.
"Don't be affraid of who you are." ... yeah, exactly.
Actually I'm a 15 year old with ADHD and low *tier* autism and I can probably make a better fanfic than that trilogy.
You should study the craft, as well as the ancillary subjects, and business.
By all means go for it! Learn from their mistakes and craft a better story that these hacks could only dream of!
@Stellvia Hoenheim
Why.
Better change that tire so it isn't low.
"Low Tire?" I know you meant low tier but it kinda made me laugh with that typo.
I come back to this every few months when I get frustrated with whatever dumb starwars trend is occurring that week. It just feels so good to listen to this to get out the frustration of Disney destroying the franchise I used to love.
And then Rey is offered the Iron Throne but she don't want it so she heads off to rejoin the Night's Watch and on her way back North she stops by Winterfell and Force heals everyone in the crypt the end
But it turns out she's the winter king's granddaughter.
Was that after she became a level 4 syan and destroyed the empire using goku's hanky dama?
@@macmcleod1188 at that moment an owl appears bringing a letter with it. Rey reads the letter and discovers she's been admitted to Hogwarts and also that she has immediately graduated sorcerer's school.
You should write for HOBO. That sounds WAY more watchable than GOT season 8.🤔🤔🤔
...and then she took the ring and put him on her finger for remembering on her epic fight against Sauron.
This should have been called, - Star Wars The Last Nail in the Coffin.
Nah; Ep. 8 was Star Wars: The Last Straw for me, and will remain so until Kathleen Kennedy is thrown out on her ass.
It's like POETRY, so they RHYME!
LOL!
Next thing you know, Disney will reboot "The Sound of Music", with Carrie Underwood and Tyga.
@@danielziemba8045 That 'train wreck' was worse than even Episode I: "The Rise of Jar Jar"; however, not quite as bad as the "Holiday Special"!
Naw the last force bender
If Rey can get this powerful in a year, Younglings could practically be gods
Rey took the same training course Frieza did in Dragon Ball Super
That's why Anakin killed them all. He wanted to eliminate that threat to his own power.
@@esdeathsenpai5128 nah she on whatever Broly's on
Any character could become godlike if the people writing it wants to mary sue them.
@@ThinWhiteAxe They could have also discovered his one weakness: Sand.
So did C3PO always have separate red light bulbs in his eyes for when he was forced to translate a forbidden language? Anakin must have left those in as an Easter egg.
He had one of those cheap LED strips installed for the holidays.
Naaaa it never got installed until right before the movie... Someone smart said wont people notice that? And the writers were like "naaa, eh'ell be foyne"
I've NEVER seen C3PO with red eyes. Never. Not even in the novels and extended universe. That's part of what killed his character for me.
"AH, here's your problem, somebody switched this protocol droid to evil! Just have to flip the switch back to good."
@@danielbretall2236 underrated Simpsons reference. Love it!!
The genuine sadness with which you delivered your closing monologue is touching and resonates with the generations that grew up with the original trilogy.
So, minor point but I find it also annoying, does Rey only possess one set of clothes? They are suited to a desert environment, but why wouldn't she wear different clothing as dictated by whatever environment she was in?
In the originals, all the characters had clothing that matched the setting. Is everyone so stupid that we wont recognize the characters unless they look exactly like they did when they were introduced?
Annoying.
Aaron Brooks Yeah it’s weird. Haven’t they realised they can sell more toys that way too?!
Lol... That bugged me as well. She has the exact same hairstyle as a child too, like we weren't smart enough to recognize that was REY as a child. Not some other child but REY!!
These Disney Wars "stars" are such bad characters with such little character developmemt that actually no they would not be recognized in new outfits.
Nope, I thought the exact same thing when I saw the first trailer. I was like, "Seriously? She's wearing the same thing again?" In the OT, Luke's wardrobe went through a progression like his character. He started off wide-eyed and optimistic, wearing all white. By RotJ, he was wearing all black and his demeanor was stoic and measured. Rey's costume is the perfect representation of her character. She doesn't change or grow because she doesn't need to.
@@dad_doesnt_get_it3994 Rey and Kylo are BOTH worthless characters and 99% of Star Wars fans don't care about them.
The last couple of minutes got me. Bravo drinker. You also don’t just say that you dislike something. You explain why. We don’t deserve you good man. Thank you.
You're not a Skywalker until you lose a goddamn limb.
Factual
And a hallway scene.
Schmi didn't lose a limb, but I guess she lost her life. Does that count?
@@hamshankscps1049 If you treat you life like a limb yes
She will never be a skywalker.
Wow the final monologue got me right in the feels.
You encapsulated the anger and feelings all the Star Wars fanbase beautifully. Well the real fan base.
Thank you Drinker.
"I have bought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new fanbase" - Disney
"Your new empire?" - The real Fanbase
"Don't make me kill you." -Disney
"Disney, my allegiance is to the First 6 films, to good movies!"
"If you're not with me you're racist/sexist." -Disney
@@skylanderlego4163 sounds like something Justin Trudeau would say
Rian Johnson: “From my point of view, the Star Wars fan base are evil!”
Star Wars fans: “Well then you are lost!!!”
The fact that Finn was introduced as a ex-trooper who wanted to redeem himself, to be basically told..."okay, well, we don't need you now" early on is such a lost opportunity.
I know right? And he was the most interesting character out of the whole lot. And they just give him a back seat to Rey and her bullshit.
Complete bloody waste of an intriguing character.
