Is Patrick Even FUNNY Anymore?

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  • @TheAlphaJayShow
    @TheAlphaJayShow  3 роки тому +1920

    Favorite quote from Patrick?

  • @griffinlynn8978
    @griffinlynn8978 3 роки тому +6924

    Sandy- “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else.”
    Patrick-“ not until four”

    • @thedawgduane3294
      @thedawgduane3294 3 роки тому +508

      Sandy: OW! That's gotta hurt.
      Patrick: Do it again! I wasn't looking!

    • @mmrw
      @mmrw 3 роки тому +17

      Ok yeah that might be the best one

    • @Imxel21
      @Imxel21 3 роки тому +8

      @@rdbrik92 no it was sandy

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 3 роки тому +17

      Those were the days.

    • @undergroundsound6020
      @undergroundsound6020 3 роки тому +8

      He did say dat😂😂😂😂

  • @user-ef1tq7gx7v
    @user-ef1tq7gx7v 3 роки тому +713

    "Hey, Patrick, what am I?"
    "Stupid?"
    "No, I'm Texas"
    "What's the difference?"

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 3 роки тому +29

      as someone who lives in texas, i can confirm he’s right

    • @awr.0
      @awr.0 3 роки тому +2

      same

    • @GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub
      @GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub 3 роки тому +18

      As a genuine Texan...
      He ain't wrong, and I'm not offended

    • @user-ef1tq7gx7v
      @user-ef1tq7gx7v 3 роки тому +11

      @@GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub Its funny to see all my fellow Texans just remembering the Texas joke and all agreeing that Texas is a state with two brain cells that just don't work well together.

    • @Darthbuddy
      @Darthbuddy 3 роки тому +4

      @@pangolinh same

  • @tainamichelle2683
    @tainamichelle2683 2 роки тому +155

    Random Fish - "Hello?"
    Patrick - "I love you."
    *door slams*

  • @TheEmbessyNetwork
    @TheEmbessyNetwork 2 роки тому +90

    Patrick holding Spongebob in front a movie crowd:
    "LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!!!!"

  • @anonymousinkproductions8624
    @anonymousinkproductions8624 3 роки тому +2684

    “Whoever’s the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on!”

    • @theamazingcj2748
      @theamazingcj2748 3 роки тому +123

      Followed by trombone noises

    • @atomicadamgaming1350
      @atomicadamgaming1350 3 роки тому +7

      Yes!

    • @hooked_illusionyt3382
      @hooked_illusionyt3382 3 роки тому +9

      I loved that part

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 3 роки тому +17

      "I am the flying Dutchman, abooga Booga
      Booga"

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 3 роки тому +27

      #1 “No, this is Patrick!”
      #2 “My mind is an enigma.”
      #3 “Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”
      #4 “Dumb people don’t know how dumb they truly are.”
      The thing I notice is that all of these quotes are from the earlier seasons several years ago. It seems he hasn’t said something memorable in ages.

  • @xmay3221
    @xmay3221 3 роки тому +1570

    “Hey Patrick are you angry too?”
    “Yeah.”
    “What’s the matter?”
    “I can’t see my forehead”

  • @HannahFredes-rl5iu
    @HannahFredes-rl5iu Рік тому +100

    I love the episode where Patrick tells SpongeBob the story of "The Ugly Barnacle" "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." It cracks me up every time 😂😂

  • @notniran9339
    @notniran9339 Рік тому +62

    "PATRICK CALM DOWM"
    "I'M GOING TO WHEN I *DIE* "
    The box episode

  • @Jibbeeeee
    @Jibbeeeee 3 роки тому +1661

    “No one wants a friend as ugly as I am!”
    “Sure they do! It makes them feel better about the way they look!!”
    A very underrated Patrick quote 😂

  • @user-bk1ye3cz4m
    @user-bk1ye3cz4m Рік тому +41

    spongebob: "are you ready to go crazy
    patrick:"im already hearing the voices

  • @owljpeg
    @owljpeg 5 місяців тому +40

    "When in doubt, pinky out."
    -Patrick Star 1999 Colorized

  • @NeroMai
    @NeroMai 3 роки тому +341

    Flying Dutchman: "You have 3 wishes"
    Patrick: "Gee, I wish I knew that earlier!"
    [clock goes back four minutes]
    Flying Dutchman: "You have 2 wishes.."
    Spongebob: >:l

