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  • @coldones
    @coldones  5 років тому +2827

    Hey, you like what we're wearing? Head to www.shirtz.cool and grab some clothes, use this link to get 10% off your order and support the show -> shirtz.cool/discount/coldones?redirect=/collections/cold-ones-1&discount=coldones

    • @mother2310
      @mother2310 5 років тому +4

      Great

    • @thenoseflap521
      @thenoseflap521 5 років тому +5

      Scrotal blood

    • @Js_izz
      @Js_izz 5 років тому

      Why not? I’m thinking on buying some of that good shitty merch

    • @ethanstriker5379
      @ethanstriker5379 5 років тому

      Hot shirts

    • @EclipseTheFool
      @EclipseTheFool 5 років тому +1

      When are you restocking the eat healthy long-sleeves in medium??

  • @HowToBasic
    @HowToBasic 5 років тому +50534

    Thanks for having me on fellas

    • @iBDWR
      @iBDWR 5 років тому +877

      you're welcome and as always thanks for watching

    • @juhlis5586
      @juhlis5586 5 років тому +518

      egg

    • @laboon344
      @laboon344 5 років тому +146

      @@v.g.2163 No Im HowToBasic

    • @Drinkin
      @Drinkin 5 років тому +89

      You're welcome max

    • @vivious_
      @vivious_ 5 років тому +18

      fat

  • @DolanDark
    @DolanDark 5 років тому +36775

    Thanks for having me on boys

  • @iDubbbzTV
    @iDubbbzTV 5 років тому +35739

    Most enjoyable cold ones of all time. I love this shit.
    EDIT: I got to the end. Maybe I take it back...

  • @gavinodonnell2650
    @gavinodonnell2650 4 роки тому +6328

    i remember my first experience with a howtobasic video, my mom was yelling at my siblings and i about how to properly wash dishes and she was so fed up she told us she was gonna pull up a video to teach us, and his was the first one that came up, halfway through it looked legit but then he started egging all the dishes and it was the greatest parenting backfire ever☠️☠️

    • @drowsystag46yearsago5
      @drowsystag46yearsago5 3 роки тому +188

      I'm about to watch the video now that sounds fucking hilarious. It's already the first one when I searched "How to wash dishes"

    • @Puppy_Puppington
      @Puppy_Puppington 3 роки тому +14

      Lmfao

    • @kleann
      @kleann 3 роки тому +7

      llmfao

    • @anderson-may5174
      @anderson-may5174 3 роки тому +109

      My dad wanted to prep for thanksgiving and he looked up “how to cook a turkey” then he found HTB’s video and he just clicked away as soon as he started power fisting the turkey

    • @fridryx8464
      @fridryx8464 3 роки тому +7

      Just clean the dishes pissboy

  • @zoidcore6948
    @zoidcore6948 5 років тому +15908

    Maxmoefoe interviewing himself

  • @lobstercashtv
    @lobstercashtv 5 років тому +5033

    HowToBasic’s first word on UA-cam is “Egg”

    • @laynevinzent4031
      @laynevinzent4031 5 років тому +313

      I think it was edited out later, but in one video from like, 3 years ago, he hurts himself and you could hear him say "Fuck!!", so I think that might be his first two words.
      Fuck
      Egg

    • @TheDailyEgg
      @TheDailyEgg 5 років тому +97

      Egg

    • @viggo8213
      @viggo8213 5 років тому +9

      @@TheDailyEgg we meet again

    • @shaneoneill7680
      @shaneoneill7680 5 років тому +6

      Timestamp please

    • @Jordan301
      @Jordan301 5 років тому +7

      he’s spoke before on franks videos

  • @lost_frames
    @lost_frames 5 років тому +7095

    Max is interviewing himself, how cute

  • @vixonart39
    @vixonart39 4 роки тому +3376

    Why did you’s blurr his face when we know its v sauce

    • @NNan0
      @NNan0 4 роки тому +89

      Lmao it’s not v sauce it’s max moe foe

    • @swagpotato3396
      @swagpotato3396 4 роки тому +107

      @@NNan0 You sure about that? It's clearly Filthy Frank.

    • @NNan0
      @NNan0 4 роки тому +19

      Swag Potato lmaooo he’s to caught up in music

    • @swagpotato3396
      @swagpotato3396 4 роки тому +40

      @Christian Lanning nah I've changed my mind, Its actually Ricky Berwick

    • @anti7832
      @anti7832 4 роки тому +2

      @@NNan0 its not

  • @Romeee_
    @Romeee_ 5 років тому +4787

    I remember How to basic almost killed chad on deadly twister

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 5 років тому +450

      To be fair Ian was more upset about that, Chad was on the other side of the room trying not to pass out from a concussion.

    • @brendanmartin4489
      @brendanmartin4489 5 років тому +114

      Awe the good old days of youtube!!

    • @voLumez
      @voLumez 5 років тому +98

      Yeah they toned down a bit after lol I think it might've been an accidental thing rather than just romping

    • @kingremus7544
      @kingremus7544 5 років тому +4

      what video was that??

    • @Brainwave101
      @Brainwave101 5 років тому +19

      @@kingremus7544 Deadly Twister 2 right at the end.

  • @henrybokstad5231
    @henrybokstad5231 5 років тому +1435

    i feel like this is a crime documentary on youtube and a ex gang member speaks out

    • @oshkiv4684
      @oshkiv4684 5 років тому +3

      *an

    • @mothsfor
      @mothsfor 5 років тому +5

      Thats exactly what it is

    • @schwarzwald6672
      @schwarzwald6672 5 років тому +2

      Or on Vice back when it was good and not bullshit vox, washington post partisan trash. I miss huangs world where they'd actually show the slaughter of the animal. And gang members running guns and robbing folk left and right, That showed the reality of the US not the Kim Kardashian side but the side thats grimy the XXX killing side. The real shit hole cities which regular people forced to live/grow up in. And no its more then Baltimore, Washington is just as fucked mr president for a fyi.

