This Girl Thinks Shes Pregnant With Baby Jesus

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  • @sudo3037
    @sudo3037 4 роки тому +2316

    "She's not pregnant, she's literally full of shit." I love Lazarbeam

  • @coltoncallaway2021
    @coltoncallaway2021 5 років тому +1558

    Dr.Phil has a PHD in roasting people

  • @ceranopierce
    @ceranopierce 6 років тому +15030

    If the girl is pregnant with Jesus
    And Eminem is her father
    Then Eminem is *Rap God*

    • @tammyhartnagel5961
      @tammyhartnagel5961 6 років тому +364

      Lord Flame that’s actually so clever

    • @stedfrabler8178
      @stedfrabler8178 6 років тому +255

      Lord Flame you fuckin bloody legend! :D

    • @the_aquaknight6518
      @the_aquaknight6518 6 років тому +122

      You got that joke for PewDiePie, I watch his vid...

    • @slbellan
      @slbellan 6 років тому +44

      Michael Harding maybe he just thought of the same thing

    • @kadenanderson5469
      @kadenanderson5469 6 років тому +40

      Lord Flame “You can call me Rap Dad”

  • @cnd4071
    @cnd4071 2 роки тому +217

    “So Eminem is the grandfather of Jesus” 😂 this got me

  • @charliehale4761
    @charliehale4761 5 років тому +849

    2017 Lazar: *makes fun of guy with tattoos*
    2019 Lazar: *YEET* *Code Lazar*

    • @davidcook5517
      @davidcook5517 5 років тому +5

      Fav comment

    • @kaifromcl4442
      @kaifromcl4442 5 років тому +4

      I was gonna do that same comment

    • @dukeknight4207
      @dukeknight4207 5 років тому +6

      Lol but this is 2018

    • @cth1011
      @cth1011 5 років тому +5

      HNLB_Baller HNLB Clan uh yea but this guy has sexy vegon tattooed on his forehead

    • @charliehale4761
      @charliehale4761 5 років тому +3

      Brayden Nason just like how he’s a vegan in his new Minecraft series 👀

  • @r.mccarty08
    @r.mccarty08 4 роки тому +843

    Doctor: “There is no baby. Theres just one big fat turd!”

    • @DragonSlayer-oq1dg
      @DragonSlayer-oq1dg 4 роки тому +15

      Awwwww SSHITtttttttttttt😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂

    • @DragonSlayer-oq1dg
      @DragonSlayer-oq1dg 4 роки тому +13

      RA McCartyjr that was FUCKING FUNNY AS SHIT👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

    • @alybasem7152
      @alybasem7152 4 роки тому +6

      @@DragonSlayer-oq1dg here we go again

    • @dancam8161
      @dancam8161 4 роки тому +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @abhhhhahakajiajaisnwns
      @abhhhhahakajiajaisnwns 4 роки тому +7

      RA McCartyjr there’s no baby, it’s just a ball of shit.

  • @kyuusama6350
    @kyuusama6350 4 роки тому +2593

    "Yeah guys I'm actually pregnant"
    "Yeah it's.. it's satan"
    LMFAO 😂😂😂

    • @jodeanat5071
      @jodeanat5071 4 роки тому +32

      I literally heard Lazarbeam said that as I read your comment

    • @inkdemon2021
      @inkdemon2021 4 роки тому +6

      She felled with **** haha

    • @Cactus2013
      @Cactus2013 4 роки тому +4

      I just heard lannan say that

    • @TakenRaven
      @TakenRaven 4 роки тому +10

      This how it feel when I’m gonna take a big crap

    • @LBtheories
      @LBtheories 4 роки тому +2

      K

  • @troibeach
    @troibeach 2 роки тому +116

    Gordan ramsey is more warm hearted with people on kitchen nightmares than dr phil is with his clients

  • @vaclavruzicka2076
    @vaclavruzicka2076 6 років тому +383

    At 5:00 I honestly thought that man was a 50 year old woman

  • @newchinarestmn
    @newchinarestmn 4 роки тому +1416

    Dr Phil doesn’t need no oven, no stove, no microwave, no firepit, no grill, and can roast anything like he’s the real deal

