Is Patrick Even FUNNY Anymore?

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  • @TheAlphaJayShow
    @TheAlphaJayShow  3 роки тому +1930

    Favorite quote from Patrick?

  • @griffinlynn8978
    @griffinlynn8978 3 роки тому +6986

    Sandy- “Don’t you have to be stupid somewhere else.”
    Patrick-“ not until four”

    • @thedawgduane3294
      @thedawgduane3294 3 роки тому +513

      Sandy: OW! That's gotta hurt.
      Patrick: Do it again! I wasn't looking!

    • @mmrw
      @mmrw 3 роки тому +20

      Ok yeah that might be the best one

    • @Imxel21
      @Imxel21 3 роки тому +8

      @@rdbrik92 no it was sandy

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 3 роки тому +17

      Those were the days.

    • @undergroundsound6020
      @undergroundsound6020 3 роки тому +8

      He did say dat😂😂😂😂

  • @anonymousinkproductions8624
    @anonymousinkproductions8624 3 роки тому +2727

    “Whoever’s the owner of the white Sedan, you left your lights on!”

    • @theamazingcj2748
      @theamazingcj2748 3 роки тому +124

      Followed by trombone noises

    • @atomicadamgaming1350
      @atomicadamgaming1350 3 роки тому +7

      Yes!

    • @hooked_illusionyt3382
      @hooked_illusionyt3382 3 роки тому +9

      I loved that part

    • @cypher838
      @cypher838 3 роки тому +17

      "I am the flying Dutchman, abooga Booga
      Booga"

    • @HelloHamburger
      @HelloHamburger 3 роки тому +27

      #1 “No, this is Patrick!”
      #2 “My mind is an enigma.”
      #3 “Is Mayonnaise an instrument?”
      #4 “Dumb people don’t know how dumb they truly are.”
      The thing I notice is that all of these quotes are from the earlier seasons several years ago. It seems he hasn’t said something memorable in ages.

  • @xmay32
    @xmay32 3 роки тому +1611

    “Hey Patrick are you angry too?”
    “Yeah.”
    “What’s the matter?”
    “I can’t see my forehead”

  • @tainamichelle2683
    @tainamichelle2683 2 роки тому +186

    Random Fish - "Hello?"
    Patrick - "I love you."
    *door slams*

  • @user-ef1tq7gx7v
    @user-ef1tq7gx7v 3 роки тому +744

    "Hey, Patrick, what am I?"
    "Stupid?"
    "No, I'm Texas"
    "What's the difference?"

    • @pangolinh
      @pangolinh 3 роки тому +30

      as someone who lives in texas, i can confirm he’s right

    • @awr.0
      @awr.0 3 роки тому +2

      same

    • @GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub
      @GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub 3 роки тому +19

      As a genuine Texan...
      He ain't wrong, and I'm not offended

    • @user-ef1tq7gx7v
      @user-ef1tq7gx7v 3 роки тому +11

      @@GhostheadsRandomCornerofYoutub Its funny to see all my fellow Texans just remembering the Texas joke and all agreeing that Texas is a state with two brain cells that just don't work well together.

    • @Darthbuddy
      @Darthbuddy 3 роки тому +4

      @@pangolinh same

  • @RJ-8-
    @RJ-8- 3 роки тому +1012

    *Patrick coughing and wheezing* “WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS?!”

  • @experimentdark4692
    @experimentdark4692 3 роки тому +2511

    "He's just standing there.... MENACINGLY!"

    • @awesometron7866
      @awesometron7866 3 роки тому +92

      *GET OUT OF THERE SPONGEBOB*

    • @Cyburim
      @Cyburim 3 роки тому +7

      @@awesometron7866 u took mah quote

    • @So_corny
      @So_corny 3 роки тому +7

      I was just about to Wright that

    • @makinoathesleepy8225
      @makinoathesleepy8225 3 роки тому +9

      Jojo x spongebob crossover confirmed?

    • @tunixx740
      @tunixx740 3 роки тому +2

      Lol best quote

  • @notniran9339
    @notniran9339 Рік тому +74

    "PATRICK CALM DOWM"
    "I'M GOING TO WHEN I *DIE* "
    The box episode

  • @Aliensuperstar2004
    @Aliensuperstar2004 3 роки тому +687

    “Hey Patrick are you angry too?”
    “Yeah”
    “What’s the matter”
    “I can’t see my forehead”

    • @mettatonex7221
      @mettatonex7221 3 роки тому +48

      This is weird, because Patrick is one of the characters uniquely suited to see his own forehead.

    • @gentletal5101
      @gentletal5101 3 роки тому +5

      Yes!

    • @lightninjohn5651
      @lightninjohn5651 3 роки тому +9

      That’s such an underrated one

  • @qpol
    @qpol 3 роки тому +1049

    “you took my only food”
    *camera begins to pan to patrick’s fat belly*
    “now i’m gonna starve!”

