@@RatelHBadger US of A here. Yap. Pretty much. But don't knock murder until you've tried it. And the guy doing most of the talking (yelling) is fat and loud. He'd fit right in!
annnnnd look at the prices they pay for gasoline,,,,,,gasoline is the same price world wide,,,,,,its the taxes and transportation that make it different in different countries,,,look it up@@shoeonhead
@saagabragi6938 It was an obscure waste product at the time, so most people hadn't heard of it. But the fact is, gasoline was the first word used for it, and it was named that because it vaporized so readily into its gaseous state. Liquid gasoline isn't even flammable - its gaseous form is the important feature. Yes it's a liquid when it's stored, but so is compressed natural gas, propane gas, acetylene gas, freon gas, nitrogen, oxygen, nitrous, etc.
As an American, who has lived in Florida, I always loved when they would rip on us. Plus, the almost constant badgering of Hammond for being an American, secretly, was also funny.
yeah, once that fatass took over, everyone started complaining when the entire world found out just how stupid we were. not that it's better currently....
The funny thing is that neither pronounce the word properly yet they make fun of each other. The “J” should sound more like “H” (hagooar) and the word comes from a South American tribe..
As a Czech I gotta say that 99 percent ppl dont know how to pronounce it. Which I find very fucking weird because its literally just pronounced "Shko-DA"
@@PaintHerWhite Not really, Between '21-'22 739k moved there while 490k left that's a net of 249k, that's not a substantial nor is it remotely considered "everybody."
90% of these clips are Clarkson. Which I like. Hammond would never say anything bad about America and James doesn't know where America is because he doesn't even know where his house is. To be fair, I love all of these jokes and although I'm not American, I have an affinity for american culture, I will always remember how blown away I was by the size of the caesar salad I bought when I first got there at my hotel. I will always be amazed at how in America I always felt obligated to order an extra burger everywhere I went. And I will always be amazed at how I put on 8 kilos in just 4 weeks by being there and still walking all day. The food is nuts, it's so cheap and there's this weird urge to eat more, so you do. And you get fat.
Well at least American food is edible unlike British food. Blood pudding , spot of dick, jellied eels, Haggis, Piccalilli, bkack pudding, mince pie, and the absolutely disgusting Marmite !! Its no wonder they all think Americans are fat ! Its cause we actually have edible food here ! Not something thats as gross as Tripe made from a stomach lining from random animals and has to be cooked all day long just to be able to chew it enough !🤢
Hearing how awkward Jezza's Yank accent is only makes me realize how weird I must sound impersonating a Brit... Damn, you Longshanks. The War of 1812 wasn't enough?
No it's not, and our country has been dishonored by Jeremy Clarkson! Most crosswalks here don't use words! I mean other than that it's all true, but the crosswalk signs!
Worth noting that US fuel octane is rated by a different system to Europe. The AKI number will always be lower than RON, even if the fuel was identical. Theirs is still better, but not by that much.
33:05... ACTUALLY, ""undertaking" (passing on the right) is NOT legal in the U.S. NOR is staying in the #1 lane (left for us) while traffic moves faster than you. Those two laws ARE still on the books, but it has become impossible to enforce because you cannot ticket 99.9% of the motoring public who doesn't know this.
Hey, the same rules apply on the Autobahn. With the only difference that you go 120 while overtaking a truck that goes 90, only to be passed by someone going 160 on the other side
@@JETZcorp Yes, that is the accepted standard for U.S. drivers and law enforcement, but the penal code still says that the #1 lane is for passing only. English drivers still recognize that law, but foreigners there are ignoring it and the Brits are angry about it. Personally I have been angry about it since I started driving in 1982.
@@bb-sky It's a joke from Jeremy Clarkson who said on Top Gear "You cannot be an undertaker" which was in response to the British Director of Transportation who said that undertaking is illegal
@@HappyBeezerStudios Yes. in Europe, the law is still enforced. In the U.S., that law is s still in place, but it has been overlooked for nearly a century now.
