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  • @fifthrider
    @fifthrider 2 місяці тому +1698

    Roger's trying to make this sub-par vacation sound bad, but I have a sub-par life so frankly this all sounded pretty good.

    • @codymaxwell8452
      @codymaxwell8452 2 місяці тому +121

      I'm thinking the same thing. Even the bad vacation is better than my normal day. Sign me up

    • @vickyschieman2694
      @vickyschieman2694 2 місяці тому +96

      Suburban Ohioan here. One of my cousins got married on the beach of an all-inclusive resort in Playa del Carmen, Mexico. I'm a teetotaler so the watered down drinks didn't bother me. The resort had a number of themed restaurants...which cost extra...but the only one I tried was the Brazilian steakhouse where the wedding dinner was held. Otherwise, I was happy with the sub-par buffet simply because there were so many choices and I could eat there almost literally at any hour. The beach was small but nice and the multiple pools guaranteed I could usually find one that wasn't too crowded. My room was really nice and very spacious. TBH...we went on one excursion (to the ruins of Tulum) and after having to pass through a checkpoint of heavily armed guards and fight through throngs of other tourists and pay for a single square of toilet paper in the small, dirty restroom, I was thrilled to come back to the resort. Roger does have a point though when he talks about the locals not being able to enjoy the beach; however, I got the impression that the locals working at the resort (many as concierges or front desk help) weren't completely unhappy with their job.

    • @fifthrider
      @fifthrider 2 місяці тому +34

      @@vickyschieman2694 Someone who can be happy with the simpler things in life? You are rare and possibly mythical. Well done Vicky.

    • @krisstopher8259
      @krisstopher8259 2 місяці тому +13

      that's why it still works

    • @vickyschieman2694
      @vickyschieman2694 2 місяці тому +5

      @@fifthrider Aw, thank you!

  • @EverettBurger
    @EverettBurger 2 місяці тому +2474

    It's like a cruise ship that doesn't go anywhere

    • @Jaren15949
      @Jaren15949 2 місяці тому +40

      I wanna go so bad...I want to see how the other half lives (the other half of the street)

    • @dionjones6300
      @dionjones6300 2 місяці тому +19

      That's funny I said the same thing in my head as I clicked

    • @GLEBBUGATTI1only
      @GLEBBUGATTI1only 2 місяці тому +27

      The food is amazing on a cruise shit tho
      Unlike shit hole resorts

    • @plouifasol
      @plouifasol 2 місяці тому +4

      Basically.

    • @Cutpear
      @Cutpear 2 місяці тому +24

      Pretty much, but with no seasickness and larger bathrooms

  • @kamilahdouglas1609
    @kamilahdouglas1609 2 місяці тому +331

    "I thought there would be a different restaurant for every type of cuisine."
    Roger: "Go to the other end of the buffet table." 🤣

  • @TheSimba86
    @TheSimba86 2 місяці тому +986

    "wow! all the food I have at home, and SHRIMP!"

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 місяці тому +18

      Unless someone psychologically can't eat anything but hot dogs and breaded chicken nuggets, why would they go to resorts to eat the same dishes they have in stereotypical midwestern suburbs?

    • @lennierofthethirdfaneofchu7286
      @lennierofthethirdfaneofchu7286 2 місяці тому +20

      And then she grabs a chicken nugget.😅

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 місяці тому

      @@TheXstasy That sounds like the same kind of thing that drove the timeshare market and bridal magazines before the former got exposed as a scam and the latter as a ploy to get people to spend more money than their net worth on wedding "traditions" respectively.

    • @captainKbobkeeshan
      @captainKbobkeeshan 2 місяці тому +6

      @@dominicfucinari1942 Went on a cruise in China. One fellow cruiser said during breakfast she was losing so much weight because she wasn't eating the food. I loved Chinese food so I was quiet and just kept eating.

    • @johnmaloney5276
      @johnmaloney5276 2 місяці тому +1

      This spoke to me on a very personal level…

  • @GradGoose
    @GradGoose 2 місяці тому +290

    "Go to the other end of the buffet table" 😂
    Roger has a point.

  • @ubiquitousdiabolus
    @ubiquitousdiabolus 2 місяці тому +475

    This is what happened in Bora Bora. All the high end resorts have moved to small private islands offshore. That way, the guests don't have to mix with non-guests or the locals unless being served by one. But as someone who stayed on the actual island, being free of these types of tourists suits me just fine!

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 2 місяці тому +19

      If I went to Bora Bora, you better believe I want to stay on one of those water huts. But I'd also like to try out other spots too.

    • @mikec6607
      @mikec6607 2 місяці тому +7

      I love how he says I wouldn’t go there it’s not safe.

    • @aspiring...
      @aspiring... Місяць тому +1

      I love meeting local people.
      A resort sounds like a nightmare.

    • @Drewcardello
      @Drewcardello Місяць тому

      Agree. I stayed in Marlin Brando's bungalow a while ago, it is now owned by a local.

    • @juliie007
      @juliie007 17 днів тому +1

      It’s also happened in my country Kenya and neighboring Kenya Tanzania especially Zanzibar island. Residents protested to keep several beaches open to the public and same thing occurs with the safari tours too most of them are run by private companies from the UK and lots of the profits goes to the UK and the locals get chump change.

  • @EverettBurger
    @EverettBurger 2 місяці тому +1157

    It's like a retirement community for 38 year olds.

    • @TheKrispyfort
      @TheKrispyfort 2 місяці тому +30

      Sign me up

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 місяці тому +3

      But One Nine Eight Six was long before I was born. The marketing firms behind these vacations likely don't have me in mind.

    • @elveganocordobes6708
      @elveganocordobes6708 2 місяці тому +15

      I was 36YO and I felt like 60, beaches were lame, practically no waves at all, disgusting seaweed everywere, anoying time share salesman, and mediocre buffet

    • @fluffytail6355
      @fluffytail6355 2 місяці тому +4

      I wish I could have retired at 38!!

