I Ranked Every Eurovision 3rd Place Since 2000

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  • @Imaginarie
    @Imaginarie Місяць тому +325

    As a Ukrainian, watching your videos makes me very happy indeed 😊❤

    • @escgabe
      @escgabe  Місяць тому +57

      💙💛

    • @olka_kvasolka
      @olka_kvasolka Місяць тому +8

      I strongly agree with you! ^^

    • @lilylobko1761
      @lilylobko1761 Місяць тому +35

      Same. I am very thankful for Gabe mentioning war crimes made by russians all the time and rightfully advocating for ban of russia. There are very few Europeans who care about that enough to mention without a break and we are thankful for every one of them ❤

    • @visualdarkness
      @visualdarkness Місяць тому +8

      @@lilylobko1761 I can comfort you with that here in Sweden I still see plenty of Ukrainian flags, sometimes even more than Swedish ones, and other things in support of Ukraine. An art store got "Fuck Putin" in its windows since the war broke out. So many stores got relief charity initiatives etc. You're not alone in this world.

    • @Shannis75
      @Shannis75 Місяць тому +2

      @@visualdarkness the same with Finland, too.

  • @koguma8823
    @koguma8823 Місяць тому +861

    i'd pay good money to watch the footage of gabe comparing helena paparizou to herself

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 Місяць тому +18

      Same

    • @sairhug
      @sairhug Місяць тому +14

      😂 Absolutely!

    • @Leafye64
      @Leafye64 Місяць тому +22

      Same WE NEED THAT PART

    • @dimitrispvoice133
      @dimitrispvoice133 Місяць тому +20

      @@koguma8823 it surprises me though that the whole footage there was cut out... like all he did was comparing her to herself? and..what about the song? 😂 there was limited info in that section and couldn't understand fully why he didn't like it, it was my winner that year. Makes me think that he focused waaaay too much on Helena...well.. being herself lol.

    • @Gert-c2b
      @Gert-c2b Місяць тому

      I’m crying 😅 howling 😅

  • @TalysAlankil
    @TalysAlankil Місяць тому +583

    it's the "you wanna see me dance? NO" clip for me fjsklfjsdlkfj especially because i remember having the same reaction watching live

    • @georges4024
      @georges4024 Місяць тому +30

      i'm surprised he put Genocide Chanel on C Tier alongside some iconic performances, especially given his own analysis that describes it as a 'kitchen sink entry'

    • @samthecloud2748
      @samthecloud2748 Місяць тому +12

      ​@@georges4024
      I think he said it in the winners video, he just talks about the entries to have a full list, therefore he also ranks them like all the other ones ig

    • @neckpeck2738
      @neckpeck2738 Місяць тому +6

      she really thought she was j-lo that night, banking on star credibility that she doesn't have

    • @littleblackpistol
      @littleblackpistol 25 днів тому

      Me too!

    • @andrelini
      @andrelini 15 днів тому

      @@georges4024genocidal chanel is quite a funny name considering chanel opened noa kirel's concert last year

  • @PNUNINTENDO
    @PNUNINTENDO Місяць тому +301

    Eurovision: Don't swear, it's a family show
    Serebro: BAD ASS SPINNING WITH MY BITCHES FOR YA, TASTE MY CHERRY PWUXI PIE, MINE AND WITH MY BITCHES BAD ASS SPINNING

    • @escgabe
      @escgabe  Місяць тому +30

      😭😭

    • @Gert-c2b
      @Gert-c2b Місяць тому +4

      Yeah they were way less on it at the time. I feel like the Puritanism didn’t come until the mid 2010s.

    • @PNUNINTENDO
      @PNUNINTENDO Місяць тому +4

      @@Gert-c2b Debatable, cuz Silvia Night's "freaking/f'in win" line was controversial still

    • @elfiii_
      @elfiii_ Місяць тому +4

      @@PNUNINTENDO I think a lot of it came from "Can most people understand what you're saying on the first listen" lol

    • @karinao.1961
      @karinao.1961 Місяць тому +4

      Serebro is my true guilty pleasure, I love it can't explain😭

  • @Оченькрутойъ
    @Оченькрутойъ Місяць тому +461

    Can't wait for "Ranking every 4th place since 2000" 🔥🔥

    • @fishndchick2228
      @fishndchick2228 Місяць тому +1

      See you in a week 😂

    • @stitchfaces
      @stitchfaces Місяць тому +8

      @@fishndchick2228 I need my queen Margaret Berger in S+ tier

    • @duke.isns_14
      @duke.isns_14 Місяць тому +6

      And then we end up in Ranking every 15th place since 2000

    • @natnuss98
      @natnuss98 Місяць тому +1

      I mean it would have Dadi Freyr and 10 years so I'm down

    • @robinkinloch5164
      @robinkinloch5164 Місяць тому +1

      I hope he does one because all the best entries finish 4th: Shiri Maymon, Loic Nottet, Poli Genova, Blanche, Luca Hanni, Margaret Berger, Sabina Babayeva, etc...

  • @amarantatedeschi4786
    @amarantatedeschi4786 Місяць тому +142

    About 2021:my actual winner is Go-A, but I think all the top 5 deserved to win. Really great year.

    • @rabomarc
      @rabomarc Місяць тому +31

      I was rooting for Go-A too, amazing song indeed. But it’s true that the level of 2021 contest was exceptionally high and any of the top 5 would easily win in a different year.

