True Facts: The Ostrich
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
- Brenda...Where's my egg?
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• Hilarious Ostrich Cour...
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Because of zefrank, I've learned more about animal genitalia than I ever would have wanted to learn... about animal genitalia.
The video with the duck genitalia still haunts me...
lavendermagic84 me too my friend....me too....and I live in a lake town in Florida....so see the bastards all the time.
Because that is how the zefrank do
OK, Jerry
@@thehiddenninja3428 Oh man, you beat me!
Pretty sure the feather-faced guy spitting out the egg is far more disturbing than the actual egg-laying process.
OMG. I didn't even notice it was a human mouth lolol
You mean Jerry. Yeah.
Imagine how mating would've looked like with that meat socket puppet.
@@avariceseven9443 I've seen the uncensored versions of the elephant male and female hyena. I really don't want the ostrich version stuck in my grey matter as well.
I think.. That's the point?
Jerry's imitation is horrifyingly accurate to be honest
I thought it was the real thing until the second time I saw it.
I just wondered how he did it and with what part of his body until the second time I saw the lips
That was awesome.
For anybody who wishes to be newly horrified: 2:51
I have seen this like 10 times, but just noticed that it was a mouth. Ja
I'm actually super stoked that ostriches can't fly. Imagine what that would be like.
I'd imagine it would be horrible if one crapped on someone's car...
Horrific😂
*flight of the Valkyries starts playing in the background*
On the other hand, look at those drumsticks! Turkeys are shamed. 😆
Or worse, cassowaries
I refuse to believe that an actual bird laying an actual egg can somehow be *more* obscene than that horrifying substitute.
It was actually a dude spitting out eggs. Unless chickenses have beard stubble :-p
I think we all agree with this sentiment
I'll be honest...I had no idea it wasn't stock footage of a chicken laying an egg the first time I saw it in the episode. I was thoroughly surprised to see it was a human mouth, and only after the hand walked by
I just realized that was a human mouth lol
it surprisingly is, look up chicken laying eggs on youtube
So I just realized the egg was coming out of his mouth not an ostrich.
If you have ever seen an egg coming out of a cloaca, its was damn close!
Wendy Austin hell yea. I thought that what I was looking at until I read this comment
@@TreeFreak As someone who has had chickens, it WAS a very close representation
I was sure it was the real deal too, till the "bloopers".
Ain't that hilariously disgusting?
Lol, only in the end I noticed the "ostrich laying the egg" scene was fake. Very well interpreted
Holy crap I had to go back and rewatch it
I legit thought his stubbly chin was just like a weird plucked hen belly what is wrong with me, man's a genius
He said it was fake
Recovering Soul r/whoosh
@@gemini__inimeg5317 go back to 2018
@@_Eric._ stfu normie
do one on the Emu, and don't forget to mention the Emu war.
Spoiler: the Emu won.
Plus they can get some nice new feather hats. Uhhh, did I say feather hats? I mean I want to... -gether chat! With you!
@@gangrenousgandalf2102 Lol
oversimplified reference
No. The Emu won the battle but lost the war.
Once public bounties were placed on the Emus their populations sharply declined.
Errrrr I’m guessing there’s more to this story 🤔
I did an entire presentation on the emu war for my War and Conflict class
Jerry needs a raise for his passionate and hard work.
Geo Leo I’m pretty sure that’s just Frank talking to himself since Jerry is never credited, which is so much funnier
@@rooboo3387 Or... He could be a manifestation of Jerry's subconscious as a second persona, one being more frisky and unprofessional.
@Andrew Humphrey He's sacrificed his dignity for this one, so let's give him some credit on that.
this was his finest hour, although making outer space out of tardigrade poop was great too
Thanks guys 😀
I just realized that's someone spitting out an egg...
And I can't stop laughing 😂😂
Jerry needs a raise
It took the third take for me to get it lol.
@@alandgomez5905 took the outtakes for me lol
@@twilightsparkle75 You gotta love these guys efforts 😁.
“Being a small animal on the ground was a bit like riding a tricycle in a mosh pit”
Poetry.
