Well Vic, in my book you won all those awards being so unique and funny. I'm still waiting to either see you have your own TV series or be in the movies. And don't forget to being Freddie and Tommy with you.
I nominate you for a honorary "Stugotz" award in the image of Tony Soprano! And a side award to Tony Gaga the coveted "Ba fangu" trophy for $2.00 dollars!!!!
Hanging out w guys so long, I got it. U don’t think we love u Italians. Thx for the sauce recipe bc sauce is key. Life is really too short to debate where pasta came from. (China) still u guys and those gardens fresh sauces u off the boats make every year for family. Couldn’t believe how good it is! Laugh more people and argue less. Vic, I wish we were pizons.
In a nutshell "Stugots" is a conjunction of a couple of Italian words "questo" (this) and "cazzo" dick. The Italian phrase is "Questo cazzo," but when said quickly, the "Que" gets dropped which makes it sound like 'stugazzo and then eventually it turned into Stugots. It's used differently in different situations. Examples: 1. What did they give you for your car when you went to trade it in, "they gave me stugots, nothing, zilch." 2. Hey that's a hot girl, yeah i like to give her stugots (grabbing your crotch). 3. Do you believe what Joey did? Stugots (meaning Joey is stupid) took his girl to eat at Olive Garden thinking it was good Italian food.
Its "stocazzo" literally " this dick" ,in america you say "these nuts"(i hear it from snoop dogg) wich is the same thing i guess..example in italy as a joke here in my city (Rome): "you never guess who called me yesterday!!"..."who?"..."stocazzo!!!" Or "do you know that he ask me more money ?stocazzo!!!! ,i dont give him nothin!!!...im italian born and raised in Roma
Love Bieber E si certo, io credo che e uno di quegli americani che hanno un antenato lontanissimo italiano, e siccome mangiano pizza pensano di essere dalla madre terra.. !! scemi pero!
cher almost won egot: Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony vic won ugaz, which is in assonance with egot, but also with o'cazz... which in italian means "nothing", but more dispregiative, like "jackshit"
Someone...anyone...please give this man an award.
For this he deserves one.
You guys need to watch his stand up bits. His jokes about italians are priceless.
I could hear my dad always saying that. Thanks a million for the laughs.
Well Vic, in my book you won all those awards being so unique and funny. I'm still waiting to either see you have your own TV series or be in the movies. And don't forget to being Freddie and Tommy with you.
You are hysterical! You most certainly deserve some type of award. Can we get him an award???????
That`s great! I knew what was coming as soon as EGOT came out of his mouth. LOL
I'm italian and i got it! Hahahahahaha.
+maximum96 100% here and I most certainly got it!! He's hilarious!!!
SAAAAMMMMMEEEE
Lol, As soon as I knew what he was about to say, I could hear it in my grandmother's voice! Rest her soul.
I nominate you for a honorary "Stugotz" award in the image of Tony Soprano! And a side award to Tony Gaga the coveted "Ba fangu" trophy for $2.00 dollars!!!!
You know you're good... No trophy needed !! 💯🇮🇹❤😂😝👊😎👌
Mbuahahahahahah. “Un cazzo!” Ottimo Vic, ottimo! Sei il migliore!
Loved it!!! You got your award, the Funny Guy Award!!!
My guinea mother used to say Stugots!
You're fucking hilarious buddy.
Pls. Don’t butcher my language. It ain’t stugots. It’s STO CAZZO.
Hanging out w guys so long, I got it. U don’t think we love u Italians. Thx for the sauce recipe bc sauce is key. Life is really too short to debate where pasta came from. (China) still u guys and those gardens fresh sauces u off the boats make every year for family. Couldn’t believe how good it is! Laugh more people and argue less. Vic, I wish we were pizons.
So she didn’t get the EGOT. She only got the EGO!
I fucking loved this one.
Vic! You are the fuckin best! Hilarious!
you don't have to be italian to get ugatz. story of my life over here...
that’s true lmao but an Italian would know first what it means
You got my vote , keep,em coming …..
Ok ok Dane in the house. I must admit Vic got me this time. I blank... got nothing lol if someone with a big heart would explain
Ugatz means “nothing” as an Italian American slang, most of the time.
I'm Italian too and got it. Good one.
I love it ! ! ! Whuddja get ?
Italian... from southern Italy. Here we could call it "E Caz" :) :P (pronounce A KUTHZ)
LOL dont feel bad you are not alone but thanks for the laughter that was good. tooshay
Are you coming to Naples to perform
gotta love Pioneer Transportation.
your Giants press conf. are award winning to me :) ......LETS GO GIANTS !
She hasn't won a Tony Award? Must be something to do with her "EGO" then.
Nice hook Vic! LOL!!!
I'm not Italian but love the Italian American slang and way haha, so what the fuck does it mean?
It means he didn't get shit
Hi =D Polish here. What does "Stugots" mean? It was also on the back of Tony Soprano's Yacht.
In a nutshell "Stugots" is a conjunction of a couple of Italian words "questo" (this) and "cazzo" dick.