    • @Wailmur
      @Wailmur Місяць тому +2

      Top 6 I think. But I agree with your point

  • @SoffthePropp
    @SoffthePropp Місяць тому +79

    I don't care for "You're my only one", but to this day when I see or hear the phrase "thunder and lightning", I immediately think of "it's getting exciting".

    • @nicolamarchbank1846
      @nicolamarchbank1846 Місяць тому +1

      I thought I was the only person who thought Greece's overrated was hideously overrated. I feel somewhat vindicated.

  • @erinnadia0409
    @erinnadia0409 Місяць тому +313

    Noa’s dance break will always give me ‘magicarp using splash’ 😂😅 I’m sorry

    • @rumenok
      @rumenok Місяць тому +7

      LMAO

    • @carrie9533
      @carrie9533 Місяць тому +8

      Omg. I'll never see it any other way.

    • @erinnadia0409
      @erinnadia0409 Місяць тому +17

      @ I also hear the sentence "YOU NEED CORN 🌽 " at the end of the song 🤣😅 sorry to ruin the song even more

    • @abelhab
      @abelhab Місяць тому +13

      thats such a specific insult i love it

    • @erinnadia0409
      @erinnadia0409 Місяць тому +3

      @ I just love Pokémon 😂😅

  • @Awws1e
    @Awws1e Місяць тому +56

    Can't wait for Ranking every 22nd place entry so that he can talk about Epic Sax Guy again

  • @EmoBearRights
    @EmoBearRights Місяць тому +143

    I think going to absolute last placers in semis would be fun.

    • @thesnesgeek
      @thesnesgeek Місяць тому +3

      Or 20th placers

    • @bailagringacovers
      @bailagringacovers Місяць тому +1

      Great idea

    • @Darko_Milosevski03
      @Darko_Milosevski03 6 днів тому +2

      @@EmoBearRights that would be a great idea
      Especially 2004
      Switzerland
      Pietro and the music stars

    • @Wailmur
      @Wailmur 3 години тому +1

      @@Darko_Milosevski03 oh god
      If anybody is S tier I'd be surprised tbh, Malta 2023 and 2024 are the only decent ones that come to mind

  • @randodutchguy
    @randodutchguy Місяць тому +305

    The Top 3 from 2021 were INSANE!

    • @AnneMa_
      @AnneMa_ Місяць тому +38

      For me also the 4. and 5. place were INSANE that year 🤩

    • @EmoBearRights
      @EmoBearRights Місяць тому +27

      The entire top 9 were masterpieces - also Bulgaria and Portugal who were 11th and 12th were very good too. 21 was an embarrassment of riches mostly.

    • @nobodyimportant281
      @nobodyimportant281 Місяць тому +23

      Top tier year. One of the strongest years in ESC history!

    • @CMA17
      @CMA17 Місяць тому +20

      ​@@EmoBearRightsevery songs until 22nd place would have finished top 10 in other years

    • @alexe9030
      @alexe9030 Місяць тому +10

      I also think 21 was a low key FIRE year for entries. I mean to me the UKs nil point made a lot of sense the bar was just so high that year. It’s the only year for me where if any of the top 5 had win I’d have been stoked

  • @MostlyTiredVids
    @MostlyTiredVids Місяць тому +167

    im incorporating "subtlety of an illegal annexation" into my daily vocab thank you

  • @Gilferd98
    @Gilferd98 Місяць тому +46

    Tout l'Univers not in S tier is a bigger robbery than Undo being low imo, still love Undo. Great Video

  • @neckpeck2738
    @neckpeck2738 Місяць тому +250

    "Unicorn" is just... so insufferable. Even ignoring the awful political situation, it's sung by a supermodel who fulfills every beauty standard, pretending to be a bullied outcast. I found it extremely insufferable. It was clearly engineered in a lab to be as marketable and TikTok-popular as possible, with different parts and a dance routine included, and that makes it inauthentic - which goes completely against the "be yourself, even if you're weird" message they were trying to peddle.

    • @dragaonews2551
      @dragaonews2551 Місяць тому

      Perfect. What Israel tried to do was to make a thirst trap with a hot woman and put a bunch of instagrammable moments so they can trend in social media. And what’s concerning is that it almost worked.

    • @robinlovestosing
      @robinlovestosing Місяць тому +50

      And the lyrics... pure Israeli propaganda.... that was my impression on first listen and sure enough once the post October 7th genocide started, Noa turned it into a ballad which makes it crystal clear.

    • @michal31131
      @michal31131 Місяць тому +6

      Cope and Seeth!
      It was a decent song that angers only those with a certain agenda.

    • @TimmmTim
      @TimmmTim Місяць тому +29

      I am 100% sure that the song is artificially pushed to 3rd place. It was not even fun or anything. My friends and I couldn't believe it went that high. Same as Israel in 2024, we all know how they ended up so high.

    • @TJMorrison.
      @TJMorrison. Місяць тому +8

      The issue is that songs with dance breaks are and always be dumb, but people ate it up at the time, it doesn't matter that it came from Israel, it's just plain bad, it's not a song, it's a glorified dance routine, and I do remember people on Twitter defending it like it was a masterpiece

  • @JV-the-Tossh
    @JV-the-Tossh Місяць тому +124

    Moldova's biggest cultural export?
    I mean, you can make the argument, but I think the band behind Dragostea din tei (The Numa Numa song) might have a good case for that title as well.