I loved moshing when I was younger. I wish I'd thought of that then.
BANZAAAAIIII...!
"Like a snow globe filled with chili con carne, it's wings are useless."
Better than Shakespeare
The similes in this are outstanding:
“Like Segway tried to reinvent the horse”
“Like chilli con carne in a snow-globe”
“Like riding a tricycle through a mosh pit”
Similes, not metaphors.
@@UnitSe7en, I couldn't help but think...
"That's a terrible metaphor."
"Yeah well it's a simile, so..."
UA-cam: no, you can't show ostrich laying egg
Jerry: Don't worry, I got this
Jerry needs a raise 😂😂
Jerry casually cracks his fingers and grabs the entire craft drawer of feathers and glue
@@hoopthornseaweed It's "GLEEU."
Austin Lucas 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lol that egg was coming out of a mouth
People are afraid of spiders when they really should be afraid of this bootleg dinosaur that can outrun you with ease
See, the thing is, I've never found an ostrich running along my wall at a speed that should not be possible at its size.
The other day, my friend stepped on a spider and he died.
Sorry, i meant the spider died.
@@Calabryn a local farmer had two of them when I was a child (don't ask why) and that scarred me forever
Cassowaries are the scariest ones . They look like something straight out of a dinosaur book and they're known to attack people.
@@FlutterMouse thank goodness I'm from Central Europe then
This kind of roasting is why ostriches beat people up
@mr Banana The second war birbs would win and this time by a lot ._.'
Yeah, but roasted ostrich is so tasty, especially when cooked on a Big Green Egg.
Speaking of Emu War, one does wonder how the emus are doing, considering recent wild fires...
@Sam Bacon in other words, roasted koala?
Tae Kwan Leap.
"side ostrich out of your league too-ahh" was absolutely brilliant
weeknd refrence
The Ostrich is actually just Flamingo that used drugs
junkie flamingo
@Toori Baba flamboyant, not necessarily gay
I'd say the contrary 🤔 or like two very different kinds of drugs
@@mayart2688 one is kiwi on LSD and other is kiwi on steroids
Flamingos on steroids
You left out the best part about the ostrich: Ostrich farmers have to stay well away and out of sight when it is mating season, or else the ostrich will start doing its mating dance in front of them. Why? Because ostriches find humans more attractive than other ostriches. "Remember, no matter how ugly you may think you are, to an ostrich, you're the sexiest thing on two legs."
What a self esteem boost this gave me.
Really?
That’s why they have small brains
@@silascoley7331 the first comment boosted me up and yours brought me back down to solid sand. I mean ground. What a roller coaster hahahaha
anibody wantu pluck my duck
“But his side ostriches out of your league too aHh”
What a nice reference he did lol
HyperBen What’s the reference?
@@schisandra it's a song by The Weekend, Starboy
Finally i found this comment. Sucks that i'm not the one to write it lol😂😂
When he said this I died laughing!
"The egg emerges from the female's cloaca, a multipurpose - what is that, a smoothie?"
Lmao
"Why? Why the Ostriiiiich?"
That pronunciation made me spit out my tea.
GentlemanPenguin I want that to be my ring tone and morning alarm forever
Are you a roadman
Your not suppose to say it with a mouth full of tea.....😁
wait, throughout the whole video, or is there s specific instance? I missed it.
@@Broockle 3:35
True Facts: Kiwi. THEY ARE THE SIZE OF BASKETBALLS.
and are great substitutes for them as well
*throws from 3 point line*
Yeet
I thought they were the size of kiwis
I had no idea New Zealanders were that tiny!
HUH?!
I would be thrilled if we get a True Facts: Jerry some day
Yes.
Please, please, please!
Jerry is a metaphor for all the Davids in Ze’s videos (my headcanon).
Edit: Maybe David is a metaphor for Jerry.
This is too much; I must pee on the bed... for comfort.
Well. Lets start sending Ze some facts about Jerry's we all know!
@@beachgirl4583 Yes. And like the Morgan Freeman episode I think we're owed both a Jerry and a David episode. This is why we should submit photos, footage and definitions of Jerrys and Davids.
