Uber Driver & Grandmother | Stand Up Comedy by Urooj Ashfaq
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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- In this video I talk about the highs and lows of Uber rides and the highs and lows of having a Grandmother, also the highs and lows of how Hindus and Muslims perceive each other in this country.
lots of highs and lows, enjoy!
CREDITS
Venue Courtesy: The Habitat, Mumbai
Directed by Anuj Mehta (@pavlikam)
Edited by Abhishek Upmanyu & Myoho Films (@myohofilms)
Shot by Anuj Mehta, Santosh Kardak, Sanket Sharma
Sound Recording by The Habitat Audio Team: Yash Barse, Seigen Moopanar, Swarada Bodas
Sound Mixing & Mastering by Varun Patil (@varoonmarooned)
Special Thanks: Abish Mathew
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INSTAGRAM: / uroojashfaq
FACEBOOK: @rougeaf
TWITTER: @uroojashfaqq
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Social media ka koi Imaan nahi hota 😂
Liked it, you were amazing! KUDOS
Not interesting
Dandanadandandandaraaa
You are awesome Mam. One of the Best female stand up comic i ever watched.🙌❤
1. She is a girl. Minority in Indian start up
2. Comedy on religion. That's a scary territory.
3. She does brilliantly!!
Arjun Batra he meant a girl in stand up comedy is a minority. Clear your head before reading anything. Preoccupied mind often leads to barrier in understanding.
@@arjunbatra2072 the number of female comics is lesser than males is what i meant. Thank You.
Number nehi degi🤣😂
Yes most of the time she was blaming Hindus and yes she was comfortable
@ali zaib Those are just books. Why should I respect books written by humans?? I am no slave. I will criticize all the absurd things written in these books.
Finally a female comedian who didn't have periods, tampons and vagina in the set. Kudos 👏👏
P.s. - after reading the replies I want to clarify i Have no issues with any comedian talking about any issue, be it a transgender comic talking her experiences, the only thing was that the period, tampons, vagina joke had become very repetitive it was funny when kaneez had that black polythene joke but that was 2 years ago, the same goes to male comics too, a boner or masturbation joke doesn't make me laugh anymore because it's very repetitive now, when Kenny does a joke about how to bath with a bucket of water that is just observational comedy at best, I just want some female comedians to do that and Urooj clearly has the skills to do it and it shows in this clip, and i love her, went to see her live recently, amazing!!
But she had her main agenda. Religion.
@Srishti 5 but why a muslim comedian is compelled to do stand up on religion........Aur koi topic nhi aata kya?
Literally.....
Yes, Correctly drafted.
U have same ability to catch up her ma'am must try.
@@justindian3349 ab isme bhi takleef hai ?😂 Aur btw usne jhoot kya kaha ?
When she took up the topic I thought it's gonna blow but she played it so easily and beautifully. Best act so far.
Tatti he
Teri shakal jaisi
Baila
@@jayalakshmi-wp7zl I don't hate anyone or anything. You're beautiful. :) (In general)
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Please name your child "cool" so they'd be "cool as faq"
Another child could be named “Funny Ashfaq” 😁
Saad Ashfaque
Sad as f*ck
Arey bhai sahab 😂😂
Ye accha tha
Hard as faq
She didn't joke about religion...she joked about the mentality of some people of different religions towards each other....
that is so true too.
Unlike that farooqui guy.
@@sridharrao5409 you guys fall for all the fake propaganda by the godi medi and IT cell, do you really know what you are talking about? there was no proof just based on the lies of a son of a BJP neta he was falsely and illegally arrested hence he was released with a slap on the face of the BJP neta and his son and group and the godi media, the it cell and the MP police. come on man wake up and cleanse your mind set otherwise this hatred poison will kill you one day and destroy your human existence. sorry to use these harsh words but what i am saying is in your interest and for your wellbeing ok. specially this coming from a south indian it looks bad and surprising and being your fellow south indian this is my humble feeling and advise for you.
