I hate the "guy has a one-sided crush on some girl, he gets a girlfriend, the girl realizes she actually liked him despite never showing any sign of it before, the writers force them to break up for the most dumb reason, he and the girl he had a one-sided crush on get together in the end" trope, it's really stupid and just exists to force some drama
Yeah.Even worst usually the ,,new girl,, is much more interesting or atleast likeable when the crush but gets written out of the show when the protagonist breaks up with her
Does anyone else find it sad that these actual artists and animators are STRUGGLING to find any work or get their foot in the door while shows like Velma are just greenlit off the bat because a celebrity (not an artist or animator, a CELEBRITY WITH NO ARTISTIC BACKGROUND) pitched it?
It’s genuinely the saddest shit ever. I want to be one of those people where I make a show but with how many ACTUAL talented animators, artists and people that are looking for work cause genuinely I understand how they feel. Its just bullshit.
At least with the cake episode in Kamp Koral they actually did personify the cake and didn’t have Patrick brutally murder several innocent clams over it (they saved his mass murdering for The Patrick Star Show).
Amazing how, despite you only having one episode per show, SpongeBob related content managed to snag nearly half the slots. Guess they found some "benefit" to having two spin-offs.
It isnt tho, scooby doo has been going on for way longer than that shitty show "Velma" and if a more respectable looking scooby doo series came out people would be interested.
Drooling Fool is definitely one of the weakest Patrick Star Show episodes. A new crew of 8 storyboard writers and two outline writers came in two segments later, “Patterfly Effect” to make the show board driven (just like the first 8 seasons of the original show) and I am grateful for that, because if Drooling Fool is what the old writers came up with two thirds into the FIRST season, I can only shiver in horror at what would’ve been created in Season 2 had the crew shift not happened.
I still can't believe that a spinoff not only aired longer but got more seasons and episodes then the original (Edit: I guess it's more of a reboot than a spinoff)
@@RJS2003 because you're just a big ol grumpy guy. my little brother thinks its funny. i even laughed at some of the jokes. its good and youre just riding on the hate train.
I honestly don't mind Hailey's on It, infact I actually quite like it. And in Escape Doom, I found the multiple phone bit part kinda funny, but when Kristine.. I'd like to say.. Just kept complaining about her not having her phone, it was just irritating. Just goes to show how some people just can't live without their phones or devices.
Personally I didn't find that aspect of the episode all that irritating. I found it funny. I'm kind of shocked he hated this episode because this and its sister episode were great imho
im sorry but i have to respectfully disagree, the shows plot though is actually interesting it's just that they kinda didn't do it really that well to me and most of the jokes in it i find kind of unfunny and a little cringy as well tbh.(Plus my cousin forced me to watch the show💀) But again, this is just my opinion it's okay if you disagree with me or not idk
@@GreydaCloud You didn't enjoy it, so why must it be a problem if I enjoyed it? We all like our own things and you shouldn't just bring someone down for liking something.
I actually laughed at that line from bubble bass at the beginning "you have your priorities I have mine". Like a full on snort laugh. Idk why that just seems like a line right outta the og spongebob.
If there's anything Velma can do to redeem themselves (all of the characters), is to have them all eat their own share of humble pie through a whole season to end it with them solving a hardcore murder mystery by working together as the OG mystery gang. That would return faith in the series. Knowing the creator of it tho, I'd have a better chance to restore the third empire again than she'll have to be introspective and write her show better.
and a third one was kind of still Patrick centric, given how really most of the characters in the Patrick star show are just different versions of Patrick.
Fun Fact: I don’t think you can officially watch ‘Velma’ in the UK (not that I would watch it anyways). The only way to watch it in the UK is to pirate it.
As a dc comic fan teen titans go is a major disrupt to the “art” of the original Batman comics and the teen titans original show. And why does Cartoon Network constantly have it airing? Even kids would know how bad it is
You know, that situation with Norville and Gigi just, now this may be a controversial feeling, makes me so thankful in retrospect that they avoided that with Haida and Inui in "Aggretsuko". You can say what you will, but it was a far better effort to just let him hold on to that feeling for Retsuko rather than having him get together with Inui and just have her feel like a third wheel for someone who clearly was getting into that relationship for the wrong reasons. Man, seeing what they were doing with that in Velma just makes me glad that bullet was dodged, though I can understand if people don't feel the same.
I'm glad i found someone that dislikes Hailey's On It like me. If you ask me , my least favorite episode of the show is "Seas the Day". Seriously , the scene where Hailey smashes the cake in slow motion broke me the same way Doug Walker felt about the piñata scene in The Cat in the Hat.