“...like an AT-ST Walker....”
Me: 😂
“...if you speak hyper-nerd.”
Me: 😑😑😑
LOL !
HAH, GOT EM
Oh.... i'm owning that
"Yes, i speak Hypernerd"
I'm not the biggest Star Wars fan but even I got that. Not sure if I should feel proud or disappointed. Maybe both.
@@ElysetheEevee Yes, both.
The egg laying segment is more likely to get flagged than the real thing.
“But his side ostriches out of your league too-ah”
Love that he incorporated The Weeknd into a video about ostriches
I flipping died
It was so clever and unexpected
Fr that was *the* highlight of this vid
I LOL'd so hard
@@FrostbiteRep me too. Me too lmao
Educating people while entertaining them, because that's how the zefrank dooooo.
Now I need a video on True Facts about ZeFrank.
I can hear him say this
@@FarrTheFox Narrated by Morgan Freeman
W Chandra we need this in life
Imagine if you had the ability to translate your foibles into humorous inspiration for others, awkward but unprecedentedly poignant... and also you said baby like “behBEH.”
That is how a ZeFrank do.
When the first egg-laying scene happened, I thought it might've been some other bird. Then, the second time, I realized it was a mouth. I'm dying! XD
Well done, Jerry. Well done.
Just realized I’d never seen a baby ostrich before
@Oggatha Christie cutest bird baby so far that I have seen.
they work for the bourgeoisie
Same. It popped up and I was shocked.
Same as you've never seen a baby seagull. Think about it?
I mean who really has?
Jerry walking in with an ostrich.
Zefrank: What you got there?
Jerry: A smoothie.
This meme is so perfect it's terrifying.
I this we can declare this meme retired. It will never be more relevant or perfect.
😂😂💀💀
“A very well greased AT-ST if you speak hyper-nerd”
I do indeed, and I can’t decide if I’m offended
You could put a bird wang on an AT-ST and it would upset my headcanon less than the last two Star Wars movies.
I felt a bit like Captain American in the first Avengers movie. "I did. I got that reference."
Our kind are not offended
@@tamlandipper29 lol
You are not offended.
“Brenda, where’s my egg?”
“I don’t know did you lose it?”
I’ve lost most of mine. It happens. I’m 46.
The amount of effort Jerry put to get his pay is outstanding
Wtf it was at 666 who liked it
Jerry doesn't get paid. Jerry does what he can so he gets to live another day.
“His body was like this ; but his head was like *THIS* . “
I get that Reference🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Good catch.
As one who is fluent in Hypernerd, I appreciate that joke.
@@Chad_Eldridge AT ST: All Terrain Scout Transport from Star Wars
4-6.
Greetings fellow nerd
Ha nerds !!!!!
It was great
@@mavvh1054 and video games and comic books
"Why the ostrii..ich?" Something I ask myself every night before falling asleep.
"Why? Why the OstrieESCHh? "
Haha idk what happened but I love that
I was looking for that comment!! 😂😂😂 that inflection was hilarious
lmao that was my favourite part of the video 😂😂😂
03:35
😂😂
But why?
"It can still stick it's thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten"
I'm sorry, what? Wanna run that by me again?
I first heard the whole thing as "...stick its thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten from a distance."
I was even more lost!
Is it a sex thing? I feel like it's a sex joke
absurdlynerdy that would make a lot of sense actually
Thumb in butt, other finger tickling a "kitty"
Anus and Vulva
Fun fact: some ostriches are more attracted to humans than other ostriches. Some will only do their mating display for male humans, while some will only do it for female humans.
For real? 😕
That's odd.
They’re reverse furries
please tell me ur joking lmao
@@goldenretreevee3409 skinnies?
Horny I am
“Why the ostrICH?” At 3:36 gets my vote for voice work of the year. Takes a simple simple line and magics it into funny.
“ side ostrich out of your league too ah” 💀 nice the weeknd reference
Finally !
Yes!!
i caught that too
Yes
Perfect
Ze Frank, When are we getting a True Fact: The Ze Frank?
What about True Facts: The Jerry
@@wesleybird880 That, too, but let's start with the Wild Ze Frank first. Jerry can wait.
