"For example, when you're travelling through the scrub and your engine packs up, you're in big trouble. Or are you? What you need is a piece of Mopani wood, which you whittle down with your pen knife until you've created a four-cylinder petrol inline, such as this that I made earlier. Simply bolt it in under the bonnet and you're gonna be okay."
Use that at le mans, "For example, when you're going down the mulsane straight and your electric and petrol engines break down because you have a Peugeot LMP1 your in big trouble, or are you. Just take a piece of moplini wood and whittle it away with a pen knife and boom, a fully functional Engine and Hybrid system ready to go into the car for the next round of the World Endurance Championship because you spent three weeks making an engine out of a piece of wood with a pen knife.
For example, when you are crawling back to camp after having been attacked by a lion only to find out that your car has been stolen, you're in big trouble... Or are you? What you need is some Mopani wood, which you wittlewith you pen knife until you've got a porsche 911 which you can use to drive to the nearest settlement for medical help. You're life is saved...
Say you punch a producer in the face and get fired from your job. You're in real trouble.... Or are you? What you need is a contract from Amazon Prime which you can sign with a pen, and then you're saved.
One reason why these guys are so special is because of their delivery and radio worthy voices. Nobody else that they've thrown onto Top Gear can equal that one aspect.
it only just occurred to me after many years that Hammond's 'pen knife' being massive was a short joke Edit: when the fuck did this get so many likes 😂
When I next call the AA to my broken down car I hope these three turn up with a van crammed with some wood and a penknife! I'll then have three rubber tyres and a wooden one!
@@tylerspunucious7420 But what if you’re travelling through the bush and you need to make some tools out mopani wood but your pen knife snaps, your in real trouble. Or are you? Simply get some mopani wood and whittle it down using a pen knife..and your saved.
Fun fact: all three used the same pen knife
nah, they used an extra small one for Hammond to make him look close to normal size
@@fabianblom2458 read again, I understood the joke
Fabian Blom you’re the joke
@@fabianblom2458 Congratulations, you played yourself.
For anyone wondering, the dude said something along the lines of r/Woosh
Fun fact: Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer
"For example, when you're travelling through the scrub and your engine packs up, you're in big trouble. Or are you? What you need is a piece of Mopani wood, which you whittle down with your pen knife until you've created a four-cylinder petrol inline, such as this that I made earlier. Simply bolt it in under the bonnet and you're gonna be okay."
That's too good :D
Single cylinder 2 stroke seems more realistic
Use that at le mans, "For example, when you're going down the mulsane straight and your electric and petrol engines break down because you have a Peugeot LMP1 your in big trouble, or are you. Just take a piece of moplini wood and whittle it away with a pen knife and boom, a fully functional Engine and Hybrid system ready to go into the car for the next round of the World Endurance Championship because you spent three weeks making an engine out of a piece of wood with a pen knife.
@@RunningOn7CylindersYT u underrated legend💀💀lmaoo
"Whats that in your neck?"
"Propshaft....."
Just imagine that happens to you; that you accidentally swallow a propshaft when you're out in the bush. You're in big trouble...or are you....?
The laugh at 1.43 just made me smile
This really was just a "lovely holiday which were accidentaly filmed" as Jeremy, Richard and James had said
1:43
Or 1:33 you can hear Clarkson laughing in the background
" you can make a multi-story car park out of this"😂😂😂
This entire bit is just pure gold. Every second.
Very true
@@atiagenesis2073 it's a shame the version on iPlayer has this cut out
"...you're in real trouble.
Or are you?"
Shane Fell and "For example...(slow zoom)"
For example, when you are crawling back to camp after having been attacked by a lion only to find out that your car has been stolen, you're in big trouble... Or are you? What you need is some Mopani wood, which you wittlewith you pen knife until you've got a porsche 911 which you can use to drive to the nearest settlement for medical help. You're life is saved...
Say you punch a producer in the face and get fired from your job. You're in real trouble.... Or are you? What you need is a contract from Amazon Prime which you can sign with a pen, and then you're saved.
White Wolf, not going to lie. that's quite funny
Vsauce music starts playing
here from last episode..
One reason why these guys are so special is because of their delivery and radio worthy voices. Nobody else that they've thrown onto Top Gear can equal that one aspect.
This is how morgan makes its cars
I KNEW SOMEBODY WAS GONNA SAY IT 😂
Are you telling me that if global warming allows elephants to swarm north and west, those wooden car dudes are screwed?
The superstructure on the Zumwalt is largely balsa wood and Kevlar.
you can hear Jeremy holding back the laugh at 1:34
Jeremy is thinking of something dirty. B-)
I don't think you can reasonably conclude that that is Jeremy from one random sound that lasted half a second.
David you definitely can
proper british smoker
@@David-ud9ju If you have some critical thinking abilities, you sure can. That is EXACTLY how jeremy sounds like...
Did you see Hammond's pen knife..😂😂😂😂
oppaihammer 11 dats a big pen knife
It's actually a normal-sized pen knife, but Hamster is so small that it looks big in his hands.
Shrihari Hudli shit you right
Something tells me he was overcompensating 😂😂😂
Big knife small Richard
love the way hammond says mapani wood 1:22
so proffesional
It's his northern accent in how he pronounces the "W" sound with a pause that makes it more alike to native speak.
these always put smile on my face; thanks for the effort put into this channel
Yep. That is what they should bring back. Such a simple thing and it is hilarious.
it only just occurred to me after many years that Hammond's 'pen knife' being massive was a short joke
Edit: when the fuck did this get so many likes 😂
Just got that too lol
Holy shit
It never ever occurred to me until you explained it
And Clarksons pen knife being tiny
Oh my god
I just passed my driving test, this will definitely be helpful.