@@1101smartkooldude what you are saying is true...that was a political conspiracy...but farooqi did joke about Hindus dieties ....but 4 or 5 years ago and youtube also removed that video..so we should not point out that thing now..but when I saw that video I don't feel good coz I have seen ramyana since my childhood and I felt like crying...may be people will make fun of me or call me dumb as u don't get dark humor etc etc...it was just a joke blah..blah. But personally speaking I got hurt what he said...and now he is not the only person who did that...there are many other comedians like Kunal kamra ,Tanmay Bhatt etc...who did that...so don't think that I m targeting some muslim guy....now u will say that even some Hindus have also make fun of other religions...and I don't appreciate that as well...that is wrong...we don't have the right to disrespect any religion .....we can criticise any religious practice that is harmful for other people but I don't feel it's good to criticize other religion's god ...calling that ki ky plastic surgery kari..ganesh ki ..gaanja phook ke thi....or calling the god of other religion as terrorist or rapist...that is totally wrong...hope u understand..
@@sridharrao5409 yes..he did so. 4 or 5 years ago and youtube removed that....but urooj did it very well
that transition from uber to nani was smooth asfaq :P
ASFAQ XD
Killed it 🔥🔥🔥
I see what you did there.
@@babulchetia5043 anyone can see.... nothing really matters
Damn!!!
A girl with a muslim name and then being an atheist and then being a comedian....is altogether courageous!!💙
MOHD.AHMED Bhai isliy to pichle teen mahine se gayab h 😂😂😂
Well said
@@ShubhamSingh-wd9di kuch bhi? Tanmay ke vlogs m dikhi
@@FawlCalibur She got married to 40 year old man.
@@xi-themassmurderer5356 wtf.
the way she handled such a dicey set without offending anybody AND making us laugh is simply lit 🦋
I love how she talks about publicly perceived uncomfortable topics in such a free manner!
That is comedy bro
Thats her job.
@@dineshdevjibishnoi then don't watch it.... It's a free country
She is too intelligent for a comedian and courageous enough to raise important communal issues within communities. Very honest. Love her content seriously. Keep it up.
Sorry but I read tour name in a hurry and thot its Farjiuddin....!
She really did a great job. Skirts around the most volatile issue in the current Indian socio cultural scenario with such candour and effortless ease. Real genius and I wish we have a whole lot more of this spirit and stop taking ourselves so seriously. Hats off to the young lady.
She is intelligent but not that funny.
@@amolkhobaragade funniness is a subjective matter. Let's agree to disagree. Kapil Sharma, for e.g. is funny or may be not funny at all, but I am not a fan of his jokes. He may makes me laugh but maza bilkul nahi aata.
@@FareezKhanJNU2010 Subjective opinion becomes objective based on no.of opinions and these opinions are many. There are many funnier comedians than her but she does have talent.
For a 23 year old, that confidence is too dense!! I end up stammering while asking for grocery at Kirana store 🤣 Flawless she is; facing the world and society 🤘🏼
Ye kirana store wala mere saath bhi hota hai.
Nahi degi🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@shubhammalhotra2868 Aapke dimag mein ye pehla vichar tha kya?
@@shubhammalhotra2868 Tum jaiso ka koi Imaan nahi hota hai 🤣
Kirana chodo...KFC mein order dhek ke bhi bolene mein this one bolke issue sort karte hai😜😂😂
Every single word has written very smartly, very well balanced.. she made sure no community get offended.. also bringing out laugh from such topic is itself is a huge thing..
Laugh?
@@haroonpatel6375 nahi aaya bhai laugh pta ni is comment section me itne saare simps kaha se aagye bc
@@haroonpatel6375I don't think female standups are for laugh. Maybe we should just watch that for cringe satisfaction or just to hear some serious speeches
*She is cute "ashfaq"!!*
Edit 1-*"appreciating someone is not considered simpin' guys,chill!"*
Edit 2-*"if y'all are so damn pissed get a comment worth 2.3k likes!!*
Hey that's my line
Slim Shady 😂
venkysw Hanika bro take a chill pill
She is not cute she....is damn cute💜
yes urooj is cute
That rape joke was so dark that I wasn't able to laugh at it.
Sagar Chaudhary to be fair all rape jokes are, to a certain extend.
Rape joke 🙄 where ?
Reality hits hard
@@shristyrajpoot7596 yup
WTH people can laugh at murder jokes and not rape jokes?
Few parts In her stand are not kinda laughable....instead they are dark truths of the society
💯
uske liye or hai joke to thik se likh lo
bro it goes both the way !
i hope u get it
They had us in the first half not gonna lie .....