32:39 This could not have aged worse. Turns out the Americans owning F1 is one of the worst thing that can happen to the sport because they keep putting stupid and boring races into the calendar along with the cringiest opening ceremony in the human history.
Not only that, NASCAR is growing faster than ever and actually has some of the most interesting and diverse racing in the motorsport world. It's got short ovals, long ovals, rovals, road courses, dirt tracks, and now street courses! I went to the Chicago Street Race a few months ago and it was an unforgettable first motorsport event.
Boring races have been around before Americans got their hands on it. European owners have introduced far worse races. The worst opening ceremony in human history was the 2023 Asian games in China.
I just never watch the opening ceremony. the race starts at exact hour X:XX (unless rain delays) so it's easy for me to tune in 1 minute before 'light's out and away we go!' Also the past year or two gave better races than the decade before when Mercedes would usually win with 30+ seconds lead. (VERstappen dominance is getting boring, but at least the other teams are a bit closer now )
As an American, this shit is hilarious. For the record, if I was looking to buy a premium sports car I wouldn't buy American because all of what they said are pretty true. However, at 32:38 this is exactly how we'd run F1 and y'all can't tell me it wouldn't be an improvement. Don't believe me? Look up Myatt Snyder and Austin Hill. No suspensions for that lol
Yes, our roads are bad, but the worst part is they're everywhere, and nobody ever attends to them. A stretch of Route 3 is being repaved, but it didn't need it. What does need repaving is a side road that extends from Route 3 because as I commuted back from my job at a McDonald's, the ride was all bumpy. Just. Bumps. It was near enough like that scene in Cars when Mater excitedly proclaimed himself to be the first one on the new road.
lol if you cant laugh at yourself you will be laughed at hence the rest of the world is on its knees in a puddle of tears and very saw stomach muscles. Edit/ Stomach muscles are formed when you use your legs to leave the couch/sofa or what you guys probably call a WWF viewing platform.
@@killermonkey1392 look up the original spelling. Alumium was designated as Aluminum by its founder, Davy. British/English later changed it to sound like potassium, sodium, etc. We pronounce how it's spelled instead of changing the spelling to what we can or Can NOT Pronounce. 😉😉
I would always say they have to be getting base model vehicles from American... Being 36 and knowing a lot about all types of vehicles, they DEFINITELY got stock, base, BS interior on them US products 😂🤷♂️🤘
My first trip to America and I had to drive my first american car. Back home in Portugal I had a Fiat Uno 60 i.e. The american car had a 5 liter engine, the biggest radio that I saw in a car, enormous buttons and no place whatsoever for 2 adults in the back seat although the car was 1,5 meter longer and 0,4 wider than my Fiat. The performance was a joke, like a Renault 4. The worst car that I ever drove. Sorry but I forget the model name, was a long time ago.
Lumping All-American cars into one group is like lumping all-americans into one group. There are many American cars that corner well they're called sports cars, but your average everyday shitbox car is just for transportation
Turning right at a red light is the dumbest thing. Also in the US, the left turn lights almost 'blink' green for 3 seconds and if it is longer, it turns green for both directions, only for turning, instead of forward and left. It is almost like designed to cause accidents. Very annoying.
I like how with the chrysler he clarkson says it wont let me turn traction control off, i feel like chrysler was watching because now all the cars you can turn traction control off and it stays off
man was on a mission by compiling 54 minutes worth of clips
54 minutes and no word of a lie was spoken
@@RatelHBadger US of A here. Yap. Pretty much. But don't knock murder until you've tried it.
And the guy doing most of the talking (yelling) is fat and loud. He'd fit right in!
@@UberLummox you must be a long-haul trucker
@@RatelHBadger Just kidding about the murder part, if that's what you mean. 🙂
@@UberLummoxtrue! Loud, fat, bombastic and violent! Real American Material right there.
(To clarify i mean this in jest, no offence intended)
"You're american? You can't be, you're not fat enough." what a smooth talker Clarkson is
she's actually Canadian - said she was American because she was told to by the producers.
Always makes me laugh.
Canada is in North America so yes, she is american🤷♂ @@fatso8437
@fatso8437 and yet it doesn't matter because canadian obesity is getting bad too!
