WELCOME TO CAMP NAVARRO! THIS VIDEO IS A COLLECTION OF EVERY DAMN ONE OF THE SERGEANT'S TALKING HEAD RESPONSES!!! DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!?!?!? WRONG ANSWER, MAGGOT!
The fact that he knew how many years it would take for someone making entry-level salary to pay for a suit of armor shows he clearly calculated it ahead of time and was waiting for the right moment to use this.
those drill sergeants will make you feel like a lost little boy in a matter of seconds, every one of their insults are calculated and executed ruthlessly
@@beezowdoo-doozopittybop-bo3949 in fallout you can always make caps pretty easily, and in later fallout games you could just buy power armor for i believe 10K caps, so they pay in the military in the fallout universe must be horrible
@@devonesq.7533 to be fair in fallout you make caps thru gambling and looted equipment both of which wouldn't be allowed in a military. And you also don't need to pay for living expenses and supplies.
@@mantassimonis415 i know you cant gamble in the military, every official in that place has a stick up their ass, but warm hot meals and living space in the fallout universe is a pretty comfy deal, considering your going to get gunned down no matter what you do
I like how Sarge actually seems to care if the chosen one is disabled, he’s still just as loud and harsh, but is a bit more specific to help him understand.
@@Kruglov762 This person is referencing a game called Friday night Funkin which is a rythm like game, where the main character "Boyfriend" (yes that's his name) were trying to beat as many opponent possible to be with his "girlfriend"
xXDama98Xx Did you just question my orders soldier, and with inconsistent grammar along with it! You better hope that your gums don't flap such nonsense again or else, now guard that hanger with your life, you moron!
The most hilarious thing is when you do your guard duty he goes around checking on guards and every single one of them talks smack ehind his back as soon as he leaves. I died of laughter reading it
For a man with only 5 pts into Charisma, he's the most convincing person to ever grace post-war America. If he made it along with the Remnants in New Vegas, he could probably yell down Legate Lanius all on his own.
“IF YOU DO NOT COME DOWN THESE STEPS AND SURRENDER TO ME RIGHT NOW. I WILL SMOKE YOUR ASS SO HARD AND SO FUCKING FAST, YOU’LL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU HIT THE GROUND. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME! YOU MO-RON!” -sergeant dornan probably
Fun fact: New Vegas' Cannibal Johnson was there when Arch Dornan chews you out. "Once, he caught this private out of uniform and old Dornan went off on the most ear-blistering rant known to man. It was inspiring."
@@hecunt3633 well yeah they escaped Navarro when the Brotherhood and NCR attacked it but I don't think the Chosen One got found and started shooting when they infiltrated Navarro
On one hand he handled this very well and gave a lot of opportunities for you to redeem yourself. I would have made you work off your debt in a less nice way, but on the other hand, I am not surprised that he was used to having new people at Navarro, because his troops’ heads would probably pop like a water balloon with the way he screams.
Listen Soldier... WHY ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO IMITATE ME, THAT'S THE SECOND STRIKE THIS WEEK, I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR NONSENSE ANY FURTHER AFTER THIS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
Dornan really should've appeared as one of the remnants in New Vegas. Imagine if he had managed to get his anger problems under control in his old age and appeared calm at first and slowly relapsed into his anger the more you annoyed him. It would've been amazing.
The thing is though: Dornan doesn't have anger problems. He's just a regular, run-o-the-mill sergeant. They're trained and beaten into being really loud and inventive with their verbal attacks against privates.
@Commissar Kitchen A buddy of mine was in the Corp, mortar man during the earlier years of Iraq. When I asked him about basic and his DI's, he described them as a "cross between Gunny Ermey and Arch Dornan."
My favorite part about his dialogue is the fact that he takes a breath in between phrases and then immediately shouts them out less than a millisecond later
For some reason, the fact that he's yelling at you and hamming it up while wearing this blank emotionless helmet that completely covers his surely enraged and animated face makes it even funnier.
In fallout 76 whenever I see a guy inside the Enclave bunker not in power I shout at him through my mic YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR!!!!!!!!
Bro I was playing New Vegas again today and found Cannibal Johnson for the first time, when I heard him talk about Sergeant Dornan you have no idea how happy I was lmao. I love how every playthrough I play I see something new and that is the beauty of New Vegas
+john wodehouse You have made it so far, but then your have never met me! FRANK HORRIGAN! If I like you then you may call be Frank, but guess what!? I DON'T LIKE YOU, MUUUU-TIIIIIIEEEE!!!!
Lidku Simpson Cannibal Johnson talks about him. If you talk to him more about the Enclave then he will mention a drill sergeant who yelled at a private for being out of uniform (which is the conversation in this video).
"So I'm going to give you a RARE opportunity. We are going to start over as if I've never met your sorry ass. Would you like that, soldier?" "Welcome to Camp Navarro, A CIVILIAN!?"
I really hope they bring him back at some point, maybe as a Wild Wasteland encounter or something. Like, even though the entire Enclave is destroyed, he's just full tilt _SPRINTING_ around the wasteland berating random vagrants and raiders about the rust on their equipment. Then maybe if you pass some kind of speech check or do some quests for him, you could unlock him as a Mysterious Stranger-style ally that curb-stomps anything short of Liberty Prime.
HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE ME SOLDIER! I WILL HAVE YOU TAKEN TO A VERTIBIRD AND THROWN OFF IT AS IT'S GOING HIGH SPEEDS ONE HUNDRED FEET IN THE AIR! GET TO WORK, AND IF I CATCH YOU ONE MORE TIME!