    • @escgabe
      @escgabe  Місяць тому +33

      Yes, that's true for sure!

    • @BellaFalk95
      @BellaFalk95 Місяць тому +16

      The band is O-zone. One of the members compited in 2005.

    • @CarolCanGame
      @CarolCanGame Місяць тому +6

      @@BellaFalk95 2006*

    • @BellaFalk95
      @BellaFalk95 Місяць тому

      @@CarolCanGame Oops! I wrote wrong.

    • @ely03cassandra
      @ely03cassandra Місяць тому

      So true! My kids (4 & 7 years old) are now the next generation being obsessed with this song. 😆

  • @КатЖак
    @КатЖак Місяць тому +73

    You should do a video where you rank the entries with the highest discrepancies between televote and jury vote!!

  • @randodutchguy
    @randodutchguy Місяць тому +91

    PLEASE DO THE ENTRIES THAT ALMOST QUALIFIED I'M BEGGING FOR AIJA IN S TIER

    • @Wailmur
      @Wailmur Місяць тому +6

      If Aija isn't s tier we riot because HOW DID IT NOT QUALIFY. EUROPE WHAT ARE YOU DOING

  • @rumenok
    @rumenok Місяць тому +168

    STOP IT! I'M CRYING! Gravity hits even harder when you understand that's the last song of peaceful times in Ukraine 😢

  • @Nandor92
    @Nandor92 Місяць тому +19

    Epic Sax Guy was epic, but biggest cultural impact of Moldova is by any means Dragostea Din Tei (You know that Numa Numa song)

  • @Jlnkht
    @Jlnkht Місяць тому +28

    Gjon’s Tears deserves that S-tier position. Apart from that it’s a solid list!

  • @kinga3635
    @kinga3635 Місяць тому +61

    watching eric saade performance back in 2011 was my sexual awakening

  • @jazzy_the_jazz
    @jazzy_the_jazz Місяць тому +108

    GJON’S TEARS 🔛🔝🇨🇭🫶🏼

    • @Darko_Milosevski03
      @Darko_Milosevski03 6 днів тому +2

      @jazzy_the_jazz one of Switzerland's best Esc entries
      Personally I prefer Gjon over Nemo
      But both did a great job
      They turned Switzerland into a Esc powerhouse again
      Plus in 2004 Switzerland in the semi finals got 0 points,they were the first country to get 0 points in a semi final
      20 years later in 2024 Nemo won Switzerland their 3rd Esc title
      From being a joke in eurovision I 2004 to a dominant victory in 2024 Switzerland are a Esc powerhouse again
      Gjon and Nemo played a key role
      And it will be tough to follow on from Nemo's victory
      Replicating Nemo's success is gonna be tricky
      But anything is possible

  • @TSGPhilipp
    @TSGPhilipp Місяць тому +25

    "Long live R. Kelly" absolutely sent me

  • @Kernel15
    @Kernel15 Місяць тому +34

    Unicorn is such a Frankenstein's monster, and I have no idea how it placed 3rd. The song itself is terribly disjointed. The "You wanna see me dance?" section onwards feels like the songwriters took the 3 minute maximum length as a requirement, ran out of lyrics and had to resort to empty filler to struggle over their own self-imposed finish line. The gratuitous "dance break" was more of an acro break.
    The whole song is basically one "If you're gonna do it, don't do it" lmao

  • @es_julche1021
    @es_julche1021 Місяць тому +34

    I´m honest... The most 3rd places deserved to win the contest.
    Eric Saade, Gjon´s Tears, Cesar Sampson, Aysel & Arash (Still the best Azerbaijani entry ever), Zlata, Il Volo, Kalomira, Željko Joksimović, SunStroke Project, Chanel, Jerry Heil & Alyona Alyona and Paula Seling with Ovi.
    They all are ESC-Legends!! (together with Verka Seduchka, Eleni Foureira, Käärija & Baby Lasagna)

    • @vickiguims9476
      @vickiguims9476 Місяць тому +1

      I completely agree there have been so many occasions where the 3rd and even 4th places were actually better than the winner and should have won😍

    • @jennylouisejohansson3680
      @jennylouisejohansson3680 Місяць тому +1

      Funny you say that the Azerbajdzjan strategy is "let's let the swedes do it." Arash is half swedish. His career started here.

  • @Fangar.
    @Fangar. Місяць тому +50

    Unicorn was such a nothing song. Like tell me what it’s actually about

    • @michal31131
      @michal31131 Місяць тому +7

      I think it was a metaphor for her country and how it's standing in front of the world.
      Anyway, those that truly hate this song do it purely out of a certain agenda

    • @Darko_Milosevski03
      @Darko_Milosevski03 6 днів тому

      @@Fangar. I actually like the song
      Mainly bc of Noa Kirel
      She's simply beautiful

  • @finnsalsa9304
    @finnsalsa9304 Місяць тому +44

    If you continue this series I’d love to get to the 5th places and hear your ranking for Shum :)

  • @estland14
    @estland14 Місяць тому +22

    You should do dead last ranking (semi last places 2004-2024), that would be even more painful than final last places

  • @Zakarias89
    @Zakarias89 Місяць тому +53

    "Undo my sad -- " is part of a passus. I think you can hear her ending the line with an unresolved pause for effect. And it is resolved later with the completed phrase "undo my sad love". I think it's just a stylistic device, I dunno why people are so hung up on that. Not the smartest lyrics, but who's going to Eurovision for the literary quality of the writing.