    • @Mart77
      @Mart77 2 місяці тому +9

      Sounds perfect. I'm in! I dont see anything wrong with living in a hotel next to a beach with open bar and free food 3 times a day. I'm tired of working and dealing with people i dont like.

  • @music-jj2pl
    @music-jj2pl 2 місяці тому +454

    I did an all-inclusive for the first time in February. this is spot on. The hotel was an hour away from the city in forest. Even if you wanted to leave you couldn't. the food was mediocre at best: 4 restaurants themes all coming out of the same kitchen probably tasted all the same. The breakfast was actually pretty good. The beach closes at 6 with the sun still up and so did the pools. the disco was the dj pumping edm on blast and an empty room at 1am. And people trying to upsell you everywhere. We left after 2 nights and 3 days.

    • @Hardin9
      @Hardin9 2 місяці тому +55

      Why on Earth do they close the beach at 18:00, why is it closed AT ALL, let alone at that early of an hour?!

    • @music-jj2pl
      @music-jj2pl 2 місяці тому +63

      @@Hardin9 they said sting rays hunt the shallows at that time. I guess they got in the pools to 😅

    • @Zero_thehero
      @Zero_thehero 2 місяці тому +11

      What resort?

    • @music-jj2pl
      @music-jj2pl 2 місяці тому +13

      @@Zero_thehero demarcaru. They are a chain in various countries

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 місяці тому +5

      Why haven't DJs played anything *but* EDM since circa Two Zero One Five?

  • @paineoftheworld
    @paineoftheworld 2 місяці тому +216

    I was waiting for the bad shrimp hurl!

  • @ald.3500
    @ald.3500 2 місяці тому +83

    As a resident of Tampa, I took the last part personally.

    • @effff327
      @effff327 2 місяці тому +1

      They did us dirty for sure

    • @clarity2118
      @clarity2118 Місяць тому

      I love going to Tampa :) it’s my favorite place to go to the beach on vacation

  • @omarconteh9714
    @omarconteh9714 2 місяці тому +52

    "Wow, all the food I have at home and shrimp!" Lol

  • @Mikewee777
    @Mikewee777 2 місяці тому +201

    As somebody who would never want to leave his room, this sounds like a fun tourism attraction . I will bring my SANDALS.

    • @Mart77
      @Mart77 2 місяці тому +6

      Perfect for people who have to live with ADHD

    • @gemmeldrakes2758
      @gemmeldrakes2758 2 місяці тому +19

      That is literally why All-inclusives were invented. For tourists who mostly wanted to lie in the sun, eat food and drink. Not everyone is an adventurous world traveller, who wants to hitchhike across Europe or backpack in the Andes. Some people just want a change of scene and some sunshine at a comparatively affordable price.

    • @erinrenman1479
      @erinrenman1479 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@gemmeldrakes2758There are way more options than the two extremes you mentioned though. You don't have to choose between backpacking and a resort, every flavour in between also exists.
      And all inclusives, comparatively affordable? Not in this reality. You can legitimately travel better and on a smaller budget by NOT going to a resort

    • @gemmeldrakes2758
      @gemmeldrakes2758 2 місяці тому +3

      @@erinrenman1479 I am well aware of that, but I didn't want to write a really long post, so I restricted myself to two contrasting examples.

    • @erinrenman1479
      @erinrenman1479 2 місяці тому +2

      @@gemmeldrakes2758 Even if someone just wants to sit around on a beach and never be challenged in any way and only ever eat the same bland Midwestern food they're used to, you can do that for considerably cheaper by NOT going to a resort.

  • @maestrulgamer9695
    @maestrulgamer9695 2 місяці тому +101

    0:20-A suburb with a beach?
    I'm sold!

    • @guanxinated
      @guanxinated 2 місяці тому +2

      Doesn't sound that bad, does it?
      I like my daily routine, but I wouldn't mind a change in scenery every once in a while.

    • @mcbailey7446
      @mcbailey7446 2 місяці тому

      @@guanxinatedTampa Fl has three man made lagoon beaches that are part of suburbs of single family homes. Google it and check it out. I’ve been a few times they are pretty cool.

    • @ThatGuy-wz3or
      @ThatGuy-wz3or 2 місяці тому

      Playa del carmen, Mexico

    • @billbauer9795
      @billbauer9795 2 місяці тому +6

      Most of the things they present as bad in this clip are wonderful.

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK Місяць тому +1

      ​@@guanxinatedA change in scenery and weather, with armed security, no learning local languages, and not having to take out your wallets and purses to be mugged and swindled?
      Yeah, it might not be 'authentic', but it's nice to just stay in a resort, and do a few package trips to a nice waterfall and see the local shanty town from a moving vehicle. 🤷🏻

  • @anonimanonim2710
    @anonimanonim2710 2 місяці тому +209

    I'm a weird European and I approve this message! 🤣🤣🤣
    Flavor bonus: I'm a weird Eastern European!

    • @Welgeldiguniekalias
      @Welgeldiguniekalias 2 місяці тому +9

      Hey me too. Wanna go to the nightclub with me? I hear the DJ plays dance music except they call it "EDM".

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 місяці тому +3

      @@Welgeldiguniekalias In the mid '010s Decade, they usually had the Chainsmokers, Skrillex, and Avicii in mind. Who's leading the genre market nowadays?

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 2 місяці тому +8

      You could have just said "European." We would have assumed the rest.

    • @anonimanonim2710
      @anonimanonim2710 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Welgeldiguniekalias I'm always up for a night of dancing and hitting on strangers!😂

    • @Welgeldiguniekalias
      @Welgeldiguniekalias 2 місяці тому

      @@dominicfucinari1942 I have no idea to be honest. It's been years since I last went to any nightclub type of establishment. Looking at the charts, I can still see the Chainsmokers in there plus a bunch of names that I assume are one hit wonders who will be starting a new project under a different name next week.

  • @princeofalbany
    @princeofalbany 2 місяці тому +46

    I've never been to a resort before and this video is making me not regret that.