I couldn’t agree more with the Tidal Zone crossover, because those stories didn’t go together at all. Next time there’s a SpongeBob crossover, one with other Nicktoons would be great. Unless Stephen Hillenburg didn’t want that! As for Velma, the whole series outta count as an episode, even though it won’t.
It’s pretty much no secret that HBO’s Velma is not only the worst Scooby Doo spinoff you’ve ever seen but also a huge far cry from the hundreds of Bugs, Porky and Daffy cartoons.
You know what’s sad, In that same episode Norville still has feeling for Velma he use his body shielded Velma instead of Gigi. Gigi deserves better. And when Velma accused Norville’s Dad is the Killer, Norville finally call Velma out but all that undo when Velma voicemail I love yo him turning Norville back into a Simp. He should stay in swordsmen school. And Daphne herself admitted *She likes Velma being possessive of her throughout their childhood,* because Daphne has abandonment issue. Oh yes, Velma’s possessiveness is more important that Daphne’s two mom who raised her with love and care. They just not good enough compare to Velma. The evil character in this show. God I got scar from watching that entire show. I don’t know If I can survive I watch season 2.
Personally if I was to do a ranking video for HBO’s Velma, I would choose all episodes of the show as the worst. Because they all have the one thing in common. _Velma_ is painfully unfunny, hates its target audience and of course. Every character is so unlikable to the point where you end up rooting for the villain.
I absolutely hate Kristine. It’s like the animators purposely wanted to make fun of people who use their devices a majority of their time by creating a character who loves them too much, has no personality tied to her archetype and says hashtag everything. 🤦♀️ like you said, Andrea, terry and KC are much better because they have their own personalities and lives.
Dude, I respect the heck out of you! Seriously, couldn't agree more with "I Wanna Dance With Some-Ollie". That episode made me so frustrated and uncomfortable. Glad I'm not the only person who's not blinded by this stupid, forced "ship" that caused the ultimate character assassination I've ever seen. It was horrible and ruined my enjoyment of the show. Thank You!!
Real life cats do not have an actual air of superiority. They are simultaneously prey and predator, so they react to things in ways we may find abnormal, or " mean" when they're often just startled or fearful. I really hate people stating the meme as fact, because it hurts how people communicate with the animals, creating very anxious, uncommunicative cats.
I don't like Hailey On It, specifically I don't like the plot of saving the future because it gives the show a conflicting tone. The show comes of as a lighthearted slice of life show but it has this continuing plot line of saving the future. The future plot line feels like it was put in at the last minute to give older auidence an ongoing plot they can make theories about.
I know new spongebob episodes pander to the nostalgic episodes such as the inclusion of bubble bass to the main cast, however, even if that is true bubble bass manages to be the best character in most of the episodes he's in.
Your argument for “I Wanna Dance With Some-Ollie” is genuinely stupid. You are completely ignoring that Ollie literally DOES have a character arc unrelated to his romance with Molly, which is his hatred for ghosts. You are also ignoring that Molly LITERALLY tried to explain to Ollie that not all ghosts are bad in the episode “Book Marks the Sprite”, the episode RIGHT AFTER they met. And you think that in this season Molly threw away her goal to enhappify the world around her just because of a crush? Okay, so I guess she DIDN’T help save the town’s stores after unintentionally causing Andrea to create an app that nearly put them out of business, she DIDN’T help a star regain his roots, she DIDN’T plan a winter event for the elderly, and she DIDN’T convince her dad to create entertaining videos that would grab attention about real life issues. All that was just in my imagination.
I get that she still did enhappifying things in Season Two. However, that doesn't excuse the romance being both forced and rushed (literally no build up to it at all and it got pushed onto fans/viewers). I also thought Ollie got over ghosts way too quickly (I thought this might be whole season arc rather than just a few episodes/he would be the hardest to show ghosts aren't all bad), the romance was rushed in just a few episodes (I get if there's only two seasons that might partially explain why for this and the ghosts being rushed, but still), and they made Molly and Ollie way too similar with the only differences being Ollie didn't like ghosts (which again got resolved quickly) and Molly not being a vegetarian. This romance had next to no build up, the tension got resolved really quick, and the characters are nearly identical.
@@Golfkid100 It’s not an unnatural thing to randomly develop a crush on someone you think is attractive. Also, the only real reason that Ollie hated ghosts is that he was influenced by his dad’s trauma of being attacked by a single ghost. But Molly was able to convince him that there are good ghosts by giving strong arguments that got sense into him.
I feel you on that one Jay the drool is kinda milked for comedy and it gets disgusting and very annoying sometimes. Honestly man glad you made this vid so everyone could agree or debate on this your cool UA-camr man so thanks
Criticizing TTG for not using its episode count to "go deeper into lore" is such a weird thing to say when its incredibly obvious the show isn't and never has tried doing to grow in overachieving story, its a goofy comedy it's gonna use it's episode count to tell good stories
I really like how you encrypted all the episodes you were going to review alpha Jay. It makes it a mystery. Not only for people who haven’t seen the show but also for the people watching and that pretty cool.