    • @XLionscream
      @XLionscream 5 років тому +1

      EGGGANG

    • @b3wz
      @b3wz 3 роки тому

      nope howtobasic is warren

  • @shirtlesscoconut7100
    @shirtlesscoconut7100 5 років тому +2521

    Me expecting HowtoBasic sound cool:
    HowtoBasic: *egg*
    Me: *nice*

  • @lexecomplexe4083
    @lexecomplexe4083 4 роки тому +177

    Seeing howtobasic be the voice of reason is such a trip

  • @4rjay656
    @4rjay656 5 років тому +772

    HowToBasisc: Egg.
    Me: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

  • @iBDWR
    @iBDWR 5 років тому +1346

    i can't believe michael stevens from vsauce is on cold ones

    • @viktortomasik5547
      @viktortomasik5547 5 років тому +13

      iBDWR i can’t believe he grew hair back with pure knowledge

    • @xbear7473
      @xbear7473 5 років тому +5

      He also got an Australians accent

    • @xbear7473
      @xbear7473 5 років тому

      Could be either a act or just some kinda voice changer somehow idk

  • @dustbunnys
    @dustbunnys 5 років тому +2549

    It’s the perfect cover, since anything4views is the real HowToBasic

  • @tomfrazofishal
    @tomfrazofishal 4 роки тому +483

    26:30 the way htb says "minekwaft" is really cute for some reason

  • @Wvlfmane
    @Wvlfmane 4 роки тому +1638

    I just can't believe he was able to restrain himself from tearing up the studio and throwing any objects within reach at them. They must have tranquilized him.

    • @SlyHikari03
      @SlyHikari03 3 роки тому +7

      Nah, he’s drunk..

    • @TheFrantastic
      @TheFrantastic 2 роки тому +23

      @@SlyHikari03 He's the opposite of regular people, he's hysterical normally, calm and collected drunk

    • @couldyou4745
      @couldyou4745 Рік тому +4

      Wowo such funny comment.

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 Рік тому +2

      @@couldyou4745lmao

  • @amos3766
    @amos3766 5 років тому +3306

    He's white and Australian; this narrows the search.

    • @Meme.Machine
      @Meme.Machine 5 років тому +164

      He is Ian

    • @carkmaker
      @carkmaker 5 років тому +111

      @@Meme.Machine a step away from the criteria

    • @williammcnamara2502
      @williammcnamara2502 5 років тому +6

      He used to live in balga wa

    • @mublysnubly3407
      @mublysnubly3407 5 років тому +51

      And we know his parent's names and what city he lived in when he was 16.

    • @amite442
      @amite442 5 років тому +23

      ua-cam.com/video/yiYpTK4iQTs/v-deo.html This video explains it all, thank me later :)

  • @Bdougs
    @Bdougs 5 років тому +488

    That camera angle looks like chad and max are about to fight an 8 bit boss

  • @wezlee117
    @wezlee117 4 роки тому +480

    These guys actually got avian flu and somehow lived without medication

  • @welcometoamerica1579
    @welcometoamerica1579 4 роки тому +8204

    He said "heaps" instead of "a lot" he's definitely Australian you can't fake that

    • @HellYeahDude5000
      @HellYeahDude5000 4 роки тому +413

      Yup he's from Perth, there's is photos of his actual face.....it's weird...he looks normal.

    • @lieusage
      @lieusage 4 роки тому +101

      David Salazar yes.. but he definitely doesn’t act normal lmao and that’s what makes his videos entertaining 😂

    • @gothmenincombatboots
      @gothmenincombatboots 4 роки тому +9

      Oh he has a beard

    • @fernandomardones6743
      @fernandomardones6743 4 роки тому +32

      @@HellYeahDude5000 Where?

    • @vonzarooz2829
      @vonzarooz2829 4 роки тому +76

      David Salazar his face has never been revealed

  • @TheEternityKid
    @TheEternityKid 5 років тому +4105

    Silly HowToBasic: hides his face although we already know he's Vsauce.

  • @dizzyspell8197
    @dizzyspell8197 4 роки тому +5888

    Remember when How2Basic threw a pot or tea kettle at Chad's head on the Deadly Twister video and made Chad cry and iDubbz got super fucking pissed

    • @cuppahotnoodles
      @cuppahotnoodles 4 роки тому +1092

      “We needed this for another video”
      *never uploads again*

    • @tost693
      @tost693 4 роки тому +269

      I think it was a cake pan bro

    • @dirtyslurricane
      @dirtyslurricane 4 роки тому +35

      What video was that

    • @dizzyspell8197
      @dizzyspell8197 4 роки тому +165

      @@dirtyslurricane I think it was a FilthyFrank video from way back when. Deadly Twister 2 or something?

    • @fryer.studios100
      @fryer.studios100 4 роки тому +53

      Almighty_MZA deadly twister 2 and the part that he’s talking about is at the end of the video

  • @strangerofthe2067
    @strangerofthe2067 4 роки тому +340

    There’s a point towards the end of every video where someone literally flips a switch and Max goes from pretty sober and normal to completely shitfaced and belligerent and it’s hilarious every single time

    • @TheBanana93
      @TheBanana93 3 роки тому +8

      It was standing up to go for a piss haha

    • @couldyou4745
      @couldyou4745 Рік тому

      Pick up a dictionary , dummy.