    • @jayd3n.fr20
      @jayd3n.fr20 4 роки тому +9

      Its coz he uses the stove🤣

    • @newchinarestmn
      @newchinarestmn 4 роки тому +3

      epicfishy12 your right I must also include he don’t use that

    • @jayd3n.fr20
      @jayd3n.fr20 4 роки тому +4

      @@newchinarestmn he uses a firepit then🤣

    • @newchinarestmn
      @newchinarestmn 4 роки тому +5

      epicfishy12 why do you ruin the comment

    • @jayd3n.fr20
      @jayd3n.fr20 4 роки тому +2

      @@newchinarestmn It was funny

  • @lucy2901
    @lucy2901 6 років тому +163

    Me: I'm pregnant with my college degree
    Ultrasound: You're not pregnant, you're just constipated
    Me: welp

  • @casidy8194
    @casidy8194 2 роки тому +184

    The fact that lazarbeam kept this calm with all these idiots is just amazing

    • @Scout_Lander
      @Scout_Lander Рік тому +5

      He has more experience then anyone else

    • @Mr.Lightshine
      @Mr.Lightshine 10 місяців тому +2

      Whoever is reading this, I wanted to say I hope you have a great day and that God loves you so much that He sent His son, Jesus, to die on a cross for your sins and He rose again from the dead three days later. God Bless!
      And also, He doesn't want you to go to Hell, but He wants you to go to Heaven with Him but you have to be Saved. How do I get Saved you might ask? Here are the steps below on how to get Saved!
      1. Believe that God sent His Son
      (Jesus) to die on a cross for your sins and that He rose again from the dead 3 days later.
      2. Confess to Jesus that you are a sinner and ask forgiveness for your sins and Turn away from your sins. If you sin again after asking forgiveness of that sin, ask forgiveness again and try not to do it ever again. Jesus will forgive you!
      3. Ask Jesus to come into your heart and your life and for Him to be your Lord and Savior forever.
      4. Build a Personal Relationship with Jesus by Praying and Reading the Bible daily and Live for Him Forever.
      I'm Praying for you and you are loved
      (Romans 10:9-13)))

  • @lobcity1013
    @lobcity1013 4 роки тому +747

    I love hearing him just say "hes no docter at all hes just phill"

  • @savagedonkey4245
    @savagedonkey4245 4 роки тому +347

    Petition to bring back "learning with lazarbeam"

  • @defective123
    @defective123 6 років тому +5904

    I thought the dog man was a woman

  • @Jaydenthecyberman
    @Jaydenthecyberman 9 місяців тому +19

    "he's no Dr phill at all, he's just phill!"
    - lazarbeam 2018

  • @emmalocher23
    @emmalocher23 4 роки тому +108

    “Dr Phil, youtubes biggest, most savage roaster”
    *gordon ramsey and jefree star would like to speak with you*

  • @brofed5305
    @brofed5305 5 років тому +197

    48 year old man: I’m a dog
    Dr.phil: I’m bout to end this mans whole career

  • @youlooklikeasnack1337
    @youlooklikeasnack1337 5 років тому +922

    Women: “I’m pregnant with baby Jesus”
    Mary: “hold my baby”

    • @ShahidKarim-rz2ep
      @ShahidKarim-rz2ep 5 років тому

      Kermit is Da best lol

    • @isalop7211
      @isalop7211 5 років тому +3

      😂😂😂

    • @BananaMike07
      @BananaMike07 5 років тому +5

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙃🙃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😟🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mustkibo7078
      @mustkibo7078 5 років тому +2

      Banana_gamer Banana i did More then you

    • @Ruby-no8ux
      @Ruby-no8ux 5 років тому +6

      @@mustkibo7078 How long did that taks u

  • @Potatochipsanddip
    @Potatochipsanddip Рік тому +86

    5yrs ago
    Him: “i identify as a dog”
    Everyone: “ur just crazy”
    Now
    Him: “i identity as a dog”
    Everyone: “ok we accept you”

    • @Kind_of_Human
      @Kind_of_Human Рік тому +7

      Too true 😢

    • @Icyistoocool
      @Icyistoocool Рік тому +4

      Who said we support them?😂

    • @aguyonyoutube4014
      @aguyonyoutube4014 Рік тому

      As a member of the LGBTQ+ community, go away

    • @aguyonyoutube4014
      @aguyonyoutube4014 Рік тому +2

      @@ducksaregood788og at least I can spell university

    • @purgeblue
      @purgeblue 11 місяців тому

      You gotta be just as insane as this man if anyone thinks behaving like a dog the way he does is normal and acceptable. What kind of madman eats not only dog food in a dog bowl, but goes the unneccesary extra mile of doing it on the floor too. Like I know furries and LGBTQ are things, but this man behaves like he’s an inbred of the two which is just cursed as hell

  • @johnnysins4940
    @johnnysins4940 4 роки тому +1506

    Me here in quarantine this randomly came into my recommended

  • @jestinaaikens3567
    @jestinaaikens3567 4 роки тому +83

    "my baby punched and kick the bottom of my stomach" that baby trying to get away from you lady.