3:23 That being the Thump Nail alone got me to watch this video. 11:28 Who lives in a Dumb Fire under the Sea? Grand Back Fart Pants! Unknown and long Baby like Robin? Grand Back Fart Pants! Not to be non sense but something you wish? Grand Back Fart Pants! Flop like a Fish like a Fish? Grand Back Fart Pants! Grand Back Fart Pants x4.
4:49 and we all think the Whole Making Robin (the Childish Batman Shtick) has gotten old at this point where it's NOT Funny anymore and they need to let that joke Die! just like they need to let the show of Teen Titans GO Die already it's Just NOT Funny Anymore
I’m gonna be honest, calling “a Skin wrinkle in time” one of the worst episodes of the year feels like a major overreaction. I mean, sure maybe it is “pointless”, but in the grand scheme of things, it’s mostly inoffensive compared to like…almost everything else on the list.
Gotta be honest, To Love a Patty is a great episode. I would even go as far as to say that every episode of Kamp Koral and the Patrick Star Show are great when you compare them to the absolute trainwreck called A Pal For Gary. That episode is forever ingrained in my memory because the writing is terrible, and, most importantly, *SpongeBob is a straight up asshole to Gary.* If you watch Have You Seen This Snail and then watch A Pal For Gary, you would see how terribly SpongeBob's character evolved towards his treatment of Gary
Unrelated but you know how Nick dropped that Planet Ruby show on Prime Video completely out of the blue with zero advance notice? Well, I’m personally vibing because that means the show has no fandom, which means I can stan Ruby all I want with no one to argue with over whether she’s lovable or annoying. And believe me - I’ve seen what few clips are on UA-cam, so I know that if there was a fandom, it would be a *major* point of contention
@@kawaiiemolga I was never implying it was a bad thing, but your points help my case. I’m just glad I can freely stan a character who could easily be a massively base-breaking character (Ruby) if the show gets any bigger, which I think is a extra perk in addition to what you said
Alpha j, the only thing that can compete with Patrick's spit takes, would have to be the pink-eye pie crust episode from kids next door.... and to this day... that still disgust me!!!
“For what it’s worth, Daphne is technically hotter.” I’ve never wanted to punch Shaggy to much in all my life. But then again this isn’t the real Shaggy.
3:29 expect there Skit Comedy episodes of Teen Titans GO of there TV Knight Series is Dumb and NOT Funny you want a much better Skit Comedy Series? GO watch Robot Chicken at least there Skits are Funny Teen Titans GO is Dumb as Hell Bullshit!
Personally I enjoy Hailey's On It as well as Kristine's role in the escape room episode. I don't necessarily believe it's fair judging her on that one episode when there is more to her character than just a social influencer. But it also sucks since she's also had limited appearances on the show.
Yea I mean love alpha jay and his content and I respect if he does not like haileys on it. However, his reasoning for not liking this episode felt.....really flimsy. Like you said there's more to her than her phone but if this was his first introduction to her, which it feels like it is, I will say that's a bad intro to her cause like you said it's not the full range of her personality. But if this wasn't his first intro to her which could very well be the case.....respectfully speaking it's a dumb nitpick to drag what is otherwise a really good epsiode. He didn't mention anything else wrong with the episode beyond that and that's problem with my stance with this episode
@@Jessicanimation yea which I think that, the episodes prior, and the companion episode to go with the escape room does a great job of fleshing her out. Which again I'll day if she's the only real problem to the episode and nothing else which is what it feels like from his analysis, it's a little dumb
I looked it up and Ollie hates ghosts so that means if Molly tries to get Ollie and Scratch to be friends then it’s going to end with them hating each other more than they did originally, Ollie breaking up with Moly in a fit of rage and Scratch refusing to talk to Molly for two weeks (maybe more). Don’t boo me or anything if it has happened, I only saw season one.
Tbh I didn’t mind the Ollie episode, mainly because I relate to being so blinded by love that I push my other loved ones to the side! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 and in Molly’s defence, she did try to convince Ollie that not all ghosts are bad
I actually kind of like thinking of nonsensical theories that link the irrational jumps in plot from episode to episode. It's kind of a fun, creative exercise, if you will. But I get what you mean; that episode of TPSS was unneeded
I like how in love a patty Spongebob just commits animal abuse and literally MURDERS a bunch of clams and SNAPS THEM IN HALF just for his rotting patty
Also, I recommend Kiff. It's hilarious and wholesome and has zero romance whatsoever. It's strictly about friendship. Not forced, stupid romance that was never romance to begin with. In your face Molly McGee.