  • @lilfatherfigure1121
    @lilfatherfigure1121 5 років тому +273

    the subtle editing like this @2:30 makes me love this podcast

  • @tybates5290
    @tybates5290 5 років тому +981

    “I’m your host anything4view and I’m here with my girlfriend, maxmoefoe”

  • @austin2863
    @austin2863 5 років тому +2018

    I love how half of the people that have been on this podcast don’t want to show their face.

    • @Archipelagoat
      @Archipelagoat 5 років тому +10

      DWargs jesus christ man, austin’s comment wasn’t an attack. you don’t need to defend something that nothing is happening too.

    • @PepeFrog413
      @PepeFrog413 5 років тому

      Austin McCutchen Cx

    • @Adrian-ws6xw
      @Adrian-ws6xw 5 років тому +4

      @@DWargs That argument doesn't hold though because HowToBasic didn't always have 13.7 million subs. He's been hiding his face and his voice since he had 0 subs. It's not like he knew back then that he would get to 13.7 million subs. And another thing, all these UA-camrs that he interacts with have seen his actual face and have heard his actual voice. So what's to stop one of them to tell the internet about it? You really can still stay anonymous if you use your real voice. If someone IRL thinks your voice matches up with that of a UA-camr, there is no way they can prove with certainty that they match up. People have similar voices. Your anonymity can't be compromised.

    • @bowdown7968
      @bowdown7968 5 років тому +5

      @@Adrian-ws6xw ​your argument holds up more because of how? If somebody doesn't want to be personally identified by people they don't know (whether it's one person or millions), then why should it matter? It doesn't effect you in the slightest. Yes, you can always bring up corporations like google or Facebook having your information, but then again, almost everybody's information has basically been compromised by them at this point. You're the kind of person that content creators are trying to stay away from if anything. Why do you care so much to know just the slightest thing about them?

    • @Adrian-ws6xw
      @Adrian-ws6xw 5 років тому +1

      @@bowdown7968 I actually couldn't care less about any of HowToBasic's info or identity I don't even watch his vids. I'm just saying that hiding your face and hiding your voice defeats the purpose of a video podcast. He could easily have at least used his real voice and hidden his face and he would still remain 100% anonymous.

  • @christianguthixgaming7099
    @christianguthixgaming7099 4 роки тому +234

    1:13:40 Max legit had me in tears.~

  • @muffin_cat4117
    @muffin_cat4117 5 років тому +4428

    2:29 anyone else notice his eyes
    (chads eyes)

    • @wejreggin6220
      @wejreggin6220 5 років тому +257

      Haha oh my fucking god that had to be edited in

    • @marmimow
      @marmimow 5 років тому +118

      Lmfao how did I miss that when i watched it fucking dying

    • @Drukasss
      @Drukasss 5 років тому +20

      What happend

    • @muffin_cat4117
      @muffin_cat4117 5 років тому +93

      @@Drukasss pay close attention to his eyes, they spread out and its hilarious

    • @Drukasss
      @Drukasss 5 років тому +12

      unexpected spooder min oh i saw it lol

  • @BounciestBen
    @BounciestBen 5 років тому +725

    So... basically what you’re saying is Howtobasic has parents that love and care about him.

  • @ebuze
    @ebuze 5 років тому +1287

    How To Basic looks literally how I pictured him: Australian

  • @MarbleWinner578
    @MarbleWinner578 Рік тому +469

    11 years and we will still never know the face behind howtobasic

    • @couldyou4745
      @couldyou4745 Рік тому +34

      Wow what an interesting comment. Im so glad you shared that. Thanks.

    • @merucrypoison296
      @merucrypoison296 Рік тому +33

      I’m pretty sure it’s the fake french guy they had in the cook off video

    • @salad3297
      @salad3297 Рік тому +7

      @@merucrypoison296 yup it is

    • @bleed5639
      @bleed5639 Рік тому +6

      i thought Chad was Howtobasic :v

    • @TheRipdub
      @TheRipdub Рік тому +17

      I always thought Chad was howtobasic

  • @b3rt566
    @b3rt566 5 років тому +9183

    That's 100% Joji making an australian accent with fake dreads.

    • @ula8382
      @ula8382 5 років тому +142

      B3rt not funny didn’t laugh and just no

    • @b3rt566
      @b3rt566 5 років тому +546

      NitroWasHere nigga u making assumptions by a single fucking phrase lmfao

    • @Adrian-ws6xw
      @Adrian-ws6xw 5 років тому +81

      @@lolhi9167 to be fair he's probably justified in the gatekeeping because not many people followed the old filthy frank

    • @Zack-lv5po
      @Zack-lv5po 5 років тому +253

      @@Adrian-ws6xw what do you mean not many people followed old filthy frank lmao I guess if your perception of not many people is hundreds of thousands then yeah

    • @sunterry
      @sunterry 5 років тому +182

      @@Adrian-ws6xw Wtf? FF was a damn phenomenon in 2016. He had plenty of followers.

  • @zacharylivingstone2453
    @zacharylivingstone2453 4 роки тому +3009

    Htb face reveal should be him getting on google earth and we have to find him

    • @k.1784
      @k.1784 4 роки тому +92

      He should do some cicada 3301 shit

    • @artificialcolourzeee4647
      @artificialcolourzeee4647 4 роки тому +31

      but all faces are blurred there... unless you mean he is the only one who doesn't have a blurred face

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 4 роки тому +10

      @@artificialcolourzeee4647 Then we'll see one man without a blurred face and instantly assume it's htb...

    • @Appotca
      @Appotca 4 роки тому +1

      I'm so fucking confused right now 'cus he's done a face reveal already. Was it like a skit or smt?