  • @kristianbbc
    @kristianbbc 5 років тому +461

    “He’s a giant shredded paper dog”
    Lazarbeam, 2019
    I thought it was a girl

    • @whatzyerface
      @whatzyerface 5 років тому +3

      Lol he didn't say it in 2019 he said it in 2018

    • @kristianbbc
      @kristianbbc 5 років тому +4

      Holy sh*t yeh sorry my bad lol

    • @kryos-5
      @kryos-5 5 років тому +3

      ScionZ Same😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆🤣

    • @i.i.i991
      @i.i.i991 5 років тому +3

      HES A BOY

    • @i.i.i991
      @i.i.i991 5 років тому +4

      Damn I thought he was a girl😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

  • @Jrush2000
    @Jrush2000 Рік тому +11

    This is the best era of LazarBeam.

  • @ipapachubbs8609
    @ipapachubbs8609 6 років тому +381

    "There is no baby" Man I love doctors sometimes

  • @llcrispy7319
    @llcrispy7319 6 років тому +160

    So the dog dude is basically a low budget furry

    • @babywasp4805
      @babywasp4805 6 років тому +3

      renagade_for_life 5525 oh god come on man furries aren’t THAT bad.

    • @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm
      @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm 6 років тому +4

      Um no. Furries aren't that crazy. He literally thinks he's a dog. Furries just dress up for fun and don't claim to be animals.

    • @tastelesswhiskey3
      @tastelesswhiskey3 6 років тому +2

      Exactly I'm not crazy, I'm no more crazy than a mascot who loves their job. We do have lives outside it though.

    • @summerngeorge
      @summerngeorge 6 років тому

      You're still gay as fuck though, unsubscribe from LazarBeam and leave please

    • @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm
      @IlIIlIIIIIlBrianSt0rm 6 років тому +3

      You realize LazarBeam doesn't like homophobes right?

  • @bathtubinvader
    @bathtubinvader 5 років тому +393

    Me: what’s the biggest “bruh” moment in history?
    This video: exists
    Me: oh nevermind

  • @laggnlog7919
    @laggnlog7919 2 роки тому +26

    I spat when the doc said "you have no baby" and " she's full of shit" 😂😂

  • @josharmstrong2249
    @josharmstrong2249 5 років тому +680

    1 year later and the only thing she gave birth to was 10 lb bucket of Kentucky fried chicken
    Colonel Sanders approves of this message

  • @analonegoose3159
    @analonegoose3159 4 роки тому +138

    When The dog man “barked” it sounded like Microsoft was going ErrOR 6:58

  • @nicolemathis2720
    @nicolemathis2720 6 років тому +740

    Anyone think his accent makes this video 2x funnier?!?! 😂😂😂

  • @someginger
    @someginger 2 роки тому +70

    Man took furry to a whole new level 😳

    • @lauralfoster7849
      @lauralfoster7849 Рік тому +2

      True it weird as hell his dad didn’t play catch

    • @Degradxr
      @Degradxr Рік тому +1

      Bro he even barked 😭😭

    • @bradyblue5269
      @bradyblue5269 Рік тому

      Remember. If they want to act like animals then we can hunt them. Chinese noodles anyone?

    • @soulless_jake540
      @soulless_jake540 Рік тому

      He is not a furry but a person with a mental.illness

    • @javahahdias
      @javahahdias Рік тому

      @@bradyblue5269 🤓

  • @katehazel63
    @katehazel63 6 років тому +402

    wait did she say she was nine months pregnant but then said its my first ultrasound...... bruh

    • @bennyaus71
      @bennyaus71 6 років тому +7

      Katelyn Hazel ikr, she is so dumb

    • @alexiswilks
      @alexiswilks 6 років тому +2

      Yep she just wants Attention

    • @hsksjdisis
      @hsksjdisis 6 років тому

      @@alexiswilks agree.

