Silicon Valley | The Best of Dan Melcher

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  • Опубліковано 3 гру 2024

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  • @colbychan7249
    @colbychan7249 6 років тому +767

    Jared is the real homie, he was fending off Melcher with a shoe

    • @mirjamheijn5214
      @mirjamheijn5214 5 років тому +21

      Jared is such a muslim.

    • @Similo
      @Similo 5 років тому +6

      I was just about to comment that he is such a mama bear 😍

    • @hoilst
      @hoilst 5 років тому +9

      "To...avoid...being...thrice...made...a...cuckold..."

    • @excellenceinrecycling4093
      @excellenceinrecycling4093 4 роки тому +26

      “ I was state raised mother fucker”

    • @marcelo2169
      @marcelo2169 3 роки тому +6

      "You think I'm afraid of catching a case of bullshit?"

  • @reezy69
    @reezy69 6 років тому +224

    **fails to go in for the hug**
    "I was born to roam anyway"

  • @Alchemistic88
    @Alchemistic88 4 роки тому +109

    4:10 The confidence on Ehrlich is unreal 😂

  • @thomasfaires1198
    @thomasfaires1198 5 років тому +169

    Jared beating Melcher with his shoe was perfect

  • @evillink1
    @evillink1 4 роки тому +622

    Can we appreciate the fact that Melcher was able to convince three attractive women to marry him at some point in his life? Guy was punching way above his weight class.

    • @yudianantha4549
      @yudianantha4549 4 роки тому +66

      Ofc he can, hes rich

    • @dokidokitoki7429
      @dokidokitoki7429 3 роки тому +22

      @Josiah Eridius Rich People like him are not incel
      Cash has huge power
      I know simps project otherwise but not every girl is making bank on social media

    • @dokidokitoki7429
      @dokidokitoki7429 3 роки тому

      @Josiah Eridius He got to fuck and has enough money to pay them off yeah he is a dummy to get married 3 times but yeah since he got the puss puss and is not raising someone else's child he is not a full blown loser in terms of SMV

    • @midgetwars1
      @midgetwars1 3 роки тому +4

      @@dokidokitoki7429 There has to be more to it though. Are we sure he even fucked them? Erlich says Liz for pent up with sexual energy which she released on Richard of all people. So there's clearly more to it.

    • @onbored9627
      @onbored9627 3 роки тому +15

      @Josiah Eridius Not an incel if he is getting laid, by definition.

  • @justin7561
    @justin7561 6 років тому +194

    dan melcher was a good return character

    • @picklerick9191
      @picklerick9191  6 років тому +16

      I hope they bring him back for Season 6 but he was closely tied with Erlich so it's doubtful.

  • @alex0589
    @alex0589 2 роки тому +47

    the delivery on 4:28 is pitch perfect.
    Poor Dan.
    Great actor though, great tackles. I wonder if they did the stunts themselves.

  • @manthanmakwana6092
    @manthanmakwana6092 4 роки тому +38

    Listen baby, You're getting hitched and I was born to roam. 😂😂😂

    • @mehukattti
      @mehukattti 3 роки тому +5

      Lol richard ended up using that line @7:02

  • @muyangcheng3874
    @muyangcheng3874 3 роки тому +8

    I love how the host instinctively say "Jesus Christ" into the microphone even though it is an emergency situation.

  • @ommandavia
    @ommandavia 5 років тому +40

    This video must be renamed as," The best of Erlich Bachman Part-2"

  • @mpthorvonericksen
    @mpthorvonericksen 6 років тому +161

    We need a 30 minute video of Monica 😍😍

    • @AnimalLover101195
      @AnimalLover101195 6 років тому +6

      YES!

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket 5 років тому

      priedatallaround Ian'tdexterousin you are a witch

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 4 роки тому +3

      10-hour video

    • @adityaverma2492
      @adityaverma2492 4 роки тому +9

      Can you tell me what her value is, other than make abnoxious faces on the guys. No comedic value, no real character arc. She's a token role for diversity and inclusion.

    • @scatterthewinds3126
      @scatterthewinds3126 4 роки тому +12

      @@adityaverma2492 mostly the looks

  • @jmario89
    @jmario89 6 років тому +9

    That last tackle was great!

  • @TacomanDezzy
    @TacomanDezzy 3 роки тому +3

    9:35 when your sibling logs into your GTA online account and spends all your money

  • @johnyepthomi892
    @johnyepthomi892 4 роки тому +20

    When i took my top off you actually said the word “Gulp!”. Buwahahahahahaha Richard is Hilarious

  • @Wesweswestside
    @Wesweswestside 2 роки тому +4

    2:08 best pick up line ever

  • @fanda6122
    @fanda6122 Рік тому +4

    "SINCE THE DAWN OF TIME..."

  • @kristianbrandt3012
    @kristianbrandt3012 6 років тому +16

    'Aw Dan' XD XD XD

  • @peasantdennis
    @peasantdennis 5 років тому +1

    4:00 What the fuck are you doing here ? I love his expression when Dan says that.

  • @tyronepersaudTyGrr
    @tyronepersaudTyGrr 5 років тому +3

    Hahahahaa Jared busy beating the shit out of Melcher with a shoe😂😂

  • @neontime8507
    @neontime8507 5 років тому +20

    3:11 why does TJ Miller twitch so much

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 3 роки тому +2

      He ran out of nose candy between takes.