    • @jorjeezealien
      @jorjeezealien 4 роки тому +8

      NicolasRmnRomania well he’s not Micheal from Vsauce, you mean that face reveal?

  • @juvvixxx1419
    @juvvixxx1419 5 років тому +1011

    i dont know why but i expected him to sound a bit different? even throught the robot speak i expected something else

    • @pepsijunky2300
      @pepsijunky2300 5 років тому +59

      Ikr he sounds so aussie😂

    • @lukass7346
      @lukass7346 5 років тому +23

      Thats cuz he sounds black but im pretty sure hes white

    • @loganneal1738
      @loganneal1738 5 років тому +152

      lukass dang dude you’re a great detective it’s almost like he shows his white ass hands and feet every video 😂😂

    • @superbleifrei5882
      @superbleifrei5882 5 років тому +9

      @@lukass7346 have u ever watched one HowToBasic video?

    • @benjapizarro981
      @benjapizarro981 5 років тому +3

      Wait guys he is obviously puertorrican he is not white

  • @kleann
    @kleann 3 роки тому +769

    i know hes probably wearing a wig but his hair looks so cool

    • @3starperfectdeer233
      @3starperfectdeer233 3 роки тому +112

      Bro, it literally looks like they just took a mop and put it on his head

    • @kleann
      @kleann 3 роки тому +5

      @@3starperfectdeer233 no

    • @shrimpsh1t374
      @shrimpsh1t374 3 роки тому +3

      I prefer coke

    • @scrithen2836
      @scrithen2836 3 роки тому +15

      It just looks like generic black teenager hair

    • @thraxpaxx210
      @thraxpaxx210 3 роки тому +4

      @@3starperfectdeer233 ya ever heard of dreads 🤨

  • @Aquaneos1193
    @Aquaneos1193 5 років тому +435

    It's weird that Max is talking to himself this whole podcast

    • @re5wesker281
      @re5wesker281 5 років тому +2

      Max has a tattoo ion his hand whoever they’re talking to doesn’t

    • @seekersearcher9519
      @seekersearcher9519 5 років тому +1

      @@re5wesker281 He is covering it with makeup

    • @Badapdos21
      @Badapdos21 5 років тому +1

      Max's hands are chubbier than H2B's

  • @dreambiglivewell3449
    @dreambiglivewell3449 5 років тому +3200

    i really want to see joji on this show man just a crackhead reunion

    • @Yami_Poof
      @Yami_Poof 4 роки тому +29

      First name Last name Joji

    • @Yami_Poof
      @Yami_Poof 4 роки тому +200

      donutdoode69 how am I a fake fan for supporting his Decision and calling him by what he does and enjoys and not by what he no longer does and didn’t like?

    • @damaged.collateral
      @damaged.collateral 4 роки тому +129

      donutdoode69 how do you be calling people fake fans when you don’t even know the reason why he left lmaoo 😭😭
      edit: spelling

    • @Ambatubossu
      @Ambatubossu 4 роки тому +65

      donutdoode69 you’re salty because someone said joji, then you don’t know why he stopped doing filthy frank videos, it pretty much shows how fake you are, oh yeah filthy frank isnt his real name, it’s George ‘joji’ Miller

    • @2017acc
      @2017acc 4 роки тому +90

      @donutdoode69 you realize george lost interest in doing the character because of fans like you right

  • @skengasaurus
    @skengasaurus 5 років тому +131

    Give Scott a raise, you got such a phenomenal editor.

    • @wintermusic5165
      @wintermusic5165 5 років тому

      nice profile picture & name my man

    • @swegattyswooty9307
      @swegattyswooty9307 5 років тому

      @@wintermusic5165 thnx

    • @DEATH_ANGEL1178
      @DEATH_ANGEL1178 5 років тому

      Surripere they don't live in Australia so it would take a bit to set up

    • @Adrian-ws6xw
      @Adrian-ws6xw 5 років тому +1

      A bunch of bleep noises and blurs is enough for you to call an editor phenomenal lmao

  • @soupervisor
    @soupervisor Рік тому +15

    Because I watched a fair amount of podcasts here on YT, they stopped feeling like a friends' chat, but this episode not only brought this feeling back, but also somewhat inspired me a little. Cheers, boys :)

  • @8111y
    @8111y 5 років тому +1942

    HowToBasic's voice is messed up from juuling

    • @landondent1343
      @landondent1343 5 років тому +4

      Hooked On Chronics haha lmao

    • @landondent1343
      @landondent1343 5 років тому

      Hooked On Chronics best show rn

    • @garrett625
      @garrett625 5 років тому +3

      could be joji cause remember he kinda had to stop the whole filthy frank thing cause of the voice he was doing for so many years

    • @pishi5814
      @pishi5814 5 років тому +1

      @Hooked On Chronics nice one

    • @joshuaweisoly446
      @joshuaweisoly446 4 роки тому

      Garrett no

  • @harrizburhan
    @harrizburhan 5 років тому +1682

    forget area 51, let's raid cold ones hq to see howtobasic's face

    • @Dasm.
      @Dasm. 5 років тому +13

      Just google Chris Smith HowToBasic and you'll see it.

