"I think we just asked a dragon to suppress an angry dog. I really hope it doesn't decide to burn down the whole town while it's at it." I'm keeping that one for later.
Both of these stories are the equivalent of 1: noted don't fuck with the humans 2: we took note not to mess with the humans for a reason it was nice knowing you
In the first story when they said the humans weren't there yet I was waiting for them to decloak an entire armada and instantly destroy the whole enemy fleet. What I got instead was possibly even better.
Alien Empire: we will eradicate this human scum from the face of the universe! ADVENT Coalition: pfft, good luck. Covenant: your funeral. Combine: not a great plan. Reapers: just…don’t.
Honestly, this whole ‘Humans are space Orcs’ concept reminds me of the first contact war from Mass Effect. Humanity made first contact with the Turians, who represented the backbone of the Citadel’s military, and war broke out because the Humans were activating dormant mass relays and opening new hyperspace routes. Since this sort of behaviour was what resulted in the Rachni invasion, subsequently followed by the Krogan rebellions, the Turians panicked and attacked rather than simply explain what the issue was. When the Turians invaded and occupied a human colony, we responded with a big-ass fleet that sent them packing and caused the Asari to step in and organise a peace treaty. Even decades after this war ended, many Turians respected and admired Humans for being such colossal badasses.
This. Humanity more or less held its own against the powerhouse of the Galactic Council who had held this position for centuries. I'm pretty certain that the Turians and Asari rulers were sweating, lol.
@@Mark-xh8mdThe Turian Primarch was frothing at the mouth. The Asari didn't want a galactic war to start over a hot-headed Admiral Shooting first and Asking questions later. I do want to point out that the fleet the humans sent against the Turians was literally everything we had. Where as the Turian fleet was one Anti-Piracy fleet patrolling some systems. They had many more ships to spare.
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim nothing like making a good show of force, even if it literally means you even pulled out everything at least show the enemy you are not backing out without a fight
@@quentintin1 Agreed, I just wanted to point out that the humans would have lost in the Long run if the Asari didn't step in. And it did work, many turians have respect for humans.
Galactic Union: Sorry, humans, we're in the middle of trying to prevent a fight-- Humans: A fight?! Can we join?! GU:...I guess? Humans: FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT aww, these guys aren't even a threat. Indignant GU Planet: We'll fight you! Humans: AW YISS
On of my favorite short stories is the one where the alien group has finally wiped out Humanities 2 worlds. It took them a long time, but they finally did it with huge losses. Then they go over the last messages that the humans had sent and received, and it describes how the relief fleets are on the way from another galaxy (I think it was 10 or more fleets) There are more fleets coming than the aliens have in total.
I love this first story, it really could be tied with the story about the Andromeda human colony brought that GC to its knees, just to learn that it was only civilians and the military wasn't there... yet
"Secondly you are that expansionist already even though you just entered the galactic stage?" "Yes, this galactic stage." And the second story is just "Fuck around and find out." "So everyone can maintain neutrality? But how does that help the humans?" "It doesn't, it protects the rest of the Galactic Union."
i think those xeno must have see how we turn a planet into space ashes.... Human about War/ killing is not joke... it just in our DNA to create the most destruction weapon....
They just saw how we said hello, but rearranging a local star cluster to litterally say hello and realised that we are insane and have the ability to throw stars for fun.
Reminds me of the webcomic schlock mercenary, where the precursors did gravimetric warfare on large scale a few million years ago, as in throwing stars at enemy systems.
If you look at our media, our sports, and the history behind them, we are a VERY proud warrior race. We took combat and made it entertainment, we have tournaments at the GLOBAL SCALE meant to highlight the prowess of our nations at various martial weapons and sports so brutal they cause lasting permanent damage to players!
Excellent stories the both. Battle Commander prepare to jump the fleet into theater. Fleet Admiral we're getting a signal from the Human fleet. Eh what do those primates want now? Their asking us to hold their .......beers? I don't understand sir. Hmmm stand down Battle Commander. What why sir? Well I do like a good Terran Dark. Yeoman!