    • @princessmarlena1359
      @princessmarlena1359 2 місяці тому +1

      Same

    • @Iffy50
      @Iffy50 2 місяці тому +6

      It's a satire. Resorts are pretty great if you get a good one. The part about taking over the beaches is pretty true though.

    • @Cappadonna72
      @Cappadonna72 2 місяці тому

      Dont let this discourage you. Just do some research

    • @Alasterius41
      @Alasterius41 Місяць тому +1

      ⁠@@Iffy50honestly… it depends. 25 to 30 years ago, when you go to Bali, the public beaches are full of trash. The locals cared very little about keeping their own beaches and seas and lakes clean. So to enjoy the beach you really had to go a a private resort’s beach (unless you don’t mind lying on the sand amongst trash that smells). Things have changed from since then though.. the public beaches in Bali now are much cleaner.

  • @davecrashes4905
    @davecrashes4905 2 місяці тому +47

    We just returned from Couples in Negril, Jamaica. I can assure you the drinks weren't watered down at all, and the food was wonderful, with several restaurants all cooking on site. I won't argue with the other points Roger made here.

    • @erycalexander7315
      @erycalexander7315 2 місяці тому +4

      Jamaica is pretty fair 😅

    • @memovilmx6239
      @memovilmx6239 2 місяці тому +3

      Well that's like you found a 4 leave clover. I lived there. And stayed in several of the resorts in the north coast from Negril to Portland and 9 out of 10 were just like the video. Specially Sandals and fudging RIU

    • @fluffytail6355
      @fluffytail6355 2 місяці тому

      @@memovilmx6239but Muricans don’t care because they just go there to get drunk and act like they’re on spring break

    • @Daedcicar
      @Daedcicar 2 місяці тому +6

      @@memovilmx6239I stayed at palladium (I hope that’s how it’s spelled) and the drinks weren’t watered. However my honeymoon in Cancun was as described in this video.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 2 місяці тому +199

    If Mr. Roarke had listened to Roger, Fantasy Island would still be profitable.

    • @MyVanir
      @MyVanir 2 місяці тому +6

      Could Roger's advice have fixed Fyre Festival?

    • @paladro
      @paladro 2 місяці тому +4

      quite insightful )) da refills da refills

    • @danielnugent6545
      @danielnugent6545 2 місяці тому +9

      Fantasy Island was never about the money. It was about harvesting the souls of every character actor possible. Also Barbi Benton.

  • @AndresLeonRangel
    @AndresLeonRangel 2 місяці тому +98

    I did all inclusive with my wife in San Andrés Colombia and honestly it was super enjoyable, the resort is in the city centre and at night you can just walk anywhere. In the resort you can book 5 types of different cuisine restaurants, use their kayaks, private beach, private sail boat. I stuffed myself with food and watered down cocktails. The exchange rate is beneficial and it was totally worth inclusive it

    • @HOTTIEwitAshottie
      @HOTTIEwitAshottie 2 місяці тому

      Sounds nice. Where did you guys go?

    • @SL-lz9jr
      @SL-lz9jr 2 місяці тому +11

      That’s a rare experience. Usually these types of hotels are on isolated beaches far from anything remotely interesting. You got the best of both worlds!

    • @AndresLeonRangel
      @AndresLeonRangel 2 місяці тому +6

      @SL-lz9jr yes. In fairness the resort is in a small island and is the biggest company in the island. At least they hire locals

    • @bodyloverz30
      @bodyloverz30 2 місяці тому

      @@SL-lz9jr Well in Cancun on "Hotel Row," otherwise you are far, far, away.

    • @naya4607
      @naya4607 2 місяці тому +1

      Name?

  • @Lostboy811
    @Lostboy811 2 місяці тому +82

    As one of those locals I can tell you it's not safe in our area.
    As a side note let me answer some questions that I actually gotten asked.
    Do you have electricity (this was on a chat room you know on the internet 😂) ?
    My answer: Only when we can catch stray tourist to chain to a treadmill.
    What do you eat?
    Me: Stray tourist it's not like we eat McDonald's or other normal foods
    Can you swim?
    Me: It's an island pretty much all locals swim.
    Why isn't there so many locals at the beaches?
    Well it's an island pretty much beaches everywhere and after awhile most people just get sick of beaches. Just think about any local tourist attractions in your area after awhile locals stop going because they been there done that.

    • @justacitygirl
      @justacitygirl 2 місяці тому

      McDonald's isn't normal food. It's poison

    • @TLK22
      @TLK22 2 місяці тому +5

      Can confirm. I moved to an island in Thailand and barely go to the beach once a month.

    • @Justcetriyaart
      @Justcetriyaart 2 місяці тому

      Plus the resort is a private beach.

    • @gemmeldrakes2758
      @gemmeldrakes2758 2 місяці тому +5

      Also I have this thing called job. This prevents me from going to lie on the beach everyday.
      The eating 'stray tourists' bit was hilarious. I lol'd. If the tourist board knew you were doing, they would've had fits.

  • @bonwatcher
    @bonwatcher 2 місяці тому +27

    Ahh Hortdals, it's the Fyre Festival of tropical vacations. 🥰 The watered down drinks pretty much described every Hawaiian luau drink I've ever had. 🤣

  • @josephcrowley7635
    @josephcrowley7635 2 місяці тому +177

    The last time I went with Hortdals, I left with the shits.

    • @Xamry
      @Xamry 2 місяці тому +10

      Omg I have a friend who travels twice a year and EVERY TIME he’s back he ends up getting sick and misses work 😅
      I always tell him bruh all you do is go out on your backyard and you get all fucked up 🙄

    • @BobPagani
      @BobPagani 2 місяці тому +3

      You upside is that you paid for them upfront.