She insult both religion without any hate and cute face successfully
Good Lord!!! Pure pure pure comedy while not being offensive to anyone. She's so positive and cheerful and I absolutely love that!!! Genuinely impressed with this stand-up comedy!
My dudes, those were not insults. She just pointed out the hypocrisy of both the sides.
@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 What does this prove? 😑
@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 Abe wo CAA ke against protest kar Rahi hai ismein relegion Kahan se aagya
@@arijitjayaswal Ye lavde k pratinidhitva he,inse kuch hoga ni...
@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 bhai pehle to apna comment like karna band kar aur thoda dimaag Laga ki CAA Kyun galat hai. Agar wo CAA ke against hai to yeh thodi na hai ki wo bahut jyada religious hai
@RISHAV DHIMAN 18BCN7030 Haan saale 1 min ke andar tumhare comment mein like tha aur bol rahe ho tumne comment like nahi Kiya. Aur bat Rahi CAA ki to bhakti chodo aur uske contents padho CAA Muslims ke alawa kisi Ko bhi citizenship dega aur NRC unse citizenship cheen lega agar ye tumhare saath hota to tum nahi protest karte
Hindus laughed harder on muslim Jokes.
Muslims enjoyed the hindu jokes more
While atheists were LMAOing throughout 😂😂😂
And Iam lamoiing at your comment👏
Lol I'm an atheist too 😂
Jokes are jokes. If someone gets angry they should just leave
tueeeeeeeeeeeeeeedattttttttttttttt
You are a sarcastic person !
Her forehead shines 10× brighter than my non existent future
Kya apke fair and lovely me namak he
no one has more shine than her even
check mirror first
😂😂😂🤣🤣
I played the video again to check out her shiny forehead.🤣
@@feddythechamp I know for what u replayed
I didn't know she could be this good in dark humour. Hats of to you didi.
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I laughed so hard when she said..Shagufta love letter likhri h vo bhi Hindu ladke ko.
How do u know?
“Left to right likhri h” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@kachraseth3422 your name lol😂😂 Edit : the name was "tum mujhme sama jao" ..😂😂 the person deleted his comment..😂
@@myspiritanimaliscat2609 thanks for that
I was confused 😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"Left to right likh rahi hai !" - Best punch ever. Well done ! Good luck.
Sayeed Mohammed ha ye wala accha tha... uuu maulana ji wala bhi😂
@@supersaiyanbluegokusan4418 divorce 3 ho ya 1 divorce hi hoti hai tm log Ku jal rhy or rhi baat halala ki toh vo apna religion jb koi Kisi sy shadi kry ga talaak de GA phr us sy shadi krna chahy ga penalty to deni paday g naw...Khair yeh smjhdar logo ky liye baat hai tm apni cow mother ko smbhalo pta nae kitny ky Saath kiye ho g
@@pubgsilentstrikerbgaming1338 nai bhai Hindu me nai sala hamara to cousin pasand ati bhi ho to ya to bhag ke shaadi aur ghar kabhi mat aao ya phir bhool jao
Aur ghare pe pata to chalna hi nai chaiye
This should change yaar
@@parthpatel9602 sisters ky ilawa Kisi bi girl sy shadil allowhai bro
Matlab Kya h iska ?
There's a lot of comics out there doing safe sets and getting easy laughs. Making the audience uncomfortable and then again make them laugh... that takes a hell lotta skill and courage! So refreshing.
💯 percent true bhaijaan. She is exceptional 👏🏻👏🏻
👍
Syed Muthahar her material is straight from Srijan Kaushik’s first video. Rest are also overdone jokes and premises. Doesn’t take courage to change the word auto to Uber. But does take courage to post a video with jokes done by another comic
U muslim h isliya bol rha h😂 did u not listen, woh nhi h😂
Kya chutiya public hai bc.negativity at it's best. Ignore Syed Bhai.
She is extremely funny and her jokes are very thoughtful and also contain some hints of truth about our society . The dislikes must be from her nani and that uber driver's numerous accounts 😂
She is really funny, in a long time a good Indian comedian. I hope she becomes really famous. I would love to watch more of her stand-up.
you laugh when men say such things right?
@@pantologist2216 Why not? If it's funny. Sure.
@@pantologist2216 same thoughts, ek bhi joke par hasi nahi aai
@Richa Priya vahi check karne yaha aaya tha, Thank god I'm still normal.