"Put simply… I fear the repercussions will be beyond your comprehension." The alien leader, visibly shaken, took a moment to absorb what had just been said. The weight of his actions weighed heavily on him. He had acted rashly, blinded by his sense of justice and the perceived injustice against his species. Now, he was faced with the reality that he might have endangered not just his people but the entire galaxy. “Is it really that dire?” he whispered, the bravado from earlier now replaced with genuine fear. The other being nodded gravely. "You've heard the tales of the Humans' past wars, haven't you? On their own planet, they waged wars that devastated entire continents. They have weapons capable of destroying worlds. The Humans have a saying: 'Hell hath no fury like a Human scorned.' They're not like other species. When they go to war, they don't just aim to win, they aim to decimate. They're relentless, unyielding, and when provoked, merciless." The leader felt a cold sweat forming on his brow. “I... I had no idea. We were only taught about their economy, their trade prowess. I had no clue about their...war history.” The wise figure sighed, "That's the problem. Many in the Galactic Union are so enamored with the Humans' trade and economic capabilities that they forget or willingly ignore their history. But those who've been around long enough know better. The Humans, for all their advancements, have a dark side. And you, unfortunately, have just poked the bear." Swallowing hard, the leader nodded. "I will call them. I will apologize and hope they listen." The elder being nodded, "May the stars guide you, and let's hope the Humans are in a forgiving mood." The leader quickly made his way to the communication chamber, praying to every deity he knew, hoping to avert the storm he had unwittingly unleashed.
I have a running hypothesis that the rest of the universe will see us and say "We don't know what it was, It just screamed 'waaagh' then blew itself up."
Through dark of night and seas of blood. through bolster, lasgun, knife or mud. The emperor protect against all things, except the UA-cam algorithm so here's a comment lol :)
Love that ending to the first story. humans: "We are now showing our home system." captain: "Is that an entire galaxy?" Should have followed that up with the classification of Earth as a Death World level 12. From what I listened to by these stories a Death World level 7 is to be avoided at all costs for no member of this galactic community could survive on a Death World higher then a 4.
Xenos charging weapons! Humans : That was cute, come along now we got shit to discuss. Any galaxy who's first law is do not mess with th e humans, is a galaxy you can invest in. It 'll be there tomorrow as well.
"Why do you want to join our council when you are from a different galaxy?" "We're alone over there." "Oh... what happened to the others?" "They were all worse than the Gorjchev, and less than a third as intelligent as them... They... got uppity... and didn't listen to reason." "... oh..." "So... can we join? We want some friends. And even the Gorjchev have their heads screwed on better than our old 'neighbours'... We have cookies!"
Story 1. Readings of several 100 000 cruiser class ships, each with the energy signature of a neutron star... Those readings may be a bit low. Jump parameters consistent with intergalactic travel. Well... Providing the exact coordinates of our home world is not an issue when nobody can go there, even within 100 generations. Story 2. This mean that any specie declaring war against the humans is just asking for it's own extinction.
I imagine the humans just sent a picture of the Milky Way with a "You are Here" arrow pointing towards THE WRONG stellar arm! I mean, sure it will take 10,000 years for the GC to figure out intergalactic travel... but why make it easy once they arrive?
Without the demons the warp would have never been untransversale. So no age of strive. Being a psyker does not put you either in a ship to the throne nor one step away from becoming a portal to hell. STCs for everyone.
@@KarlSanathos Psykers have a raw deal. You either get protection from a Rogue Trader, or get taken in and trained as a Navigator if you are really lucky and around a shipyard. If you are in the Guard when you manifest you become a sanctioned psyker and used as a living weapon of war (to be fair this also means you are treated BETTER than the average guardsmen). The worst situation happens if you are found and in a hive city dedicated to war resources...those all get shipped to the throne unless they have a gift for something useful (which is rare, such as being able to send and receive images from long distances). More psykers get sanctioned than get sent to the throne amusingly enough. It is just the black ships come and take them and the planet never hears from them again unless they are a Guard awakened psyker. The Guard psykers are BADASSES. Take everything that makes the Guard, the Guard...now add the ability to kill things with your mind or shield your fellows. There are a handful of known psyker Guard members and the most terrifying ones are a woman from Cadia who can make shields around her that orbital bombardment cannot crack while also throwing out waves of kinatic force that can throw a Leman Russ tank away from her like it was made of cardboard, and a male Krieger who can throw spectral flames and lightning around (yes, this is where the Smite and Spectral Fire abilities from Darktide come from though the character in question does so at staggeringly longer distances). Guard psykers also become part of command staff pretty quickly.
