I'd say Traitors and Loyalists are probably equally crazy, just in different directions. Chaos are, naturally, chaotic and disorganized crazy: They are the guy who lives alone, painted over all the windows, and abducts homeless people and drills holes in their brains for _very_ hazy and poorly defined reasons. He has rotting severed body parts lying around in places he forgot he put them. He might be talking to himself, or the voices in his head, but no one can tell which because it's all gibberish and he has lost the ability to communicate coherently. Loyalist Marines are obsessive and neurotically crazy: They are the guy who seems normal at first, but still gives you a weird vibe. You move into the house next to him and he gets increasingly passive-aggressive towards you for _months_ until he snaps, breaks into your house at night, and starts waving a knife around while he rants and screams about how the edge of your trash can goes 1/4 of an inch onto his side of the property line when you put it out for collection, _and he knows you're doing it deliberately to undermine his purity of will in advance of a joint Soviet/Gay/Mexican invasion of the FREE WORLD GODDAMNIT!_ Meanwhile you're like, "my what is over the what-now!?" They're both _very_ crazy, and pretty scary to deal with, but one drools and stares at things that aren't there, and the other has those massive Crazy Eyes, and believes in conspiracy theories.
@@DamienTheCat the chaos marines from the time of Horus really do view the zealots who came after them as crazy like this. They call them corpse worshipers for a reason and when they start pulling off magic through their faith alone they really do view them like they do here. The black Templars are even more so this case since they stem from a time and founder who pretty much started the imperial faith even though they should have known better.
Dorn: "Do you remember that crazy guy we had to wrap in chains and hull out of the Eternal Fortress for his own sake... we made him a Chaptermaster and have lost all control of them."
@@trutherx3440 Black Crusade side effect, intense positive attitude towards any and all chaos gods and a weird almost-horny affection towards terminator deep strikes
Kharn wasn’t afraid of sigismund him because he wasn’t insane he was scared of Sigismund because kharn felt no emotions from Sigmund while they were fighting
@@goodmoney2998 Black Templars pray for the Emperor until one of them goes to kind of fugue state and starts to see visions of divinity. When they're chosen as the champion he's given armor of faith and a sacred black sword. These warriors are found rarely, like maybe few in a century and when the battle begins they just go to this sort of zealous rampage no matter the foe. It can be a chaos cultist or a goddamn Carnifex, it doesn't matter to him and it's not too uncommon that The Emperor's champion might turn the whole tide of the battle by rushing into the frey and killing the enemy commander/warboss or whatever is in the opposing end of his sword. During the Great scouring pretty much each chapter had a Champion at some point, but that has been discontinued with the exception of the Black Templars who has them to this date. Hope this helps with the meme 😅
As a Black Templar player, this is very accurate. It's good to see such an accurate representation of our least devout and least zealous battle brothers.
I SHALL TEAR THEIR ABOMINABLE VISAGE OFF THE FACE OF THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND, AS THE GOD-EMPEROR MY WITNESS, MAY HIS FURY CHANNEL THROUGH MY BULLETS AS THEY RAIN DOWN LIKE HOLY FIRE UPON THEM. I AM THE EMPERORS WEAPON AND MY ARMOUR IS CONTEMPT.
Imagine you are some chaos warband, that came out of the Eye of terror first time since Horus heresy, still thinking the Imperium runs on the Imperial Truth. And then you meet Black templar.
@@comteraffayn8351 Yeah to this day I don't get what's supposed to be so funny about that. Yeah Lorgar won, and now you have a bunch of psychopaths who believe God is with them trying to kill you.
@@michaelarchangel42 Tbf Telemachon take nothing seriously plus as a veteran of the Great Crusade he saw as absurd the idea of worshipping the Emperor and the fact that the Word Bearers (considered a Legion of losers during the Great Crusade for believing in his godhood) have won and that their beliefs were adopted by the Imperium made it all the more funny for him It's like the ultimate irony
Considering Fists preferred method of relaxation and meditation is something called the "pain glove" which works just about how you imagine it does by the name. And to more new people, yes these are indeed Fist successors. Yes, Rogal Dorn's, the calm quiet guy. These lunatics are from his geneseed.
yes, this is lore accurate the Black templar being completely insane in a zealous way is spot on. The chaos marine just wants to kill some shit and go home.
@@TheNerdForAllSeasons Where was this so called purity of purpose when the Templars murdered a Custodes, and lost almost an entire Fleet in the Process.