    • @bananasiroini5357
      @bananasiroini5357 4 роки тому

      Ye we robb3d Em n smoked crack on there

    • @purplejinxer3478
      @purplejinxer3478 4 роки тому

      @@Adrian-ws6xw he revealed already revealed his face tho

    • @purplejinxer3478
      @purplejinxer3478 4 роки тому

      @Clear Sky Playable Look it up

    • @dalton2845
      @dalton2845 4 роки тому +3

      @@purplejinxer3478 The 10M subs special? Then I am HowToBasic

  • @absoluteguppy
    @absoluteguppy 5 років тому +1229

    Maxmoefoe is hilarious when he's drunk

    • @MrNicoBico
      @MrNicoBico 5 років тому +44

      An absolute goblin, I love him

    • @dhillos7282
      @dhillos7282 5 років тому +2

      Always gives me a good laugh

    • @bojyoohoo
      @bojyoohoo 5 років тому +16

      Maxmoefoe is hilarious*

    • @MitsurugiR
      @MitsurugiR 5 років тому

      my name jeff

    • @c4ns3r53
      @c4ns3r53 5 років тому

      oi lets coom

  • @matthewzaloudek
    @matthewzaloudek 4 роки тому +497

    American accent: "How To Basic"
    Strayan: "owdabaysick"

    • @nodrogdivad
      @nodrogdivad 3 роки тому +1

      how to be sick

    • @jacksonlaframboise6257
      @jacksonlaframboise6257 3 роки тому

      idubbz: helleeew every baudy. Todah ahm göing to be mating hœtube baahsball. He leevz in ace trail yah and leowvz choking aggs. He’s a vaary preevate pewrson. Thars been a lawt of fuck hœtube baahsballs: inpreginatars If you will. Bawt this hœtube baahsball is whan hoendread preesant ledjeet. Hehe. Eye naver thawt I vöwed get the cunts tew met ham. Boat here we awr. Ahem so lowkey to hayve goaten this awepretoonetie.

  • @connor8276
    @connor8276 5 років тому +558

    That 100% sounds like max with voice distortion on lolol

    • @morganfreeman2102
      @morganfreeman2102 5 років тому +176

      All aussies sound the same

    • @connor8276
      @connor8276 5 років тому +49

      @@morganfreeman2102 Fair assessment. Especially when they drink.

    • @eshxed5207
      @eshxed5207 5 років тому +17

      They said they are from the same city

    • @connor8276
      @connor8276 5 років тому +25

      @@eshxed5207 A convenient cover story.

    • @riverevans726
      @riverevans726 5 років тому +6

      @@morganfreeman2102 just about to say that, it's very true. Sometimes when I look away from the video I can't tell weather it's Chad or max speaking.

  • @pigeonlikesmangos
    @pigeonlikesmangos 5 років тому +428

    When the camera switches to HTB's head camera it feels like I'm actually there getting interviewed by the boys and its honestly sick

  • @geeworm
    @geeworm 5 років тому +1024

    Nice to see part of the cancer crew again. They were the gods of UA-cam.

    • @keuf3904
      @keuf3904 5 років тому +67

      Just need joji and ian

    • @markopolo2224
      @markopolo2224 5 років тому +23

      missing Idubbz and joji

    • @actusjack
      @actusjack 5 років тому +10

      sploosh. The shrimpson boys

    • @fbi855
      @fbi855 5 років тому +2

      @@keuf3904 True

    • @cheezenachos1770
      @cheezenachos1770 5 років тому +13

      So sad I missed this era...

  • @hesus1474
    @hesus1474 4 роки тому +45

    I honestly expected like 70 UA-camrs to say "thanks for having me on" lmao

  • @T---T
    @T---T 5 років тому +1105

    I'm a simple man, I see howtobasic, I press howtobasic

    • @kdel95
      @kdel95 5 років тому +9

      "I'm a basic man, I see howtobasic and I basic howto"

    • @toad3222
      @toad3222 5 років тому +4

      What the fuck is his hair though

    • @magrildz
      @magrildz 5 років тому +2

      I see HTB, I throw eggs

    • @John-tg5vn
      @John-tg5vn 5 років тому +4

      im a simple man i post simple comments

    • @palazzo1113
      @palazzo1113 5 років тому +2

      P R E S S E G G

  • @Ordinary_Trash
    @Ordinary_Trash 5 років тому +464

    I’m ten minutes in and I have yet to see his bare thighs. Wtf guys

  • @porpoisstanley5209
    @porpoisstanley5209 5 років тому +603

    1:03:14 “George and Ian were sharing the couch”
    Nice

  • @ctrl_8650
    @ctrl_8650 4 роки тому +55

    Man this is like the scroll text telling you how everyone's life went after a movie.
    George: George went on to pursue his passion of making music and became a famous singer.
    Ian: Ian went on to create a solo career on UA-cam ending up selling pictures of his girlfriend's body to random strangers on the internet for money.
    Max and Chad: Max and Chad went on and made their own podcast titled "Cold Ones" where they would interview social media stars while indulging in the great taste of alcohol.
    HowToBasic: How to basic would continue making his style of videos and would keep pursuing a career on UA-cam.
    In the end they're are all doing their own thing, but sometimes you have to give up friendship to pursue your dreams but their memories arn't lost, instead they are archived on the platform named "UA-cam" for people to also come and reminisce about the people they grew up watching and be entertained by their great content.

  • @pyrow5520
    @pyrow5520 5 років тому +286

    6 years of youtube.
    Has never said a single word on video.
    And the first thing he ever says on video is...
    *_E G G_*

    • @lemius6154
      @lemius6154 5 років тому +25

      in one of his deleted videos he managed to hurt himself and he screamed "FUCK!"
      his actual first words are:
      F U C K
      *E G G*

    • @M7S4I5L8V2A
      @M7S4I5L8V2A 5 років тому +4

      They should get Primitive Technology on so we can hear him to. He's Australian so he's basically next door.

  • @KuBi1337
    @KuBi1337 5 років тому +639

    I bet 6ix9ine knows HowToBasic's real identity.

    • @leonreiswaffel7489
      @leonreiswaffel7489 5 років тому +42

      no, he would've told by now

    • @SomethingExtra
      @SomethingExtra 5 років тому +6

      what the hell is going on in these comments?

