@@GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub Its funny to see all my fellow Texans just remembering the Texas joke and all agreeing that Texas is a state with two brain cells that just don't work well together.
#1 “No, this is Patrick!” #2 “My mind is an enigma.” #3 “Is Mayonnaise an instrument?” #4 “Dumb people don’t know how dumb they truly are.” The thing I notice is that all of these quotes are from the earlier seasons several years ago. It seems he hasn’t said something memorable in ages.
I love the episode where Patrick tells SpongeBob the story of "The Ugly Barnacle" "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." It cracks me up every time 😂😂
Flying Dutchman: "You have 3 wishes" Patrick: "Gee, I wish I knew that earlier!" [clock goes back four minutes] Flying Dutchman: "You have 2 wishes.." Spongebob: >:l
Spongebob: “Patrick, you’re a genius” Patrick: “Yeah i get called that a lot” Spongebob: “What? A genius?” Patrick: “No, Patrick” that’s top-tier comedy right there
I guess it'd have to be from the first SpongeBob movie. Where Patrick walks into the middle of the tug thug and after getting everyone's attention goes "I have to use the bathroom." Then when SpongeBob comes into the bathroom he's just like "I had to use the bathroom."
The Situation if it Kept their Characters. Spongebob:" Wow How Many mattetress are those?" Patrick:"alright it's like Jellies in a bottle, Um... uhhhhh. Wanna Find Out?!?" SpongeBob"Oh YEAHAHHH!" Patrick"Oh YEAHEHH" Spongebob" How do we Start?" patrick: "Simple: I take My shovel" Spongebob:" Ahuh" patrick:" Then Stick it under the Lowerbed" Spongbob:"Ahuh" Patrick:"Then l Use the Guckler 5000, My Rock made it for me, his a Dear" Spongebob" What are we Waiting For suck those Large Pillows in!" Patrick:*Struggles to turn it on* "Darn, mostave left some nail in it" Eh the Bounce works" *Jumps on shovel, Slignshots into the cealing* Spongebob:"Ah! are Okay Patrick?!?" patrick: Immissmyducik Spongebob:I'mmmm Coming! *Pulls out ladder*
@@lesliemorganking3283...it dose not look diferent from a ordinary dollar why hang it, you can stick any dollar bill on wall, I should just reach into my wallet pull out a dollar and put it on the wall"
“You may be an open book, SpongeBob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.” * thinks of a carton of milk falling over *
when I think of unfunny modern Patrick I remember the episode where he ate Squidwards vip ticket thing to a concert and was eating other objects just for the sake to ruin Squidward's day. also a Patrick quote I quickly think of: "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
My Parents used to say that cartoons would make me stupid, until they found out about THE LAST AIR BENDER. They realized that these animated fictional characters had the capacity to teach moral lessons that carry into my later years. Even though I still enjoy watching these shows to a degree, they asked me why I don't like as many cartoons anymore. I told them "It'd probably make me stupid."
"Oh, I know! The attic!" _Walks up to nothing_ "Wait, I don't have an attic." _Falls and hits his head_ "Oh, I know! The attic!" _Walks up to nothing and falls again_
Favourite Patrick quote: "You always give a choking victim the slymlic maneuver and if that doesn't work you walk away and act like you never seen them before"
It's been awhile but the one where he talks about his health insurance not covering whatever wacky thing spongebob wants him to be a part of and SB is like, you don't have health insurance and he is like 'Exactly'.
I would have been so much happier if Patrick just ASKED THE EMPLOYEES why they get to eat ice cream on break and they'd say it's mandatory. Or maybe even Patrick asks if he can have some, where they'd explain that if he wants to eat ice cream he should get a job, then elaborate that they literally mean you can have the ice cream on the job. Then again, those are examples where he interacts with them, if they wanted to reveal the concept without the employees acknowledging Patrick, your way is much better.
I love when Patrick yells "FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!" One of my best friends back in middle school always said that and wherever she did we'd laugh for some reason. Ah good memories
Patrick: “Great you’re a turkey!” Spongebob: “What’s that?” Patrick: “That’s what you are!” Spongebob: “Well, you’re a bigger one.” Patrick: “Well, you’re still yellow. And do you know what else is yellow?” SpongeBob: “What?” Patrick: “You are!”
"You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall!" "Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet." "I don't see where you're going with this... Hey, a dollar!"
