He knows how to be fully focused and spent some quality time to learn a new language. It's actually a quite simple concept, but most people just don't want to train their brains. Doc is a legend and I wonder if he knows any other languages? I've heard of some people learning 10+ languages
@@Willabees1 nooo no, will you are just racists, remember? 😂🤣 "Chumba wumba" is Chinese? Bro shush you aren't even fluent in English and that's your first language 💀
*PERFECT CHINESE* because we wouldn’t expect anything less from the multimillionaire, 6’8, 37 inch vertical, 2x Back to Back 1993-1994 Blockbuster video game champion of the world
@@kingkaddastic im talking about Allah is the only God who creat you and you were nothing then you came to this life to make someone else God beside him. be humble
@@zarakikenpachi9475 Can you be honest with me ? Do you think your a good person? Yes ? How many lies have you told in your life, have you stolen something, even if it’s little ? Have you ever used Gods name in vain ? Jesus said whoever looks at a women to lust for her has committed adultery with her in his heart, have you look with lust? I’m sure we have broken these commandments. So by your own admission via your conscious you have admitted to being a lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart do you still think your a good person ? You have to stand before God on judgment day, now if He judges you by those Ten Commandments do you think you’ll be innocent or guilty? Sin is so serious to God that He gives us capital punishment, death for our sins. The Bible says for the wages of sin is death, we earn death because we sin against God. But God provided a way out of hell. God "Jesus" in the flesh lived a perfect sinless life and paid our fine we owed God from our sins by suffering and dying on the cross. And on the third day He rose from the grave and defeated death, it was impossible that death could hold Him. And if you want to be saved you must repent of all your sins "which means turn from them"and not live a hypocritical life which means you say, I'm a Christian but still lie, steal and fornicate, and you must trust alone in Jesus not in good works or you being a good person and the Bible says God will give you everlasting life. “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.” 1 John 1:9 Repent and believe the Gospel, much love God bless
Doc’s not bilingual, he’s OMNILINGUAL. He speaks EVERY language. English, Spanish, Mexican, Guadalajaran, Dolphin, Mandarin, Cantonese, South Korean, North Korean, Canadian, Caterpillar, Aramaic, and more lost languages that history has even forgotten the names of.
I've been learning mandorin for couple of months and even though I'm far from speaking fluently I could understand some of those words so I'm guessing it should be pretty spot on.
You should go back to school. Also, be sure you find someone highly recommended & super professional to help with your mental state🫣 I mean holy shit😳🤯
He actually gets the tones and stuff right when he does both this and the Vietnamese one. What he’s saying is of course gibberish but it could pass for people who dont know the languages.
I fucking love the doc. I remember watching him when I was going through recovery and it really helped me get through it. Only person who could make me laugh.
Docs Chinese was so good, she immediately came over and spoon fed him. Amazing
This needs to be the highlighted comment 😂😂
😂😂lmaooooo
Hahahahahahahahabbabq
Spooned with him
Lol wtf is wrong with you bro hahaha
This man’s knowledge and skills are on a unobtainable level.
He knows how to be fully focused and spent some quality time to learn a new language. It's actually a quite simple concept, but most people just don't want to train their brains. Doc is a legend and I wonder if he knows any other languages? I've heard of some people learning 10+ languages
You realise he isn't talking Chinese right? He is just speaking gibberish 😅 pretty racist if you ask me and I love it 😅
He is actually speaking Chinese. I’m fluent
@@Willabees1 nooo no, will you are just racists, remember? 😂🤣 "Chumba wumba" is Chinese? Bro shush you aren't even fluent in English and that's your first language 💀
It’s fluent Chinese I’m the girlfriend
The man can even speak in penguin
And dolphin too!
Im not gonna massage ur foot either
Does he speak the very primitive language, club penguin?
So can Homer Simpson, both Chinese and Penguin.
As a Penguin, it's absolutely true...