    • @Masterslam999
      @Masterslam999 3 роки тому +4

    • @cerebrumexcrement
      @cerebrumexcrement 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @joshfilms4088
      @joshfilms4088 3 роки тому +1

      Didnt expect to see you here

    • @NeroMai
      @NeroMai 3 роки тому +2

      @@joshfilms4088 I am inevitable. For real though, people keep finding me all over UA-cam now, lol

  • @RJ-8-
    @RJ-8- 3 роки тому +987

    *Patrick coughing and wheezing* “WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!”

  • @merodi5768
    @merodi5768 Рік тому +41

    Spongebob: "You ok patrick?"
    Patrick: *Finland!!*

  • @SWyrick366
    @SWyrick366 2 роки тому +34

    "Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?"
    (Laughter)
    "I mean it."

  • @experimentdark4692
    @experimentdark4692 3 роки тому +2477

    "He's just standing there.... MENACINGLY!"

    • @awesometron7866
      @awesometron7866 3 роки тому +91

      *GET OUT OF THERE SPONGEBOB*

    • @Cyburim
      @Cyburim 3 роки тому +7

      @@awesometron7866 u took mah quote

    • @So_corny
      @So_corny 3 роки тому +7

      I was just about to Wright that

    • @makinoathesleepy8225
      @makinoathesleepy8225 3 роки тому +9

      Jojo x spongebob crossover confirmed?

    • @tunixx740
      @tunixx740 3 роки тому +2

      Lol best quote

  • @Waywer319
    @Waywer319 3 роки тому +1647

    Spongebob: “Patrick, you’re a genius”
    Patrick: “Yeah i get called that a lot”
    Spongebob: “What? A genius?”
    Patrick: “No, Patrick”
    that’s top-tier comedy right there

    • @TheKing-bq4ez
      @TheKing-bq4ez 2 роки тому +57

      that got me thinking is patrick his real name or he forgot his real name

    • @Raymanlegacy
      @Raymanlegacy 2 роки тому +52

      Is this the krusty krab ?
      NO THIS IS PATRICK

    • @alex1660
      @alex1660 2 роки тому +6

      @@Raymanlegacy i remember that 1 😅😅

    • @sierrasymone7590
      @sierrasymone7590 2 роки тому +12

      That's Mr Dr professor Patrick to you

    • @meta527II
      @meta527II Рік тому

      What episode was that from again?

  • @SecretPartyAnimal
    @SecretPartyAnimal 2 роки тому +50

    “Once there was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was SO ugly, everyone died. The end.”

  • @stevesamuals2651
    @stevesamuals2651 2 роки тому +59

    I guess it'd have to be from the first SpongeBob movie. Where Patrick walks into the middle of the tug thug and after getting everyone's attention goes "I have to use the bathroom." Then when SpongeBob comes into the bathroom he's just like "I had to use the bathroom."

  • @Schneidyyy
    @Schneidyyy 3 роки тому +965

    "Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died, THE END :)" -Patrick

  • @qpol
    @qpol 3 роки тому +1021

    “you took my only food”
    *camera begins to pan to patrick’s fat belly*
    “now i’m gonna starve!”

  • @cygnetsong7908
    @cygnetsong7908 Рік тому +38

    My all-time favorite is “Once there was an ugly barnacle...” Y'all know the rest 😂!

  • @aternias
    @aternias Рік тому +29

    I miss fancy Patrick from season 1 the most, he was so inquisitive

  • @LKComputes
    @LKComputes 3 роки тому +728

    “That’s not disturbing, THIS is disturbing.”
    *manipulates his back folds to make a face*
    “Hi SpongeBob, my name is Pat-back.”

  • @servine1212
    @servine1212 3 роки тому +593

    Patrick-"I wish I lived there"
    Spongebob-"Really?"
    Patrick-"Nooo."