    • @rollerskate9315
      @rollerskate9315 6 років тому +1

      Yea totally reassuring... hmmmm...
      I am now pregnant with minecraft oh wait NOBODY CARES

    • @nureiii
      @nureiii 6 років тому

      omfg lmao so true

  • @sprinklesdonut5257
    @sprinklesdonut5257 5 років тому +534

    Dr Phil is the Gordon Ramsey of therapy

  • @PlanePainter
    @PlanePainter 5 років тому +486

    The "sexy vegen" looks like a cheap version of Ninja.

    • @massivewimp993
      @massivewimp993 5 років тому +4

      hah 😂

    • @Thread4Gaming
      @Thread4Gaming 5 років тому +5

      Actually though

    • @turterrian4501
      @turterrian4501 5 років тому +5

      michael gallagher Um... I’d say that the original comment is VERY obviously a joke. You trying to start something with a joke comment is stupid. If that’s all you have to say, then get your toxicity off the channel.

    • @dayeetersavitar3442
      @dayeetersavitar3442 5 років тому +1

      U mean virgin

    • @Doughboy-sh8tu
      @Doughboy-sh8tu 5 років тому +2

      Plane Painter100 nah men a cheap version of six nine

  • @alexbiwave
    @alexbiwave 2 роки тому +19

    0:15 in the backround, R.I.P Queen Elizabeth II

    • @gagaelgago
      @gagaelgago 2 роки тому +3

      i was looking for ur comment lol

  • @raxx2163
    @raxx2163 6 років тому +141

    Imagine after 2 years she says "It's coming out pretty soon"

  • @draconix4131
    @draconix4131 4 роки тому +153

    Lazarbeam created sarcasm. “Yeah, and I’m the son of... Morgan freeman”

    • @hytro-_-9792
      @hytro-_-9792 4 роки тому +3

      Your still watching this video, YOU'RE A BLOODY LEGEND!!!!!

    • @jayasrani
      @jayasrani 3 роки тому

      @@hytro-_-9792 lol

    • @vibin_boii.mp4601
      @vibin_boii.mp4601 3 роки тому

      When I read this comment lazar just said it

    • @Edward-ho2bm
      @Edward-ho2bm 3 роки тому

      @@hytro-_-9792 ty

  • @Michelle-lr3ph
    @Michelle-lr3ph 4 роки тому +560

    Girl: I’m pregnant with Jesus
    Yeah and I’m pregnant with Michael Jackson

  • @lukestone5681
    @lukestone5681 2 роки тому +4

    During the ultra sound Lanan let out the most pettiest “oH mY gOd” known to man.

  • @dabfootdab3151
    @dabfootdab3151 3 роки тому +259

    Someone:*has weird addiction*
    Dr phil: tis roasting time

  • @Lopz2L
    @Lopz2L 5 років тому +278

    Her: I think im pregnant.
    Me:I know the dad
    Her:who is it ?
    Me:KFC,McDonald,subway,in n out.

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 5 років тому +6

      Its actually pretty easy to tell if someone's pregnant or fat

    • @patricksteinsen1147
      @patricksteinsen1147 4 роки тому +2

      Guido Mista yeah

    • @Ghostbeardoesxtc
      @Ghostbeardoesxtc 4 роки тому +2

      @@breadlord2855 I am interested, I asked 2 girls if they were pregnant last month and I was half wrong.

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 4 роки тому +3

      @@Ghostbeardoesxtc pregnant women have a smooth dome as a gut, fat ones look like their belly button is sucking the fat in

    • @luidace3236
      @luidace3236 4 роки тому

      And Chipotle!

  • @shelbyyoutube6281
    @shelbyyoutube6281 5 років тому +62

    The girl when she found out she wasn’t pregnant was probably going through the first of the five stages of grief, denial.

  • @aplaster394
    @aplaster394 2 роки тому +9

    If this was her FIRST ultrasound, then how DOES SHE KNOW SHE'S "PREGNANT"?!?! And when it's proven that she's not, she is like "I aM pReGnANt!"

