Only people outside of Britain say it as "Zee-Bra", because it's our language and everyone else ruined it. :D (ps I'm kidding about the last language bit. Everyone ruined it! Even us! The original pronunciation though is actually "Zeh-Bra".
Omg. Okay, I have a theory... The main character might be the main character from "If This Is Hell, It Must Be Contagious". I have no evidence for this theory, except for the fact that he said the local Starbucks is hiring. Edit: I've checked the wiki, and I can't find the author for "If This Is Hell, It Must Be Contagious".
Anime boy boss: "so, what makes you qualified for our job?" worker: "I ran away from a monster like a little bitch "silence for 20 secs" boss: "you're hired"
you're so early for a creepsmcpasta video that you don't do anything. you just watch. i'm trying to act like i'm about to write something clever but you know i ain't got shit to write. enjoy the video anyway. thats the point.
This honestly was a perfect creepypasta. The ending wasn't outlandish as it usually is, it was played out to a perfect length, it was very descriptive, and also entertaining.
Absolutely love listening to your stories, only negative for me personally is the music! I usually listen to you as I go to bed and I find the music distracting from the dialogue. Your voice and the expression within it doesn't require music to set the scene in my opinion.. You're very talented and don't need anything other than the story and your voice to make an entertaining video.
this reminds me so much of the SCP that was injected into veterans and amputees that was supposed to return missing limbs and make them super strong. the SCP turned their blood black and when detached from the body the substance would become rock hard. the veterans and amputees experienced extreme pain lost their minds and eventually secreted a almost living black goo that controlled them. of course they escaped and are never seen again. I wonder if this was a joint operation and this one was a way more dangerous SCP that was fortunately covered up in time
Squidward of Catarina cause the last time he had a dog getting it's body parts taken off grusomely people did not like that. That comment section was full of people who did not like that.
I'm 34 secs into the video, while the narrator comments how we never get to see animals do anything cool in a zoo. That's true, but I had the privilege of once hearing a lion roar. It was in a circus, a very decrepit one, and it was like some 8 years ago. That was the one and only time I've been to a circus, I don't remember a whole lot about the experience, but I do remember the sound of the lion roaring. What a sound! It's indescribable. So loud and deep it makes your insides tremble. The most terrible, beautiful and powerful sound I've ever heard. I think if I was face to face with a lion in the wild and it roared like that, I would not be able to run or even stand up, I'd just fall down in shock and hopefully die quickly.
I never leave comments before I watch. You like to know what we think, not just #'s and flirting, and lame repetitive jokes. I tried to volunteer to clean animal enclosures. And funeral homes. All the same, all tight knit exclusive people. Xoxo, thank you for the upload, darling. Xoxo every single one is a unique little slice of a horror. I enjoy your 1st person narrations the most, because your voices changes pitch for questions, suprise, panic, fear... Fantastic work.
It's weird how in some countries, every letter sounded out in the alphabet end with a vowel, y-sound, or the sound that the corresponding letter makes, but then "Z" ends with an ed-sound
Hey man I just heard that u have been robbed I don't know if it was a long time ago or something but I just HOPE that u are good and just felling better I myself have donated to help u and be happier I know it can be like extremely heavy for someone and this happens like every second or minute for someone in the world so I hope u fell better and I will see u soon
Sounds to me like a bio-weapons lab. The goal being to create something similar to the Blob. Earliest stages being the creation, followed by the eventual experimentation to figure out how to control it. The closeness to the zoo was to make it easier to get ahold of a wide variety of specimens to figure out what genetic structure worked best. The only reason they didn't kill the guard for poking around was the fact that there isn't much he could have told anyone. Anyone outside of his group of other guard buddies would think he just hallucinated the matter.
I once saw a lion throw a tantrum in a zoo... It started raining, but we had umbrellas and it was just sprinking. A zookeeper came out to give them food and the male tried to follow them in. When he shut the door he let out a quiet roar and batted at the door, then went over to the meat and plopped down, letting out little growls and roars and dropped his head between his paws XD its was hilarious
So on your resume you said you survived a monster attack and you worked at a zoo you're hired welcome to our Starbucks
Thanks jonhe
Its john
Youre promoted
Little did he know that they were using the black goo as a coffee ingredient, dun dun daaaar
@@CountGraze
CreepsMcPasta is awesome
Wow venom's new introduction into the MCU is strange.
I immediately thought of Venom and Zalgo while listening to this lol
Commander Spyder zalgo?
@@Unlimited_Vis Look him up, and the creepypasta 'He Comes' to see what I mean.