I remember reading a series of books about 20 years ago maybe more. There was a galactic war and we were still not in space. Then we were notified because we were about to be attacked. Well we beat off the attack and the galactic council or whatever weren’t too sure about inviting us too join them and breathed a sigh of relief when they realised we didn’t want to lol.
One, the story was entertainingly read. Two, the aquarium is very soothing on the mind to watch and I actually had to ignore it to pay attention to the stories. Three, I somehow failed to notice the Star Trek model until the video was almost over.
He has had to pause before as well. It's why I hate listening or reading "in progress" stories! Dungeon life has become one of my favorite stories, shame it's got such a generic name, will be hard to search for fan art of it!
I'm half expecting there to be no response from the alien in the second story, part of the way through cause the guy got caught by humans, and ripped apart before the other alien could explain how badly their species fucked up.
So I’m the first story do we like control the entire Milky Way or just a bit of it because in both cases we are going to be like gods since we are at the technology level to travel between galaxies.
From the way it was sounding. Hummies control the Milky Way in it's entirety and either encountered no other sapient species, or wiped them out, and wanted to make friends in the new galaxy.
Yeah just like a human we wo t follow your laws But you must follow every law we have. Like a big mouthed American in a foreign country screaming "you can't do this to me I am an American"
I'm ashamed it took me so long to realize that they thought Deathworld Class 3 was so big because they didn't know where Earth was so they couldn't classify it.
Human 10 year old empress clapping her hands excitedly. Oh goody can we use the new MIRV antimatter singularity warhead armed her interdimensional missiles now ppweease.
first story.. very nice and apt slang , no ''council asked righteous warriors'' or such stuff brown nose fluffling or self glorifying poetic vaxing but more 'pragmatic' words relating to the duties of the militar aka , where do we , ouer foes and these new ones sit in strength compared to each other ? ^^
That dragon had the self-control to just bop the angery dog on the head. 🤣
Damn you take my Like
@@connor_draco_tempest2891 Have one in return.
Took out the intergalactic newspaper and whapped em
Earth's Greatest Rule, "Fuck Around & Find Out", however the "Find Out" part doesn't have to be fatal
@@Hellfire918 True but often is...
Got to love the Idea of mistaking a new FTL species and end up realizing it is a new species from a different galaxy.
It's like trying to rob Dracula.
Or in this case, trying to police brutality Grendel, with Grendel's Mother's open maw drooling down on you.
So the humans decide to visit the Andromeda Galaxy.
@@davidhenderson3400 who says it's andromeda, we might already be intergalactic by the time of that story.
The wolverine comic where old man Logan, x23 and gabby and their pet wolverine look at 2 hoods breaking in to their flat.
The galactic empire from the Foundation series maybe? They use somekind of artificial 'black hole' to jump.
"I think we just asked a dragon to suppress an angry dog. I really hope it doesn't decide to burn down the whole town while it's at it."
I'm keeping that one for later.
Both of these stories are the equivalent of
1: noted don't fuck with the humans
2: we took note not to mess with the humans for a reason it was nice knowing you
"We made a new rule, and moved it to be RULE NUMBER 1, that's how important that rule is, breaking the rule, is seen as natural selection"
the rule doesn't mention punitive actions. turns out it's self-enforcing
In the first story when they said the humans weren't there yet I was waiting for them to decloak an entire armada and instantly destroy the whole enemy fleet. What I got instead was possibly even better.
Oh? You declared war on the Humans?
That's nice... Um, can we have your stuff?
To the victor the spoils.
@@seldonwright4345
Vae victis
He pissed of the quiet kid the rest are pretending they didnt see a thing
Alien Empire: we will eradicate this human scum from the face of the universe!
ADVENT Coalition: pfft, good luck.
Covenant: your funeral.
Combine: not a great plan.
Reapers: just…don’t.
@@ShawndaPrawn Humans : So, you've chosen extinction. YOUR extinction.
Everybody : RUN away and seek shelter !
Alien Empire : mommy...