We already did, from SuperCarlinBrothers: ua-cam.com/video/bdTvRekbKuM/v-deo.html
"ze" is already an alteration of "the", so it's not "the ze frank", it's "ze frank"
but please no cloaca
The ostrich is also the only bird that urinates and defecates separately
@Trash King the Mighty Ruler of Garbage Town Ty, very good
Don’t ducks also?
Really? So it doesn't just have urea expulsion, but actually has a distinct bladder?
Are you saying that other birds poo, pee, and make sweet, sweet love all in a single, magical orifice known as the cloaca?
@@K9River yes, all other berds do all the dirty shit from the same hole.
"At times, the ostrich may look like the makers of The Dark Crystal ran out of supplies and had to glue floor sweepings onto a starving chicken."
That's criminally funny, and now i can't unsee this
Agreed. I laughed way too hard at it and replayed it a good three or four times
Came to say this
Realizing ive never really looked at an ostrich's foot
Their feet are better adapted for bipedal running than ours.
*I've
r/showerthoughts
RIght!?! Who knew they only had 1 talon?
Tell me that dry scaly jurassic ground stamper didn't belong to a dinosaur at some point in the past...
Well, we already know how the ostrich do the do
To better understand this statement, imagine....disco.
THAT is how an ostrich do.
Imagine making a sock puppet out of pork meat. And you are bad about making sock puppets.
*HOLD UP*
I feel stupid now... I've only realized in the outtro that it was a human mouth squeezing out a chickens egg 😭😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Same lmfao
I didn't get it the first time either. lol
Orodon Kassa yup.. you’re stupid
Ostriches are honestly amazing for their gigantism alone, but imagine if giants like the Elephant Bird or the Moa were still around (which I only recently found out are two groups of different lineage and geographic origin). The Moa is actually seemingly the only bird to completely lose even its vestigial wings, meaning it was basically just a huge body with a neck and some legs attached. I can't believe we'll never get to see one in person.
Imagine being 5 feet tall, with 10 feet long legs, then try to jump across gaps while flapping your arms like they are nothing more than wet pasta.
That is how the ostrich do.
I mean couldn’t they just walk it with those damn legs
He should have mentioned ostrich kicks straight annihilated predators and Human vehicles
The next time I'm hungover, that how I will do.
So am I 5 feet tall or 10 feet tall? Or 15 feet tall?
The Golden Sealion,
Your pfp says you’re a sheep.
“A sock puppet filled with pork meat” will haunt me forever.
MADE of pork meat
He’s a meet puppet a meat puppet a puppet of meat
That's how I will describe porn scenes forever.
Yeah, it kind of puts me off porkchops for dinner tonight. But then again, I've seen horses mate; HOLY GODS, I sure hope the mares enjoy that, because aaaaaaargh.
Watched the precual not far off
This just makes me excited for the day we get true facts about the Cassowary.
That Asshole in The Comment Section YESS WE NEED TRUE FACTS ABOUT THE CASSOWARY
I saw a feature on tv before. A cassowary could rip through a car's metal plates. Cassowaries are awesome. Who wouldn't want to see that on this channel?
That we have to see! 😁
I remember one almost killed Batman.
Yes
The pumpkin line went over 99% of people’s heads, but don’t worry, I spent 20 seconds laughing my ass off.
It almost went over my head but then I was like.... waaaaaaait a minute...
I honestly couldn’t even make out what he was trying to say. I rewatched that part a good five times and was annoyed that there was no captions available for this video, so that wouldn’t help me figure out what he was saying either.
Can you tell me what he said there?
@@xavier12321
My question to the OP applies to you too. :)
@@anti-ethniccleansing465 He said... that it could '' Stick it's thumb into a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten'', which translates to... well, if you don't get it, you'll get it someday.
This reminded me of the cartoon show, Ed Eddn Eddy, where one of the boys, named Rolf, insulted the ed boys by saying "your bush is overgrown and your cucumbers are soft!!" Which as a kid goes over your head, but as an adult 🤣🤣🥴
"Well we need footage so you know what you have to do Jerry"
"....is that a smoothie?"
