10 Dumbest Games That WERE PAINFUL TO PLAY

[@foxmind2490]

I don’t think Falcon has ever spent this amount of time on a number 10 entry. He REALLY must hate that game

[@tims7250]

Sounds like his orga s m s don't last 1hr 🥹

[@sfreemanoh]

There's practically no way the dialogue (and maybe even most of the game itself) isn't AI generated.

[@Josh_808]

Lol agreed

[@rrep008]

You should listen to him talk about Anthem

[@jayebejer7431]

Nathan Morgan is the name of his creepy uncle

[@Fonzzz002]

HOLY SHIT. I studied game design and the dude who made Dinner Date showed up one day to tell about his game, in the Netherlands back in 2010. No way did I ever expect to see it again years later. Memory unlocked

[@whatdadogdoin8457]

Id be pissed if he was presenting that game to me😂😂😂

[@bagelborrowing6085]

That's actually awesome

[@SoundExperiment123]

Did they invite him to show an example of what not to do?

[@Se7Tripz]

Ok.. so what did he say about the game??

[@ruigerd]

That's pretty funny lol, how was the presentation?
How is the Dutch gaming market right now? I just started working in IT and I would love to work at a gaming company, even though I might need to work on my skillset before I do that

[@kidcollie9117]

I feel like falcon originally made a 30 minute video on number ten then the rest of the crew convinced him to add another 9 games instead, the hate is real 🤣

[@gameranxTV]

😅

[@TeamCryptidRobotics]

He could have given that one it's own video lol

[@Ivotas]

In all fairness, I'd be up to listen Falcon tear this game appart for thirty minutes or even more. This segment was hilarious!^^

[@DubberRucks]

Fr that just all felt way too personal for him what he had to say about it. 😂

[@zerobolt9506]

Agreed

[@RghtBrnd]

The "you okay lady?" at 30:03 was funnier than it should have been.

[@NegativeROG]

Where did they go with that stretcher so fast? It's GONE!

[@jakerobinson9933]

😂😂😂😂

[@drgonzo123]

“I know the 2 of them, they’re friends, what happened I don’t believe this.” 🤣 that delivery just kills me. Reminds me of The Room’s “hi doggy” scene.

[@NegativeROG]

@@drgonzo123 "I did not hit her, I did not! Oh, hi Mark."

[@kira3894]

😂

[@synapse7274]

I thought for sure Saints Row 2022 would be on this list.
Then I saw the first entry and realized we were in a realm far beyond what Saints Row could hope to achieve

[@williamyoung9401]

Saint's Row 2022 wasn't horrendous. It was painfully goofy and cringe. This list is about games that should never have seen the light of day. I can't believe The Quiet Man wasn't mentioned.

[@doginhat13]

​@@williamyoung9401there is some fun to be had in the game but you just have to turn off your brain

[@mezmerizer0266]

​@@williamyoung9401SR2022 has massive bugs throughout the game. What are you talking about?

[@sleet9289]

@@williamyoung9401 they've mentioned it before in similar lists

[@beatles42ohgg94]

@@williamyoung9401 what you are describing is saints row after it became popular.
1 and 2 were great games, in some ways, better than modern GTA games. sure GTA is beter.
but the customization, the characters, the depth,
i felt more involved in saints rows story than any GTA story...great games.
then 3 came out and started doing some reboot computer virus gameplay shit.

[@vivekkparashar6369]

Nathan Morgan got the combined powers of Nathan Drake and Arthur Morgan ....
What a chad

[@youareawesome5236]

😂👍

[@therunawaykid6523]

But can’t climb

[@frey6955]

every character looks like that gen z skit on tiktok 😂😂

[@akl2k7]

Unfortunately, it was a messed up fusion dance, and so he got all the drawbacks and none of the strengths.

[@vivekkparashar6369]

@@akl2k7 indeed

[@how2pick4name]

"I don't want to hear about orgasms".
Spoken like a true gamer. 😂

[@Itomon]

yess

[@NenjiAvero]

This is some of Falcon's best work lmao
You can feel his hate in every spoken word

[@williamyoung9401]

He is getting more visceral as the years go on, isn't he? 🦅 (You should complain to Google there isn't a Falcon emote)

[@yewlordy]

agreed his best video imo

[@ArmanDustyIUY]

As someone who knows english as my second language I thought I lost my ability to understand English when I heard the dialogues in the first game lmao 😂

[@torgranael]

English is my primary language, and I felt the same way. 😆

[@DubberRucks]

As an English speaker I too can confirm that was indeed nonsense to the ears. 😂

[@Subject_Keter]

That the kinda stuff you play to make a room of professors fall over.