Yeah, a lotta stuff mentioned in NV happened in Fallout and Fallout 2. Daisy mentions being the only survivor or a vertibird crash out near Klamath, and what do you find out near Klamath in Fallout 2? A crashed vertibird. Dr. Henry was actually shown, and I believe he gave you a Robo-Dog companion. Marcus, the mayor of Jacobstown, was a companion in 2.
@@berikkalimz4195 Jacobstown, run by Marcus, was a ski lodge on Mount Charleston. Marcus turned it into a safe haven for super mutants, with the primary goal of helping the Nightkin with the schizophrenia caused by the stealth boys
So, basically: - The Mark II power armor is worth 25000 bucks (at least it's its selling value. I guess if you could buy it somewhere, it could cost 60000-70000 bucks). - 510 years = 186150 days (simplified, I don't know if Fallout 2's time system includes leap years) - This means that Enclave soldier makes around 49$ per year (waaaaay below the minimum wage, which is pretty amusing because they are supposed to be the government) or around 0,134$ a day. That would work if the were working 7 days a week, 24 hours a day (which they do in the game). But you can see people in Vault city working only day shifts, so let's do it this way: - Enclace soldiers probably don't buy their own food and other necessities, they are issued to them (just like the power armor YOU HAVE LOST!). And spent the money on booze etc. - A typical enclave soldier may work 8 hours, six days a week (excluding deploys and stuff). I think it's right to assume that they don't celebrate Christmas/Easter etc. So: - For the simplicity's sake: one year of work is about 52 weeks. Without sundays it is 312 days. Let's round it to 300 days (maybe they get some vacation after all). 510 years is 153000 days of work. - This means that a typical Enclave private earns 0,16$ a day. Let's consider the "true" price of the power armor,. If Gauss rifle's buying price is like 35000$, I think the power armor's would be 100 000$. This means that soldier earns 0,65$ a day. Still, it's really improbable. So this is the last, final, reasonable approach: I Think that a starting pay for one month of duty should be 500$. I think this amount of money is considered a lot in the wastes. Soldier now makes 6000$ a year, so he can pay off lost power armor in 4,1 years (25000$) or 16,6 years (100000$). I guess the second option would make Sarge sound a bit more realistic). But still, even if he lost an expensive piece of military equipment, he could still get promoted and earn more. Or not - he may never be promoted, doing cattle-runs for the rest of his life. It is worth mentioning how long an Enclave soldier can live (only if he is staying at Navarro for obvious reasons). They have plenty of resources, the radiation isn't really a problem... They are not super mutants for sure, but I think the life expectancy of a soldier putting his ass on the line is from 20-60 years. But let's think like the Fallout Engine. To finish the main quest you have 13 years. So our soldier will make 78000$ during his in-game duty (and will pay off 3 suits of Power Armor Mark II in standard price). If you have ever encountered Enclave patrol in the game, you know that they are going to obliterate you. And others too. So, if they'll meet bounty hunters they will acquire a considerable loot that could be sold to pay off private's debt (only if he is not gonna guard his post for the rest of his existance). TL;DR So, basically 510 years to pay for a Mark II power armor is a totally overblown assumption.
@@johnwhite1534 It's weird that money actually exists in such world and in a pretty much worthless form... Take the Metro world for example, the currency (bullets) is an essential part of the survival and it's not some kind of useless "token"
The power armour is definitely not worth 25k. Military equipment is insanely expensive, and a single FGM-148 Javelin costs over 8x that much. Even the 100k is way too low. The closest comparison is a tank (although I think this would still be too low because power armour would be way more intricate) which is closer to 9mil for the M1 Abrams.
I like the visible panic the mouse shows, like when he get yelled at at one point you can see him panicking to press the dialogue, he was so good at voice acting he's making the player nervous.
They did in fallout 4 there was a audio log that had a recording of the same voice actor as the communications officer when you buy the x-02 amour from creation club. It was between him and a enclave scout in the capital wasteland.
"I am not a sir! I work for a living you MOOOROON. You will call me Segeant, or Sergeant Dornan. Do you understand me!" Most relatable quote if you're enlisted in the US Army lmao
@@dinowizard0213 I always headcannoned they have a submarine and just invaded Brazil and just keeps sending enclave out with a gun and just stay around.
A lot of Enclave Remnants fled east, loads of them settled down and went into hiding, I’d reckon Sarge is Screaming at recruits in some military base in the middle of the country
There’s a Hearts of Iron 4 mod called Old World Blues about Fallout North America, and a submod for that called Enclave Reborn Redux has Arch Dornan as the initial country leader for the Enclave in the Sierra Army Depot, and even after a new president is selected, he sticks around as a supporting character.
I played New Vegas first and now I know what the Enclave remnants were talking about when they mentioned a private getting chewed out by Dornan at Navarro.
Nice name you got there. Tactics is fine. But BoS is absolute incompetent shite! Fallout 4 may be a gray mark in the franchise, but BoS is the "brown" mark that thankfully is non-canon for good a reason.
Nice name you got there. Tactics may have been kind of shitty, but it had a waaaaay better representation of what the brotherhood of steel is supposed to be: the united states army who basically use the people (who they look down on) they save to gather soldiers and supplies while killing "savages," as opposed to f3's boring white knights shtick and f4's uhh... having an actual internal conflict?
You know I would love to see this guy as a replacement for well... any quest giver in fallout 4 even garvey Just to hear "YOU MOR-ON, THERE IS A SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS YOUR HELP! GET TO IT MAGGOT!"
General what are you- what, SUPERMUTANTS!? HOW IN THE HELL DID SUPERMUTANTS GET ON THAT SETTLEMENT!? I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER! GET THOSE SUPERMUTANTS OFF MINUTEMEN PROPERTY!
"We are going to start over as if I never met your sorry ass. Would you like that, soldier?" "Welcome to Camp Navarro... a civilian!" Gets me every time.
