Daily format just has no chance against the well produced weekly format talk show. This year, it will still be Oliver, if not him then maybe Bee, Minhaj, or even Klepper. Soon, Emmy will eventually create 2 different categories for the variety talk with >=53 shows a year, and variety talk with
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
I bet this wasn't even a planned bit, Stephen was just telling someone on his staff about his vacation, and they just told him it was funnier than he thought and he should do it on the show.
When he answered "I was wearing pants", like Batiste, I was somewhat disappointed thinking "Oh, the great improv Stephen ran out of a witty answer?" ...But then he followed up with "you've gotta cover the droopy figs, my friend." Hahaha! :D
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
Hi Stephen, I hope you'd a wonderful vacation and time to rest. Thank you so much for even showing us some pictures. I'm happy to have you back in these dark times! We ❤ you!
I've never laughed so hard listening to what someone did on his vacation. I usually excuse myself at the beginning of their long-winded stories. Thanks for keeping it real, Stephen.
Montroux Switzerland is where Freddie Mercury and Queen recorded many albums, it's where Freddie had a home and recorded his very last song, and the 12 foot, bronze statue of Freddie stands proudly and defiantly in front of the lake....can't believe John Baptiste was recording there....nice.
When I heard "droopy figs", I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
I've got a fig tree in my backyard too here in Charleston South Carolina. Man, they're good. We're ranked #1 for tourism again. You should all come on down.👍😁
But Charleston also has a fantastic Congressman, Joe Cunningham, representing them in the house. There's also Congressman Jim Clyburn in SC, too, so don't discount the whole state just because of Lindsay Graham. Lindsay is from nowhere near Charleston and the SC lowcountry anyways.
I have to say, I love to hear him talk about his "flounder" and his "droopy figs", lol! No, for real, this was a great segment. I feel like we got to know him a bit more. What he likes to do on vacation, where he goes, more about his wife. This was perfect I feel. And I just love his cute little smile when he calls us a cheap date :P Great pictures! I wonder, does he grow that beard so fast, just two weeks, and then shave it off for the show? He looks so much younger without it.
This old man just showed me his vacation slides and passed on his tips for making preserve, and I enjoyed it?! Stephen, please never leave for 2 weeks ever again; when you come back, you could fart continuously for 42 minutes and I'd watch with keen interest. And that scares me.
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
When I heard "droopy figs", I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
I really needed this segment. always ALWAYS tell ppl about your days off Stephen. You have no idea how much this country needs just you talking about it.😔
I love that Stephen showed us his figs! I have 13 different fig trees, and they haven't given me bupkis yet!!! Just waiting, waiting, waiting for ripening.
No more summer holidays please Stephen! You booged me out, I was just about coping with the withdrawal shivers and seeing trump heads climbing up the walls. Another few days without you would have done me in. . 😊💙💙💙💙
When I heard "droopy figs", I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
When I heard "droopy figs", I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
The two weeks was forever. I felt so lost. Thank you for coming back.
Shantonu Abe yeah. I was lost and mad. Lol I think I lost weight
@@jackjay7211 I was on suicide watch I was so lonely lol
I missed him too
Next time he's on vacation they should try to get Jon Stewart to take over the show!
BadScientist that’s a great idea but there’s lots of people working behind the camera that had 2 weeks vacation
The entire show could just be Stephen showing us photos on his phone and I would still physically fight people to get him an emmy for it...
Aye!
Daily format just has no chance against the well produced weekly format talk show. This year, it will still be Oliver, if not him then maybe Bee, Minhaj, or even Klepper.
Soon, Emmy will eventually create 2 different categories for the variety talk with >=53 shows a year, and variety talk with
"Going Through [celebrity]'s Phone", Fridays at 9 only on CBS...
They should do that so his ratings could take a dip. Less people will watch him in the future when a new president is elected.
shill it up.