  • @Jibbeee
    @Jibbeee 3 роки тому +1672

    “No one wants a friend as ugly as I am!”
    “Sure they do! It makes them feel better about the way they look!!”
    A very underrated Patrick quote 😂

  • @TheEmbessyNetwork
    @TheEmbessyNetwork 2 роки тому +105

    Patrick holding Spongebob in front a movie crowd:
    "LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT!!!!"

  • @LKComputes
    @LKComputes 3 роки тому +740

    “That’s not disturbing, THIS is disturbing.”
    *manipulates his back folds to make a face*
    “Hi SpongeBob, my name is Pat-back.”

  • @Schneidyyy
    @Schneidyyy 3 роки тому +998

    "Once there was an ugly barnacle, he was so ugly that everyone died, THE END :)" -Patrick

  • @midnightartist43
    @midnightartist43 3 роки тому +679

    “You may be an open book, SpongeBob, but I'm a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.”
    * thinks of a carton of milk falling over *

    • @raze2012_
      @raze2012_ 3 роки тому +61

      nowadays Patrick would spend 15 seconds struggling to pronounce "Machinations". RIP

    • @kyletheorangeguy7090
      @kyletheorangeguy7090 3 роки тому +16

      @@raze2012_ it took me just 15 seconds to correctly pronounce machinations

    • @rodrigomontalvo910
      @rodrigomontalvo910 7 місяців тому

      Crap episode. Patrick keeping a secret from SB only shows how little he cared about him.

  • @ALEMATIONS05
    @ALEMATIONS05 2 роки тому +46

    Spongebob: "You ok patrick?"
    Patrick: *Finland!!*

  • @Waywer319
    @Waywer319 3 роки тому +1658

    Spongebob: “Patrick, you’re a genius”
    Patrick: “Yeah i get called that a lot”
    Spongebob: “What? A genius?”
    Patrick: “No, Patrick”
    that’s top-tier comedy right there

    • @TheKing-bq4ez
      @TheKing-bq4ez 3 роки тому +58

      that got me thinking is patrick his real name or he forgot his real name

    • @Raymanlegacy
      @Raymanlegacy 2 роки тому +53

      Is this the krusty krab ?
      NO THIS IS PATRICK

    • @alex1660
      @alex1660 2 роки тому +6

      @@Raymanlegacy i remember that 1 😅😅

    • @sierrasymone7590
      @sierrasymone7590 2 роки тому +12

      That's Mr Dr professor Patrick to you

    • @norifromreallife-di7hi
      @norifromreallife-di7hi 11 місяців тому

      Not rlly tbh, but I get it’s ur opinion

  • @NeroMai
    @NeroMai 3 роки тому +348

    Flying Dutchman: "You have 3 wishes"
    Patrick: "Gee, I wish I knew that earlier!"
    [clock goes back four minutes]
    Flying Dutchman: "You have 2 wishes.."
    Spongebob: >:l

    • @Masterslam999
      @Masterslam999 3 роки тому +4

    • @cerebrumexcrement
      @cerebrumexcrement 3 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @joshfilms4088
      @joshfilms4088 3 роки тому +1

      Didnt expect to see you here

    • @NeroMai
      @NeroMai 3 роки тому +2

      @@joshfilms4088 I am inevitable. For real though, people keep finding me all over UA-cam now, lol

  • @graytonbrooks8390
    @graytonbrooks8390 3 роки тому +475

    *spongebob and Patrick walk into a literal mattress factory* spongebob: “how many mattresses do you think there are?” Patrick: “ten” spongebob: “wow”

    • @alexcat6685
      @alexcat6685 2 роки тому +2

      The Situation if it Kept their Characters.
      Spongebob:" Wow How Many mattetress are those?"
      Patrick:"alright it's like Jellies in a bottle, Um... uhhhhh. Wanna Find Out?!?"
      SpongeBob"Oh YEAHAHHH!"
      Patrick"Oh YEAHEHH"
      Spongebob" How do we Start?"
      patrick: "Simple: I take My shovel"
      Spongebob:" Ahuh"
      patrick:" Then Stick it under the Lowerbed"
      Spongbob:"Ahuh"
      Patrick:"Then l Use the Guckler 5000, My Rock made it for me, his a Dear"
      Spongebob" What are we Waiting For suck those Large Pillows in!"
      Patrick:*Struggles to turn it on*
      "Darn, mostave left some nail in it"
      Eh the Bounce works"
      *Jumps on shovel, Slignshots into the cealing*
      Spongebob:"Ah! are Okay Patrick?!?"
      patrick: Immissmyducik
      Spongebob:I'mmmm Coming!
      *Pulls out ladder*

    • @vestiged.
      @vestiged. 2 роки тому

      @@alexcat6685 what the fuck did you just say

    • @rollomorgan2435
      @rollomorgan2435 2 роки тому +12

      @@alexcat6685 cringe....