Actually, in Fallout lore, the Enclave was hunted by both NCR and Brotherhood of Steel after the events of Fallout 3 (That's why the remnants are more or less in hiding, unlike in 3 where the Enclave were all over the place).
After the events of Fallout 2, not Fallout 3. FO3 is barely even referenced in New Vegas, other than a throwaway line that some of the Enclave remnants fled East, but that's it.
@@mastercobragaming8780 fun fact: Sergent Arch Dornan got a specially made helmet that catches his spit and puts it in a small spit holder inside the helmet where it can be emptied whenever the need arrives. not actually true, but that makes sense.
SGT Dornan: *"THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU'VE PLAYED A FALLOUT GAME, SOLDIER! THERE WILL NOT BE A THIIIIIRRRRRRRRRD!!!"* Bethseda: (speech: 100) lol watch me.
@@finodiez9227 New Vegas was good, infact I'm pretty sure it was developed by the guys who made the original fallout games (though it still used the same engine as Bethesda and was published by them.)
+Darth Marr Colonel Autumn is an officer. He doesn't have to yell, he thinks things and you do them. That being said, he wasn't portrayed very well in the game. =/ Dornan is infinitely better as far as characters go.
In fallout new vegas, you find a man named Cannibal Johnson who used to be a private under Dornan. He is old, and says he can still hear his voice, and remarks about a time Dornan caught a soldier out of uniform and how inspiring it was. lmao
The fact that he knew how many years it would take for someone making entry-level salary to pay for a suit of armor shows he clearly calculated it ahead of time and was waiting for the right moment to use this.
those drill sergeants will make you feel like a lost little boy in a matter of seconds, every one of their insults are calculated and executed ruthlessly
I wonder if he was unhappy with his pay early on and did the math on how long it would take to pay for the very armor he wore out of frustration.
@@beezowdoo-doozopittybop-bo3949 in fallout you can always make caps pretty easily, and in later fallout games you could just buy power armor for i believe 10K caps, so they pay in the military in the fallout universe must be horrible
@@devonesq.7533 to be fair in fallout you make caps thru gambling and looted equipment both of which wouldn't be allowed in a military. And you also don't need to pay for living expenses and supplies.
@@mantassimonis415 i know you cant gamble in the military, every official in that place has a stick up their ass, but warm hot meals and living space in the fallout universe is a pretty comfy deal, considering your going to get gunned down no matter what you do
The "I AM NOT A SIR, I WORK FOR A LIVING" line is the most realistic piece of dialogue in any of these games.
ABSOLUTELY
OCS more like poopoo candidate school.
@@Averagepoetrylover based and enlisted-pilled
@@malphini id rather see actual combat
@@Averagepoetrylover best of luck
"They say He murdered the High King... with his voice! Shouted him apart!"
if sergeant was there he could've stopped the skyrim civil war
YOU MO-RON!!!!
The Dornanborn
@@tylercoon1791 yes
@@devonesq.7533 he is more powerful than alduin himself
"Where is your power armor?" Dornan asked calmly.
DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE, YOU MO-RAN?!?
@@coolcat001100 gold
Harry Potter moment
@@coolcat001100 NO SIR.
I AM NOT A SIR, I WORK FOR A LIVING YOU MO-RAN. YOU WILL CALL ME HEADMASTER OR HEADMASTER DUMBLEDORE. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME !
lmao
Sergeant Dornan could beat the Dragonborn in a shouting match...
The Dragonborn ain't got shit!
What about Gunnery Sergeant Hartman?
Fuck it, I'm not cut out for this!
+Alex Georgiadis that would be brutal...heck he could beat me in shouting about how elves suck!
Maybe, but what about Donald Trump?
I feel like dornan is about to jump 30 meters in the air with a rocket launcher and then hit people with a shovel
gr8 comment
SCREEEAAMMMINNG DEATHCLAAAAWS
if Soldier ever met Sergeant Dornan, they would become an unstoppable force or one would be killed by the other-
UNLESS IT'S A FARM, *YOU MOROOOOOON!*
Gentlemen, _this_ is a bucket.
I like how Sarge actually seems to care if the chosen one is disabled, he’s still just as loud and harsh, but is a bit more specific to help him understand.
@@strokeman32082 stfu
@@strokeman32082 man you really are having a stroke.
@@strokeman32082 Yeah well, whoever you are, I just dispatched a verti-bondulance to your location. Have a nice day.
@@Kruglov762 This person is referencing a game called Friday night Funkin which is a rythm like game, where the main character "Boyfriend" (yes that's his name) were trying to beat as many opponent possible to be with his "girlfriend"
@@worlds3061 I know what fnf is it’s just his English is all jacked up, looks like he had a stroke while typing it ironically
"I'll have someones ass for dinner"
-Arch Dornan
does he mean the whole ass or something cooked with barbecue sauce.
So Sergeant Dornan is into eating ass.
@@jacqmarthy536 yep, he's an ass man. Not booba
Ooh, Sergeant~
I didn't know the enclave had a navy
That voice actor must have had a hell of a time recording those lines
I think they hired an actual drill sergeant
Watch in russian it better
And a sore throat
They hired a former drill sergeant, who went on to become a big name in military movies & other media. His name was R Lee Ermy.
@@okjiof3790 no
Sergeant Dornan should be the main character of Fallout 4. The Speech skill will be replaced with the Yelling skill.
Lol dat.
Yes.
I just saw the "Translate" option on my comment. O_O
Sergeant Dornan
What there is in the hangar?
xXDama98Xx Did you just question my orders soldier, and with inconsistent grammar along with it! You better hope that your gums don't flap such nonsense again or else, now guard that hanger with your life, you moron!
