How to Make a Man Weak! - Chick Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 28 сер 2024
  • Laurie Kilmartin has discovered the exact moment that men become totally defenseless!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 140

  • @hhheartcore
    @hhheartcore 14 років тому +2

    God, I love this woman

  • @blackbird5634
    @blackbird5634 6 років тому +20

    we do become jellyfish, there's no argument there.

  • @isaacduncan4182
    @isaacduncan4182 6 років тому +11

    "That's the only time they are completely defenseless..." lmao!

  • @RPG_Angie
    @RPG_Angie 12 років тому +6

    I love the "comedy experts" here who believe to be the judges on such a complex thing as delivery.
    Delivery is complicated - there's always a battle between the for-the-comedy-effect type and the one that goes against it, either for sarcasm, disguised critique, closeness to audience or originality.
    There's as many kinds of delivery as there are comedians. These jokes aren't universal, they're hers. She can't be saying them wrong - they only exist in her delivery.

  • @Flippyboy
    @Flippyboy 13 років тому +1

    The delivery was amazing "Ive thought this stuff out"

  • @amjPeace
    @amjPeace 13 років тому +2

    Picturing the guys in that moment is better than picturing them in their underwear.
    Laurie definitely made me laugh!

  • @Rayers
    @Rayers 14 років тому +1

    MAKES TOTAL SENSE!!!

  • @missheath000
    @missheath000 14 років тому +3

    she handled that audience well.

  • @screenflicker1
    @screenflicker1 14 років тому

    She's funny and very natural

  • @Roxxi33
    @Roxxi33 14 років тому

    "I don't like apples" hahhaa man that was good

  • @gmr2broadway
    @gmr2broadway 14 років тому +1

    Loved her!

  • @kinky2002
    @kinky2002 10 років тому +2

    brilliant

  • @jrg305
    @jrg305 14 років тому

    I laughed alot. Good stuff.

  • @overlordofmu
    @overlordofmu 6 років тому +3

    Brilliant, insightful. Timing, confidence, delivery. More please?!?! Tell me you write as well?

  • @lamabeen13
    @lamabeen13 11 років тому

    She Made Me Smile.Its Just Some Bout Het

  • @danderrr
    @danderrr 13 років тому +3

    AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH she's good

  • @brycedaddy01
    @brycedaddy01 6 років тому +4

    Couldn't stop laughing.. Hilarious!!!!

  • @Roscoslayer
    @Roscoslayer 6 років тому

    Get him to sign a marriage cert... Game over!

  • @Juan_rivera
    @Juan_rivera 8 років тому +25

    she kinda looks like Ann Coulter

  • @verlouria
    @verlouria 13 років тому

    She was by far my favorite out of the 10 females I have watched so far on this channel. "One of us has to drag the other one to cover, so they can ejaculate safely." I seriously LOL!

  • @TheSkysFalling8238
    @TheSkysFalling8238 11 років тому

    2:42 LMFAO!!

  • @RozenStar
    @RozenStar 13 років тому

    I don't like apples xD LOL

  • @OrionsChild
    @OrionsChild 13 років тому +1

    Man, how did that audience not crack up? I loved it.

  • @iamalien007
    @iamalien007 11 років тому

    noticed the the weird time bar stays red?

  • @BeeHappisee
    @BeeHappisee 12 років тому +2

    she didn't know what else to go to after the apples joke :/

  • @leftyleft101
    @leftyleft101 6 років тому

    funny, i like her

  • @MaxC17
    @MaxC17 14 років тому

    2:45 !!! JOKES!!!

  • @CalebMcFarland
    @CalebMcFarland 6 років тому

    An actually funny female stand up. I finally found one.

    • @nofybn7794
      @nofybn7794 6 років тому

      Sexist. It's just your sexist narrow minded view! There's LOTS AND LOTS AND LOTS of funny females! You are just extremely sexist and narrow minded. Women are not any different or lower then you!!

    • @JohnDoe-kj6wp
      @JohnDoe-kj6wp 6 років тому +1

      @@nofybn7794a women has never made me laugh til i cry. Never.

  • @williambiggs2308
    @williambiggs2308 5 років тому

    Sex with Laurie could be the first time in history a man has known what a woman's thinking during sex. It's either, "i have the power now," or, "i will drag you to safety." Win. Win.