    • @Gert-c2b
      @Gert-c2b Місяць тому

      Sad to say ‘sad love’ was a late addition to the song after criticism online. I like the reading and it’s fully valid but know that the completed phrase was not part of the original song.

    • @Zakarias89
      @Zakarias89 Місяць тому

      @@Gert-c2b Yeah, you're right. Well, this is what they finally settled for anyway

    • @koelkastridder3388
      @koelkastridder3388 Місяць тому +1

      Its a matter of taste I guess. But undo makes it sound more like using the undo button on a pc than what it is supposed to mean 😅

    • @Zakarias89
      @Zakarias89 Місяць тому +1

      @@koelkastridder3388 the word undo was used that way before computers was a thing though

    • @ParumPirum
      @ParumPirum Місяць тому +5

      This is why taste in music is so weird.
      Because Undo is one of my all time favourites in the contest. It gave me strong emotions and I revisit it often.
      But that Ukrainian song from 2013 that he apparently loves so much in this video meant absolutely nothing, I don’t even remember it.
      It made absolutely no impression at all.

  • @Asa...S
    @Asa...S Місяць тому +31

    Sahlene wasn't even supposed to sing "Runaway" originally, the singer who was supposed to sing it withdrew, shortly before the contest in Estonia. The composers were unsuccessful finding an Estonian singer for the song, but somehow they got hold of Sahlene who was able to jump on a plane to Tallin on short notice. She even brought her brother with her, he's playing the guitar in the background. It wasn't her first time on Eurovision, she was one of the backing vocalists when Charlotte Perelli won in 1999 with "Take Me to Your Heaven". Sahlene will be back in Esti Laul in 2025.

    • @BridgLondon
      @BridgLondon Місяць тому +2

      The singer was supposed to be Ines (2000) but she had a change of heart

  • @mataya-waldenberg
    @mataya-waldenberg Місяць тому +38

    How you're talking about Zlata reminds me of how I experienced Kate Miller-Heidke's "Zero Gravity" in 2019 - it was hitting me on so many levels, regarding the journey that I was on. In many ways also regarding my journey as an artist. I felt very seen by the latter entry. It induced me with incredible joy, and oh wow, I just realised the two songs are called "Gravity" and "Zero Gravity" (and I have always loved them both - they were my personal favourites of their respective year).

    • @majedmunawwar7890
      @majedmunawwar7890 Місяць тому

      kate miller heidke is the most listend esc song ever by me... i remember the limitless energy that i got listening to that song

  • @EJproductionsxD
    @EJproductionsxD Місяць тому +13

    "truly has the subtlety of an illegal annexation" WOW

  • @ozymandias1433
    @ozymandias1433 Місяць тому +57

    Maria Teresa should be in S tier period

  • @ad-o
    @ad-o Місяць тому +98

    u gotta do 4th and 5th now too yknow right? you aint getting out doing only 3 🙏🙏

    • @Andre_stats_0111
      @Andre_stats_0111 Місяць тому +8

      At least all songs in the top 10. 😁

    • @AdnanRahmanovic-vv8lz
      @AdnanRahmanovic-vv8lz Місяць тому +1

      Honestly... I would be very very into him doing every single place hahaha

    • @ad-o
      @ad-o Місяць тому +6

      @@AdnanRahmanovic-vv8lz i cant wait for top 27th places in like march

    • @oulawd6281
      @oulawd6281 Місяць тому

      and after that 90’s top and bottom placements 💗

  • @sairhug
    @sairhug Місяць тому +21

    Wow - that's the first time I ever clapped eyes and ears on the Latvia 2000 song (went and watched it just now) 🤯 It's probably the most unique delivery I've ever seen/heard in Eurovision ... it's utterly charming!! This is why I love these recaps ... I'm discovering stuff I missed out on. Keep going, please!

    • @Jakumata
      @Jakumata Місяць тому +5

      if you are wanting to follow an interesting rabbit hole brainstorm is quiet literally music royalty in Latvia, so they send their biggest stars to eurovision the year they debut (I think). My best friend grew up to their music in Latvian and it's really awesome!

    • @sanes5822
      @sanes5822 Місяць тому +2

      I wasn’t following Eurovision back in 2000, but I definitely remember this song and didn’t know it competed! I guess it was played quite a lot on radio and tv in Finland back then, and I really liked it in my high school years.

  • @Kiwimite
    @Kiwimite Місяць тому +6

    Hi Gabe, just a quick note - Arash actually lives in Sweden too. So you could kinda call him a Swedish producer as well lol. He deserves a little more credit here because he's written a lot of bangers that have become staples at Persian parties! I heard Always frequently as a kid and was shocked to hear it was actually a Eurovision song :)

  • @asliceofjackie91
    @asliceofjackie91 Місяць тому +13

    As a Swede, you 100% have a free pass on "undo my sad". We also don't know what that's supposed to mean, lol.

  • @Tanfana830
    @Tanfana830 Місяць тому +13

    How dare you make me cry when talking about the effect "Gravity" has had on you!

  • @EmoBearRights
    @EmoBearRights Місяць тому +35

    I kinda loved that Nemo entered to Gjon's awesome vocals - Gjon should be in S tier. Chanel being in a tier above for me is wrong.