This man doesn't get woken up by his alarm clock.
He wakes up the alarm clock.
Eh if you actually have an alarm clock you'll notice you do actually eventually wake up just before it rings
@@nickthenuker7916had to ruin the joke you idiot
@@nickthenuker7916 would he rant at it for being late on waking him up... even if he programed it to wake him up at the time he asked it to?
that’s because he works for a living. that clock is a mo-ron
@@h5skb4ru41he would definitely do that
The most hilarious thing is when you do your guard duty he goes around checking on guards and every single one of them talks smack ehind his back as soon as he leaves. I died of laughter reading it
What were some examples?
"... asshole..." and "What a brownie hound" come to mind.
@@samuelthegreatoo "Yeah you BETTER walk away..."
"Once, he caught this private out of uniform and old Dornan went off on the most ear-blistering rant known to man. It was inspiring."
Of course it was, SOLDIER!
Sergeant Arch Dornan but the Chosen One was slow, they couldn’t speak full English like you could
h o l y s h i t
-Canibal Johnson
@@thebestbuckethead LOL ok
"I AM NOT A SIR. I WORK FOR A LIVING YOU MO-RON"
Sure Sarge,whatever..
ENCLAVE here. Why isn't your video feed working?
Calm down
YES SERGEANT
YOU MO-RON!!!!
For a man with only 5 pts into Charisma, he's the most convincing person to ever grace post-war America.
If he made it along with the Remnants in New Vegas, he could probably yell down Legate Lanius all on his own.
Someone should make a animated short film about this.
It's hard to say who's going to be more pissed.
He could easily be one of the best character if that's happened
What, bullying Lanius for his strategy?
“IF YOU DO NOT COME DOWN THESE STEPS AND SURRENDER TO ME RIGHT NOW. I WILL SMOKE YOUR ASS SO HARD AND SO FUCKING FAST, YOU’LL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU HIT THE GROUND. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME! YOU MO-RON!” -sergeant dornan probably
Lanius? He would make Caesar his bitch
First thing I'm saying to my newborn is "Welcome to camp Novarro"
"Great I got a mo-ron"
"where's your Power armor!? Don't have any?"
MAGGOTS!
"How the hell did a civilian get on this base"
A pregnant woman is the baby's power armor.
Fun fact: New Vegas' Cannibal Johnson was there when Arch Dornan chews you out.
"Once, he caught this private out of uniform and old Dornan went off on the most ear-blistering rant known to man. It was inspiring."
So killing all navarro is not canon because Cannibal Johnson would be dead too. Good to know
@@xaxad4529 I believe they escaped, or smth.
@@hecunt3633 probably Johnson was the 4 guy that follow chosen one or maybe he just swim 😂
@@hecunt3633 well yeah they escaped Navarro when the Brotherhood and NCR attacked it but I don't think the Chosen One got found and started shooting when they infiltrated Navarro
@@metetural9140 The chosen one, I believe in lore, went on with his tribe to somewhere. Idfk, that's what I remember from the ending
The only person allowed to call Dornan 'Sarge' is his mother.
MY MOTHER LEFT ME WHEN I WAS 4, NO ONE CALLS ME SARGE SMARTASS. NOW THAT FIRST GRADE JOKES ARE OVER, GET BACK TO WORK SOLDIER!
+HerrShuvari An impostor! SOUND THE ALARM AND EXECUTE THAT MAGGOT!
I cant belive in that man
Gahahahah
@@shuvari7707 You're not Dornan.
On one hand he handled this very well and gave a lot of opportunities for you to redeem yourself. I would have made you work off your debt in a less nice way, but on the other hand, I am not surprised that he was used to having new people at Navarro, because his troops’ heads would probably pop like a water balloon with the way he screams.
Well, and also some strange person called the Chosen One kept killing Enclave soldiers in the wilderness, requiring new recruits...
"YOU WILL DO A FINE JOB! DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!"
Readers, date someone who believes in you the way Sgt. Dornan does.
"And you will remain in this army until, you ARE 510 YEARS OLD"
YES SERGEANT
YES SIR!
YES SIR MY ASS DOES NOT NEED TO BE IN YOUR BELLY!!!
YES SERGEANT!
Listen Soldier... WHY ARE YOU STILL TRYING TO IMITATE ME, THAT'S THE SECOND STRIKE THIS WEEK, I WILL NOT TOLERATE YOUR NONSENSE ANY FURTHER AFTER THIS, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
Dornan really should've appeared as one of the remnants in New Vegas. Imagine if he had managed to get his anger problems under control in his old age and appeared calm at first and slowly relapsed into his anger the more you annoyed him. It would've been amazing.
TheIrland09 fighting Legion or NPC while ranting their ear off
The thing is though: Dornan doesn't have anger problems.
He's just a regular, run-o-the-mill sergeant. They're trained and beaten into being really loud and inventive with their verbal attacks against privates.
@Commissar Kitchen A buddy of mine was in the Corp, mortar man during the earlier years of Iraq. When I asked him about basic and his DI's, he described them as a "cross between Gunny Ermey and Arch Dornan."
That's a great idea
Yeah, maybe replace the guy who refuses to help the NCR (you need a speech check, I think, to do so.)
My favorite part about his dialogue is the fact that he takes a breath in between phrases and then immediately shouts them out less than a millisecond later
…FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD
The general public's reaction to the frontier
YOU MO-RON!
Dornan is my spirit animal
same
The Critically Acclaimed Bounty Hunter THAT MORON IS THE BANE OF MY EXISTENCE
I am actually sergeant Dornan in some fuckwits' body. A dornankin, if you will.
He's my spirit animal next to a horse how appears in a ghostly form and gives me useless life advice
OH WISE GUY HUH MORAN YOU BETTER GET OFF THIS BASE BEFROE I EAT SOMEONES ASS FO DINNER
i still don't understand how someone can lose power armor...