    • @trollpng8828
      @trollpng8828 2 роки тому

      @@rollomorgan2435 and you could do better?

    • @switchblade6
      @switchblade6 2 роки тому +8

      @@trollpng8828 I'm fairly certain most people could

  • @owljpeg
    @owljpeg 9 місяців тому +46

    "When in doubt, pinky out."
    -Patrick Star 1999 Colorized

  • @alvarogarcia3189
    @alvarogarcia3189 3 роки тому +502

    Patrick once said: “FINLAND”

  • @KayDoodles78
    @KayDoodles78 3 роки тому +459

    I missed it when Patrick just took things too literally, and not just be plain stupid.

    • @mr.awesome8864
      @mr.awesome8864 3 роки тому +9

      Yeah

    • @bradysmith4245
      @bradysmith4245 3 роки тому +62

      He was always stupid, the writing was just 100 times better.

    • @breonawarren1507
      @breonawarren1507 3 роки тому +1

      Kinda reminds me of Cosmo from FOP. He was dumb funny in the beginning but then became an absolute idiot

    • @nevaehhamilton3493
      @nevaehhamilton3493 2 роки тому +5

      Stephen Hillenburg wasn't there when post-movie SpongeBob was being written, so that played a part.

    • @CroissantTudor
      @CroissantTudor 2 роки тому +2

      Sometimes im also like og patrick for no reason

  • @servine1212
    @servine1212 3 роки тому +597

    Patrick-"I wish I lived there"
    Spongebob-"Really?"
    Patrick-"Nooo."

  • @HannahFredes-rl5iu
    @HannahFredes-rl5iu Рік тому +106

    I love the episode where Patrick tells SpongeBob the story of "The Ugly Barnacle" "Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end." It cracks me up every time 😂😂

  • @GPlaysCustodio
    @GPlaysCustodio 3 роки тому +347

    Patrick: "One day there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everybody died. The end"

    • @vampire6638
      @vampire6638 3 роки тому +2

      @@tech-on_cappuccino4797 😂😂😂

  • @Commenter26
    @Commenter26 3 роки тому +1749

    "Wait Spongebob! We're not cavemen. We have technology!"
    *Proceeds to smash computer*

    • @asura1813
      @asura1813 3 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂😂

    • @The1Tyman
      @The1Tyman 3 роки тому +53

      ......it didn't work

    • @lesliemorganking3283
      @lesliemorganking3283 3 роки тому +36

      @@The1Tyman this is all Mr. Krabs fault. If he hadn’t hung that stupid Dollor in the first place.

    • @kyrohowe3156
      @kyrohowe3156 3 роки тому +8

      Memories 😁

    • @cybergriffin2976
      @cybergriffin2976 3 роки тому +19

      @@lesliemorganking3283...it dose not look diferent from a ordinary dollar why hang it, you can stick any dollar bill on wall, I should just reach into my wallet pull out a dollar and put it on the wall"

  • @luke4270
    @luke4270 3 роки тому +223

    Fav Patrick quote:
    "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they actually are"

    • @just_a_tepig3611
      @just_a_tepig3611 3 роки тому +19

      Why internet arguments go on forever, everyone thinks this applies to the other person in an infinite cycle

  • @SecretPartyAnimal
    @SecretPartyAnimal 2 роки тому +52

    “Once there was an ugly barnacle. The barnacle was SO ugly, everyone died. The end.”

  • @chaoticdolly5280
    @chaoticdolly5280 3 роки тому +396

    Spongbob: “Patrick is that you?”
    Patrick: “I can’t hear you its to dark in here!”
    its so dumb that its funny

    • @yoshiking6027
      @yoshiking6027 3 роки тому +14

      Wow, and that ones actually past 6 too.

    • @dustymcwari4468
      @dustymcwari4468 6 місяців тому

      Reminds me of Muriel telling Courage "You know I can't hear you without my glasses" xd

  • @neethaii4689
    @neethaii4689 3 роки тому +610

    Patrick slowly evolved into that one side character who is fat and has eating as the only personality trait

  • @sirmenace8161
    @sirmenace8161 3 роки тому +300

    “Wait spongebob! We’re not cavemen, We have technology”
    Then literally smashes the computer right after saying that

  • @Downbadandshameless
    @Downbadandshameless Рік тому +43

    spongebob: "are you ready to go crazy
    patrick:"im already hearing the voices

  • @SuperWiiBros08
    @SuperWiiBros08 3 роки тому +713

    when I think of unfunny modern Patrick I remember the episode where he ate Squidwards vip ticket thing to a concert and was eating other objects just for the sake to ruin Squidward's day.
    also a Patrick quote I quickly think of:
    "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma"

    • @natll2697
      @natll2697 3 роки тому

      hmm its u

    • @jimmy_os
      @jimmy_os 3 роки тому +1

      when the wii bros are su-

    • @jjthe13th
      @jjthe13th 3 роки тому +5

      Damn, I really was squeamish during that scene

    • @LordDingus69
      @LordDingus69 3 роки тому +23

      I hated that episode

    • @zer0watch454
      @zer0watch454 3 роки тому +5

      Didn’t he also eat his and Spongebob’s VIP passes?