    • @kir250305
      @kir250305 Місяць тому +6

      Exactly! 200% agree!

  • @m1ssb3having
    @m1ssb3having Місяць тому +8

    Wow your words on Gravity and your beautiful love and admiration for Eurovision is such an eloquent summary of my feelings too. Beautifully put. I just love how we are out here and that it really resonates with us to a rudimentary level that I feel it so intensely and are drawn to those who feel the same way. I'm a late bloomer tuning in 2017 but it changed my life and gives me purpose and I don't have your words but I felt every word of that dude

  • @robspereall8203
    @robspereall8203 Місяць тому +4

    Gabe, thank you for talking about the beautiful sentimental feeling you have about Gravity! It has inspired me to have a nostalgic look back and seriously think about how other entries have had a life-changing impact on me.
    Also, thank you as always for the excellent videos!

  • @aleqxszj
    @aleqxszj Місяць тому +4

    10:40 the reason why Sahlene got to sing "Runaway" for Estonia at Eurovision 2002 was because it was originally planned to be performed by estonian entrant fo Eurovision 2000 Ines, but she withdrew before the estonian national final at 2002

  • @carl-johanfougstedt199
    @carl-johanfougstedt199 Місяць тому +5

    Thank you, Gabe! I absolutely love your enthusiasm. You are also very funny and precise with your expressions. I love how you tell your honest opinions without sensational clickbaitings. I just wish that you could keep the texts on the screen a little bit longer. Now I have to pause and scroll back all the time because I´m not reading fast enough.

  • @stanislavmegued554
    @stanislavmegued554 Місяць тому +11

    2007 Serebro. You call them Russian music royalty and a powerhouse.. well, they were created specifically for the ESC 2007 contest. Song #1 is literally the first song written for them. Their legacy was created afterwards, this song was their foundation

  • @mimmapierrot
    @mimmapierrot Місяць тому +3

    i love your channel !! i'm still a fairly new esc fan and every video feels like a little history lesson

  • @rubixcubewithglassshardsco2876
    @rubixcubewithglassshardsco2876 Місяць тому +10

    Cant wait for gabe to rank every eurovision 4th place since 2000!

  • @loulouvouu
    @loulouvouu Місяць тому +15

    As a Russian who was 4 in 2007, Serebro's song fell into the adulthood that we were promised category for me, it just aligned so well with the glamourous aesthetic of this era and my mom's motorola that I was listening this song from, it had that cool older sister in 00's vibe

  • @MickWard
    @MickWard Місяць тому +4

    The Joy and enthusiasm which shines through on every one of your videos (excepting the angry ones lol) was justly notched up in your explanation of your love for Gravity. I agree there are some Eurovision songs which hit you and you cannot explain to others just why a particular song means so much to you. I have found each year there is a song that just connects with me emotionally and is why I love this wonderful silly music competition which we all love. Long may you get emotional about entries. Looking forward to your input on the Montenegro selection (if you're doing one that is). Much Love and so glad I found this channel.

  • @lighthouse620
    @lighthouse620 Місяць тому +9

    Rightfully slag off Russia 2007s lyrics but yet you give Chanel a free pass for "zoom zoom on my yummy"???

    • @dhilandass7986
      @dhilandass7986 Місяць тому

      It makes sense becuase she's talking about sex and anybody that's old enough to understand, would

  • @ely03cassandra
    @ely03cassandra Місяць тому +5

    It was so sweet seeing you getting all emotional. 😊
    I know how you feel in regards to the pure joy of your country getting to host Eurovision. I’m going through this now because I’m Swiss. For years I’ve been hoping for my country to finally win again after such a long time and being able to witness it. This year this dream came true and now I get to see Switzerland host the contest. 🥹
    P.S. I also really love Gravity and I feel the same pure joy when listening to this song.

  • @biancaneve_but_a_gremlin
    @biancaneve_but_a_gremlin Місяць тому +14

    Imma need Jay to expose the footage of Gabe comparing Helena to herself 😂
    And hard agree on 2021, 2017, 2011 and 2010 all of them being such bangers 🥰

  • @Limapalooza
    @Limapalooza Місяць тому +4

    The way you talk about Gravity and other songs from 2013 is the same way I talk about 2003. That was my first year of properly watching the contest and being really grabbed by it.
    Given that I am a dash older and was there during the 2000s, I think I’m always going to view that era much kinder than you do, for me something that has aged badly for you, just feels nostalgic - and I will always be super into a key change!
    That being said, really enjoying your content! I was fan media myself between 2009 and 2015 and then member of one of the delegations between 2016 and 2023 and decided to step away this year, and its content like yours that is re-energising my love of the contest 😁

  • @queenvidron4240
    @queenvidron4240 Місяць тому +37

    I'm still shocked they even let Israel compete this year. Absolutely hypocritical to remove Russia but keep them.

    • @michal31131
      @michal31131 Місяць тому

      Because Israel didn't start the war, the muslims did.