@@fatso8437 Truth be told, Canadians are also Americans
“We need some sophistication - we’ll call the Australians!”
A double-whammy joke that always cracks me up
"gas, they call a liquid gas"
Right? Lol that was funny, GASoline.
The funny part is, the word petrol came after the word gasoline. The first ones to say gasoline were... the British!
annnnnd look at the prices they pay for gasoline,,,,,,gasoline is the same price world wide,,,,,,its the taxes and transportation that make it different in different countries,,,look it up@@shoeonhead
@@JETZcorp
But they didn't call it gas
@saagabragi6938 It was an obscure waste product at the time, so most people hadn't heard of it. But the fact is, gasoline was the first word used for it, and it was named that because it vaporized so readily into its gaseous state. Liquid gasoline isn't even flammable - its gaseous form is the important feature. Yes it's a liquid when it's stored, but so is compressed natural gas, propane gas, acetylene gas, freon gas, nitrogen, oxygen, nitrous, etc.
As an american, i can approve the entire message 🤣 had me pissing my pants the whole time.
seconded! their roasts really do nail us right on the head!
LOL, I am laughing the whole time, but I also feel a little bad, because only about 3/4 of it is true.
Us limeys haven’t got over getting dumped all those centuries ago. Jeremy gives the best impression of a dumped boyfriend, all in jest I’m sure :)
@@MorningNapalm More like at least 90% right at least.
As an American, I don't approve your statement.
The fact that this is the longest Top Gear compilation I’ve seen speaks volumes about Top Gear
Speed Camera’s
The fact that it's spelled compilation , and I'm not even British.
@@kourloulinos American proving clarksons point
As an American, who has lived in Florida, I always loved when they would rip on us. Plus, the almost constant badgering of Hammond for being an American, secretly, was also funny.
"It's got a flat belly. It's the only thing in America that has..." I laughed out loud at that one.
As a fat American who drives a jacked up Dodge ram 1500 I approve this video.
You should know then 😉
as a non obese American, Fiat bought your brand. That fact is better than your best ford joke, and that is all that matters.
I enjoy the fact it's cheeky banter and not toxic insults. Top class from them
Back when America had the guts to take some punches.
yeah, once that fatass took over, everyone started complaining when the entire world found out just how stupid we were. not that it's better currently....
well, not in Alabama they didn't LMAO
Yeah, as an American most of us have gone way too soft. I love all these jokes
@@z1bryanand its the old people who watch Top Gear lol
You clearly haven’t seen this comment section.
As an American, they aren't wrong.
The make Fun How Americans says Jaguar But when Clarkson say Škoda it gets me everytime🤣New Skoouda 🤣🤣
The funny thing is that neither pronounce the word properly yet they make fun of each other. The “J” should sound more like “H” (hagooar) and the word comes from a South American tribe..
As a Czech I gotta say that 99 percent ppl dont know how to pronounce it. Which I find very fucking weird because its literally just pronounced "Shko-DA"
5:20 "God, Florida's awful." The most accurate thing ever said about Florida.
Honestly most of the deep south fits into this. North Carolina is the first state that isn’t absolutely awful
Yet everybody is going there.
@@PaintHerWhite Not really, Between '21-'22 739k moved there while 490k left that's a net of 249k, that's not a substantial nor is it remotely considered "everybody."
@@HJW018 nerd alert.
'you will now attempt in 8 days what the Americans couldn't in 10 years. Drive from south Vietnam to north'
Best part is when Clarkson tries to convince the police officer that they were shooting a documentary and definitely not a fool around show.
90% of these clips are Clarkson. Which I like. Hammond would never say anything bad about America and James doesn't know where America is because he doesn't even know where his house is. To be fair, I love all of these jokes and although I'm not American, I have an affinity for american culture, I will always remember how blown away I was by the size of the caesar salad I bought when I first got there at my hotel. I will always be amazed at how in America I always felt obligated to order an extra burger everywhere I went. And I will always be amazed at how I put on 8 kilos in just 4 weeks by being there and still walking all day. The food is nuts, it's so cheap and there's this weird urge to eat more, so you do. And you get fat.