[@leemckenna8214]

"You okay lady" was pure gold... And then the rest of the scene played out.. Holy ishh lllolol

[@RandomGamerHereNow]

MK vs DC Universe was fun. It also revitalized the MK series and gave birth to the Injustice series where they have cameos from the other universe. Joker was in MK11 and Subzero, Scorpion, and Raiden were in the Injustice series as DLC.

[@turnerlee6602]

Facts. This game was literally so fun. Underrated

[@mattlatakas7051]

​@@turnerlee6602Yeah, I don't understand why this is on here and not the Saints Row reboot.

[@texasfuneral4787]

At first i thought you meant injustice comics until looked twice at "dlc" 😂

[@lydellthompson831]

The head flying out the window was some wild shit😭😭

[@guylee9069]

Unhinged vibes
Then we wonder why things are so wild now,often world had to experience all these terrible forms of media
I’m convinced it a form of BrainRot

[@metalsynkk]

"a weirdly-proportioned slab of meat" this is the kind of premium writing I come here for. Please, Falcon, keep going as you do.

[@doodwhathow]

*proportioned

[@metalsynkk]

@@doodwhathow Oh apparently I just misheard, I already thought it sounded weird lmao

[@DraconicDuelist]

Weird thing is, he looks like a cheaply modeled Sebastian Stan...

[@antisocialgamer1599]

That description of the two playable characters in fast and the furious had me laughing.
"One hates technology...the other...get this, likes it" 😅

[@ThePorksta414]

Falcon just absolutely demolishing games i haven’t even heard of brings me joy 🤣

[@DubberRucks]

Fr. I would watch a whole series of him being forced to play and then destroy bad games. 💀

[@ryanventer9221]

Want to print money with a Fast and Furious game? Make it like Burnout 3/Paradise. Have an open world where you complete story missions, but also have seprate modes like crash mode etc.

[@dandelion_apocalypse]

I don't even like F&F and I'd play that.

[@LittleLarryZellers]

Seemed road rash like to me

[@vendrick994]

gameranx top10 is my cup of tea before bed time

[@TheShawnMower]

Found the Australian! Or something

[@SuperNovaHeights_]

Dude it’s 17:50. Far from bedtime

[@stoneagepig3768]

@SuperNovaHeights you're either stupid or aren't witty enough to make a decent joke. Do better

[@RedaFL]

Nothing better thab caffeine before bed

[@ian9391]

lol this game out at noon my time

[@rippski9826]

"You ok lady?" Got me😂

[@sheekyking]

And that awkward silence after 😆 🤣 😂 man I almost lost it

[@matthewtait]

Genuine lol on that one

[@seekerballu2239]

Seriously hilarious 🤣🤣

[@MaticulousGamer]

yo, that was wild!! 😂

[@MattStevens9824]

This collection was soooo nice to chuckle to. The frustration on Falcon's voice on #10 cracks me up. 🤣

[@DubberRucks]

Fr that sounded so personal to him lol

[@MattStevens9824]

@@DubberRucks Yeah you could sense his blood pressure rising with that one.

[@alexdevonshire6120]

Honestly, the DC and MK game hit its target audience. When me and my buddies were little kids we absolutely loved it lol. It was so stupid that it was awesome lmao.

[@favoritemustard3542]

You know your mind, who you were vs who you are; respect!
Some can't get past their nostalgia to find fault with past loves. It's better to remember those times & realize we embraced that stanky jank bc we didn't know any better.👍👍

[@giovlms]

My first memory of Plumbers Don't Wear Ties is AVGN screaming **WHAT WERE THEY THINKINGGGGGGGGGGG????**

[@Saul_Goodman27]

AVGN moment

[@BNKbeatz]

legendary episode that one

[@manolizerg]

I only know about him second hand from OneyPlays and their excessively nasal impression of avgn, maybe not funny to everyone but it does make me laugh everytime

[@user-em2pe3rf4h]

It's is appropriate that Falcon is presenting this list cause all ten of these games are bird droppings.

