You have no idea just how nuts the Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars got. To summarize: The dude and chick from the first movie have married and spawned a child. The child then ends up on Mars via appliance shenanigans that I can't remember, so the Toaster and his buddies chase after him by jerry-rigging a reverse helicopter(?) out of their ceiling fan and microwave friends and using popcorn as rocket fuel. They then discover that the baby is being held hostage by a bunch of refrigerators NASA shot up there who are really grumpy. After getting the baby back, they abandon their Martian friends to go back to Earth using the hair from this sentient angel ornament that joined them for some reason as fuel. The parents don't question why their kid is outside playing with hazardous electrical appliances. The End.
At one of the elementary schools I went too, on days when it would rain, we'd stay inside and watch a movie instead of doing recess. On one such day in Kindergarten, they put on Balto, and I thought it was pretty cool, but this one girl in my class absolutely LOVED it. She'd talk about it for months afterward. It's been ages since I've seen her or Balto, but I tend to think of her whenever someone brings up the movie.
Bonzi the Otaku They had one in a McDonalds in a small town in Kansas once when I went on a roadtrip about a year and a half ago. We tried playing it but it didn't work very well
Ferngully is one of my guilty pleasures, it hits every single 90s cartoon movie cliche but I JUST. DON'T. CARE! Robin Williams was just doing his Genie impression, only doing it over the idea that the radio antenna in Batty's head was making him do all these non sequiturs and references which I think has a lot more thought to it than just a genie with 4th Wall Breaking powers. The iguana was played by Tone Loc, of Wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina fame, and while his song wasn't very memorable, it did scare the hell out of me as a kid. And fucking Hexxus man... one, voiced by the delicious Tim Curry and having the most bad-ass villain designs since the Demon Dragon Thing from "All Dogs Go To Heaven"! I can't help it, I think I need to go watch it now. EDIT: The reason Return of Jafar looked like crap compared to the other movies is, much like most of the straight-to-VHS Disney sequels, was the two-part pilot for the Aladdin TV series.
I used to have all three Hercules plates, but the ones with Hercules and Pegasus broke. Now, the only one I have left is the one with Danny Devito’s character on it.
I once went to a Micky D's that had a Tak and the Power of Juju game installed in the corner. I kept jumping off the cliff because I was bad at life during that period.
Aleks, I hate to break your heart but in the end of The Hunchback of Notre Dame the gargoyles help fend off the tower by throwing things off it at people below, so they aren't in his head. Quazimoto isn't even around when they do that so you can't argue that that's just what he sees
Aleks I only realized that because Nostalgia Critic pointed it out back when I thought he was funny, so I blame him for ruining the Hunchback of Notre Dame and not the gargoyles
and hey to be fair I was watching these movies as a kid while these daddy issues were happening if I watched these movies at any other point in time I wouldn't have gotten as sucked in
As a kid, at the Piggly Wiggly they'd have a tape rental section and I'd always see "Jack Frost" (the Michael Keaton movie) and then "Jack Frost 2" (the horror one) and my 6-year old ass would stare wondering what the hell went on at the end of the first film to lead into that.
You have no idea just how nuts the Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars got. To summarize:
The dude and chick from the first movie have married and spawned a child. The child then ends up on Mars via appliance shenanigans that I can't remember, so the Toaster and his buddies chase after him by jerry-rigging a reverse helicopter(?) out of their ceiling fan and microwave friends and using popcorn as rocket fuel. They then discover that the baby is being held hostage by a bunch of refrigerators NASA shot up there who are really grumpy. After getting the baby back, they abandon their Martian friends to go back to Earth using the hair from this sentient angel ornament that joined them for some reason as fuel. The parents don't question why their kid is outside playing with hazardous electrical appliances. The End.
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What did I just read?
My profile picture is an accurate depiction of my face while watching/listening to this.
Do you know how the documentary was called?
We need it for the LMTYA extended universe
At one of the elementary schools I went too, on days when it would rain, we'd stay inside and watch a movie instead of doing recess. On one such day in Kindergarten, they put on Balto, and I thought it was pretty cool, but this one girl in my class absolutely LOVED it. She'd talk about it for months afterward. It's been ages since I've seen her or Balto, but I tend to think of her whenever someone brings up the movie.
UA-cam's top recommended video after watching this is titled "Treasure Planet - Disney's Biggest Mistake"
How dare they.
watch it. Its not what you think
Yep, it's actually about how Disney hindered the movie's success by badly marketing it and such
The story with Tad's dad and the lead pipe was Noyz Boyz 4
Nicholas Morgan do you know which episode aleks fell asleep in class and guessed 1
Aleks still sounds short and fat and Tad sounds tall and skinny.
I went into a McDonalds a couple years ago (like 2015) and there was still a GameCube
Bonzi the Otaku They had one in a McDonalds in a small town in Kansas once when I went on a roadtrip about a year and a half ago. We tried playing it but it didn't work very well
Ferngully is one of my guilty pleasures, it hits every single 90s cartoon movie cliche but I JUST. DON'T. CARE! Robin Williams was just doing his Genie impression, only doing it over the idea that the radio antenna in Batty's head was making him do all these non sequiturs and references which I think has a lot more thought to it than just a genie with 4th Wall Breaking powers. The iguana was played by Tone Loc, of Wild Thing and Funky Cold Medina fame, and while his song wasn't very memorable, it did scare the hell out of me as a kid. And fucking Hexxus man... one, voiced by the delicious Tim Curry and having the most bad-ass villain designs since the Demon Dragon Thing from "All Dogs Go To Heaven"! I can't help it, I think I need to go watch it now.