  • @weazullwasnttaken
    @weazullwasnttaken 2 роки тому +15

    "AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHOUGH!!"
    *silence*
    *pokes his head through the door* "Who ever's the owner of the White Sedan, you left your lights on"

    • @13th.moon.
      @13th.moon. Місяць тому

      *walks in revealing his body stuffed into a trumpet*
      Womp womp womp
      Wom
      Woooooooooomp

    • @davidtoback714
      @davidtoback714 24 дні тому

      *looks down*

  • @marcopohl4875
    @marcopohl4875 2 роки тому +36

    I watched Gravity Falls for the first time after years of it being recommended to me, and Soos is basically what Patrick should be in my opinion

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ Рік тому +14

      Soos is what Patrick USED to be.

  • @graytonbrooks8390
    @graytonbrooks8390 3 роки тому +463

    *spongebob and Patrick walk into a literal mattress factory* spongebob: “how many mattresses do you think there are?” Patrick: “ten” spongebob: “wow”

    • @alexcat6685
      @alexcat6685 2 роки тому +2

      The Situation if it Kept their Characters.
      Spongebob:" Wow How Many mattetress are those?"
      Patrick:"alright it's like Jellies in a bottle, Um... uhhhhh. Wanna Find Out?!?"
      SpongeBob"Oh YEAHAHHH!"
      Patrick"Oh YEAHEHH"
      Spongebob" How do we Start?"
      patrick: "Simple: I take My shovel"
      Spongebob:" Ahuh"
      patrick:" Then Stick it under the Lowerbed"
      Spongbob:"Ahuh"
      Patrick:"Then l Use the Guckler 5000, My Rock made it for me, his a Dear"
      Spongebob" What are we Waiting For suck those Large Pillows in!"
      Patrick:*Struggles to turn it on*
      "Darn, mostave left some nail in it"
      Eh the Bounce works"
      *Jumps on shovel, Slignshots into the cealing*
      Spongebob:"Ah! are Okay Patrick?!?"
      patrick: Immissmyducik
      Spongebob:I'mmmm Coming!
      *Pulls out ladder*

    • @vestiged.
      @vestiged. Рік тому

      @@alexcat6685 what the fuck did you just say

    • @rollomorgan2435
      @rollomorgan2435 Рік тому +12

      @@alexcat6685 cringe....

    • @trollpng8828
      @trollpng8828 Рік тому

      @@rollomorgan2435 and you could do better?

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 Рік тому +8

      @@trollpng8828 I'm fairly certain most people could

  • @Commenter26
    @Commenter26 3 роки тому +1740

    "Wait Spongebob! We're not cavemen. We have technology!"
    *Proceeds to smash computer*

    • @asura1813
      @asura1813 3 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂😂

    • @The1Tyman
      @The1Tyman 3 роки тому +53

      ......it didn't work

    • @lesliemorganking3283
      @lesliemorganking3283 3 роки тому +36

      @@The1Tyman this is all Mr. Krabs fault. If he hadn’t hung that stupid Dollor in the first place.

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 3 роки тому +8

      Memories 😁

    • @cybergriffin2976
      @cybergriffin2976 3 роки тому +19

      @@lesliemorganking3283...it dose not look diferent from a ordinary dollar why hang it, you can stick any dollar bill on wall, I should just reach into my wallet pull out a dollar and put it on the wall"

  • @revol2933
    @revol2933 6 місяців тому +11

    "He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!"
    "We should take Bikini Bottom - and push it somewhere else!"

  • @KayDoodles78
    @KayDoodles78 3 роки тому +440

    I missed it when Patrick just took things too literally, and not just be plain stupid.

    • @mr.awesome8864
      @mr.awesome8864 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah

    • @bradysmith4245
      @bradysmith4245 3 роки тому +61

      He was always stupid, the writing was just 100 times better.

    • @breonawarren1507
      @breonawarren1507 3 роки тому +1

      Kinda reminds me of Cosmo from FOP. He was dumb funny in the beginning but then became an absolute idiot

    • @nevaehhamilton3493
      @nevaehhamilton3493 Рік тому +5

      Stephen Hillenburg wasn't there when post-movie SpongeBob was being written, so that played a part.