  • @Blanks8
    @Blanks8 3 роки тому +181

    My favourite Patrick Quote would definitely have to be
    “The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma” *cuts to a carton of milk spilling”

  • @raforsomething
    @raforsomething 3 роки тому +236

    Favourite Patrick quote:
    "You always give a choking victim the slymlic maneuver and if that doesn't work you walk away and act like you never seen them before"

    • @lady_halibugo0250
      @lady_halibugo0250 3 роки тому +32

      "Clam what clam? I've never seen that clam before in my entire life."

  • @SWyrick366
    @SWyrick366 2 роки тому +35

    "Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?"
    (Laughter)
    "I mean it."

  • @RushGarcia
    @RushGarcia 3 роки тому +2054

    My Parents used to say that cartoons would make me stupid, until they found out about THE LAST AIR BENDER. They realized that these animated fictional characters had the capacity to teach moral lessons that carry into my later years. Even though I still enjoy watching these shows to a degree, they asked me why I don't like as many cartoons anymore. I told them "It'd probably make me stupid."

    • @randomango2789
      @randomango2789 3 роки тому +19

      Nice

    • @alexanderredhorse1297
      @alexanderredhorse1297 3 роки тому +145

      my dad thought the last airbender was witchcraft because it was "magic." still watched it behind his back

    • @khalidhassan9423
      @khalidhassan9423 3 роки тому +15

      @@randomango2789 lots of verified comments arent getting that many likes and replies as they didhave you noticed

    • @Vickolai
      @Vickolai 3 роки тому +10

      Sounds like your loss...

    • @randomango2789
      @randomango2789 3 роки тому +5

      @@khalidhassan9423 I actually haven’t noticed this

  • @Etgan76
    @Etgan76 3 роки тому +538

    “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
    “No this is Patrick.”

  • @SleepySheepy99
    @SleepySheepy99 3 роки тому +290

    "Hey if we're under water how come theres a-"
    [Campfire goes out]
    "Sorry."

    • @comedyreliefguy5112
      @comedyreliefguy5112 3 роки тому +13

      Patrick thought of it before everyone else did.

    • @amyh6192
      @amyh6192 3 роки тому +9

      It proves a litte bit of genius in Patrick.

    • @breonawarren1507
      @breonawarren1507 3 роки тому

      Who kicked the log & it caught fire again?

  • @stevesamuals2651
    @stevesamuals2651 2 роки тому +59

    I guess it'd have to be from the first SpongeBob movie. Where Patrick walks into the middle of the tug thug and after getting everyone's attention goes "I have to use the bathroom." Then when SpongeBob comes into the bathroom he's just like "I had to use the bathroom."

  • @therealmania
    @therealmania 3 роки тому +191

    "That's not crazy talk, this is crazy talk!"
    *proceeds to crazy talk*

    • @therealmania
      @therealmania 3 роки тому +7

      @@shawnsuckstm3353 **BONK**

    • @sarahcratty13
      @sarahcratty13 3 роки тому +3

      CRAZY not STUPIDDDDDDDD

    • @therealmania
      @therealmania 3 роки тому

      @@sarahcratty13 Sorry man, just been a long time since I've seen that episode

  • @smb3982
    @smb3982 3 роки тому +516

    Squidward: That’s the stupidest thing that I have ever heard!
    Patrick: Well it may be stupid, but it is
    also dumb!

    • @AndriuxDev
      @AndriuxDev 3 роки тому +4

      Any cartoon made for the sake of randomness (and NonsenseHumor) in a nutshell.

    • @LunaMinuna
      @LunaMinuna 3 роки тому +5

      Spongebob: Patrick’s right Squidward

  • @AnimeGod-yb1pt
    @AnimeGod-yb1pt 3 роки тому +259

    Definitely "It may be stupid, but it's also dumb!"

  • @cygnetsong7908
    @cygnetsong7908 2 роки тому +38

    My all-time favorite is “Once there was an ugly barnacle...” Y'all know the rest 😂!