@@CedricBassmanthey said it was the will of the emperor cause they survived while their "enemies" did not. Also the emperor still gave the librarian a vision to continue their crusade.
@@madhatten00 The Custodes managed to destroy almost the entire Fleet before dying. Also that particular BT Group was later declared Renegades by Hellbrecht himself, who gladly accepted the Primaris reinforcement without problem.
"The Emperor' s lessons... are so beautiful... When you are dismembered, when you are entombed in dreadnaught sarcophagus. Then your warband will gather around the chaos hellbeast to see the new Derek. The Emperor is the teacher, Derek is the student, and I am the Emperor' s instrument."
It was so amusing telling my friend about the BT's and he's like - so wait, Chaos Marines are supposed to be the crazy ones, but these Black Templars sound like they're even more insane than the CMs. That's the neat part chief. The Imperium vs Chaos is just fanaticism vs fanaticism on many levels. It's just a holy war on a galactic scale.
Ah yes, the Marines that need a translator because they speak exclusively in reasons why they will kill you for being a vile heretic in the God-Emperor's Sight.
@@Mike-8404 So they side with literal Chaos, and it's cool. But when G-Man comes along to inject them with some new Troops, they think that is heretical and somehow came to the conclusion to not only murder their new reinforcements *BUT ALSO THE CUSTODES THAT WAS SENT WITH THEM* This is exactly why the Black Templar are just ass, even by 40K standards.
I legit believe that this templar got a vision from the emperor of man and is now the newest Emperors Champion. So yeah that Black Legion dude has every right to be scared.
@@GearShotgun that’s more the ravens guard but the raven himself is more like Sam Hyde yelling at Hassan piker to come out and face him while Hassan cry’s about it
Ignore fake fans. A Templar would be that crazy. It's a faction so fanatical in their faith that BELIEF gives them including saves, nullifies psykers, etc. They put word bearers to shame.
Lol, I wouldn't call them fake fans. Just so absorbed in the chaos side of lore that they don't understand how absolutely nuts and scary the Templars are.
Fake fans? Who made you authority on this matter? Falling into a No True Scotsman Fallacy really doesn't make sound any different than the fanatic Templars.
Ah, I have found the arbiter of true fandom. Or something. Most Astartes are secular now. Welcome to gw revisionist history bud. It's funny to me that you likened the tt wargame to the lore capabilities in the same statement in which you say that you aren't a real fan if you don't think chaos is as crazy or crazy-er than the templars. In the hh books marine armor sustains bolts from lightning storms that are literally hundreds of orders of magnitude stronger than anything we've yet seen in the observable galaxy and shrug it off, yet in other books las gun fire can kill them. The lore is inconsistent as fuck, and there is actually no canon. And before you freak out, do the research. Retcons don't even technically exist in 40k because no technical canon exists for most events. Luetin09 is my go to for explaining this, he does so more eloquently than I ever could. You DO need to be able to pay attention for more than minutes at a time though
I just went through a breakup. I needed something to make me laugh. When he speaks in tongue I fucking loose my shit every time. Thanks for the laughs. I needed it today.
Part too can also be another skit with Kee&Peel as a Salamander/Ultramarine and a Word Bearer. He sneaks behind them on István or Calth and…God’s lessons are beautiful!
"How can you deny it? You have witnessed the glory of the Emperor first hand, and that the strength of the Emperor is paramount over all things! Even sorely wounded upon His Golden Throne, He wields a power that cannot be denied! Nothing can stop Him, nor those who serve Him truly with faith in their hearts." - Marshal Magneric of the Black Templars M32, upon being confronted about his faith, after his warriors showed immunity to warp lightning.
Imma be honest, i don't recognise which of these marines is the loyalist one and which is chaos, but it doesn't matter because both sides are just as demented
The one with spikes and the symbol of entrophy in his shoulder its the chaos marine. The one with a cross in his shoulder in black is the black templar.
The chaos marine has the 8-pointed star on his pauldrons and is acting more sane, the loyalist marine has the red Teutonic cross on his pauldrons and is acting kinda batshit. That’s partly the joke.