    • @CroissantTudor
      @CroissantTudor Рік тому +2

      Sometimes im also like og patrick for no reason

  • @alvarogarcia3189
    @alvarogarcia3189 3 роки тому +493

    Patrick once said: “FINLAND”

  • @jacoanimationstudio-di7hi
    @jacoanimationstudio-di7hi 9 місяців тому +11

    SB: “SpongeBob, your genius is showing!”
    “WHERE?”
    LOL

  • @-WizardKid
    @-WizardKid 7 місяців тому +4

    “FIRMLY GRASP IT” And “tut tut OPEN SESAME… well I’ve done all I can do” makes me snicker

  • @neethaii4689
    @neethaii4689 3 роки тому +607

    Patrick slowly evolved into that one side character who is fat and has eating as the only personality trait

  • @midnightartist43
    @midnightartist43 3 роки тому +666

    “You may be an open book, SpongeBob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
    * thinks of a carton of milk falling over *

    • @raze2012_
      @raze2012_ 3 роки тому +61

      nowadays Patrick would spend 15 seconds struggling to pronounce "Machinations". RIP

    • @kyletheorangeguy7090
      @kyletheorangeguy7090 3 роки тому +16

      @@raze2012_ it took me just 15 seconds to correctly pronounce machinations

    • @timo1277
      @timo1277 8 місяців тому +2

      @@raze2012_ yeah nowdays Patrick Just pure brain death and unfunny

    • @rodrigomontalvo910
      @rodrigomontalvo910 3 місяці тому

      Crap episode. Patrick keeping a secret from SB only shows how little he cared about him.

  • @turtleburger200
    @turtleburger200 2 роки тому +8

    "is this the Krusty Krab?"
    "NO THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a Krusty Krab"

  • @YuriYumi902
    @YuriYumi902 2 роки тому +5

    This is a super underrated quote from my favorite episode Life of Crime:
    "You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!"

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 роки тому +710

    when I think of unfunny modern Patrick I remember the episode where he ate Squidwards vip ticket thing to a concert and was eating other objects just for the sake to ruin Squidward's day.
    also a Patrick quote I quickly think of:
    "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"

    • @natll2697
      @natll2697 3 роки тому

      hmm its u

    • @jimmy_os
      @jimmy_os 3 роки тому +1

      when the wii bros are su-

    • @jjthe13th
      @jjthe13th 3 роки тому +5

      Damn, I really was squeamish during that scene

    • @LordDingus69
      @LordDingus69 3 роки тому +23

      I hated that episode

    • @zer0watch454
      @zer0watch454 3 роки тому +5

      Didn’t he also eat his and Spongebob’s VIP passes?

  • @chaoticdolly5280
    @chaoticdolly5280 3 роки тому +391

    Spongbob: “Patrick is that you?”
    Patrick: “I can’t hear you its to dark in here!”
    its so dumb that its funny

    • @yoshiking6027
      @yoshiking6027 3 роки тому +15

      Wow, and that ones actually past 6 too.

    • @dustymcwari4468
      @dustymcwari4468 2 місяці тому

      Reminds me of Muriel telling Courage "You know I can't hear you without my glasses" xd

  • @Paradox_1777
    @Paradox_1777 4 місяці тому +3

    Squidward: Why do you want to check in to a hotel?
    Patrick: Sometimes I just need to get away from it all

  • @Lottabaggage
    @Lottabaggage 2 роки тому +5

    Spongebob: "Patrick, your genius is showing!"
    Patrick: "WHERE?!?"

  • @GPlaysCustodio
    @GPlaysCustodio 3 роки тому +340

    Patrick: "One day there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everybody died. The end"

    • @vampire6638
      @vampire6638 3 роки тому +2

      @@tech-on_cappuccino4797 😂😂😂

  • @RushGarcia
    @RushGarcia 3 роки тому +2056

    My Parents used to say that cartoons would make me stupid, until they found out about THE LAST AIR BENDER. They realized that these animated fictional characters had the capacity to teach moral lessons that carry into my later years. Even though I still enjoy watching these shows to a degree, they asked me why I don't like as many cartoons anymore. I told them "It'd probably make me stupid."