No, I'm not gonna lie comparing hieroglyphs to emojis is pretty freaking funny. The most useless babbling character got a moment thanks to it too so extra points there.
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I hate the "guy has a one-sided crush on some girl, he gets a girlfriend, the girl realizes she actually liked him despite never showing any sign of it before, the writers force them to break up for the most dumb reason, he and the girl he had a one-sided crush on get together in the end" trope, it's really stupid and just exists to force some drama
Yeah.Even worst usually the ,,new girl,, is much more interesting or atleast likeable when the crush but gets written out of the show when the protagonist breaks up with her
Does anyone else find it sad that these actual artists and animators are STRUGGLING to find any work or get their foot in the door while shows like Velma are just greenlit off the bat because a celebrity (not an artist or animator, a CELEBRITY WITH NO ARTISTIC BACKGROUND) pitched it?
Yeah, it's depressing.
wait what celebrity pitched velma?
@@OilRig-1 Mindy Kahling, dunno if she counts as a celebrity though
It’s genuinely the saddest shit ever. I want to be one of those people where I make a show but with how many ACTUAL talented animators, artists and people that are looking for work cause genuinely I understand how they feel. Its just bullshit.
That's very bad and sad
Honestly you could've made a new tier lower than F and just put all episodes of Velma and go "No need for explanation"
LOL probably so
@@TheAlphaJayShowI mean I’m 13 and I don’t even watch tv anymore but I saw ONE episode of Velma and I wanted to off myself
I love how you could immediately tell what the worst episode is, even when it's censored. Lmao
Lol absolutely
@@TheAlphaJayShowhi
At least with the cake episode in Kamp Koral they actually did personify the cake and didn’t have Patrick brutally murder several innocent clams over it (they saved his mass murdering for The Patrick Star Show).
LOL you're right
In the patrick show he is god he is a choas god not bound to reality
@landaclay9331 Oh you mean a chaos god like Coconut Fred another SpongeBob Spin/Ripoff
@@diandremosley yes cause in the Patrick show he kind of has universal powers
@@diandremosley Coconut Fred isn't a Spongebob ripoff because Spongebob isn't a destructive idiot with god powers. ;3
Amazing how, despite you only having one episode per show, SpongeBob related content managed to snag nearly half the slots. Guess they found some "benefit" to having two spin-offs.
Watching 150+ episodes brings out the bottom of the barrel for these shows
@@TheAlphaJayShow They don't live in Bikini Bottom for nothing.
"Velma" is the ultimate franchise killer! Even more than "Star Wars, Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker"
It isnt tho, scooby doo has been going on for way longer than that shitty show "Velma" and if a more respectable looking scooby doo series came out people would be interested.
at least Rise of Skywalker is more entertaining then this Crap
Drooling Fool is definitely one of the weakest Patrick Star Show episodes. A new crew of 8 storyboard writers and two outline writers came in two segments later, “Patterfly Effect” to make the show board driven (just like the first 8 seasons of the original show) and I am grateful for that, because if Drooling Fool is what the old writers came up with two thirds into the FIRST season, I can only shiver in horror at what would’ve been created in Season 2 had the crew shift not happened.
I’m not too into the Patrick show, but a good bit of season 2 from what I’ve seen is alright so far.
I still can't believe that a spinoff not only aired longer but got more seasons and episodes then the original (Edit: I guess it's more of a reboot than a spinoff)
Absolutely
Because the show is good.
@@himmyhohnshandwiches Im talking about TTG. If kids were to watch both shows they would say Teen Titians 2003 was better
@@himmyhohnshandwiches Yeah, just _barely_ good enough.
Like, shakily teetering on the precipice of what even qualifies as "good" in the first place.
@@RJS2003 because you're just a big ol grumpy guy. my little brother thinks its funny. i even laughed at some of the jokes. its good and youre just riding on the hate train.
I honestly don't mind Hailey's on It, infact I actually quite like it. And in Escape Doom, I found the multiple phone bit part kinda funny, but when Kristine.. I'd like to say.. Just kept complaining about her not having her phone, it was just irritating. Just goes to show how some people just can't live without their phones or devices.
Personally I didn't find that aspect of the episode all that irritating. I found it funny. I'm kind of shocked he hated this episode because this and its sister episode were great imho
@@darwinbowman8512 I find it funny they got gen alpha/gen z children's acts so accurately.
im sorry but i have to respectfully disagree, the shows plot though is actually interesting it's just that they kinda didn't do it really that well to me and most of the jokes in it i find kind of unfunny and a little cringy as well tbh.(Plus my cousin forced me to watch the show💀) But again, this is just my opinion it's okay if you disagree with me or not idk
@@GreydaCloud You didn't enjoy it, so why must it be a problem if I enjoyed it? We all like our own things and you shouldn't just bring someone down for liking something.