40K goes fucking hard with their example I love of a specific Legion known as the gray Knights who have psychokinetic superpowers that can allow them to do anything from burst someone's brain or create flames of so Blaze fire as well as Go full fucking Palpatine and shoot lightning from their hands and there wasn't only purpose is to kill any and all aspects of chaos which also includes anyone who knows literally anything about chaos or of their own existence so if a great night shows up to kill some demons that were attacking you and your platoon it's not a good site and you'd be happier if it was just the demon you had to face especially since that team is going to first try to fucking run to the best of it's possible capabilities before the gray Knights can fucking obliterate its existence but then after they're done with the demons, they're going to come for you because you know too much.
Beyond that when it comes to the insane side of things, machines in 40K actually work based on your belief of whether the machine should work or at least Orcs And the priests of the omnissiah can make machines that work based purely on belief and faith that they will and this goes even further for the Orcs to the point that they paint themselves read it because they believe it goes faster and after making a bunch of trash into something that looks like a spaceship even if it isn't airtight or have any means of thrust or actual ability to move at all and even if it's not even structurally sound, through sheer belief that they had just made a spaceship, it will be able to take off into orbit and fly them to wherever the fuck they want to go on their WAHHHs and the way that they teleport from one place of the galaxy to the other is by entering into essentially a rift in space-time created by their God and just letting it spit them out wherever the fuck it will because wherever they pop out is where those start their WAAHH....... how they even have one or who literally got their head attached to a fucking giant ass robot body partially made up of other Orcs to make the biggest orc is the one who is the leader of all the Orcs edit somehow fucking worked...
Very lore accurate. During the war of the beast an Iron Warriors marine was freaked out that Black Templar he onced met as an Imperial Fist has become a Emperor praising zealot.
Everyone's saying it's a Black Templar but that looks a hell of a lot more like a Hospitaller...and if you've gotten one of THEM riled up, that's honestly more scary....
“He’s Got Lifeless Eyes! Black Eyess!! Like A Doll’s Eyes!!! Until He Bites Ya. And Those BLACK EYES rollll over white. Ohh and they all the hollerin’ n screamin’…he rips ya to pieces. >;•D”-Quint(Jaws) describing Insane Black Templar
"If you got an actual crazy person for me to fight" .....in this universe, fighting a mere 'actual crazy person' would be a good day, compared to what's out there. Count your blessings, Derek.
The fact the Templar is more insane than the Chaos Marine is lore accurate.
It's a funny video lol but not really. It's meme accurate, not lore accurate.
I'd say Traitors and Loyalists are probably equally crazy, just in different directions.
Chaos are, naturally, chaotic and disorganized crazy: They are the guy who lives alone, painted over all the windows, and abducts homeless people and drills holes in their brains for _very_ hazy and poorly defined reasons. He has rotting severed body parts lying around in places he forgot he put them. He might be talking to himself, or the voices in his head, but no one can tell which because it's all gibberish and he has lost the ability to communicate coherently.
Loyalist Marines are obsessive and neurotically crazy: They are the guy who seems normal at first, but still gives you a weird vibe. You move into the house next to him and he gets increasingly passive-aggressive towards you for _months_ until he snaps, breaks into your house at night, and starts waving a knife around while he rants and screams about how the edge of your trash can goes 1/4 of an inch onto his side of the property line when you put it out for collection, _and he knows you're doing it deliberately to undermine his purity of will in advance of a joint Soviet/Gay/Mexican invasion of the FREE WORLD GODDAMNIT!_ Meanwhile you're like, "my what is over the what-now!?"
They're both _very_ crazy, and pretty scary to deal with, but one drools and stares at things that aren't there, and the other has those massive Crazy Eyes, and believes in conspiracy theories.
@@DamienTheCat he doesn’t really say anything insane, it’s the heretic calling him crazy. It’s lore accurate.
@@DamienTheCat the chaos marines from the time of Horus really do view the zealots who came after them as crazy like this.
They call them corpse worshipers for a reason and when they start pulling off magic through their faith alone they really do view them like they do here.
The black Templars are even more so this case since they stem from a time and founder who pretty much started the imperial faith even though they should have known better.
@@DamienTheCat this would be more accurate if the religious dude was a word bearer
“I will torture his body so his soul learns to be humble” sounds exactly like something a space marine would say
This comment needs all the upvotes
That's a Chaplain if I've ever seen one
I'm surprised it's not a Dark Angels quote tbh
we saw the video..
@@Aria432 learn to laugh miser mentality
Sanest Black Templar
Seriously that was a very calm templar
@@trevordenver9877 I’m pretty sure people will think he’s actually insane due to how calm he is.