    • @randomango2789
      @randomango2789 3 роки тому +19

      Nice

    • @alexanderredhorse1297
      @alexanderredhorse1297 3 роки тому +146

      my dad thought the last airbender was witchcraft because it was "magic." still watched it behind his back

    • @khalidhassan9423
      @khalidhassan9423 3 роки тому +15

      @@randomango2789 lots of verified comments arent getting that many likes and replies as they didhave you noticed

    • @Vickolai
      @Vickolai 3 роки тому +10

      Sounds like your loss...

    • @randomango2789
      @randomango2789 3 роки тому +5

      @@khalidhassan9423 I actually haven’t noticed this

  • @Tribenix
    @Tribenix 2 роки тому +6

    “If my friend SpongeBob doesn’t get his free lunch, *inhales angerly* (in real face) THINGS ARE GONNA GET CRAZY!”

  • @creation500_9
    @creation500_9 2 роки тому +9

    just get this man on the SpongeBob writing team for the love of god

  • @luke4270
    @luke4270 3 роки тому +216

    Fav Patrick quote:
    "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they actually are"

    • @just_a_tepig3611
      @just_a_tepig3611 3 роки тому +18

      Why internet arguments go on forever, everyone thinks this applies to the other person in an infinite cycle

  • @sirmenace8161
    @sirmenace8161 3 роки тому +295

    “Wait spongebob! We’re not cavemen, We have technology”
    Then literally smashes the computer right after saying that

  • @bleedee4003
    @bleedee4003 Рік тому +3

    "Patrick is that you"
    "I can't hear you, it's to dark in here"
    My favorite quote from him

  • @Chazzdawaz2843
    @Chazzdawaz2843 2 роки тому +3

    “Where on a baby hunt and don’t think we don’t know how to WEEEEAAd um out”

  • @Michael18751
    @Michael18751 3 роки тому +146

    "Oh, I know! The attic!"
    _Walks up to nothing_
    "Wait, I don't have an attic."
    _Falls and hits his head_
    "Oh, I know! The attic!"
    _Walks up to nothing and falls again_

    • @rachdiva
      @rachdiva 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @raforsomething
    @raforsomething 3 роки тому +233

    Favourite Patrick quote:
    "You always give a choking victim the slymlic maneuver and if that doesn't work you walk away and act like you never seen them before"

    • @lady_halibugo0250
      @lady_halibugo0250 3 роки тому +31

      "Clam what clam? I've never seen that clam before in my entire life."

  • @NC-dw1ir
    @NC-dw1ir 2 роки тому +4

    It's been awhile but the one where he talks about his health insurance not covering whatever wacky thing spongebob wants him to be a part of and SB is like, you don't have health insurance and he is like 'Exactly'.

  • @etchatails
    @etchatails Місяць тому +1

    “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
    “No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument”

  • @MyShortsAreWet_
    @MyShortsAreWet_ 3 роки тому +1775

    He lost his charm when they started making every character bounce around like monkeys and go insane

    • @_Efann_
      @_Efann_ 3 роки тому +52

      pin this

    • @Starpotion
      @Starpotion 3 роки тому +198

      This drives me up the wall, I don't care how exaggerated it makes the animation it's just irritating

    • @MyShortsAreWet_
      @MyShortsAreWet_ 3 роки тому +9

      @Eddie Gluskin?

    • @Jray181818
      @Jray181818 3 роки тому +60

      Nickelodeon continuing this show past the first movie was it’s first mistake.

    • @trevorbeatz5741
      @trevorbeatz5741 2 роки тому +4

      yes

  • @Blanks8
    @Blanks8 3 роки тому +180

    My favourite Patrick Quote would definitely have to be
    “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” *cuts to a carton of milk spilling”

  • @wolfie_rosie4140
    @wolfie_rosie4140 2 роки тому +3

    SpongeBob: Patrick, your genius is showing.
    Patrick: Where?!

