I literally subscribed and joined your channel due to your sarcasm and comedy. (Also the metal). It’s hilarious how many people don’t understand jokes 😂
But... aren't hippies and metal heads SUPPOSED to hate each other? Someone missed an episode of South Park. You're a genuine dude, that's what makes you fun to watch. These comments are exactly what I expected 😂
I was jorken my peenar like I usually do. But to my horror I realized I didn't have any arms. So i asked myself the scary question. Who was jorken my peenar.
I'd pay so much to have a monthly or yearly segment where you get in a video chat with these types of people and talk about things they find reasons to take issue with. Reading the text isn't enough (though I did adore this video, now I gotta check out last year's since I'm new), I need to see the confused faces. Start a kickstarter or something for it, and pay a portion to the idiots for coming on and chatting with you so there's incentive for them. You can even have things like a "furrowed brow" counter and place bets on the amounts of times they say "bro" or "literally" multiple times in the same sentence.
OK Holy F**K, LMFAO! Hard! Wyatt, as an AVID gardener, I applaud you asking for more tears to water your garden with from that total windbag. You are an absolute LEGEND!
if it makes you feel any better, I really enjoyed this and many more of your videos. I'm pretty new to your channel (and metal as a whole) Keep up the good work :]
How dare you make fun of that man who was assaulted by the beach ball at the concert and wrote an angry email about it. I was assaulted by a beach ball at a concert once and I needed a decade of therapy to get over it because I am the child brain 🧠 🙃
I get so much shit for being autistic but ironically the people around me seem to be more retarded than I am, I don't care about "wokeness" jokes are jokes that's all, you're one of the funniest people I can just put on and listen to and have a little laugh when I'm doing my shit, I'm not that much of a metalhead and I can find this actually pretty interesting (the channel in general) this was fun
You are my favourite UA-camr off all time! Thank you for introducing me too black metal and all of the good music in black metal. i really liked your video on the lords of chaos movie. Please keep making good black metal content because i really like it. thanks from new zealand
Well that as to be one of your best videos, certainly the funniest. Good to see none of mine there, mind they do get removed on occasions. Finally, who would have thought there were so many PANTERA whiny bitches out there 🎅🎅🎅🤣🤣🤣
That was brutal ( and that's just trying to understand what they are trying to say). I have my moments of bad typing/spelling but I don't think I've been that bad.
Brilliant upload, had me in stitches, can't believe how many inbred tool bag keyboard warriors live among us, now we can call u the saviour of the metal comments section aswell 🤘🤘
Let it be known Wyatt is the real deal and not weak poser trash. Met the guy an internal bleeding show way before this channel started. I even drunkingly got on stage and did vocals with him and his band at the same show. Good times.
Hey wyatt, I absolutely love your videos, but I have a question for you. Why do you always respond to these idiots? You're kind of giving most of these idiots what they want, and I just want to make you aware of that. other than that though I have nothing else to say. Your content still absolutely rules, and makes my day everytime. Happy new year savior of metal, and have a good 2025.
That unsubscribe thing that wasn't something to do with cool son was it because when you started covering news topics I started getting recommended mainstream news because the algo is embarrassingly screwed on my sub Channel and eventually I had to bail out of both your channel and unfortunately razorfist on my sub Channel because it couldn't differentiate between you guys and mainstream news now unfortunately one of the text-to-speech guys started covering mainstream news and within the hour I started getting ABC straight up. I really hope I don't have to bail again. I mean if it's one or two on the homepage that's no big deal but mainstream news took over my entire homepage and was dropping into my recommended notifications look it's not you it's anything that covers the news at all like even CBS Radio Mystery Theater old recording had the news program sometimes after them and that triggered it that small segment. In fact after that one I actually had to delete my history because if I set it on autoplay it would play mainstream news next most of the time. Like I said the algorithm on my sub channel is embarrassingly screwed. I will feel really awful if mentioning this makes your channels go pop in the same way. I'm sorry in advance. I mean you shouldn't have to delete your history because an old time radio show you were listening to happen to mention something that was in the news and the damn algorithm goes, oh yeah click click click click click click click if that was me I guess it would have helped a lot if I had simply mentioned that it had triggered just about playing news everywhere but on Startup Landing page. This had been going on for a solid week and I was trying to figure out the cause.