    • @Ryuga-2015
      @Ryuga-2015 5 років тому +4

      Something Extra 6ix9ine was suppose to be in prison for life, but he snitched on all of his “friends” so he walks.

    • @SomethingExtra
      @SomethingExtra 5 років тому

      @@Ryuga-2015 i am so confused when i replied to this, dont even remember watching this video

    • @SomethingExtra
      @SomethingExtra 5 років тому

      @@Ryuga-2015 i think that reply might of been a glitch i think i replied to another comment where someone said something nice and everyone started to make fun of him

  • @FudTron5000
    @FudTron5000 5 років тому +48

    This is the only channel I don't skip the ads , that manscape skit was gold.

  • @Carzey
    @Carzey 4 роки тому +61

    POV: Max and Chad interviewing you for an hour.

  • @kyros1283
    @kyros1283 4 роки тому +396

    I honestly hope we never truly find out who HTB is or what he looks like. Makes it more fun especially with podcasts like this

    • @itsPHann
      @itsPHann 4 роки тому +7

      Kyros could be him, you never know...

    • @MulettoMotorsports
      @MulettoMotorsports 3 роки тому +3

      I'm surprised you didn't get spammed with "Warren is HTB"
      The flat earthers of UA-cam.

    • @creationisntgood942
      @creationisntgood942 3 роки тому +1

      I'm surprised no one told you it was too late

  • @theheightness5043
    @theheightness5043 5 років тому +651

    For real though, when are you getting Ian and George on the show?

    • @reyhavoc2911
      @reyhavoc2911 5 років тому +57

      I bet they're saving it up for something special.

    • @rayhangkhan
      @rayhangkhan 5 років тому +81

      I love George, but stop fucking commenting this same shit everytime. It gets annoying

    • @BelleAllBlack
      @BelleAllBlack 5 років тому +16

      George has far too much clout now I bet

    • @DirtiestFish
      @DirtiestFish 5 років тому +29

      they got pewdiepie on i think they can get george miller from 88rising on the podcast

    • @Hunter_Kennedy1
      @Hunter_Kennedy1 5 років тому +8

      @@DirtiestFish I'm sure they can. In a previous episode they said they still talk to him on a normal basis

  • @thesoymilk
    @thesoymilk 5 років тому +425

    Are we just gonna ignore the part where he said he had a dead bird in his house for a week.

    • @salil374
      @salil374 5 років тому +20

      People buy chicken and turkey all the time

    • @insertnamehere3363
      @insertnamehere3363 5 років тому +8

      salil dubey and refrigerate it. That was raw meat just rotting and decomposing

    • @markopolo2224
      @markopolo2224 5 років тому +1

      timestamp?

  • @MAXREZNIK
    @MAXREZNIK 4 роки тому +78

    27:06 haha he kinda freaked out there.

  • @daniisaurushax
    @daniisaurushax 5 років тому +1645

    “I want a big black one” - howtobasic 2019

  • @cosmoringrose6578
    @cosmoringrose6578 4 роки тому +2699

    I assumed that howtobasic was chad for years because I was like “oh, max hangs out with chad all the time. The screaming sounds like him” I didn’t even realize that HowToBasic was hiding his identity. I thought it was public knowledge that he was Chad. Turns out I’m just stupid

    • @anitamann9217
      @anitamann9217 4 роки тому +78

      Cosmo Ringrose I actually thought that too for some time until I noticed the whole mystery around his hidden identity

    • @discipleofdagon8195
      @discipleofdagon8195 4 роки тому +40

      Deadly twister 2....

    • @cosmoringrose6578
      @cosmoringrose6578 4 роки тому +67

      Downy Retard I have been watching all of their videos for years. I just assumed that Chad’s onscreen character was HowToBasic, and then people would make jokes about someone else being HowToBasic. I thought that when they called someone offscreen HowToBasic that it was a joke. Also it’s super fucking weird that you commented “you are” like a week ago and were so mad that I assumed that Chad was HowToBasic that you deleted your original comment and then commented again saying I don’t watch their videos.

    • @cosmoringrose6578
      @cosmoringrose6578 4 роки тому +18

      Kaptain Khorneflakes (I haven’t seen Deadly Twister Two since it came out but I do remember someone pelting them with eggs)I just assumed that it was a joke among their friends like “hey this guy offscreen is HowToBasic because you never see his face even tho it’s obviously Chad” you know because really anyone can throw eggs and Chad could edit it. That’s just how my brain automatically assumed it worked.

    • @cosmoringrose6578
      @cosmoringrose6578 4 роки тому +14

      Downy Retard i automatically assumed that Chad was HowToBasic so my mind took in all information through that lens.

  • @TheAuzman466
    @TheAuzman466 5 років тому +1007

    we all know it's just max chroma'd into the middle of the podcast

    • @gta123987
      @gta123987 5 років тому +11

      It's vsauce

    • @Buccarado
      @Buccarado 5 років тому +1

      @@gta123987 no vsauce has hairy arms

    • @benb4728
      @benb4728 5 років тому

      with Chad's voice

    • @Joesgro15
      @Joesgro15 5 років тому

      He’s black
      Edit: it was a joke don’t attack me

  • @Thaifightzone
    @Thaifightzone 3 роки тому +99

    Must be so weird, going about your daily business, knowing that you play with eggs for a living, and no one knows

    • @b3wz
      @b3wz 3 роки тому +2

      we all know it's warren

    • @creationisntgood942
      @creationisntgood942 3 роки тому

      @@b3wz HowToBasic is not Warrun

    • @b3wz
      @b3wz 3 роки тому

      @@creationisntgood942 yes it is

  • @kretes336
    @kretes336 5 років тому +184

    Everybody gangsta till howtobasic starts talking robot

  • @alexbulgarelli4181
    @alexbulgarelli4181 5 років тому +412

    "Do yours family knows that you do all of that?"
    "Yes"
    That had me in tears.