  • @heckoffmate1392
    @heckoffmate1392 Рік тому +2

    I would have been so much happier if Patrick just ASKED THE EMPLOYEES why they get to eat ice cream on break and they'd say it's mandatory. Or maybe even Patrick asks if he can have some, where they'd explain that if he wants to eat ice cream he should get a job, then elaborate that they literally mean you can have the ice cream on the job. Then again, those are examples where he interacts with them, if they wanted to reveal the concept without the employees acknowledging Patrick, your way is much better.

  • @saucymongoose7246
    @saucymongoose7246 3 роки тому +198

    I love when Patrick yells "FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!" One of my best friends back in middle school always said that and wherever she did we'd laugh for some reason. Ah good memories

    • @annusforever3106
      @annusforever3106 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @girly.mimi00
      @girly.mimi00 3 роки тому +1

      That's a good one.

    • @McKaRm3L
      @McKaRm3L 2 роки тому +1

      Yes yesss 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mechobree
      @Mechobree 2 роки тому +3

      Ha! My old friends did that too, it's such a classic quote

  • @SleepySheepy99
    @SleepySheepy99 3 роки тому +286

    "Hey if we're under water how come theres a-"
    [Campfire goes out]
    "Sorry."

    • @comedyreliefguy5112
      @comedyreliefguy5112 3 роки тому +12

      Patrick thought of it before everyone else did.

    • @amyh6192
      @amyh6192 3 роки тому +9

      It proves a litte bit of genius in Patrick.

    • @breonawarren1507
      @breonawarren1507 3 роки тому

      Who kicked the log & it caught fire again?

  • @judahtheechidna5673
    @judahtheechidna5673 2 роки тому +1

    "*Raises hand*"
    Squidward: horse radish is not an instrument either.

  • @fishnewt1331
    @fishnewt1331 3 роки тому +125

    Patrick: “Great you’re a turkey!”
    Spongebob: “What’s that?”
    Patrick: “That’s what you are!”
    Spongebob: “Well, you’re a bigger one.”
    Patrick: “Well, you’re still yellow. And do you know what else is yellow?”
    SpongeBob: “What?”
    Patrick: “You are!”

  • @AnimeGod-yb1pt
    @AnimeGod-yb1pt 3 роки тому +259

    Definitely "It may be stupid, but it's also dumb!"

  • @dannyboi830
    @dannyboi830 4 місяці тому +2

    "Is mayonnaise an instrument?" -Parick Star

  • @Chunkywater-sh4re
    @Chunkywater-sh4re 21 день тому +1

    SpongeBob- “Patrick, you’re a genius!”
    Patrick- “Yeah, I get called that a lot.”
    Sponge- “What? A genius?”
    Patrick- “No, Patrick.”

  • @GlitchyWasHere
    @GlitchyWasHere 3 роки тому +305

    "You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall!"
    "Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet."
    "I don't see where you're going with this... Hey, a dollar!"

    • @mkdemigodzillawarrior
      @mkdemigodzillawarrior 3 роки тому +4

      @@daryrizki5236 Why does Mr. Krabs have a vending machine in there anyway?

    • @breadmoment2582
      @breadmoment2582 3 роки тому +5

      @@mkdemigodzillawarrior the get the money from anybody who puts an dollar in the machine for an snack or something

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 3 роки тому +2

      @@mkdemigodzillawarrior My cousin has one in her house.

    • @mkdemigodzillawarrior
      @mkdemigodzillawarrior 3 роки тому +3

      @@breadmoment2582 Oh. Yeah that makes sense.

  • @pdelta
    @pdelta 2 роки тому +1

    "We're on a baby hunt!"
    *Puts hands on butt*
    "And don't think we don't know how to weeeed em out!"

  • @karterloveskats
    @karterloveskats 19 днів тому +1

    Sandy - can't you be stupid somwhere else
    Patrick - not until 4

  • @jocelynjonesey8925
    @jocelynjonesey8925 3 роки тому +102

    "The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma" -Favorite Patrick quote
    Also "You have it at 'M' for mini when it should be at 'W' for wombo"

  • @BrunoPanem456
    @BrunoPanem456 3 роки тому +892

    “There once was an ugly barnacle , he was so ugly that everyone died”

  • @AKKIO_DEEZNUTZ-
    @AKKIO_DEEZNUTZ- Місяць тому +1

    “Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?” - Patrick

  • @Floppy6969
    @Floppy6969 3 місяці тому +1

    “Is this the krusty krab?”
    “NO THIS IS PATRICK!”

