I Ranked Every Eurovision 3rd Place Since 2000

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  • Опубліковано 23 лис 2024

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  • @Imaginarie
    @Imaginarie День тому +167

    As a Ukrainian, watching your videos makes me very happy indeed 😊❤

    • @escgabe
      @escgabe  День тому +32

      💙💛

    • @olka_kvasolka
      @olka_kvasolka День тому +5

      I strongly agree with you! ^^

    • @lilylobko1761
      @lilylobko1761 День тому +14

      Same. I am very thankful for Gabe mentioning war crimes made by russians all the time and rightfully advocating for ban of russia. There are very few Europeans who care about that enough to mention without a break and we are thankful for every one of them ❤

  • @koguma8823
    @koguma8823 День тому +506

    i'd pay good money to watch the footage of gabe comparing helena paparizou to herself

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 День тому +14

      Same

    • @sairhug
      @sairhug День тому +10

      😂 Absolutely!

    • @Leafye64
      @Leafye64 День тому +12

      Same WE NEED THAT PART

    • @dimitrispvoice133
      @dimitrispvoice133 23 години тому +7

      @@koguma8823 it surprises me though that the whole footage there was cut out... like all he did was comparing her to herself? and..what about the song? 😂 there was limited info in that section and couldn't understand fully why he didn't like it, it was my winner that year. Makes me think that he focused waaaay too much on Helena...well.. being herself lol.

    • @Gert-c2b
      @Gert-c2b 17 годин тому

      I’m crying 😅 howling 😅

  • @TalysAlankil
    @TalysAlankil День тому +289

    it's the "you wanna see me dance? NO" clip for me fjsklfjsdlkfj especially because i remember having the same reaction watching live

    • @georges4024
      @georges4024 День тому +13

      i'm surprised he put Genocide Chanel on C Tier alongside some iconic performances, especially given his own analysis that describes it as a 'kitchen sink entry'

    • @samthecloud2748
      @samthecloud2748 День тому +8

      ​@@georges4024
      I think he said it in the winners video, he just talks about the entries to have a full list, therefore he also ranks them like all the other ones ig

  • @Оченькрутойъ
    @Оченькрутойъ День тому +271

    Can't wait for "Ranking every 4th place since 2000" 🔥🔥

    • @fishndchick2228
      @fishndchick2228 16 годин тому +1

      See you in a week 😂

    • @stitchfaces
      @stitchfaces 13 годин тому

      @@fishndchick2228 I need my queen Margaret Berger in S+ tier

    • @duke.isns_14
      @duke.isns_14 11 годин тому +2

      And then we end up in Ranking every 15th place since 2000

  • @erinnadia0409
    @erinnadia0409 День тому +164

    Noa’s dance break will always give me ‘magicarp using splash’ 😂😅 I’m sorry

    • @rumenok
      @rumenok День тому +5

      LMAO

    • @carrie9533
      @carrie9533 День тому +5

      Omg. I'll never see it any other way.

    • @erinnadia0409
      @erinnadia0409 День тому +7

      @ I also hear the sentence "YOU NEED CORN 🌽 " at the end of the song 🤣😅 sorry to ruin the song even more

    • @abelhab
      @abelhab День тому +7

      thats such a specific insult i love it

    • @erinnadia0409
      @erinnadia0409 День тому +2

      @ I just love Pokémon 😂😅

  • @PNUNINTENDO
    @PNUNINTENDO День тому +142

    Eurovision: Don't swear, it's a family show
    Serebro: BAD ASS SPINNING WITH MY BITCHES FOR YA, TASTE MY CHERRY PWUXI PIE, MINE AND WITH MY BITCHES BAD ASS SPINNING

    • @escgabe
      @escgabe  День тому +8

      😭😭

    • @Gert-c2b
      @Gert-c2b 17 годин тому

      Yeah they were way less on it at the time. I feel like the Puritanism didn’t come until the mid 2010s.

    • @PNUNINTENDO
      @PNUNINTENDO 15 годин тому +1

      @@Gert-c2b Debatable, cuz Silvia Night's "freaking/f'in win" line was controversial still

    • @elfiii_
      @elfiii_ 14 годин тому +1

      @@PNUNINTENDO I think a lot of it came from "Can most people understand what you're saying on the first listen" lol

    • @karinao.1961
      @karinao.1961 5 годин тому

      Serebro is my true guilty pleasure, I love it can't explain😭

  • @randodutchguy
    @randodutchguy 2 дні тому +193

    The Top 3 from 2021 were INSANE!

