Mad Jack - A Real Life World War 2 Mad Man

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  • @YangKaruna
    @YangKaruna 5 років тому +1765

    Sipping tea and rushing B, what an absolute madlad

    • @SL-bf2xm
      @SL-bf2xm 5 років тому +17

      This comment will blow up

    • @mclovin2408
      @mclovin2408 5 років тому +8

      Sipping tea and rushing B LMAO OH YEAH YEAH thats funny lol

    • @CatboyJerma2
      @CatboyJerma2 5 років тому +7

      @@SL-bf2xm You're God damn right Larry!!

    • @artyomskruchersky1940
      @artyomskruchersky1940 5 років тому +9

      Russian: I rushed here first.

    • @princey_06
      @princey_06 5 років тому +2

      Rori Runacon what is b

  • @kaidarell2504
    @kaidarell2504 5 років тому +3817

    Other soldiers: *depressed during war*
    Chrurchill: *The best time on his life*

    • @Mornomgir
      @Mornomgir 5 років тому +99

      best job i ever had

    • @levisearls360
      @levisearls360 5 років тому +6

      lol

    • @eljorge8111
      @eljorge8111 5 років тому +13

      Man that is so true🤣🤣 i really got motivated right now i saw this inside my head and i saw my self doing it too.

    • @marschallblucher6197
      @marschallblucher6197 5 років тому +3

      *Insert that Fallout ad with the woman spinning happily shoot you n circles*

    • @metroplexprime9901
      @metroplexprime9901 5 років тому +91

      Can't get PTSD when you're the trauma

  • @ProcrastinatingGameplay
    @ProcrastinatingGameplay 5 років тому +4388

    American Commando "Sir were surrounded!!!"
    Mad Jack "Excellent now we can fire in all directions!!!"

    • @createmymy7851
      @createmymy7851 5 років тому +169

      Americans : We can finish them in five minutes.
      Mad Jack and English : We can but in 4 years time.

    • @_Myrhl
      @_Myrhl 5 років тому +109

      Mad jack: *jumps the enemy with a sword and kills them*
      American commando: SIR, WE ARE SURROUNDED WITH EVERYTHING THEY HAVE
      Mad jack: really??? Thats it?!?

    • @moobear5364
      @moobear5364 4 роки тому +14

      @@createmymy7851 we survived years on are own without you

    • @random_commenter6904
      @random_commenter6904 4 роки тому +34

      Mad jack: hey German
      German soldier: wha-*gets shot by a arrow*

    • @mothereric8774
      @mothereric8774 4 роки тому +14

      Basically the irl tf2 soldier, but british

  • @SpectrumSwordtails
    @SpectrumSwordtails 4 роки тому +1820

    And to this day we still don't have a full length movie about this mans life. Just imagine the action and hilarity of it. It'd be a blockbuster.

    • @SeraphSeph
      @SeraphSeph 3 роки тому +109

      A lot of military heroes don't have movies made about them since they seem unbelievable to a common person.

    • @human8985
      @human8985 3 роки тому +33

      @@SeraphSeph then make it fiction lol

    • @Mossmuncher
      @Mossmuncher 3 роки тому +14

      @@human8985 NO!

    • @benthatbirdo121
      @benthatbirdo121 3 роки тому +26

      Guy: declares war
      Him: (sheathes sword) pardon?

    • @Gilgamoth
      @Gilgamoth 3 роки тому +14

      @@SeraphSeph I mean there's rambo, so why stop there?

  • @blazeofglory4053
    @blazeofglory4053 5 років тому +1103

    Mad Jack Churchill is pretty much the embodiment of "local man refuses to die"...

    • @MrPwner911
      @MrPwner911 5 років тому +73

      Man literally too angry to die

    • @Copur_
      @Copur_ 5 років тому +52

      Florida man goes to war

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 4 роки тому +12

      @@MrPwner911 barbarian class

    • @totmgsrockxd9900
      @totmgsrockxd9900 3 роки тому +9

      @@MrPwner911 MAN LITERALLY TOO BORED TO DIE

  • @ry7hym
    @ry7hym 5 років тому +2307

    "churchill was found on his signature bike with his longbow, firing on enemy commanders"
    well that is called an absolute madlad

    • @notcabbageman8754
      @notcabbageman8754 4 роки тому +28

      r/madlads XD

    • @rexyburke8362
      @rexyburke8362 4 роки тому +30

      He's called mad jack so he is mad

    • @Theshocker0045
      @Theshocker0045 4 роки тому +9

      I like bows, and he makes snipers seem like handgun users when he uses(d) his bow(I am joking of course snipers can shoot from over a mile)

    • @elchuzalongo4339
      @elchuzalongo4339 4 роки тому +10

      Literal Chad

    • @jamieboi188
      @jamieboi188 4 роки тому

      800 likes by me

  • @patrickmartin3322
    @patrickmartin3322 5 років тому +1639

    Someone needs to make a movie about this man.

    • @Blank-jf5wp
      @Blank-jf5wp 5 років тому +142

      honestly that movie would have to be 3-5 hours long, god damn i would watch every second of it.

    • @rungeon83
      @rungeon83 5 років тому +69

      Had he been american, there'd have been 100 films all easy more overblown than the last lol. I'm happy as an English man not to over dramatise real world events. History is like Chinese whispers when it comes to accuracy from word of mouth.

