Breaking Bog - Wine, Puke and Rasta Jeremy with KingCobraJFS
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- Live streamed on Aug 29th 2023
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you know you're at rock bottom when you're optimistically asking the guy covered in his own fresh puke for a change of clothes.
AND being rejected.
And being told they've worn their pants for "a lot longer than that".
ha ha
Germy: "I've been wearing those things for like, Jesus Christ, three weeks now."
That dude looked like he'd slice someone's face off and wear it
To be honest it can't make him look any worse.
Jeremy begging for a change of clothes just to be ignored by Josh...His face getting redder than a cigarette's cherry was horrifying
He looks like a man that's on the edge of doing something terrible
He wasn't just ignored he was shot down. Cobes did not want to give Jeremy pants...he has boundaries dood.
The way he said he was live right now too, then after the freak stare saying they're talking about him. Could not make this stuff up if you wanted to, lmao
@@sunnyshine762 he didn't want jeremy to discover that all the pants he owns are permanently shit stained
Followed by josh: We'Re LiVe RiGhT NoW By ThE WaY DuDe!(insert insulting laughs)
"I'm fine thanks for asking"
I wonder of Jeremy thought that was a pissy response directed at him lol
best stream we had in a while, rip bog barfer
Bog barfer 😂
Lmaooooo bog barfer 😂
Fuckin gold Bog Barfer
He pooted off stream for him
The duster hits in the kitchen like we can't hear the can going off in his cavernous maw
He's gonna drink that wine the second he runs out of booze. No matter if it's ready or not.
Botulism coming in nicely toobz
not possible he put a circle of protection upon his stomach for botulism @@AdminAbuse
Real winemakers test their product, tr0le.
A fitting tribute to Bob Barker. I think he would have been touched.
Cobra touched asf
Inappropriately maybe
Lol!! He is effortlessly hilarious!
Bog Barker.
any excuse to drink!
This was a hysterical stream, definitely one for the books.
It had puking, multiple kitchen duster huffs, busting his likely broken toe on the vacuum cleaner, asking for $500 to do a drinking stream, putting his dirty boglim lips on his homemade swill and definitely contaminating it, getting teary eyed watching an ET tribute to Bob -Saget- Barker, and Homeboy "Rasta" Jeremy making a long overdue appearance in nothing but a towel.
A+ stream from our boglim buddy last night.
Truly worth the wait!
I love when cobes has derelict guests. Wonder where he keeps goldfingers body.
Jeremy just standing in the back in his boxers with his arms crossed 😂 jords life is literally a comedy tailored for us
Oscar the Grouch finally ditched the trash can and got an apartment? Good for him.
LMAO
Nah this is just the inside view of the trash can. Cobes is, and lives in a tardis
@@TSTD_Punisherhow dare thee, sir. disrepect the t.a.r.d.i.s like that. he lives in the t.u.r.d.i.s.
How this man is still alive is mind boglim
💀😭
The fact that he just sits in his own puke then proceeds to pour his bog-drink on the couch, all the while apologising to Bob Barker.
That was something else.
Good job adding harmful bacteria to that bottle by directly sipping from it.
Even adding oxygen means it’s turning into vinegar instead of wine
Using his hand to pour sugar into the bottle at the beginning took care of that lol
@@calumryan6328that makes me even more excited for him to drink it
Josh has that Komodo dragon bite
@@calumryan6328 So the question then is, would Cobes taste the difference between vinegar and home made wine?
I wonder who will kill cobes first, the bog juice or jaremy
Anyone wanna place bets?
I really wonder what the likelihood of him dying on stream is. It's a morbid but unfortunately logical question given bog boy's situation.
@@antipsychotic451He is going to. And it's going to happen soon.
@Hbs__ Yeah, we don't wish ill on him, if you do, you should get your head examined quick.
@Hbs__ yes, the fact that cobra's life is fucked to the point where dying on camera is becoming more and more likely by the day is incredibly unfortunate. wouldn't you say so?
Plot twist. Jeremy kills Josh WITH the bog juice.
Bob Barker's ghost doesn't like him obviously. He puked and stubbed his already stubbed toe while paying tribute.
Jeremy is genuinely terrifying. So much more than the one that spoke in class.