  • @rachelle2227
    @rachelle2227 2 місяці тому +48

    I’ve seen a video before talking about this in a more neutral light. All inclusive resorts are ‘vacation’, visiting other places and experiencing the culture is ‘traveling’. Sometimes you just want a break from the hustle and bustle of real life, you don’t want to do a lot of planning, you just want to relax and so you want a ‘vacation’. Sometimes you want to experience another culture, and you want to ‘travel’.
    As a mamma of two littles, considering a third in the future (second is just a newborn) a resort sounds pretty good. Some resorts have childcare too, which I’d consider utilizing. Especially if our littlest would still have naps, an all inclusive resort could be a good option,

    • @captainKbobkeeshan
      @captainKbobkeeshan 2 місяці тому +6

      good points. That distinction does make sense. Vacation vs Traveling.

    • @gopackgo4036
      @gopackgo4036 2 місяці тому +6

      Tell me you live in a suburb without telling me.

    • @rachelle2227
      @rachelle2227 2 місяці тому +3

      @@gopackgo4036 I do but wouldn’t I be busy regardless of where I live with two very young kids? I don’t get your point. Right now I am barely driving anyway as I want to wait until my newborn is 3 weeks old to take him inside in public. And I’m tired. Still could conceive of a break at an all inclusive resort. It’s difficult driving around to activities with little kids that aren’t strictly for little kids, as most traveling activities aren’t geared toward little kids, and going out to many different places is tiring with little kids, and also logistically difficult with their naps.
      My 2 year old still naps for 2 hours in the middle of the day, which means I have to get home by 11:15, and often can’t get out of the door in the afternoon until 3:00. If I was at a resort or she could nap in a pool cabana or something, we could actually make a full day out of ‘vacation’.

    • @gopackgo4036
      @gopackgo4036 2 місяці тому +2

      @@rachelle2227 My point was I can just tell by your comments you basically live to sit around in a house or resort all day and drive everywhere. As someone who has done it before, I’m warning you, it’s terrible for your mental health especially once your kids leave.

    • @DDRWakaLaka
      @DDRWakaLaka 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@gopackgo4036you're a miserable person

  • @CZsWorld
    @CZsWorld 2 місяці тому +64

    Whenever I've been to an all inclusive resorts, there are enough restaurants to go to a new one every night.

    • @MrBeatboxmasta
      @MrBeatboxmasta 2 місяці тому +8

      Unless you go to the very high end resorts, the food is still cooked with the same ingredients which means it all tastes the same.
      If you went to a low to mid-end resort that had great food, you either have a very low standard for food or that resort did not offer anything else (like a great beach, many activities, etc.)

    • @terejosh13
      @terejosh13 2 місяці тому +7

      ​@MrBeatboxmasta sounds like someone who has never been to an all-inclusive 😂

    • @MuneerBaloch
      @MuneerBaloch 2 місяці тому +2

      @@MrBeatboxmastadepends - I have been to an all inclusive stay at Fairmont - the restaurants are all independent and have different cuisines. The best one I have ever been . The second all inclusive was at Rixos - his video sums up it all.

    • @MrBeatboxmasta
      @MrBeatboxmasta 2 місяці тому +1

      @@MuneerBaloch At 1K/night before even including the all-inclusive upcharge, it falls into the very high end box I mentioned. It's not once in a lifetime rates but it's pushing the limit of where the middle class could afford to go every year.

  • @Xamry
    @Xamry 2 місяці тому +111

    I’ve always thought resorts are dumb
    Paying all that money to be present in the appearance of it but then you gotta drive away from the area to enjoy a more authentic experience
    And legit support the place you’re visiting 3:53

    • @kellycochran6487
      @kellycochran6487 2 місяці тому +8

      No reason you can't do both. I like to do that.

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 місяці тому +2

      Come to think of it, it would be eerie if nobody around me in such far-away places, let alone tropical places, had any darker hair than mine. I have the palest shade of brown hair possible while still being considered "dark", and if nobody there even had so much as black hair, it would be a horrible visual mismatch at best.

    • @smorrow
      @smorrow 2 місяці тому +1

      @waltersobchak1719 All people. The difference from one person to the next isn't whether or not they care about "experience a new culture!" (which you can't do in two weeks anyway) or holiday crap you wouldn't look twice at in your own country (museum, zoo, ...), it's whether they can admit it.

    • @franky5949
      @franky5949 Місяць тому

      ⁠​⁠@waltersobchak1719you can do this at home

    • @AndrooUK
      @AndrooUK Місяць тому +1

      ​@waltersobchak1719It's a big effort, and usually only worth doing somewhere western, otherwise it'd be way too dangerous for average tourists to visit anywhere with kidnapping risk, and mugging beyond people trying to slap on some stupid bracelet and make you pay £10 for it.

  • @havocsquad1
    @havocsquad1 2 місяці тому +10

    Sounds like the best package of all Horton products and services of his honest ads, sign me up.

  • @robertboydston5834
    @robertboydston5834 2 місяці тому +56

    I almost spit my beer out when he said,
    "It's not even bottom shelf"

  • @jusblazeem42
    @jusblazeem42 2 місяці тому +61

    Just stayed at Margaritaville Cancun. I swear this video was that. You're basically paying for a week of house keeping and a cook. You don't gotta clean your room depending on the resort these days and cook your own food. I've been to all inclusives that weren't like this tho

    • @fluffytail6355
      @fluffytail6355 2 місяці тому +11

      That’s what a vacation is to me - not making my bed, having someone to cook and clean for me ❤. Sign me up!!

    • @jusblazeem42
      @jusblazeem42 2 місяці тому +7

      @@fluffytail6355 right. You feel it especially when you get home. "What do you mean I gotta clean my own room and cook my own food. And there's not alcohol everywhere!?!? "

  • @blackmagician7645
    @blackmagician7645 2 місяці тому +11

    3:25 Roger turning someone's asked request into their own personal challenge.😂

  • @theimperialist2686
    @theimperialist2686 2 місяці тому +51

    Sounds exactly like the hotel my older brother booked for our family vacation.

  • @OfNoImport
    @OfNoImport 2 місяці тому +50

    Wow this would absolutely turn me off to a resort vacation.
    ...
    IF I COULD AFFORD IT.