Honestly, this whole ‘Humans are space Orcs’ concept reminds me of the first contact war from Mass Effect. Humanity made first contact with the Turians, who represented the backbone of the Citadel’s military, and war broke out because the Humans were activating dormant mass relays and opening new hyperspace routes. Since this sort of behaviour was what resulted in the Rachni invasion, subsequently followed by the Krogan rebellions, the Turians panicked and attacked rather than simply explain what the issue was. When the Turians invaded and occupied a human colony, we responded with a big-ass fleet that sent them packing and caused the Asari to step in and organise a peace treaty. Even decades after this war ended, many Turians respected and admired Humans for being such colossal badasses.
This. Humanity more or less held its own against the powerhouse of the Galactic Council who had held this position for centuries. I'm pretty certain that the Turians and Asari rulers were sweating, lol.
@@Mark-xh8md Well practice makes perfect. ANNNNDDD Humans HAD P R A C T I C E, for thousands of years they practiced on each other.
@@Mark-xh8mdThe Turian Primarch was frothing at the mouth. The Asari didn't want a galactic war to start over a hot-headed Admiral Shooting first and Asking questions later.
I do want to point out that the fleet the humans sent against the Turians was literally everything we had. Where as the Turian fleet was one Anti-Piracy fleet patrolling some systems. They had many more ships to spare.
@@VelociraptorsOfSkyrim nothing like making a good show of force, even if it literally means you even pulled out everything
at least show the enemy you are not backing out without a fight
@@quentintin1 Agreed, I just wanted to point out that the humans would have lost in the Long run if the Asari didn't step in.
And it did work, many turians have respect for humans.
“I think we just asked a dragon to suppress a angry dog” is the best thing that I’ve ever heard
11:57 "...it's been nice knowing you..."
Ahhhh, he cared enough to say "Bye-bye"...😏😁😂🤣
I think it's more like 'Nice knowing you... so I know where all your valuables are, once you are gone.'
Galactic Union: Sorry, humans, we're in the middle of trying to prevent a fight--
Humans: A fight?! Can we join?!
GU:...I guess?
Humans: FIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT aww, these guys aren't even a threat.
Indignant GU Planet: We'll fight you!
Humans: AW YISS
On of my favorite short stories is the one where the alien group has finally wiped out Humanities 2 worlds.
It took them a long time, but they finally did it with huge losses.
Then they go over the last messages that the humans had sent and received, and it describes how the relief fleets are on the way from another galaxy (I think it was 10 or more fleets)
There are more fleets coming than the aliens have in total.
that would suck lol. what a way to end a victorious day 😂
@@kyle18934 1330 - The last Terran war & It is done
@@Lucian00311 ooh, I'll have to take a look at it
@@Lucian00311thanks for letting me know
@@Lucian00311 Thanks
Aliens: WE DECLARE WAR AGENST YOU!!!
Humans: COWABUNGA IT IS!
I love this first story, it really could be tied with the story about the Andromeda human colony brought that GC to its knees, just to learn that it was only civilians and the military wasn't there... yet
do you remember the name of that story? i know ive seen it, but am having trouble finding it
I don't know that story do you have its name
It was a load of LARPs using their 1:1 scale models of their preferred Science fiction game
@@gen1hawk 1330 - The last Terran war & It is done
"I think we just asked a dragon to suppress a angry dog" lol
"Secondly you are that expansionist already even though you just entered the galactic stage?"
"Yes, this galactic stage."
And the second story is just "Fuck around and find out."
"So everyone can maintain neutrality? But how does that help the humans?"
"It doesn't, it protects the rest of the Galactic Union."
"This world isn't *yours* to conquer."
"It makes sure WE don't get burned when YOU poke the dragon"
Honestly. This channel is more addictive then cod
I know right!
More addictive than crack
:)
Codfish is pretty good tho
Barramundi is the better fish tho.
Reminds me of another story.....where Humans was a Type III civilization. What humans call's Overkill is using a Quasar as a weapon.
1st story: it makes me wonder in what shape the first galaxy is in now. 2nd story: it's not often we get a somewhat comedic self-induced xenocide.
the horror and terror, that humanity must cause, for such a law to even exist,
i think those xeno must have see how we turn a planet into space ashes.... Human about War/ killing is not joke... it just in our DNA to create the most destruction weapon....
They just saw how we said hello, but rearranging a local star cluster to litterally say hello and realised that we are insane and have the ability to throw stars for fun.