[@josephkatz1982]

It's is, indeed 😊

[@SatiricalStocks]

To be fair falcons voice is just AI

[@user-em2pe3rf4h]

@@SatiricalStocks So is mine. I use a vintage speak n spell.

[@Scrounge4]

⁠@@SatiricalStocks is that why he sounds like Will Arnett ?

[@JohnnyBoy-wi4kn]

I like this comment but I took away my like so we can keep it at 117

[@milkmanchannel1]

That train in F&F was MOVING

[@walethegreat]

that nathan morgan segment was so long that i thought the whole video was about that one game alone 😂😂

[@HoodedMushroom]

Nathan Morgan, what a legend.

[@stuartmorley6894]

*sells 10 000 copies after this*

[@williamyoung9401]

"A.I..."
"Shut up, Caboose." -Red vs Blue (R.I.P. Rooster Teeth).

[@clovisursa497]

@@williamyoung9401 No no. They don't deserve a RIP. Shit company filled with creeps.

[@Cykoid]

thanks!... It's actually my name

[@user-vg6qv5jv3w]

The bots are in full swing!
If only Nathan Morgan was around to help lol

[@Matt-md5yt]

ikr

[@kryw10]

😂😂😂

[@akl2k7]

It would be hilarious if the bots stole this comment, too.

[@williamyoung9401]

At least the Google search engine works. Oh wait...

[@Cykoid]

IM HERE!!! not joking its my actual name

[@raisgamesnz325]

Can we all take a second to pity gameranx for playing all these games? They really do the unspeakable for our entertainment.

[@gameranxTV]

We played so you don’t have to! Lol :)

[@Dradeeus]

Lmao at the "This person hates her job and yet needs to remain in the same place to continue doing it.... suspicious."

[@GeezusEnigma]

The dialogue in that Nathan Morgan game is the most poetic stuff I’ve ever heard. 🤣

[@bobm2251]

In this sense, Dinner Date is not a game, but rather the developer's processing of trauma

[@thomaswilson4292]

Plumbers Don’t Wear Ties triggered my memory of Mad Dog McCree, with the live-action cutscenes of bandits falling over when shot.

[@obsisonnen9427]

Crying is not Enough is the Greek Game of the Year awardee of 2018, I believe.

[@Ohnezone]

I'm almost certain Ride to Hell was made solely to capitalize on the popularity of Sons of Anarchy when it released

[@therunawaykid6523]

Yeah I’ve heard that game is absolute trash

[@williamyoung9401]

The Angry Joe Show had one of their best episodes reviewing Ride To Hell, lol.

[@trackerdark-heart3043]

When played it on 360 it was really jittery , now I know the 360 can do alot better .

[@DubberRucks]

@williamyoung9401 - glad someone else remembers that review. Gold. Just gold. 🤣

[@tislota_f]

@@williamyoung9401oh my god, the angry joe show, i haven’t heard that in sooooo long. core memory re-unlocked

[@gamerunner478]

Huge respect to gameranx for going through the pain of playing all these to give us a good video!

[@justingodde2062]

That Nathan Morgan content was TOP TIER 😂 when Falcon revealed that the game is about an hour long I nearly did a spit take. Thanks for the laughs gameranx!

[@DrVenture45]

Some of these games leave me with the impression that the creator couldn't cut it as a filmmaker, so they resigned themselves to game development, which also meant they burnt through their therapist budget so they incorporated all their angst and depression into a brooding lead protagonist.

[@KuueenKumi]

As someone who hasn't played Balan Wonderworld, the most frustrating aspect to me is that it wasn't called Balan Wonderland.

[@torgranael]

I didn't realise I'd mentally autocorrected it until finding this comment.