    • @ryanm4013
      @ryanm4013 2 місяці тому

      Sounds like a personal problem

    • @mostHumblePersonAlive
      @mostHumblePersonAlive 2 місяці тому +1

      My sister came back from a themed all inclusive and everyone got sick. It sucks you are broke, but at least you didn't get sick on a vacation you paid a lot of money for.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 23 дні тому

      @@mostHumblePersonAlive did they get the recommended shots?

  • @MononokeLynn
    @MononokeLynn 2 місяці тому +4

    I stayed at my first all-inclusive last summer in Cancun. It was so nice to just relax in the pool, and since I’m a lightweight, I knew I could keep drinking and not be seriously affected by the alcohol. I also took opportunities to try foods I hadn’t had before. My job keeps me on my feet and running all day. And sometimes you just want to do NOTHING.

  • @UnrealZii
    @UnrealZii Місяць тому +4

    "It might as well be Tampa!" LMFAO

  • @chillzone-l2d
    @chillzone-l2d 2 місяці тому +11

    Not my personally experience with all inclusive but I could see how people can agree with this.

  • @xbunnies769
    @xbunnies769 2 місяці тому +13

    As someone who lives on an island that is a popular tourist destination with several resorts, this is 100% correct.

  • @Mr--_--M
    @Mr--_--M 2 місяці тому +76

    I just saw the advertisement for a 3 year long cruise. 100k and you'll get 3 YEARS of "paradise" on the water.

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 2 місяці тому +22

      And E. Coli...

    • @ubiquitousdiabolus
      @ubiquitousdiabolus 2 місяці тому +27

      and if you are bored to tears after a month, you probably get no refund.

    • @GHC3
      @GHC3 2 місяці тому +15

      I looked into applying for it, but they are now facing lawsuits and the voyage might not work out afterall

    • @luca.6586
      @luca.6586 2 місяці тому +9

      100k actually looks a little too cheap for 3 years of Cruising. Indeed it's about 91$/day and that may be enough for a good vacation but for sure not a "paradise", especially on a ship that has extra costs

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs 2 місяці тому +7

      @@y_fam_goeglyd Or Norovirus. In which case the cruise ship company should throw in a free colonoscopy with their prepaid package. You've already completely evacuated your bowels, anyway.

  • @bolshoibobik
    @bolshoibobik 2 місяці тому +27

    Roger likes concentrating on the stereotypes and he's pretty good at it. Though it seems (as unlikely as it may be) as if he never went to an upscale resort.

  • @plouifasol
    @plouifasol 2 місяці тому +21

    I've studied tourism and yeah... that's pretty much it. People go there in order to feel safe in another country but, in my opinion, there are cheaper and safer ways to travel. If you have company with you, don't be lazy: do a good research and plan your trip. Staying in a resort it's just like going to the nearest beach and drinking at its drink stand.

  • @asiamonet8830
    @asiamonet8830 2 місяці тому +5

    The other end of the buffet table 😂

  • @montanausa329
    @montanausa329 2 місяці тому +12

    I stayed at a Sandals resort and I drank mostly black label Johnny walker scotch from the bottl. The beer was red label which is a good beer. The food was good and very many options. I would go again I sure some are bad but not all of them.

  • @tsionwilliamson1385
    @tsionwilliamson1385 2 місяці тому +90

    I mean to be fair in a handful of cases they aren't lying when they tell you the area off the resort is dangerous for tourists it's just that in the majority of cases they're lying for their financial benefit

    • @zurielsss
      @zurielsss 2 місяці тому +4

      Dangerous in central America maybe, but South East Asia is pretty safe

    • @fluffytail6355
      @fluffytail6355 2 місяці тому +10

      Not safe in Jamaica, Mexico, Cuba, Bahamas, St Kitts…yeah, they’re all lying 😂😂😂

    • @Alasterius41
      @Alasterius41 Місяць тому +1

      ⁠@@zurielsssI remember going to little touristy little islands when going on vacation in Bali and Malaysia (like those islands where you can go to see turtles put in small pools or those ‘floating villages’) when I was little. Sellers would gather around the boat when you disembark and crowd around you trying to sell you their wares, the sellers with booths/stalls will literally shout at you then reach out to grab you or pull on your sleeves to prevent you from walking past without stopping at their stalls first. And all they’d be selling are tacky touristy trinkets at exorbitant prices.

    • @zurielsss
      @zurielsss Місяць тому

      @@Alasterius41 never had that experience when I visited Thailand, but I have experienced it in India. Not yet visited Malaysia and Bali though.
      At this moment with the Japanese yen so weak, most people I know travel exclusively to Japan for the value for money

    • @Alasterius41
      @Alasterius41 Місяць тому +1

      @@zurielsss well.. yea, well, maybe the situation has changed for the better nowadays… but I wouldn’t exactly call the situations I described as ‘safe’ either. At least it scared me quite a bit as a kid. So no, I’m not sure I’d bet on South East Asia being ‘safe’, probably ‘safer’ in comparison to Central America, but getting pickpocketed/snatched/robbed is still very possible in South East Asia (excepting say, Singapore).

  • @mattkrumm8141
    @mattkrumm8141 2 місяці тому +2

    I love the sarcastic guy, he nails it.

  • @foxhound34
    @foxhound34 2 місяці тому +32

    Not everyone wants a go-go-go vacation, my life is already go-go-go

  • @dantesinfernopurgatory7826
    @dantesinfernopurgatory7826 2 місяці тому +36

    The shrimp's been Roger-ed.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 2 місяці тому

      Um... 😧😯🤮

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs 2 місяці тому +2

      @@CanItAlready UA-cam's "artificial intelligence" has added Translate to English below your comment (no kidding!). When I click on it, the only thing that happens is that your three emojis move a little tiny bit further to the left.