Love the girl chanting fish and fig lmao
you know she's gotta be a lot of fun to be around :)
That was the best part 😂
Everyone say “Thank you Evie” not only for that picture, but also for being that beautiful constant in the hectic mess that is Stephen’s life.
Jay Mitchell beautifully said ❤️
the legendary Colbeard makes its return 😂😂😂
I'm still not 100% sure whether that's a photo of Colbert or Jon Stewart.
His beard will be longer once President Trump is no longer in office; no more #OrageManBad jokes will keep him employed.
I can't believe parents found a way to show us their vacation pics. Clever bunch.
NEVER underestimate the power of old people. For when you do, we will be victorious! And yes we are by the way.
🔥🔥🔥😂😂
@Shemekia Stockdale Figures.
Dear Stephen,
Don't ever leave us again. Not for 2 weeks esp in this dark times.
Signed,
Your fans
Well, if he didn't leave occasionally, I think he'd be as mad as the rest of us.
Agreed...I was sad... very sad.... of course we also had to hook up satellite feed since AT&T decided not to show or local CBS channel. Grrrrr....
*whew* I thought he was stolened 😐
As long as Dotard occupies in the White House, never again then
Aww Stephen needs a summer vacation too guys! I missed him but one must recharge to bestow upon us more comedy gold.
Stephen in "full summer mode" looks quite a bit like Jon Stewart.
Lol..I had to double check!
Reminded me a little of Kevin Kline, too.
I actually thought that it was Jon, like maybe they hung out on vacation!
Twins. I thought 100%that was Jon.
On full summer mode , he's Jeffrey Dean Morgan's clone
This is a good simple guy..he thinks he's audience as his own people so he shows us his personal happy moments
It was like talking to a coworker back from a vacay!! It was awesome! Figs and all
these 2 weeks were very difficult without the late show. Thanks from Iran.
Wow guys, great to know there are Stephen Colbert fans in Iran!
We know Iranians are a peace loving people!
Stay strong, Trump will be gone soon! ☺
Ikr greetings to where ure at man!
Mr. Droopey figs is cocked and loaded n ready to be plucked... Everything will be Normal again..stay strong Iran.. love from India!
Greetings and best wishes from an Indonesian!!
thank you Steven for making these horrific past years bearable. how you do it is amazing
"Gotta cover the droopy figs" I'm done!! 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
The dad is strong with this one
Sorry Stephen you can't blame the bandana. It was the cheeky smile that made you look nekkid :D
Haha true 😸
I bet this wasn't even a planned bit, Stephen was just telling someone on his staff about his vacation, and they just told him it was funnier than he thought and he should do it on the show.
Steven you don't need to prolong the segment with figs and fishes, we all know you just wanted to show that bandana pic lmao 😂😂
Oh my gosh, Stephen has a regular old guy i-phone wallet. Adorable. 💕🤗💕
Love seeing dad's vacation pics! We missed you!
When he answered "I was wearing pants", like Batiste, I was somewhat disappointed thinking "Oh, the great improv Stephen ran out of a witty answer?" ...But then he followed up with "you've gotta cover the droopy figs, my friend." Hahaha! :D
That whole five-minute setup for the punch line. It was worth it.
I thought he was going to say, 'a second bandana'.
@@tracy9610, gasp! He's a master comedian, not a second bandana!
--Dave, the noive!
summer PSA: cover your droopy figs.
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
Evie must be the only person on the planet who doesn't shout "OMG he mentioned me!" when Stephen says her name on TV.
Probably his kids too
Hi Stephen, I hope you'd a wonderful vacation and time to rest. Thank you so much for even showing us some pictures. I'm happy to have you back in these dark times! We ❤ you!
Two weeks, huh? But I seem to be missing four weeks worth of bourbon...
Stephen is our favorite son from Charleston South Carolina. Damn proud of you boss!!!
Wow, I didn’t think I could miss a show or TV personality that much anymore. Glad you’re all back!
I was at the Quincy Jones and Jon Batiste concert in Switzerland that summer, it was 🔥 and the highlight of that summer
As we say down here: that man ain't right! That's why I love him SO much! You help save our sanity.