    • @ntydy
      @ntydy 5 років тому +28

      His story is so over the top... That no-one would believe if you say it's a true story !

    • @duskyracer8800
      @duskyracer8800 5 років тому +18

      There's one about his cousin. Its called Hacksaw ridge.

    • @extinctor1241
      @extinctor1241 5 років тому +3

      SAD GAMES that’s the point of a movie

  • @moc0s
    @moc0s 4 роки тому +1383

    The definition of “built different”

    • @PokemonGo-pd9dd
      @PokemonGo-pd9dd 3 роки тому +11

      Yes my friend

    • @johnmoore8627
      @johnmoore8627 3 роки тому +1

      I just took your 69 likes

    • @alexs8629
      @alexs8629 3 роки тому +5

      My friends always say I’m built different
      Probably cause I use diorite as flooring in minecraft

    • @Have_some_plasma
      @Have_some_plasma 3 роки тому +6

      @@alexs8629 you aren't built different, you are built using a different measurement system with an uneven rounding to either imperial or metric systems.

    • @that_objectguy
      @that_objectguy 2 роки тому

      Mental age or Autism

  • @napolien1310
    @napolien1310 5 років тому +3425

    He died peacefully
    Mad Jack: " OH, COME ON "

  • @chronicflex2148
    @chronicflex2148 5 років тому +550

    this man pulled a rambo trilogy all because he was bored...confidence is literally his best weapon and why has there not been a game on him yet

    • @dragon19954
      @dragon19954 5 років тому

      Because of too many Modern Warfare and lootboxes

    • @charlieford6392
      @charlieford6392 5 років тому +2

      Because if there was a game of him he would be so incredibly overpowered the game would continually crash!

    • @wolffire5421
      @wolffire5421 5 років тому +1

      He’s like a Rambo saitama

    • @jagjotsingh749
      @jagjotsingh749 5 років тому

      @@wolffire5421 true😂

  • @augustinbrainsabordio2732
    @augustinbrainsabordio2732 5 років тому +3203

    When ur so good at the game that you just goof around because ur bored

    • @TATLIGTube
      @TATLIGTube 5 років тому +65

      That is so churchill

    • @taepoopoo8309
      @taepoopoo8309 5 років тому +10

      i ruined the 666th like

    • @beanmcnobodyson4617
      @beanmcnobodyson4617 5 років тому +2

      Legit me in almost every stealth or free for all fighter :P

    • @bladem.d6029
      @bladem.d6029 5 років тому +6

      * Cough cough*one punch man* cough cough*

    • @wheresmycar9676
      @wheresmycar9676 5 років тому +4

      @@bladem.d6029 I think... Jack IS Saitama irl

  • @legalza0843
    @legalza0843 3 роки тому +239

    We all hear about the horrors of war and he’s just like
    *“Don’t stop me now, I’m havin such a good time”*

    • @oisinlynch8427
      @oisinlynch8427 2 роки тому +2

      Ha ha queen reference

    • @atomicgaming2668
      @atomicgaming2668 2 роки тому +3

      This is.. an underrated comment, thank you for making this gem in this comment section

  • @MichaelWarman
    @MichaelWarman 5 років тому +298

    Post war, this guy frequently alarmed passengers on his train by getting up between stops and throwing his briefcase out of the window. It turned out that the train line ran past his house, and he was throwing his briefcase into his own back garden to avoid having to carry it from the train station.

  • @kevinwhitfield5370
    @kevinwhitfield5370 4 роки тому +485

    When Teddy Roosevelt died in his sleep, someone mentioned that was because the Grim Reaper was too scared to get him when he was awake. The same must also apply to Mad Jack Churchill.

  • @luccifero
    @luccifero 5 років тому +2850

    So he basically taught us how to survive a war: by having fun.

    • @chimera916
      @chimera916 5 років тому +143

      And a sword..

    • @Zyveo
      @Zyveo 5 років тому +108

      @@chimera916 diamond sword

    • @human8985
      @human8985 5 років тому +42

      Lol I’d do backflips while on a motorcycle with a claymore on the motorcycle

    • @poopyemoneoboy918
      @poopyemoneoboy918 5 років тому +37

      If you ain't havin fun... you ain't living...

    • @sugarpapaelmo2004
      @sugarpapaelmo2004 5 років тому +9

      And Learned bagpipes

  • @mad1478
    @mad1478 4 роки тому +819

    Commander: Why did you take two trenches
    Mad jack: I thought the first trench would be lonely

  • @MYG
    @MYG 5 років тому +3208

    Can you imagine how pissed off soldiers would be knowing that some dude with a bow and sword killed them while they had a gun.

    • @fihdel1542
      @fihdel1542 5 років тому +54

      V sauce here

    • @rump438
      @rump438 5 років тому +316

      Not pissed off, confused. There's an anecdote, I cant remember which battle but I think it may have been the DDay landings, that when he was on the beach germans deliberately didn't fire at him because they thought he was sick in the head.

    • @dereks6636
      @dereks6636 5 років тому +12

      @@rump438 really? Please try to remember I'm super curious now.

    • @rump438
      @rump438 5 років тому +91

      @@dereks6636 I can't remember where I had heard about this since I've known about it for years but I wouldn't be surprised. Reading more about the stuff he did is nuts, most videos don't capture just how big the dudes balls were.