"Now firmly grasp it in your hand!" Dunno why that specific bit sticks out to me so much, but the phrase "firmly grasp it" passes through my brain at least a few times a week. Also that bit with SpongeBob teaching Patrick to open a jar, while not a Patrick quote, is a frequent bit that gets passed around in my house. My dad, brother, and I were always big SpongeBob fans, but my mom couldn't stand the show, yet she's seen that bit and will quote it to one of us whenever we're trying to do a task and just not doing it the way she wants. She'll repeat "The lid, the lid, the lidlidlidlid-" until we do it right. It's a silly in-joke in our house.
“Who you calling pinhead.” “Is mayonnaise an instrument?” “Pitu, pitu, OPEN SESAME! Well I’ve done everything I can.” “We have technology” “Let’s grab bikini bottom, and oush it somewhere else.” The man ray conversation. “Is this the Kristy krab?, no this is Patrick” The jar moment.
I love how so many people in the comments are paying tribute to Patrick by quoting him. They're remembering him for what he used to be, not for what he became in later seasons. It's honestly really wholesome.
it's the thing about completely new writers coming in they take a trait of a character that is well known and then make it the only thing about them patrick was stupid, and it's what people knew him for, but it wasn't the only thing about him, now he's stupid and nothing else
I'm torn between: "It may be stupid, but it's also dumb" "Hes just standing there...MENACINGLY" and "Spongebob, you and i both know you're just using me as a distraction so you don't have to write your essay"
That last line is a bit hypocritical, when there’s a scene earlier in the episode (a deleted scene for a good few years, but still) where he basically asks SpongeBob to come outside with him and Sandy. Why would he suddenly become serious a few hours later when he didn’t care about SpongeBob’s essay beforehand?
Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?" Patrick: "Not until 4" "I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!" And of course the entire Man-ray Wallet joke
here in germany for most of my friends patrick died after the 7th season, since the voice actor got changed. the new voice actor really added onto patrick just being rude and not having a brain
Favorite quote from Patrick?
The one where he thought mayo was an instrument
"THIS IS PATRICK"
Is mayonnaise an instrument
@@bitter_tearz I was about to say that one
The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.
Sandy- “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else.”
Patrick-“ not until four”
Sandy: OW! That's gotta hurt.
Patrick: Do it again! I wasn't looking!
Ok yeah that might be the best one
@@rdbrik92 no it was sandy
Those were the days.
He did say dat😂😂😂😂
"Hey, Patrick, what am I?"
"Stupid?"
"No, I'm Texas"
"What's the difference?"
as someone who lives in texas, i can confirm he’s right
same
As a genuine Texan...
He ain't wrong, and I'm not offended
@@GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub Its funny to see all my fellow Texans just remembering the Texas joke and all agreeing that Texas is a state with two brain cells that just don't work well together.
@@pangolinh same
Random Fish - "Hello?"
Patrick - "I love you."
*door slams*
Patrick holding Spongebob in front a movie crowd:
"LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!!!!"
I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IIIIT!!!!!
hi.
“Whoever’s the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on!”
Followed by trombone noises
Yes!
I loved that part
"I am the flying Dutchman, abooga Booga
Booga"
#1 “No, this is Patrick!”
#2 “My mind is an enigma.”
#3 “Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”
#4 “Dumb people don’t know how dumb they truly are.”
The thing I notice is that all of these quotes are from the earlier seasons several years ago. It seems he hasn’t said something memorable in ages.
“Hey Patrick are you angry too?”
“Yeah.”
“What’s the matter?”
“I can’t see my forehead”
10/10
222 likes
nice
10/10
Ich kann meine Stirn nicht sehen.
@@borntoclimb7116 Sus
I love the episode where Patrick tells SpongeBob the story of "The Ugly Barnacle" "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." It cracks me up every time 😂😂
"PATRICK CALM DOWM"
"I'M GOING TO WHEN I *DIE* "
The box episode
“No one wants a friend as ugly as I am!”
“Sure they do! It makes them feel better about the way they look!!”
A very underrated Patrick quote 😂
True lol 😂
yea
He was savage af 😂
JAJAJAJ THATS FUCKIN UNHINGED
spongebob: "are you ready to go crazy
patrick:"im already hearing the voices
"When in doubt, pinky out."
-Patrick Star 1999 Colorized
Flying Dutchman: "You have 3 wishes"
Patrick: "Gee, I wish I knew that earlier!"