I've never laughed so hard listening to what someone did on his vacation. I usually excuse myself at the beginning of their long-winded stories. Thanks for keeping it real, Stephen.
Montroux Switzerland is where Freddie Mercury and Queen recorded many albums, it's where Freddie had a home and recorded his very last song, and the 12 foot, bronze statue of Freddie stands proudly and defiantly in front of the lake....can't believe John Baptiste was recording there....nice.
You worry more about the droopy fig, and left the rest of us to deal with the racist rotten orange!
DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN!
Also. ... we love you!
Yea You got me thinking about Trumps Stinky Mushroom Ewwwwwww LOL
Fair Dinkum And to compact the sorrow, Maher was also on a break. These guys are the keepers of my sanity.
Get a grip
When I heard "droopy figs", I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
I love Stephen Colbert any time of the year.
S: What'd you do the past 2 weeks?
J: Hung out with Quincy Jones in Switzerland.
Like you do.
I love how he geeked out over his fig tree
The "fish fish fish" chant 😂😂😂
I've got a fig tree in my backyard too here in Charleston South Carolina. Man, they're good. We're ranked #1 for tourism again. You should all come on down.👍😁
But Charleston also has a fantastic Congressman, Joe Cunningham, representing them in the house. There's also Congressman Jim Clyburn in SC, too, so don't discount the whole state just because of Lindsay Graham. Lindsay is from nowhere near Charleston and the SC lowcountry anyways.
Your off-sider is a great guy - I loved watching the two of you sharing in this manner (from New Zealand)!
I have to say, I love to hear him talk about his "flounder" and his "droopy figs", lol! No, for real, this was a great segment. I feel like we got to know him a bit more. What he likes to do on vacation, where he goes, more about his wife. This was perfect I feel. And I just love his cute little smile when he calls us a cheap date :P Great pictures! I wonder, does he grow that beard so fast, just two weeks, and then shave it off for the show? He looks so much younger without it.
It feels like 2 years
Please never leave us
Summer Stephen is my favorite Stephen.
This old man just showed me his vacation slides and passed on his tips for making preserve, and I enjoyed it?! Stephen, please never leave for 2 weeks ever again; when you come back, you could fart continuously for 42 minutes and I'd watch with keen interest. And that scares me.
LOL
Ha, ha, ha - love this comment! And ditto.
Stephen seems so relaxed, I'm glad he had a good vacation, he deserves it! But also... I'm SO GLAD HE'S BACK!!
Steve's got an old man phone cover. Love him
'You gotta cover the droopy figs' . 👏👏👏👌 Fantastic!!!
ahhh Stephen we missed you so much - so wonderful to have you back
(please don't leave us again)
Snazzy suit, Mr. John Bautista!
Ugh hes always so dazzling 😍😍😍
My two week depression state has ended. THAT was a hard absence. Whew!
Oh my god! He is adorable! An adorable dork! The best kind of dork!
“the droopy figs” xDDD
“You gotta cover the droopy figs, my friend.”
-Stephen Colbert, 2019
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
4:16 Stephen looks a lot like Negan from The Walking Dead in that picture
yup xD
I thought that too
Thanks for smiles, laughs and 😂🤣 pics👍👍
I have the largest crush on him
John's summer sounds like more fun, wish we heard more of his luxury time with Q
Absolutely agree. I would trade my testicle to hang out with Quincy J
Speak for yourself Spiritualistic
But Epstein's island is now off limits for him.
I dunno.. I'd look at any 'Fig pic' he chose to show us..
* cough *
I read all these comments in his Trump voice now
@@somewhereinmexico5541 -THAT is just for Twitter.
@@christelheadington1136 agreed
Haha
When I heard "droopy figs", I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
Missed you so much! So glad you enjoyed your summer and that your back again😃
he spent so much time on vacation in S.C. his accent has come back! :O
2 weeks was soooo long! But if it means Stephen has a beard, I can make the sacrifice!!!