  • @yeamagicc
    @yeamagicc 5 років тому +222

    "Eminem is the grandfather to Jesus" 😂 your not wrong

  • @jonathanpardo1699
    @jonathanpardo1699 5 років тому +280

    0:51 lmfao lazar beam wearing the pencil outfit

  • @kevvdogg1331
    @kevvdogg1331 4 роки тому +190

    3:37
    “She’s literally full of s***”
    I love the way u said that LazarBeam!!
    🤣🤣🤣

  • @JustAÑ0řmäļGod
    @JustAÑ0řmäļGod Рік тому +3

    “ let’s see your talent “
    Literally moonwalking incessantly

  • @sovietjaykid6824
    @sovietjaykid6824 6 років тому +132

    Her. I think I’m pregnant with Jesus
    Me. ... kicks stomach nope not anymore

  • @monke1734
    @monke1734 6 років тому +1775

    I’m pregnant, with lazarbeams sanity XD

  • @loliking144
    @loliking144 4 роки тому +139

    7:00
    Dr. Phil: do you bark at people
    Dogman: yes I do, woof
    Me: we have no faith in humanity

    • @JeroldBoy0407
      @JeroldBoy0407 4 роки тому +2

      *eeirrrrrRRUH!*

    • @jotarokujo1646
      @jotarokujo1646 4 роки тому +5

      Everyday we stray further from god

    • @mawsnpawzz7801
      @mawsnpawzz7801 4 роки тому

      He’s probably just a furry

    • @thedeskman08
      @thedeskman08 2 роки тому +1

      Do you think, god stays in heaven because he fears what he has created

    • @1nfinit3
      @1nfinit3 2 роки тому

      SPEEEEEEEEEED

  • @tintisaj2480
    @tintisaj2480 Рік тому +3

    "You guys,you guys im actualy pregnant, its Satan" got me on the floor😂😂😂

  • @orbitsval
    @orbitsval 4 роки тому +141

    "Your homework is...to watch hours and hours of Dr. Phil"
    *Well now I'm not doing it*

  • @gamestar4953
    @gamestar4953 3 роки тому +496

    “She is literally full of sh**”
    Yes, both figuratively and literally

    • @xenodraws2397
      @xenodraws2397 3 роки тому +5

      XD *facts*

    • @user-no3id7li4h
      @user-no3id7li4h 3 роки тому +3

      @Send Help I Am A Huge Disaster Im in the same boat You're in

    • @Darknesslayer
      @Darknesslayer 3 роки тому +2

      That would be the joke, yes

    • @EthanIsIt
      @EthanIsIt 3 роки тому

      As a guy who has constipation, hehehe, this is still really funny

    • @gamestar4953
      @gamestar4953 3 роки тому

      @@EthanIsIt oof. Sorry to hear about that

  • @isaiahmathis594
    @isaiahmathis594 3 роки тому +271

    4:23 this man is taking being a furry to a new level.

    • @Interestking
      @Interestking 3 роки тому +4

      He's a crumply!

    • @Zenith4546b
      @Zenith4546b 3 роки тому +5

      Bruh I'm a furry and I laughed historically at this

    • @medrash8862
      @medrash8862 3 роки тому +3

      as a furry, even i cringed at that guy, he is on a whole new level

    • @xenodraws2397
      @xenodraws2397 3 роки тому

      @@medrash8862 same, i was cringing so much

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 3 роки тому +2

      Even furries, my enemy... Is cringing so hard and i agree with them

  • @ZeroSir
    @ZeroSir Рік тому +1

    Phil: You bark at people right?
    Gary: i bark "rrrrufffff"
    Lazar: Slowing dies inside but giggles

  • @cruzerplayz8246
    @cruzerplayz8246 5 років тому +201

    I thought that was a girl.

  • @sc0pe-15btw
    @sc0pe-15btw 5 років тому +663

    Are we just gonna forget how Lazarbeam kidnapped the queen of England 🤣🤣
    Thank you so much for the likes
    I’ve never had this much before XD XD

    • @chipchip3
      @chipchip3 5 років тому +1

      You spelled “lazarBeam” wrong

    • @sc0pe-15btw
      @sc0pe-15btw 5 років тому +2

      Oh yeah sorry

    • @mahmoud6133
      @mahmoud6133 5 років тому

      michael greens no it’s right

    • @chipchip3
      @chipchip3 5 років тому +1

      Thanos, the person edited the comment to the correct version

    • @haydentgw460
      @haydentgw460 5 років тому +2

      Yeah were just gonna forget all that and say it was our imaginations messing with us
      1 years later
      Lazarbeam's house Australia.
      FBI open up
      Lazarbeam:oh shit hide the queen