If sergeant Dornan tells you that you lost it, you lost it !!! Lol
mechwarrior52 XD
+mAGNUS wAKER
me go get suit
+Zeppelinside I once had power armor STOLEN from me by kids in Den
Fusion core ran out
That voice crack when he says "Trooper, what are you doing here?!" adds tons of authenticity to the delivery of that line.
For some reason, the fact that he's yelling at you and hamming it up while wearing this blank emotionless helmet that completely covers his surely enraged and animated face makes it even funnier.
In fallout 76 whenever I see a guy inside the Enclave bunker not in power I shout at him through my mic YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR!!!!!!!!
I'm proud of you sir
@@Besomar_Surahat He gave Bethesda money for Fallout 76. What's to be proud of?
Nicholas Peterman Can’t mention 76 without some “No fun allowed” guy coming along.
Johnny Topside truly, you can’t have fun without an ass going “burr you can’t have fun”
@@nicholaspeterman9111 have a nice cold delicious glass of shut the fuck up my friend ( っ'-')╮ =͟͟͞͞ 🍺
We all know that Cannibal Johnson is probably standing next to the door to Dornan's office laughing his ass off.
knowing Johnson yup.
Bro I was playing New Vegas again today and found Cannibal Johnson for the first time, when I heard him talk about Sergeant Dornan you have no idea how happy I was lmao. I love how every playthrough I play I see something new and that is the beauty of New Vegas
"It was inspiring!"
@@mankind-redefined1982
AWE inspiring ^^
Girlfriend: I can’t wait for you to meet my father!
Her father:
Great, she's dating a moron.
So you're the new boyfriend. WHERE IS YOUR FORMAL WEAR?
@@noahhamilton5974 don't have any? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT MAGGOT!
@@noahhamilton5974Don't have any? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT!?
Welcome to Sneed's Seed and Feed. So, you're the new farmer. YOU ARE OUTTA UNIFORM CITY SLICKER! WHERE ARE YOUR GUCCI LOAFERS!
Damn, I see you everywhere in every video Frontier related
He a cute kitty man he knows fallout Equstria and crap.
Based and Sneedpilled
I left 'em at Chuck's. Formerly.
SNEEDETH
Imagine a horrific splicing of Frank Horrigan and Arch Dornan.
My god that's both terrifying and brilliant...
+john wodehouse Calm down, Satan.
+john wodehouse Welcome to Poseidon Oil Rig...a mutie! How in the hell did a mutie get on this rig!?
+john wodehouse You have made it so far, but then your have never met me! FRANK HORRIGAN! If I like you then you may call be Frank, but guess what!? I DON'T LIKE YOU, MUUUU-TIIIIIIEEEE!!!!
+john wodehouse The Chosen One would've been doomed.
The funny thing is, During my time in basic for the US army, When we called him a sir, He would yell “I AM NOT A SIR, IWORK FOR A LIVING PVT.”
Dornan likely said this in reference to _Stripes_ which featured Bill Murray and Harold Ramis in lead roles.
Edit (2/25/2021): Fixed a spelling error.
if were friends you can call me sarge
What are you supposed to call them?
@@Avenus112 Sergent
@@ItsMe-qn5rr thanks. What's the distinction?
When I lost my jacket at school
Mom: 0:11
Lmao
the truth is you've lost an expensive piece of ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT that jacket is going to come out of your LUNCH MONEY
@@theman-wq5onAND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS PUBLIC SCHOOL UNTIL YOU ARE... *510 YEARS OLD!*
WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MK II COMBAT JACK YOU HAVE LOST!!!!!!
Dornan with Wild Wasteland active:
"And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place, *IT'S CALLED A ZOO!!"*
Random private “unless it’s a farm”
jesus, the voice actor was having a lot of fuckin fun.
edit: holy fuck this guy was legendary enough to be mentioned in new vegas!
(;-;)7
tony montana ?
yes yes he was........
Lidku Simpson don't know.
Lidku Simpson Cannibal Johnson talks about him. If you talk to him more about the Enclave then he will mention a drill sergeant who yelled at a private for being out of uniform (which is the conversation in this video).
"So I'm going to give you a RARE opportunity. We are going to start over as if I've never met your sorry ass. Would you like that, soldier?"
"Welcome to Camp Navarro, A CIVILIAN!?"
yeah, I seemed to have misplaced my birthday suit...
WAIT A CIVLIAN!?
Cut clips
1:08 segues to 1:58.
"I ' L L H A V E S O M E O N E ' S A S S F O R D I N N E R! G E T T H I S U G L Y O F F G O V E R N M E N T P R O P E R T Y!
Hiring a drill-seargent for this was brilliant
I really hope they bring him back at some point, maybe as a Wild Wasteland encounter or something. Like, even though the entire Enclave is destroyed, he's just full tilt _SPRINTING_ around the wasteland berating random vagrants and raiders about the rust on their equipment. Then maybe if you pass some kind of speech check or do some quests for him, you could unlock him as a Mysterious Stranger-style ally that curb-stomps anything short of Liberty Prime.
Sergeant is reason enough for a 3d fallout 2.
Would have to be fan made, I don't trust Beth with this
It is already been made for 5 years...
@@dzikripratama3776
Whats it called
Eh... your gonna have to change it a lot to fit 3D.
Sad the fan remake of fallout 1 mod for New Vegas was abandoned. I still cry about it to this day
We need a tribute to this man in Fallout 4. I've never felt so close to being in the military in a game.