This Jeremy most definitely gives me spoke in class vibes. Cobes is fucking with fire with this degen
I literally sang that song after watching this! 🤣
I was waiting for him to hit Cobes with that surprise left 😂
Your references are out of control
@@walterlippmann6292 nah, I think the correct amount.. one might say an even flow?! 😁
Cobra's liver: "Maybe just a nice glass of some high quality h2o?" Cobra: *Chugs Monster* Cobra's liver: "God Damn it!"
Bilbog Beggins. #TWU 🐍
Youd think after couch Chris and warlord cobes wouldn't let these "home boys" stay over. This new guy ligit is going to skin cobra alive and do some buffalo Bill shit.
Cant wait for Jeremy tobstart streaming wearing all of cobe's gear, high as f off stimulants, and never ever mentioning anything about looking different, that would be shocking 🤣
@@Albatorwow going to start playing goodbye horses and asking the live chat "do you wanna f@$k me? I'd f@$k me."
Him and cobes go way back but that still doesn't mean he won't murder jorsh and play with his entrails
I love how whenever he does get out of the red he just leaves. cobes dosent even wanna make money, he just wants to stay completely even so he can buy booze with non existent money
Jeremy's gurning like only the serious meth heads can!
Gurning.. had to look that one up, thanks for the new word in my vocabulary lol
I always appreciate him not stunting on us
Eh, he doesn't have the motor function to do any type of stunting on anything XD
Cobes using gen z slang is so lame.
@@NickyBlue99 the funniest/most cringe might be when he “keeps it one hundred” with us toobs
LOL bro the commetns are beter than the show LOL
@@NickyBlue99 Then proceeds to mix ancient feckin' sayings in there, to make sure everybody knows he has no personality of his own like "Trust and believe" XD
HE DIDNT EVEN CHEW THE CHIPS, HE JUST MASHED THEM AROUND.
In the original video whenever he goes to the kitchen for "water" you clearly hear him huffing duster.
"My teeth are disgusting and I need to brush them more"
My boy you're beyond repairing that damage.
Holy shit- that Jeremy guy is absolutely horrifying
R.I.P Bob Sag- Barfer
He’s gonna need more than a circle of protection for this arc
I can't wait to hear bite size pronounce rasta jeremy
The Bob barfer comment was funny enough on its own, him struggling to read it while pretending it didn’t bother him made it gold
He invited a literal homeless guy over and the guy asked for pants and cobra legit said he had worn his pants for longer and sorry. such a gross bog
I've been sober from my alcohol all day
"I have many chips for different burgers" is a sentence that most people don't ever say
The hardest i laughed at a Livestream in forever...the reveal of the new warlord, puke, repeatedly saying Bob Saget, prison jug of wine....he really spoiled us this time
It's unbelievable how much this downward spiral accelerated into a dive bomb in just the last few streams alone
8:17 I'm dying watching Jeremy's face when he considers putting the sweatpants BACK ON again. Hey thanks for saving this
You never ask a bog how much for anything you just tell it
Best episode ever. I think baldy is gonna eat cobra.
'I need to brush them more.'
Brush what? This dudes in big trouble.
Cobes! Get that pasty inward OUT OF YOUR APARTMENT. HE'S GOING TO MURDER YOU.
Peak comedic timing. What good stream.
The Bob Barker Monster chug followed by puking and apologizing like he’s in the room alive and then calling him the wrong name Sagt 😂
The busted toe
Crackhead Jeremy sneaking up and Cobes look of fear
Jeremy just eye gr*ping him and his realization that he was live the whole Time
Plus Josh’s casual dismissal of wearing pants of longer than three weeks when allegedly trying to help out a friend
Seems to me like Rasta Jeremy is not really rasta these days.
He's just Normal Jeremy from now on.
"Ive worn my pants a lot longer than that"
Cobra has a true talent for finding the weirdest souls wandering the high deserts of Wyoming
Gotta love those bug eyes. 😳 that dude was looking at cobes really weird. Creepy weird.
That guy is going to turn cobes into a pair of pants…
13:20 LMAO at his wine tasting gestures. Dying.
:"I've been wearing these pants for.. Jesus Christ, 3 weeks?.." Cobra: "I've wore my pants for a lot longer than that dude, sorry" lmao
14:43 anybody else think the stubbed-toe fiasco was a ruse? If not the whole thing, the exaggerated waddle and especially the second time he stubbed it on the vackyoom.
Just a public service reminder to have ur boglems spayed or neutered.
I use to have those symptoms when I was a heavy duty alcoholic,nausea and vomiting and diarrhea
Bog time baby!!
Josh landlord loves him! I’m sure the 400 layers of barf and snot on his floor.