  • @ami7mina
    @ami7mina 7 років тому

    I keep pressing 6

  • @Scalarburn
    @Scalarburn 13 років тому

    @mattix771: It's all about the delivery. When you break down any of the comedian's skits, they ultimately aren't funny. The only reason they are funny is because they tell the raw, unbridled truth. And that's what good comedians do, male or female.

  • @Scalarburn
    @Scalarburn 13 років тому +1

    @mattix771: You should look up Lisa Lampanelli when she roasts Flavor Flav, and come back and tell me women aren't funny.

  • @bloodiamondeyes
    @bloodiamondeyes 6 років тому

    good to see women know how to appreciate when someone sticks up for them. not, sticking up for women is like trying to break up a dog fight, you don't want the dogs to fight. but why risk getting bitten? I'm talking about big dogs, not rats that people call dogs.

  • @kybar8354
    @kybar8354 10 років тому +12

    lol- she's pretty funny.

  • @Turner_D_Century
    @Turner_D_Century 6 років тому +1

    Here’s a mind blowing theory: people are defenseless everyday... it’s called sleeping.

  • @j5892000
    @j5892000 6 років тому

    Si si si si si

  • @misssluttypants84
    @misssluttypants84 13 років тому

    ROFLMAO! I like her timing! Plus she is the type of comedian called the "surprise funny one", the ones you do not expect to be funny and they are actually very funny.

  • @nabilaaliskandarani6609
    @nabilaaliskandarani6609 6 років тому

    Funny stuff :D

  • @justsumguy2u
    @justsumguy2u 8 років тому +15

    All I want to know is, who dressed this poor woman? Was she going for the librarian look?

  • @BigAndTall666
    @BigAndTall666 13 років тому

    ..."more beer"...

  • @David3ishop
    @David3ishop 12 років тому

    Olive Garden

  • @randomgothic1
    @randomgothic1 14 років тому

    fuunnyyy xDD

  • @jadedbrad
    @jadedbrad 10 років тому +2

    Please come to Boston!

  • @rebblebb
    @rebblebb 14 років тому

    lol

  • @scottalbers2518
    @scottalbers2518 6 років тому +21

    This is so unfunny. Does she have anything to say that's friendly?

  • @robertromero8094
    @robertromero8094 3 роки тому

    Still single huh girl lol

  • @davidpatierno1519
    @davidpatierno1519 5 років тому +1

    Could be he's thinking youre fat and when the bra comes off they hang to your waist

  • @dr.brooksie8959
    @dr.brooksie8959 6 років тому +1

    PULL UP! PULL UP!!! YOU'RE BURNING IN!!!
    lol 1k people "liked" this?! Now THAT'S funny!!

  • @stevenwilliams2366
    @stevenwilliams2366 6 років тому +1

    I thought she was good. Maybe I don't get out enough...lol

  • @singleasasin
    @singleasasin 5 років тому

    Maybe we finish.The problem is that it doesn't take us that long, and most of us, i invite you to try hitting when we finish.We probably gonna beat the sh*t outta you even when we finish ;-) So, this joke ... more like an insult !!!

  • @jimhughes1962
    @jimhughes1962 5 років тому

    I challenge female comedians to come out on stage and say not one derogatory thing about men. Clearly they have ‘men’ issues, daddy issues, and it oozes out of them. This is a platform for them to be able to rag on men. It's not creative, or productive, or even funny.

  • @JungleYT
    @JungleYT 6 років тому

    She kind of looks like Katie Couric...

  • @learkboy
    @learkboy 13 років тому +3

    funny! :D but not true in my case ^_^, hope she does more shit

  • @martyrobinson3566
    @martyrobinson3566 5 років тому

    eh

  • @jrg305
    @jrg305 14 років тому

    Yea I don't do the Internet in front of my fam either. i can't imagine growing up these days with conservative parents and a computer in the living room.

  • @shadowbanned5164
    @shadowbanned5164 6 років тому

    YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNN Thats her routine from start to finish.

  • @abew8311
    @abew8311 6 років тому +6

    She needs a real man and stop hanging around chucks

  • @georgevangordonjr8963
    @georgevangordonjr8963 6 років тому +3

    Don’t put that in your book of true events. It may be true for some guys but not all of us.

  • @L8DKDNA1
    @L8DKDNA1 13 років тому +2

    la raza jajaja so funny

  • @shapeshifter8874
    @shapeshifter8874 6 років тому +3

    i want this 3 min back....it was free and somehow still to expensive

  • @johnw5584
    @johnw5584 6 років тому +9

    A feminist and funny?
    That is impossible, as she proves.