@Richa Priya didi ye sab chodo padhai likhai par dyan do, varna aapki baari aa jayegi rona karneki. Even imo she is unfunny
The kind of jokes about religions that both Hindus and Muslims can enjoy and laugh at 😂
Yaah... Absolutely
Kisi Bhi Religion ka Majak Shaitan hone ke lakshan Aur Narak ke lakshan sabhi ka Aadar karo nahin toh barbaad ho jaoge
@Soup All religions are fake & useless, thats why its actually funny
@@manujohn99 all religion are not fake .
Read bhagawat Geeta you may change the perspective of your life .
(I'm not asking for you to become hindusim but atleast read it before judging .)
@@luvkumar5096 Why do you want to waste my time in reading it, it is no better than reading a children's story book.
Nobody :
Literally Nobody :
Urooj : *YEAH, MAULANA JI!*
😂😅😆😆😅😂😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣👍
That one 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣,.. i can't stop my laungh 🤣🤣
@@Milan_Sharma_9 who's maulanaji yrr???
In a funny way she pointed a big problem of our society without getting offensive or blaming any religion or people. Hats off
I can't believe no one laughed at "You guys also do it" 😂😂
Same here!!
Too real :p
Guilt.
Because It is something we don't do willingly .and It is supposed to be a secret.
in my case , I have never done that . The only time I have heard that was from old people who will die soon .
Finally a comedian who didn't bash Hindus only , truly balanced and wonderful act ....Come to Delhi ma'am ... thanks to such people
I laughed out sooooo hard when she said:
Yeahhh, Maulanaji😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
What its mean?
@@aadhiablink9469 Maulana is like pandit of muslims
@@rida2033 😎❤️❤️
I didn't got it man , i am also atheist from Muslim family, can anyone tell me?
Like the comment if you did , i will get notified
😂🤣🤣
She is brave and a rockstar! Lots of love to you Urooj! ❤️
lol she triggered both religions at the same time🤣
Brother, don't mind for this, can u say me, in this video, at which time she triggered Hinduism???
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She triggered some stupid people, that's all
abbas mujtaba bhavnao mei beh gya hai launda choro enjoy the video
@@abbasmujtaba3098 when did she target muslim? She was just talking casually
Lit asfaq urooj..!!
Rare breed of comedian not playing safe with jokes.. making us laugh and uncomfortable at same time is a good sign that narative boundary is being pushed rather than being sweeped under the rug..!!
Bro. Too cool. Art.
Couldn't agree more Raghav.. Hats off to the girl.. admirable.. Doing an excellent job.. Go girl!!!
raghav chugh what?
I see what you did there..
damn! this comment is more cool than..
Oof the silence when she said 'You guys also do it'. That must've hit a nerve with the people there.
Kind of offended by it, because we don't do it.
@@VigneshMiriyala yeah we actually have the audacity to say that on their faces!!
not everyone think like him i think he is putting what she thinks about others
@@VigneshMiriyala🤣
@@manmohanseepana8819 because you are in majority.
You are sweet and cute Urroj, I am Ex-Hindu, Atheist and now has become Human with Humanity heart........Trust me, if every person if they give up religious dogmas then surely all will become Human.....
"Shah Rukh Khan bhi?" Is one of the greatest and underrated comebacks ever.
Time stamps:-
“Haven’t showered today”: liked the vid
“Left to right likh rahi hai”: subbed
Achha
City of Tech arrey meri jaan
notification ghanti dabaya ?
Tech Khurana left to right..what did it mean?
@@saranoor8136 Means she was writing in Hindi/English not Urdu/Arabic
What I like about her
1. She had the guts to speak on both religions. Unlike other comedians targeting one religion.
2. She is great comedian with good timing and scripting.
3) she's cute af, but you wouldn't care bout that i reckon
Obviously, Cauz she's atheist.
These are the gray line madam, this is where what should not and what should starts to blur.
@@sudhakar7889 no we are a nazi countary! India ka capital lahore hai aur hum bangaladesh ki pm ko apni queen banaenge@@ XD There was nothing she talked about religion lol
@@sudhakar7889 Thank god we are not married, anyways.
look man you are a smart guy you get it. She is a modern woman I respect it. Not everyone will, public speaking is a responsible job. Words have power too.
If she wants to do comedy thats okay but she must also understand her responsibility, right. First video uploaded sidha on religion.
