I grew up in Kansas. I'm in the DC area right now, and as an introvert I would ABSOLUTELY go back. No traffic, nobody haggling me on the street. "What do people do?" I cruise the internet on my computer all day like 80% of the people here. And I could rent a 2-bedroom for less than the suite I'm in today.
Worst job I ever had was recycle pickup. I couldn't drive the trucks. I worked with injured drivers, so they weren't picking it all up. I was standing in a moving vehicle, with nothing to restrain me, an open door next to me and I got rural routes with long stretches between a lot of the stops and we moved fast and we once made an abrupt stop that very nearly threw me out of the vehicle on my third day. There used to be a passenger seat and seatbelt in there though. I got fired after asking the Ministry of Labor if this was legal and telling my boss. EDIT - Fixed some spelling errors
This comment was already edited so I don't feel bad about editing it again, but I originally made it when I was much more stupid and wrong than I am now, the LMTYA intro is kino. Nonetheless, original (wrong) comment follows. I liked it better when there was no intro, but then I just really hate intros in general, let alone ones that drag ass for an entire minute. Also you two sound like each other. (Tad and Aleks, not Michael)
My cousin used to work at an AMC, has tons of horror stories from it but my favorite was always this one guy who worked the snack stand that would always show porn to the guys he worked with and try and get them to sub to it
I hated working at the movie theater. One guy was talking about poisoning people by crushing daddy long legs into coffee another woman was suing the company because she fell down. She had the whole get up. Crutches and neck brace. A dude pocketed a woman's change. But that's low tier compared to this guy
Michael 'KappaMikey' JapanMan
I grew up in Kansas. I'm in the DC area right now, and as an introvert I would ABSOLUTELY go back. No traffic, nobody haggling me on the street. "What do people do?" I cruise the internet on my computer all day like 80% of the people here. And I could rent a 2-bedroom for less than the suite I'm in today.
mercaius he probably just hates the Midwest cause he lived in the worst state in the worst city.
Worst job I ever had was recycle pickup. I couldn't drive the trucks. I worked with injured drivers, so they weren't picking it all up. I was standing in a moving vehicle, with nothing to restrain me, an open door next to me and I got rural routes with long stretches between a lot of the stops and we moved fast and we once made an abrupt stop that very nearly threw me out of the vehicle on my third day. There used to be a passenger seat and seatbelt in there though. I got fired after asking the Ministry of Labor if this was legal and telling my boss.
EDIT - Fixed some spelling errors
For that Popcorn part: those sobering sad moments in life when the meme of Man Ray Giving Patrik Star his Wallet Back literally happens IRL
My first job was at a movie theater in mall. I felt this episode on a spiritual level.
My boyz pull through even on Christmas.
Man, I love the quality control in that video description, Tad. Hoo boy, I sure to love the classic early 2000’s show, Kappa Mi*c*key.
Love these story times. Learning more about the lore of Tad and Michael
This is my fourth best Christmas present.
this whole goddamn episode was giving me gas station flashbacks
Wow this is a real long episode of Swole Quest, must be trying to make up for how long the break between now and the last episode was. :^)
I love that my GM is a huge D&D nerd, as well as several of my managers, cause I call him Game Master all the time and he loves it.
It's a White Boys Christmas!
Michael is easily the best guest boy
Michael might have benefited from Dr.Patton's patent pending Tyler Perry Terminator.
Sneaking in some fun size Twix or maybe some water is one thing but Chipotle is completely on another level
Is there a feeling to describe how weird it feels to hear Tad talking about stuff in a town I live super close to?
Hey
That’s an amazing introduction
This comment was already edited so I don't feel bad about editing it again, but I originally made it when I was much more stupid and wrong than I am now, the LMTYA intro is kino. Nonetheless, original (wrong) comment follows.
I liked it better when there was no intro, but then I just really hate intros in general, let alone ones that drag ass for an entire minute.
Also you two sound like each other. (Tad and Aleks, not Michael)
ThatguycalledJoe I DEMAND A PHOTO! I refuse to belive tad is podgey and aleks is thin
Remember guys, Polt's a goddamned furry.
This man speaks truth
So. Still want to fuck'er.
I never wanted to fuck ‘er. Being a man of culture, I prefer the spider.
Who is polt?
It's November don't tempt me.
I agree with Michael whole-heartedly that the midwest is an absolute shitshow. And I am trying as hard as I can to escape this hell.
Squigsaplenty the Midwest is the greatest place but I can also see why people might not like it
A code "413" ...hmm nice one tad
When you mentioned super cod player I got hit by a big nostalgia wave that lasted for like five minutes
Man, it's so weird to listen to this episode given how movie theaters are basically dead now.
This a good episode
The average IQ of the American public is 90. Those working in retail know this, for a fact.
My cousin used to work at an AMC, has tons of horror stories from it but my favorite was always this one guy who worked the snack stand that would always show porn to the guys he worked with and try and get them to sub to it
I hated working at the movie theater. One guy was talking about poisoning people by crushing daddy long legs into coffee another woman was suing the company because she fell down. She had the whole get up. Crutches and neck brace. A dude pocketed a woman's change. But that's low tier compared to this guy
are Daddy longlegs even poisonous? this man sounds like a fun fellow.
Donaled Blrumbdfph Resigned!
those parents eyes were dull, lifeless, like a dolls eyes.
fairly new to the channel. Where else does Michael talk about his Japanese experiences? (besides the LMTYA college class episode).
I just heard Easton and my mind went Oh god, easton gets tons of ghetto fabulous people.
Yeah yeah yeah.
That intro is so damn long
The only good one is solo
How about neutral comments on ster wers? To quote Rich "Just saw movie, was ok."
I'm black and I hate Medea movies so fucking much. His sitcoms are somehow worse to me at least.
Your intro is too long and gay
Change it
NO, It's great