    • @chibi491
      @chibi491 5 років тому +60

      This man had to be at least level 80

  • @Zooneeland
    @Zooneeland 5 років тому +692

    "Mad Jack" *Needs* a movie .

  • @abigmonster8457
    @abigmonster8457 5 років тому +1875

    Jack: Im bored.
    Germans: *sweating prefusely*

  • @wrench-o-matic6900
    @wrench-o-matic6900 4 роки тому +871

    Mad Jack when the Japanese surrendered:
    Ill never forgive the japanese

    • @alb4471
      @alb4471 4 роки тому +60

      Mad Jack: Whatever happened to their honor!?!?

    • @Zoroislostagaian
      @Zoroislostagaian 3 роки тому +20

      Jojo's reference !!!!!

    • @jett5252
      @jett5252 3 роки тому +9

      Japanese: *surrender*
      Mad jack: bruh wtf america

    • @soyjackz
      @soyjackz 3 роки тому +3

      "I'll never forgive the japanese!" -Joseph Fricking Joestar, 1984.

  • @evaristegalois6282
    @evaristegalois6282 5 років тому +8719

    *_Archery 100_*
    *_One-handed 100_*

  • @challengesawake7788
    @challengesawake7788 5 років тому +3084

    *him: on the bagpipes
    Germans: Why do I hear boss music?

  • @springbiscuits3049
    @springbiscuits3049 5 років тому +2801

    *WWII ends*
    Mad Jack: Bruh

  • @Master_Yoda1990
    @Master_Yoda1990 4 роки тому +167

    Mad Jack is suddenly my favorite historical figure. They need to make a movie about him.

  • @somedude4087
    @somedude4087 5 років тому +2869

    Never bring a knife to a gunfight
    Churchil: Hold my beer

    • @harithbennet1100
      @harithbennet1100 5 років тому +74

      Unsheathes GIGANTIC SWORD

    • @Charely1925
      @Charely1925 5 років тому +120

      "That's not a knife."
      pulls out claymore
      "Now this is a knife."

    • @butcher95l809
      @butcher95l809 5 років тому +39

      more like: Hold my rifle

    • @maythefool9904
      @maythefool9904 5 років тому +51

      Everyone: You can't bring a knife to a gun fight!
      Churchil: It's a sword, not a knife, so I'm good.

    • @jjjuniorcltfc
      @jjjuniorcltfc 5 років тому +3

      *cigar

  • @CoughE
    @CoughE 5 років тому +5479

    What a mad lad

  • @endlessazure2142
    @endlessazure2142 5 років тому +2385

    He was the player.. others were merely NPCs

    • @rahz1435
      @rahz1435 5 років тому +39

      LOL IM WEAK

    • @NicholasJScott
      @NicholasJScott 5 років тому +33

      That is true. Example me in far cry 5, everyone using guns, me using a shovel

    • @AndrewAce.
      @AndrewAce. 5 років тому +7

      I can find no better words to describe this...

    • @no-xf2kp
      @no-xf2kp 5 років тому +4

      999th like

    • @holdthetruthhostage
      @holdthetruthhostage 5 років тому +6

      The sad part is that why isn't this story playable

  • @theangrydweller1002
    @theangrydweller1002 4 роки тому +220

    German solder: I just shot you in the neck
    Churchill: tis but a scratch

  • @ray_collins
    @ray_collins 5 років тому +261

    Can we get a Mad Jack video game? Bootcamp tutorial (in the rain with an umbrella), motorcycle archery, good ol' WWII combat, sneak out of prison, bagpipe minigame, etc. I'd play it.

    • @ismaelsantos5378
      @ismaelsantos5378 5 років тому +5

      Or at least allow us to do all that on Battlefield :P

    • @swimzgaming8711
      @swimzgaming8711 5 років тому +2

      Raymond Collins we should have that kind of game. Mad

    • @incredibilisman2909
      @incredibilisman2909 5 років тому

      Sounds sorta retro

    • @vblack172
      @vblack172 5 років тому

      Uncle Goongalar fr tho, kinda like some bad licensed PS2 game

  • @JackalSniperSnipez
    @JackalSniperSnipez 5 років тому +2277

    Imagine being asked how you got a scar and replying “I was too lazy to run away from a machine gun”

  • @jolynekujobackfromprison744
    @jolynekujobackfromprison744 5 років тому +838

    Japan: surrenders
    Mad Jack: "I will never forgive the Japanese!!"

    • @astrumemvirion
      @astrumemvirion 5 років тому +29

      So this is where joseph joestar line came from

    • @jolynekujobackfromprison744
      @jolynekujobackfromprison744 5 років тому +18

      @@astrumemvirion Who knows, Joseph got around.

    • @jolynekujobackfromprison744
      @jolynekujobackfromprison744 5 років тому +4

      @@LazarGusla Apparently, I did not think I would get so many likes.

    • @Vitaly__-hq2oq
      @Vitaly__-hq2oq 5 років тому +3

      I wouldn't have thought I will find a JoJo ref in this comment section

    • @4shi10
      @4shi10 5 років тому +2

      18 x 55 = 28

  • @mactmane9249
    @mactmane9249 3 роки тому +40

    This man deserves a Movie. A Video Game. A series. And Action Figures. He was literally the Main Protagonist. Like.... who TF rides a motorcycle with a bow and arrow into gun fire. I love this guy.