    • @CanItAlready
      @CanItAlready 2 місяці тому

      @@fosterfuchs Strange but funny

    • @rkopp4118
      @rkopp4118 2 місяці тому

      @@fosterfuchs It has translated the Um to Ähm...it works!

    • @fosterfuchs
      @fosterfuchs 2 місяці тому

      @@rkopp4118 My computer is set to translate to English, not German.

  • @marvincool3744
    @marvincool3744 2 місяці тому +26

    Immersing yourself and making friends with locals is the true experience

  • @mattball6136
    @mattball6136 2 місяці тому +37

    I’m glad I never went to a cheap all-inclusive. The ones I have gone to are incredible

    • @BossaNovaLife
      @BossaNovaLife 2 місяці тому +4

      Hotel XCarete in Mexico was pretty much this with fancier settings. LOL $2400 a night.

    • @Cappadonna72
      @Cappadonna72 2 місяці тому +1

      Baller!!

  • @avgytenjoyer91
    @avgytenjoyer91 2 місяці тому +9

    I’ve been to a couple resorts in the riviera maya and they were all pretty awesome, they had multiple restaurants that were really good, the drinks were also great. We were really close to the local area that was so dope.

    • @TheDustypoptart
      @TheDustypoptart 2 місяці тому +1

      Same. Riviera maya was awesome fun and the all-inclusives were all pretty good.

  • @swiftwerewolf
    @swiftwerewolf 2 місяці тому +19

    Keep up the good work Roger.

  • @benjiross1
    @benjiross1 2 місяці тому +26

    Day 3 of asking for:
    - If Video Game Stores were Honest
    - If Reality TV was Honest
    - If Honest Ads were Honest

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 місяці тому +1

      An Honest Ad about Reality TV would have to rip into The Bachelor, My Super Sweet Sixteen, The Celebrity Apprentice, and Keeping Up With the Dashes.

    • @sweetbabyboo5
      @sweetbabyboo5 2 місяці тому

      The second one oof

  • @juiceedakid
    @juiceedakid 2 місяці тому +1

    To each their own. I believe all-inclusive suits those lifestyles that need it. Exploring and seeing what the country has to offer is cool and test my adaptability skills to new situations.

  • @sup3rn0va242
    @sup3rn0va242 2 місяці тому +25

    I used to work for a sandals, alot of this is absolutely right lol

    • @bodyloverz30
      @bodyloverz30 2 місяці тому

      My father is Diamond level.

  • @whateverr64
    @whateverr64 2 місяці тому +5

    man im glad roger is here to give us great deals

  • @ennuiblue4295
    @ennuiblue4295 2 місяці тому +45

    If being mid is wrong, I don't want to be right! 🏖🍹

    • @Honest_Ads
      @Honest_Ads  2 місяці тому +18

      🍹

    • @confusedsiren56
      @confusedsiren56 2 місяці тому +2

      @@Honest_Ads why

    • @JH-pt6ih
      @JH-pt6ih 2 місяці тому

      @@Honest_Ads What is that stupid little thing supposed to be?

    • @dominicfucinari1942
      @dominicfucinari1942 2 місяці тому

      @@JH-pt6ih From afar, it looks like a red or orange cocktail with orange and green mini umbrellas.
      Meanwhile, I know only of "Mid" from Final Fantasy V. What does it mean 3 decades later?

    • @afterburn2600
      @afterburn2600 2 місяці тому +1

      @@dominicfucinari1942 I'm not sure your age of course other than you're likely over 35 given your 30 year context clue. I am over 35 as well, so I may be altogether wrong on the mid slang front. But I'd imagine mid means middle of the road - nothing special - mediocre - middling. OP is saying if being average by hanging at a suburb with a beach is wrong they don't want to be right. And I agree the emoji is a cocktail.

  • @seth5308
    @seth5308 2 місяці тому +8

    Spaghetti almost came out of my nose. This was funnier than most or maybe I’m just really stoned. Good job either way. 😂

  • @Phlegethon
    @Phlegethon 2 місяці тому +15

    that’s why you need to go to expensive all inclusives it’s not the same

  • @SD-cz8og
    @SD-cz8og 2 місяці тому +15

    Wow, you make it seem like a beach vacation is horrible, its not. It's very enjoyable and relaxing if you like the beach.

  • @awolpeace1781
    @awolpeace1781 2 місяці тому +42

    Then pretend you traveled the world by going to an American hotel overseas without leaving the building

  • @jamessmithson-br7rm
    @jamessmithson-br7rm 2 місяці тому +15

    Not completely true, I stayed somewhere great recently in Saint Lucia that had 7-8 restaurant options. They were all pretty good and one did local Carribean food.
    I still had the opportunity to go a local fish market/ pop-up grills/ tourist trap. But nobody should feel shame in wanting to just chill out on a beach for 2-3 weeks… I’m completely fine with my reasons for going and had a great time

  • @dervakommtvonhinten517
    @dervakommtvonhinten517 2 місяці тому +19

    you can still enjoy exotic foods and see historic sites when you go to an all inclusive resorts...

  • @joeltrain
    @joeltrain 2 місяці тому +6

    Skip Hortal’s and go to a Sandals. They are awesome.

  • @Luis_experiences
    @Luis_experiences 2 місяці тому +18

    About privatizing beaches (that the locals can’t enjoy) It’s so true. I’m from Puerto Rico and the hotels in Dorado do exactly the same. Thanks for the video! Awesome

  • @Jamie-uk2zh
    @Jamie-uk2zh 2 місяці тому +19

    I love all inclusives 🥰

  • @RichardDuryea
    @RichardDuryea 2 місяці тому +1

    All inclusive resorts are fun. I’m going to one in Cancun this winter.

  • @garion742
    @garion742 2 місяці тому +3

    We did Sandals for our honeymoon. The drinks were probably a bit watered down, but not terribly so. There were several restaurants with good food. A decent amount of activities. The only bummer was the beach dinner with a personal waiter. Good food, bit it wasn't as just us as we'd have expected and took a while for the food to get out to the beach.
    Would go there again.