Bloody hell! hamster must be smaller than I thought... he made that penknife look HUGE!! Great vid, laughed me bollocks off!!!
I worked on an oil rig in northern Alberta we had a DVD player and every top gear we could find this was a great show the new one sucks
I’ve never laughed so freaking hard, at about 1:10 when Hammond starts and he keeps such a good facial expression, “YOuR In bIg TRoBLe”
Ray Mears: “You’re in real trouble.”
Me: “😟”
Ray Mears: “Or are you?”
Me: “😮”
1:32 Jeremy’s laugh😂
Hammond's pen knife is fantastic. If only we could see him put it in his pocket.
You know they're good at their job when they can make that convincing.
Who actually made the wooden prop shaft, leaf spring, and spacers?
1:40 one of my fave Jeremy moments.
(makes eating noises) “Prop shaft” (Jeremy starts laughing)
I love you Megan! Thank You! Seeing unseen footage makes me all giddy and excited inside and not to mention the boys always crack me up
I absolutely love this clip. Especially near the end when Jeremy tries to mimic a elephant 😂😂
Thanks a LOT for that upload! I have been looking for it for ages!!
Press 6 to hear some seagulls
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Press F to pay respects
you know when laugh so hard it makes you fart ?
When I next call the AA to my broken down car I hope these three turn up with a van crammed with some wood and a penknife! I'll then have three rubber tyres and a wooden one!
What ep is this from
dozer games Botswana Special mate.
I wouldnt recommend that we all know from experience they are rather rubbish
1:42 FOR EXAMPLE! 😂😂
Oliver's back!
When he fell in love with Oliver.
0:42 - 1:08 - 1:40 For Exampull
I hate it when I'm driving through the bush and my prop shaft snaps 😏😏😏
After watching this 143 times, I noticed that Jeremy says Mopwani wood.
These are great. Makes you wonder why they were cut.
Hammond using a Machete as a "pen knife" is such a subtle short-joke
Hammond looks like he is a member in Ram Ranch.
You know the non-sense is good when Clarkson couldn't even keep a straight face
Hammo really made that pen knife look huge
1:53 why does it sound like Clarkson was made to say 'or are you'
Old clarkson looking like he’s from Italian mafia😂
You can always tell it's top gear, when something, somehow, lights on fire....
I miss Oliver he was the best car on that trip
Thanks for the upload Megan. Are these on the DVD? May I know where you get these from?
They are. Most of these deleted scenes/extras come from the TG Great Adventures DVDs.
Hammond: All you need is your pen knife
*whips out a machete*
Lime nah m8 he used a pen knife but he short so it looks like a machete
JAMP0T1 ah good point
Anyone else think James would be great doing audio books his voice is so calming and relaxing
He does some audio books
That propshaft would probably work. That's kind of funny.
A lot of the more serious-minded viewers have written in complaining that the part where the elephant ate the prop shaft was totally staged.
“Vsauce, Micheal here. You’re in real trouble... or are you?”
I’d sure like more Mears My Ride segments around the world.
I'm surprised they didnt make a joke about Morgan making their cars this way
I almost feel like the pen knife bit was them playing homage to the episode of All In The Family when the fridge died...
LoL..Propshaft..i died..LoL
Rip
What time is it when an elephant eats your car?
Sorry. Couldn't resist. ;)
Time to buy a new car.
I don't know, the clock's been trunkated
Time to pach(yderm) it up, and drive an elephant.
I could watch 10 seasons of 100 episodes per season of these guys making these "DIY" videos
Great uploads Megan T. Never seen this before, funny as hell!
Anybody watching after they announced the end of The Grand Tour as we know it? :'(
I can see why they cut this bit from the episode
i feel like the 'for example' bit was encouraged by a few bears
Is it me or did each one of them pronounced the name of the wood differently?
If I bring that "pen knife" to school I'd be in a watch list
The camera work is so good here
This is educational.
the moment when Jeremy started laughing 😂
1:40 lmfao
oh no I've set fire to the propshaft
I miss Top Gear where the presenter set fire to his Shaft in Africa....
This is how Morgan makes their cars
You're the best Megan!
Top Mear
Sure as hell don’t wanna use a punny ass pen knife lol to funny
LOL @the pen knife joke
I know they have to cut 5 hrs down to 1 hr but sometimes they leave some really good stuff out!!🤣
Every time they say bbc I smile
I'm glad this didn't make the cut. It's dumb for the main show, but it's perfect for an extra
Sometimes, it's too long to be put in the main show hence the extra outtakes.
Have you eaten my car?
No...
...yes.
I don't remember seeing this in the actual episode, was it scrapped or is it a regional thing?
Any one else love how they say the wood is name ?
1:40 when you try to give an example for your classmates to understand but, they make a finny face to you.
What's the original? I don't really want to go through heaps of Mears videos lmao
Im curios about whether that prop shaft would actually work
I feel accomplished because because I liked every comment in the comment section. Or did I?
“For example”
Mopane wood is how it's spelled
Best ever
47 he was a fuckin kid.
Or are you?
So you don't want elephants chewing on your ride??? 😂😂😂
wood power
OLIVER!
Did Hammond borrow that hat from Richard Petty or something?
what if I fixed my car with wood
just kidding...
unless.....
LMFAO
that was new to me
How does one take apart any suspension without tools?
You make your tools out of some Mopani wood and a pen knife.
@@tylerspunucious7420 But what if you’re travelling through the bush and you need to make some tools out mopani wood but your pen knife snaps, your in real trouble. Or are you? Simply get some mopani wood and whittle it down using a pen knife..and your saved.
Oliver!!
I wonder who actually made them
66.666th watcher. woop woop
Satan.
Did Jezza actually just shit himself at 2:41