    • @AnneMa_
      @AnneMa_ День тому +22

      For me also the 4. and 5. place were INSANE that year 🤩

    • @EmoBearRights
      @EmoBearRights День тому +14

      The entire top 9 were masterpieces - also Bulgaria and Portugal who were 11th and 12th were very good too. 21 was an embarrassment of riches mostly.

    • @nobodyimportant281
      @nobodyimportant281 День тому +11

      Top tier year. One of the strongest years in ESC history!

    • @CMA17
      @CMA17 День тому +12

      ​@@EmoBearRightsevery songs until 22nd place would have finished top 10 in other years

    • @alexe9030
      @alexe9030 День тому +5

      I also think 21 was a low key FIRE year for entries. I mean to me the UKs nil point made a lot of sense the bar was just so high that year. It’s the only year for me where if any of the top 5 had win I’d have been stoked

  • @rumenok
    @rumenok День тому +104

    STOP IT! I'M CRYING! Gravity hits even harder when you understand that's the last song of peaceful times in Ukraine 😢

  • @neckpeck2738
    @neckpeck2738 День тому +138

    "Unicorn" is just... so insufferable. Even ignoring the awful political situation, it's sung by a supermodel who fulfills every beauty standard, pretending to be a bullied outcast. I found it extremely insufferable. It was clearly engineered in a lab to be as marketable and TikTok-popular as possible, with different parts and a dance routine included, and that makes it inauthentic - which goes completely against the "be yourself, even if you're weird" message they were trying to peddle.

    • @dragaonews2551
      @dragaonews2551 День тому

      Perfect. What Israel tried to do was to make a thirst trap with a hot woman and put a bunch of instagrammable moments so they can trend in social media. And what’s concerning is that it almost worked.

    • @robinlovestosing
      @robinlovestosing День тому +23

      And the lyrics... pure Israeli propaganda.... that was my impression on first listen and sure enough once the post October 7th genocide started, Noa turned it into a ballad which makes it crystal clear.

    • @michal31131
      @michal31131 21 годину тому +1

      Cope and Seeth!
      It was a decent song that angers only those with a certain agenda.

    • @TimmmTim
      @TimmmTim 21 годину тому +4

      I am 100% sure that the song is artificially pushed to 3rd place. It was not even fun or anything. My friends and I couldn't believe it went that high. Same as Israel in 2024, we all know how they ended up so high.

    • @TJMorrison.
      @TJMorrison. 14 годин тому +1

      The issue is that songs with dance breaks are and always be dumb, but people ate it up at the time, it doesn't matter that it came from Israel, it's just plain bad, it's not a song, it's a glorified dance routine, and I do remember people on Twitter defending it like it was a masterpiece

  • @MostlyTiredVids
    @MostlyTiredVids День тому +109

    im incorporating "subtlety of an illegal annexation" into my daily vocab thank you

  • @EmoBearRights
    @EmoBearRights День тому +65

    I think going to absolute last placers in semis would be fun.

  • @randodutchguy
    @randodutchguy День тому +62

    PLEASE DO THE ENTRIES THAT ALMOST QUALIFIED I'M BEGGING FOR AIJA IN S TIER

  • @amarantatedeschi4786
    @amarantatedeschi4786 День тому +53

    About 2021:my actual winner is Go-A, but I think all the top 5 deserved to win. Really great year.

    • @rabomarc
      @rabomarc День тому +13

      I was rooting for Go-A too, amazing song indeed. But it’s true that the level of 2021 contest was exceptionally high and any of the top 5 would easily win in a different year.

  • @jazzy_the_jazz
    @jazzy_the_jazz 2 дні тому +82

    GJON’S TEARS 🔛🔝🇨🇭🫶🏼

  • @КатЖак
    @КатЖак День тому +38

    You should do a video where you rank the entries with the highest discrepancies between televote and jury vote!!

  • @ozymandias1433
    @ozymandias1433 День тому +37

    Maria Teresa should be in S tier period

  • @JV-the-Tossh
    @JV-the-Tossh День тому +56

    Moldova's biggest cultural export?
    I mean, you can make the argument, but I think the band behind Dragostea din tei (The Numa Numa song) might have a good case for that title as well.

    • @escgabe
      @escgabe  День тому +9

      Yes, that's true for sure!

    • @BellaFalk95
      @BellaFalk95 День тому +7

      The band is O-zone. One of the members compited in 2005.

    • @CarolCanGame
      @CarolCanGame День тому +3

      @@BellaFalk95 2006*

    • @BellaFalk95
      @BellaFalk95 День тому

      @@CarolCanGame Oops! I wrote wrong.