Oh my word, this has to be one of the best scenes ever put to tape. In like every damn genre! The puke, the weird situation, the Jeremy dude - everything is so insanely bizzare 😂🤌
Carpet Surfer Jeremy looking fresh out of the looney bin
His buddy looks batshit crazy 😜 🤣
I feel like he drank his "wine" before the monster resulting in the foamy puke. 😅
This Jeremy guy was legit scary, wouldn’t take much for this to be one of those “UA-camrs who died live on stream.” videos.
Was like homeless V-Sauce on meth
He definitely has some problems.
Likely Cobes, being afraid of people, couldnt say no the pushing druggie
Hes an old member of the cobraverse, as far as I know has been absent for like 3-4 years, besides getting arrested and people talking about it.
For once I'm serious that Clint needs to be notified!!!!!!
Teeth unbrushed, shirt unchanged just sitting in my puke vibin'
Failed: Monster Challenge
Failed: Bob Barker Tribute
Failed: Bob Saget Tribute
Failed: Monthly Let's-Not-Throw-up-on-Myself Challenge 🤢🤮
Failed: 72-hour Sobriety and/or Not Hitting-the-Duster Challenge
Failed: Teeth and/or Body Higiene
Failed: Clean Carpet Challenge
Succeeded: Baby and/or Wet Brain Walk 👶🏻
Succeeded: Mental Gymnastics 🤸🏻
Succeeded: Let's-Hang-With-a-Sicko and/or Potential Sex Offender Challenge 👀
Succeeded: Rockstar Villain and/or Goth, Sexy Bad Boy Living
#TMDWU 🐍
TWU
Help I’ve fallen and I’m old enough to be able to get up but I’m laughing too hard. Oh my God.
@@TheAngriestReptileAlive TMDWU and also partially MDNWU but still mostly MDWU TWU 🤘🐍
Succeeded: Broke dry spell.
Failed: Bank Account above $0.00
Pukes all over himself and just sits there and streams while his friend has a hard time and needs some company. Then the friend comes out half naked with a psycho stare. This actually happened.
Reminds me of DSP busting, because it feels good, not cleaning up then starting his stream hahaa!
Non cookie cutter
@@MillywiggZ Wait, dsp incident was pre stream?
@TheZodiacRipper it was during the "Stream Starting" bit but the face cam was on. Then he acted like nothing happened when he did start actually talking.
@@freaky66omg delray misfits fan!
Circle of protection on my stomach from botulism is both the funniest thing he's said and foreshadowing
He’s already shitting soup, I think a case of bogtulism would straight take him out honestly
Clint: SPEAK ENGLISH DOC WE AIN'T SCIENTISTS?!?!?
Doctor:..... BOTCH-YOU'LL-ISM is a bacterial infection, probably caused by his homemade "wine".
Clint:...... BUT HE DID THE CIRCLE OF PROTECTION?!?!
Doctor: I'm..... I'm so sorry son.....
@@nignamedmutt7270the chance he actually gets botulism is super super low.
There are guys who've died in prison from drinking homemade booze. They sit on the toilet and literally shit out their intestines.
@@hellboit.1698 turn those intestines into a wand
Sometimes it hits you that this creature was once the kid who had it the most together out of all his friends, at least during the couch chris era. Now he's just some weird species of pale eyeless crab you'd find in a wet cave.
True ✌️
“I’ve been sober from alcohol all day.” - KingCobraJFS
That's the best quote ever.
Spoken like a vicious alcoholic.
Don't know how I missed that
The two to wake up dont ever count
That was the last toe I had!!!!
Ha. He shouldn't be drinking any amount of alcohol. Ever. I didn't realize bro man rasta 'cobra had the aspberger deal. I assumed he was some drugged out hippie.. stuck in some acid trip & still doing drugs. Making Ozzy look like an amateur. It really put things in to perspective. It's funny. But he really needs to focus on better things.
"I haven't drank all day I don't know why I threw up".... That's called withdrawal bud
"IF" he were being honest.....
You really think he hadn't drank at all that day?
I don't.
That’s not how alcohol withdrawal works.
Nah, that's a destroyed stomach due to all his alcohol consumption.
@@jackstraw262yes the hell it is. I used to be such a bad alcoholic just falling asleep for 3 hours would send me into withdrawal. I'd wake up shitting and dry heaving
@@JesseVenturaHat bro cobes was legally drunk when he was trying to chug that monster.