  • @evanater13
    @evanater13 3 роки тому +2

    Oh Dan.. Dan, Dan, Dan...

  • @rosstenam8908
    @rosstenam8908 6 років тому +44

    Very rude Daniel!

  • @j-doomster1624
    @j-doomster1624 7 місяців тому

    Man, that was such a funny arc in the series

  • @Mushruums
    @Mushruums 4 роки тому +22

    He got farther with her than he ever did with Monica or Winnie

    • @MikeGoesBadaBoom
      @MikeGoesBadaBoom 4 роки тому +1

      Ollyoxenfree or even gwort

    • @matthewriley7826
      @matthewriley7826 Рік тому +1

      Monica’s already been married before. Definitely got some skeletons in the closet.

  • @wherethewildthingsarenot
    @wherethewildthingsarenot 5 років тому +9

    6:48 you actually said the word GULP.

  • @SouthernHadoken
    @SouthernHadoken 3 роки тому +1

    "I think he knows"..LMAO

  • @zourdy697
    @zourdy697 4 роки тому +4

    dan looks like Linus Torvalds

  • @nenadzc
    @nenadzc 2 роки тому +5

    There's no best of Laurie or Monica but there's a best of this guy who was in 2 episodes?

  • @danielfaller5617
    @danielfaller5617 2 місяці тому

    "I was ... born to roam anyways."

  • @fixafix69
    @fixafix69 2 роки тому +4

    If melcher managed to be cheated on 3 times in a row, maybe he should consider if he's just really bad at sex

  • @Lattamonsteri
    @Lattamonsteri 6 років тому +10

    Dan is like the protagonist of Serious Man :( sad

  • @Amiittk
    @Amiittk Рік тому +3

    This should be titled "The best of dan Melcher getting cucked"

  • @foxer88
    @foxer88 4 роки тому +3

    The best of Dan Melcher is his second wife.

  • @aarrcchhoonntt
    @aarrcchhoonntt 3 роки тому

    Damn, lower than dirt. Surprised the man didn't go full D-FENS.

  • @chandrashekard.7543
    @chandrashekard.7543 4 роки тому +2

    Ayoo he looks exactly like Woj

  • @Servalion
    @Servalion 5 років тому +7

    9:33 Wait, what's with Gilfoyle's reptilian eyes?

    • @vabold_
      @vabold_ 5 років тому

      Servalion contacts

    • @stevenstiffler6848
      @stevenstiffler6848 4 роки тому +3

      He was a cat for holloween

    • @youtubeuser2188
      @youtubeuser2188 3 роки тому +2

      Gilfoyle being a reptilian is canon but it’s never really brought up.

    • @parrotcracker6629
      @parrotcracker6629 Рік тому

      He lost his regular contacts and the only ones he had were the ones from his cat costume for Halloween.

  • @emmamorley1836
    @emmamorley1836 4 роки тому +3

    Hey so what’s the deal? Does the judge know or not?

  • @thnktank1
    @thnktank1 4 роки тому

    I love Jared!

  • @ThePROFARTURO
    @ThePROFARTURO Рік тому

    he looks like Linus Toolvar

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama 2 роки тому +1

    Guy should have been an LB

  • @DearDextra
    @DearDextra 4 роки тому +4

    Dan is the man to score 3 hot chicks though!

  • @adi_2
    @adi_2 4 роки тому +5

    Very rudeee Daniel

  • @Toaster_luvin
    @Toaster_luvin 3 роки тому

    I think he knows

  • @fanda6122
    @fanda6122 Рік тому

    9:00

  • @scatterthewinds3126
    @scatterthewinds3126 4 роки тому

    LMAO

  • @danverzhao9912
    @danverzhao9912 2 роки тому +7

    So does this mean Dan Melcher is an attractive person or not? Because he got 3 attractive women to marry him but also cheated on him.

  • @darkfool2000
    @darkfool2000 5 років тому +35

    I have to admire how readily Dan Melcher is willing to just physically tackle the monsters/bachman/hendricks who seduce his whore wives/fiances. The show tries to paint him as sad sack pushover, but unlike richard or erlich he's not a coward who thinks that everything they do is okay just so long as it's not violent. Maybe next time he'll actually bring a weapon so that the next offender won't get off so easy.

    • @dokidokitoki7429
      @dokidokitoki7429 3 роки тому +1

      He should kill the fucking wives Dudes are horny most of the times that's how our species continued and ladies are selective ofcourse ladies get horny but not like men

  • @lucgh2007
    @lucgh2007 4 роки тому +2

    "Oh shut the fuck up..."

  • @ShayShayPlay
    @ShayShayPlay 6 років тому +2

    19th

  • @MarcusWong-z2d
    @MarcusWong-z2d 6 років тому +3

    Second

  • @theencryptedpartition4633
    @theencryptedpartition4633 3 роки тому

    Sucks to be Dan

  • @amayvarma7951
    @amayvarma7951 6 років тому +1

    Fourth

  • @titt3000
    @titt3000 6 років тому +1

    first

  • @JamaicanMile
    @JamaicanMile 6 років тому

    Fifth

  • @seanharrington2098
    @seanharrington2098 6 років тому +1

    Third