[clock goes back four minutes]
Flying Dutchman: "You have 2 wishes.."
Spongebob: >:l
😂
Didnt expect to see you here
@@joshfilms4088 I am inevitable. For real though, people keep finding me all over UA-cam now, lol
*Patrick coughing and wheezing* “WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!”
I concur
WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!!!!!
It's patrcik
yes
“There’s no water in here!” -Patrick
Spongebob: "You ok patrick?"
Patrick: *Finland!!*
"Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?"
(Laughter)
"I mean it."
"He's just standing there.... MENACINGLY!"
*GET OUT OF THERE SPONGEBOB*
@@awesometron7866 u took mah quote
I was just about to Wright that
Jojo x spongebob crossover confirmed?
Lol best quote
Spongebob: “Patrick, you’re a genius”
Patrick: “Yeah i get called that a lot”
Spongebob: “What? A genius?”
Patrick: “No, Patrick”
that’s top-tier comedy right there
that got me thinking is patrick his real name or he forgot his real name
Is this the krusty krab ?
NO THIS IS PATRICK
@@Raymanlegacy i remember that 1 😅😅
That's Mr Dr professor Patrick to you
What episode was that from again?
“Once there was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was SO ugly, everyone died. The end.”
I guess it'd have to be from the first SpongeBob movie. Where Patrick walks into the middle of the tug thug and after getting everyone's attention goes "I have to use the bathroom." Then when SpongeBob comes into the bathroom he's just like "I had to use the bathroom."
"Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died, THE END :)" -Patrick
u mean 😀
@@cadenmiller7732 literally carries the same energy
"...That didn't help at all..."
That didn't help at all.
*hell* yeah
“you took my only food”
*camera begins to pan to patrick’s fat belly*
“now i’m gonna starve!”
😂😂😂 lol
Patrick is the definition of first world problems.
OMG yes!!!
One of the best Patrick moments 💀 He's had so many though 😭
best comment
My all-time favorite is “Once there was an ugly barnacle...” Y'all know the rest 😂!
And he was so ugly that he died
I miss fancy Patrick from season 1 the most, he was so inquisitive
“That’s not disturbing, THIS is disturbing.”
*manipulates his back folds to make a face*
“Hi SpongeBob, my name is Pat-back.”
Baki be like
I could hear this
Patrick-"I wish I lived there"
Spongebob-"Really?"
Patrick-"Nooo."
OMG YESS
this quote is amazing
😎
@@lixd3054 "I AM DA ONE UNDA DA SUN!!!" 🤣
"AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHOUGH!!"
*silence*
*pokes his head through the door* "Who ever's the owner of the White Sedan, you left your lights on"
*walks in revealing his body stuffed into a trumpet*
Womp womp womp
Wom
Woooooooooomp
*looks down*
I watched Gravity Falls for the first time after years of it being recommended to me, and Soos is basically what Patrick should be in my opinion
Soos is what Patrick USED to be.
*spongebob and Patrick walk into a literal mattress factory* spongebob: “how many mattresses do you think there are?” Patrick: “ten” spongebob: “wow”
The Situation if it Kept their Characters.
Spongebob:" Wow How Many mattetress are those?"
Patrick:"alright it's like Jellies in a bottle, Um... uhhhhh. Wanna Find Out?!?"
SpongeBob"Oh YEAHAHHH!"
Patrick"Oh YEAHEHH"
Spongebob" How do we Start?"
patrick: "Simple: I take My shovel"
Spongebob:" Ahuh"
patrick:" Then Stick it under the Lowerbed"
Spongbob:"Ahuh"
Patrick:"Then l Use the Guckler 5000, My Rock made it for me, his a Dear"
Spongebob" What are we Waiting For suck those Large Pillows in!"
Patrick:*Struggles to turn it on*
"Darn, mostave left some nail in it"
Eh the Bounce works"
*Jumps on shovel, Slignshots into the cealing*
Spongebob:"Ah! are Okay Patrick?!?"
patrick: Immissmyducik
Spongebob:I'mmmm Coming!
*Pulls out ladder*
@@alexcat6685 what the fuck did you just say
@@alexcat6685 cringe....
@@rollomorgan2435 and you could do better?
@@trollpng8828 I'm fairly certain most people could
"Wait Spongebob! We're not cavemen. We have technology!"
*Proceeds to smash computer*
😂😂😂😂
......it didn't work
@@The1Tyman this is all Mr. Krabs fault. If he hadn’t hung that stupid Dollor in the first place.