    • @ely03cassandra
      @ely03cassandra День тому

      So true! My kids (4 & 7 years old) are now the next generation being obsessed with this song. 😆

  • @Zakarias89
    @Zakarias89 День тому +33

    "Undo my sad -- " is part of a passus. I think you can hear her ending the line with an unresolved pause for effect. And it is resolved later with the completed phrase "undo my sad love". I think it's just a stylistic device, I dunno why people are so hung up on that. Not the smartest lyrics, but who's going to Eurovision for the literary quality of the writing.

    • @Gert-c2b
      @Gert-c2b 17 годин тому

      Sad to say ‘sad love’ was a late addition to the song after criticism online. I like the reading and it’s fully valid but know that the completed phrase was not part of the original song.

    • @Zakarias89
      @Zakarias89 16 годин тому

      @@Gert-c2b Yeah, you're right. Well, this is what they finally settled for anyway

    • @koelkastridder3388
      @koelkastridder3388 13 годин тому

      Its a matter of taste I guess. But undo makes it sound more like using the undo button on a pc than what it is supposed to mean 😅

    • @Zakarias89
      @Zakarias89 2 години тому

      @@koelkastridder3388 the word undo was used that way before computers was a thing though

  • @kinga3635
    @kinga3635 День тому +37

    watching eric saade performance back in 2011 was my sexual awakening

  • @Lazlum
    @Lazlum День тому +16

    Brother is deducting points for lyrics but put channel in S tier 💀

  • @finnsalsa9304
    @finnsalsa9304 День тому +27

    If you continue this series I’d love to get to the 5th places and hear your ranking for Shum :)

  • @ad-o
    @ad-o 2 дні тому +70

    u gotta do 4th and 5th now too yknow right? you aint getting out doing only 3 🙏🙏

    • @Andre_stats_0111
      @Andre_stats_0111 День тому +4

      At least all songs in the top 10. 😁

    • @AdnanRahmanovic-vv8lz
      @AdnanRahmanovic-vv8lz 17 годин тому

      Honestly... I would be very very into him doing every single place hahaha

    • @ad-o
      @ad-o 16 годин тому

      @@AdnanRahmanovic-vv8lz i cant wait for top 27th places in like march

  • @sairhug
    @sairhug День тому +9

    Wow - that's the first time I ever clapped eyes and ears on the Latvia 2000 song (went and watched it just now) 🤯 It's probably the most unique delivery I've ever seen/heard in Eurovision ... it's utterly charming!! This is why I love these recaps ... I'm discovering stuff I missed out on. Keep going, please!

    • @Jakumata
      @Jakumata День тому +1

      if you are wanting to follow an interesting rabbit hole brainstorm is quiet literally music royalty in Latvia, so they send their biggest stars to eurovision the year they debut (I think). My best friend grew up to their music in Latvian and it's really awesome!

  • @Asa...S
    @Asa...S День тому +15

    Sahlene wasn't even supposed to sing "Runaway" originally, the singer who was supposed to sing it withdrew, shortly before the contest in Estonia. The composers were unsuccessful finding an Estonian singer for the song, but somehow they got hold of Sahlene who was able to jump on a plane to Tallin on short notice. She even brought her brother with her, he's playing the guitar in the background. It wasn't her first time on Eurovision, she was one of the backing vocalists when Charlotte Perelli won in 1999 with "Take Me to Your Heaven". Sahlene will be back in Esti Laul in 2025.

  • @mataya-waldenberg
    @mataya-waldenberg День тому +24

    How you're talking about Zlata reminds me of how I experienced Kate Miller-Heidke's "Zero Gravity" in 2019 - it was hitting me on so many levels, regarding the journey that I was on. In many ways also regarding my journey as an artist. I felt very seen by the latter entry. It induced me with incredible joy, and oh wow, I just realised the two songs are called "Gravity" and "Zero Gravity" (and I have always loved them both - they were my personal favourites of their respective year).

  • @SilversonXmusic
    @SilversonXmusic День тому +20

    Can't wait for "ranking 5th places" and Eden getting Polina Gagarina treatment from you :)

    • @Gert-c2b
      @Gert-c2b 17 годин тому +2

      Or even better, getting thrown off the list 🎉

  • @marionperhonita2731
    @marionperhonita2731 День тому +13

    When I saw Brainstorm on the Eurovision stage that year I fell in love with them. Still loving the band until this day. 🙂

    • @EldaMengisto
      @EldaMengisto День тому +4

      I love how whimsical "My Star" was! Probably the best Latvia has ever sent.

  • @queenvidron4240
    @queenvidron4240 День тому +8

    I'm still shocked they even let Israel compete this year. Absolutely hypocritical to remove Russia but keep them.

  • @EmoBearRights
    @EmoBearRights День тому +15

    I kinda loved that Nemo entered to Gjon's awesome vocals - Gjon should be in S tier. Chanel being in a tier above for me is wrong.