Barf all in his beard, all over his shirt, all over his pants, all over the chair, all on the floor, all everywhere. Straight disgusting. That's an entirely new level of gross. No changing, no wiping your beard, no cleaning up at all. Just sit there with barf all over you and keep drinking. That's a new level of disgusting.
Just when you think you've seen Josh be the most disgusting and repulsive thing imaginable he manages to out-do himself. Truly an artist.
Par for the course
And then he re-stubs his already injured toe. That was just the queso/ranch/Frank's Hot Sauce/Bud Light Platinum on the shit sandwich.
It's not a new level at all. He was doing that years ago
@@dickdiamonds3410 he at least used to leisurely stroll to the bathroom with a mouth full of barf. Now he just plays in it like a goddamn degenerate
I can't believe Cobes sentenced Bob Barker to Hell by puking during his memorial chug. TMDNWU
He sent Bob into the regarded afterlife, not something I’d wish even on my worst enemies.
Spoilers!
Deathly afraid of women, but has no problem bringing strange men off the streets inside of his home to shower n walk around half nude
Boglim reminding us every time that Doritos/ Monster/ McDonalds/ Wendys/ Budweiser/Etc "is not a sponsor" always makes me smile
Here’s definitely their target demographic - the LCB. Lowest Common Boglim.
Would be cool if they did sponsor him and he had to wear a Nascar type shirt that had all the logos plastered on it.
I love it when he does that with the knock off dollar store brands the most.
i just ate wendy's loaded nacho cheeseburger solely because of cobes
i'm glad he says it because every single time i think he's sponsored when he is not.
Wearing your pants for over four weeks is childs play to Cobra
my boy just barf'd on his shirt 20 minutes before that... them pants are good for another solid month
Pasta Jeremy needing a place to lay low for a while, until the heat dies down a bit. Cobra knows some strange mother fuckers.
He's an addict that hangs out with other addicts.
I think it's because he meets all his friends at the smoking spot of his low income apartment building
@user-qf6ze9kx7x Bog Boy's been skimming through Becoming Supernatural
@RamoArt can confirm, had a buddy who lived in a shithole apartment and the longer he lived there, the more absolute boglims would start showing up
@@GrandpasRevenge43yuup knew a guy like that, was kinda alright to hang with when i'd sell him some weed, but over time his weird ass neighbors got to hanging out there before I'd show up, and he became much more like them, same weird callbacks, weird jokes, and declining hygiene somehow, I just told him I had nothing else and stopped answering him 🤣
(It’s not like that girl sitting on stuff animals begging for money). Cobes: sits in between two stuff snakes begging for money.
They’re equally pathetic
That psycho stare was truly unnerving 😂
He had to 1up the homeless man that he's worn his dirty clothes for longer.
Cheeto flavored Doritos? Does Frito-Lay have their own Boglim working there?
I mean, it's an upgrade from Cheetos. If that's possible, I'm holding out hope for Cool Ranch puffs.
@@jpaulw5 wait till people figure out that Fritos are just Doritos without flavor
No one else weirded out that a half naked dude just appears behind him out of nowhere?
eh, that's a regular occurrence at the cobra household since warlord.
Has he finally reached the point where he does butt stuff in exchange for booze?
He was waking up in cobes bed.
@@DaRealKing303 They're probably hot-bunking
@@thriftynick27I'd kill myself before getting in a bed the boglim has been in
the jeremy stare damn near had me in tears. what is rasta about him anyways? he looks like an SCP
I think he used to own a bob marley shirt and Jamaican hat
I was literally in tears laughing
I can't wait for more Jeremy content, looks like a diamond in the rough.
Looks like Piece of Granite in the Rough
Jermey looks like the type of buffalo bill type of dude that's gonna skin bogs and wear him around.
@@braddillon8795 "Would you consensually F me? I'd consensually F me. I'd consensually F me so hard..." **does tucked dance**
@@braddillon8795ooh the smell
@@braddillon8795 Except Cobe's skinsuit is gonna crumble to dust the first time sunlight touches it.
Walking around that place barefoot is actually insane
Holy shit, I thought you guys were just memeing about the jeremy staring but that shit was crazy, getting stabbed in the throat coming along nicely TWU
Cant wait to get there in the video 😬 *clink*
He's going to get his neck wringed out like a towel. He got them crazy ex boyfriend psycho eyes.