We deserve to see Stephens gallery 😂
Love how he refers to it as driving the boat lol🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's been a rough two weeks. Welcome back!
Woooow so cool at 4.15 lolololo.
Don't worry Stephan.... droopy figs or not, it's all in how you use em....
ew
@@glittery_cucumber lmfao
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
@@nbuehster omg lmao
@@victoriajean586 Glad you liked my comment.
I just thought the UA-cam algorithm had removed Colbert from my feed, I noticed I hadnt seen Colbert in a few weeks.
Welcome back guys, we missed you!
Stephen: droopy figs
Jon: Ok...
When I heard that, I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
Jon's reaction to 'droopy figs' is everything I needee today
"Gotta cover the droopy figs..." OMG, SO GOOD to have you back!
Wow, so that's how oldschool Colbert is... He mentioned "Megaman" referring about "Protoman's" bandana!
So delighted to have you back, Stephen!!! Thanks from your Indonesian fans!!
I really needed this segment. always ALWAYS tell ppl about your days off Stephen. You have no idea how much this country needs just you talking about it.😔
I love that Stephen showed us his figs! I have 13 different fig trees, and they haven't given me bupkis yet!!! Just waiting, waiting, waiting for ripening.
Jon's reactions to things are so great xD
Welcome back Steven.
It's nice when a musician you follow on UA-cam gets a gig on a TV band. Way to go, Kate Davis!
So happy you're all back.
Welcome back!
No more summer holidays please Stephen! You booged me out, I was just about coping with the withdrawal shivers and seeing trump heads climbing up the walls. Another few days without you would have done me in. . 😊💙💙💙💙
“...cause you gotta cover the droopy figs!”
Don’t forget you also need to cover that flounder... 😆
You've kinda got a "Robert Downy Jr thing" going on there in your vacation pics. Way to keep the golden anchor out of the pic, very humble.
What's the golden anchor?
That was surprising fun to listen to...droopy gigs, spotted flounder 😂😂😂😁💯💚💚💚
I love how Stephen and John seem to really like each other. I hope they are really friends
That girl chanting "FIGS!" and then "FISH!" had me dying! lol
hes so precious
He is finally back ladies and gentlemens!
I love when Colbert and John interact 🤗
The term “bat wings” has been officially replaced by the term “fig flaps”
One Stephen Colbert is better than a million smarmy Lindsey Graham’s!
Hey Jon Batiste I hope you read this. I saw you at Montreux the last night at a jam session, best surprise ever. Such an amazing guy!
"I'd like to show you guys photos of my figs."
"You never pick a fig before it droops."
"Who wants to see my flounder?"
😄 Okay. Now he's messing with us.
4:12 "This is me wearing the bandana."
Of course, the _flounder_ and the _figs_ are outside of the frame, aren't they?
Love how Colbert brought "droopy figs" full circle!😂😂
When I heard "droopy figs", I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
Yeah, can we get some slowframe shots of Stephen eating succulent figs❓
👁 Mamma needs eyecandy 👁
Jon was in Montreux for the jazz festival and I missed him !!!!
Funny, there was also the North Sea jazz festival in Rotterdam last weekend
“You got to cover the droopy figs” 💀😂
When I heard "droopy figs", I thought it was something you wouldn't want to look up on UrbanDictionary. But I just looked it up, and it wasn't in there. I am *SO* surprised, since it sounds like a euphemism for Erectile Dysfunction. And that's something you *DEFINITELY* want to cover up.
His stylist is crying and we're loving it
I've missed y'all! Great to have you back. 🙂😊
Droopy figs...😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 this guy is on 🕵
Stephen just made us look at his vacation slides.
And also, fig life cycles are insane.
Glad you had a good vacation. Nerdy Neegan.😂
SC in full Summer Mode, NIIIICE! 👍
Am I the only one who thought that was Jeffrey Dean Morgan ?
I want the Colbeard back permanently!!💗