Memories 😁
@@lesliemorganking3283...it dose not look diferent from a ordinary dollar why hang it, you can stick any dollar bill on wall, I should just reach into my wallet pull out a dollar and put it on the wall"
"He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!"
"We should take Bikini Bottom - and push it somewhere else!"
I missed it when Patrick just took things too literally, and not just be plain stupid.
Yeah
He was always stupid, the writing was just 100 times better.
Kinda reminds me of Cosmo from FOP. He was dumb funny in the beginning but then became an absolute idiot
Stephen Hillenburg wasn't there when post-movie SpongeBob was being written, so that played a part.
Sometimes im also like og patrick for no reason
Patrick once said: “FINLAND”
Ah DoodleBob, sad we never got anything like that again. Also bowling pin Patrick is classic
Exactly, love that quote
OH YEAH
“Patrick are you ok?”
“FINLAND!”
Lol
YO, I remember that episode!
SB: “SpongeBob, your genius is showing!”
“WHERE?”
LOL
“FIRMLY GRASP IT” And “tut tut OPEN SESAME… well I’ve done all I can do” makes me snicker
Patrick slowly evolved into that one side character who is fat and has eating as the only personality trait
Oh
That's sad
*devolved
TWO HUNDREDTH LIKE!!!! YEAH
so, you just are saying patrick is just the more popular version of me now?
“You may be an open book, SpongeBob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
* thinks of a carton of milk falling over *
nowadays Patrick would spend 15 seconds struggling to pronounce "Machinations". RIP
@@raze2012_ it took me just 15 seconds to correctly pronounce machinations
@@raze2012_ yeah nowdays Patrick Just pure brain death and unfunny
Crap episode. Patrick keeping a secret from SB only shows how little he cared about him.
"is this the Krusty Krab?"
"NO THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a Krusty Krab"
This is a super underrated quote from my favorite episode Life of Crime:
"You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!"
when I think of unfunny modern Patrick I remember the episode where he ate Squidwards vip ticket thing to a concert and was eating other objects just for the sake to ruin Squidward's day.
also a Patrick quote I quickly think of:
"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"
hmm its u
when the wii bros are su-
Damn, I really was squeamish during that scene
I hated that episode
Didn’t he also eat his and Spongebob’s VIP passes?
Spongbob: “Patrick is that you?”
Patrick: “I can’t hear you its to dark in here!”
its so dumb that its funny
Wow, and that ones actually past 6 too.
Reminds me of Muriel telling Courage "You know I can't hear you without my glasses" xd
Squidward: Why do you want to check in to a hotel?
Patrick: Sometimes I just need to get away from it all
Spongebob: "Patrick, your genius is showing!"
Patrick: "WHERE?!?"
Patrick: "One day there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everybody died. The end"
@@tech-on_cappuccino4797 😂😂😂
My Parents used to say that cartoons would make me stupid, until they found out about THE LAST AIR BENDER. They realized that these animated fictional characters had the capacity to teach moral lessons that carry into my later years. Even though I still enjoy watching these shows to a degree, they asked me why I don't like as many cartoons anymore. I told them "It'd probably make me stupid."
Nice
my dad thought the last airbender was witchcraft because it was "magic." still watched it behind his back
@@randomango2789 lots of verified comments arent getting that many likes and replies as they didhave you noticed
Sounds like your loss...
@@khalidhassan9423 I actually haven’t noticed this
“If my friend SpongeBob doesn’t get his free lunch, *inhales angerly* (in real face) THINGS ARE GONNA GET CRAZY!”
just get this man on the SpongeBob writing team for the love of god
Fav Patrick quote:
"Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they actually are"
Why internet arguments go on forever, everyone thinks this applies to the other person in an infinite cycle
“Wait spongebob! We’re not cavemen, We have technology”
Then literally smashes the computer right after saying that
Take my like, that's funni
*SpongeBob: It didn't work.*
Yes
That was my favorite patrick moment 😂😂😂
"Patrick is that you"
"I can't hear you, it's to dark in here"
My favorite quote from him
“Where on a baby hunt and don’t think we don’t know how to WEEEEAAd um out”
"Oh, I know! The attic!"
_Walks up to nothing_
"Wait, I don't have an attic."
_Falls and hits his head_
"Oh, I know! The attic!"