We have teachers in universities living as radicalized scums don't expect public to get it as well.
Whenever I want to search this video I simply write ooh ho maulana ji😆
Urooj' forehead seems to shine brighter than my future
Just how wonderful are you ♥️♥️♥️
dafaq, I was going to comment this.
YE TUM NHI TUMHARI THARAK BOL RHI HAI
@@atifaquilabbasi7580 abe pehle woh kya bola h woh toh samjh bacche ne tharak ke kuch baat he nai ke h usne kaha h
Ke "urooj ka sir(khopri) lagta h ke vipul patil ke future se jayda chamak Raha
hain " .
@@atifaquilabbasi7580 Etna bada Wala bhadwa Janam se ho yaa Baad meh bane
@@parthpd2664 Are bhai tameez ke ek daira hota uske ander reh comment kro bhai aur wo ek mazak tha aur tumhe mirchi kyu lag rhi hai by the way
Urooj talking about grandma : There's always a spare.
Me: sabke paas nahi hota laxman
Xddd epic
Same lmao
@@vinyashere4all 😂😂😂😅
Good and sad to see that I'm not alone 🥺
@@aishwaryashetty4837 heyyy really sorry for your loss..
"Love letter likh rhi h hindu ladke ko"
"How do u know?"
"Left to right likh rhi h 😂"
@@chaitanyakapoor3911 Urdu is written right to left and Hindi/English is written left to right
😂😂😂
Yeah😁😁that stereotypic thinking.left=muslim .right=Hindu.😅😅
@@chaitanyakapoor3911 Bhai, tere Matlab ka KYA MATLAB ?
u know all religion na :P
This one was really outstanding.. It was funny. In fact very funny.. Some people jus keep using bad words during their act.. She kept it clean and had some valid points.. Great work..
she's totally right there are always stereo types on both side we all talk about each others religion 😂
@Amazing World I guess every one has seen some things
i died laughing, when she did "yayyy mulaanaji"
What does it means
@@digitalpawan muslim pandit
@Avinash K naah it was the figure of speech. Whenever I come across people like you I feel more proud of my parent's upbringing.
@@abhishekdadhwal4432 bwahah excellent reply bruh😂
then who commented this????
Bruh, her forehead is brighter than my future.
😂😂
Bigger the forehead,bigger the heart ❤️
😂😂
@@speedyhorn266 Go marry a bald man then
Gurjeet Singh I’m into ‘Women’ sir.
And yeah i don’t mind marrying a bald lady 🤷♂️
Hats off to you Urooj...you have maintained a fine line about religion and comedy..very few people can do it this way, be like this forever, we are proud of you ♥️
Too Dank. She's a cute face with loads of dark humor.
Humor tha. Dark humor kahan tha?
@@Oreo_Overdose he's offended, maybe
@@shievamshreyas9242 maybe he is navimumbaiker 😂🤣
@@shardulphadtare1460 😜😜🤣
@@shievamshreyas9242 😂😂🤣
Two things learned.
1. Stereotypes are based on some truth.
2. Bigotry goes both ways.
It's ironic tho that first statement of yours. Because stereotypes are generalisations. Generalisations r anything but truth tho. Not fool proof
U r learning from a comedy show rather take it as comedy and move on.
Well I think it's a bigger bigotry when people of certain faith have ruled another for many years during which various temples were vandalised , forced conversion happened and our culture was demonized in every possible way , there's no way you can deny that bigotry of one side is much bigger than other side
@@indrakumargarg8688 agreed. Though only thing that stopped reverse bigotry at those times were the lack of power. I don't think things would be too different if roles were reversed.
@@KavateJayesh really , then please give a single example of an Indian ( Bharatiya) king invading any other country and mass murdering or converting people , heck even when ashoka gained power over whole subcontinent , he only preached peace , and when we did go to another countries , we only brought prosperity ( example : Cambodia , Angkor ; it was the largest city for hundreds of years and everyone living in it was prosperous and happy )
Because of people like you India is still a place to live, humanity is the greatest religion but some extremists are trying to make this country a hell by doing Hindu muslim politics (everyone knows about whom I am talking about).
RSS.
BJP.
@@jagratsoni only 1 extremists is popular in this world, the religion which is dangerous for all religion, terror is the 2nd name of that religion
@Anonymous Para Brahma you deserve 1M likes.