***** the soldier, or the Navarro?
***** Trooper what are you doing here? *GET BACK TO YOUR GUARD POST!!!!*
HOW DARE YOU IMPERSONATE ME SOLDIER! I WILL HAVE YOU TAKEN TO A VERTIBIRD AND THROWN OFF IT AS IT'S GOING HIGH SPEEDS ONE HUNDRED FEET IN THE AIR! GET TO WORK, AND IF I CATCH YOU ONE MORE TIME!
I'd love to see a mod to make him a Brotherhood of Steel Sargent.
Well, you can have R. Lee Ermey shout at you if you play Fallout Tactics.....
*"I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER!!!!"*
Ah yes, the fond memories of being bitched out by my CO during Drill
”Once he caught this private out of uniform and old Dornan went off on the most ear-blistering rant known to man. It was inspiring” -Cannibal Johnson
Holy shit, I had no idea the ear-blistering rant Cannibal Johnson mentioned actually happened in-game.
Yeah, a lotta stuff mentioned in NV happened in Fallout and Fallout 2. Daisy mentions being the only survivor or a vertibird crash out near Klamath, and what do you find out near Klamath in Fallout 2? A crashed vertibird. Dr. Henry was actually shown, and I believe he gave you a Robo-Dog companion. Marcus, the mayor of Jacobstown, was a companion in 2.
@@berikkalimz4195 Jacobstown, run by Marcus, was a ski lodge on Mount Charleston. Marcus turned it into a safe haven for super mutants, with the primary goal of helping the Nightkin with the schizophrenia caused by the stealth boys
The funny thing is I found out about the New Vegas reference after seeing this scene originally. (I only found out about the remnants yesterday)
@@tylercoon1791 Marcus was the easiest one to recognize. You see his face in FO2 and New Vegas
"We are going to start over as if I never met your sorry ass. Would you like that, soldier?"
"Welcome to camp Navarro... A CIVILIAN!"
Lol!
Top 10 Anime Betrayals.
So, basically:
- The Mark II power armor is worth 25000 bucks (at least it's its selling value. I guess if you could buy it somewhere, it could cost 60000-70000 bucks).
- 510 years = 186150 days (simplified, I don't know if Fallout 2's time system includes leap years)
- This means that Enclave soldier makes around 49$ per year (waaaaay below the minimum wage, which is pretty amusing because they are supposed to be the government) or around 0,134$ a day.
That would work if the were working 7 days a week, 24 hours a day (which they do in the game). But you can see people in Vault city working only day shifts, so let's do it this way:
- Enclace soldiers probably don't buy their own food and other necessities, they are issued to them (just like the power armor YOU HAVE LOST!). And spent the money on booze etc.
- A typical enclave soldier may work 8 hours, six days a week (excluding deploys and stuff). I think it's right to assume that they don't celebrate Christmas/Easter etc.
So:
- For the simplicity's sake: one year of work is about 52 weeks. Without sundays it is 312 days. Let's round it to 300 days (maybe they get some vacation after all). 510 years is 153000 days of work.
- This means that a typical Enclave private earns 0,16$ a day. Let's consider the "true" price of the power armor,. If Gauss rifle's buying price is like 35000$, I think the power armor's would be 100 000$. This means that soldier earns 0,65$ a day.
Still, it's really improbable. So this is the last, final, reasonable approach:
I Think that a starting pay for one month of duty should be 500$. I think this amount of money is considered a lot in the wastes.
Soldier now makes 6000$ a year, so he can pay off lost power armor in 4,1 years (25000$) or 16,6 years (100000$). I guess the second option would make Sarge sound a bit more realistic).
But still, even if he lost an expensive piece of military equipment, he could still get promoted and earn more. Or not - he may never be promoted, doing cattle-runs for the rest of his life.
It is worth mentioning how long an Enclave soldier can live (only if he is staying at Navarro for obvious reasons). They have plenty of resources, the radiation isn't really a problem... They are not super mutants for sure, but I think the life expectancy of a soldier putting his ass on the line is from 20-60 years. But let's think like the Fallout Engine. To finish the main quest you have 13 years. So our soldier will make 78000$ during his in-game duty (and will pay off 3 suits of Power Armor Mark II in standard price).
If you have ever encountered Enclave patrol in the game, you know that they are going to obliterate you. And others too. So, if they'll meet bounty hunters they will acquire a considerable loot that could be sold to pay off private's debt (only if he is not gonna guard his post for the rest of his existance).
TL;DR So, basically 510 years to pay for a Mark II power armor is a totally overblown assumption.
Assuming the value of the American dollar hasn't drastically fallen after a nuclear war
@@johnwhite1534 Or we could take the price of dollar from like 1890 into consideration (money is more rare probably)
@@rockid7970 While the the money is physically rare I don't know if it would actually be valuable post war
@@johnwhite1534 It's weird that money actually exists in such world and in a pretty much worthless form... Take the Metro world for example, the currency (bullets) is an essential part of the survival and it's not some kind of useless "token"
The power armour is definitely not worth 25k. Military equipment is insanely expensive, and a single FGM-148 Javelin costs over 8x that much. Even the 100k is way too low. The closest comparison is a tank (although I think this would still be too low because power armour would be way more intricate) which is closer to 9mil for the M1 Abrams.
My favorite line from him has to be
"Those paper-shuffling jackasses"
Dovahkin: FUS... ROH...
Sergent Dornan: WRONG ANSWER YOU MOOROOON !
And that's how Tamriel was saved.
Dragon Shout lvl max = Dornan's Rant
This needs more likes.
😂😂😂
Properly* Ear*
The way his head shakes sporadically when he's yelling is just perfect.
I like the visible panic the mouse shows, like when he get yelled at at one point you can see him panicking to press the dialogue, he was so good at voice acting he's making the player nervous.