Reminds me of the webcomic schlock mercenary, where the precursors did gravimetric warfare on large scale a few million years ago, as in throwing stars at enemy systems.
Ever heard of the night lords from warhammer 40k?
If you look at our media, our sports, and the history behind them, we are a VERY proud warrior race. We took combat and made it entertainment, we have tournaments at the GLOBAL SCALE meant to highlight the prowess of our nations at various martial weapons and sports so brutal they cause lasting permanent damage to players!
Excellent stories the both.
Battle Commander prepare to jump the fleet into theater.
Fleet Admiral we're getting a signal from the Human fleet.
Eh what do those primates want now?
Their asking us to hold their .......beers? I don't understand sir.
Hmmm stand down Battle Commander.
What why sir?
Well I do like a good Terran Dark.
Yeoman!
followed by a time-honored warcry, "LEEROOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEEEEENKIIIIINNS!"
"Put simply… I fear the repercussions will be beyond your comprehension."
The alien leader, visibly shaken, took a moment to absorb what had just been said. The weight of his actions weighed heavily on him. He had acted rashly, blinded by his sense of justice and the perceived injustice against his species. Now, he was faced with the reality that he might have endangered not just his people but the entire galaxy.
“Is it really that dire?” he whispered, the bravado from earlier now replaced with genuine fear.
The other being nodded gravely. "You've heard the tales of the Humans' past wars, haven't you? On their own planet, they waged wars that devastated entire continents. They have weapons capable of destroying worlds. The Humans have a saying: 'Hell hath no fury like a Human scorned.' They're not like other species. When they go to war, they don't just aim to win, they aim to decimate. They're relentless, unyielding, and when provoked, merciless."
The leader felt a cold sweat forming on his brow. “I... I had no idea. We were only taught about their economy, their trade prowess. I had no clue about their...war history.”
The wise figure sighed, "That's the problem. Many in the Galactic Union are so enamored with the Humans' trade and economic capabilities that they forget or willingly ignore their history. But those who've been around long enough know better. The Humans, for all their advancements, have a dark side. And you, unfortunately, have just poked the bear."
Swallowing hard, the leader nodded. "I will call them. I will apologize and hope they listen."
The elder being nodded, "May the stars guide you, and let's hope the Humans are in a forgiving mood."
The leader quickly made his way to the communication chamber, praying to every deity he knew, hoping to avert the storm he had unwittingly unleashed.
I think this quote from Madara Uchiha summarizes the first story.
"What adult goes full force when fighting mere children?"
I have a running hypothesis that the rest of the universe will see us and say "We don't know what it was, It just screamed 'waaagh' then blew itself up."
To the last idiot who thought attacking humans was a good idea: see previous story. 😝
Play stupid game get stupid award: Darwin award
Also FAFO
Slipspace rupture detected
" Wait...... is that a different Galaxy? " .
I love how alot of these stories tell the equivalent of the humans being that Dennis the Menace of the universe
Hello Galactic Council we brought with us today a Space Dragon known as a Human...
There is a sharp contrast between listening to the story and the fishies peacefully swimming in their aquarium, I love it.
1st story was pretty good. 2nd story was hilarious.
Galactic rule NUMBER F*CKING *ONE:* "DO NOT F*CK AROUND WIITH THE HUMANS, or you will find out"
"i don't need to be stronger than you"
"I just need to have more guns than you"
Always the one sci fi faction that don't comprehend how superior an enemy is. Especially one that's achieved intergalactic travel
Through dark of night and seas of blood. through bolster, lasgun, knife or mud.
The emperor protect against all things, except the UA-cam algorithm so here's a comment lol :)
humans are the ultimate "hold my beer and watch this" race
Love that ending to the first story.
humans: "We are now showing our home system."
captain: "Is that an entire galaxy?"
Should have followed that up with the classification of Earth as a Death World level 12. From what I listened to by these stories a Death World level 7 is to be avoided at all costs for no member of this galactic community could survive on a Death World higher then a 4.
closer to a 13, occasionally dipping into a 14. You wouldn't be happening to be building a planet for military training, would you?
@@AchievementDenied What's a 14? Earth during USA presidential elections, or Earth during a nuclear holocaust?