@@ItsDSP lol no screaming or battle cries? What sort of blqck templar is this
@@trevordenver9877 worst one
He has been granted a vision by the Emperor! Someone get the Chaplain! Bring the Armour of Faith and the Black Sword!
Iron Warriors vs Imperial Fists: "Just like old times"
Iron Warriors vs Black Templars: "What the fuck is wrong with these guys"
They are done with xenos and chaos bullshit
Dorn: "Do you remember that crazy guy we had to wrap in chains and hull out of the Eternal Fortress for his own sake... we made him a Chaptermaster and have lost all control of them."
Random Imperial Fists: "I fear no man nor demons of the warp. But my little brother.... he scares me."
@@jackfrozr6773 cousin
@@heresy8384 They're both sons of Dorn, Besides most Imperial Fists are Black Templars from the War of the Beasts.
Makes sense for a heretic astartes of the Black Legion to look and sound more sane, than even the sanest Black Templar
Eternal Crusade side effects: permanent loss of sanity, psychosis and even death (if you 've missed your pre battle mass)
@@trutherx3440 Black Crusade side effect, intense positive attitude towards any and all chaos gods and a weird almost-horny affection towards terminator deep strikes
@@myfaceismyshield5963 to be fair the luna wolves were horny for deep strikes and shock assaults even when they were loyal
Whoa whoa whoa, what's all this black talk about now, hmmm?
Just 9 more likes peeps
This is 110% lore accurate. Even Kharn got freaked the fuck out when he fought Sigismund.
Yeah that was a beautiful scene
Right before he got turned into Khornate gaspacho
@@EssentialXIII Khorned Beef in tins - the ingredients are a tad chaotic :)
And to think the two were friends.
Kharn wasn’t afraid of sigismund him because he wasn’t insane he was scared of Sigismund because kharn felt no emotions from Sigmund while they were fighting
I can see why he was chosen as the emperor's champion.
I laughed way too hard on this😂
Nah dude, he ain't zealous enough
@@inveteratecrusader4882It's because he's bald, genius.
@@lordnandor3274 i personally don't know enough lore to get this.
@@goodmoney2998 Black Templars pray for the Emperor until one of them goes to kind of fugue state and starts to see visions of divinity. When they're chosen as the champion he's given armor of faith and a sacred black sword. These warriors are found rarely, like maybe few in a century and when the battle begins they just go to this sort of zealous rampage no matter the foe. It can be a chaos cultist or a goddamn Carnifex, it doesn't matter to him and it's not too uncommon that The Emperor's champion might turn the whole tide of the battle by rushing into the frey and killing the enemy commander/warboss or whatever is in the opposing end of his sword.
During the Great scouring pretty much each chapter had a Champion at some point, but that has been discontinued with the exception of the Black Templars who has them to this date.
Hope this helps with the meme 😅
As a Black Templar player, this is very accurate. It's good to see such an accurate representation of our least devout and least zealous battle brothers.
Battle Brother, may the Emperor smile as looks upon you smite his foe with fervor and zeal.
All that is missing is Lincoln loyalist playing in background while drop pods rain
they make the phrase “MAIM KILL BURN!!” Sound like a lullaby
@@Shrek40K no pity! No remorse! No fear! Is the black Templar battle cry.
You’re confusing Templars and the pillar custards
@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus rapist custodians?
This isn't even a joke, this is just canon
Chaos space marine *existes*
Black templar : AND AS THE EMPEROR IS MY WITNESS I WILL BREAK HIM DOWN
The commisar: its the god emperor is my witness his broken in halve.
grammar sectian
THE HERETIC'S EXISTENCE SHALL BE SMOTE UPON THE MOUNTAINSIDE. HIS ASHES SHALL BEAR WITNESS TO THOSE WHO DEFY THE EMPEROR'S WILL!
@@RazorDaemon gods lessons are beautiful
I SHALL TEAR THEIR ABOMINABLE VISAGE OFF THE FACE OF THE IMPERIUM OF MANKIND, AS THE GOD-EMPEROR MY WITNESS, MAY HIS FURY CHANNEL THROUGH MY BULLETS AS THEY RAIN DOWN LIKE HOLY FIRE UPON THEM. I AM THE EMPERORS WEAPON AND MY ARMOUR IS CONTEMPT.
I like how Chaos marine is the sane one here.