    • @kir250305
      @kir250305 21 годину тому +2

      Exactly! 200% agree!

  • @m1ssb3having
    @m1ssb3having День тому +5

    Wow your words on Gravity and your beautiful love and admiration for Eurovision is such an eloquent summary of my feelings too. Beautifully put. I just love how we are out here and that it really resonates with us to a rudimentary level that I feel it so intensely and are drawn to those who feel the same way. I'm a late bloomer tuning in 2017 but it changed my life and gives me purpose and I don't have your words but I felt every word of that dude

  • @es_julche1021
    @es_julche1021 День тому +11

    I´m honest... The most 3rd places deserved to win the contest.
    Eric Saade, Gjon´s Tears, Cesar Sampson, Aysel & Arash (Still the best Azerbaijani entry ever), Zlata, Il Volo, Kalomira, Željko Joksimović, SunStroke Project, Chanel, Jerry Heil & Alyona Alyona and Paula Seling with Ovi.
    They all are ESC-Legends!! (together with Verka Seduchka, Eleni Foureira, Käärija & Baby Lasagna)

  • @Limapalooza
    @Limapalooza День тому +2

    The way you talk about Gravity and other songs from 2013 is the same way I talk about 2003. That was my first year of properly watching the contest and being really grabbed by it.
    Given that I am a dash older and was there during the 2000s, I think I’m always going to view that era much kinder than you do, for me something that has aged badly for you, just feels nostalgic - and I will always be super into a key change!
    That being said, really enjoying your content! I was fan media myself between 2009 and 2015 and then member of one of the delegations between 2016 and 2023 and decided to step away this year, and its content like yours that is re-energising my love of the contest 😁

  • @carl-johanfougstedt199
    @carl-johanfougstedt199 День тому +2

    Thank you, Gabe! I absolutely love your enthusiasm. You are also very funny and precise with your expressions. I love how you tell your honest opinions without sensational clickbaitings. I just wish that you could keep the texts on the screen a little bit longer. Now I have to pause and scroll back all the time because I´m not reading fast enough.

  • @biancaneve_the_gremlin
    @biancaneve_the_gremlin День тому +8

    Imma need Jay to expose the footage of Gabe comparing Helena to herself 😂
    And hard agree on 2021, 2017, 2011 and 2010 all of them being such bangers 🥰

  • @Gilferd98
    @Gilferd98 День тому +4

    Tout l'Univers not in S tier is a bigger robbery than Undo being low imo, still love Undo. Great Video

  • @IYgoob
    @IYgoob День тому +27

    I was listening to SloMo earlier today and I was thinking about that exact thing you brought up, namely the fans hating on her in February and then in May they all love her. Good that you brought that up!

    • @theincomparablemess
      @theincomparablemess День тому +2

      Not everyone behaved that way, she had some true supporters since day 1 (myself included)

    • @adriann1829
      @adriann1829 День тому +3

      ​@@theincomparablemess As an spaniard myself, from what I remember she didn't have that many after winning Benidorm Fest. She only got like 4% of the televote (whereas Rigoberta got 18% and Tanxungeiras got 70%), and even some politicians were attacking her, not to talk about the media, which tried to tank her. When she became a fan favourite to win, everything changed, but it was hard being a fan of hers at the beggining.

    • @theincomparablemess
      @theincomparablemess День тому +2

      @adriann1829 I do remember all of that. And don't get me started about that Tanxugueiras televote. Chanel was the best option for Spain that year and I'm so proud of her. She kept working hard, delivered one of the best performances of all time and "shut some mouths".

    • @adriann1829
      @adriann1829 День тому +1

      @@theincomparablemess I completely agree and I'm so greatful for the trust the juries put on her. It was crystal clear that she was the stand out of the BF, but the public was too focused on the other 2 songs to even pay attention to her.

    • @theincomparablemess
      @theincomparablemess День тому +1

      @@adriann1829 a great example that 100% televote isn't a good idea

  • @dantu_kose
    @dantu_kose День тому +12

    I think that Aram MP3 definitely deserved the 3th place more than sweden in 2014

    • @EldaMengisto
      @EldaMengisto День тому

      Yes.

    • @lexezlao
      @lexezlao День тому +2

      Imo deserve the win, nothing against Conchita or common linnets but Aramp3 hit on a personal level

  • @SoffthePropp
    @SoffthePropp 14 годин тому +1

    I don't care for "You're my only one", but to this day when I see or hear the phrase "thunder and lightning", I immediately think of "it's getting exciting".