  • @comraddoggo5436
    @comraddoggo5436 3 роки тому +182

    Man's is 48
    Dr. Phil: imma bout to end this man's whole career

  • @Dubafy9
    @Dubafy9 Рік тому +8

    This video is amazing, I’ve seen it like 15 times and it still makes me laugh every time

  • @BurningAzaleas
    @BurningAzaleas 5 років тому +106

    THERE IS NO WHAT IF
    I am pregnant
    And it is Jesus

  • @gemmaaaxx
    @gemmaaaxx 4 роки тому +288

    “You’re 48, you’re a virgin”
    * *sweats in asexual* *

  • @hbgaming6296
    @hbgaming6296 3 роки тому +160

    Eminem is my father
    Lazer:Morgan Freeman is my father.
    Had me dying

    • @ccclouds2012
      @ccclouds2012 3 роки тому +1

      lmao

    • @b17dyy
      @b17dyy 3 роки тому +1

      same it was killing me!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @otiscathcart3165
      @otiscathcart3165 3 роки тому

      isn't Morgan Freeman half life jk its Gordon freeman

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 3 роки тому +1

      Lazar*

  • @notitamar126
    @notitamar126 Рік тому +6

    Remember when thinking you're a dog wasn't a normal thing

  • @sphinxplays3789
    @sphinxplays3789 6 років тому +179

    Plot twist: it’s just the McDonald’s

  • @reginasilva6162
    @reginasilva6162 6 років тому +97

    Lol the intro learning with laserbeam

  • @jonathonwilson2082
    @jonathonwilson2082 4 роки тому +530

    the insane guy: "I live life as a dog"
    Dr.Phil: You are diagnosed with furry.

  • @carterskindle7086
    @carterskindle7086 Рік тому +4

    Old Lazarbeam videos are just too funny 😂😂😂

  • @anthonyg1601
    @anthonyg1601 4 роки тому +147

    The funny thing is Eminem actually has a daughter named Hailie

  • @Dinglehopper.
    @Dinglehopper. 3 роки тому +75

    “Im pregnant with Jesus”
    Yeah sure and my step dad is a chihuahua.

    • @thedeskman08
      @thedeskman08 2 роки тому +5

      Plot twist: your step dad is the furry in the second video

    • @Prettyprincess-4
      @Prettyprincess-4 2 роки тому +2

      @@thedeskman08 plot twisting the plot twist: I'm the furry

    • @thedeskman08
      @thedeskman08 2 роки тому +1

      @@Prettyprincess-4 plot plot plot twist: ur mom

    • @SStupendous
      @SStupendous 2 роки тому

      Bruh I'm Moses, I'm pregnant with stone slabs of the ten commandments

  • @leannematthews7365
    @leannematthews7365 3 роки тому +227

    Nobody:
    Absolutely no one:
    Lannan: **wears those typical dad glasses while watching Dr. Phil**

    • @BTgamer-dy4vf
      @BTgamer-dy4vf 3 роки тому +3

      He could become a father-

    • @BTgamer-dy4vf
      @BTgamer-dy4vf 3 роки тому +1

      Just saying-

    • @tamanamajumder2876
      @tamanamajumder2876 3 роки тому +1

      @@BTgamer-dy4vf he may be one in the future

    • @user-no3id7li4h
      @user-no3id7li4h 3 роки тому +1

      @@tamanamajumder2876 Did you just started watching lannan? Because he's already a father

    • @beastboyfortnite5361
      @beastboyfortnite5361 3 роки тому +1

      @@user-no3id7li4h what he is not a father I think you got confused because bodhi . Bodhi is his nephew

  • @bellarose7003
    @bellarose7003 2 роки тому +5

    He’s just Phil gets me every time

  • @cindersamurai7795
    @cindersamurai7795 4 роки тому +980

    Girl: I am pregnant with Baby Jesus
    Me: And I’m pregnant with Thanos

    • @Ken-zq7xh
      @Ken-zq7xh 4 роки тому +21

      Ooo that’s gonna hurt

    • @BattleNinjaYT
      @BattleNinjaYT 4 роки тому +32

      It’ll take half the time
      You could say .......
      Perfectly balanced

    • @Spectral0727
      @Spectral0727 4 роки тому +12

      And I’m pregnant with thor

    • @demoninblack6011
      @demoninblack6011 4 роки тому +6

      Deletes the fetus abortion copletis

    • @bellie5889
      @bellie5889 4 роки тому +11

      @Commando and im pregnant with mr beast

  • @froyolan512
    @froyolan512 4 роки тому +70

    "I have pictures of a guy *that looks exactly like eminem*"