I literally subscribed and joined your channel due to your sarcasm and comedy. (Also the metal). It’s hilarious how many people don’t understand jokes 😂
Wyatt is a closet hippie Pantera fan
It's wild how anyone ever called you woke... but okay? 🤷♂😂
I’m not a really big political person but the terms “woke” and “anti woke” are really fucking stupid
i think i had a stroke reading the hippie thought dump rage comments at 14:21
Fuckin agreed
The image of Godzilla charging towards Canada is wild hahah
"The flatulence will continue until morality improves" 🤣
But... aren't hippies and metal heads SUPPOSED to hate each other? Someone missed an episode of South Park.
You're a genuine dude, that's what makes you fun to watch. These comments are exactly what I expected 😂
It was like that when I was in school. (Mid '80s)
How come you have the audacity to swear??? Sid Vicious would never!!! 😂😂
How low class of me!
@@wyattsmetallike school on Saturday.
I had to skip from 14:21 to 16:04 or my brain cells were going to do a Kurt Cobain.
By listening to metal, we are keeping the music alive! We are all saviours!
(With the exception of those named in this video)
After listening to this video for 10 minutes I checked to see if it was almost over...nope! 36 minutes haha
I was jorken my peenar like I usually do. But to my horror I realized I didn't have any arms. So i asked myself the scary question. Who was jorken my peenar.
black metal musicians
Wyatt always delivering the goods
"If you're gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough"
The "sir asshat" comment? I was fuckin laughing so hard. That "hippie " was in astronaut mode he was so high when typing
I'd pay so much to have a monthly or yearly segment where you get in a video chat with these types of people and talk about things they find reasons to take issue with. Reading the text isn't enough (though I did adore this video, now I gotta check out last year's since I'm new), I need to see the confused faces. Start a kickstarter or something for it, and pay a portion to the idiots for coming on and chatting with you so there's incentive for them. You can even have things like a "furrowed brow" counter and place bets on the amounts of times they say "bro" or "literally" multiple times in the same sentence.
The brows were very low this year, lolllllll Keep on doing what you're doing my man.... Yer awesome!
OK Holy F**K, LMFAO! Hard! Wyatt, as an AVID gardener, I applaud you asking for more tears to water your garden with from that total windbag. You are an absolute LEGEND!
When that one comment said "are you some kind of Jew hater?" I was immediately hit by an ad that started with "your opinion matters" 😂
This guy loves Jews he's a Zionist fuck
34:05 As a person who likes Pantera, we don't claim this dude
sidvicious332 is using that name for his tag in the same way that a valley girl wears an AC/DC shirt and says "I totally like love heavy metal."
Very funny made me and my sister laugh well done 😂😂🎉🎉
Hi Wyatt, new sub!
You're not a douche; I like you!
Man, I'm kinda upset one of my comments didn't make the video. I'm just gonna have to up my game in this new year.
Bro sold his hairline to the devil...
I enjoyed this video very much! Happy New Year broham!!
Grifter has lost its meaning now people just throw it around to anyone they dont like
if it makes you feel any better, I really enjoyed this and many more of your videos. I'm pretty new to your channel (and metal as a whole) Keep up the good work :]
How dare you make fun of that man who was assaulted by the beach ball at the concert and wrote an angry email about it. I was assaulted by a beach ball at a concert once and I needed a decade of therapy to get over it because I am the child brain 🧠 🙃
I felt like I had a stroke listening to some of these
I get so much shit for being autistic but ironically the people around me seem to be more retarded than I am, I don't care about "wokeness" jokes are jokes that's all, you're one of the funniest people I can just put on and listen to and have a little laugh when I'm doing my shit, I'm not that much of a metalhead and I can find this actually pretty interesting (the channel in general) this was fun
What can I say, we live in the Offended States of America these days
The metal scene has both the most nicest and reasonable people, And the most obnoxious idiots in the planet. This video is evidence of it.
Sticks and stones won't break their bones, but dang words really hurts
i think the sid vicious guy was either a child or a parent who watches metal videos with their children for.. some reason
Skip to 15:10 to hear Wyatt trying to learn Hippie. 🤣🤣🤣
Pretty rich of them to tell him to "oay closer attention to what you say."
You are my favourite UA-camr off all time! Thank you for introducing me too black metal and all of the good music in black metal. i really liked your video on the lords of chaos movie. Please keep making good black metal content because i really like it. thanks from new zealand
I only have one thing to say... Carp!
If I don't show up in the top 5 I will be so pissed.
dohhh SLAYER!!!!! thanks 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
babe wake up the savior of metal posted
Well that as to be one of your best videos, certainly the funniest. Good to see none of mine there, mind they do get removed on occasions. Finally, who would have thought there were so many PANTERA whiny bitches out there 🎅🎅🎅🤣🤣🤣
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Dude !!! YOUR WALL IS ON FIRE, you live in cali???