0:49 *"DIIISSSCCCHHHHMMMIICHHED!!!!!!!!!!"*
*”DEEHCHSHMEEEEEEEEEEEEESHED”*
They need to make a tribute to the enclave communications officer. He was just as funny as Dornan
Why isn't your video feed working?
They did in fallout 4 there was a audio log that had a recording of the same voice actor as the communications officer when you buy the x-02 amour from creation club. It was between him and a enclave scout in the capital wasteland.
“I should kick your fucking ass, who is this?!”
"I am not a sir! I work for a living you MOOOROON. You will call me Segeant, or Sergeant Dornan. Do you understand me!"
Most relatable quote if you're enlisted in the US Army lmao
"If I like you then you can call me sarge, but guess what? I DON'T LIKE YOU, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
I'M NOT A SIR I WORK FOR A LIVING YOU ***** YOU WILL CALL ME SERGEANT OR SERGEANT DORNAN,DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?!
can we just respect this voice acting masterpiece for a minute. he perfectly captures what its like to get torn a new one by your commanding officer
I love how Cannibal Johnson mentions this guy. “The most war blistering rant known to man”
Bethesda will NEVER create a character as lovely as Sergeant Dornan xd
+Benito Camelas Bethesda never creates lovely characters.
*****
Potato
+Benito Camelas STFU fanboy
+borek92 can it shitstick
+borek92 true
Not even the mouse can handle the yelling.
profile pics source pls
@@blahblah7720 i.ytimg.com/vi/_wldE_4xjVQ/hqdefault.jpg here you go :)
@@czarnakoza9697 ty
@@czarnakoza9697 Wow youre one hell of a researcher
I wonder what happened to this guy. Same with the “Enclave here.” dude.
The Enclave here guy probably got exploded along with the oil rig.
@@dinowizard0213 I always headcannoned they have a submarine and just invaded Brazil and just keeps sending enclave out with a gun and just stay around.
A lot of Enclave Remnants fled east, loads of them settled down and went into hiding, I’d reckon Sarge is Screaming at recruits in some military base in the middle of the country
It would’ve been perfect if in NV you came across him as a remnant
There’s a Hearts of Iron 4 mod called Old World Blues about Fallout North America, and a submod for that called Enclave Reborn Redux has Arch Dornan as the initial country leader for the Enclave in the Sierra Army Depot, and even after a new president is selected, he sticks around as a supporting character.
2:43 i just love how confused he sounds
and my character just stood on guard duty for the next 510 years while the enclave purged and reconquered its territory
I played New Vegas first and now I know what the Enclave remnants were talking about when they mentioned a private getting chewed out by Dornan at Navarro.
Every time my mom sends me to my dad to help him
*Dad: Oh, lovely. She sent me a MO-RON.*
What exactly do the enclave pay people with? fancy lads snack cakes?
In Fallout 4, just the frame alone cost over 3,000 caps.
Earth Man
Brother of Steel and Tactics!? Fuck no.
Nice name you got there. it was actually kinda unique and fun
Nice name you got there.
Tactics is fine. But BoS is absolute incompetent shite! Fallout 4 may be a gray mark in the franchise, but BoS is the "brown" mark that thankfully is non-canon for good a reason.
Nice name you got there.
Tactics may have been kind of shitty, but it had a waaaaay better representation of what the brotherhood of steel is supposed to be: the united states army who basically use the people (who they look down on) they save to gather soldiers and supplies while killing "savages," as opposed to f3's boring white knights shtick and f4's uhh... having an actual internal conflict?
You know I would love to see this guy as a replacement for well... any quest giver in fallout 4 even garvey
Just to hear "YOU MOR-ON, THERE IS A SETTLEMENT THAT NEEDS YOUR HELP! GET TO IT MAGGOT!"
that would be 1 million times better.
WHEN I SAY ANOTHER SETTLEMENT NEEDS YOUR HELP YOU WILL CERTAINLY HELP!
Gasmask Man what would be fucking awesome
Gasmask Man "GET YOUR ASS TO THAT SETTLEMENT GENERAL!"
General what are you- what, SUPERMUTANTS!? HOW IN THE HELL DID SUPERMUTANTS GET ON THAT SETTLEMENT!? I'LL HAVE SOMEONE'S ASS FOR DINNER! GET THOSE SUPERMUTANTS OFF MINUTEMEN PROPERTY!
Sometimes I just need Sergeant Arch Dornan Screaming at me like all hell let loose.
"Old Sergeant Donan would've had a field day with you"
Sergeant Donan: *Even more terrifying then the legends say*
Post apocalyptic Alex Jones
Riboh
Put the FEV into the water that made the frigging deathclaw gay.
Wait... There's a pre-apocalyptic one?
More like post-apocalyptic Gunnery Sergeant Hartmann
@@maxpayne3464 when you realise they are the same person
How can this be so true
When I got the X-01 armor in Fallout 4, I found myself spouting lines from this guy. Especially the "UNTIL YOU ARE 510 YEARS OLD" line.
Well atleast the sole survivor is half way there!
I did not like my drill sergeants when I was in the national guard but this man I’ll always follow. He’s my dream drill sergeant.
My computer crashed after he yelled "DISMISSED"
That shows how powerful this character really is!
"We are going to start over as if I never met your sorry ass. Would you like that, soldier?"
"Welcome to Camp Navarro... a civilian!" Gets me every time.
they should have brought him back in new vegas as one of the enclave remnants
He would chew your sorry ass for dinner for helping the NCR
he was already like 60 years old in fo2
Atlas are you saying the enclave is pro legion?
Actually, in Fallout lore, the Enclave was hunted by both NCR and Brotherhood of Steel after the events of Fallout 3 (That's why the remnants are more or less in hiding, unlike in 3 where the Enclave were all over the place).