@@commanderspyder5432 so i saw images and well shit i should not have looked that up first thing in da morning
creepypasta video, still funnier than the emoji movie
how are creepypasta video are funny it supports to be scary who thicks creepypasta are funny
Nathan Hall its a joke...
It's a joke because of how bad and unfunny The Emoji Movie is. XD
Trey Abrams n
+Jake “Jake from state farm” what pants are you wearing are they khakis
I luv how he says Zebra. "Zehbrah." 😄
Intellectual Lifeform it's a British thing :)
Only people outside of Britain say it as "Zee-Bra", because it's our language and everyone else ruined it. :D (ps I'm kidding about the last language bit. Everyone ruined it! Even us! The original pronunciation though is actually "Zeh-Bra".
Very British ❤
All of you people are wrong, it's Americans that say it weird, everyone else says it "Zeh-bra" ~ an African
MEGURMAN hi fellow knob
The title makes it sound more like a documentary than a creepypasta
true
It kinda sounds like a *romcom* (I probably spelled the wrong)😂
*why do I find this so funny*
@@lokiskeletal9656
I like Creepypastas.
That's not a rat-monster! It's my wife!
CalebLaw1 lol
your 5 shut up
cat lover kitty Fuck you, bitch. Also, I'M 5? Based on your sorry-ass grammar, I think you have confused my age with yours.
cool im 8 so
cat lover kitty hahaha get out of here kid
It's literally just the venom symbiote
same
Yeah but this was before venom existed.
Dumbbell Warrior not quite but good try
@@dumbbellwarrior5102 Venom made his comic appearance in 1984
Zoo Tycoon 2 Gameplay at 3:00 AM Challenge
( *GONE WRONG* ) ( *GONE VIOLENT* )
I do that some times :3
Hi I'm Doomfist From Overwatch old spice body washhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
Zoo tycoon is my childhood shh
No worries, it's my childhood too ;-;
Rip
I'm so ready to listen to this at bedtime! Funny how this is the only thing that can get me to sleep 😋
Dee Boyd maybe it's his voice
it's oddly calming
midnightblu5976 Only Mr. Creeps can make videos that soothe you and keep you up all night at the same time.
Dee Boyd same.
snap
Me to we are all crazy😝
Omg. Okay, I have a theory... The main character might be the main character from "If This Is Hell, It Must Be Contagious". I have no evidence for this theory, except for the fact that he said the local Starbucks is hiring.
Edit: I've checked the wiki, and I can't find the author for "If This Is Hell, It Must Be Contagious".
Lightning Gaming oh my god 😵
Lightning Gaming it all makes sense now!
Lightning Gaming that poor man
Lightning Gaming may be true that would be awsome if creepy pastas were transformed into a big one
Lightning Gaming OMGITISSOTRUEIHAVETOGOOGLETHISGONESEXUALVOMITWARNINGBLOODWARNING 🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱🅱SPELLICUP🅱I🅱🅱A
I'm sure surviving a monster attack would just make you too overqualified for the job
Lucky Star Yeah that only job you could be qualified for that is the MiB 😆
Anton Chigurh XD
"Surviving a monster attack...might look good on my resume" 😂
Anime boy boss: "so, what makes you qualified for our job?"
worker: "I ran away from a monster like a little bitch
"silence for 20 secs"
boss: "you're hired"
you're so early for a creepsmcpasta video that you don't do anything. you just watch. i'm trying to act like i'm about to write something clever but you know i ain't got shit to write. enjoy the video anyway. thats the point.
PhantomOfDarkness lol very cool. I love your channel btw ☺
LOL. well thank you. :D
I like your channel I like the creepy laugh when the video start.
PhantomOfDarkness you are a hero
thanks zero!
That moment when you seriously consider that customer service might still be worse than what happened to the narrator...
Elizabeth Einspanier XDDDD I'm guessing you worked there
Been listening for years, Creeps' voice is so soothing. Thank you for helping me on many a sleepless nights.
I was just scrolling looking for a creepypasta and then I get the notification for CreepsMcPasta ☺️
l Cryptic l ditto ☺
Same
This honestly was a perfect creepypasta. The ending wasn't outlandish as it usually is, it was played out to a perfect length, it was very descriptive, and also entertaining.
Absolutely love listening to your stories, only negative for me personally is the music! I usually listen to you as I go to bed and I find the music distracting from the dialogue. Your voice and the expression within it doesn't require music to set the scene in my opinion.. You're very talented and don't need anything other than the story and your voice to make an entertaining video.
this reminds me so much of the SCP that was injected into veterans and amputees that was supposed to return missing limbs and make them super strong. the SCP turned their blood black and when detached from the body the substance would become rock hard. the veterans and amputees experienced extreme pain lost their minds and eventually secreted a almost living black goo that controlled them. of course they escaped and are never seen again. I wonder if this was a joint operation and this one was a way more dangerous SCP that was fortunately covered up in time
It sounds close to the scp and it could be a joint operation and there could have been more. Only good knows
matseven blue 😀 What SCP number?