[@AlejandroRodolfoMendez]

Honestly I didn't realize until I read this comment

[@Timbo360]

If they made that Dinner Date game with controls like Surgeon Simulator that could actually be a hilarious game, but they also would have to add your date as an NPC 😂

[@KuueenKumi]

That game already exists, it's called Table Manners

[@Someguy93-y9v]

The way Falcon says "Jake Conway" cracks me tf up 🤣

[@GrandMarquisLS09]

MK vs DC Universe was amazing. Your opinion on that game just made me believe a lot of these other games were pretty good

[@dzill95]

My gaming backlog just got bigger

[@geordiejones5618]

Are you a Penguinz0 alt account trying to ensure your bad games nights never end?

[@williamyoung9401]

Thank Gabe for Steam sales! 😂

[@808Mark]

😂😂😂😂

[@favoritemustard3542]

Masochist! Embrace the suck.

[@nathanmorgan8951]

Can’t say I was expecting to hear my full government name on today’s gameranx video…

[@williamyoung9401]

😂 You should sue for slander.

[@electricbayonet2]

2:48 The notion of every single character aggressively praising a character that we literally never meet is some unintentionally surreal comedy gold.

[@SuperSpeed21]

I feel like with Nathan Morgan: Dilemma. The devs didn't do much thinking or research on how a detective game should be.

[@DubberRucks]

ChatGPT could have done a better job. 💀

[@starjadiancloneinvestigato1772]

falcon started on a warpath with number 10 already

[@DubberRucks]

Fr that felt somehow personal and, maybe, a lot shorter rant than they had time for. 😂

[@paulrasmussen8953]

Seeious who made those forst 2 games

[@Sce0lan]

I think there should be some mention of Injustice: Gods Among Us while talking about MK vs DC. It was a really solid fighint game that came later and it even had some Mortal Kombat characters that fit in.

[@DeAthWaGer]

We also had Justice League Task force back in '95. Genesis version is playable, SNES version is terrible (much like Shaq Fu).

[@henrik971]

Let's not forget "The Day Before" from FNTASTIC 🤣

[@DubberRucks]

And their excellent apology where they maintained they "never took money from anybody" 🤣 🤦‍♂️

[@henrik971]

@@DubberRucks oh you know.... "Shit happens" 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣🤣🤣

[@Wearbear1111]

The flying head really got me 😀made my day! Thank you.

[@favoritemustard3542]

That was so lazy, like a cut-&-paste of a head graphic lol

[@kyrianasher5747]

I'm honestly surprised there isn't a good Fast & Furious game. It's GTA, G.I Joe, and Avengers (kinda, and you can't prove me wrong) all wrapped into one, so everything you need for a banger is there. So baffling. 😂

[@mrbobgamingmemes9558]

Yeah, its soo weird that many famous action movies concept barely made it to a game

[@CharlieFoxtrot]

There is a good F&F game, but it's on PS2 and seems to simply carry the F&F title. Plays more like a Wangan tuner game

[@FluffyFerretFarm]

It was painful to watch this video about these games.. actually playing them has got to be brutal

[@tavonharris215]

I have to say you've made my morning Falcon. Gameranx videos are my go to for my morning commute to work. I haven't laughed so hard while driving. I am SURE i look like a maniac to everyone i pass. 😂

[@ThatBeardedVRDude]

The splat sound on The Ring: Terrors Realm absolutely killed me 😂

[@huangjun_art]

This could be a list of every FIFA game.

[@williamyoung9401]

Or Madden. The Angry Joe Show does the best analysis of that franchise.

[@DaRealTawk]

I loved Mortal Kombat vs DC 😅😂

[@Telsun78]

It paved the way for the awesome Injustice series and that's something big as well. ^.^

[@Bubblesxoxo]

@@Telsun78Facts! My friend and I always play injustice if they have it at the arcade. I’m glad they included Mortal Kombat characters I was so happy when I got scorpion’s game card. 😂

[@in4mus85]

🤦🏾‍♂️

[@T0bimaru]

Turns out there's a hidden option to just make Jake piss on the fence which shorts it out and saves about 239 innocent people at the power plant.

[@alexthompson1675]

Ones black ones white... Finally someone not afraid of pointing out the obvious! Great work!

[@kaneaquino8295]

Now the opposite: 10 Smartest That Were PAINFUL TO PLAY

[@chonkyseal7164]

Thank you Gameranx for making this list and suffering for our entertainement while making it.

[@SloanJ86]

"What happened😐? I don't believe this.😐" Classic!!

[@Bishop228]

My plumber always wears a tie.