@@i_dunnoman. im not trying to bring anybody down its okay if you like it I'm just saying my opinion that's all. im sorry if it came out a little rude
😓 poor poor spongebob. They'll never let this franchise die.
Let’s just keep listening to this 11:39
Damn i miss mao mao.... my sweet prince deserved so much better
Same here, one of my favorite shows. Wish we'd get at least another season :( I was really excited to see more of Mao mao's family
Alpha Jay Never fails to hide on what he did on 1977 😀
You promised you wouldn't tell
Make Chuck E. Cheese?
@@TheAlphaJayShow You did what in 1977?
@@TheAlphaJayShowwait Elvis Presley died that year ALPHA WHAT DID YOU DO
@@bobfrits-bn8dp He
5:43 it is the year of our lord 2024, and we're somehow STILL doing "saying hashtags out loud" jokes
I actually laughed at that line from bubble bass at the beginning "you have your priorities I have mine". Like a full on snort laugh. Idk why that just seems like a line right outta the og spongebob.
If there's anything Velma can do to redeem themselves (all of the characters), is to have them all eat their own share of humble pie through a whole season to end it with them solving a hardcore murder mystery by working together as the OG mystery gang. That would return faith in the series.
Knowing the creator of it tho, I'd have a better chance to restore the third empire again than she'll have to be introspective and write her show better.
The Haley’s On It clip made me fear for the future of animation.
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Isn’t it interesting how Patrick centric episodes took up two spots for the worst episodes of 2023?
Absolutely lol
and a third one was kind of still Patrick centric, given how really most of the characters in the Patrick star show are just different versions of Patrick.
@@Yipper64 True
The only Patrick Show episode I could actually sit through and finish was the one where Bubble Bass was hating on it
Fun Fact: I don’t think you can officially watch ‘Velma’ in the UK (not that I would watch it anyways). The only way to watch it in the UK is to pirate it.
I was FULLY expecting for the fart episode of total drama island 2023 to be on this list because that episode scares me 😰😰
I was expecting it too!
Can you just stop hating the episode for once? You guys are acting like it killed your grandma (yes, made a Trolls reference there.).
I'm honestly not surprised that three of the worst episodes are from SpongeBob spin-offs
As a dc comic fan teen titans go is a major disrupt to the “art” of the original Batman comics and the teen titans original show. And why does Cartoon Network constantly have it airing? Even kids would know how bad it is
I can relate to you on the Patrick Star Show episode. The whole show is a mess. It’s Planet Sheen all over again.
There are a lot of different shows with bad moments and some that start off good and immediately go into the dump
You know, that situation with Norville and Gigi just, now this may be a controversial feeling, makes me so thankful in retrospect that they avoided that with Haida and Inui in "Aggretsuko". You can say what you will, but it was a far better effort to just let him hold on to that feeling for Retsuko rather than having him get together with Inui and just have her feel like a third wheel for someone who clearly was getting into that relationship for the wrong reasons. Man, seeing what they were doing with that in Velma just makes me glad that bullet was dodged, though I can understand if people don't feel the same.
I'm glad i found someone that dislikes Hailey's On It like me.
If you ask me , my least favorite episode of the show is "Seas the Day".
Seriously , the scene where Hailey smashes the cake in slow motion broke me the same way Doug Walker felt about the piñata scene in The Cat in the Hat.
I couldn’t agree more with the Tidal Zone crossover, because those stories didn’t go together at all. Next time there’s a SpongeBob crossover, one with other Nicktoons would be great. Unless Stephen Hillenburg didn’t want that!
As for Velma, the whole series outta count as an episode, even though it won’t.
Did anyone notice they mistakenly made a mistake with the ghost and Molly McGee by putting Season 1 instead of Season 2😅😮
It’s pretty much no secret that HBO’s Velma is not only the worst Scooby Doo spinoff you’ve ever seen but also a huge far cry from the hundreds of Bugs, Porky and Daffy cartoons.
You know what’s sad, In that same episode Norville still has feeling for Velma he use his body shielded Velma instead of Gigi.
Gigi deserves better.
And when Velma accused Norville’s Dad is the Killer, Norville finally call Velma out but all that undo when Velma voicemail I love yo him turning Norville back into a Simp. He should stay in swordsmen school.
And Daphne herself admitted *She likes Velma being possessive of her throughout their childhood,* because Daphne has abandonment issue. Oh yes, Velma’s possessiveness is more important that Daphne’s two mom who raised her with love and care. They just not good enough compare to Velma. The evil character in this show.