  • @sillywillysallywally2069
    @sillywillysallywally2069 3 роки тому +381

    "Is this the crusty krab?"
    " no, this is Patrick."

  • @kealohiidip2230
    @kealohiidip2230 2 роки тому +2

    “once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. the end”

  • @darkvioletcloud
    @darkvioletcloud 5 місяців тому +1

    "Now firmly grasp it in your hand!" Dunno why that specific bit sticks out to me so much, but the phrase "firmly grasp it" passes through my brain at least a few times a week.
    Also that bit with SpongeBob teaching Patrick to open a jar, while not a Patrick quote, is a frequent bit that gets passed around in my house. My dad, brother, and I were always big SpongeBob fans, but my mom couldn't stand the show, yet she's seen that bit and will quote it to one of us whenever we're trying to do a task and just not doing it the way she wants. She'll repeat "The lid, the lid, the lidlidlidlid-" until we do it right. It's a silly in-joke in our house.

  • @smb3982
    @smb3982 3 роки тому +517

    Squidward: That’s the stupidest thing that I have ever heard!
    Patrick: Well it may be stupid, but it is
    also dumb!

    • @AndriuxDev
      @AndriuxDev 2 роки тому +3

      Any cartoon made for the sake of randomness (and NonsenseHumor) in a nutshell.

    • @LunaMinuna
      @LunaMinuna 2 роки тому +5

      Spongebob: Patrick’s right Squidward

  • @catandogclone7880
    @catandogclone7880 3 роки тому +251

    “Who you calling pinhead.”
    “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
    “Pitu, pitu, OPEN SESAME! Well I’ve done everything I can.”
    “We have technology”
    “Let’s grab bikini bottom, and oush it somewhere else.”
    The man ray conversation.
    “Is this the Kristy krab?, no this is Patrick”
    The jar moment.

  • @ryderkeller185
    @ryderkeller185 6 місяців тому +1

    “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else”
    “Not until 4”

  • @zanzansworld220
    @zanzansworld220 Рік тому +3

    My favorite Patrick line is “Is mayonnaise an intrusment?”

  • @budofsharon1217
    @budofsharon1217 3 роки тому +113

    Squidward: "Patrick...Just how dumb are you?!!?"
    Patrick: "It varies?"

  • @cadaverous6
    @cadaverous6 3 роки тому +343

    Spongebob: “Patrick! Your genius is showing!”
    Patrick: *covers lower half* “Where?!”

  • @brantonmcmahan8713
    @brantonmcmahan8713 2 роки тому +1

    “Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.” Proceeds to walk in wearing a trombone.

  • @disneyvillainsfan1666
    @disneyvillainsfan1666 2 роки тому +409

    I love how so many people in the comments are paying tribute to Patrick by quoting him. They're remembering him for what he used to be, not for what he became in later seasons. It's honestly really wholesome.

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 2 роки тому +34

      And before I forget, my favorite Patrick quote is when he asked if Mayonnaise was an instrument.

    • @MickeyMouse-lm6zj
      @MickeyMouse-lm6zj Рік тому +15

      it's the thing about completely new writers coming in
      they take a trait of a character that is well known and then make it the only thing about them
      patrick was stupid, and it's what people knew him for, but it wasn't the only thing about him, now he's stupid and nothing else

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ Рік тому +2

      @@MickeyMouse-lm6zjThey call that Flanderization.

    • @KathyHarrington
      @KathyHarrington 5 місяців тому +2

      Truer words were never spoken. This is all the more positive as people remember Patrick for who he was, not who he became.