    • @Cryptonymicus
      @Cryptonymicus 5 років тому +1

      And you think the men are funny? Most of them suck.

  • @barnabyaprobert5159
    @barnabyaprobert5159 6 років тому +3

    Her material has potential, she just needs to work on her timing.

  • @fredericmoresmau4303
    @fredericmoresmau4303 6 років тому

    ostracisation for a couple of years is pretty weakening

  • @sarah-nm6dt
    @sarah-nm6dt 6 років тому

    Mmmmmmmm yum!😏

  • @almasdp
    @almasdp 12 років тому +1

    What is wrong with you! Who goes on a commentary section and teach other how to beat up men?...
    Those are some serious unresolved issues right there!!

  • @bonkeydollocks1879
    @bonkeydollocks1879 6 років тому

    I suppose you had to be there..

  • @PlasmaBurns
    @PlasmaBurns 6 років тому

    This is 'comedy'? Why do women 'comics' always have to be porn 'comics'?

  • @lslewis
    @lslewis 12 років тому

    I wonder if she's the one that killed Martin. If so, I can guess how =-p.

  • @georgiebungle2252
    @georgiebungle2252 5 років тому

    It’s cute when they think they’re hilarious !

  • @lizziewaslike
    @lizziewaslike 14 років тому

    That audience sucked.

  • @hermanmittt
    @hermanmittt 6 років тому

    There seems to be a thread of xenophobia here. What’s wrong with Mexicans? To me, they appear to be humans, too. 😳

  • @Frank-qs5tb
    @Frank-qs5tb 6 років тому

    Is there a "How to make a woman weak."?

  • @mattcullen6109
    @mattcullen6109 6 років тому +1

    Im glad ive hit my forties and have lost all interest in sex. It means i dont have to pretend women are interesting or amusing.

  • @stephenjohnson8732
    @stephenjohnson8732 6 років тому

    About as funny as polishing a cow turd... ha ha ha... not

  • @connieolson618
    @connieolson618 5 років тому

    Not funny. 👎🏼 Kind of revolting, in fact. ☹️

  • @robertglass3944
    @robertglass3944 6 років тому

    I'm a man that enjoys laughing at himself, (I'm actually having a roast for my sixtieth birthday). I also have, at least, as many female friends as I do men, and they make me laugh, at least, as much. To me, Gilda Radner is one of comedy's all time greats, and I'm a huge fan of Sarah Silverman.
    So, I'm not offended by anything you said, and I have a very clear understanding that women are funny.
    You, on the other hand, are not.

  • @JohnDoe-kj6wp
    @JohnDoe-kj6wp 6 років тому

    And not funny again

  • @neverdavenever
    @neverdavenever 5 років тому

    I thought she was funny.

  • @MrRapparicio
    @MrRapparicio 6 років тому +3

    Lady, you must be a nice person but comedy is not your thing..

  • @timsmith8426
    @timsmith8426 5 років тому

    The worst Not even Funny

  • @depleteduraniumcowboy3516
    @depleteduraniumcowboy3516 6 років тому

    Everyone knows incels are unable to find women funny.

  • @masteroftheuniverse9929
    @masteroftheuniverse9929 6 років тому +2

    So, sounds racist, La Raza = The Race

  • @bobuppendown7277
    @bobuppendown7277 6 років тому

    Laurie Kilmartin has discovered the exact moment that she wasn't funny at all.

  • @sirclarkmarz
    @sirclarkmarz 5 років тому

    not funny just sad

  • @Peristerygr
    @Peristerygr 12 років тому

    "How to Make a Man Weak!" More weak that he is already?

  • @brocklanders6172
    @brocklanders6172 6 років тому

    That's funny - I don't see any kitchen implements around. Make me a sandwich.

  • @billybatesjr1845
    @billybatesjr1845 5 років тому

    What ? Bad jokes

  • @scott7008
    @scott7008 4 роки тому

    Great, thank you so, so much. You confirm that women love CONTROL. MEN. please think carefully about this.

  • @gdobie1west988
    @gdobie1west988 6 років тому

    Not impressed and didn't laugh once. Good luck.

  • @masaamorfamas7025
    @masaamorfamas7025 6 років тому

    bad try

  • @danreynolds4208
    @danreynolds4208 5 років тому

    That was lame.