*PERFECT CHINESE* because we wouldn’t expect anything less from the multimillionaire, 6’8, 37 inch vertical, 2x Back to Back 1993-1994 Blockbuster video game champion of the world
and not to mention the fact that he could beat every supermodel (both gender :skull: ) if he wanted to but he decided to stay humble
And legendary
@@just.khusan fuck I’m so stupid I forgot the obvious smh, thank you
Almost forgot what Dr. Disrespect achieved. Thanks for the reminder
@@kennymichaelalanya7134 he's 6 foot 8 by the way,handsome,has a beautiful mustache i mean,look at this guy...damn.
Plot twist: the Chinese gf is spoon-feeding him off camera...
I pretty sure thats the joke
@@siriusblack7714i dont think thats the joke its fr that chinese gf
@@Baboonboy123 oh thats for sure but doc doesn't need the drama so he plays it off like a joke
You got it
What plot twist? Isn't that the expected outcome?
Observe The Chinese Demigod Getting Hand fed By One Of His Subjects As He Smiles In Delight:
Stop make God like human there is nothing like God
@@zarakikenpachi9475 the heck you talking about
@@kingkaddastic im talking about Allah is the only God who creat you and you were nothing then you came to this life to make someone else God beside him. be humble
@@zarakikenpachi9475 Can you be honest with me ? Do you think your a good person? Yes ? How many lies have you told in your life, have you stolen something, even if it’s little ? Have you ever used Gods name in vain ? Jesus said whoever looks at a women to lust for her has committed adultery with her in his heart, have you look with lust? I’m sure we have broken these commandments. So by your own admission via your conscious you have admitted to being a lying thieving blasphemous adulterer at heart do you still think your a good person ? You have to stand before God on judgment day, now if He judges you by those Ten Commandments do you think you’ll be innocent or guilty? Sin is so serious to God that He gives us capital punishment, death for our sins. The Bible says for the wages of sin is death, we earn death because we sin against God. But God provided a way out of hell. God "Jesus" in the flesh lived a perfect sinless life and paid our fine we owed God from our sins by suffering and dying on the
cross. And on the third day He rose from the grave and defeated death, it was impossible that death could hold Him. And if you want to be saved you must repent of all your sins "which means turn from them"and not live a hypocritical life which means you say, I'm a Christian but still lie, steal and fornicate, and you must trust alone in Jesus not in good works or you being a good person and the Bible says God will give you everlasting life. “If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just and will forgive us our sins and purify us from all unrighteousness.” 1 John 1:9 Repent and believe the Gospel, much love God bless
@@zarakikenpachi9475I was created by the two time???? Fucking awesome.
This is his world, we're just living in it
MRH profile pic, nice!
@@AverageGirthyeah, I caught that too, respect!
@@AverageGirth Always good to spot another fan hahaha
@@damoclesxiv2292 Respect to you both, too many little kids think it's Venom lol
Idek the guy seems like a weirdo
The perfect Chinese text kills me every time
I was thinking the samething
What its that mean??
@@ravankachanels5730 thats means its not chinese word
@@ravankachanels5730it’s just gibberish but it sounds good lol
@@ravankachanels5730*sounds like real Chinese if you don't speak it*
Kenna-mai Wai ma.
Translation: Thank you Mrs. Assasin.
Subtitles are accurate. He said "Perfect Chinese" in Chinese
As an American, I can guarantee this is perfect Chinese
As a Chinese person, I can guarantee this is perfect racism
@@idontknowsaid as a internet member and troll I guarantee I’m better then you
@@tombeal1988 guy above doesn’t know but yeah man, fight for that racism card 🤘
@@idontknowsaidI didn't realize Chinese was a race...
@@idontknowsaid China is the shinning beacon of the world when it comes to multi culturalism and the fight against racism.
Doc’s not bilingual, he’s OMNILINGUAL. He speaks EVERY language. English, Spanish, Mexican, Guadalajaran, Dolphin, Mandarin, Cantonese, South Korean, North Korean, Canadian, Caterpillar, Aramaic, and more lost languages that history has even forgotten the names of.