  • @Michael18751
    @Michael18751 3 роки тому +148

    "Oh, I know! The attic!"
    _Walks up to nothing_
    "Wait, I don't have an attic."
    _Falls and hits his head_
    "Oh, I know! The attic!"
    _Walks up to nothing and falls again_

    • @Aquafan998
      @Aquafan998 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sharkbait1446
    @sharkbait1446 3 роки тому +450

    “The inner mechanisms of me mind are truly an enigma”
    *thinking about milk spilling*

  • @sillywillysallywally2069
    @sillywillysallywally2069 3 роки тому +382

    "Is this the crusty krab?"
    " no, this is Patrick."

  • @weazullwasnttaken
    @weazullwasnttaken 2 роки тому +17

    "AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHOUGH!!"
    *silence*
    *pokes his head through the door* "Who ever's the owner of the White Sedan, you left your lights on"

    • @13th.moon.
      @13th.moon. 5 місяців тому

      *walks in revealing his body stuffed into a trumpet*
      Womp womp womp
      Wom
      Woooooooooomp

    • @davidtoback714
      @davidtoback714 4 місяці тому

      *looks down*

  • @saucymongoose7246
    @saucymongoose7246 3 роки тому +199

    I love when Patrick yells "FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!!!" One of my best friends back in middle school always said that and wherever she did we'd laugh for some reason. Ah good memories

    • @annusforever3106
      @annusforever3106 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @girly.mimi00
      @girly.mimi00 3 роки тому +1

      That's a good one.

    • @McKaRm3L
      @McKaRm3L 2 роки тому +1

      Yes yesss 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mechobree
      @Mechobree 2 роки тому +3

      Ha! My old friends did that too, it's such a classic quote

  • @toster387
    @toster387 3 роки тому +122

    "SQUIDWARD
    YOUR CEILING IS TALKING TO ME."
    Squidward: "Are you going to order something or make friends with the paneling?"

  • @josealcazar2922
    @josealcazar2922 3 роки тому +239

    "he's just standing there menacingly"
    "FIRMLY GRASP IT"

  • @aternias
    @aternias Рік тому +29

    I miss fancy Patrick from season 1 the most, he was so inquisitive

  • @Namingway248
    @Namingway248 3 роки тому +77

    "liar liar, plants for hire"
    "its 'pants on fire' patrick..."
    "well you would know, liar."

  • @GlitchyWasHere
    @GlitchyWasHere 3 роки тому +308

    "You could just stick any old dollar bill up on the wall, no one would even know the difference! You might as well reach in my wallet, pull out a dollar, and put it on the wall!"
    "Hurry, Patrick, take out your wallet."
    "I don't see where you're going with this... Hey, a dollar!"

    • @mkdemigodzillawarrior
      @mkdemigodzillawarrior 3 роки тому +4

      @@daryrizki5236 Why does Mr. Krabs have a vending machine in there anyway?

    • @breadmoment2582
      @breadmoment2582 3 роки тому +5

      @@mkdemigodzillawarrior the get the money from anybody who puts an dollar in the machine for an snack or something

    • @icecreamhero2375
      @icecreamhero2375 3 роки тому +2

      @@mkdemigodzillawarrior My cousin has one in her house.

    • @mkdemigodzillawarrior
      @mkdemigodzillawarrior 3 роки тому +3

      @@breadmoment2582 Oh. Yeah that makes sense.

  • @BrunoPanem456
    @BrunoPanem456 3 роки тому +893

    “There once was an ugly barnacle , he was so ugly that everyone died”

  • @-WizardKid
    @-WizardKid 11 місяців тому +5

    “FIRMLY GRASP IT” And “tut tut OPEN SESAME… well I’ve done all I can do” makes me snicker

  • @katiepinkyhoppy19
    @katiepinkyhoppy19 3 роки тому +165

    "SpongeBob"
    "Yes Patrick"
    "if we're underwater How can there be-"

  • @Mashruumm
    @Mashruumm 3 роки тому +358

    "Knowledge can never replace friendship, I'd prefer to be an idiot!" -Patrick

    • @JayAwkward
      @JayAwkward 3 роки тому +27

      For pat’s sake that’s some STRONG commitment n loyalty.

    • @kingades1013
      @kingades1013 3 роки тому +8

      Damn he said that??, nice

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 3 роки тому +2

      @@JayAwkward Indeed.

    • @acedelta12
      @acedelta12 3 роки тому +4

      I never thought a relatable Patrick quote could exist, but here we are.

    • @Mashruumm
      @Mashruumm 3 роки тому +13

      @@kingades1013 he did, remember when Patrick became a genius? When he lost his head and spongebob accidentally placed a smart brain into Patrick's head.

  • @Tribenix
    @Tribenix 2 роки тому +7

    “If my friend SpongeBob doesn’t get his free lunch, *inhales angerly* (in real face) THINGS ARE GONNA GET CRAZY!”

  • @cadaverous6
    @cadaverous6 3 роки тому +344

    Spongebob: “Patrick! Your genius is showing!”
    Patrick: *covers lower half* “Where?!”