The Italian phrase is "Questo cazzo," but when said quickly, the "Que" gets dropped which makes it sound like 'stugazzo and then eventually it turned into Stugots. It's used differently in different situations. Examples:
1. What did they give you for your car when you went to trade it in, "they gave me stugots, nothing, zilch."
2. Hey that's a hot girl, yeah i like to give her stugots (grabbing your crotch).
3. Do you believe what Joey did? Stugots (meaning Joey is stupid) took his girl to eat at Olive Garden thinking it was good Italian food.
Nice! Thanks for the clarification lol
Actually he said "Ugatz" which means cock or penis in Italian, but when used in an English sentence basically means fuck or shit.
In italian-american english it means nothing
I'm from N.Y. and I fully understand. Hahaha
I'm from staten but I've met a Jewish italian from Brooklyn and they can have a longer conversation than the average New Yorker @DaveGlo
I'm Italian. Got it!
That````s Italian alright sounds like my Father
Hahahahaaa if only your name was Stu....Stugotz lol
That was awesome!!!
Lol I knew exactly what you were gonna say before you said ah love being Italian
I knew exactly what you're saying. But I'm not Italian, I'm Jewish! Well, the New York Italians and Jews are soul brothers anyway!
You deserve and award!
I love it. I got yer award right here, huh? Am I right? The f*ck outta here.
I'm half Italian so I half way got it.
lol, im half italian, half pakistani, so i get soooo many jokes
I got it, that’s great, reminds me of my dad🇮🇹
Its "stocazzo" literally " this dick" ,in america you say "these nuts"(i hear it from snoop dogg) wich is the same thing i guess..example in italy as a joke here in my city (Rome): "you never guess who called me yesterday!!"..."who?"..."stocazzo!!!"
Or "do you know that he ask me more money ?stocazzo!!!! ,i dont give him nothin!!!...im italian born and raised in Roma
Hahahha! "I got ogots too!"
..and I'm half pollock that grew up in the Italian section of da neighborhood...i got it too.
I got it! lol #italian
Hi Tom ...
it’s Enzo - Da Baker !!
LMAO! Good one!
Ougots ana gool. Lmfao
LOL
you got the Stugotz
You don't have to be Italian. You just have to be from New Jersey
Not remotely Italian,and I got it. (I do have quite a few Italian friends though.)
I have a lot of Italian in my ancestory, and I didn't really understand that... Can somebody explain, clearly I am such an idiot?
Oongatz is like Balls in Italian
***** 'Oogatz' means 'nothing', I suppose haha
mister ziegler Well, I now understand the joke a little better!
What Vic says is true haha
mister ziegler finally a good answer !
that was my name until i was 20 thanks dad.
HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT VIC?
un cozzi, I think it is. My Italian fails me.
Lmao you deserve an award
Yes I a..Italian and that is funny !!!@@@!!
I need directions to u Cazzu & sta minchia Ave please
At least she still has a EGO
I saw that comin!!! ha!
so Cher only has a EGO....
Chair?
Great!
Legend!
You coach the Yankees. That should be enough.
Love it
I’m Italian and I got it!!!
Pizon for NH and I could stop laughing
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....FORTE !!!
what about nogots?
XD
Haha good one pisian
Thx for your support Frank Schaeffer
Haven't stopped laughing ha ha 😂🤪😁😁😁😁😂 made my day.
I'm Sicilian/Italian and I don't get it...
I know it thanks to Sopranos 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You need to be american to understand this.
Nice
mamma mia questi americani pensano di essere italiani perche sanno dire "ucazz"..in quale mondo viviamo...
mi sa che questo è italiano sento che accento ha non è di un madre lingua :)
senti*
Love Bieber E si certo, io credo che e uno di quegli americani che hanno un antenato lontanissimo italiano, e siccome mangiano pizza pensano di essere dalla madre terra.. !! scemi pero!
Laughing so much that my sides hurt. Made my day has ha.
That means she has an EGO....
Can't stop laughing. Haa please give this guy an award so that we can continue laughing til we die. .y side hurts from laughing Soo much.
Tony Sopranos Boat
Stugots
Eheh! O'cazz!!
🇮🇹🇮🇹👍🤣🤣🤣
Molto vero mio fratello!
🤣🇮🇹🤣🇮🇹
Lolololol xo
means he didn't get shit
LMAO!
r/whooshed here
someone who understands please explain?
LOL!
So funny
Someone esplain?
cher almost won egot: Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony
vic won ugaz, which is in assonance with egot, but also with o'cazz... which in italian means "nothing", but more dispregiative, like "jackshit"
techincally it means got dick in southern italian dialect
Hans Johanson
yes sir, we use it in many situations (when talking XD) ... especially to enphasize negative answers/situations
literally means dick but depends on the situation.
There are a lot of ways to use this word.
always with a negative way.
TheBrainScratcher Well she got EGO too lololol
Stugotz :)
😂😂
U Cazzo! LOL!!!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg I loved it!
Thx Margie Ginel
LMAO!!!
Oogatz!
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