Literally, I had no idea just how fucking deranged that TEN SECOND LONG stare would be. Dude was fighting cobra demons
@@pukefiend the first little stare looked like an internal fight not to kill him then it went away when he got told it was live, then he spend the rest of the time staring at him thinking about what hes going to do
When that guy popped out of the "love nest", I lost it! In his crusty boxers, no less.
You think cobes will change the sheets afterwards?
@@TheZodiacRipper I don't even think he knows sheets can be changed
Dude actually said “I dare not”… so funny
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Cobes needs to just come out the closet.
"Lets homicidal maniac move in Saga" might be the last saga we get to see of ole Cobes
In 10 o clock nightly news, local Casper regard gets murdered over a pizza.
"He wants to play tummy snakes" is one of the funniest comments I've heard in a while
Even if he didn't puke, the fact he thinks downing a monster energy is a "beautiful tribute" to someone..Also Jeremy should've probably asked about spare pants the day before at the latest and not on the day, dude looked like he was seething.
Also never had a problem before except for that time he had to go to the hospital and Clint had to pay 800$. Never learns, still acts like a "cool" teenager.
I think he was pissed because he didn't realize josh was live till then, and realized he was walking around in his underwear for the whole internet to see.
@@TheZodiacRippercry about it
I don’t think he was mad I think he was methed out and eyes are just peeled
@@Britcherbrianjr Dude just lost his pants.
That was absolutely golden😂
Pucked all over himself like a real toddler 🤮
And man oh man, that half naked serial killer looking guy was just the cherry on top👌
Admitting he wears his pants a lot longer than 3 weeks like it’s an accomplishment
man clint must be so impressed with his son
He’s apparently a lot smarter than people give him credit for.
Yeah, impressed by the fact he is still alive.
Keep on rocking on bud and being your stinky ass self
-clunt
It took me so long to realise he puts the cobras there to hide the hole in the depressed couch
He don't need to brush them more... at this point.... he needs them surgically REMOVED before the rot eats his entire face off....
Our boy has ascended to the next level of bogdom.
He now has the ability to look and sound drunk without drinking for a couple of days.
Praise Cobra's magik.
He is definitely huffing duster thst day.
Addicts lie.
That duster making him even slower than he normally is.
He is a medical and scientific anomaly to be sure... after a while.... wouldn't any human have a moment of clarity and say.... yoooo.... this ain't good, I need to change for the better???? XD
Not our precious little boggy-boi!!! XD
hes on meth
Jeremy: "I've been wearing these pants for.. Jesus.. 3 weeks now!"
Josh: "sorry bud but I've worn mine WAY LONGER than that"
Lmfao 😂disgusting
18:20
Cobes is having a "How long have you worn your pants"-off with his guest.
This is so fucking good.
It's hilarious how he thinks he can fix his teeth by just brushing them more.
Not even the toothpaste 10 out of 10 dentist recommend is gonna fix those chompers
That computer duster & sensational alcohol abuse is doing a number on his speech. He is finding it harder & harder to find words
He has to load like a video every other sentence
He's not going to be alive much longer
@@OzaruPrideit takes awhile to actually kick the bucket unless you OD.
Man that Breaking Bog intro is 🔥🔥🔥
Thanks!
@@RealBoglimChronicles Tales from the Bog/Crypt intro for Halloween would be so epic!
@@djhenyo I like it
Hope its a staple now, its fun af
@@djhenyolove that idea, what a throwback
lmao what the actual f.... Spews and doesn't clean, and then some random dude half naked just come into frame.
What the actual hell, how does someone casually vomit on themselves and just keep wearing the same outfit?!
Also I'm happy josh has met someone, it's really sweet to see the boglim with a boy toy 😊😊
Omg how many times has he done it so far? And everytime I'm surprised by it. 😭
@@DecoraGarfoid Everytime is just as, if not more jarring than the last
He probably throws up all over the toilet seat/floor too and doesn’t even think to clean it up.
Bro homeboy "Rastaman Jeremy Rogers" is looking ROUGH. His eyes, pure wigging out there at the end, some nightmare fuel toobz
My dude has evolved from the bog shuffle, to the duster limp lol
Man I took a 50mg gummy before bed and it kicked in when this stream started and I almost couldn’t believe all the shit I was witnessing, all to be topped off with Rasta Jeremy looking insane with a half-chub. I couldn’t even sleep afterwards cause I was like wtf did I just watch 😂😂😂😂😂
He threw up on purpose, its how he digests his food now like a fly