    • @enrique.7
      @enrique.7 5 років тому +7

      I wanted to like but it has 69likes

    • @tomv3361
      @tomv3361 Рік тому +1

      ​@@enrique.7Now it's 404 I don't want to ruin that as well

  • @anima099
    @anima099 5 років тому +674

    The Golden Age of edgy UA-cam. Ian, Frank, Chad, Max, and HTB. I remember so many channels tried so hard to do what y'all did, until UA-cam decided to get serious about censorship.

    • @darko242
      @darko242 4 роки тому +2

      @TyetheRebel and htb?

    • @jaysenkov1574
      @jaysenkov1574 4 роки тому +4

      @TyetheRebel the only pathetic person is you bro, he's still funny

    • @IdiotBoxProductionsTV
      @IdiotBoxProductionsTV 4 роки тому +2

      TyetheRebel chads the funniest one now

    • @noone-el5lk
      @noone-el5lk 4 роки тому +7

      @TyetheRebel what do you mean by pathetic??? Ian is still the same... The only thing different about him is that he is not that edgy anymore ... He became more calm like in his documentaries....

    • @notmuch4778
      @notmuch4778 4 роки тому

      @@noone-el5lk he's bitching about ian's girlfriend and Ian's relationship

  • @paulc7138
    @paulc7138 4 роки тому +20

    18:41 Easily one of my favorite edits of all time.

  • @sickcxnt9444
    @sickcxnt9444 5 років тому +366

    They just got a bum off the streets and gave him lines to read bruh

    • @axl5378
      @axl5378 5 років тому +13

      for one hour

    • @Adrian-ws6xw
      @Adrian-ws6xw 5 років тому +4

      I know right. Normally this podcast is decent but this one ain't it

    • @rianmsin
      @rianmsin 5 років тому +2

      Alex This was funny wym

  • @cabin_fever
    @cabin_fever 5 років тому +360

    I like how you gave him DrDisrespect hair to throw everyone off

  • @reginaldgraham5221
    @reginaldgraham5221 5 років тому +190

    "I smell weed" - HTB 2019

  • @lelouchlamperouge4273
    @lelouchlamperouge4273 2 роки тому +5

    December has always been bad for YT uploads for HTB,
    Thanks for showing me *how to make kimchi* .

  • @Liquiddeaf
    @Liquiddeaf 5 років тому +405

    26:58 So he's Dolan Dark

    • @rich.o4
      @rich.o4 4 роки тому

      Mustafa it was a joke...

    • @lieusage
      @lieusage 4 роки тому +3

      I literally read this as ‘Donald Duck’ and really did sound like donald there lmao 😂

  • @polan7429
    @polan7429 5 років тому +186

    i think we all want idubbbz on next

    • @shrek2andgoku
      @shrek2andgoku 5 років тому

      Meme

    • @strm8496
      @strm8496 4 роки тому

      @Kardilat no one cares

    • @strm8496
      @strm8496 4 роки тому

      @Kardilat we both know they weren't actually asking as he was quoting the meme. Nice try tho. People always have to tell everyone how special they are. Just calm down and act like a normal person and maybe you would be treated like one.

    • @strm8496
      @strm8496 4 роки тому

      @Kardilat ♥️

  • @ordinaryhomie1643
    @ordinaryhomie1643 5 років тому +412

    Oh damn, I watched hentai with HowToBasic without realising it.

  • @dkhr8049
    @dkhr8049 4 роки тому +22

    1:17:11 HTB say: Max no... That's strange because HTB is the dude who destroys everything and now say to Max that he need to chill.

  • @AngeKerr
    @AngeKerr 5 років тому +325

    I wished that they made the guy with the wig make noises that howtobasic makes to prove it’s actually him

    • @Zezus
      @Zezus 5 років тому +14

      AngeKerr htb did loads of vids with them before so it wouldn’t be surprising that he’s there. Although it was beloved to be max for a while.

    • @Blabla-cg3ul
      @Blabla-cg3ul 5 років тому

      @@Zezus I'm HowToBasic

  • @haz1682
    @haz1682 5 років тому +174

    Watching 3 adult men get drunk off cruisers, this is a sad day for all Australians

    • @ShitStainedBallSack
      @ShitStainedBallSack 5 років тому +7

      Cruisers r 4 bruisers pal

    • @MitcheIIRichter
      @MitcheIIRichter 5 років тому +9

      Homoerotic Activity.

    • @ricebix
      @ricebix 5 років тому +11

      Bruh cruisers get you absolutely pissed and taste like fizzy drink so they're easy to drink. Only no one drinks them except girls cause they make you look like a pooftah

    • @rawrtunaisgod
      @rawrtunaisgod 5 років тому +6

      I’ll never understand what the big deal is with men drinking something with flavor. Why are we expected to drink shit that taste like piss water and nothing else? What the fuck is so taboo about a flavorful drink? Pop is perfectly fine, juice is fine, milk is fine, but if it has alcohol in it? Naaaaww man drink this nasty shit just because. Fuck out of here. Beer taste like fucking shit and don’t give me that “oh it’s just because of the beer you’re drinking” no, they all taste like shit. Fuck me for wanting to enjoy my drink, right?

    • @miscellaneousmedia3753
      @miscellaneousmedia3753 5 років тому

      @@rawrtunaisgod thank you! forget society's rules man, drink what you want!