    • @timo1277
      @timo1277 Місяць тому

      Facts

  • @katiepinkyhoppy19
    @katiepinkyhoppy19 3 роки тому +165

    "SpongeBob"
    "Yes Patrick"
    "if we're underwater How can there be-"

  • @Oblivitana
    @Oblivitana Рік тому +1

    “Life is but an enigma, and so is my spin-off show”

  • @alguaii272
    @alguaii272 2 роки тому +1

    “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma “
    *Milk 🥛 carton spills *

  • @Sonic759100
    @Sonic759100 2 роки тому +427

    I'm torn between:
    "It may be stupid, but it's also dumb"
    "Hes just standing there...MENACINGLY" and
    "Spongebob, you and i both know you're just using me as a distraction so you don't have to write your essay"

    • @crimsonxvamp
      @crimsonxvamp 2 роки тому +6

      @TurboGamer unfortunately that was wiped out during new seasons.

    • @pepearown4968
      @pepearown4968 Рік тому +4

      That last line is a bit hypocritical, when there’s a scene earlier in the episode (a deleted scene for a good few years, but still) where he basically asks SpongeBob to come outside with him and Sandy. Why would he suddenly become serious a few hours later when he didn’t care about SpongeBob’s essay beforehand?

    • @livingchaosmatrix
      @livingchaosmatrix Рік тому +4

      @@pepearown4968 Well, the first scene had HIM wanting to play, the second scene has him wanting to sleep.

    • @MickeyMouse-lm6zj
      @MickeyMouse-lm6zj Рік тому +1

      * I

    • @arabiannights7400
      @arabiannights7400 6 місяців тому

      Or it could be that it was part of SpongeBob’s dream in the episode, did Patrick even know that his best friend had an essay to finish to begin with?

  • @Namingway248
    @Namingway248 3 роки тому +77

    "liar liar, plants for hire"
    "its 'pants on fire' patrick..."
    "well you would know, liar."

  • @MoonPoolWaves
    @MoonPoolWaves 2 роки тому +1

    “Nothing biting today” was actually funny for no reason at all 😭😭😭

  • @navchinna
    @navchinna 6 місяців тому +1

    "Don't worry buddy, you'll be doin fine. *pants* I won't let you blow....this....*coughs* WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIIIIIS!"

  • @kaylaisnothere4397
    @kaylaisnothere4397 3 роки тому +144

    "I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you. That's how much I hate you."

    • @st1922
      @st1922 3 роки тому +18

      “I’d hate you even if that made any sense.”

    • @Remix-pr4xd
      @Remix-pr4xd 3 роки тому +8

      I'd hate you if you were me. That's how much I hate you.

    • @Anxmaly666
      @Anxmaly666 3 роки тому +1

      Roger: Hey what I miss?!?!

    • @tylerwaugaman3662
      @tylerwaugaman3662 3 роки тому +1

      "...I'd hate you even if that made sense"

  • @josealcazar2922
    @josealcazar2922 3 роки тому +236

    "he's just standing there menacingly"
    "FIRMLY GRASP IT"

  • @Madhayter
    @Madhayter 2 роки тому +1

    "Maybe it's the way you're dressed?"
    For more than one reason

  • @sharkbait1446
    @sharkbait1446 3 роки тому +451

    “The inner mechanisms of me mind are truly an enigma”
    *thinking about milk spilling*

  • @lfg-lightningfastgamingplu8403
    @lfg-lightningfastgamingplu8403 2 роки тому +1

    “Well it may be stupid, but its also dumb!”
    “He’s just standing there… menacingly!”
    “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”

  • @rediocre4350
    @rediocre4350 Рік тому +1

    "The inner machinations of my mind are an Enigma"
    *Thought cloud of a carton of milk spilling*

  • @salvadorcardenas9317
    @salvadorcardenas9317 3 роки тому +277

    Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
    Patrick: "Not until 4"
    "I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!"
    And of course the entire Man-ray Wallet joke

  • @marky3018
    @marky3018 Рік тому +2

    here in germany for most of my friends patrick died after the 7th season, since the voice actor got changed. the new voice actor really added onto patrick just being rude and not having a brain

  • @mangome14
    @mangome14 2 роки тому +2

    "Is mayonnaise an instrument ?"