  • @JamMaster984
    @JamMaster984 5 років тому +526

    How many enemies have you killed?
    Mad Jack: yes

  • @g.p3468
    @g.p3468 4 роки тому +1397

    Imagine if him being put on the pacific front with a longsword, he would have the chance to fight a japanese officer with katana.

    • @drhypno6317
      @drhypno6317 3 роки тому +171

      Ah that would have been badass

    • @brynharp5900
      @brynharp5900 3 роки тому +219

      Japanese officer: why can I here boss battle music

    • @christianmunoz6847
      @christianmunoz6847 3 роки тому +54

      The way he truly wanted to die.

    • @memegod6750
      @memegod6750 3 роки тому +56

      I would pay to see that

    • @decaytred9500
      @decaytred9500 3 роки тому +83

      The worst/greatest opponent the Japanese would ever encounter

  • @jedediahhopkins6051
    @jedediahhopkins6051 5 років тому +747

    I feel like this whole video could be summed up by “Churchill grew bored”

    • @loganfast5967
      @loganfast5967 5 років тому +8

      Or "Churchill wanted blood"

    • @mrcaboosevg6089
      @mrcaboosevg6089 5 років тому +7

      To be fair TV was in its early days, radio was shite and he was a soldier without a war. Wouldn't you be bored? He's remembered while other officers don't even get a mention, it's quite the legacy

    • @moisesremusmajan6225
      @moisesremusmajan6225 5 років тому +1

      @@tangerinepaint3643 He scaped his captivity and die of old age.

    • @marshallboice6871
      @marshallboice6871 5 років тому

      The Germans just chilling when all of a sudden"oh fuch Churchill is bored again!"

    • @robertnett9793
      @robertnett9793 5 років тому

      @@moisesremusmajan6225: Twice And he brought back 42 German captives. 21:1 - that's a neat K/D (or more Capture/get Captured) rate...

  • @Demonetized-And-Depressed
    @Demonetized-And-Depressed 3 роки тому +95

    Mad Jack is the human embodiment of “When the doom music kicks in”

  • @crimsondagger7620
    @crimsondagger7620 5 років тому +388

    they say there's a fine line between insane and brave, this guy IS that line

    • @hp2084
      @hp2084 5 років тому +8

      yeah try firing an english longbow from a motocycle while riding a it in the rough country side and then we will see how much fact there are how much is propaganda in this story.

    • @redDL89
      @redDL89 5 років тому +5

      @@hp2084 Actually that animated tidbit was a bit misleading. Notice that the narrator said he was riding on a motorcycle with the bow and arrows slung on his back; the narrator never said that he was shooting arrows at the enemy while speeding on the motorcycle.

    • @hp2084
      @hp2084 5 років тому

      @@redDL89 LOL. Just try even doing that with a 6feet long longbow and its arrows.

    • @ArnoldSig
      @ArnoldSig 5 років тому +1

      @@hp2084 Try riding a motorcycle while a longbow on your back? Sure I'm sure there are harder tasks than that...

    • @hp2084
      @hp2084 5 років тому

      @@ArnoldSig Absolutely thats the reason I am asking a simpler task to be done.

  • @Peter_Turbo4
    @Peter_Turbo4 5 років тому +1545

    Hi I'm Jack, and this is Jackass

  • @MrDodgeNDive
    @MrDodgeNDive 5 років тому +701

    Main quest: sneak back to friendly lines
    Mad Jack: goes to do all the capture side quests
    This explains it... he's over-levelled for the storyline of WW2

    • @thesouphour8426
      @thesouphour8426 5 років тому +1

      Why are here so many likes but no replies

    • @jaycarranza7819
      @jaycarranza7819 5 років тому +6

      He was waiting for ww3

    • @gradesam6306
      @gradesam6306 5 років тому +5

      Seems like one of the devs got careless and overbuffed him

    • @hr473
      @hr473 5 років тому

      xD

    • @hanchen4721
      @hanchen4721 4 роки тому +2

      @@gradesam6306 and added too much luck

  • @Bambuskus505
    @Bambuskus505 4 роки тому +36

    "Was mad jack crazy or just insanely brave?"
    Any man who charges into battle with a smile on his face is crazy and should be treated as such

  • @thespookster6687
    @thespookster6687 5 років тому +494

    Most troops: I joined the army for my country
    Mad jack : I was bored

  • @nathanperez9596
    @nathanperez9596 4 роки тому +868

    "JACK RUN THEIR MACHINE GUNMAN IS AIMING RIGHT AT YOU!"
    "Five more minutes..."

  • @justanotherguywithaperm4269
    @justanotherguywithaperm4269 5 років тому +2988

    imagine ur a German soldier and you see a british dude riding towards you in a motorcycle with a bow
    \

  • @Max-jc9eo
    @Max-jc9eo 3 роки тому +25

    This takes bringing a knife to a gunfight to a whole another level

  • @purplepill2024
    @purplepill2024 4 роки тому +1575

    Military: Comfort is for sissies.
    Mad Jack: Shooting guns at your enemies is for sissies.
    Military: ...

  • @Masiso_
    @Masiso_ 4 роки тому +2411

    Germans: We have you surrounded 100 to 1!
    Mad Jack: I like those odds.