I think that’s just how an iron warrior might react to a black Templar to be honest.
Lol 😅😅😅 you are so right lol lol
@@ethanlawrence4890 Iron Warrior fighting Imperial Fists "imma beat your ass"
Iron Warrior fighting Black Templar "YO WTF"
I need not sanity, for the Emperor shall guide my blade.
Probably an Iron Warrior.
"What do you mean you can't find him??"
*Rises up behind the Black Legionnaire*
You saw the original video😂
"he's in the walls..."
"He's in the CHAOS DAMNED WALLS"
"What d'you mean 'you can't find him'?
Well, where is he?
Yo, where my Warmaster at? Abaddon?"
I wish they had included that part. Thanks for completing it. 😂
Are we sure he isn’t actually a Raven Guard?
"then your battle brothers...will gather around..your hospital bed... to meet the new derrek"
real shit
@@ThanhTran-ks8rd the new derrick is a servitor unfortunately
@@FUBARGunplaor even worse a chaos dread😅
Imagine you are some chaos warband, that came out of the Eye of terror first time since Horus heresy, still thinking the Imperium runs on the Imperial Truth. And then you meet Black templar.
That’s exactly what happened to Black Legion. Hilarity ensued.
Black Legion Champion Telemachon Lyras was litteraly dying of laugher after hearing the words "God Emperor"
@@comteraffayn8351 and then he learned that the emperors lessons are so beautiful
@@comteraffayn8351 Yeah to this day I don't get what's supposed to be so funny about that. Yeah Lorgar won, and now you have a bunch of psychopaths who believe God is with them trying to kill you.
@@michaelarchangel42 Tbf Telemachon take nothing seriously plus as a veteran of the Great Crusade he saw as absurd the idea of worshipping the Emperor and the fact that the Word Bearers (considered a Legion of losers during the Great Crusade for believing in his godhood) have won and that their beliefs were adopted by the Imperium made it all the more funny for him
It's like the ultimate irony
Sigismund: "Torturing the body so that the soul learns to be humble is Black Templar 101"
Considering Fists preferred method of relaxation and meditation is something called the "pain glove" which works just about how you imagine it does by the name. And to more new people, yes these are indeed Fist successors. Yes, Rogal Dorn's, the calm quiet guy. These lunatics are from his geneseed.
“I will torture his body…so that his soul learns to be humble…”
😳 Holy shit that’s metal
Edit: The best part is I misspelled “mental” 🫠
Well the Spanish Inquisición was trying to save those people souls
@@martinguerra5152 More like a self righteous pretext to be massive cunts but have it your way.
And it fucking fits with the theme of Chaos Space Marines too. Jesus.
@@magosexploratoradeon6409that was the Black Templar that said it 😂
Sounds more like some Dark Angel shit if you ask me.
yes, this is lore accurate the Black templar being completely insane in a zealous way is spot on.
The chaos marine just wants to kill some shit and go home.
"Completely insane"
It's called purity of purpose.
@@TheNerdForAllSeasons
Where was this so called purity of purpose when the Templars murdered a Custodes, and lost almost an entire Fleet in the Process.
@@CedricBassmanthat janitor should have read the room before attempting to taint their purity with Cawl's abominations. That's on him.
@@CedricBassmanthey said it was the will of the emperor cause they survived while their "enemies" did not. Also the emperor still gave the librarian a vision to continue their crusade.
@@madhatten00
The Custodes managed to destroy almost the entire Fleet before dying. Also that particular BT Group was later declared Renegades by Hellbrecht himself, who gladly accepted the Primaris reinforcement without problem.
"The Emperor's lessons, are _so beautiful_ ...."
"The Emperor' s lessons... are so beautiful...
When you are dismembered, when you are entombed in dreadnaught sarcophagus. Then your warband will gather around the chaos hellbeast to see the new Derek. The Emperor is the teacher, Derek is the student, and I am the Emperor' s instrument."
i'm sorry is this fking craz
Underrated comment.
Base!
Truly the Emperor blesses his Chosen!🥹
And the best thing is you don't even have to choose the part about lung-squeezing and begging for life
He got me when he started speaking in tounges lmao 😂
"W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T FIND HIM?"
Most insane Chaos marine vs the sanest black templar.
It was so amusing telling my friend about the BT's and he's like - so wait, Chaos Marines are supposed to be the crazy ones, but these Black Templars sound like they're even more insane than the CMs.