  • @kaylaisnothere4397
    @kaylaisnothere4397 3 роки тому +151

    "I'd hate you even if I didn't hate you. That's how much I hate you."

    • @st1922
      @st1922 3 роки тому +18

      “I’d hate you even if that made any sense.”

    • @Remix-pr4xd
      @Remix-pr4xd 3 роки тому +8

      I'd hate you if you were me. That's how much I hate you.

    • @Anxmaly666
      @Anxmaly666 3 роки тому +1

      Roger: Hey what I miss?!?!

    • @tylerwaugaman3662
      @tylerwaugaman3662 3 роки тому +1

      "...I'd hate you even if that made sense"

  • @norifromreallife-di7hi
    @norifromreallife-di7hi Рік тому +11

    SB: “SpongeBob, your genius is showing!”
    “WHERE?”
    LOL

  • @budofsharon1217
    @budofsharon1217 3 роки тому +116

    Squidward: "Patrick...Just how dumb are you?!!?"
    Patrick: "It varies?"

  • @Steve_SBU
    @Steve_SBU 3 роки тому +346

    “Is this the Krusty Krab?”
    “NO THIS IS PATIRICK” *slams phone*

    • @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770
      @elijahfordsidioticvarietys8770 3 роки тому +5

      “There is NO such thing as “the Krusty Krab”. The Krusty Krab is a made up SPOOK. Corporate personhood is a LIE! Down with capitalism!!” - Patrick Star

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 3 роки тому +3

      "I'm NOT A Krusty Krab!!"

    • @xmant8842
      @xmant8842 3 роки тому +2

      Imo the krusty krab joke and the "FIRMLY GRASP IT" joke are patrick's best jokes

    • @Jacob_D167
      @Jacob_D167 3 роки тому +1

      just iconic not funny. JK

  • @parsogross8887
    @parsogross8887 3 роки тому +494

    “That makes sense to me”
    “Then take it”
    “It’s not my wallet”

    • @newabbmantics
      @newabbmantics 3 роки тому +5

      That would be my dad’s favorite line.

    • @mrcheese2648
      @mrcheese2648 3 роки тому +1

      “That makes sense to me”
      “Then take the homework”
      It’s not my homework”

    • @pandaqueen-fightthenarc
      @pandaqueen-fightthenarc 3 роки тому +2

      The fact that I visualize that

  • @yoshiyahoo1552
    @yoshiyahoo1552 2 роки тому +6

    Sandy - “Patrick can’t you be stupid somewhere else”
    Patrick - “Not till four”

  • @yaboytroy357
    @yaboytroy357 3 роки тому +357

    *wrench lands on his head, then lands in his hands*
    “Where’s the leak, ma’am?”

  • @opgamer801hmng5
    @opgamer801hmng5 3 роки тому +94

    Alpha Jay reviewing an episode: "Is that your best joke?"
    "No, this is Patirick."

  • @fishnewt1331
    @fishnewt1331 3 роки тому +125

    Patrick: “Great you’re a turkey!”
    Spongebob: “What’s that?”
    Patrick: “That’s what you are!”
    Spongebob: “Well, you’re a bigger one.”
    Patrick: “Well, you’re still yellow. And do you know what else is yellow?”
    SpongeBob: “What?”
    Patrick: “You are!”

  • @Glitched2Brothers
    @Glitched2Brothers 2 місяці тому +2

    0:10 My favorite quote from Patrick is: a friend always help! It’s called frelping and I’m very prelpful” -Patrick.

  • @edwardo6705
    @edwardo6705 3 роки тому +399

    **spongebob literally dieing because there's no water**
    Patrick: PINKY!!!

    • @TrueReverse74
      @TrueReverse74 3 роки тому +22

      WHAT KIND OF PLACE IS THIS!? THERE'S NO WATER IN HERE!!

    • @manoftheocean6988
      @manoftheocean6988 3 роки тому +6

      Memento Mori

    • @Doom_Bot321
      @Doom_Bot321 3 роки тому +5

      I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it I don't need it *I need it!!!!!!*

  • @duckie1300
    @duckie1300 3 роки тому +116

    "Fresh watermelon for you your ghostliness, fresh from the manure feilds". One of my all time favorites.

    • @barney547
      @barney547 Рік тому +12

      ‘One watermelon…’
      ‘OUCH’
      ‘Fresh from the manure fields your royal ghostliness’

  • @Sonic759100
    @Sonic759100 3 роки тому +426

    I'm torn between:
    "It may be stupid, but it's also dumb"
    "Hes just standing there...MENACINGLY" and
    "Spongebob, you and i both know you're just using me as a distraction so you don't have to write your essay"

    • @crimsonxvamp
      @crimsonxvamp 2 роки тому +6

      @TurboGamer unfortunately that was wiped out during new seasons.