God I got scar from watching that entire show. I don’t know If I can survive I watch season 2.
Personally if I was to do a ranking video for HBO’s Velma, I would choose all episodes of the show as the worst. Because they all have the one thing in common. _Velma_ is painfully unfunny, hates its target audience and of course. Every character is so unlikable to the point where you end up rooting for the villain.
I absolutely hate Kristine. It’s like the animators purposely wanted to make fun of people who use their devices a majority of their time by creating a character who loves them too much, has no personality tied to her archetype and says hashtag everything. 🤦♀️ like you said, Andrea, terry and KC are much better because they have their own personalities and lives.
Dude, I respect the heck out of you! Seriously, couldn't agree more with "I Wanna Dance With Some-Ollie". That episode made me so frustrated and uncomfortable. Glad I'm not the only person who's not blinded by this stupid, forced "ship" that caused the ultimate character assassination I've ever seen. It was horrible and ruined my enjoyment of the show. Thank You!!
I personally really loved the I want to dance with some-Ollie episode of the Ghost and Molly McGee because to me its a really good episode.
Real life cats do not have an actual air of superiority. They are simultaneously prey and predator, so they react to things in ways we may find abnormal, or " mean" when they're often just startled or fearful. I really hate people stating the meme as fact, because it hurts how people communicate with the animals, creating very anxious, uncommunicative cats.
I don't like Hailey On It, specifically I don't like the plot of saving the future because it gives the show a conflicting tone. The show comes of as a lighthearted slice of life show but it has this continuing plot line of saving the future.
The future plot line feels like it was put in at the last minute to give older auidence an ongoing plot they can make theories about.
Why does everyone always Treat "Enchanting Grom Fright" Like its Episode 5 or 3 of Season 1 😭😭😭 it wasn't THAT Quick.
I know new spongebob episodes pander to the nostalgic episodes such as the inclusion of bubble bass to the main cast, however, even if that is true bubble bass manages to be the best character in most of the episodes he's in.
You know atleast the Patrick Star Show Episode is creative like who would come up with the idea "Let's have Patrick drool on everything"
Your argument for “I Wanna Dance With Some-Ollie” is genuinely stupid. You are completely ignoring that Ollie literally DOES have a character arc unrelated to his romance with Molly, which is his hatred for ghosts. You are also ignoring that Molly LITERALLY tried to explain to Ollie that not all ghosts are bad in the episode “Book Marks the Sprite”, the episode RIGHT AFTER they met. And you think that in this season Molly threw away her goal to enhappify the world around her just because of a crush? Okay, so I guess she DIDN’T help save the town’s stores after unintentionally causing Andrea to create an app that nearly put them out of business, she DIDN’T help a star regain his roots, she DIDN’T plan a winter event for the elderly, and she DIDN’T convince her dad to create entertaining videos that would grab attention about real life issues. All that was just in my imagination.
I get that she still did enhappifying things in Season Two. However, that doesn't excuse the romance being both forced and rushed (literally no build up to it at all and it got pushed onto fans/viewers). I also thought Ollie got over ghosts way too quickly (I thought this might be whole season arc rather than just a few episodes/he would be the hardest to show ghosts aren't all bad), the romance was rushed in just a few episodes (I get if there's only two seasons that might partially explain why for this and the ghosts being rushed, but still), and they made Molly and Ollie way too similar with the only differences being Ollie didn't like ghosts (which again got resolved quickly) and Molly not being a vegetarian. This romance had next to no build up, the tension got resolved really quick, and the characters are nearly identical.
@@Golfkid100 It’s not an unnatural thing to randomly develop a crush on someone you think is attractive. Also, the only real reason that Ollie hated ghosts is that he was influenced by his dad’s trauma of being attacked by a single ghost. But Molly was able to convince him that there are good ghosts by giving strong arguments that got sense into him.
^this
I feel you on that one Jay the drool is kinda milked for comedy and it gets disgusting and very annoying sometimes. Honestly man glad you made this vid so everyone could agree or debate on this your cool UA-camr man so thanks
10:10 i was in a middle school relationship once, the cringe is sadly accurate.
I exhausted hating TTG, at this point all I can say about it is it provides jobs and ensures the VA of the series characters can still do the voices.
Criticizing TTG for not using its episode count to "go deeper into lore" is such a weird thing to say when its incredibly obvious the show isn't and never has tried doing to grow in overachieving story, its a goofy comedy it's gonna use it's episode count to tell good stories
6:15 KIFF MENTIONED
Oh trust, there's going to be MORE Kiff soon
@@TheAlphaJayShowCan't wait, that show is my hyperfixation right now!!