  • @jraud2229
    @jraud2229 2 місяці тому +7

    Someone should make a video about UA-camrs that oversimplify everything for profit.

  • @kimberlyfamoly1963
    @kimberlyfamoly1963 2 місяці тому +5

    What you do is stay at a cheap all-inclusive the way you can afford to adventure out. That is how we do it, but on a day you just want to relax on the beach and swim you can.

  • @manolokonosko594
    @manolokonosko594 2 місяці тому +20

    Not a joke. I went to one in Costa Rica years ago, and it was exactly as how they describe it on this video. The salesguy told us this was the "Disney World" of Costa Rica. We sat for the obligatory 60 or 90 mins of their BS, and having legally complied with our obligation, got up and left. We ran into another American couple we saw had sat at another table for a sales pitch and we asked them how much they were selling the resort for (we didn't get that far when we left). He told me $76,000. They didn't buy, of course. I have this sense of dread owning something in a country where right outside the resort walls, people are begging in the streets, there is filth and lack of maintenance, and there's this sense of poverty and hopelessness, where the lady that cleans your room is probably not living in decent conditions at home. I left a good tip for her.

    • @pikestance8851
      @pikestance8851 2 місяці тому +11

      You describing a timeshare. Roger is talking about those big resorts which are like cruises that do not move.

    • @ashtar3876
      @ashtar3876 2 місяці тому

      Yeah, i know what you mean, you just feel like an asshole.

    • @brentrosencrans3968
      @brentrosencrans3968 2 місяці тому +1

      I'm proud of you for not staying longer than you were obligated to. You said "legally". Were you under a court order to go?

  • @Xamry
    @Xamry 2 місяці тому +26

    Oh shit! Fresh upload!

  • @fenrirgg
    @fenrirgg 2 місяці тому +6

    Some people don't go to other city's hotel for the experience of all inclusive and stay in their city's hotels. I used to believe tha was a waste, but actually it's ingenious for people that don't care about other places, just a room they don't have to clean, kids having fun in the swimming pools and unlimited buffets.

  • @Isaac-un4cn
    @Isaac-un4cn 2 місяці тому

    I went to an all-inclusive resort in Greece in 2022, this accurately characterized my experience for the most part.
    - The drinks weren't watered down, but the cocktails had horrible flavor. The bottom of bottom shelf alcohol.
    - The food was served buffet style, but the food all tasted weird, e.g. scrambled eggs were sweetened.
    - I wasn't ever discouraged from leaving the resort, and I was glad we did. The local towns nearby served food which was actually really good tasting, and it was inexpensive too. The locals living nearby were really friendly, too.
    With that said, my experience overall was positive, particularly since we didn't lounge at the resort for the majority of the time we stayed there.

  • @mariosebastiani3214
    @mariosebastiani3214 2 місяці тому +5

    Went in one in Greece... drinks were awful, but icecream was decent, icicles were good and food was amazing (Italian cook and staff). Very nice beach, you could go and mingle with locals (Greek people are great!). The staff tried to get us to do a lot of activities all together though, and that's not the way I'd relax on vacation.

  • @DrSlipperyFist
    @DrSlipperyFist 2 місяці тому +3

    All inclusive in Cancun is pretty amazing.

  • @AyoHype
    @AyoHype 2 місяці тому +10

    Hey look, I been to many all inclusive resorts in my life and some of them were top notch. They had 5 to 6 restaurants and top shelf alcohol. All depends on where you go.

  • @crtv1337
    @crtv1337 Місяць тому +1

    This still sounds kinda cool
    And there is sea there, with all the water activities.
    Part with cleaned beach with no locals sounds like greatest benefit possible

  • @Andizu1
    @Andizu1 2 місяці тому +3

    Booked a resort in Sharm el Sheik, Egypt. Everything was mediocre but it was alright. We booked a few excursions and outings and the moment we ate something from outside the resort we got hit by severe food poisoning. (No we didnt eat raw vegetables or meat and yes we checked the meat and fish for being cooked well.) Sometimes, there's a reason why you stay at your resort.
    Also..why does everything have to be high end, state of the art, ultimate experience? Im happy if the weather is good, i get to swim, got nice food and maybe a few outings in nature.
    There's nothing wrong with mediocre. Absolutely nothing.

  • @justingraves8649
    @justingraves8649 2 місяці тому +19

    I DO love shrimp.🦐🍤🍤♥♥

  • @-VinnieWilson02-
    @-VinnieWilson02- 2 місяці тому +16

    Enjoy it by not thinking about it.

  • @RyanLynch1
    @RyanLynch1 2 місяці тому +1

    incredible name already: Hortdels
    i love the editing of Ohio with beach

  • @IsaardP
    @IsaardP Місяць тому +3

    I did an all-inclusive in Mexico last month. It was pretty good and I found it much better than the last time, we left the resort and went into town but our taxi got pulled over and robbed by the Mexican police. They decided not to kidnap us since there was an infant but took all the money from us and the driver. There were 2 guys in another group that weren't so lucky - they were jailed overnight and came back with nothing but their clothes... passports, ID, cash and cards all stolen.

  • @mariposa9506
    @mariposa9506 2 місяці тому +48

    Jewel Grande resort and spa in montego bay, jamaica. 6 different themed restaurants with delicious top quality food, beautiful property. Breakfast buffet has jamaican and intetnational food including american. Wonderful service, drinks too strong, had to ask for half alcohol. Spa services extra. Helpful tour desk. Family of 4 last january in a 2 bedroom suite w butler service $6800 us for 5 days. Best experience of my life and would love to go back. All jamaican staff and they're allowed to enjoy the property on their personal time. Pretty much the opposite of this video lol.

    • @rioluna6058
      @rioluna6058 2 місяці тому +4

      With that ammount of money you could have known lots of places.. For that ammount of money you could have spent over 8 or 9 days in diferent hotels and diferent kind of forest and beaches here in costa rica and costa rica is not cheap . To some tourism is about relaxing to me is about knowing something New, I can relax at home.