That's the neat part chief. The Imperium vs Chaos is just fanaticism vs fanaticism on many levels. It's just a holy war on a galactic scale.
Gotta make an extended version with the whole skit because it only gets more and more accurate😂
Where's the skit from?
@@darkstrikeofbass Key & Peele, Ultimate fighting
@@gurraglad thank you!
😂
for the final part have it so that it cuts to the Black Templars armor being empty and then cut to him chokeing out Derek
When I squeeze your lungs and you beg me for life, then, your heart will open to the Emperor
As a Black Templar, I love it.
Ah yes, the Marines that need a translator because they speak exclusively in reasons why they will kill you for being a vile heretic in the God-Emperor's Sight.
Would a Black Templar and a Chaos Marine be allies? They both have similar hatreds towards the same individuals?
@@conrradotorres4653 They were in War of the Beast. Some Black Templars allied with Iron Warriors for a little bit
@@Mike-8404
So they side with literal Chaos, and it's cool. But when G-Man comes along to inject them with some new Troops, they think that is heretical and somehow came to the conclusion to not only murder their new reinforcements *BUT ALSO THE CUSTODES THAT WAS SENT WITH THEM*
This is exactly why the Black Templar are just ass, even by 40K standards.
So, how much are the Black Templars inspired by the historical Knights Templar?
The Black Templars are so batshit that they give Kharn the Betrayer nightmares.
"Is this guy crazy?"
To be fair that is a good question that could be asked of basically everyone in Warhammer 40k XD
Only the insane have strength enough to prosper. Only those who prosper may truly judge what is sane.
@elysiankentarchy1531 nah
I legit believe that this templar got a vision from the emperor of man and is now the newest Emperors Champion. So yeah that Black Legion dude has every right to be scared.
Ah yes....The Emperor's Champion...Rogal Dorn and The Emperor's Angriest Boy
They should’ve shown the rest of the skit, where he disappears and had him be the Emperors champion when he came up behind him
I dont think he knows how to animate though
Your beliefs do you justice, brother. Sword-Brethren Keegan-Michael was indeed chosen by the Emperor to be his Champion on this Battle.
@@GearShotgun that’s more the ravens guard but the raven himself is more like Sam Hyde yelling at Hassan piker to come out and face him while Hassan cry’s about it
The calmest of all the Black Templar
Ignore fake fans. A Templar would be that crazy. It's a faction so fanatical in their faith that BELIEF gives them including saves, nullifies psykers, etc. They put word bearers to shame.
Lol, I wouldn't call them fake fans. Just so absorbed in the chaos side of lore that they don't understand how absolutely nuts and scary the Templars are.
Wat, how deez gits get Ork powwa?
Fake fans? Who made you authority on this matter? Falling into a No True Scotsman Fallacy really doesn't make sound any different than the fanatic Templars.
Ah, I have found the arbiter of true fandom. Or something. Most Astartes are secular now. Welcome to gw revisionist history bud. It's funny to me that you likened the tt wargame to the lore capabilities in the same statement in which you say that you aren't a real fan if you don't think chaos is as crazy or crazy-er than the templars. In the hh books marine armor sustains bolts from lightning storms that are literally hundreds of orders of magnitude stronger than anything we've yet seen in the observable galaxy and shrug it off, yet in other books las gun fire can kill them. The lore is inconsistent as fuck, and there is actually no canon. And before you freak out, do the research. Retcons don't even technically exist in 40k because no technical canon exists for most events. Luetin09 is my go to for explaining this, he does so more eloquently than I ever could. You DO need to be able to pay attention for more than minutes at a time though
@@kaimamoonfury1335ah yes HH books... i like one where naked World Eater rip apart fully geared and ready Custode... good read.
I just went through a breakup. I needed something to make me laugh. When he speaks in tongue I fucking loose my shit every time. Thanks for the laughs. I needed it today.
We need a part 2 with the rest of this skit xD
Seconded, it's too funny not to complete 😄
Part too can also be another skit with Kee&Peel as a Salamander/Ultramarine and a Word Bearer. He sneaks behind them on István or Calth and…God’s lessons are beautiful!