  • @ninjabrine2.066
    @ninjabrine2.066 4 роки тому +1085

    Lazarbeam may seem crazy but at the end of the day he is nicer than most of us

  • @Nyxro2
    @Nyxro2 2 роки тому +12

    "Im pregnant with baby jesus"
    Mary: "I swear to god these girls be trippin' dog"

    • @yacinemohand8661
      @yacinemohand8661 Рік тому

      The girl after she didn't give birth and realized she was just getting fat is something I would have liked to see

    • @Nyxro2
      @Nyxro2 Рік тому

      @@yacinemohand8661 bro she was literally and physically full of shit LMAO

    • @yacinemohand8661
      @yacinemohand8661 Рік тому

      @@Nyxro2 she must have felt real dumb when she realized the truth and took a fat shit and saw her belly go back to normal

  • @mugsenhiemer7921
    @mugsenhiemer7921 3 роки тому +280

    “Eminem is my father”
    Yeah and I played Minecraft with Luke skywalker

    • @JustaPerson332
      @JustaPerson332 3 роки тому +5

      eminem is no match with star wars

    • @sovietfrog4506
      @sovietfrog4506 3 роки тому +2

      @@JustaPerson332 correct

    • @Pepper-pe2uy
      @Pepper-pe2uy 3 роки тому

      Pog

    • @evantgse
      @evantgse 3 роки тому

      I played Minecraft as Luke sky walker using the Star Wars Minecraft packs

    • @cinnabun8928
      @cinnabun8928 3 роки тому

      The character in you profile picture I actually have that skin pack

  • @danielcapps2365
    @danielcapps2365 4 роки тому +438

    Alternate Title: This LazarBeam Thinks Hes Pregnant With Memes

  • @aliviakolekamp3539
    @aliviakolekamp3539 6 років тому +269

    GUY BELEVES HES A DOG
    ME- so he's a Furry?????????????
    YEP

    • @jacoblol8846
      @jacoblol8846 5 років тому +5

      GUY! I thought that was a girl

    • @skullytotheark
      @skullytotheark 5 років тому

      Yes btw im a furry but he's menatily crazy xd

    • @Loooooma
      @Loooooma 5 років тому

      Im either a furry or otherkin

    • @meirry1593
      @meirry1593 5 років тому

      Hi

    • @Loooooma
      @Loooooma 5 років тому

      TheWeird1s Out odd1sout fan?

  • @Militaryislife123
    @Militaryislife123 2 роки тому +14

    He is philthy with it 😂

  • @mariomoreira8764
    @mariomoreira8764 5 років тому +86

    * Me comes from church*
    * Lazarbeam* Girl is Pregnant with Jesus*
    *Me* ah shit here we go again

  • @sp1tfyre298
    @sp1tfyre298 6 років тому +308

    *MY FAVOURITE COMEDIAN IS DR PHIL*

    • @dickurkel6910
      @dickurkel6910 6 років тому +3

      SP1TFYRE 888 You mean 'Phil'? *Just* Phil? He's no damn doctor

    • @monstafunk136
      @monstafunk136 6 років тому

      SP1TFYRE 888 mine is Trevor Noah

    • @ttv__tryhard__btw122
      @ttv__tryhard__btw122 6 років тому +1

      Mine is lazerbeam

    • @imatwingstop
      @imatwingstop 6 років тому +1

      How you make yt comments bold?

    • @sp1tfyre298
      @sp1tfyre298 6 років тому +1

      Thelolguy12346 put asterisks on either side like this: * hi *

  • @vort3x_predator
    @vort3x_predator 4 роки тому +81

    that vegan boy: says crazy shit security guard: smiles a bit

  • @Aperson_REAL
    @Aperson_REAL 2 роки тому +1

    Dr. Phill uses logic SUPER EFFECTIVE

  • @ilze9070
    @ilze9070 3 роки тому +81

    the one with the man who thinks hes a dog made me feel better about my social life

  • @louchandler5017
    @louchandler5017 5 років тому +107

    Did anyone notice it said “boomer dog”