As I said, the people behind these movies said "We don't want to focus too much on the heroes of the OT because we want to give the new characters their time to shine!" ...and then you realize that what they did with them ranges to: nothing; wasted potential or plan SHIT.
Plus... who brings a janitor to a fucking battle. That shit allllways made me laugh
Sadly, as a common theme in this type of movies, he was used as a "Token". He actually had the most interesting background, what a potential wasted for nothing... They killed this character like it was a joke.
His story could have been an important part of all three movies. While Ray was developing as a hero, (as opposed to a Mary Sussie) we could have followed Finn as he attempted to redeem himself for what he did. And I don't mean mop floors. Chewie would be another one, watch as he came to term with the loss of his friend. And if they had did it differently Luke coming to term with whatever his mistake he made. Poe, give him an arch. And don't say you can't have that many people having this happening. Remember Lord of the Rings? They all had their own stories that added to the overall enjoyment of the movies.
The worst part is using the dagger to find the location/room in the Death Star. So,… there’s this dagger that was made before the Death Star blew up, that then miraculously perfectly aligns with a miraculous piece of the Death Star that miraculously survived rentry on Endor, which is a forest moon and not a water planet, to point out a room in the Death Star that only Palpetine knew existed because it’s a hidden room in his chambers…. Right….
I knew palpo could see the future a bit by this is taking the biscuit
Oh Drinker, Thank you. I've never encountered a movie critic who cared so much or expressed it so well. Somebody had to say it and I'm glad it was you.The last part of this video gave me actual chills. I was 26 when the first Star Wars came out, and the lines at the Plitt Theater in LA snaked out and down and around the buildings, where people left the theater and got right back in line to wait hours to see it again. The original trilogy will, yes, endure. Carrie Fisher said, around 1984, "Nobody will ever know how hard those movies were to make."
Wow that's a fine saying, I respect you for saying this and now it's nothing but greed and crap that are killing franchises
Hollywood pushes things that Fantasy novel writers have great difficulty pushing and making profit and this is party because novel writers do not have a monopoly and have to compete in a real market, in the real world, The only strong liberals ones that i have come across where super cheap books that books stores and supermarket have trouble selling, Dollar books. Hollywood need real competition and this cannot happen without breaking the monopoly, forcing Hollywood to fail or join the real world. Hollywood is a purely political and propaganda based machine.
You have seen the RedLetterMedia Plinkett reviews of the Star Wars prequels, I hope? Otherwise, I recommend :)
"It's almost like this movie is trying to give rey some kind of bipolar depression"
Have to love the timing on these ads
I love that shit, lol
As far as I'm concerned, there are only 6 star wars movies. Cheers drinker, that speech at the end is monumental. You nailed it perfectly. Corporate greed and ideological liberalism have destroyed one of the greatest stories ever. So sad
I thought that "Rogue One" was pretty good.
i'd say 3.
I'll go 4 including Rogue One
@@wowt Nah, why stop at that there was only ESB and nothing else in star wars
3 originals plus Rogue. Everything else film wise is shiite.
4 years and this review is still perfect. Thanks Drinker!
And imagine all of this, including travelling across the whole galaxy several times, happens in 16 hours.
There's so much wrong that absolutely nobody brings this up lol
Jake Heldt yall taking it too literal cmon man
Jetlag is a real thing.
Maybe they borrowed those teleporting dragons from Danaerys 😂😂
Anakin: Cuts off Mace Windu's hand, kills Jedi, kills younglings, destroys the Jedi order, betrays the Republic, force chokes his wife, and tries killing his master and best friend just to learn the force ability to save people from dying.
Rey: ...
Well, guess she didn't need to go through any of that.
never even thought of that lmao. like force healing has basis in the lore but its pretty rare and difficult.
My biggest problem with this movie.
If Force healing is a Light side ability which can bring the dead back to life, then why didn't Yoda teach Anakin so he wouldn't be tempted?
If Luke knew this ability, why didn't he just heal Anakin as he was dying?
Brian T GUESS FUCKING NOT
@@IndianaJoe0321 because plothole
All the fears people had when Disney bought Star Wars are now the reality. Disney had become pure agenda.
@Narvartense
What are you talking about, all I heard was the fandom celebrating that Star Wars was free of George Lucas. Now the fandom's gotten a trilogy that's ACTUALLY crap, suddenly Disney are the greedy bad guys..
@@DemonicRemption Disney is a greedy corporation you plank of wood.
@@basedcrusader8205
I know that, but I'm surprised that it took an actually bad Star Wars trilogy for this fandom to see that. And yet there are fans who think the ST is better than the PT.
@@DemonicRemption The Sequels and Prequels are both bad, just for different reasons. Though I will confess when comparing the two together, the Sequels are worse.
@@death-king1834
Not only that but think about it, it's been a decade and we're STILL talking about The Phantom Menace... It's been a decade plus for the latter two prequel films and we're still discussing their faults and successes.
I don't see the fandom doing that for the sequel trilogy, because it(with the exception of TLJ) was bland and safe. Lucas tried and failed to tell a story in a manner that fascinates fans to this day, whereas the sequels seem manufactured...
The Drinkers speech at the end is more epic than any single moment Disney was able to produce on screen 📺 in any of these 3 movies. 28:00 is the speech marker.
A great speech.
But clearly Lucasfilm or anyone there, did not give a fuck because...well, we are still here and Star Wars is just, meh (IMO anyway)