@@Lucian00311 Earth after the classification committee learned about Australia
Xenos charging weapons! Humans : That was cute, come along now we got shit to discuss.
Any galaxy who's first law is do not mess with th e humans, is a galaxy you can invest in. It 'll be there tomorrow as well.
XD yep, i could definitely agree witht hat XD
"Why do you want to join our council when you are from a different galaxy?"
"We're alone over there."
"Oh... what happened to the others?"
"They were all worse than the Gorjchev, and less than a third as intelligent as them... They... got uppity... and didn't listen to reason."
"... oh..."
"So... can we join? We want some friends. And even the Gorjchev have their heads screwed on better than our old 'neighbours'... We have cookies!"
"I have a cookie in one hand and a fist in the other. Which do you want?"
Story 1. Readings of several 100 000 cruiser class ships, each with the energy signature of a neutron star... Those readings may be a bit low. Jump parameters consistent with intergalactic travel. Well... Providing the exact coordinates of our home world is not an issue when nobody can go there, even within 100 generations.
Story 2. This mean that any specie declaring war against the humans is just asking for it's own extinction.
I imagine the humans just sent a picture of the Milky Way with a "You are Here" arrow pointing towards THE WRONG stellar arm! I mean, sure it will take 10,000 years for the GC to figure out intergalactic travel... but why make it easy once they arrive?
All the best to the Skald and his family
Whom?
2nd story is basically what would have happened in wh40k if literal space demons didn't exists.
Nah, it would be like if the Horus heresy never happened.
Without the demons the warp would have never been untransversale. So no age of strive. Being a psyker does not put you either in a ship to the throne nor one step away from becoming a portal to hell. STCs for everyone.
@@KarlSanathos Psykers have a raw deal. You either get protection from a Rogue Trader, or get taken in and trained as a Navigator if you are really lucky and around a shipyard. If you are in the Guard when you manifest you become a sanctioned psyker and used as a living weapon of war (to be fair this also means you are treated BETTER than the average guardsmen). The worst situation happens if you are found and in a hive city dedicated to war resources...those all get shipped to the throne unless they have a gift for something useful (which is rare, such as being able to send and receive images from long distances).
More psykers get sanctioned than get sent to the throne amusingly enough. It is just the black ships come and take them and the planet never hears from them again unless they are a Guard awakened psyker. The Guard psykers are BADASSES. Take everything that makes the Guard, the Guard...now add the ability to kill things with your mind or shield your fellows. There are a handful of known psyker Guard members and the most terrifying ones are a woman from Cadia who can make shields around her that orbital bombardment cannot crack while also throwing out waves of kinatic force that can throw a Leman Russ tank away from her like it was made of cardboard, and a male Krieger who can throw spectral flames and lightning around (yes, this is where the Smite and Spectral Fire abilities from Darktide come from though the character in question does so at staggeringly longer distances). Guard psykers also become part of command staff pretty quickly.
@@KarlSanathos On the other hand the Grork might be still around in this timeline.
I remember reading a series of books about 20 years ago maybe more. There was a galactic war and we were still not in space. Then we were notified because we were about to be attacked. Well we beat off the attack and the galactic council or whatever weren’t too sure about inviting us too join them and breathed a sigh of relief when they realised we didn’t want to lol.
These stories both really capture the fuck around and find out mentality
Story 2. I do not think the humans are going to get the chance to kill him, I think his own people are going to beat them to it.
A Dutch cookbook is sent to the homeworld.
If you know you know.
I have to presume that rule #1 has a book attached labeled "why we don't play war with humans"... but some people just have to learn the hard way.
I love the idea that the humans are potentially the intergalactic bogeyman.😊
'is that another galaxy?'
y e s
milk galaxy go brrr
One, the story was entertainingly read. Two, the aquarium is very soothing on the mind to watch and I actually had to ignore it to pay attention to the stories. Three, I somehow failed to notice the Star Trek model until the video was almost over.
I commend your story telling talents. You are very well spoken and can read over typos in the stories as if they never existed. Well met.
Best chuckle I've ever had, narration adds to the storyline,well done,
Great two stories, but I'm curious. Are you planning on continuing the dungeon life series?
I think he is waiting for more new chapters.
where just waiting for more chapters atm
waiting for 20-30 new chapters then we will go again
LOL, this is what I've been wondering every single day.