Brother Hajoon that is actually a good theory
Brother Hajoon what one is it was a scp#
F U N F A C T: If you can read this, then you are not blind.
Axer MC in other news water is supposedly wet
+Complexis AJ *WRONG!* Peanuts aren't nuts at all! They are legumes!
F U N F A C T: you are reading this comment
F U N F A C T : you clicked read more
I'm blind, just reading this with my nose
Axer MC what I can't hear you I'm blind
oooooo it started with the spooky spook music it's gonna be a good one
Very surprised no one is complaining about hurt animals in this story, great story either way.
EeVee ee why would people complain?
Squidward of Catarina cause the last time he had a dog getting it's body parts taken off grusomely people did not like that. That comment section was full of people who did not like that.
It's so good to listen to these again. Getting that Halloween mindset months ahead.
"Surviving a monster attack might look good on my resume..." Best line ever
Oh my god, I was just at the zoo...
MoonlightStorm28 I just went to 1 all they had was a dog, it was a shit zoo
lol
OH NO RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN NOW COMRAD RUN
I was going to go to the zoo. Thinking twice now.
@Ayad Omr Ayad it was a play on words lol
Damnit, Venom's loose again.
I'm 34 secs into the video, while the narrator comments how we never get to see animals do anything cool in a zoo. That's true, but I had the privilege of once hearing a lion roar. It was in a circus, a very decrepit one, and it was like some 8 years ago. That was the one and only time I've been to a circus, I don't remember a whole lot about the experience, but I do remember the sound of the lion roaring. What a sound! It's indescribable. So loud and deep it makes your insides tremble. The most terrible, beautiful and powerful sound I've ever heard. I think if I was face to face with a lion in the wild and it roared like that, I would not be able to run or even stand up, I'd just fall down in shock and hopefully die quickly.
Sure! Who's up for a trip to the zoo with me? Let's go see some animals! :D
killer keemstar hey fuck off he didn't say something bad
I'm up for it!
mommymeow32 let's go then
@FrostedFoxes furryhuntinglicence.mpeg
IM IN (give me an m16 an m14 and an m60 and I'm ready to go)
Creeps, you are my favourite Creepypasta storyteller!
I never leave comments before I watch. You like to know what we think, not just #'s and flirting, and lame repetitive jokes. I tried to volunteer to clean animal enclosures. And funeral homes. All the same, all tight knit exclusive people. Xoxo, thank you for the upload, darling. Xoxo every single one is a unique little slice of a horror. I enjoy your 1st person narrations the most, because your voices changes pitch for questions, suprise, panic, fear... Fantastic work.
“Surviving a monster attack might look good on my resume.”~traumatized zookeeper, 2017.
Great Stories!!!
A good creepypasta. I've had a hard time finding them these last few weeks.
This is such creepy Nostalgia I remember listening to this in the woods in the dark over 3 years ago, it hits different
Your stories are interesting. I like listening to the stories you read about in your videos.
I always start to think I know what's gonna happen but it turns out that I'm always wrong. You never fail to surprise me :)
Tf is a zehbra.
Eden potato Stowe fair enough
Zedbrah
OfficiallyThatOneGuy zeqbah
Black and white horse
Hooba Dooba yep.... that one was a little tricky for me to push aside and ignore too. Zehbra..... THA FUHHH?!?!
i love your videos, keep up the great work creeps❤
these stories are so awesome thanks creepsmcpasta. i enjoy your videos!
Coming back to this channel after like two years still great creepypastas :)
You uploaded a video on my birthday!!! Thank you Creeps
me, who works at a zoo: "You might have been to a zoo before" "Nope"
That story was awesome, my favourite so far !
I love your creepypastas creeps. So good.
*Ratted him out*
Ha!!! Puns.
It took me too long to find out he was saying zebra
Bored2k when an American listens to a British person speak. XD THE STRUGGLE IS REAL!
Bored2k I hate people who say zebra like zeebra
Like Zedbra sounds any better....
JB 5 I can't help it I'm American
Proper English, Zhebra.
This was a good story. Keep up the good work.