I loved it though it still was weird at first.
“Like driving a tricycle in a mosh pit.”
So you mean traffic in the Philippines?
Holy crap **PTSD flashbacks of getting stuck in traffic driving an MT**
So we're basically like tiny behbeh birds in a dinosaur-filled world 😢😢😢
good thing I stop working in a company and decided to work from home
Dear god yes
Oh gee, traffic in the Philippines is absolutely scary. I remember my family and I were returning to Manila, and we got caught in traffic with all the trucks and other buses. They were all so close to one another, and this truck was so close to this bus, that it took off its wing mirror and scratched the side.
Yawa
"I don't think he thought that through"
The ostrich: oh yes i did
*ymca song plays*
“Why, the Ostriiiiiiich?”
“But his side ostriches out of your league too ah” 😂
Side note: Has he done the Shoebill? Because that another interesting prehistoric looking bird.
E L shoebills also look like they came from the dark crystal
Not yet. I think this is one of the first bird videos, actually
@@weysal7131 Shoebills aren't real. They are, in fact, actually all muppets.
This cracked me up because it is a reference from The Weeknd's Starboy song. 😂😂
@@nulllex0099 I believe that he did a video on owls way back
"Who gives a crap about what people expect of you?" Words to live by.
Nice speculation. Can you back it up at all?
@@Chad_Eldridge Gotcha, and you're right. Sociopaths DGAF. lol
@@Chad_Eldridge I agree
Anyone else think it was a dick move to immediately after the "you run you" and "who gives a crap what other people think", the camera drone / helicopter rises up above, like they are taunting the ground control poly poultry.
Deuce Moncura Ah yes, he also patented breathing
"Like a snow globe filled with Chile con Carne".... why are you like this 1:40
🤣
Because… that's how Frank do
I'm gonna go with Childhood Trauma and an "Uncle Jerry" incident
ZeFrank, master of the obtuse simile.
I was actually crying with laughter after the snowglobe mental picture.
My dad was once attacked by an ostrich at a zoo. It took his glasses by pokey pokey him and my dad, being terribly nearsighted without glasses frantically crawled into the fence to retrieve it. It was a whole scene.
When can we have "True Facts: Jerry"?
That'd be a great April 1st video.
vote this!
That's how Jerry do.
I support this ☝🏻
Here is a true fact for ya. Johney Cash fought off an Ostrich on his farm once and wound up with several broken ribs- leading to his relapse into drug and painkiller addiction
"But why the Ostriiich"
This had me laughing so hard, I cried!!
Me too😂
i dunno why its stuck in my head in a loop
not complaing though ....
Why? Why the corona?
Took me way too long to realize it was the guy with feathers taped to his face spitting out the eggs. I’m so dumb lol
Well, this...explains.
You are not dumb. It took me watching it THREE TIMES. And then once I realized there was some razor stubble, I watched it a dozen more.
It’s genius.
It’s even better than the original Ostrich video he did. Can’t believe the Ostrich dick was too much for youtube. Has anyone ever watched a Brazilian Wax How To video on UA-cam? Yeah, and the ostrich dick was nixed?
*ahem* Y-yes, that's... clearly Obvious to anyone with functioning eyes. I don't know how anyone could possibly have missed that
Same
@@Jamie_McElroy Penises are inherently evil. Everyone knows that!
Let's be real: Jerry is indeed the MVP on this.
“They can stick their thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten.” 😳 Lmao 😂 That one didn’t fly by me, ZeFrank!
Well of course it didn't, Ostriches don't fly!
I am self assured that was censored he was not really talking about his thumb LoL
Could you imagine if Ostriches could fly? Like we'd just randomly see flocks of Ostriches flying over head. Man, that'd be terrifying and awesome!
Not if they all decided to go to the bathroom.......omg!
Once upon a time, a few dozen million years ago, giraffe sized animals took to the skies. THAT must've been scary
If they could fly we'd definitely be riding them.