    • @drman8613
      @drman8613 4 роки тому +67

      Masiso *takes out claymore and long bow*

    • @warpstarrogue3554
      @warpstarrogue3554 4 роки тому +54

      He doesn’t just like the odds, he lives for those moments

    • @holala13
      @holala13 4 роки тому +14

      Churchill’s bow and sword don’t have durability

    • @dragonaura1987
      @dragonaura1987 4 роки тому +9

      Mad Jack: It’s barely fair!

    • @MannyBrum
      @MannyBrum 4 роки тому +7

      Mad Jack: Well, then it will be a fair fight! *draws sword*

  • @MasadhaGaming
    @MasadhaGaming 5 років тому +259

    This man innovated a respawn game system before video games even exist.

  • @ayiza8511
    @ayiza8511 2 роки тому +36

    how does this man not have a movie? Hollywood makes movies about every little thing. This story basically writes its self

  • @vojtacze1181
    @vojtacze1181 5 років тому +884

    -Mad Jack has join the battle
    - Germany has left the battle

  • @ParanormalEncyclopedia
    @ParanormalEncyclopedia 5 років тому +657

    Well they said Arthur would return in Englands darkest hour....

    • @gravitykat714
      @gravitykat714 5 років тому +48

      Paranormal Encyclopedia Mad jack is definitely King Arthur’s reincarnation.

    • @Uncle_Hargle
      @Uncle_Hargle 5 років тому +4

      Arthur Morgan or the Arthur from England?

    • @TheScottelias
      @TheScottelias 5 років тому

      Uncle Hargle Arthur was Welsh not English

    • @thedooter7977
      @thedooter7977 5 років тому +1

      Wales is a part of the UK so does that even matter?

    • @TheScottelias
      @TheScottelias 5 років тому

      Cornered YT yea because it’s not England

  • @brieason
    @brieason 5 років тому +937

    Mad Jack: Im bored
    His Brain: Wanna go do anything a normal person would do if they’re bored?
    Mad Jack: Nah
    His Brain: Wanna go fight in a war with only a long bow and sword?
    Mad Jack: Heck yeah

  • @BOG0690
    @BOG0690 3 роки тому +70

    Mad Jack was also quoted: "Any man who goes into battle without his sword isn't a real man"

    • @ricraftz76
      @ricraftz76 2 роки тому +11

      Incorrectly,he was talking about officers,and he said that they were improperly dressed

  • @roflryan1
    @roflryan1 5 років тому +490

    Sergeant: Swords and bows have no place in modern warfare!
    Mad Jack: Who decided that!?

    • @devinchandler4112
      @devinchandler4112 5 років тому +14

      the response should be:
      HOLD MY BAGPIPES

    • @noplsb7141
      @noplsb7141 5 років тому +19

      literally escanor

    • @confection7615
      @confection7615 4 роки тому +8

      My Sword has no effect on you? Who decided that?

    • @jude.9544
      @jude.9544 4 роки тому +3

      *DIVINE CLAYMORE MAD JACK*

    • @richiethais8442
      @richiethais8442 4 роки тому

      nopls b I was gonna say that

  • @redjirachi1
    @redjirachi1 5 років тому +487

    Jack didn't die. He killed Death and took his job

    • @darraarljod8911
      @darraarljod8911 4 роки тому +14

      He then proceeded to end the Germans and had opt out reincarnation clauses on his contract because he is waiting for WWIII

    • @rockstarsofspeed4008
      @rockstarsofspeed4008 4 роки тому +1

      🏁🏁🏁🤣

    • @jacksteele97
      @jacksteele97 4 роки тому +2

      yes
      he did

    • @mroofity6594
      @mroofity6594 4 роки тому +4

      Jack Steele sir, I’m afraid that you have a case of “joke blindness.”

    • @monarchistemu6054
      @monarchistemu6054 4 роки тому

      Now Iran's gonna start hearing boss music.

  • @mercsan117
    @mercsan117 5 років тому +463

    Imagine being shot at by a medium machine gun and deciding "its much easier to kill this dude than to get tired running" in the current year.

    • @daveboy2000
      @daveboy2000 5 років тому +16

      I mean, the dude has a point..

    • @mercsan117
      @mercsan117 5 років тому

      @@SoapaHolicc I would...

    • @mercsan117
      @mercsan117 5 років тому

      @@Exarhadsgfds And that is quite fine by me.

    • @luvfreedom1470
      @luvfreedom1470 5 років тому +7

      Uh I don't see that happening considering this current generation gets PTSD when their favorite comic book characters die in a movie.

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 років тому

      Thats true

  • @kots2198
    @kots2198 3 роки тому +56

    Imagine hearing the stories from the man himself as your grandfather

    • @stevencooper4422
      @stevencooper4422 Рік тому +2

      I bet his grandkids thought he was lying at first 😂

  • @ItsR1pp3r
    @ItsR1pp3r 5 років тому +730

    "Because it's raining sir"
    He's not wrong though

  • @meiyanlaforme9721
    @meiyanlaforme9721 5 років тому +789

    The war is ending
    Everyone: yay
    Mad jack:really. Are you kidding

    • @thomasmurrell9832
      @thomasmurrell9832 5 років тому +22

      WWII: *Ends*
      Jack: Am I a joke to you?