@@rajkumarsingh8970
Aapko padhke toh 1 baat hee kehta hoon...
"Waah Modi ji Waah"
yes of course you are talking about owasis , ajam khan , kanhaiya kumar , shehla rashid.
This line was too funny 😄
Sehgupta has a boyfriend
How do you know
She wrote a letter him left to right
Urooj played well with two religious
She didn't insult and hurt anyone 🇮🇳
Hare Krishna 🙏
Moral of the standup : No body has Iman! 😂 Everybody is fingre pointing at eachother in the same boat.
True that :)
BTW what is iman
@@vivekpanjesha3947 morals
"Left to right likh ri hai" 😂😂
bahut sahi !
@LAKSHAY GUPTA urdu right to left likhte hain ! Left to right likh rahi hai matlab hindi likh rahi hai maane ladka urdu/arabic nahi jaanta hai
@@abhishesh.sharma Thanks
I also didn't get that.
u could feel the room crumbling with tension when she started talking about hindu-musilm like oh no i didn't know this was a kunal kamra show
Ranodeep Seth don’t worry bro
Finally someone who can mock Islam as well. I just hope she remains safe 😝 FATWA is coming !!!
@@chetansharma7833 14K people has approved for Fatwa
Nani Questionable Human thing 🌈😋
Maro
I really hope for once we should have a Uber driver as stand up comedian. It will be blast.
She doesn't make us wait for the jokes, she goes supersonic, loved it.
I got all uncomfortable and thought I wouldn't be able to laugh at this, but couldn't stop myself from laughing.... that's how funny this is. Kudos to you for picking this subject and doing this so fearlessly!
she had me at "hmmm maulana ji"" dang girl ferocious performance
I hope she's safe
@@devanshi864 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@devanshi864 She's not in Pakistan, here you can question religion. But ofcourse that violates the entire existance of Islam cause when you do that Islam seems irrelevant and brutal.
@@devanshi864 i with 69 mullah friend issued a fatwa against her
That "yaah Maulanaji" part was litttt......
*the biggest mistake i did in life that i drank water when she said “yeeeeahhh maulanaji” i spat water right into my dad’s face. Thankyou maulanaji for a trip to the doctor.*
I played that out in my headdddddd. Happened w me as well lol
Hardest laugh I've had in a while lol
You're lying
celebcrunch never in a million years
How sharp was your water!..that your dad ended up in the hospital
Man she is gorgeous .... intense...comic... Hilarious..I literally love her expressions
bt kya fayda tumhara imman nhi hota or hum sab to ak jaise hai 😂😂😂
@@sauravsharma7873 kya matlab bhai Tera?
@@imamshahedalimohammad2472 are usne joke mara be tu samja b nahi
The way she says “zubaida” and “ please 5 star dena”. Epic cuteness.
5:28 if you don't have a nani you will have a dadi
there is always a spare
caught me
My take away from this set. "There is always a spare one" Hilarious.
Whenever she said "please 5 stars dena" I literally died of laughter.
6:45 "Yeah Maulana ji..." gets me every damn time 😂😂 too good man
2:26 that's exactly what my name is💀 I got goosebumps lol🙂
I come here everyday just to see her say MAULANA JI.💃💃💃
6:46
Same here man 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
@@mohammedazharuddin643 chill bro
@@lalithrockz he is a typical triggered mullah
@@mohammedazharuddin643 damn kya toxic he be thu
When life gives you choices choose Urooj ashfaaq over J.zubair.
Who is J zubair??
@@ayushchoudhary4721 jannat zubair
@@yashdhikle4825 celeb google karna bhai
@@yashdhikle4825 Hoe🙄 Aise nahi bolte bhai, Behen Hai Wo bhi kisi ki 😕
1210 😂😂fuck
the BEST part is NO MUSLIM and NO HINDU criticizes her in COMMENT section .
This Happens ONLY in INDIA .
H@il tolerance!!
Cause usne dono ki lii hain bro... India mein kya hota hain kamra ko dekhkar bataao.