_Walks up to nothing and falls again_
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Favourite Patrick quote:
"You always give a choking victim the slymlic maneuver and if that doesn't work you walk away and act like you never seen them before"
"Clam what clam? I've never seen that clam before in my entire life."
It's been awhile but the one where he talks about his health insurance not covering whatever wacky thing spongebob wants him to be a part of and SB is like, you don't have health insurance and he is like 'Exactly'.
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“No Patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument”
He lost his charm when they started making every character bounce around like monkeys and go insane
pin this
This drives me up the wall, I don't care how exaggerated it makes the animation it's just irritating
@Eddie Gluskin?
Nickelodeon continuing this show past the first movie was it’s first mistake.
yes
My favourite Patrick Quote would definitely have to be
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” *cuts to a carton of milk spilling”
F****** iconic
Saaame
Omg I quote that one way too often, lol!
SpongeBob: Patrick, your genius is showing.
Patrick: Where?!
I would have been so much happier if Patrick just ASKED THE EMPLOYEES why they get to eat ice cream on break and they'd say it's mandatory. Or maybe even Patrick asks if he can have some, where they'd explain that if he wants to eat ice cream he should get a job, then elaborate that they literally mean you can have the ice cream on the job. Then again, those are examples where he interacts with them, if they wanted to reveal the concept without the employees acknowledging Patrick, your way is much better.
I love when Patrick yells "FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!" One of my best friends back in middle school always said that and wherever she did we'd laugh for some reason. Ah good memories
Yes
That's a good one.
Yes yesss 🤣🤣🤣
Ha! My old friends did that too, it's such a classic quote
"Hey if we're under water how come theres a-"
[Campfire goes out]
"Sorry."
Patrick thought of it before everyone else did.
It proves a litte bit of genius in Patrick.
Who kicked the log & it caught fire again?
"*Raises hand*"
Squidward: horse radish is not an instrument either.
Patrick: “Great you’re a turkey!”
Spongebob: “What’s that?”
Patrick: “That’s what you are!”
Spongebob: “Well, you’re a bigger one.”
Patrick: “Well, you’re still yellow. And do you know what else is yellow?”
SpongeBob: “What?”
Patrick: “You are!”
Definitely "It may be stupid, but it's also dumb!"
I remember this but what episode was this
@@raspyleafj3778 the camping episode
YES
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" -Parick Star
SpongeBob- “Patrick, you’re a genius!”
Patrick- “Yeah, I get called that a lot.”
Sponge- “What? A genius?”
Patrick- “No, Patrick.”
"You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall!"
"Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet."
"I don't see where you're going with this... Hey, a dollar!"
@@daryrizki5236 Why does Mr. Krabs have a vending machine in there anyway?
@@mkdemigodzillawarrior the get the money from anybody who puts an dollar in the machine for an snack or something
@@mkdemigodzillawarrior My cousin has one in her house.
@@breadmoment2582 Oh. Yeah that makes sense.
"We're on a baby hunt!"
*Puts hands on butt*
"And don't think we don't know how to weeeed em out!"
Sandy - can't you be stupid somwhere else
Patrick - not until 4
"The inner mechanisms of my mind are an enigma" -Favorite Patrick quote
Also "You have it at 'M' for mini when it should be at 'W' for wombo"
I wumbo
You wumbo
He She Me.. wumbo
“There once was an ugly barnacle , he was so ugly that everyone died”
"The end."
the end😊
*Im ugly and im proud.*
"That didn't help at all!"
“Maybe it’s the way your dressed”
“Is Mayonnaise an Instrument?” - Patrick
“Is this the krusty krab?”
“NO THIS IS PATRICK!”
"Is this the crusty krab?"
" no, this is Patrick."
"crusty"
“Krusty”
krusty*
Is this the krusty crab?
@@rollysanimalstorys5785 no, this is patrick
“once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died. the end”
"Now firmly grasp it in your hand!" Dunno why that specific bit sticks out to me so much, but the phrase "firmly grasp it" passes through my brain at least a few times a week.
Also that bit with SpongeBob teaching Patrick to open a jar, while not a Patrick quote, is a frequent bit that gets passed around in my house. My dad, brother, and I were always big SpongeBob fans, but my mom couldn't stand the show, yet she's seen that bit and will quote it to one of us whenever we're trying to do a task and just not doing it the way she wants. She'll repeat "The lid, the lid, the lidlidlidlid-" until we do it right. It's a silly in-joke in our house.
