I remember hearing this live on the show while driving a bus, years ago. Luckily I had no one on board hence why I had it turned to the Bob and Tom show, but when he said my columbo cutie, popeye punkin, I about ran the damn thing off the road!
Love that you possess the confidence to enjoy a joke. That no one is perfect, and have the bravery to laugh at something that hits close to home. That is why comedy is so important. You should be proud of yourself❤
@@nbuehster Have had that thought. It's broken but not 0% function, so, keeping it for now. :) Oh, I get your humor, just prior to sending! Yes, purchase a fake eyeball and keep it in my pocket. Nice. They're like a dollar a piece from online vendors. Thank you and enjoy!
Dear Joules Thats just wonderful to hear! Unfortunately my music puts alot of my audience at shows to sleep too!! Now listen to me! You are getting very sleepy!!! ZzzzzzzHeywoodzzzz
I love your music! I have PTSD and a really hard time sleeping. I have tried books, tapes, self-hypnosis, etc., to try and get to sleep, and for some reason, it is your music that works best, particularly this song, lol. I have no idea why. Maybe it is because of the lightheartedness, and tone of your voice. This sounds silly, but sometimes I just play it over and over again in bed, until I finally manage to drift off. Thank you for your wonderful music.
One of my Heywood favorites! I remember the first time I heard this come over the radio way back on Bob n Tom. Your music has always made it easy for me to smile. Its funny, light hearted music played with pretty difficult guitar compositions. You have become my favorite artist throughout the years. I guess what I am trying to say is....TEACH ME TO PLAY LIKE YOU!!!!! I can travel light and live in your beard! lol I can be your "Joint rollin guy" lol does that help? I can be the guy In the back that goes "yeah" after every hook?
Hey Mr.Banks! Seen your show at the state theatre a few weeks ago. Even got a selfie w/ you! Lol You should post the "pop song" you did. I still laugh about it, wish I could share it! Oh and I thought of something you maybe could use?...when I was a kid I seen a sign that said "free kittens to a good home" and I asked my parents "how much for a bad home??" Wondering, of course, if this lady would put a price on it! Lol love your stuff! Keep up the good work! :) -Nate Valentine (Midland,MI)
It’s worse than it looks, says her mother ‘Cause she’s blind in one eye, blond in the other What's that mean? Also, "Sammy Junior, Sandy Duncan" Are those more examples of people who are blind in one eye?
I don't know about the blond in the eye line, but yes to your second question. Sammy Davis Jr. lost an eye in a car accident and Sandy Duncan lost sight in her left eye from a brain tumor.
Mark Van popering Thanks for the info. I thought it was a reference to famous people, but I didn't know who they were. Winston Tucker LOL Also, I don't know if anyone else used this phrase, but there's a song by U2 that has a line, "It's the blind leading the blond". I thought that meant something similar. ua-cam.com/video/CuEVYSYC_6A/v-deo.html
One of the best play on words ever!!!
I had cataract surgery today and am wearing a patch so my husband has been singing this to me all day! Haha! Thanks a lot!
Your husband is a legend!!!!!
Your old man is the tops.
Yes, I'll keep him. Haha! 😆
"Heywood is A poet of great sensitivity and depthless compassion. One of my true heroes."
Don Mclean
Man this song is freagin HILARIOUS!!!
I remember hearing this live on the show while driving a bus, years ago. Luckily I had no one on board hence why I had it turned to the Bob and Tom show, but when he said my columbo cutie, popeye punkin, I about ran the damn thing off the road!
Haywood Banks is brilliant Bob and Tom are lucky to get him on their show everything this guy does is pretty much gold start with toast
My husband been singing this LOVE SONG to me for over 22 yrs 🥰💙🥰💙🥰
I listen to the bob and tom show every morning, and you are by far the best song writer I have ever heard.
His clown song kills me
Elementary and high school trips were filled with this CD, exclusively, for YEARS. So great stumbling across this again. Cheers.
As a visually impaired person, this song brings a smile to my face. My boyfriend calls me "Deadeye" and I love it.