Caterpillar 😂😂😂😂😂
That's 1% of population can do that
noooo he dosent speek XQC 💀😂💀😫
Guadalajaran? I'm fkn dead.
This comment is underrated 😂
I need more shorts of Doc's Perfect Chinese, I don't care if it's problematic lol
No problems
You wannabe ninja you.
A fuckin men to that brother
no probrem at tah
Man, I love the doc but I swear the old doc was absolutely an animal
Insane had no idea his Chinese was that good
Bro I know Chinese and he's just spitting random noises
@@123footballbasket9 well study harder
@@henrylo6773🤣🤣
@@henrylo6773ya dude it's not actual Chinese. Look it up.
@@OutcastOfNY congrats, you found the joke.
Translation: "This is the guy that was with you ? What a loser!!... why dont you get me my food and then go back and bring me some protein shake ?
Is this fr?! lmao
@@joell2484yep. Doc’s accent is a little rough but that translation is pretty accurate
I've been learning mandorin for couple of months and even though I'm far from speaking fluently I could understand some of those words so I'm guessing it should be pretty spot on.
Not a joke, can he really speak Mandarin??
@@austinbuhl2604 What did you think he was just saying random words that sound like Chinese? That would be racist!
Doc just told that mans gf to go home and get her ninja sword so she can come back and shave his butt
elite reference
I hate when I catch a reference, but can't remember what it was from 🤣😂
@@ftniceberg874rush hour lol
Underrated comment
AMAZING REFERENCE 😂😂
I am estonian and i approve his tangerine
😂😂😂😂
🍊
Tere
@@dvrn86 aitah
The man just engulfed that food, he didn't even let it touch his teeth.
Docs chinese instantly spawned that guys girlfriend into the arena and spoon fed the doc😂
😂😂😂
That was a damn summoning spell 😂
He summoned his chinese gf
@@Byaah191 Lol what?
stop donating to me like that
That is my favorite one from the doc
The beautiful thing about him is that all of us know how mature he is..and even so, he still can make us laugh each second
Chuck Norris been real quiet…
I’m so glad he exists lmfao a true legend
I love how he keeps going after laughing LMAO
The laugh at the end while looking at his wife is the cherry on top of this clip😂
Doc is such a great streamer because he can hold up an alter ego better than most streamers can even hold up being themselves.
Totally understand
The way he sticks his tongue out in anticipation of the food is hilarious
The way it looks like he was talking something nice and calm to get aggressive in 5 seconds just gets me😂
Lol and it's accurate i often think Asian people are upset with each other but turns out they are just having a normal conversation
Doc in his prime
You forgot the "Bing Chillin"
The chuckle he gives after getting spoon fed lol
This man had his girl there already feeding him Chinese food😂😅
Dr being dr
The goat
Lol him feeding himself sent me 😭🤣👌🏽💀
I applaud asmon for putting up with this just for some hot box action. Bless his heart 😂
*Speaks perfect USA*
🌭🌭🍕🍔 🍟 🔫🔫 ?
You should go back to school. Also, be sure you find someone highly recommended & super professional to help with your mental state🫣 I mean holy shit😳🤯
I am Russian and I approve his mandarin 😂
I don't approve your ignorance, he's trying to copy dubbed Cantonese from 80s Hong Kong movies.
@@linx9945 I don't approve you being a NAFO kid that can't take a joke.
When he spoke Chinese it literally sounded like he said "oh wa wow wow" 😂😂😂
“Thanks for the advice for me I wanted to drink warm piss yesterday.” Bro what the fuck was going on there??? 😂😂
Can we get someone from China to conform if it's real Chinese? Lol
it's not Mandarin
@@Change1504of course no... it is Cantonese...
Cantonese but not really.
Lets say he has the accent down but hes def just saying alot of nothing lmaoo
Sounds more like Viet than Chinese.