    • @monicameggison6736
      @monicameggison6736 5 років тому +4

      they really should've sent him to the middle east😂😂

    • @Clavey
      @Clavey 5 років тому +5

      *WWII* - Ends
      *MAD Jack* - Say sike right now

    • @Percy.MP3
      @Percy.MP3 5 років тому

      Mad jack:*shoots himself*

  • @vend3ttaverano778
    @vend3ttaverano778 5 років тому +774

    "Modern problems require modern solutions"
    Mad Jack: "hold my beer"
    *snipes people with arrows while people shoot at him*
    Survival 100 Toughness 100

    • @MrJerppu
      @MrJerppu 5 років тому +20

      *AIM 100*

    • @shark5toothij149
      @shark5toothij149 5 років тому +11

      There are 3 different memes in this XD

    • @artyomskruchersky1940
      @artyomskruchersky1940 5 років тому +5

      That's how Mad Jack works.

    • @paint0772
      @paint0772 5 років тому +1

      neither are stats in the elder scrolls 5, where the meme orginated.

    • @gracz516
      @gracz516 5 років тому +1

      Destruction 100

  • @ryancurry2080
    @ryancurry2080 4 роки тому +26

    Britian: *does nothing in the beginning of the war*
    mad jack: *hold on, this whole operation was your idea*

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 5 років тому +548

    *_So Mad Jack is actually Samurai Jack in real life. Seems legit._*

  • @tasha3757
    @tasha3757 4 роки тому +585

    He wasn't insane and I don't think "incredibly brave" would do him justice either. This man was a *BADASS!*

    • @fast6232
      @fast6232 4 роки тому +10

      Yup. That’s just a real badass man.

    • @fast6232
      @fast6232 4 роки тому +1

      Rowan Melton NO

    • @brick4353
      @brick4353 3 роки тому +12

      there is a fine line between bravery and insanity. many people carefully tread apon this line, like it is a titerope. Jack, on the other hand, used a pogo-stick, and did a backflip.

    • @therealArchmageTeslar
      @therealArchmageTeslar 3 роки тому +2

      A true madlad

    • @sonariantutorials2438
      @sonariantutorials2438 2 роки тому +2

      Maybe a little insane

  • @gracz516
    @gracz516 5 років тому +602

    Select difficulty:
    *easy
    *medium
    *hard
    *impossible
    *mad jack

    • @Kitrite
      @Kitrite 5 років тому +9

      Select Difficulty:
      *easy
      *medium
      *hard
      *impossible
      *physical impossible
      *mad jack

    • @thedooonty123
      @thedooonty123 5 років тому +1

      Battlefield 1 remake 2019 difficulty list

    • @insertnamehere9842
      @insertnamehere9842 5 років тому +4

      Hmm... I CHOOSE
      I choose easy because I’m a coward

    • @mythicalumut6174
      @mythicalumut6174 5 років тому

      I choose mad jack so i can die

    • @eggbois6957
      @eggbois6957 5 років тому

      Mad jack

  • @justarobloxnoob2678
    @justarobloxnoob2678 4 роки тому +36

    German: *focus to war*
    The war: *sound of bagpipes*
    The germans: *chuckles* i'm in danger

  • @definedparadox
    @definedparadox 5 років тому +491

    Bro imagine Mad Jack has a Child and nobody knows.
    WWIII comes along.
    Those familiar bagpipes are heard in the distance.
    As a man runs down the battleground with a rusty claymore,

  • @bocowan9106
    @bocowan9106 5 років тому +5073

    Why on God’s green earth is there not a movie about this man?!?

    • @pegmay7209
      @pegmay7209 5 років тому +488

      Because if they had made one before today, Hollywood would have made him into a typical muscle-headed “Saving Private Ryan” cutout.
      Now if we get one in the next few years, they might get his “Deadpool-like” snark/insanity right.

    • @mk_gamíng0609
      @mk_gamíng0609 5 років тому +181

      A , Hollywood would moist likely Americanize him and he would lose his flair

    • @rahulmaurya3886
      @rahulmaurya3886 5 років тому +88

      It would be tooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hard to make a movie on a fella with a sword in a war.

    • @lordchungusthe3rd703
      @lordchungusthe3rd703 5 років тому +9

      Bo Cowan I agreed

    • @devinthierault
      @devinthierault 5 років тому +10

      Because he was just doing his job ;)

  • @fthirtyfivemr
    @fthirtyfivemr 5 років тому +381

    The video had to be nearly 13 minutes long to accommodate this man’s massive balls.

  • @benevonixx6271
    @benevonixx6271 2 роки тому +11

    "Any officer who goes into action without a sword is improperly dressed"
    *Welp, found my new favorite quote.*

  • @meiyanlaforme9721
    @meiyanlaforme9721 5 років тому +359

    Any one: we are going to war
    Churchill: hummm. I have nothing to do this Saturday why not

  • @dan0zz245
    @dan0zz245 5 років тому +473

    He protec
    He attac
    But most importantly
    He mad jacc

  • @Sebastian-yq2mu
    @Sebastian-yq2mu 5 років тому +1723

    Germans: Is that a ?... who the fu-
    *Mad Jack charging with a sword*

    • @byrus9022
      @byrus9022 5 років тому +23

      DEMOMAN!