    • @pepearown4968
      @pepearown4968 2 роки тому +4

      That last line is a bit hypocritical, when there’s a scene earlier in the episode (a deleted scene for a good few years, but still) where he basically asks SpongeBob to come outside with him and Sandy. Why would he suddenly become serious a few hours later when he didn’t care about SpongeBob’s essay beforehand?

    • @livingchaosmatrix
      @livingchaosmatrix Рік тому +4

      @@pepearown4968 Well, the first scene had HIM wanting to play, the second scene has him wanting to sleep.

    • @MickeyMouse-lm6zj
      @MickeyMouse-lm6zj Рік тому +1

      * I

    • @arabiannights7400
      @arabiannights7400 10 місяців тому

      Or it could be that it was part of SpongeBob’s dream in the episode, did Patrick even know that his best friend had an essay to finish to begin with?

  • @marcopohl4875
    @marcopohl4875 2 роки тому +39

    I watched Gravity Falls for the first time after years of it being recommended to me, and Soos is basically what Patrick should be in my opinion

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ Рік тому +15

      Soos is what Patrick USED to be.

  • @ducky9799
    @ducky9799 3 роки тому +487

    Patrick: "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
    Squidward: "No Patrick mayonnaise is not an instrument."

    • @qgpizzagaming3595
      @qgpizzagaming3595 3 роки тому +58

      Patrick: Raises hand
      Squidward: " horse raddish isnt an instrument either"
      Patrick: lowers hand

    • @ducky9799
      @ducky9799 3 роки тому +3

      XD

    • @No-cc1fq
      @No-cc1fq 3 роки тому +3

      Nice try

    • @SWyrick366
      @SWyrick366 2 роки тому

      "No Patrick, your penis is not an instrument either."

    • @watchmychannelorelse
      @watchmychannelorelse 2 роки тому +6

      "Horseradish isn't an instrument either."

  • @It_sSophiaUwU
    @It_sSophiaUwU 3 роки тому +56

    "Well, saying _you're_ a kid, is like saying _I'm_ a kid!"
    "Here's your goober meal sir."
    "Uh... I'm supposed to get a toy with that?"
    **SLAP**
    "Thanks."

  • @RandomPhail
    @RandomPhail 3 роки тому +96

    "You ate my only food... now I'm gonna STARVE..." *Camera zooms down to his morbidly-engorged belly*

    • @daunt2227
      @daunt2227 3 роки тому

      If you’re going to copy put a little damn effort into it

  • @turtleburger200
    @turtleburger200 2 роки тому +8

    "is this the Krusty Krab?"
    "NO THIS IS PATRICK! I'm not a Krusty Krab"

  • @catandogclone7880
    @catandogclone7880 3 роки тому +252

    “Who you calling pinhead.”
    “Is mayonnaise an instrument?”
    “Pitu, pitu, OPEN SESAME! Well I’ve done everything I can.”
    “We have technology”
    “Let’s grab bikini bottom, and oush it somewhere else.”
    The man ray conversation.
    “Is this the Kristy krab?, no this is Patrick”
    The jar moment.

  • @thekodawolfgaming
    @thekodawolfgaming 3 роки тому +186

    I remember when Patrick was treated more like an Ed-like character, dumb objectively but will drop some wicked smart wisdom if the need arises

  • @disneyvillainsfan1666
    @disneyvillainsfan1666 3 роки тому +408

    I love how so many people in the comments are paying tribute to Patrick by quoting him. They're remembering him for what he used to be, not for what he became in later seasons. It's honestly really wholesome.

    • @disneyvillainsfan1666
      @disneyvillainsfan1666 3 роки тому +35

      And before I forget, my favorite Patrick quote is when he asked if Mayonnaise was an instrument.

    • @MickeyMouse-lm6zj
      @MickeyMouse-lm6zj Рік тому +16

      it's the thing about completely new writers coming in
      they take a trait of a character that is well known and then make it the only thing about them
      patrick was stupid, and it's what people knew him for, but it wasn't the only thing about him, now he's stupid and nothing else

    • @_V.Va_
      @_V.Va_ Рік тому +2

      @@MickeyMouse-lm6zjThey call that Flanderization.

    • @KathyHarrington
      @KathyHarrington 9 місяців тому +2

      Truer words were never spoken. This is all the more positive as people remember Patrick for who he was, not who he became.

  • @revol_000
    @revol_000 10 місяців тому +12

    "He's just standing there... MENACINGLY!!!"
    "We should take Bikini Bottom - and push it somewhere else!"

  • @perrytheplatypus4620
    @perrytheplatypus4620 3 роки тому +81

    Squidward: “That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard”
    Patrick: “Well it may be stupid, but it's also DUMB.”

    • @edatheowllady9518
      @edatheowllady9518 3 роки тому +6

      *gasp* Perry the platypus!?