After the events of Fallout 2, not Fallout 3. FO3 is barely even referenced in New Vegas, other than a throwaway line that some of the Enclave remnants fled East, but that's it.
Imagine this man as the President...
He would not hesitate to call out Trump
"His voice was so loud that he out shouted Son Goku." -Dimension Hopper
WELCOME TO CAMP NAVARRO... A CIVILIAN?
WELCOME TO CAMP NAVARO......SGT DORAN WHO LET HIM IN I WILL HAVE SOMEONES ASS FOR DINNER
I want this guy on my Sat Nav.
Take a U-Turn you MOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
YOU DIDN'T TUUUUUUUUURRRRNNN RIIIIGHT!!! NOW YOU NEED TO WAIT UNTIL I RECACULATEEEEEEEED!!!!!
YOU ARE A DANGER TO THIS CAR, THAT WILL END NOW!!
XD
"You mo-ron! You are not to question my directions! When I say 'turn right at 60 yards', then you will certainly turn! HAVE I MADE MYSELF CLEAR?!"
2:10
I have never, ever heard the word “moron” delivered with such passion before.
As a spc in the army this is like, exactly how a good bit of ncos act
"If I like you, you can call me Sarge. But guess what? I DON'T LIKE YOU!!"
Hahah awesome stuff. I really miss this.
I lost my shit at "Ruffy Tuffy"
Sergeant Dornan ASMR is the best ASMR. my ears are totally intact and not bleeding at all.
Legend has it Sergeant Dornan once caught Frank Horrigan out of his power armour. Frank then insisted that his Power Armour be fused to his body.
It would be interesting to see Sergeant Dornan and Sergeant Hartman at each others throats. :D
+Prince Noah "WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR!?"
"I'M ASKING THE FUCKING QUESTIONS HERE, SERGEANT, DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?"
"YOU MOOOROOOOON!!"
"GOMER PYLE!!"
+fountainhead ha
Naw, they'd be trying to one up each other against all of us maggots. *shudder*
The universe would explode
@@anormaltoaster3691 And it would be awesome!
I would pay my entire life savings to see this guy in a shouting match with R. Lee Ermey
Wouldn’t surprise me if this guy was a direct descendant of Ermey
Loving the fact that I had to see a webtoon ad before watching this as if sarge was talking to the ad
The pop filter for Dornan’s voice actor must have become sentient after such an inspiring ear blistering rant and dropped and given him twenty
The pop filter knew better
My name is Ruffy Tuffy. LMAO.
"И-ДИ-ОТ!" (C) Серж
Русская озвучка лучше, как ни крути!
Но я обожаю то, как он говорит "maggot"
@@LupusDei174 нихуя. Англ озвучка круче
@@arseh7260 найс через несколько месяцев отвечать
@@milesedgywrath1344 +++ но англ озвучка намного круче
@@arseh7260 русская озвучка намного пизже
sounds like a nice person really wanna meet him
2:43 I love how he actually sounds perplexed, like this is the first time someone tried to run away from his order
That helmet must be full of spit...
EDIT: Wow, I didn't expect to come back 3 years later and find that my comment has 1.4K likes, thanks guys! 🤣
TheSavageDeathclaw that helmet must smell terrible, I wonder how Arch is able to stand that
@@mastercobragaming8780 fun fact: Sergent Arch Dornan got a specially made helmet that catches his spit and puts it in a small spit holder inside the helmet where it can be emptied whenever the need arrives.
not actually true, but that makes sense.
Chappie It’s not like the T-51 that turns human waste into drinkable water...
Well now we now what those hoses on the back are for they suck the spit out
Brick Studios even though that’s for the radiation to allow the wearer to breath normal air?
SGT Dornan: *"THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU'VE PLAYED A FALLOUT GAME, SOLDIER! THERE WILL NOT BE A THIIIIIRRRRRRRRRD!!!"*
Bethseda: (speech: 100) lol watch me.
Interplay: [Bartering 0] What about Van Buren?
*Bethesda is shot 1337 times by real fallout fans*
*Bethesda dies*
*Bethesda failed to deliver because their games were all cash grabs*
@@finodiez9227 Fallout 76 could have easily just been a Fallout 4 DLC. but nah. gotta cash grab and force EA style micro transactions.
Keller weskier
Fallout 4 is an RPG,
Fallout 76 is a multiplayer,
Get the difference right.
@@finodiez9227 New Vegas was good, infact I'm pretty sure it was developed by the guys who made the original fallout games (though it still used the same engine as Bethesda and was published by them.)
This is probably the best voice acting I've ever heard
if dornan were to meet maxon at the pridwen maxon would end up cleaning the bathrooms with his toothbrush in less than 5 minutes
2moron4dornan
Lets see Colonel Autum top that. Dornan is 10 times the soldier and leader Autum will ever be
You're god damn right,Sarge!
The Enclave are a joke without Dornan, between the Microsoft company and the Expendables they were in the following: (Fallout 3 & New Vegas)
+Darth Marr
Colonel Autumn is an officer. He doesn't have to yell, he thinks things and you do them.
That being said, he wasn't portrayed very well in the game. =/ Dornan is infinitely better as far as characters go.
Dornan is about ten times louder than Autumn, that's for sure.
Not smart to compare 3 to these Fallouts, completely different.
In fallout new vegas, you find a man named Cannibal Johnson who used to be a private under Dornan. He is old, and says he can still hear his voice, and remarks about a time Dornan caught a soldier out of uniform and how inspiring it was. lmao
This is the most bipolar ridden drill Sargent that I've ever met. So... a drill Sargent.
2:42 Meanwhile at TvTropes:
Troper, what are you doing here!? *GET BACK TO YOUR POST!*