    • @karinm.doesitagain2620
      @karinm.doesitagain2620 Місяць тому +11

      Literally no country petitioned to remove Israel, a majority did for Russia 😊

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 Місяць тому

      @ No

    • @dariakey5318
      @dariakey5318 Місяць тому +10

      ​@@karinm.doesitagain2620which is hypocritical

    • @elemichae
      @elemichae 28 днів тому

      @@karinm.doesitagain2620 a LOT of people did sign petitions and protested in other ways to remove israel, because sane people wouldnt want a “country” like that to participate

  • @abelhab
    @abelhab Місяць тому +9

    jay im begging u to release the tapes of gabe comparing helena paprizou to helena paparizou

  • @alvomacska
    @alvomacska Місяць тому +6

    Not you calling Epic Sax Guy Moldova's biggest cultural export when Dragostea Din Tei is right there.

  • @IYgoob
    @IYgoob Місяць тому +35

    I was listening to SloMo earlier today and I was thinking about that exact thing you brought up, namely the fans hating on her in February and then in May they all love her. Good that you brought that up!

    • @theincomparablemess
      @theincomparablemess Місяць тому +3

      Not everyone behaved that way, she had some true supporters since day 1 (myself included)

    • @adriann1829
      @adriann1829 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@theincomparablemess As an spaniard myself, from what I remember she didn't have that many after winning Benidorm Fest. She only got like 4% of the televote (whereas Rigoberta got 18% and Tanxungeiras got 70%), and even some politicians were attacking her, not to talk about the media, which tried to tank her. When she became a fan favourite to win, everything changed, but it was hard being a fan of hers at the beggining.

    • @theincomparablemess
      @theincomparablemess Місяць тому +2

      @adriann1829 I do remember all of that. And don't get me started about that Tanxugueiras televote. Chanel was the best option for Spain that year and I'm so proud of her. She kept working hard, delivered one of the best performances of all time and "shut some mouths".

    • @adriann1829
      @adriann1829 Місяць тому +1

      @@theincomparablemess I completely agree and I'm so greatful for the trust the juries put on her. It was crystal clear that she was the stand out of the BF, but the public was too focused on the other 2 songs to even pay attention to her.

    • @theincomparablemess
      @theincomparablemess Місяць тому +1

      @@adriann1829 a great example that 100% televote isn't a good idea

  • @stuartwilson5656
    @stuartwilson5656 Місяць тому +6

    Mate I have to admit when you got emotional about Gravity and what it means for you and your passion for the contest it really made me very emotional too thanks ❤

  • @mrculp4534
    @mrculp4534 Місяць тому +7

    As a Spanish person myself,i genuinely remember watching the live grand final version of the performance and i was screaming and going crazy over this bcuz of how insane it was back then,i don't think we'll even top this and it makes me sad this still didn't won (Ukraine deserved it tho)

    • @icyflame716
      @icyflame716 Місяць тому

      Not to mention Chanel would have won if not for the war. Ukraine stole more public than jury points. She was totally robbed.

  • @MahmoudHAhmad
    @MahmoudHAhmad Місяць тому +4

    Gjon's Tears' vocal performance in 2021 was absolutely fantastic.

  • @marionperhonita2731
    @marionperhonita2731 Місяць тому +19

    When I saw Brainstorm on the Eurovision stage that year I fell in love with them. Still loving the band until this day. 🙂

    • @EldaMengisto
      @EldaMengisto Місяць тому +4

      I love how whimsical "My Star" was! Probably the best Latvia has ever sent.

    • @Wailmur
      @Wailmur Місяць тому

      ​@@EldaMengistonahh aija is better but its second

    • @neillester6457
      @neillester6457 12 днів тому

      The lead singer of Brainstorm also cohosted Eurovision in 2003 for Latvia along with the winner Marie.

  • @catrionacolville2192
    @catrionacolville2192 Місяць тому +6

    "Truly has the subtlety of an illegal annexation" ☠️

  • @CubicCreeper7914
    @CubicCreeper7914 Місяць тому +1

    Just found this channel today and already binged these rankings videos, would love to see more!

  • @SilversonXmusic
    @SilversonXmusic Місяць тому +30

    Can't wait for "ranking 5th places" and Eden getting Polina Gagarina treatment from you :)

    • @Gert-c2b
      @Gert-c2b Місяць тому +5

      Or even better, getting thrown off the list 🎉

    • @Darko_Milosevski03
      @Darko_Milosevski03 8 днів тому +1

      Polina walked so that Eden could run

    • @SilversonXmusic
      @SilversonXmusic 8 днів тому +1

      @Darko_Milosevski03 well, it makes sense

    • @Darko_Milosevski03
      @Darko_Milosevski03 6 днів тому

      @SilversonXmusic It sure does
      And plus Eden is half Russian
      I know Eden has a bit of Ukrainian decent but I don't think the Ukranians like her
      Ukraine gave Israel 0 points in 2024
      Next year I hope we don't get a Eden Gagarina 2.0

  • @bjorneriksson2404
    @bjorneriksson2404 Місяць тому +7

    Gabe: How tf can you write an expression like "my sad"?
    Song writer: Sorry... my bad

  • @virvvoolf
    @virvvoolf Місяць тому +3

    Not me crying while watching a video about ranking every 3th place in Eurovision 😅
    Thank you Gabe, great work as usual! ,💖

  • @TheSillyPotato
    @TheSillyPotato Місяць тому +19

    Antique in C-tier is absolutely criminal

  • @pirukiddingme1908
    @pirukiddingme1908 Місяць тому +16

    Ignoring the fact that noa kirel should have been in F, this is a Zeljko appreciation comment. Nije Ljubav Stvar and Lane Moje are both amazing songs and I want him to come back