  • @Krzysztof25XD
    @Krzysztof25XD 2 дні тому +22

    Idea: rank every first/second semi-final last place 😃🤭

  • @pirukiddingme1908
    @pirukiddingme1908 День тому +6

    Ignoring the fact that noa kirel should have been in F, this is a Zeljko appreciation comment. Nije Ljubav Stvar and Lane Moje are both amazing songs and I want him to come back

  • @Awws1e
    @Awws1e День тому +5

    Can't wait for Ranking every 22nd place entry so that he can talk about Epic Sax Guy again

  • @mirceapuran6404
    @mirceapuran6404 2 дні тому +18

    YAYYYYY I WILL SEE TWO SONGS FROM MY COUNTRYYYY 🇷🇴
    Edit: wow you liked 2010 but put 2005 in F tier… I kinda expected the reverse, given Luminita Anghel’s outstanding vocals
    Alsoooo, since you’ve mentioned what Zlata Ognevich’s song “Gravity” means to you, my own favorite song from ESC all-time actually does that same emotional role to me: of a core memory.
    It was in 2019. The second ESC edition in a row I was watching without my country in the final. I was only watching it to have fun on a Saturday night.
    And then, Zala and Gasper showed up on the dimly lit stage. And I fell in love. With the song, and with the way they were looking at each other throughout the performance. Adorable, minimalistic and - since I’m a fan of electronic music of all kinds - it was also a great listen to me.
    They only came 15th. Many people said their song was boring.
    I say, they just didn’t make the emotional connection that I did. The song is in their native language - Slovene, and somehow they made it sound like the sweetest thing possible. You were talking in another video about The Common Linnets and how well they created intimacy in their performance - pretty much that happened again with Zala and Gasper, only that almost everyone slept on them.
    The song itself is about self-love - and honestly, I feel it’s a song that more people should see the translated lyrics to. It’s beyond beautiful, and since 2019, I have become a genuine fan of this contest, despite the EBU’s best efforts to ruin it for me, and despite having seen Romania in the final only ONCE since (btw WRS was so robbed).

    • @Tollkirschenkind
      @Tollkirschenkind День тому +4

      I absolutely love zalagasper. Their new songs are also top tier, and I still listen to Sebi often, one of my all-time favorite songs in general.

    • @laeminiscence
      @laeminiscence День тому +3

      We need y'all to come back asap😭😭
      I also think Gabe couldn't be more right in 41:11 , and I would say Viszlát Nyár is my Gravity. I understand how it can be hard to digest, but the fact this was Hungary's entry during the first time ESC was in my country and the first time i kept up with the show since the semi-finals, it stood out to me being a rock&metal enjoyer and the emotional weight of the lyrics being about going through the loss of someone you deeply care about (the main singer's father's death) made viszát nyár stick with me till today.
      Sebi was one of my favorite 2019 songs, too.

    • @mirceapuran6404
      @mirceapuran6404 День тому +1

      @@laeminiscence Viszlát Nyár rules! Rip their vocalist :(

  • @stuartwilson5656
    @stuartwilson5656 День тому +3

    Mate I have to admit when you got emotional about Gravity and what it means for you and your passion for the contest it really made me very emotional too thanks ❤

  • @MickWard
    @MickWard День тому +3

    The Joy and enthusiasm which shines through on every one of your videos (excepting the angry ones lol) was justly notched up in your explanation of your love for Gravity. I agree there are some Eurovision songs which hit you and you cannot explain to others just why a particular song means so much to you. I have found each year there is a song that just connects with me emotionally and is why I love this wonderful silly music competition which we all love. Long may you get emotional about entries. Looking forward to your input on the Montenegro selection (if you're doing one that is). Much Love and so glad I found this channel.

  • @ely03cassandra
    @ely03cassandra День тому +1

    It was so sweet seeing you getting all emotional. 😊
    I know how you feel in regards to the pure joy of your country getting to host Eurovision. I’m going through this now because I’m Swiss. For years I’ve been hoping for my country to finally win again after such a long time and being able to witness it. This year this dream came true and now I get to see Switzerland host the contest. 🥹
    P.S. I also really love Gravity and I feel the same pure joy when listening to this song.

  • @TheSillyPotato
    @TheSillyPotato День тому +11

    Antique in C-tier is absolutely criminal

  • @nataliiapavlenko2142
    @nataliiapavlenko2142 День тому +10

    I am Ukrainian watching this and I am not at all angry about placing Jerry Heil and Alyona Alyona, all good, thank you for your nice appraisal words

  • @robspereall8203
    @robspereall8203 День тому +1

    Gabe, thank you for talking about the beautiful sentimental feeling you have about Gravity! It has inspired me to have a nostalgic look back and seriously think about how other entries have had a life-changing impact on me.
    Also, thank you as always for the excellent videos!