It'd be like in Donkey Kong Country where they'd "fly" by slowly gliding until they'd reach the ground, and then leap up into the air again and continue gliding once more
@@davefaust7317 Shit ya
I can't explain why the line "But why? Why the Ostriiiich?" makes me laugh so much but it just does.
Same, i was looking for this comment lol
timestamp please
3:35
i love that part so much 😂
It sounds more like “ostriiidge.” :)
i don’t think you realize how long it took for me to realize that the egg laying clip was actually a person....,,
You're not alone... and now I can't unsee it. AAAAAAHHHH! He put an egg into his **mouth**!? OK, OK brain, chill. American and Canadian chicken farms wash their eggs, somewhat. It's why they need to be refrigerated. Washing removes the protective coating from the shell that prevents rapid decay. Still, eww...
IT WAS WHAT?
Like a snow globe filled with chili con carne, it's wings are useless.
I kinda want one of those just so people ask what it is.
Douglas Adams vibes off of that line.
Wat?
"Sometimes people may expect you to fly but if you see an opportunity to run instead, you run as fast and hard as you can until your the fastest thing on two legs. Who gives a crap what people expect of you?" - Ostrige 2020
How did you edit this comment and still spell "ostrich" wrong when it's literally in the video title? I'm dying lmao (but also yes, that line made me smile)
@@otterpoppin they probably misspelled it wrong on purpose because that sounds exactly like how ZeFrank would say "ostrich", like "bebe"
That is how the ostrich do.
@@kdarkwynde this is my life’s moto now.
This could be a quote mistaken in Bojack Horseman
Kiwi: largest egg to body ratio, and the only bird to have nostrils on the end of its beak.
Scorpio floppy popsicle
Also has the shortest beak of any bird (as the offical way of measuring is from the tip to the nostrils)
Yet if you grab a kiwi by the beak it'll probably murder you.
Completely lost the hollowness of its bones (are now as solid as a mammals bones) and has one of the most if not THE most potent sense of smell out of any birds
And that is how the Kiwi do.
1:37 oh man, tell me that the ostrich's dance doesn't look like Gina Linetti dancing in Brooklyn 99.
I'm dying
Gotta do mankind's arch rivals from down under: the Cassowary and the Emu.
The emus defeated the Australian military in combat.
I'm still not over that.
I would definitely love to see Zefrank show us how the cassowary do!! They are a weird creature... Lol
The great Emu war is something history will never forget
I mean, in fairness, it was two soldiers and a machine gun. I'm *PRETTY SURE* that Australia could have put a _teeny bit_ more effort into it if they really cared.
@@coryzilligen790 Go watch the Great Emu war by Oversimplified. I'm certain it took more than 2 soldiers with a machinegun.
1:41 That ostrich has had too many drinks at the bird bath bar. Call him a taxi please.
Footage of an ostrich bachelorette party.
"but his side Ostriches out of your league too. Ah" ROFLMAO
robertantonnyc we love a good weekend reference
I saw this immediately after the ostrich mating dance video, in which the poorly made sock puppet filled with sausage was NOT censored. I was expecting to be double traumatized, I've never been so grateful for a censor in my life.
“They’re not great at insults. They have a tiny brain.” I related to that one.
@@TyinAlaska yes, Tyler, that was the joke, tyler
Before he said that I was thinking that was a dumb insult lmao
@@TheJerbol apparently you and Tyler both thought that
"But his side ostriches out of your league too, ah."
Omfg god dude I was crying, I love you man
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
I don’t understand lol
@@1997jankuschef From Starboy by The Weeknd - Main bitch out your league too, ah
Side bitch out of your league too, ah
I was going crazy trying to find anyone else who caught this.
Zefrank is a fever dream, I needed confirmation I hadn't imagined the Weeknd as an ostrich.
Zefrank1: "WhY tHe OsTrIcH?"
God: "Why not?"
Evolution: "whargarble"
Australia was God's 7th Day fun. The unbelievable weirdness of its wildlife!
"Or stick it's thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten!" JESUS! I'M CRYING!
That took me awhile to get! Hahah
"Or stick its thumb in a pumpkin and still tickle a kitten"
Is this what I think it is
Yes. And no, no pumpkins will be harmed during the process. In fact I hear some kind of like it.