  • @stevebuscemi5544
    @stevebuscemi5544 5 років тому +277

    Wouldn’t it just be truly meta if this wasn’t even how to basic and just some random guy pretending. The mystery thickens...

    • @zenmindstate110
      @zenmindstate110 5 років тому +2

      Rwqadf funny you say that I was thinking the exact same thing!

    • @Zimited
      @Zimited 5 років тому +1

      It looks too much like Jabrils, it seems so recognisable it is creepy.

    • @SupahSpaceOfficial
      @SupahSpaceOfficial 5 років тому

      I mean he's done it before....

  • @dasonbane2839
    @dasonbane2839 4 роки тому +12

    Deadly twister 2:
    "My ear why did you trow something solid at my ear?!

  • @BigBahss
    @BigBahss 5 років тому +629

    1:14:05
    This timestamp is for my own amusement, but feel free to enjoy it yourselves.
    Edit: This thread is a masterpiece. I am SO proud of this community.

  • @David-hj4wo
    @David-hj4wo 5 років тому +2206

    this honestly could easily not be HowTobasic

    • @kyjortin_gaming
      @kyjortin_gaming 4 роки тому +249

      They got a random chap off the street lol

    • @wofi784
      @wofi784 4 роки тому +142

      I think it is, but he's just wearing a wig to hide the back of his head.

    • @tntrigued5011
      @tntrigued5011 4 роки тому +30

      I thought that he's white

    • @Caliber_1579
      @Caliber_1579 4 роки тому +9

      yeah it's max

    • @davyddocarmocabral2989
      @davyddocarmocabral2989 4 роки тому +19

      @@tntrigued5011 his hand is white. Maybe it's a wig

  • @HowardxDuck
    @HowardxDuck 5 років тому +20

    You guys truly make the best ads. Seriously, they’re my favorite part of your videos

  • @pepper3244
    @pepper3244 4 роки тому +28

    1:10:50 LMAO the look Chad and Max gave each other when howtobasic said that he has shat his pants multiple times :DDD

  • @LolCroWn22
    @LolCroWn22 5 років тому +1550

    Imagine Eric andre on cold ones

    • @sherman8r1998
      @sherman8r1998 5 років тому +35

      That would SUCK

    • @kiajohnsonthomas5884
      @kiajohnsonthomas5884 5 років тому +12

      Boom boom boom boom dead

    • @kaiserkong6587
      @kaiserkong6587 5 років тому +6

      His ad thats been on youtube is god awful

    • @roastedteeth5246
      @roastedteeth5246 5 років тому +16

      That would be chaotically beautiful

    • @larrylentini5688
      @larrylentini5688 5 років тому +64

      He would do something crazy and then immediately realize that Max and Chad are actually crazy. I want to see that moment in history.

  • @theleefella23
    @theleefella23 5 років тому +311

    Never clicked on a video faster than this

  • @cryonix5910
    @cryonix5910 5 років тому +201

    This is fake, everyone knows that Howtobasic is Michael from VSauce.

  • @lelouchlamperouge4273
    @lelouchlamperouge4273 2 роки тому +33

    *Max* - _sees Chad spit_ ; *That's disgusting!* 😖
    *Max's post history* - ( _insert Bruh.mp4_ )

  • @MrSamuel568
    @MrSamuel568 5 років тому +16

    Watching Max slowly progress from a serious conversation to being drunk enough to trie to break the bottle on the table it's the best thing ever

  • @maxbowen5605
    @maxbowen5605 5 років тому +160

    Max: "This definently won't make the cut"
    *makes the cut*

  • @bvo_
    @bvo_ 5 років тому +224

    "Im fat"
    HTB: "Thats true"

  • @MrMagentaSkillzFilms
    @MrMagentaSkillzFilms 4 роки тому +12

    3:15 the glass really said Weeeoooow

  • @leeroy5639
    @leeroy5639 5 років тому +30

    I've been waiting for this one. Well done champs.

  • @hasanr2921
    @hasanr2921 5 років тому +67

    That Wix.com ad is the best ad i've ever seen in my life.

  • @diskeyes
    @diskeyes 5 років тому +40

    Watching it go from a legit interview to Max and Chad being drunken idiots I absolutely love it

  • @AChammer-hu8dm
    @AChammer-hu8dm 3 роки тому +3

    I love how half way/ trowards the end it wasn't even a podcast anymore it was just best friends hanging out remembering the old times lol

  • @ETWCBf3CLAN
    @ETWCBf3CLAN 5 років тому +202

    Max hits a certain level in his drunkedness where he flat out changes personalities LOL

  • @GoyBenius_0901
    @GoyBenius_0901 5 років тому +517

    >White
    >Dreadlocks (99% sure they're fake)
    >Slightly gay sounding voice
    What exactly is this creature?

  • @dawsoncarpenter12
    @dawsoncarpenter12 5 років тому +163

    On the topic of keeping stuff they remove from you during surgery, I had my appendix removed as a teen and they told me I’d get to keep it and I never got it bro they stole my appendix and I’m still pissed

    • @carkmaker
      @carkmaker 5 років тому +6

      What do you think they did with it

    • @iamhughmun
      @iamhughmun 5 років тому +4

      @@carkmaker probably witchcraft

    • @adamroe8540
      @adamroe8540 5 років тому +2

      carlamaker™ money on black market/research/ bio waste

    • @Taconorris
      @Taconorris 5 років тому +3

      Bro my dog went to the vet last week to get a bad tooth pulled out and we asked them THREE times if we could keep it and they said oh ya sure. Then after they were like “oH wE fOrGot” I’m still pissed about it

    • @carkmaker
      @carkmaker 5 років тому +2

      @@iamhughmun appendixcraft