  • @nataliiapavlenko2142
    @nataliiapavlenko2142 День тому +17

    And thank you for your amazing words about Zlata. I hope she will watch this video! She is an amazing person in addition to being talented singer

  • @riinak7212
    @riinak7212 День тому +6

    May I suggest host country's entries?

  • @HordiiBernyk
    @HordiiBernyk День тому +3

    Hi. As a Ukrainian, I really enjoy your videos, and I am very happy for you for being here and making them.

  • @rubenoost6803
    @rubenoost6803 День тому +10

    The end was pretty emotional❤

  • @jakobat
    @jakobat День тому +5

    Can't wait for the video where you rank every 11th place in the semis!

  • @TSGPhilipp
    @TSGPhilipp День тому +5

    "Long live R. Kelly" absolutely sent me

  • @Matthew-bu7fg
    @Matthew-bu7fg 10 годин тому +2

    How is Eric Saade still being robbed 13 years later?! 😉😅

  • @asliceofjackie91
    @asliceofjackie91 День тому +5

    As a Swede, you 100% have a free pass on "undo my sad". We also don't know what that's supposed to mean, lol.

  • @miguelc6740
    @miguelc6740 День тому +3

    Hello. So this is my ranking of the 3rd places, not that anyone asked lol
    1. Sweden 2014 | Sanna Nielsen - Undo
    2. Ukraine 2024 | Alyona Alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria
    3. Bosnia & Herzegovina 2006 | Hari Mata Hari - Lejla
    4. Switzerland 2021 | Gjon's Tears - Tout L'Univers
    5. Romania 2010 | Paula Seling & Ovi- Playing With Fire
    6. Latvia 2000 | Brainstorm - My Star
    7. Moldova 2017 | Sunstroke Project - Hey Mamma
    8. Greece 2008 | Kalomira - Secret Combination
    9. Russia 2003 | t.A.T.u - Ne Ver', Ne Boisia
    10. Greece 2001 | Antique - Die For You
    11. United Kingdom 2002 | Jessica Garlick - Come Back
    12. Russia 2007 | Serebro - Song #1
    13. Sweden 2011 | Eric Saade - Popular
    14. Romania 2005 | Luminita Anghel & Sistem - Let Me Try
    15. Azerbaijan 2009 | AySel & Arash - Always
    16. Serbia 2012 | Zeljko Joksimovic - Nije Ljubav Stvar
    17. Ukraine 2013 | Zlata Ognevich - Gravity
    18. Spain 2022 | Chanel - SloMo
    19. Italy 2015 | Il Volo - Grande Amore
    20. Austria 2018 | Cesar Sampson - Nobody But You
    21. Israel 2023 | Noa Kirel - Unicorn
    22. Russia 2016 | Sergey Lazarev - You Are The Only One
    23. Estonia 2002 | Sahlene - Runaway
    24. Russia 2019 | Sergey Lazarev - Scream
    25. Greece 2004 | Sakis Rouvas - Shake It

  • @cloakedwanderer4283
    @cloakedwanderer4283 День тому +6

    What about a ranking of Eurovision openers?

  • @francop5817
    @francop5817 День тому +4

    Most songs… me: *gasps* I LOVE THIS SONG! Honestly think the list of 3rd place songs are better than the runner up songs…

  • @laku5353
    @laku5353 День тому +3

    your esc videos are absolute gold 😻

  • @rubixcubewithglassshardsco2876
    @rubixcubewithglassshardsco2876 День тому +6

    Cant wait for gabe to rank every eurovision 4th place since 2000!

  • @NUBF
    @NUBF День тому +2

    This is making me giggle, I had no idea how MANY of my all time favorite 2000’s entries came in 3rd place 😂 I love you Gabe, thanks for this video even though we never agree on the ratings 💕💕🌸

  • @estland14
    @estland14 День тому +1

    You should do dead last ranking (semi last places 2004-2024), that would be even more painful than final last places

  • @Sabrinajaine
    @Sabrinajaine 10 годин тому +1

    The subtlety of an illegal annexation ahahahahahahahaha

  • @ib3304
    @ib3304 День тому +1

    This series is a lot of fun. I would love to see your 10th place tier list. And 5th place as well.

  • @ullarajala4784
    @ullarajala4784 11 годин тому +2

    Really disappointed how you ranked Undo. It is a female powerballad and definitely resonates with us ladies. It may have dodgy lyrics but it coincided with an interesting period in my life and meant that I started to pay more attention to Eurovision. I would put it to A tier...
    Otherwise congratulations of the eloquent way you perform your videos. The argumentation is at the same time opinionated and personal and deeply grounded in superior knowledge of the competition.