He has had to pause before as well.
It's why I hate listening or reading "in progress" stories!
Dungeon life has become one of my favorite stories, shame it's got such a generic name, will be hard to search for fan art of it!
the easiest way to deal with the problem is for you to surrender to the humans.
Class 3 deathworld? What is that even? California on a spring day? New York in the fall?
Oregon in summer?
Wisconsin in winter?
@@magnarcreed3801 Wisconsin in winter is a class 10
@@hamsta11
Haha true!
Greetings Mentlegent
For the Rhyhtm that is Also
Story 1: Are they scared yet?
Story 2: It doesn't matter if this one is scared or not
I love these stories,
1:50 Those are Krogan. In which case the 'Council' is the blue liars and the reactionary frogs.
these were some nice stories i hope you all have a good one
5:07 That was a good read of someone trailing off. Not easy to pull off.
Great story narrating.!!!!!
good one it been good knowing you
I'm half expecting there to be no response from the alien in the second story, part of the way through cause the guy got caught by humans, and ripped apart before the other alien could explain how badly their species fucked up.
Ever more comments for the narrator 😎. IMHO it should be much more subscribed to for sure!
The first one is literally my Stellaris playthrough right now.
I love these stories
Great stories.
As usual i love your narrations
for the algorithm
So I’m the first story do we like control the entire Milky Way or just a bit of it because in both cases we are going to be like gods since we are at the technology level to travel between galaxies.
From the way it was sounding. Hummies control the Milky Way in it's entirety and either encountered no other sapient species, or wiped them out, and wanted to make friends in the new galaxy.
I love this. Thank you.
"It's been good knowing you."
Look man. The law its pretty simple. Dont bother the monkeys. That's all.
Specially NOT their waterhole, lest they beat you to the death with a bone and throw it in the air triumphantly.
Well and so it began....
We NEED a sequel to the first story, my goodness!
i really enjoyed both these stories, especially, the first one.
good job catfish21sm and agro
Thanks!❤
quick question. whats the hfy that the ostriches kidnap a human to hunt only for the human to eat one of their soldiers?
I don’t know the number but i’m pretty sure they were turkey’s.
@@RedLightning23 i remember they were ostriches but you might be right
The name of the story you are looking for is Naked and Afraid.
@@FedralBI thank you for the information!
@@kittenwithmittens6200 happy to help. :)
Yeah just like a human we wo t follow your laws But you must follow every law we have. Like a big mouthed American in a foreign country screaming "you can't do this to me I am an American"
lmao you're so right
Humanity is like a horde of overgrown toddlers with nukes, one wrong move and we will ruin your day (pray you survive to see another day)
I'm ashamed it took me so long to realize that they thought Deathworld Class 3 was so big because they didn't know where Earth was so they couldn't classify it.
Gbye kid! It’s been nice knowin ya!
"But how does that help the humans!?"
(The humans): 🤨🧐
Great channel!
Good story indeed
What kind of IS THAT ANOTHER GALAXY
Thank you for the reading
For the Algorithm11!
Dude was basically saying hastavesa amigo
great another sci fi ch .... Agro Squirrel ... Ok I have to try it.
Human 10 year old empress clapping her hands excitedly.
Oh goody can we use the new MIRV antimatter singularity warhead armed her interdimensional missiles now ppweease.
Wait intetgalatic quick jump like the bigger brother to system to system jumps or ftl jumps
Yahyyy, fishes? Looking good
first story..
very nice and apt slang , no ''council asked righteous warriors'' or such stuff brown nose fluffling or self glorifying poetic vaxing but more 'pragmatic' words relating to the duties of the militar aka , where do we , ouer foes and these new ones sit in strength compared to each other ? ^^
Thanks!
My pleasure , thank you for the dono
For the algorithm and the narrator.
there was a story of a human bodyguard stopping a war but i can't find the title.
hah! nope aliens, theres more than 1 deathworld species
how dare they filthy xeno try to mess with us.... For The Emperor , We shall clean these dirty xeno from universe! KIll!!!!🤣🤣🤣
100,000 that’s alot
Algorithm for the Algorithm God
Boop the Snoot.
For the algorithm!
Cool
That's really funny
Baba Yaga.