    • @supergalaxy3723
      @supergalaxy3723 5 років тому +4

      Sebastian this made me laugh so much I know it will not make much others but I hardly ever laugh on UA-cam OR ON A computer at all

    • @BILLIARDman2000
      @BILLIARDman2000 5 років тому +2

      the funny part is tht i read this comment b4 finishing the video thinking it was a joke lol

    • @stanleyb.medallo8090
      @stanleyb.medallo8090 5 років тому +2

      They would be like:
      Dang it bruder, get ze a flamenwenzer. DAVAI!! 🤣🤣😂

    • @byrus9022
      @byrus9022 5 років тому +1

      @Pooits bird )POOTISPENSERHERE!

  • @briangraves5519
    @briangraves5519 3 роки тому +27

    What boggles me is how he was able to move the way he did on the battlefield whilst dragging around such a set of huevos!

  • @LetsTakeWalk
    @LetsTakeWalk 5 років тому +4382

    Japan did not surrender because of the atom bombs, they surrendered because they heard Mad Jack coming.

    • @lastmanstanding5423
      @lastmanstanding5423 5 років тому +246

      there's no shame in surrendering to Mad Jack...

    • @archardor3392
      @archardor3392 5 років тому +70

      @@lastmanstanding5423 In actuality, the did not surrender because of the bombs, they surrendered because of the russian invasion in Mandjuria.

    • @dickiewad7
      @dickiewad7 5 років тому +65

      Archardor they surrendered because of both. The threat of the oncoming Russians and the massive impact of the bombs on their industrial industry was too much to overcome.

    • @NinjaSushi2
      @NinjaSushi2 5 років тому +14

      You know ... the whole 100k people dying a painful death might have something to do with it. Maybe I don't know. They also almost didn't surrender due to the coo that took place.

    • @smokedeeza5492
      @smokedeeza5492 5 років тому +14

      @@archardor3392 Actually they surrendered pre-nuke drop and we didn't get it and dropped it anyways. They was going to surrender because 1. Russia and, USA was converging on Manchuria before the bomb drop. Because 2. They actually bombed the US with faulty flea bombs that killed a mayor or his pregnant wife which prompted the nuke response. 3. Unit 731 members survived and wasn't all executed as the U.S. bought their documents from them and gave them a slap on the wrist for 25% of the actual 75% they was supposed to get but the scientist burned most of the notes and documents.

  • @shrook4209
    @shrook4209 5 років тому +429

    My man wasn't scared of being taken prisoner by the Germans, he was bored.

  • @samh3305
    @samh3305 5 років тому +1320

    *Germany entered the chat*
    *Madjack entered the chat*
    *Germany left the chat*

    • @noelvanderwyk7671
      @noelvanderwyk7671 5 років тому +6

      lol

    • @levisolomon33
      @levisolomon33 5 років тому

      Germany joins the chat

    • @mrhellbringer1541
      @mrhellbringer1541 5 років тому +2

      @@levisolomon33 lol yep only to get a clay-more into them XD

    • @jehrry7041
      @jehrry7041 5 років тому +2

      *Germany Immediately left as they saw madjack was in the chat*

    • @artyomskruchersky1940
      @artyomskruchersky1940 5 років тому +4

      *Russia entered the chat*
      *Russia sent Mad Jack a friend request*

  • @craggle_8498
    @craggle_8498 4 роки тому +31

    "was Mad Jack truly crazy or insanly brave"
    Me: Both

  • @flamegator3251
    @flamegator3251 5 років тому +908

    He wasn't crazy or brave, he was just bored.

    • @unculturedswine5583
      @unculturedswine5583 5 років тому +19

      he was all of those things
      and actually seems like a chill guy lol
      of course with probably some real issues

    • @hameedasabeer2761
      @hameedasabeer2761 5 років тому +12

      Sifath Monzur he’s chill coz he’s Chur”chill”
      Imma leave now

    • @GermanicHispanic
      @GermanicHispanic 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha i find this story amazing.

    • @km5405
      @km5405 5 років тому +4

      don't underestimated what a bored man can do.

    • @billybobbles5611
      @billybobbles5611 5 років тому

      same reason why I licked the sample vigorously in a dissection

  • @ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072
    @ifyousubtomeyouwillgainabs6072 5 років тому +2482

    The correct term is madlad.

  • @adriennekaio4980
    @adriennekaio4980 4 роки тому +259

    So, to survive a war, you have to have fun, have a sword, and live happily in your own lunacy and comfort.

  • @Gigaknight1
    @Gigaknight1 3 роки тому +4

    Always love videos about Mad Jack, one of the few I watch over and over again

  • @memegumin
    @memegumin 5 років тому +775

    *Mad Jack has been reported for hacking*

  • @bobbymumford
    @bobbymumford 5 років тому +420

    I used to be a German like you. Then I took an arrow to the heart

    • @captaintoad-ef6zt
      @captaintoad-ef6zt 5 років тому +4

      Haha! Forgot the game but I remember the refrence.

  • @suprafatadecontact
    @suprafatadecontact 5 років тому +196

    The line between madness and braveness is so thin, that it can be crossed very easily

    • @KyanbuXM
      @KyanbuXM 5 років тому +24

      And this man was playing double Dutch with it.

    • @Vlugazoide
      @Vlugazoide 5 років тому +14

      He did crossed it, a thousand times. He built a house in the line mate.

    • @eldrenofthemist2492
      @eldrenofthemist2492 5 років тому +8

      Some people Flip a coin and fall on ether side. But he all ways gets that fine edge of fate with his coin toss.