    • @shayanag
      @shayanag 2 місяці тому +2

      Jamaica is known to have the best food in the all inclusive world BUT all inclusives still suck. $6800 is a lot of money for 5 days, I could go to three countries in Africa for 4 weeks, stay in beautiful accommodations, visit safaris and go on local tours across the countries and stop 48hr in Europe for that price.

    • @erinrenman1479
      @erinrenman1479 2 місяці тому +1

      You know you can do all that, at the same high quality, while spending a lot less money if you just book things for yourself instead of going to a resort?

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Місяць тому

      @@erinrenman1479 I actually did try to book an excursion myself before arrival. It got cancelled, I had to get our resort butler to use his connections to help me track them down to refund my money. He knew them since they used to work with the resort.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 Місяць тому

      @@shayanag yes I looked at Africa. Unless I want to sit in a cramped coach seat for 20 hours the plane tickets would be 25 grand.

  • @mudman619
    @mudman619 2 місяці тому +5

    well, the ironic thing is, for a poor schlub like me, who hasn't been on a vacation in many, many years, all that subpar stuff sounds pretty good, sign me up, lol

  • @Demsky83
    @Demsky83 2 місяці тому +3

    I’ve been to 3 resorts and only enjoyed one. I’m a simple man I only need the beach good food and drink. One resort didn’t have a beach, one had awful food, the one I enjoyed hit all three benchmarks.

  • @Undecided0
    @Undecided0 2 місяці тому +1

    I like how the example of exotic food is same street food we have in NYC.

  • @erich84502b
    @erich84502b 2 місяці тому +10

    Potato salad has been at room temperature or warmer since 10am

  • @TheeBlackSilhouette
    @TheeBlackSilhouette 2 місяці тому +17

    If you do a resort in Jamaica, go to Sandals. Almost all the other ones are foreign-owned.

    • @remyllebeau77
      @remyllebeau77 2 місяці тому +10

      I thought this was about "Sandals".

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 2 місяці тому +1

      Jewel grande is awesome!

  • @catchyusername3083
    @catchyusername3083 2 місяці тому +1

    Don't forget about the time share presentation. You'll get a chance to see the REALLY good rooms reserved for owners.😆

  • @chrishaddow5644
    @chrishaddow5644 2 місяці тому +6

    i love this man presenting this

  • @cpuuk
    @cpuuk 2 місяці тому +7

    I once stepped outside of the Hortdals Resort, he wasn't joking, it's really isn't safe 😕

    • @ryanm4013
      @ryanm4013 2 місяці тому +3

      You either went to the wrong one or you are sheltered. I’ve gone off resort every time I go and never one felt unsafe.

    • @brentrosencrans3968
      @brentrosencrans3968 2 місяці тому

      @@ryanm4013 People like to romanticize danger. Before I toured Israel everyone asked "is it safe"? It's a reactionary statement. No thinking involved. There's lots of them. Next time it rains (anywhere) count the number of people who say "we need it". Followed up by all the bobbleheads nodding up and down.

    • @mudra5114
      @mudra5114 2 місяці тому

      Many third world places are not safe. From a person who lives in the third world.

  • @anonymousguy1794
    @anonymousguy1794 2 місяці тому +6

    Depends on what country you do an all-inclusive.

  • @anonl5877
    @anonl5877 2 місяці тому +9

    I went to an all inclusive resort in Mexico once. I don't drink that much, but the food was pretty good. And they organized sight seeing trips and scuba diving. It was fun overall. You just went to a bad resort.

  • @animn7386
    @animn7386 2 місяці тому +1

    Thanks it's always a good day for Roger😆

  • @Kattywagon29
    @Kattywagon29 2 місяці тому

    I was just at a resort in La Fortuna, Costa Rica and the food and staff was amazing! There was only one restaurant. However, it had a free breakfast buffet in the morning that had a lot of the same basic things every day with like 4 or 5 different things that they switched up. If you paid for the all-inclusive meals, then you also had free reign of the whole menu and could get a non-alcoholic drink, an appetizer, entree and dessert for lunch and dinner. I was there for 7 days and did not even get a chance to try everything on the menu - though I did try!
    The resort was cool and had the usual pools and swim up bar. It also had hot springs, a mud bath area, spa and hiking trail on site. We were definitely NOT stranded there either. We went on several outdoor adventure excursions and also into the downtown area where the park and all the shops were twice.

  • @kimberlyfamoly5863
    @kimberlyfamoly5863 2 місяці тому +2

    I have really enjoyed all the all inclusive I have been to, the drinks were not water down and I ate at a different restaurant every night with different food. You do need to make an effort to adventure out and visit the local economy which we did, and historical and cultural sites. However having the option to just relax on the beach or at the pool is a great break from visiting the local area and all the walking always good to plan a couple rest days.

  • @marcusrichardson1460
    @marcusrichardson1460 2 місяці тому +2

    Dear god , I felt this 😂

  • @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs
    @CurtisWhitehead-wn5bs 2 місяці тому +6

    Make it plain for us Roger. The okey-doke is even waiting for us on vacay.

  • @BeauTyeVideos
    @BeauTyeVideos 2 місяці тому +1

    great concept - great video - love it

  • @lizanna6390
    @lizanna6390 2 місяці тому +5

    I'm just vacationing for the sun

  • @republicoftexas3261
    @republicoftexas3261 2 місяці тому +11

    The last all inclusive I went to closed the pool bar at like 5pm and you couldn't get any more drinks outside. What a freaking rip off.

  • @ToadalSimplicity
    @ToadalSimplicity 2 місяці тому +1

    “It might as well be Tampa” 😂😂😂😂

  • @daktothefuture152
    @daktothefuture152 29 днів тому

    I’m 25 and love an all inclusive😂 stick with beers and shots and you’ll be good. I make sure there’s multiple sit down restaurants before I book too

  • @LIT70
    @LIT70 2 місяці тому +2

    "It might as well be Tampa". 😅😅😅😅