Kiff is honestly such a good show, I didn't have high expectations at first but it's genuinely made me laugh so many times
Love ur vids man! You're one of my favorites and one of the reason I'm starting my own channel
I really like how you encrypted all the episodes you were going to review alpha Jay. It makes it a mystery. Not only for people who haven’t seen the show but also for the people watching and that pretty cool.
Stuff like this is why I'm kinda glad I found shows like The Owl House or Big City Greens.
Same. I remember when Big City Greens first came out, and I wasn't sure what to expect. But I honestly really like it :)
Teen Titans Go is still airing? Isn't it older than its target audience at this point?
3:23 That being the Thump Nail alone got me to watch this video.
11:28 Who lives in a Dumb Fire under the Sea? Grand Back Fart Pants! Unknown and long Baby like Robin? Grand Back Fart Pants! Not to be non sense but something you wish? Grand Back Fart Pants! Flop like a Fish like a Fish? Grand Back Fart Pants! Grand Back Fart Pants x4.
4:49 and we all think the Whole Making Robin (the Childish Batman Shtick) has gotten old at this point where it's NOT Funny anymore and they need to let that joke Die! just like they need to let the show of Teen Titans GO Die already it's Just NOT Funny Anymore
I’m gonna be honest, calling “a Skin wrinkle in time” one of the worst episodes of the year feels like a major overreaction. I mean, sure maybe it is “pointless”, but in the grand scheme of things, it’s mostly inoffensive compared to like…almost everything else on the list.
Gotta be honest, To Love a Patty is a great episode. I would even go as far as to say that every episode of Kamp Koral and the Patrick Star Show are great
when you compare them to the absolute trainwreck called A Pal For Gary. That episode is forever ingrained in my memory because the writing is terrible, and, most importantly, *SpongeBob is a straight up asshole to Gary.* If you watch Have You Seen This Snail and then watch A Pal For Gary, you would see how terribly SpongeBob's character evolved towards his treatment of Gary
Unrelated but you know how Nick dropped that Planet Ruby show on Prime Video completely out of the blue with zero advance notice?
Well, I’m personally vibing because that means the show has no fandom, which means I can stan Ruby all I want with no one to argue with over whether she’s lovable or annoying. And believe me - I’ve seen what few clips are on UA-cam, so I know that if there was a fandom, it would be a *major* point of contention
A show having a small fandom or no fandom at all is a good thing, no drama, no unnecessary hate
@@kawaiiemolga I was never implying it was a bad thing, but your points help my case. I’m just glad I can freely stan a character who could easily be a massively base-breaking character (Ruby) if the show gets any bigger, which I think is a extra perk in addition to what you said
5:09 the accidental Season 5 made me trip for a second because I thought I had missed a show that must have been going on for years
Why won't Zaslav cancel TTG the same way he's cancelling other WB projects? Why won't his superiors fire his heartless ass?!
Because it still makes money so from a business standpoint it's not smart to cancel it yet.
I was JUST OFF on the TTG episode per season count.
I guessed 54.
...was the old man on the Patrick show clip voiced by Master Shakes VA?
Alpha, The Mollie Ship doesn’t suck, It’s Actually Great!! It’s because You didn’t fully watch the show Yet!
4:00 GOD I wish they brought back MaoMao
why was i not surprised to see spongebob to have a crossover episode with it's spin-offs, the show clearly is having an idea drought
4:11 okay but night begins to shine designs do go hard and the episodes are pretty good too
Nice Panda bear OC, really sets the mood for the maturity of the person reviewing said cringy things.
Alpha j, the only thing that can compete with Patrick's spit takes, would have to be the pink-eye pie crust episode from kids next door.... and to this day... that still disgust me!!!
The drool was bad for me too. But the worst thing I can recall is Mr. Meaty. No particular episode. Just the show as a whole.
Love your video, Jay, and keep up the great work
“For what it’s worth, Daphne is technically hotter.”
I’ve never wanted to punch Shaggy to much in all my life.
But then again this isn’t the real Shaggy.
Norville was out of line for this statement. 13:37. Even Velma and Daphne were shocked by it.
At 8:29, that episode is actually from Season 2, and is the 8th episode of that season.
6:22: From what episode of Moon Girl is that???!!!!
The first?
3:29 expect there Skit Comedy episodes of Teen Titans GO of there TV Knight Series is Dumb and NOT Funny you want a much better Skit Comedy Series? GO watch Robot Chicken at least there Skits are Funny Teen Titans GO is Dumb as Hell Bullshit!
Heeesss baccccck!🎉🎉🎉🎉 HAPPY NEW YEARS
Personally I enjoy Hailey's On It as well as Kristine's role in the escape room episode. I don't necessarily believe it's fair judging her on that one episode when there is more to her character than just a social influencer. But it also sucks since she's also had limited appearances on the show.