James doesn't even know where HE is.
Weird way to say you have no self control. Just because food is there doesn’t mean you have to eat it.
Well at least American food is edible unlike British food. Blood pudding , spot of dick, jellied eels, Haggis, Piccalilli, bkack pudding, mince pie, and the absolutely disgusting Marmite !! Its no wonder they all think Americans are fat ! Its cause we actually have edible food here ! Not something thats as gross as Tripe made from a stomach lining from random animals and has to be cooked all day long just to be able to chew it enough !🤢
Don't most people eat more when they're on vacation?
Walk a lot and jet lag can make body try to compensate.
1:25 “it’s nice to have the colonies here” bye💀
The lenght of this video is hilarious itself😂
After all these years I'm still coming across Top Gear clips I haven't seen before, that was worth every minute.
Hearing how awkward Jezza's Yank accent is only makes me realize how weird I must sound impersonating a Brit... Damn, you Longshanks. The War of 1812 wasn't enough?
As an american I can confirm all this is true
Even the incest part?
@@ian1231100that evil King George tried to separate us from our sisters 😡
yeo@@ian1231100
No it's not, and our country has been dishonored by Jeremy Clarkson!
Most crosswalks here don't use words!
I mean other than that it's all true, but the crosswalk signs!
I will give Clarkson that our fuel in America is "limp-wristed fairy fuel" compared to what the Europeans use.
Worth noting that US fuel octane is rated by a different system to Europe. The AKI number will always be lower than RON, even if the fuel was identical. Theirs is still better, but not by that much.
i really like this guy because hes actually funny. most of the idiots on tv actually just pretend to funny
You need to get a hold of his books. You'll, die.
5:10
😂😂😂
Vietnam, "you dont know man you weren't there"😂😂😂
Just the fact this video is nearly 1/24 of a day.
16:08 “I got me a Mitsubooshi up my butt creek” LOLOLOL
"cuz hey it's sporty! that's sporty! got no suspension it's sporty!"
I'm a fat American who only speaks one language, doesn't have a passport, drives a sedan, & played soccer as a kid, yet love this video.
33:05... ACTUALLY, ""undertaking" (passing on the right) is NOT legal in the U.S. NOR is staying in the #1 lane (left for us) while traffic moves faster than you. Those two laws ARE still on the books, but it has become impossible to enforce because you cannot ticket 99.9% of the motoring public who doesn't know this.
Absolutely nobody in this country even knows that "undertaking" is a thing. There's just passing, and they figure who cares which lane it happens in.
Hey, the same rules apply on the Autobahn. With the only difference that you go 120 while overtaking a truck that goes 90, only to be passed by someone going 160 on the other side
@@JETZcorp Yes, that is the accepted standard for U.S. drivers and law enforcement, but the penal code still says that the #1 lane is for passing only. English drivers still recognize that law, but foreigners there are ignoring it and the Brits are angry about it. Personally I have been angry about it since I started driving in 1982.
@@bb-sky It's a joke from Jeremy Clarkson who said on Top Gear "You cannot be an undertaker" which was in response to the British Director of Transportation who said that undertaking is illegal
@@HappyBeezerStudios Yes. in Europe, the law is still enforced. In the U.S., that law is s still in place, but it has been overlooked for nearly a century now.
1:34 Makes his jokes about others being fate even funnier.
“You don’t know man, you weren’t there”.😂
God, the cutoff at 8:40 is freaking glorious
They really used German engineering and American money to get to the moon. My man was on point
Ummm yep we know
forget about russian though, their rocket formula by konstantin tsiolkovsky and inventions..
I guess Clarkson is banned in America for his entire life.
I think, they had their revenge on him, when he bought the Ford GT.
He doesn’t mind
Can’t believe there’s an hour worth of this.
I just check on this every month to see how many of my fellow Americans have no humor.
“Soccer, is what your police do to their wives!”
As an American. Thank you for the jokes. If ya can't laugh 😆.. well ya can't live
As an American in surprised this is only 54 minutes long...