I love how the translation is simply *Perfect Chinese*
This man is BUILT DIFFERENT!
Tell me I'm not the only one who thought he actually knew chinese 💀
Well as a Chinese ,I can confirm he actually speaks pretty good Vietnamese
As a Vietnamese, his Taiwanese is very impressive
As a Taiwanese, his Asian is flawless
Did he say anything in Chinese? Like, can you recognize any related Chinese words in what he said?
That ethiopian caterpillar is looking pristine
Observe his glasses really close.. his girl was standing there the whole time waiting 😂
You should hear him blathering on in caterpillar. Man is a legend
He actually gets the tones and stuff right when he does both this and the Vietnamese one. What he’s saying is of course gibberish but it could pass for people who dont know the languages.
we need a translation
*perfect chinese*
This is the guy that was with you? What a loser… why don’t you get me my food and after get me a protein shake” 🤷🏽♂️
@@MrHaveaword😂😂
I went through half the commets for this! 😢
@@Ketutchilol, same
Doc: casts an ancient spell which summons the chinese wife
The way he blushes was hilarious. Character broken 😂
wtf was that about warm piss? lmao
Very medicinal, you should try it
@@Allahuma.sali.ala.muhammad. im sure doc eats shit anyway
As someone who has seen many kung fu films i can attest that was perfect chinee.
He just blabbering 🤣
Towards the end with his hair shaking is killing me
Perfect Chinese doesn't exi-
LMAO XDD
This is by far my all time favorite clip from Doc he’s so fluent in Cantonese 😂
The part at the end where he says, “que wa-ma!”
the head movement to speak a asien language 😄
This guy is a beast
That last bit after the food got me good 😂😂😂
Doc hasn’t changed at all , gotta love it
Whay he say?
He said in Mandarin
Your boyfriend has a shrimp for a penis, u should visit me and bring your mother and her mother.
Bring my fuck**g food
Every Asian watching this must be so fucking confused at him sounding so convincing but also saying nothing at the same time 😂
why asians? its chinese , they are confused
Thats how you talk to your wife. Flawless
That fucking giggle as he's chewing the food 😂, hes the best.
I'm Chinese. What the fk was that.
flawless Chinese.
Upper class form of Chinese, the royalty used to speak the dialect, a mix of cantonese and mandarin.
@@Monkey-biznaw😂
The most perfect cantanese ever uttered.
Lol, Alex's hand at the end, feeding him, is priceless.
Doc the world needs you man.
You are a genius. Bro take off the shit once in a while. Plate up.
that pasta turned into rice after listening to Doc's perfect Chinese
The Chinese invented noodles.
I love how he stays in character while eating xD It made me laugh harder than it should haha
that was the best gibberish chinese i've ever heard out of any American
"Sure" so confidently 😂😂😂
I fucking love the doc. I remember watching him when I was going through recovery and it really helped me get through it. Only person who could make me laugh.
Rizz so good, he teleported the girlfriend to his room
When he starts getting intense I laugh everytime 😂
The fact that he gets fed chowmein and rice 💀
doc had the hand from spongebob feeding him 😂😂😂
I miss the old high pitched sound effect when someone donated. Brings back old memories.
Doc's chinese always cracks me up
His chuckle reminds me of the dicaprio meme
Ms Assassin was probably laughing her ass off which made Doc break character after the bite 😂😂
Doc almost breaking character is always dope to see🤣
He got a little to into it 😭🙏🏽
He's speaking fluent Chinese. Trust me, I was the fork.
It seemed like he said more than Perfect Chinese.
how he is getting fed all of a sudden 😂😂😂😂
Doc is literally Ben stillers character in Dodgeball😂
At the end doc to Mrs Assasin: Cane Ma Wa MeMe?
= can I have one more😂
If you didn't understand..
He said "if so then your girl belongs to me"
i passed mandarin 101 from listening to the two time
Doc speaks Chinese flawlessly 💀
That’s ridiculous 😂😂😂😂
Watch the reflection 😂