[@seymourskinner571]

Bro I can tell how much falcon hates the first one 😂😂😂

[@therunawaykid6523]

That game looks lazy af

[@devonwilliams3957]

Nah that shit had me in tears 😭😭

[@DubberRucks]

Agreed. I wonder how much was edited out for time because that sounded personal for him 😂

[@seymourskinner571]

@@DubberRucks fr 😂😂

[@benjwallace7479]

If superman 64 isn't on this list, it's not valid.

[@therunawaykid6523]

Yeah can’t believe the devs thought that game was good enough to sell

[@proto-geek248]

That's a good point.
Wow, what a piece of crap.

[@sfseven7404]

But that game wasn’t dumb, just bad. Like ET.

[@rubenel7993]

Going though rings as Superman is dumb.

[@favoritemustard3542]

Supes64 is on every other list, so let's just let your comment be it's "Dishonorable Mention" lol

[@SammaclauseGamgee]

Man, Meg and Robert are so lucky to have their friend, Jack, to ask what happened to them!

[@dandelion_apocalypse]

I love the triple emphasis on Night Trap 😂

[@RenegadePandaZ]

Black Ops 6 is going to have to go pretty hard to top the "Drinking a Glass of Wine" set piece.

[@TheyWillKnowAnother]

TWD Destinies could have been a great game if it was made by a competent developer

[@Alakozam3]

Blue Stinger was fun as hell. One of my favourite games of all time. Fight me

[@GreatLaminator]

If there is one way to make me lose interest in a game rapidly, it's a quote from Ayn Rand

[@obligatoryfate6849]

Wow, now there’s a hot take on a subject I’ve never pondered.

[@brettbeyer73]

That "You don't know me!" Line in TWD had some serious Mrs. Pancakes vibes.

[@ladyibis580]

iirc, the book of Balan Wonderworld had the story, whereas the game had the...gameplay.

[@therunawaykid6523]

Yeah it’s a baffling choice to make the in game cutscenes not make sense and require a book to understand what is happening

[@favoritemustard3542]

I've seen a couple of vids on Balan, but I never knew of the book. Was it packaged with the game?

[@therunawaykid6523]

@@favoritemustard3542 don’t think so

[@rogerostrander3292]

It would be the funniest thing ever if Dinner Date was made in the Godot engine

[@TheDarkShinobiX]

MK VS DC will always get my respect because I played it as a kid and it was fun to my teen brain and because it literally is the reason we got the INJUSTICE franchise.

[@BernicePanders]

Did I miss Gollum? Guaranteed anyone who played that would swear it's the most painful game ever!

[@williamyoung9401]

I think we all know how bad Gollum is. These are classic abominations, lol.

[@fredymartinez1797]

Falcon on his best Kendrick performance. Full on HATER mode. I love it!! Some of his best work😂

[@throwaway3024]

I was hoping this video would never end

[@anoc5345]

I hope Falcon gets paid well to play such crappy games. Thanks for taking one for the team, Birdman!

[@Astraeus..]

I guarantee you he hasn't played even half the games he mentions in any of these kinds of lists. I say that because the shit he says about them sometimes is so painfully off the mark and factually inaccurate that the only way you could say it is if you were just reading a script that was written using info some dipshit intern skimmed google to look up.

[@favoritemustard3542]

@Astraeus either that or your butthurt about MK vs DC? Just bc it was mocked a bit doesn't mean it has no merit. 👍

[@RealTuckered]

This was funny, def do a part 2!

[@williamyoung9401]

Agreed. What about The Quiet Man?

[@hoseaswei7168]

The number 10 entry is like asking politicians questions.😂

[@ShaLa-m7d]

20:15 looking at that head with that song playing gotta be one funniest things I've seen in a game

[@FatalKitsune]

Full gameranx playthrough of Nathan Morgan when?

[@gameranxTV]

Oh no! LOL

[@Galvamel]

Yes. MK vs. DC was not great but without it we would not have gotten the Injustice games, which were great.

[@Madcat6204]

20:15 May be one of the funniest things I've ever seen. Such an AWFUL attempt at making a "severed head."

[@bartman5693]

Dinner Date seems like a narrative art piece. It's a strange genre but there's definitely a market for it.