I love hearing these guys making fun of us… “The Stig’s American cousin” 🤣… Good stuff!
I want these guys back! The best TV show ever
0:20... If you didn't drive on the wrong side of the road, you could turn right on red also.
You’d turn left on a red light for driving on the left
@@Shakes-Off-Fear You would think, but apparently, they don't grasp that.
32:39 This could not have aged worse. Turns out the Americans owning F1 is one of the worst thing that can happen to the sport because they keep putting stupid and boring races into the calendar along with the cringiest opening ceremony in the human history.
Not only that, NASCAR is growing faster than ever and actually has some of the most interesting and diverse racing in the motorsport world. It's got short ovals, long ovals, rovals, road courses, dirt tracks, and now street courses! I went to the Chicago Street Race a few months ago and it was an unforgettable first motorsport event.
Boring races have been around before Americans got their hands on it. European owners have introduced far worse races.
The worst opening ceremony in human history was the 2023 Asian games in China.
I just never watch the opening ceremony. the race starts at exact hour X:XX (unless rain delays) so it's easy for me to tune in 1 minute before 'light's out and away we go!'
Also the past year or two gave better races than the decade before when Mercedes would usually win with 30+ seconds lead. (VERstappen dominance is getting boring, but at least the other teams are a bit closer now )
mr big mac and silicon valley lol great compilation
As an American I love it when they make fun of us! 🤣
3:45 America whenever they fight a war against insurgents: *wins war for 20 years straight then goes home and somehow loses*
"They call a liquid, Gas"
American's summed up in one line
It's karma seeing the present day Clarkson grow to the size of a zeppelin.
It's not Karma, it's called aging, American's getting fat at the age of five.
As an American, this shit is hilarious. For the record, if I was looking to buy a premium sports car I wouldn't buy American because all of what they said are pretty true. However, at 32:38 this is exactly how we'd run F1 and y'all can't tell me it wouldn't be an improvement. Don't believe me? Look up Myatt Snyder and Austin Hill. No suspensions for that lol
As a Mexican, I tend to agree with jeremy this video is funny as fuck
As a New Zealander i would hate to live in Mexico. Way to close to America.
Feel for you my bro ✌
@@pucknhusker9426also mexican, thank you brother
All good bro, i really do feel for you guys and all thinking people around the world feel the same im sure. @@Corkassnigga82378freddy
As an American, these are hilarious and I love these guys 😂🤣🤣
"You can have it in red, white, black, yellow, or blue, and that's it!" I can tell he was talking about the C5 Corvette here.
Ford GT 2004
It's funny because, apart from the accent, Jeremy seems like an American 😄
2:59 BUMBLEBEEEEEE!!!
Yes, our roads are bad, but the worst part is they're everywhere, and nobody ever attends to them. A stretch of Route 3 is being repaved, but it didn't need it. What does need repaving is a side road that extends from Route 3 because as I commuted back from my job at a McDonald's, the ride was all bumpy. Just. Bumps. It was near enough like that scene in Cars when Mater excitedly proclaimed himself to be the first one on the new road.
the fact that there's an hour of only this.. 😂
I absolutely love this video😂
“Hummer guaranteed not to repel your sister” 😂😂😂
the Colonies 😅
"Trunk is that thing in front of an elephants" "they call something that's liquid, gas"
When the axis powers quite literally destroyed your supply lines, and you exist thanks to the u.s.
lol if you cant laugh at yourself you will be laughed at hence the rest of the world is on its knees in a puddle of tears and very saw stomach muscles.
Edit/ Stomach muscles are formed when you use your legs to leave the couch/sofa or what you guys probably call a WWF viewing platform.
Ww2 would of been won without us it would just took longer
Yes, it would have been won without us. But not by the Brits.
"A Starion is just an Asian owned Stallion" - Granddad, 2018.
RIP!
Then he did Netflix lol
In the 1960/70 Ford Europe used to build a V4 engine that both Ford and Saab were using.
The Ford GT40 was actually designed by Bruce McLaren - a New Zealander. Not by a British person.
Try again. That was the Lola GT by Eric Broadley.