I just finished watching Friday the 13th, and now this? YAY!!!! MORE CREEPINESS :D
I is universe Raptor 51 lol you had a good day didn't you
I actually did, I had a creepy movie watching marathon :D
Yayy
I think that last line would have be a good creepypasta title too lol "Surviving a monster attack might look good on a resume"
is it bad that I immediately recognized the image from the Harbringer experiment?
Title says The Zookeepers, thumbnail says The Zookeeper. Which is it Creeps????
redraideninthe hood maybe it's both!!!
Silver Wolf bum bum buuuuuuuum
Dude I literally just went to the zoo, I arrive home and see that you uploaded this.
love listening to you creeps!!!!your voice is absolutely perfect! !!!!! XD
This Creepypasta is very Unique. I never thought that Animal testing was so dangerous... Love ur vids
"large, black, and definetley not a zebra" idk why but that line cracked me up.
Oh yeah, the one time he tries to walk in, the experiment works. Makes fucking sense
I love your videos they always peak my interest
I remembered the picture from the hardgebringer experiment (idk if thats spelled right) but thats my favorite creepypasta to date 👍👍
Hey creeps!!! I love your videos!! Thank you for keeping up the good work no matter what!!! 😃😃😃
Loved It! Love Your Channel! Love Your Voice! (it reminds me of home) ☺
The zoo in Denver has an artificial night building for nocturnal critters. It's really cool I recommend
1:10 “who wants to go to a zoo and see a tiger get tranquilized and tested for disease”
Me: I kinda wanna see that now
I usually never skip ads to help support my fellow youtubers, but this add on the video was 5 minutes without a skip lol damn creeps
Excellent job thank you very much.
It's weird how in some countries, every letter sounded out in the alphabet end with a vowel, y-sound, or the sound that the corresponding letter makes, but then "Z" ends with an ed-sound
Angie T only in murica do they say it with a "y" sound at the end
Creeps keep up the great work you do. my all time favorite story loved it
Great story creeps, best storyteller ever
Hey man I just heard that u have been robbed I don't know if it was a long time ago or something but I just HOPE that u are good and just felling better I myself have donated to help u and be happier I know it can be like extremely heavy for someone and this happens like every second or minute for someone in the world so I hope u fell better and I will see u soon
Why are the ads always louder than the videos?
Thank you for a good story 👍👌
I really liked this one. It has that scary feeling as if you were playing a horror video game.
Ah, this thing. I was looking for this thing for a while since I remembered it.
Creature: Can't bust down a metal door. Narrator: The day that thing escapes will be our last. Ok buddy, whatever you say.
best story in a while. props.
I'd like to combine this into the story I'm trapped in the security office at work, and make a creepypasta universe.
Love the videos
I'm not early, I'm 2 minutes late
True
John Hernandez I'm late too don't feel bad
Saraya Fiore no I'm late
Thank you for more
That ending
'Surviving a monster might look good on my resumey"
Im dying...
“let me out! Somebody help me!”
*the creature hears him*
It was at this moment The Zookeeper knew....He f**ked up.
awesome and original story!
Nice vid fam
ANYONE ELSE RECOGNIZE THE NOD AT THE END TO THE STORY "if this is hell then it's contagious?"
These vids are better then any movie
Aaaannndddd you deserve 2M subs •3•
Keep doing what you're doing bro
Your videos're very well done m8 👌
Every body gangsta till the beasts start disapering
Creepmcpasta I love ur vids they give me chills.
Sounds to me like a bio-weapons lab. The goal being to create something similar to the Blob. Earliest stages being the creation, followed by the eventual experimentation to figure out how to control it. The closeness to the zoo was to make it easier to get ahold of a wide variety of specimens to figure out what genetic structure worked best. The only reason they didn't kill the guard for poking around was the fact that there isn't much he could have told anyone. Anyone outside of his group of other guard buddies would think he just hallucinated the matter.
The way you say zebra is adorable
Symbiotic black ooze creature? Oh what could it be*says sarcastically *
Keep it up with the longer ones ur doin great
This background reminds me of my favourite creepy pasta and what's that you ask?? Well the harbinger experiment of course
I loved the last sentence. It's great when a creepy story can have some humor.
Why doesn't hollywood make creepypasta movies? (BAM! MILLION DOLLAR IDEA!)
Shuffler this one is Venom
Good job creeps keep up the great work
The ending was rather lovely
I once saw a lion throw a tantrum in a zoo... It started raining, but we had umbrellas and it was just sprinking. A zookeeper came out to give them food and the male tried to follow them in. When he shut the door he let out a quiet roar and batted at the door, then went over to the meat and plopped down, letting out little growls and roars and dropped his head between his paws XD its was hilarious
Aye a new quality creepypasta. Nice.