  • @rubenoost6803
    @rubenoost6803 Місяць тому +13

    The end was pretty emotional❤

  • @Krzysztof25XD
    @Krzysztof25XD Місяць тому +23

    Idea: rank every first/second semi-final last place 😃🤭

  • @nataliiapavlenko2142
    @nataliiapavlenko2142 Місяць тому +19

    And thank you for your amazing words about Zlata. I hope she will watch this video! She is an amazing person in addition to being talented singer

    • @Darko_Milosevski03
      @Darko_Milosevski03 6 днів тому

      @@nataliiapavlenko2142 to me Zlata should comeback to Eurovision
      She has unfinished business

  • @lmangan2012
    @lmangan2012 Місяць тому +4

    As someone who has loved Gravity for years as one of my fav Eurovision songs of all time, I feel seen 💖It has such a hopeful innocence to it~ 💖

  • @escwilde222
    @escwilde222 Місяць тому +5

    "In Sweden they speak English, better than the English do." Facts.

    • @Darko_Milosevski03
      @Darko_Milosevski03 6 днів тому

      @escwilde222 honestly it's time for Sweden to send a eurosong entry in Swedish

  • @imma2583
    @imma2583 Місяць тому +4

    I had completely forgotten unicorn beat due vite in 2023 and it took med 30 minuets into the video to realize it’s not here. And then I got just as mad as I was in 2023 all over again.

  • @RaiderReborn
    @RaiderReborn Місяць тому +3

    Romania 2005 was so epic, I mistook it for the interval act. A vibrant stage-filling setpiece which meshed so well with the song in terms of choreo and percussion. Spotless vocals which are hard to achieve at that tempo. Bonus points for the mix of modern with folk. It was so much more than just an ethno-bop. Great energy and a 3rd place which deserves to be remembered more. :)

  • @mirceapuran6404
    @mirceapuran6404 Місяць тому +18

    YAYYYYY I WILL SEE TWO SONGS FROM MY COUNTRYYYY 🇷🇴
    Edit: wow you liked 2010 but put 2005 in F tier… I kinda expected the reverse, given Luminita Anghel’s outstanding vocals
    Alsoooo, since you’ve mentioned what Zlata Ognevich’s song “Gravity” means to you, my own favorite song from ESC all-time actually does that same emotional role to me: of a core memory.
    It was in 2019. The second ESC edition in a row I was watching without my country in the final. I was only watching it to have fun on a Saturday night.
    And then, Zala and Gasper showed up on the dimly lit stage. And I fell in love. With the song, and with the way they were looking at each other throughout the performance. Adorable, minimalistic and - since I’m a fan of electronic music of all kinds - it was also a great listen to me.
    They only came 15th. Many people said their song was boring.
    I say, they just didn’t make the emotional connection that I did. The song is in their native language - Slovene, and somehow they made it sound like the sweetest thing possible. You were talking in another video about The Common Linnets and how well they created intimacy in their performance - pretty much that happened again with Zala and Gasper, only that almost everyone slept on them.
    The song itself is about self-love - and honestly, I feel it’s a song that more people should see the translated lyrics to. It’s beyond beautiful, and since 2019, I have become a genuine fan of this contest, despite the EBU’s best efforts to ruin it for me, and despite having seen Romania in the final only ONCE since (btw WRS was so robbed).

    • @Tollkirschenkind
      @Tollkirschenkind Місяць тому +4

      I absolutely love zalagasper. Their new songs are also top tier, and I still listen to Sebi often, one of my all-time favorite songs in general.

    • @laeminiscence
      @laeminiscence Місяць тому +3

      We need y'all to come back asap😭😭
      I also think Gabe couldn't be more right in 41:11 , and I would say Viszlát Nyár is my Gravity. I understand how it can be hard to digest, but the fact this was Hungary's entry during the first time ESC was in my country and the first time i kept up with the show since the semi-finals, it stood out to me being a rock&metal enjoyer and the emotional weight of the lyrics being about going through the loss of someone you deeply care about (the main singer's father's death) made viszát nyár stick with me till today.
      Sebi was one of my favorite 2019 songs, too.

    • @mirceapuran6404
      @mirceapuran6404 Місяць тому +1

      @@laeminiscence Viszlát Nyár rules! Rip their vocalist :(

  • @zebras54
    @zebras54 Місяць тому +3

    this is a great selection of songs. My fave are Cesar Sampson and Zelijko Joksimovic and of course Ovi and Paula - adorable Jerry Heil and alyona alyona

  • @livwake
    @livwake Місяць тому +3

    Bro is defo going to go through every Eurovision act in the known universe

  • @jakobat
    @jakobat Місяць тому +6

    Can't wait for the video where you rank every 11th place in the semis!

  • @laku5353
    @laku5353 Місяць тому +3

    your esc videos are absolute gold 😻

  • @totto6850
    @totto6850 Місяць тому +5

    Eric Saade is apparently on good terms with SVT and is the host of "Hello Mello", a new show that's like melodifestivalen for 13-15 year olds. I'm very glad he's not out in the cold and he said himself that there's no bad blood between him and the broadcaster ☺

  • @theamidox
    @theamidox Місяць тому +1

    You talking about Gravity in such an emotional way has honestly made me tear up a bit and think about my childhood, the things that shaped me as a kid.
    And then I thought about the Eurovision song that made me fall in love with the contest. Cha cha cha by Käärijä made me so obsessed with the song and the contest at that time, partially because I had been trying to learn finnish (unsuccessful) because I have a finnish girlfriend. She was the one that introduced me to that song. And I absolutely loved it, I still play it often amonst my favorite songs.
    I even got to see him live in Munich a couple weeks back and it was an incredible experience as someone eho doesn't go to a lot of concerts. Actually it was only my 2nd time, my first time being The Weeknd's Europe Tour in 2023, also in Munich.