The Americans are seething in the comments
What are you talking about? We’re laughing with you 😂😂
What is really funny is the “fattest bloke” is Jeremy! A lot of truth in that video though…..😊
Terrible quality, but awesome editing. Brilliant, thanks for putting this together. Bless the joy the boys bring to the rest of us 😊
41:00-42:35 Has got to be the funniest thing, I've seen in ages XD
Ryan Reynolds is canadian if I'm not mistaken
Still checks out, north america 😅😅😅
Still american. Last time i checked canadia is in nth america
@@sugarnadsnot how that works lol
@@sugarnads you do know that canada isnt part of the us right
@@sugarnadsnope
I love how he says "like it's spelled"
Then can't pronounce aluminum 😂😂
Welp, if Americans could spell, they'd write "aluminium" like we do in the civilized world ;)
@@killermonkey1392 look up the original spelling. Alumium was designated as Aluminum by its founder, Davy.
British/English later changed it to sound like potassium, sodium, etc.
We pronounce how it's spelled instead of changing the spelling to what we can or Can NOT Pronounce. 😉😉
The car was first made in Germany. Germany drives on the right hand side of the road. Sorry England, you guys are different.
I agree with Clarkson on everything except that
I agree with the whole interior thing. For a certain time period, American cars had some of the worst interiors
Still dont excel in making interiors.
um, that camaro set records at the ring
44:41 The Cadillac XLR has tail lights that cannot be repaired & there are no replacements available.
Pure genius 😂
Gotta love these 3
This should be called "Jeremy Clarkson makes fun of America" still funny AF.
"You spilt my burger" 14:15
Notice how 85% of the video is Clarkson
Not the biggest fan of Clarkson generally, but I can certainly get behind him on his views of the US
I would always say they have to be getting base model vehicles from American... Being 36 and knowing a lot about all types of vehicles, they DEFINITELY got stock, base, BS interior on them US products 😂🤷♂️🤘
Clarkson speaks logic
You used AI to find the clips talking about Americans?
It can't find any city,.......
But it CAN find you a BURger.
That sentence, iconic....
You dont need horsepower when you're ugly....Pontiac Aztec
If no one wants to compete with it, What's the point?
Sounds like the beginning note to sweet dreams
But Richard Hammond, do you not realise you are an Alien ?
18:19 What, getting to second base with the road? 😂
I love seeing Top Gear make fun of the country I love. In other words I'm an American who finds British comedy amazing
Welcome to the free world *LOL*
Only someone who has never been to another country could have made this comment 😅
@@wanganeu You don't know what sarcasm is, do you? I have been a year abroad. Next to driving around Europe
many years long.
I found that comment so ironic because the UK is one of the biggest nanny states there is.
_"Because of course, the whole world speaks English, doesn't it?"_
*_Said the Brit, forgetting about the never-setting sun._*
didn't feel like they're making fun of, felt like a documentary XD
Know what Jaguar means in American ? Yard art.
Like all the other fords then. 😂
My first trip to America and I had to drive my first american car. Back home in Portugal I had a Fiat Uno 60 i.e. The american car had a 5 liter engine, the biggest radio that I saw in a car, enormous buttons and no place whatsoever for 2 adults in the back seat although the car was 1,5 meter longer and 0,4 wider than my Fiat. The performance was a joke, like a Renault 4. The worst car that I ever drove. Sorry but I forget the model name, was a long time ago.
Lumping All-American cars into one group is like lumping all-americans into one group. There are many American cars that corner well they're called sports cars, but your average everyday shitbox car is just for transportation
This video should close with the clip where they read the viewer email asking them to be more American, and they apply make-up on them 😂😂😂😂😂
Turning right at a red light is the dumbest thing. Also in the US, the left turn lights almost 'blink' green for 3 seconds and if it is longer, it turns green for both directions, only for turning, instead of forward and left. It is almost like designed to cause accidents. Very annoying.
Good job TOP gear you guys are right
I like how with the chrysler he clarkson says it wont let me turn traction control off, i feel like chrysler was watching because now all the cars you can turn traction control off and it stays off