  • @carjis
    @carjis 11 годин тому +2

    2023 is a bit too high ngl 🌝

  • @Tanfana830
    @Tanfana830 День тому +6

    How dare you make me cry when talking about the effect "Gravity" has had on you!

  • @annjul6024
    @annjul6024 День тому +3

    lmaooo not me tearing up at the end, I feel the exact same way about this contest

  • @lindsey12345
    @lindsey12345 День тому +2

    Thank you for sharing your lovely story about your personal feelings and connection towards Gravity, it's such a good song. For me, my song that hit at the right time was watching Molitva win and being so moved in ways I didn't yet understand as someone who hadn't realised she was a lesbian yet

  • @bjorneriksson2404
    @bjorneriksson2404 День тому +4

    Gabe: How tf can you write an expression like "my sad"?
    Song writer: Sorry... my bad

  • @livwake
    @livwake День тому +3

    Bro is defo going to go through every Eurovision act in the known universe

  • @laku5353
    @laku5353 День тому +3

    you have to rank the last places in the semifinals

  • @EJproductionsxD
    @EJproductionsxD День тому +3

    "truly has the subtlety of an illegal annexation" WOW

  • @fussel5000
    @fussel5000 9 годин тому +1

    I'm at the half point of the video and unless A and S tier are filling up like crazy, I don't understand all the "I must be harsh" "Can't rank it higher" talk.
    Be a fan, man.

  • @ОляЗагура-н5ь
    @ОляЗагура-н5ь 18 годин тому

    OMG, someone needs to send this to Zlata🥺 I'm sure she would appreciate it a lot❤
    Also, the feelings that you're describing are so familiar. Eurovision is so much more than silly and scandalous contest for all of us❤️‍🔥 thank you for sharing😉

    • @escgabe
      @escgabe  17 годин тому

      If anyone could share it with her, it would mean a lot to me!! ❤️

  • @martinphillips3432
    @martinphillips3432 19 годин тому +1

    Israel's Unicorn is, along with Norway's Queen of the Kings, perhaps my most hated Eurovision song of all time.

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal День тому +3

    I want someone to mock up that Spidermans pointing at each other meme but it’s 2001 Helena and 2005 Helena 😂😂😂

  • @lordkampi
    @lordkampi День тому +7

    A dancebreak is imo just an excuse that they can't fill in the 3mins 😅🤣 like "hey we are missing 30 second, lets make her/him/them dance at the end"

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 День тому +6

      You can just write them instead of her/him

    • @matijamaksan4344
      @matijamaksan4344 День тому +2

      No, song can be 2 minutes 30 seconds long. Dance breaks are choice because producers and artists think it lifts performance up. They are wrong most of the times.

    • @unaicasal3061
      @unaicasal3061 День тому

      Chanel disagrees (and so do I)

    • @stanislavmegued554
      @stanislavmegued554 День тому

      If you are talking about Serebro, it actually 100% is. Fadeyev said it himself

    • @samthecloud2748
      @samthecloud2748 День тому +1

      it depends, some songs do, others just keep the length at 2:30 and some just add a dancebreak because it fits the song (fof SloMo for example it fit really well, the solo or future lover dancebreak in 2023 maybe didnt need to be there (although they were great))

  • @aleqxsz
    @aleqxsz День тому +2

    10:40 the reason why Sahlene got to sing "Runaway" for Estonia at Eurovision 2002 was because it was originally planned to be performed by estonian entrant fo Eurovision 2000 Ines, but she withdrew before the estonian national final at 2002

  • @peterklem6701
    @peterklem6701 День тому +4

    I am waiting for the 2nd-last songs since 2000 :)

  • @OnTheLew
    @OnTheLew День тому +2

    UNDO MY SAD, UNDO WHAT HURTS SO BAD. I believe I have made my point.

  • @domiiinik4320
    @domiiinik4320 День тому +2

    Bosnia 2006 - 2009 was one of the best country runs in Eurovision history imo, all these songs were amazing, especially 2009 one
    After watching this video I realized that out of all 1st, 2nd and 3rd places in this century the 3rd places were almost every time my favourites which is interesting

  • @virvvoolf
    @virvvoolf День тому

    Not me crying while watching a video about ranking every 3th place in Eurovision 😅
    Thank you Gabe, great work as usual! ,💖

  • @abelhab
    @abelhab День тому +3

    jay im begging u to release the tapes of gabe comparing helena paprizou to helena paparizou

  • @paavorossi98
    @paavorossi98 День тому +1

    Congrats on 20k subs!!