    • @LavenderLemona
      @LavenderLemona 3 роки тому +5

      @@edatheowllady9518 "Oh. No, its just a normal platypus-"
      *puts hat on*
      "PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!"

  • @LunaMinuna
    @LunaMinuna 3 роки тому +104

    The best one:
    “Hey Patrick are you angry too”
    “Yeah”
    “What’s the matter”
    “I can’t see my forehead”
    I quote this on a daily biases

  • @NostalgiaNerd777
    @NostalgiaNerd777 3 роки тому +99

    "is mayonaise an instrument"
    "who you calling pinhead"
    "we have technology"
    "FINLAND"

    • @ultramariogod
      @ultramariogod 3 роки тому +4

      NOOOOOOOO!!!
      MY NAME'S NOT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!

    • @xmant8842
      @xmant8842 3 роки тому +3

      FIRMLY GRASP IT!

    • @drog0nxv
      @drog0nxv 3 роки тому +3

      @@xmant8842 yes

  • @YuriYumi902
    @YuriYumi902 2 роки тому +5

    This is a super underrated quote from my favorite episode Life of Crime:
    "You took my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!"

  • @woodythemaan7820
    @woodythemaan7820 3 роки тому +162

    My favourite line is when he said “Haha ITS A GIRAFFE!!!”

    • @McKaRm3L
      @McKaRm3L 2 роки тому +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jessicamcivor6493
    @jessicamcivor6493 3 роки тому +252

    "MY NAME'S NOT RICKKKKK!" That's my favourite Patrick line

    • @try_force8794
      @try_force8794 2 роки тому +3

      I love that he checks the name tag between "not" and "riiiickk" too

  • @AlchemixIncTM
    @AlchemixIncTM 3 роки тому +332

    "Who are you callin Pinhead?"
    "I'm Dirty Dan!"

    • @smallguy73
      @smallguy73 3 роки тому +8

      No I am

    • @cyberwolfy37
      @cyberwolfy37 3 роки тому +1

      ok spongebob, you can be dirty dan
      I just want to be patrick.

    • @mrsavage4837
      @mrsavage4837 3 роки тому +1

      @@cyberwolfy37 “well this is new! Showing remorse, eggman? If you play it nice. I won’t have to break all your toys!”

  • @Chazzdawaz2843
    @Chazzdawaz2843 2 роки тому +3

    “Where on a baby hunt and don’t think we don’t know how to WEEEEAAd um out”

  • @nablz4361
    @nablz4361 3 роки тому +56

    " Who you callin pinhead"
    One of the best lines in the show.

  • @ma5tercraft19
    @ma5tercraft19 3 роки тому +78

    "Hey if we are underwater how there's can be a-"
    *fire dies*
    and
    "FINLAND!"

  • @Lottabaggage
    @Lottabaggage 2 роки тому +5

    Spongebob: "Patrick, your genius is showing!"
    Patrick: "WHERE?!?"

  • @salvadorcardenas9317
    @salvadorcardenas9317 3 роки тому +277

    Sandy: "Don't you have to be stupid somewhere else?"
    Patrick: "Not until 4"
    "I can't hear you, it's too dark in here!"
    And of course the entire Man-ray Wallet joke

  • @jofam827
    @jofam827 3 роки тому +98

    “NO THIS IS PATRICK”- Patrick what ever year that was

    • @-khayri-4280
      @-khayri-4280 3 роки тому +2

      By far the *BEST* Patrick quote, yes.

    • @wubgwhshb
      @wubgwhshb 3 роки тому +1

      I think 1999

  • @Paradox_1777
    @Paradox_1777 8 місяців тому +3

    Squidward: Why do you want to check in to a hotel?
    Patrick: Sometimes I just need to get away from it all

  • @waitnodani
    @waitnodani 3 роки тому +57

    “Where’s the leak, maam?”
    “You took my only food... now I’m going to starve!”
    “Mmm. Cheesy.”
    - Some of my personal favorites

  • @adaptsight
    @adaptsight 3 роки тому +1836

    He lost his charm when they started making every character bounce around like monkeys and go insane

    • @_Efann_
      @_Efann_ 3 роки тому +52

      pin this

    • @Starpotion
      @Starpotion 3 роки тому +205

      This drives me up the wall, I don't care how exaggerated it makes the animation it's just irritating

    • @adaptsight
      @adaptsight 3 роки тому +9

      @Eddie Gluskin?

    • @Jray181818
      @Jray181818 3 роки тому +63

      Nickelodeon continuing this show past the first movie was it’s first mistake.

    • @trevorbeatz5741
      @trevorbeatz5741 3 роки тому +4

      yes

  • @bleedee4003
    @bleedee4003 Рік тому +3

    "Patrick is that you"
    "I can't hear you, it's to dark in here"
    My favorite quote from him