That was brutal ( and that's just trying to understand what they are trying to say). I have my moments of bad typing/spelling but I don't think I've been that bad.
Happy Holidaze my friend! Hope you have a great new year and hope to see you at a show sometime soon! 😎
🤣 I love your humor, stay awesome.
You need to do a heavy metal themed stand up comedy routine
Brilliant upload, had me in stitches, can't believe how many inbred tool bag keyboard warriors live among us, now we can call u the saviour of the metal comments section aswell 🤘🤘
Great vid! Happy New Year and see you at 70K.
Wow people really are asinine…
Happy Newyear!
Slayer is my favorite thrash metal band and they have been since I was 12. Is there some kind of problem with this?
35:27 Fuckin Slayer!
Let it be known Wyatt is the real deal and not weak poser trash. Met the guy an internal bleeding show way before this channel started. I even drunkingly got on stage and did vocals with him and his band at the same show. Good times.
Happy new year my guy!!! 🤘🤘🤘
Never realised how big your forehead was behind the cap
That's why I wear the hat, for the huge advertising space.
Sorry to inform you, It Happens to Everyone.
@@Scottocaster6668 That or you go grey
@@hyper_5pace902yep, that too. Or BOTH 🤬. Just as long as you don't rock a Skullet.
Some people are stupid
Man, I have a new goal for 2025 now...to NOT make this list! Lol
Happy New Year Wyatt!🎉🎉
Love you and the band Wyatt. You're the best channel on UA-cam
Happy new year everyone
Happy New Years! 😊
14:57 how does Wyatt have better grammar than this Brit
wyatt always entertains my day
These comments may or may not have gave me stage 4 cancer 🥴
That Metal Days comment aged like milk considering the outcome.
Comment.
after seeing some of these comments in this video I may have lost all hope in the human race lol anyways this was a pretty funny
Well I'm disappointed. Can I be on the list next year?
@@atropatene3596 try harder!
Hey wyatt, I absolutely love your videos, but I have a question for you. Why do you always respond to these idiots? You're kind of giving most of these idiots what they want, and I just want to make you aware of that. other than that though I have nothing else to say. Your content still absolutely rules, and makes my day everytime. Happy new year savior of metal, and have a good 2025.
Maybe it’s just me but written insults sound kinda desperate due to the lack of a clear tone
this is so true
When is the funniest / nicest comments of 2024
I intended to upload it today but I just didn't get it all finished in time, but it should be up tomorrow!
@ fuck yes haha love the page
He wouldn't have enough space, and it would make a 10hr. video!
You are the best mf of this year 4 sure! HNY
That unsubscribe thing that wasn't something to do with cool son was it because when you started covering news topics I started getting recommended mainstream news because the algo is embarrassingly screwed on my sub Channel and eventually I had to bail out of both your channel and unfortunately razorfist on my sub Channel because it couldn't differentiate between you guys and mainstream news now unfortunately one of the text-to-speech guys started covering mainstream news and within the hour I started getting ABC straight up. I really hope I don't have to bail again. I mean if it's one or two on the homepage that's no big deal but mainstream news took over my entire homepage and was dropping into my recommended notifications look it's not you it's anything that covers the news at all like even CBS Radio Mystery Theater old recording had the news program sometimes after them and that triggered it that small segment. In fact after that one I actually had to delete my history because if I set it on autoplay it would play mainstream news next most of the time. Like I said the algorithm on my sub channel is embarrassingly screwed. I will feel really awful if mentioning this makes your channels go pop in the same way. I'm sorry in advance. I mean you shouldn't have to delete your history because an old time radio show you were listening to happen to mention something that was in the news and the damn algorithm goes, oh yeah click click click click click click click if that was me I guess it would have helped a lot if I had simply mentioned that it had triggered just about playing news everywhere but on Startup Landing page. This had been going on for a solid week and I was trying to figure out the cause.
Mother of wallotexts... I couldn't after a few lines, I started getting a for real headache...
Yeah I ain’t reading all that
Testament is better than Megadeth and Metallica. Pantera they're ok, Rex is cool
Dammit I gotta do a dumb comment so I can be on the 2025 list bro 😂
"bro"? You're obviously not a Metalhead using Normie slang. Poser.
Damn Wyatt idk how old u are but u look 47
No, he doesn't. Grow up and get a life.
bro just shave your head
"bro"? Nice Normie slang, poser.
You think you’ll ever do another vlog like the cruise videos?
Actually going on the cruise again at the end of Jan so that's coming very soon
@@wyattsmetalWyatt if you don’t I’ll call rocket a slightly mah name like mid 🫵🤣😭