  • @ib3304
    @ib3304 Місяць тому +2

    This series is a lot of fun. I would love to see your 10th place tier list. And 5th place as well.

  • @annjul6024
    @annjul6024 Місяць тому +4

    lmaooo not me tearing up at the end, I feel the exact same way about this contest

  • @fussel5000
    @fussel5000 Місяць тому +4

    I'm at the half point of the video and unless A and S tier are filling up like crazy, I don't understand all the "I must be harsh" "Can't rank it higher" talk.
    Be a fan, man.

  • @OnTheLew
    @OnTheLew Місяць тому +4

    UNDO MY SAD, UNDO WHAT HURTS SO BAD. I believe I have made my point.

  • @ramonaheart
    @ramonaheart Місяць тому +4

    Suggestion: ranking 2020's songs
    Gjon, Go_A, The Roop, Dadi, Victoria and many others... RIP to what could've been the most interesting ESC ever

  • @lindsey12345
    @lindsey12345 Місяць тому +4

    Thank you for sharing your lovely story about your personal feelings and connection towards Gravity, it's such a good song. For me, my song that hit at the right time was watching Molitva win and being so moved in ways I didn't yet understand as someone who hadn't realised she was a lesbian yet

  • @laku5353
    @laku5353 Місяць тому +5

    you have to rank the last places in the semifinals

  • @JoeBleasdaleReal
    @JoeBleasdaleReal Місяць тому +5

    I want someone to mock up that Spidermans pointing at each other meme but it’s 2001 Helena and 2005 Helena 😂😂😂

  • @BellaFalk95
    @BellaFalk95 Місяць тому +3

    Swede here.
    I used to think Sanna Nielsen sang ”undo myself” like it was a song about suicide. Maybe because I couldn’t believe that someone would write ”undo my sad” in a serious song.

    • @martakeska5297
      @martakeska5297 Місяць тому

      tbh I though it was "undo myself" till now x-x;

    • @alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      @alicebthegachaweirdo8378 Місяць тому

      Because I didn’t understand much English back then, I thought she was singing “undo my eyes said”

    • @BellaFalk95
      @BellaFalk95 Місяць тому +1

      @@alicebthegachaweirdo8378
      What does that mean?

  • @thomasharteveld9614
    @thomasharteveld9614 Місяць тому +14

    Deserves S tier: Alyona Alyona & Jerry Heil - Teresa & Maria. Still goosebumps

    • @Darko_Milosevski03
      @Darko_Milosevski03 Місяць тому +1

      Jerry Heil is the sexiest Ukrainian in esc history

  • @ОляЗагура-н5ь
    @ОляЗагура-н5ь Місяць тому +2

    OMG, someone needs to send this to Zlata🥺 I'm sure she would appreciate it a lot❤
    Also, the feelings that you're describing are so familiar. Eurovision is so much more than silly and scandalous contest for all of us❤️‍🔥 thank you for sharing😉

    • @escgabe
      @escgabe  Місяць тому +1

      If anyone could share it with her, it would mean a lot to me!! ❤️

  • @patter4795
    @patter4795 Місяць тому +2

    Can’t believe you put Brainstorm in c tier. It’s an absolute banger!

  • @CaptainSweatpants90
    @CaptainSweatpants90 Місяць тому +2

    I feel like comparing Helena Paparizou to herself could have actually had intellectual value, even if Gabe didn't intend it that way. Like, putting into perspective how she had a much better performance in the past and didn't live up to the expectation now is a very relevant point. Looking at you, Loreen from 2023!

  • @cloakedwanderer4283
    @cloakedwanderer4283 Місяць тому +7

    What about a ranking of Eurovision openers?

  • @gyuseitorloseit3347
    @gyuseitorloseit3347 Місяць тому +2

    2021 was cut-throat. i'm no vocal expert but gjon's tears has one of the the most impressive voices of any of my favourite artists. the extra high note he did in the jury grand final was incredible, and repondez-moi was also my favourite of 2020.

  • @NUBF
    @NUBF Місяць тому +2

    This is making me giggle, I had no idea how MANY of my all time favorite 2000’s entries came in 3rd place 😂 I love you Gabe, thanks for this video even though we never agree on the ratings 💕💕🌸

  • @andriipoliakovskyi724
    @andriipoliakovskyi724 Місяць тому +3

    Great video, Gabe! Can you do a ranking of ESC hosts since 2000?

  • @catrionacolville2192
    @catrionacolville2192 Місяць тому +4

    Gabe talking about not even watching selections in 2013 and being so young makes me feel so old. How old even are you? I'm 37 and my first contest was 1995. Also, it's QwaarJet from the forums. It seems only yesterday when we were gabbing on the forums. Had no idea how young you were! So glad for your success. Long may it continue.

  • @riinak7212
    @riinak7212 Місяць тому +8

    May I suggest host country's entries?