  • @wyattkessell
    @wyattkessell 6 років тому +107

    Eminem’s daughter is named Hailie... *x-files theme plays*

    • @Ramernumerals
      @Ramernumerals 6 років тому

      Wow role play go back to Roblox XD

    • @kanekirinkaku8446
      @kanekirinkaku8446 6 років тому +1

      True but Eminem’s daughter is spelt hailie, and search up hailie jade( Eminem’s hailie), it looks nothing like this brat

  • @shelleyhill4366
    @shelleyhill4366 Рік тому +2

    4:18 “And I’m the son of Morgen Freeman.” 😂😂😂 Just so good to hear his name in a video because he narrated one of my new favourite documentaries Life on our Planet.😅😂

  • @fmylife-.-1140
    @fmylife-.-1140 5 років тому +46

    5:46 Dog-Person: "They say, 'can I take you home?' "
    Me: I bet no one said that.

    • @sheep8128
      @sheep8128 4 роки тому

      They probably said that as a kind joke

    • @spudgiebird5207
      @spudgiebird5207 4 роки тому

      that person is extreme but is probably otherkin

    • @kleinekip1235
      @kleinekip1235 4 роки тому +1

      Furrys on a whole new level

  • @gigi_1050onps4
    @gigi_1050onps4 3 роки тому +534

    They did say whenever we were younger we could be anything we wanted when we got older. *ngl*

    • @waffledraws6704
      @waffledraws6704 3 роки тому +27

      But they expect you to have atleast 2 functioning braincells when your older 😂

    • @jesseskinner_yt2638
      @jesseskinner_yt2638 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah but you can't give birth to Jesus if he was already born

    • @gigi_1050onps4
      @gigi_1050onps4 3 роки тому +5

      @@waffledraws6704 LOL

    • @gigi_1050onps4
      @gigi_1050onps4 3 роки тому +5

      @@jesseskinner_yt2638 she could name him jesus...

    • @Infin8-art
      @Infin8-art 3 роки тому +3

      I wanna be a bow tie, I wanna be a lion, you can’t be what u want if u still a sheep and slave to the society. Are entire lives we don’t see that once we write the child’s name in a contract in all caps u become a slave to the government but at a lower level than others.

  • @nathanieloneill4706
    @nathanieloneill4706 4 роки тому +263

    the guy who wants to live like a dog, i thought he was a woman

  • @sarahreid1848
    @sarahreid1848 Рік тому +1

    Dr. Phil is so good at roasting he says hi and cooks anything in a 400-mile radius

  • @crispykrabs553
    @crispykrabs553 6 років тому +15779

    I think I’m pregnant with fortnite. 😂

  • @dinoxman8584
    @dinoxman8584 5 років тому +70

    Dr Phil: Okay I think I’ve found the father of this crazy woman.......
    All Fast Food restaurants.

  • @ElvesandLions
    @ElvesandLions Рік тому +2

    The second one was honestly the best. The whole time I was thinking, “Holy crap, furries are taking over.”

  • @Shaftzo
    @Shaftzo 4 роки тому +296

    I’m watching this literally right after I searched “lazarbeam kisses a guy on steam”

  • @chickenjesus5095
    @chickenjesus5095 4 роки тому +231

    I’ve gained 22 pounds
    “Yeah I don’t think that babies are that heavy” DAMNNNNN

    • @kellensargent-eckert8877
      @kellensargent-eckert8877 4 роки тому

      You would be surprised they might not be when they come out buttttttttt...

    • @mnwildhighlights4180
      @mnwildhighlights4180 4 роки тому +2

      I was a very heavy and tall baby 99.9 of people are less heavy and tall I was 10 pounds

    • @randoscarp2275
      @randoscarp2275 4 роки тому

      The pregnant women are supposed to eat so much at they are going to gain weight for the babys health

    • @josephrinomato9573
      @josephrinomato9573 4 роки тому

      wow ur a damn genius

    • @chickenjesus5095
      @chickenjesus5095 4 роки тому

      Joseph Rinomato I know right sooo smart by me

  • @aakashsancheti9614
    @aakashsancheti9614 5 років тому +181

    2019 watchers
    The tattoo guy
    ‘Yeah we know who u r’
    CODE LAZAR
    YEET

  • @darbymeyer9149
    @darbymeyer9149 Рік тому +2

    The dog person is socially acceptable now 💀