EDIT: The reason Return of Jafar looked like crap compared to the other movies is, much like most of the straight-to-VHS Disney sequels, was the two-part pilot for the Aladdin TV series.
"I really liked goofy movie because I have a SOUL"
I don't want to be THAT guy buuuut... All dogs go to heaven was not Disney. It was made by Bluth Studios.
I used to have all three Hercules plates, but the ones with Hercules and Pegasus broke. Now, the only one I have left is the one with Danny Devito’s character on it.
Y E S A L E K S
I feel sorry for the poor souls who'll never know the glory of seeing Aladdin 3 for the first time.
also, Balto was my childhood pwease no steppy
I have totally been in a video store where the kids movies were only separate from the 🅱orn movies by a curtain of beads.
Which nice boys episode was rain furrest in?
*HEY TAD*
Tetrimino777 Yes Alex?
Yes Aleksssss
Give me a Bionicle podcast right now
I say this as someone who models bionicle parts in AutoCad for fun
I once went to a Micky D's that had a Tak and the Power of Juju game installed in the corner. I kept jumping off the cliff because I was bad at life during that period.
Its strange to think that i grew up loving starfox and ty the tasmanian tiger and stuff like that but i never became a furry. Best possible outcome.
xXxpockyParadoxXx Consider yourself lucky.
I usually listen to these to help me sleep... But then that The Office bit came up, and I laughed too hard to be even remotely tired.
Swolequest when
Two weeks from now bruh
That Documentery thing seems like those Louis Theroux videos where the dudes are putting their heads through walls
Keep on trucking guys
Aleks, I hate to break your heart but in the end of The Hunchback of Notre Dame the gargoyles help fend off the tower by throwing things off it at people below, so they aren't in his head. Quazimoto isn't even around when they do that so you can't argue that that's just what he sees
see I remember that, but I choose to ignore that
DON'T DO THIS TO ME
Aleks I only realized that because Nostalgia Critic pointed it out back when I thought he was funny, so I blame him for ruining the Hunchback of Notre Dame and not the gargoyles
someone should make a fan edit of the film that just removes that scene and the one gargoyle song
I love treasure Planet. It's a shame the sequel never got made.
Holy shit Aleks are you an alternate timeline clone of me? Spongebob movie and Mask of Light were MY WHOLE FUCKIN CHILDHOOD.
The worst movie is not Dinosaur. It was Home on the Range.
WordoftheElderGods home on the range is more memorable tho
Wow! Awesome subject!! It’s amazing how many of these movies I remember.
Balto wasn’t direct to video tho. Not that it matter. Loved that movie too
My mcdonalds had a gamecube with double dash
14:39 I remember the Hulk game so well. I felt that shit, Aleks
Jesus Aleks my dad beated my mom so hard he left her as a broken alcoholic mess of a person and even I don't have this much daddy issues
you should see how my sister turned out
When are we getting an NOICEBOYZ with your sister on it?
never
and hey to be fair I was watching these movies as a kid while these daddy issues were happening
if I watched these movies at any other point in time I wouldn't have gotten as sucked in
Aleks I mean I saw Treasure Planet for the first time recently and I want to have a dad like John Silver now
Ferngully is a movie that's a guilty pleasure for me still.
Treasure Planet is my favorite movie of all time lol
As a kid, at the Piggly Wiggly they'd have a tape rental section and I'd always see "Jack Frost" (the Michael Keaton movie) and then "Jack Frost 2" (the horror one) and my 6-year old ass would stare wondering what the hell went on at the end of the first film to lead into that.
Do you call little tad lil' tad or tadpole?
Where can I find the Single Mothers Documentary??
Right next to Tyler Perry's Single Mom's Club.
I AIN'T FUCKING AROUND HERE!!!!!
I needa know
Talking about daddy issues and no Tarzan???
I saw Terminator 2 at 3 years old.
I cannot fucking wait for the Bionicle episode. Holy shit.
Podcast 4 bad boyz, spykids and mavericks
even though theres no way i could ever watch the documentary vhs, i can PHYSICALLY see that scene with tad (because that was me)
fern gully was my favourite fuckin movie as a kid
Beother bear 2 was pretty fucking dope
i only watch this podcast for the subtle jewel osco references
They had a PS2 at the McD's by my school.
God yes you watched the GOOD Jack Frost- He's killin' and Chillin. I like the Revenge of the Mutant Killer Snowman. That's hilarious
Man, what a fucking good intro song
i cant be the only one who feels like their voices should be reversed.
like aleks should sound like tad and tad should sound like aleks.
That's how I felt when I first discovered this podcast, you get used to it.
weird how the only memory anybody has of dinosaur is the happy meal toy...
snazzy intro music
Fern gully was my childhood
I remember the fucking Disney plates
The spongbob movie is the best
Wasn't me with the hulk game... Power rangers
Glad I got that fucking Pokemon hentai reference, taking double the damage and double the pleasure for it
B I O B O Y Z
I WATCHED THE SHIT OUT OF ALADDIN KING OF THIEVES
Christ in waaaagh
We all know that the best Disney movie is nightmare before Christmas
Rule 34 Balto
TNT Rays Balto's yiff quest
Balto is a bad movie
I haven't seen it in like 17 years so I can't exactly argue