Chal be chutiye jaha Indians hote hai waha peace nahi hota tu ne commenta parhe hi nahi hai
lol kidr bi hoiga ye, until and unless koi discrimination ke mindset se beta ho
@@rafiulalam2390 bilkul sahi kaha bhai
You're freakin' awesome, and brutally honest. Protect your brand identity. Best wishes
She describes the stereotypes and the misunderstandings, miscommunication and thinkings so well between Hindus and Muslims . And her emphasis on dono hi side ache or bure dono tarah k log hain .. i am so impressed by you urooj 👍😃 well done such sweet, simple, funny yet clear and thoughtful set with a great message ❤❤ i am a fan .. wish you great success 😘😘
Dear Indian Muslims,
I as a hindu apologize for the bigotry, discrimination and abuse which you face from my relatives. Times will change.
Tjhe pta h bhai chutiya h tu
@@garvitchaudhary4499 🙏🏼😂
True brother ... We will again celebrate Eid and Diwali together ... #Peace
Because of people like you our nation is still known as cecullar nation
There is no need to apologize with writing that(name of religion) it just creates a knot in a smooth thread string.
Best thing about you is you're more than a comedian. You're an intellectual person who always chooses burning topics.. Kudos, keep them coming 😋
Aur bhai kaisa hai? 😂
6:40 - 6:50 I can't stop laughing.. But lol we should accept that she's a secular woman..
She is 23 years old, but really talented.
Shit she's 23 ,it doesn't matter I look 23 😂
Legends say that maulanaji was trying hard to find this girl since this video
Hahahahhaa 😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
Maulanajis are soon coming up with FATWA. Umm.. Yeah !!! 😜
Maulanaji has gone mad after watching this
@@chetansharma7833 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤝👍👍👍👍👍
@@ashutosht10 lolzzz hahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Yeah Maulanaji" WTF 🤣🤣🤣
the way ur nani thinks that when she dies after party begins that is the only truth we all are ignoring
may allah guide us to understand that our extemely better is our after life
That's Idiotic. There's no afterlife
If your child dies ........you will be happy he is with ullah hu uber...........non sense
I just like her sense of humor and the way she talks abt religion!
But
India is not ready for it and might not ever be!
oof bruh forget india are u ready to hurt ur ego lol?
yes.
@@abdulaleem9207 nahh u aint ready to hear smthn bad about men
@@boomboom-sm1zf lol, you don't know me.
@@ABRTPDR and then u r the same people criticizing kapil sharma for his 'sexist, racist jokes'. When these people do inappropriate comedy, its dark humor and when he does it, its cheap, dumb and stuff... indians already enjoy that... the rape jokes thie girl.cracked.. it was shameful, class-targeting and insensitive and wasnt even funny.. let people enjoy man... dont have to make yourself feel superior or something. Galti koi b nikaal sakta hai.. anybody..
The cab driver could also have said " Muslims kabhi 5-stars nahi dete. "
😂vo fir bhi 5 star ni degi kyunki usme feelings nhi.
Hahah very cleevr
😂
😂😄
Well said sir .
2:36
Booked an Uber, got Micro and wanted Prime.
Ola: to mein Kya karu? Job chod du?
OMG that reference tho😂😂😂😂😂
@@MinMin-oe5od yeh vo log hai, Jo airport bhi Auto se jaate hai , Par check-in Meru cabs ka daalte hai
Uber me micro hota h ?
@@Thevipernottymj it's UberGo and UberPremier. Micro and Prime are Ola terms.
I just hope that stupid fanatics don't stop her from getting the content out.. she is great and she is brave
if there was space in the cab i would have stood up,There's always a spare, Damn good! Maulana ji.. was epic! Ur act outs are Hilarious
Rajat Nair your comment is something which a comicstaan judge would say 😂
People say that she insulted two religions. I don't know when and how. If you talk about stereotype it never means of insult to religion. The time has changed we should now have to change and she had pointed out some of them.
Love and respect you.
It's not so
She told vulgurity about Muslims when she said Apni sisters SE shaadi krte h
And that's the bloody truth
They are real bustards
@H. D And you are a whatsapp university Failure... ppl like you are spreading bullshit about other religions and spreading hatred... go to fucking bjp videos and vomit ur shitty ideas there .. nobody gives a fucks abt ur opinion .. shove ur stupid knowledge down ur ass
@@h.d2891 Cousins se shaadi karte hai, Telangana ke areas mein Hindus mein bhi Cousin marriage hoti hai dear
@@h.d2891 Cousin marriage legal ha dear, kya vulgarity ha isme?