[@TheMistyBlueLounge]

I want to nominate Cryosyasis. It's a 2008 Ukrainian game set on a Russian nuclear tanker ship frozen in the artic. You're reliving an old tragedy trying to alter the outcome, as the ship is haunted by the specters of the past. Sounds cool, but you move about 1 foot every 10 seconds, and jump about 3 inches, and platforming is not uncommon throughout.
Still a memorable game, but it was dumb and painful to play!

[@butwhataboutdragons7768]

Now see that sounds like it'd be an awesome game if done correctly. It sounds very similar to a game called Return of the Obra Din, which WAS actually well executed. Why bother with half-assed platforming when your story can stand on its own?

[@mr.s9783]

Anthem was painful for me. Boring combat, basic and repetitive mission, awful story, and mediocre loot that all looks and feels the same. It was a proof of concept sold for $60. I don’t know how it doesn’t count as fraud.

[@basti630]

I loved anthem. Was excited for 2.0 but then ea dropped it, that was a shady move. I agree it could count as fraud, bc they still selling it in this unfinished state!

[@spectre-8]

Falcon saying ‘orgasm’ FOUR times in one video 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@nightmarelycanthrope2230]

Please do a part 2. Falcon is having a blast with this

[@gameranxTV]

lol we’ll give it some consideration :D

[@larrywalsh9939]

ok, wow.... I think that shitty detective game wasn't just voiced by AI, but written, programmed, and produced by AI. I think the only human interaction in its creation was someone slicked the Start button on their screen to make the AI make the game.

[@InaudibleHippo]

Hey Gameranx. What music do you use for these lists? I've always been curious.

[@gameranxTV]

Hey

[@Fish-monologue]

30:20 it kills me how the police officer gave up and started just talking it himself. He has the blankest expression 😂

[@PaulSimonMcCarthy-fu6ms]

'This boy is not normal.'
Simply amazing

[@Jerm6201]

8 minuets in and I realize that falcon is starting to sound like I do about all the new games coming out.

[@MikeMcD-sm2ds]

In Nathan Morgan;The female dialog sounds like something that would come from Kamala Harris.😂😂😂😂

[@yy-hj4br]

I dont like her either but when has she admitted to getting phantom 💦

[@TawJev]

LMAO

[@nathanwright8598]

Hahaha

[@allyce8175]

Huh?

[@aplasticaenima4293]

Rent free. Poor little guy

[@Beateau]

I love the sound of setting the microwave to 99:99 right before the boss goes boom.

[@prototypegamer8303]

Hey Falcon

[@gameranxTV]

Hey

[@strider029]

duk bro

[@prototypegamer8303]

@@strider029 ayy my lost brother 😭😭 where were you i thought I lost you in Niagara falls 😭😭😭

[@confusedsiren56]

Falcon I wish games were not so expensive at launch like call of duty

[@Windwalker88]

There is a solution too that: dont buy call of duty

[@hfhjfx]

​@@Windwalker88or any other game

[@Windwalker88]

@@hfhjfx steam has great discounts for entire game series. Recently bought all arkham games for 10 bucks. So i dont think gaming has to be expensive

[@wukongthemonkeyking249]

@@Windwalker88that’s because those games are 10 years old lmao

[@therunawaykid6523]

Yeah forza horizon 5 is still £50 and that is not a new game but I have noticed it goes on sale for half price sometimes so one of these days I’m gonna get on sale I’m not paying £50 for it 😏

[@morbidbeauty_]

Falcon, this is officially my favorite video of the year so far. So hilarious. Thanks for taking one for the team on this!!

[@alangoodwin7102]

"You try it while driving blind. I can't see a thing here"
"I see them"
Top tier writing

[@ledgicyt2929]

Falcon For President!!

[@Nicholasmcmath-cr1xl]

Second that

[@batman_2004]

Third that

[@allnightfright619]

9:13 Are you crazy? The story must be awesome, it stars two women (awesome), one is a minority (totally awesome), could the be LGTBQIA+, maybe (Extremely awesome). With all those factors how can you say the story isn't good. If I learned anything from modern times, those are three of the hallmarks of a great story and only haters, and 'ists and 'phobes lie and say the story isn't good.

[@carlsoll]

😑👌