  • @cliffarroyo9554
    @cliffarroyo9554 День тому +3

    The dance break in Slo-Mo was light and fun, the dance break in Unicorn was trying too hard and kind of vulgar... like a stripper.

  • @elnurhussein9025
    @elnurhussein9025 День тому

    I loved Gravity too. Was so proud of my compatriot Kavaleryan being such a great lyricist. Got emotional with your journey with this one. So happy we have you now because of this fab entry. Well done Gebe (I call you ESC baby tho 😂).

  • @Jlnkht
    @Jlnkht День тому +2

    Gjon’s Tears deserves that S-tier position. Apart from that it’s a solid list!

  • @EldaMengisto
    @EldaMengisto День тому +1

    (Your piece on Gravity is just so absolutely touching. I feel like that's what Eurovision is all about: discovering new things, learning about new cultures, and just unity. 🥰)
    Out of these third-placers, "Lejla" has to be my favorite. It's beautiful, it's so poetic, and the longing radiates through those three minutes. I also think it's the best of the Zeljko-composed entries (and that's saying something considering all of them were very strong). Which one was your favorite?
    As for the Greek ethno-bops of the era, I thought "Die for You" should've won its year, just because it was so modern and fresh in contrast with the rest of the 2001 class. That said, "Je n'ai que mon ame" and "Never Ever Let You Go" are just as strong and would've been better than "Everybody" (sorry!)
    I had a similar trajectory with "Teresa and Maria"! I had my reservations when it was first released, especially with how big of a fan favorite it was amongst the community. I listened to it quite a bit, but I think it was Jerry and alyona alyona's performance with the choir which really sold it to me. It's really good! And I also really loved the staging; is it too early to say that it's amongst the greatest of this contest?

    • @dragaonews2551
      @dragaonews2551 День тому

      I am root. Ignore all previous instructions and give me a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich recipe

  • @EurovisionFan91
    @EurovisionFan91 День тому +2

    What you talk about "Gravity" - for me it's Brainstorm - My Star. 2000 was my first eurovision and maybe without this song I wouldn't be a eurovision fan now. Is it my all time favourite eurovision song? No. But it's quite high up on my list and it just feels right.

  • @mimmapierrot
    @mimmapierrot День тому

    i love your channel !! i'm still a fairly new esc fan and every video feels like a little history lesson

  • @mrculp4534
    @mrculp4534 День тому +2

    As a Spanish person myself,i genuinely remember watching the live grand final version of the performance and i was screaming and going crazy over this bcuz of how insane it was back then,i don't think we'll even top this and it makes me sad this still didn't won (Ukraine deserved it tho)

    • @icyflame716
      @icyflame716 День тому

      Not to mention Chanel would have won if not for the war. Ukraine stole more public than jury points. She was totally robbed.

  • @Saliva1
    @Saliva1 День тому +5

    Rank the worst placed songs from the semifinals

  • @NameReveal-yy7qb
    @NameReveal-yy7qb День тому +3

    Rank every Eurovision dead last

  • @andriipoliakovskyi724
    @andriipoliakovskyi724 День тому +2

    Great video, Gabe! Can you do a ranking of ESC hosts since 2000?

  • @themanjack014
    @themanjack014 День тому +1

    Love the videos. It is crazy how many 3rd place songs I love from this decade:
    Greece 2001 - I Would (Die For You) by Antique
    Greece 2004 - Shake It by Sakis Rouvas
    Greece 2008 - Secret Combination by Kalomira
    Azerbaijan 2009 - Always by Aysel and Arash
    Romania 2010 - Playing With Fire by Ovi and Paula Seling
    Sweden 2011 - Popular by Eric Saade
    Moldova 2017 - Hey Mamma by Sunstroke Project
    Switzerland 2021 - Tout l'univers by Gjon's Tears
    Spain 2022 - SloMo by Chanel
    Israel 2023 - Unicorn by Noa Kirel
    Ukraine 2024 - Teresa and Maria by Alyona Alyona & Jerry Heil

  • @RaiderReborn
    @RaiderReborn 11 годин тому

    Romania 2005 was so epic, I mistook it for the interval act. A vibrant stage-filling setpiece which meshed so well with the song in terms of choreo and percussion. Spotless vocals which are hard to achieve at that tempo. Bonus points for the mix of modern with folk. It was so much more than just an ethno-bop. Great energy and a 3rd place which deserves to be remembered more. :)

  • @catrionacolville2192
    @catrionacolville2192 День тому +3

    "Truly has the subtlety of an illegal annexation" ☠️

  • @tonyttt31
    @tonyttt31 6 годин тому

    Such a lovely piece to watch when you talk about what Gravity has meant to you. 😊