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 5 років тому

      i think he cut it to ribbons

  • @walmartkermit607
    @walmartkermit607 3 роки тому +39

    Soldier: They have enough guns to blot out the sun sir!
    Mad Jack: Good, we'll have some shade to fight under

  • @alimohammad1934
    @alimohammad1934 5 років тому +435

    When a medieval warrior find him self in modern warfare.

  • @Korrupted_dust
    @Korrupted_dust 5 років тому +382

    Xx_mAdJ4_XX Has been reported for cheating.

  • @TheOwlMan8850
    @TheOwlMan8850 5 років тому +227

    This is a man that lived by pure willpower. There was nothing able to stop him

  • @Arkteckx
    @Arkteckx 3 роки тому +6

    One of my favorites man. Your narration brings this story to life. Keep on it. :)

  • @realvalt
    @realvalt 5 років тому +1272

    this the type of dude to shoot you and then teabag you when you're dead

    • @santosmartinez5061
      @santosmartinez5061 5 років тому +33

      valt I think you meant to say “shank you with a sword”

    • @SiIverMouse
      @SiIverMouse 5 років тому

      Spit on you

    • @djokealtena2538
      @djokealtena2538 5 років тому +7

      Please that would be beneath him. He is a gentleman after all. I however can see him murdering you lot over poorly made tea.

    • @allloren7277
      @allloren7277 5 років тому

      Mad jack is the man boys dream to be ‼️

    • @sammyhorrocks2764
      @sammyhorrocks2764 5 років тому

      valt what if his sword is still up?

  • @subarashioppai8252
    @subarashioppai8252 5 років тому +628

    Someone : How many enemies have you killed?
    Mad Jack : How many slices of bread have you eaten?

    • @in_f4m0u5
      @in_f4m0u5 5 років тому +19

      I love this community so much

    • @cristalmewtwo4160
      @cristalmewtwo4160 5 років тому +7

      mad jack:how many breaths have you taken
      also I think mad jack is the reincarnation of jack the ripper that or king Arthur

    • @jon2167
      @jon2167 5 років тому +4

      He is florida mans long lost grandpa

    • @mason.n3259
      @mason.n3259 5 років тому

      cristal mewtwo Jack the Ripper was a serial killer.

    • @Poly_Bunny_A.M
      @Poly_Bunny_A.M 5 років тому +2

      DIoOoOoOoOoOoOooOoOooOoOo

  • @Kumquat_Lord
    @Kumquat_Lord 4 роки тому +886

    You're forgetting when during his civilian life, he was known for throwing his briefcase out the window of a train he was on into his yard because he didn't want to carry it all the way home

  • @Gam1ngYT_
    @Gam1ngYT_ 3 роки тому +12

    "You can do everything you can put your mind to"
    -Mad Jack

  • @JohnMacbeth
    @JohnMacbeth 5 років тому +541

    “The Japanese has double crossed him for surrendering” 😂
    Absolute nutter.

    • @dioxide8647
      @dioxide8647 5 років тому +2

      John Aaron Greenslade I can tell you’re English

    • @glumdrops3678
      @glumdrops3678 5 років тому +3

      John Aaron Greenslade ばか ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘

  • @yada4444
    @yada4444 5 років тому +689

    I swear if Churchill comes back alive for WWIII to fight.

  • @RadiationRaft
    @RadiationRaft 4 роки тому +361

    His teammates : Time to end the war
    MadJack : wait that's illegal

  • @seanlepley1474
    @seanlepley1474 3 роки тому +6

    This guy was an insane maniac...this was the craziest story ive ever heard...even hollywood COULDN'T make a movie that would rival MAD JACK'S REAL LIFE...R.I.P. Jack..you definitely deserve it

  • @priceyfern6868
    @priceyfern6868 5 років тому +315

    His k/d must be off the charts

    • @ParadoxXIsTaken
      @ParadoxXIsTaken 5 років тому +22

      Not as big as Hitler's though

    • @poker8086
      @poker8086 5 років тому +3

      99999 divided by 0 = 0

    • @dylann.2970
      @dylann.2970 5 років тому +9

      @@poker8086 nope. its actually mathematically impossible to divide a number by 0. I get that it's most likely a joke, but I have a single brain cell to use.

    • @ivov0337
      @ivov0337 5 років тому +2

      @@ParadoxXIsTaken cuality reply

    • @notsev7566
      @notsev7566 5 років тому +1

      He’s smurfing in real life

  • @leebrandonlawrence829
    @leebrandonlawrence829 5 років тому +237

    You know..
    I think mad jack churchill blood and DNA is inside of all the Snakes in Metal Gear Solid.
    War is in their blood.

    • @variastudios301
      @variastudios301 5 років тому +3

      Shoulda called him jack the ripper

    • @chezmix64
      @chezmix64 5 років тому

      Hes literally the real life Big Boss

  • @rusticrecruit1496
    @rusticrecruit1496 5 років тому +219

    Offered machine gun
    Jack: no thanks * pulls axe out of tree stump*
    Jack: this’ll do

    • @iroblix6199
      @iroblix6199 5 років тому +3

      That my boy..snif... they grow up so fast...

    • @Chriscraft-ug3sz
      @Chriscraft-ug3sz 5 років тому

      LOL

    • @posoap1500
      @posoap1500 5 років тому +1

      Offered a nuke
      Jack: nah
      *takes an butter knife*
      Jack: nice