@@vitaliyred622 for real key and peele skits could have so much potential for warhammer content
"What you mean you can't find him?😨"
Started laughing at the thumbnail alone 😂
Key and Pelle is a gold mine
Singing his beautiful litanies at the end 😂
"How can you deny it? You have witnessed the glory of the Emperor first hand, and that the strength of the Emperor is paramount over all things! Even sorely wounded upon His Golden Throne, He wields a power that cannot be denied! Nothing can stop Him, nor those who serve Him truly with faith in their hearts." - Marshal Magneric of the Black Templars M32, upon being confronted about his faith, after his warriors showed immunity to warp lightning.
And with that Faith have purged more enemies of Humanity than all the other chapters combined
Based and Templar-pilled
@@JGrimm52 and purged more of humanity than all the other chapters as well.
@@markusburstrom3485 Show me a single source for that
@burstrom3485 the blood angels seem to kill the most honestly (while being imperium aligned)
thats so canon
Nothing wrong with this marine, just incredible dedication to the emprah.
praise the Emprah as always 👍
The Templar speaking in tounges is exactly how I always saw the legion 😂
"Emperor lessons...are so beautiful" 😂
A perfect representation of both my armies. Love how unhinged the templars can be. 😂
As a 40k fan this is 100% lore accurate.
It wasnt until 30 seconds in that I realized who was playing the chaos marine and who was playing the templar
Most insane Chaos Marine Vs most sane Black Templar
Ok I recently just learned about black templars and this is hilarious
“I’ll torture his body so that his soul learns to be humble” is pure distilled Black Templar shit. Uncanny how good this clip is.
Black Templars.
The kind of madness that makes even Chaos ask, "What the fuck is wrong with them?"
Imma be honest, i don't recognise which of these marines is the loyalist one and which is chaos, but it doesn't matter because both sides are just as demented
The loyalist one is loyal and doesn't have warp mutations
Loyalist ones are the Normal marines who worships a Corps.
The one with spikes and the symbol of entrophy in his shoulder its the chaos marine.
The one with a cross in his shoulder in black is the black templar.
The one with the chaos star is chaos... the one with the Black Templar symbols is the loyalist... it's very straight forward
The chaos marine has the 8-pointed star on his pauldrons and is acting more sane, the loyalist marine has the red Teutonic cross on his pauldrons and is acting kinda batshit. That’s partly the joke.
It kinda scares me and makes me laugh that everyone is saying this is the most sanest Templar and accurate 😂
40K goes fucking hard with their example I love of a specific Legion known as the gray Knights who have psychokinetic superpowers that can allow them to do anything from burst someone's brain or create flames of so Blaze fire as well as Go full fucking Palpatine and shoot lightning from their hands and there wasn't only purpose is to kill any and all aspects of chaos which also includes anyone who knows literally anything about chaos or of their own existence so if a great night shows up to kill some demons that were attacking you and your platoon it's not a good site and you'd be happier if it was just the demon you had to face especially since that team is going to first try to fucking run to the best of it's possible capabilities before the gray Knights can fucking obliterate its existence but then after they're done with the demons, they're going to come for you because you know too much.
Beyond that when it comes to the insane side of things, machines in 40K actually work based on your belief of whether the machine should work or at least Orcs And the priests of the omnissiah can make machines that work based purely on belief and faith that they will and this goes even further for the Orcs to the point that they paint themselves read it because they believe it goes faster and after making a bunch of trash into something that looks like a spaceship even if it isn't airtight or have any means of thrust or actual ability to move at all and even if it's not even structurally sound, through sheer belief that they had just made a spaceship, it will be able to take off into orbit and fly them to wherever the fuck they want to go on their WAHHHs and the way that they teleport from one place of the galaxy to the other is by entering into essentially a rift in space-time created by their God and just letting it spit them out wherever the fuck it will because wherever they pop out is where those start their WAAHH....... how they even have one or who literally got their head attached to a fucking giant ass robot body partially made up of other Orcs to make the biggest orc is the one who is the leader of all the Orcs edit somehow fucking worked...
Okay ... I cant helps but admit that this is THE best Black Templar meme I have ever seen, hands down!
Love it how someone new couldn't tell which is which
Templar be like: “If god had wanted you to live, he would not have created ME!”
Well...damn
They can't find him?! Well where is he?! *Neck gets snapped, while tongue chanting continues*
Sanest Black Templar vs Craziest Black Legionnaire.
This one actually had me rolling. It respects the lore.
I've watched this 50 times now and still laugh my ass off.