Yea I mean love alpha jay and his content and I respect if he does not like haileys on it. However, his reasoning for not liking this episode felt.....really flimsy. Like you said there's more to her than her phone but if this was his first introduction to her, which it feels like it is, I will say that's a bad intro to her cause like you said it's not the full range of her personality. But if this wasn't his first intro to her which could very well be the case.....respectfully speaking it's a dumb nitpick to drag what is otherwise a really good epsiode. He didn't mention anything else wrong with the episode beyond that and that's problem with my stance with this episode
@@darwinbowman8512 But it isn't when her first intro was way back on the first episode.
@@Jessicanimation yea which I think that, the episodes prior, and the companion episode to go with the escape room does a great job of fleshing her out. Which again I'll day if she's the only real problem to the episode and nothing else which is what it feels like from his analysis, it's a little dumb
I looked it up and Ollie hates ghosts so that means if Molly tries to get Ollie and Scratch to be friends then it’s going to end with them hating each other more than they did originally, Ollie breaking up with Moly in a fit of rage and Scratch refusing to talk to Molly for two weeks (maybe more). Don’t boo me or anything if it has happened, I only saw season one.
Looks like somebody didn't watch the episode "Frightmares on Main Street" and "The Grand Gesture". They are couple now.
@@luphuong5239 And with all due respect it looks like somebody didn’t read the whole comment.
@@TMDTheMaskDirector-ye5oeyou only watched season one so of course you are clueless and don't know anything 😒🙄
and what about the episode of proud family
you know...the controversial one
The second season of The Ghost and Molly Mcgee really could've been great if it wasn't for the forced romance in it
I'm the only one who didn't give a crap about the forced romance I think
Fionna and cake was ok. Not bad, just ok. And tbh, cats are natural assholes lol
I try to tell people this and no one believes me lol
Now that just ain't true. Anyone who's owned cats will tell you otherwise.
@@amazingspiderlad Bro I own two cats lol, one’s a fat ol’ sweetiepie (mainecoon) and the other is a ballistic deathball of destruction (orange)
I definitely feel like Cake the cat is the worst of the series but I don’t think it deserves to be on the worst episodes of this year.
I like how the "worst episode in teen titans go" is just the show itself. Very valid.
Tbh I didn’t mind the Ollie episode, mainly because I relate to being so blinded by love that I push my other loved ones to the side! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 and in Molly’s defence, she did try to convince Ollie that not all ghosts are bad
5:05 I'm with Alpha Jay on this one I Don't like Haley's On It and right when The Owl House ended I'd stopped watching The Disney channel for a while
I actually kind of like thinking of nonsensical theories that link the irrational jumps in plot from episode to episode. It's kind of a fun, creative exercise, if you will.
But I get what you mean; that episode of TPSS was unneeded
The futurama covid episode should’ve been on here
I clicked the instant I saw Velma in the thumbnail, It's such a treat to see a new vid from you again Alpha Jay!!!
Thank you so much!
Nobody likes Velma anymore because she’s now very stupid with mystery of abusing monster
Nooo not haileys on it 😭 but you do have a point.
I'd still HATE Teen Titans GO and all of there episodes are Bullshit Cringe Comedy
I like how in love a patty Spongebob just commits animal abuse and literally MURDERS a bunch of clams and SNAPS THEM IN HALF just for his rotting patty
when 99% of a show's episodes could easily make up this list, you should take a good look at what you are creating, and stop
Teen titans go every episode infinite F tier
VELMA Is the WORST Show in 2023
Always has been always will be
Also, I recommend Kiff. It's hilarious and wholesome and has zero romance whatsoever. It's strictly about friendship. Not forced, stupid romance that was never romance to begin with. In your face Molly McGee.
5:44 blud thinks she's EMZ from Brawl Stars 💀💀💀
6:58 I hate the fact that they keep forgetting Man Ray was frozen for multiple Years.
I mean, let’s be honest…. Molly gets a *FREAKING* boyfriend, *REALLY?!* *puts the clip in the trash* 👎🏽Nah, fam!
No, I'm not gonna lie comparing hieroglyphs to emojis is pretty freaking funny. The most useless babbling character got a moment thanks to it too so extra points there.
As an aspiring Animator/Storyboarder/Toon Enjoyer I would KILL for a proper return to 52/40 Episode Seasons (eg. Gumball S7)
Amazing video jay 🐼 🤘 fire ranking video as always 🔥
8:14 Master Shake, is that you?
I don't like Hailey's on it either because the designs of Hailey and Scott are stolen from Emmy and Max from the PBS Kids show Dragon Tales