Squidward: That’s the stupidest thing that I have ever heard!
Patrick: Well it may be stupid, but it is
also dumb!
Any cartoon made for the sake of randomness (and NonsenseHumor) in a nutshell.
Spongebob: Patrick’s right Squidward
“Who you calling pinhead.”
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
“Pitu, pitu, OPEN SESAME! Well I’ve done everything I can.”
“We have technology”
“Let’s grab bikini bottom, and oush it somewhere else.”
The man ray conversation.
“Is this the Kristy krab?, no this is Patrick”
The jar moment.
T H I N G S A R E G O N N A G E T C R A Z Y
Yes
Same I love these
“My names not RICKKKK!”
You really just took all my options
“Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else”
“Not until 4”
My favorite Patrick line is “Is mayonnaise an intrusment?”
Squidward: "Patrick...Just how dumb are you?!!?"
Patrick: "It varies?"
This is gold
Spongebob: “Patrick! Your genius is showing!”
Patrick: *covers lower half* “Where?!”
“Don’t genius live in lamps”
-I’m with stupid-
LOL
LMAO
“Whoever is the owner of the white sedan, you left your lights on.” Proceeds to walk in wearing a trombone.
I love how so many people in the comments are paying tribute to Patrick by quoting him. They're remembering him for what he used to be, not for what he became in later seasons. It's honestly really wholesome.
And before I forget, my favorite Patrick quote is when he asked if Mayonnaise was an instrument.
it's the thing about completely new writers coming in
they take a trait of a character that is well known and then make it the only thing about them
patrick was stupid, and it's what people knew him for, but it wasn't the only thing about him, now he's stupid and nothing else
@@MickeyMouse-lm6zjThey call that Flanderization.
Truer words were never spoken. This is all the more positive as people remember Patrick for who he was, not who he became.
Facts
"SpongeBob"
"Yes Patrick"
"if we're underwater How can there be-"
F.B.I OPEN UP
*flame goes away*
“Life is but an enigma, and so is my spin-off show”
“The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma “
*Milk 🥛 carton spills *
I'm torn between:
"It may be stupid, but it's also dumb"
"Hes just standing there...MENACINGLY" and
"Spongebob, you and i both know you're just using me as a distraction so you don't have to write your essay"
@TurboGamer unfortunately that was wiped out during new seasons.
That last line is a bit hypocritical, when there’s a scene earlier in the episode (a deleted scene for a good few years, but still) where he basically asks SpongeBob to come outside with him and Sandy. Why would he suddenly become serious a few hours later when he didn’t care about SpongeBob’s essay beforehand?
@@pepearown4968 Well, the first scene had HIM wanting to play, the second scene has him wanting to sleep.
* I
Or it could be that it was part of SpongeBob’s dream in the episode, did Patrick even know that his best friend had an essay to finish to begin with?
"liar liar, plants for hire"
"its 'pants on fire' patrick..."
"well you would know, liar."
“Nothing biting today” was actually funny for no reason at all 😭😭😭
"Don't worry buddy, you'll be doin fine. *pants* I won't let you blow....this....*coughs* WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIIIIIS!"
"I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you. That's how much I hate you."
“I’d hate you even if that made any sense.”
I'd hate you if you were me. That's how much I hate you.
Roger: Hey what I miss?!?!
"...I'd hate you even if that made sense"
"he's just standing there menacingly"
"FIRMLY GRASP IT"
Hah ha funny number I like to mak it
@@thefirebeanie5481 when was this??
@@sssilver_wing i liked theni mad it 69
"Maybe it's the way you're dressed?"
For more than one reason
“The inner mechanisms of me mind are truly an enigma”
*thinking about milk spilling*
Agree
Same
My mind when I’m doing a test:
My* mind
*E N I G M A M I L K*
“Well it may be stupid, but its also dumb!”
“He’s just standing there… menacingly!”
“Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
"The inner machinations of my mind are an Enigma"
*Thought cloud of a carton of milk spilling*
Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
Patrick: "Not until 4"
"I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!"
And of course the entire Man-ray Wallet joke
Thats fine... but where's the leak, ma'am?
@@michelecastellotti9172 FINLAND!!
What's inside...
My wallets
"That makes sense to Me."
here in germany for most of my friends patrick died after the 7th season, since the voice actor got changed. the new voice actor really added onto patrick just being rude and not having a brain
"Is mayonnaise an instrument ?"