@@amaanalam6749 arey danky launde, big fan
She insulted the mentality of both Hindus and Muslims and u Know no one is hating her that's our India
Because she Insulted them equally, that's why no one criticised. That's the beauty of our Nation, Jai Hind🇮🇳
Where did she insult anybody ..it's a common conversation going on among the people ..the hate ...
she just showed the mirror..
Sacchai insult nahi hota
How many functional braincells do you have?? I mean it's countable in case of urs
Exactly
I loved this video so much that I watched it for 15 times and now I don't find anything funny in this... I don't know why but that's the fucking truth.
Imagine being so nalla that you watch something you don't like 15 times 😂😭 you're miserable
It’s when you see people like her that you feel that may be there’s a hope after all that our country indeed has a bright future where bigotry and misogyny shall have no place. More power to you miss!
That's obvious dude...
You're prolly reading too much ""news""
Urooj literally had to overcompensate for the Muslim story / bigotry she faced by the nani part and confirming that she’s not a Muslim 😬 This is just sad !
No religion teaches misogyny... It is the people who interpret it in a bad manner......
6:52 Ummm... Maulana ji😂😂😂
A "Muslim" woman as a stand-up... A breath of fresh air...
abey atheist hai woh...
@@zacksucher4844 a muslim atheist..😹
She's atheist. Matlab she doesn't believe im God because sje thinks she created herself
@@codmlover6008 she was created by her parents.. And if every creation needs a creator who created the creator...
If she wants to be a comedian then its obvious she has to leave islam otherwise mullas were killed her
bc these things are forbidden in islam😁
0:09
I thought to close the video at this moment (while my brain was like, "Bhai, Yeh Toh Shuru Hote Hee Khatum Ho Gaya!").
Meanwhile The Video: It's Uroo Ash Faq!
Me: Okay...
After Video Got Finished - Me: I shoulda' prepared before watching.
Whether u r hindu or muslim, it doesn't matter!
I give u 5 stars
💫 ✨ ✨ 💫 ✨
🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣
Run away from reality just like the girl kid yesterday did while going for garba when 2 kasai looking guys stalked and even smiled at me for approval when I hurled abuses and immediately turned into a bad guy.
New Jehad chapter Starts....Muslim Bechara...Hindu Bad guy.....I dont like...
@Muhammad Sarmad true brother....apni soch ki wajah se log acche ya bure hote hai...unke religion se nhi....kuch Hindu galat hai to kuch muslim galat hai....or kuch Hindu acche hai to Muslims bhi acche hai...bs Apne Apne dekhne ka tarika hota hai
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Someone here after watching tanmay's vlog? P.s.- she is damn cute 🥰💛
ikr?!
Modiji aap yaha?
I'm
@@OMGitsPARAJ ab toh aadat si h mujhko aise jeene mein 🙃😌
Modiji desh ki maa chod di aapne abb standup dekh rahe ho
And the most fun part is both Hindus and Muslims are laughing altogether!!💙💙
Thanks for the amazing Content :}
@Kayef B you are surely laughing when people make fun of hinduism or other relegion. At that time you guys are like chill its just a joke, ab kyu aag lag rahi hai
@Kayef B chl na hinduism ka mazzk udana vese bhi bdi baat nhi hai, ye thda rare hai quran ko mazk bnana 😂
And the most fun part is I could only see Hindus in the comment section. Might be scotoma(eyes see what you want them to see).
If the craft is honest, you cannot offend anybody.
This could have gone anywhere, but that's where the talent makes the difference.
Well done Urooj!!
Chalo finally someone has started crapping on religion in India , no matter who, no matter which.
That "yeah maulanaji" was killer😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Take lot of guts doing standup on this topic. SALUTE TO YOUR CONFIDENCE.
Yes bro..and salute to you being a liberal..all other muslims in comments section are hypocrites
Bro look at the way how she spelled quran and maulanaji as if she is only following the religion coz of her nani...
@@hanzalakhan8133 she is a perfect liberal..unlike those hypocrite Bollywood..who only criticize Hinduism...Mr khan this is a free country.. everybody has right to tell what ever they want even if it's offensive Muslims... because.. you know what muslims had it good for far too long and now it's time to criticize them also..kudos to this young girl
Come on guys! CHILL! lets drop the argument here..everybody has different perceptions regarding things we cant do anything right? Peace. ❤
@@AmaanKhan-mf1gc peace bro✌️