Love that you possess the confidence to enjoy a joke. That no one is perfect, and have the bravery to laugh at something that hits close to home. That is why comedy is so important. You should be proud of yourself❤
Similar here. When someone cautions me to "keep an eye out" I reply, "I always do!" :)
I'm (legally) blind.
I can see, just not as well as others.
@@kennethbeal What you should do to add to the joke is have a fake eyeball, and show it to them when you say that.
@@nbuehster Have had that thought. It's broken but not 0% function, so, keeping it for now. :)
Oh, I get your humor, just prior to sending! Yes, purchase a fake eyeball and keep it in my pocket. Nice. They're like a dollar a piece from online vendors. Thank you and enjoy!
I recently had a detached retina and pretty blind in one eye now, a friend sent me this when I was feeling down about it, and I laughed till I cried
Phenomenal -and, as always, great guitar work underneath.
I share this to all my one eye friends so they can laugh at themselves. Like I do.
My dog Zoey has one eye. I sang her this song all the time!
Dear Joules
Thats just wonderful to hear!
Unfortunately my music puts alot of my audience at shows to sleep too!! Now listen to me! You are getting very sleepy!!!
ZzzzzzzHeywoodzzzz
Heywoodbanks . M
Heywood Banks it's a comedic genius.
I love your music! I have PTSD and a really hard time sleeping. I have tried books, tapes, self-hypnosis, etc., to try and get to sleep, and for some reason, it is your music that works best, particularly this song, lol. I have no idea why. Maybe it is because of the lightheartedness, and tone of your voice. This sounds silly, but sometimes I just play it over and over again in bed, until I finally manage to drift off. Thank you for your wonderful music.
A lot of people drift off at my shows too
Heywood performed this one last night at Krackpots Comedy Club 🙌🏻
Man this is a funny song, but it's a really well put together tune, too.
eye love this song!!!😂😊
So do eye!
Love your stuff if I have a tough day a good laugh is all I need. Thanks for all the laughs
awesome!
One of my Heywood favorites! I remember the first time I heard this come over the radio way back on Bob n Tom. Your music has always made it easy for me to smile. Its funny, light hearted music played with pretty difficult guitar compositions. You have become my favorite artist throughout the years. I guess what I am trying to say is....TEACH ME TO PLAY LIKE YOU!!!!! I can travel light and live in your beard! lol I can be your "Joint rollin guy" lol does that help? I can be the guy In the back that goes "yeah" after every hook?
I almost pissed my pants the first time I heard this. I had to pull over on the side of the road to keep from wrecking in my car.
Love it! That's just silly :))
Hey Mr.Banks!
Seen your show at the state theatre a few weeks ago.
Even got a selfie w/ you! Lol
You should post the "pop song" you did. I still laugh about it, wish I could share it!
Oh and I thought of something you maybe could use?...when I was a kid I seen a sign that said "free kittens to a good home" and I asked my parents "how much for a bad home??" Wondering, of course, if this lady would put a price on it! Lol love your stuff! Keep up the good work! :)
-Nate Valentine
(Midland,MI)
Love it!
I just injured an internal organ laughing at this. My lawyer will be in touch.
Genius
1:08 I love Chick's laugh lol
If you weren’t funny, you make millions off this music!!
Hilarious and musically brilliant.
This song is one eye love, lol.
have you ever made a second verse of this song.
Sandy Duncan, Sammy Davis
Lmfao!!!!
17 Popeye wannabes gave this a thumbs down?
yep
It’s worse than it looks, says her mother
‘Cause she’s blind in one eye, blond in the other
What's that mean?
Also, "Sammy Junior, Sandy Duncan" Are those more examples of people who are blind in one eye?
I don't know about the blond in the eye line, but yes to your second question. Sammy Davis Jr. lost an eye in a car accident and Sandy Duncan lost sight in her left eye from a brain tumor.
To the first, the running joke is blondes are less smart than others. So this girl is theoretically blind and dumb.
Mark Van popering Thanks for the info. I thought it was a reference to famous people, but I didn't know who they were.
Winston Tucker LOL Also, I don't know if anyone else used this phrase, but there's a song by U2 that has a line, "It's the blind leading the blond". I thought that meant something similar.
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All the trolls gettin mad on here LOL
God I love this