Black templar being the crazy one is beyond real in the lore 😂
You left out the best part of the sketch where Key starts crying because of what he's about to do to Peele
dang it. they just get better with age xD
All chaos factions: Lorgar look what you did to dorns boys!
The most sane Black Templar
There will also be incense and candles on the battle field😂😂
Seem like the most casual Black Templar in the whole Leg-CHAPTER!
this fits so well even when you switch roles 😂😂😂
I would hope so! Thinking, I mean space marines are nuts, but if somebody is gonna be speaking in tongues its definitely the chaos space marines.
The god emperor doesn't possess... okay so maybe the god emperor is just as bad as the chaos gods but he pretends not to be!
If Keegan's character was a Chaos Marine, he'd work better as a Word Bearer.
@@SuperMrHiggins no way, the astartes are the ones praying to their guns and a dead dude. Honestly chaos is the more rational haha
@@RichardX1 A white scar versus a word bearer would fit it very well
From my experience this is exactly how warhammer players behave when meeting normal people for the first time
This is basically a recreation of when the black legion met the black templars
Very lore accurate. During the war of the beast an Iron Warriors marine was freaked out that Black Templar he onced met as an Imperial Fist has become a Emperor praising zealot.
This is the calm before The Emperor's Champion screeches "FOR THE EMPEROR!" and rushes, chain-sword first, into heavy gunfire!! Lmao 😂😂😂
not a chainsword! >:^(
And he somehow survives while an entire guardsman company 100 meters behind him gets obliterated instantly by said gunfires.
@@jaraxxussjaraxxyss7005 hes got chains arround his sword!
checkmate psyker!
I could watch this 10000 times it never gets old.
I've been waiting for some one to edit this exact key and peele clip to 40k for so long 😂 not disappointed
Bro, next time you've got an idea that good, let someone know, or do it yourself.
Don't be holding out on us, man, I need my fix!
@@anomonyous it's not my thing mate, but I'm a fan of both so next time I'll speak up lol
An OG traitor finds out how far the imperium has fallen
I wanna see some lore of a chaos grunt actually scared of a pious space marine.
And no, not the "HORUUUSSS!!!" blood angel running amock type of guy.
I watch this at least once a week, the eye contact at the end absolutely destroys me
Humanity survives by being more batshit insane than the people driven to insanity by literal Space Hell.
man started speaking Tzeentchinese there at the end
Black Legion: we must have killed like a thousand of these black templar already, they're done
Black Templar (on eternal crusade): try me, bitches
This sword brother has the right mentality for the fight. Im sure he might even accend to empeors champion one day.
When Abaddon meets Sigismund.
CHAOS BOUT TO LEARN TODAY
Black legionaire: "I regularly skin people alive to relax, but this guy is freaking me the warp out!"
Why does this seem like an actual recording of the interaction between the most devout Chaos Marine and the least religious Black Templar?
The beautiful thing about Warhammer Lore most likely BOTH spacemarines would be batshit insane zealots
Everyone's saying it's a Black Templar but that looks a hell of a lot more like a Hospitaller...and if you've gotten one of THEM riled up, that's honestly more scary....
“He’s Got Lifeless Eyes! Black Eyess!! Like A Doll’s Eyes!!! Until He Bites Ya. And Those BLACK EYES rollll over white. Ohh and they all the hollerin’ n screamin’…he rips ya to pieces.
>;•D”-Quint(Jaws) describing Insane Black Templar
I hear the Templar was taught by Chaplain Alexus Jonus 😆
This is exceedingly lore accurate, especially with the templars.
Most insane Black Legionare vs Least Crazy Black Templar
least fanatical Black Templar
Whenever this appears, I always watch it.
“Did the Word Bearers decided to switch to black power armour!? That’s supposed to be our thing!”
"Break his back! Make him humble!"
"If God is by my side... who can be against me?"
Better to Die for The Emperor than to live for Yourself!!!
The emperor's champion lmao
Extremely common Black Templar W
This is actually funniest yet😂
If a man cries while looking to the heavens before fighting you, just walk away.
Accuracy at its finest.
Black Templars humbling one heretic at a time.
🌟⭐⭐⭐🌟
“Whatcha mean you can’t find him?!?”
I watched it a couple dozen times by now. Can't get enough of it
When Asmodai "interrogates" literally anyone
"If you got an actual crazy person for me to fight" .....in this universe, fighting a mere 'actual crazy person' would be a good day, compared to what's out there. Count your blessings, Derek.