Brings a new meaning to The Smashing Pumpkins huh.
God... I just got it...
I just reheard that line and immediately realized i missed the joke the first time i saw the video.
That's absolute comedy gold that was so beautifully downplayed.
For me to get it, it took reading all these comments, muttering _out loud_ about how nursery rhymes don't exactly match up because that was a plum, and then pausing for a second to finally get it...
...once I realized it had to be something sexual.
You are slowly, one episode at a time, turning into sir David Attenborough.
2:31 this man just quoted the Weeknd "Starboy" when talking about ostrich mating habits....the game has been won.
So that was Jerry's mouth...
No wonder Ostriches like human faces-
An ostrich is like the bird version of a giraffe with the speed of a cheetah
And the brain the size of a rat.
@@KiomonDuck rats are probably smarter than ostriches
when you say it like that, that sounds terrifying
ii Marquise ii ii Marquise ii rats are definitely smarter than ostriches
2:50 Took me until the end of the video to realize it's a mouth.....
IKR!! had to watch it like 3 times to confirm!
At first, i thought it was an asshole.
I never looked that closely at a chicken's ass.
But will he sing his mating song?
Edit: no song in this vid, but the Weeknd reference at 2:30 is a nice touch🤣
1:22
I appreciate this reference massively.
Truefacts: The Emu? cmon the emu is such a bad ass it won a war against the Australian Army!
Though it lost the war after the government decided it would supply the local townspeople with ammo. The resulting guerrilla warfare tactics killed several tens of thousands of emus over six months.
Cassowaries would be a good one too, those are pretty deadly.
There is a video out there of an emu piercing a riot shield with one of its claws.
Yeah, so could mallard ducks. It's the Aussies, after all. Pitch a barbecue at em, they'll take themselves out.
@@flinx it's also (obviously) a bit silly to say they won in the first place, as even before the Australians gave up they had already killed quite a number of emus.
We mock them for not being able to, but imagine if ostriches COULD fly. They'd conquer the world in a weekend.
storyquest, nah, they’d all smack into windows and trees and die. Remember that teeny brain!
"Why the ostriiiich?"
I don't know why but this killed me
The tone of it was phenomenal :'D
TheJerbol haha, right? And “the beiurd.”
3:35
“Why, why the ostrEiCh?”
4:00
Unironically beautiful and majestic.
"The ostrich moves a bit like if Segway took a stab at reinventing the horse. Or perhaps like a very well-greased AT-ST Walker if you speak hypernerd." 😅
Same
I am hypernerd
Yeah, had to explain that one lol
I get it! I understood that reference!
The All Terrain Scout Transport (AT-ST), also known as a Scout Transport, Scout Walker, or derisively as a chicken walker, was a lightweight, bipedal walker..."
The motion of an AT-AT is modeled, patterned after an elephant's ambulation. 2nd AT = armored transport.
Has Jerry unstuck those feathers from his face yet??
Painful....but suffering for your art is a noble thing indeed.
That is how the Jerry do!
Love Jerry.
Jerry's an idiot. 😁
Now I know why eggs are shaped that way: it's the weeble-wobbling factor that prevents them from going too far. When spit out of a mouf surrounded by featherf.
“Riding a tricycle in a mosh pit”
Legit made me laugh
Karen has gone to demand a warning sticker from tricycle manufacturers stating that the device is not to be used in any mosh pits except, she will concede at most, by sober clowns over the age of 17.
geekdivaherself This is gold. Lol!!😂😂😂
@@Ivy94F - Belated thanks!
I had tears in my eyes I was laughing so hard, thank you, thank you very much, the way they look when they do the mating dance was hilarious and your narrative is down pact.
Peace to you
"Well greased AT-ST, if you speak hypernerd"
You dropped your walker.
"Males will mate with a number of female ostriches, although one will be his main lady ostrich." That's his *bottom stritch.*
Yes I know what you are saying..you dont have to keep asking
Is there an actual Jerry?? I feel like Ze jus does everything himself lol
“Another interesting thing about the Ostrich, when threatened, they attack.”