2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer Funniest Opening Lines
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- Опубліковано 7 вер 2024
- 2 Bears 1 Cave Highlights w/ Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer Funniest Opening Lines
Episodes in the video in order of appearance:
2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 5
2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 18
2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 19
2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 21
2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 22
2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 23
2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 25
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"will you stop saying the N word" should've been on here! Best one yet
Literally came for that specific opening.
what episode was this?
@@gbergh12 episode 3
At that moment, U said to myself "this podcast is now in the fixed rotation"
You gotta understand the comedic timing and why that doesn’t work
My favorite: "Black History Month has already been decided, you can't vote on it."
And then Bert just says the least funny shit immediately afterwarda
@@tysallee4217 He does and his laughter at his own joke, with literally zero laughs from anyone else, KILLS me 😂
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@Justice Nasir yea, I have been watching on kaldrostream for since november myself :)
@Justice Nasir Yup, I've been using Kaldrostream for months myself :)
The laughing in the background is always great
Its what makes the show so great
It’s The only reason Todd keeps Nadav around. We all know it’s not for his great producing skills.
"Bert's the throttle, and Tom's the clutch." That's actually a great analysis of how Two Bears One Cave operates. Lmao
Yeah its hilarious, thanks for watching!
What about the brakes?
@@heads_together_crypto2422 they had whitney on
1:08 when bert says he sits in his shower he’s talking about his pool right?
You know what I just realized.. every time Bert said he thinks about things in the shower he’s actually talking about the times he’s in the pool
I'm so mad Tom stopped doing these.
The terrible joke, followed by a loud, screeching laugh, followed by silence at 1:28 is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever heard
I just love how every time Tom is first talking, bert is soo seriously into what he's saying, then he smacks him with it lmaoo
This is ridiculous. Bert is not a racist. He doesn’t have time to be with all the dogs he is sexually assaulting.
Yeah but only white ones
"You know what I wanted to do for black history month"
"Petition"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I thought he was going to say “blackface?”
I understand & respect it, but I low key miss racist Burt jokes
funniest part of the show
Shower? Don’t you mean sitting in the pool drinking koolaid?
"You know what I was gonna do for black history month?"
"Petition?"
oh MY FUCKING GOD LMFAO.
My friend does this every time I answer the phone, i’ll say “hello” and he’ll go “...yeah and then I tongue punched her fart box, oh hi James how’s it going” lol every time it’s something different.
2:25 the best part of this video 😂😂
This is my favorite part of the show.
Bruce being the only one hysterically laughing at his own alternative opening joke made me legitimately uncomfortable lol. That opening line is absolute dogshit compared to what Todd brings and the fact that only Barf is laughing at "This is your freestyle?" is testament to that 😂
Edit: Timestamp - @1:25
I just realized that Bert reminds me of chunk from the Goonies all grown up.
I wish we could see the minute or two before the opening to watch Mommy T-Bunz set Burnt Chrysler up and watch the expression change when he figures it out HAHA
I do this to friends when we walk into places together now, it's fuckin hilarious
The ppl dying in the background make it even that much more hysterical
I swear i just want tom to start one by saying “dude i wouldnt just drop the N-Bomb like that but your choice anyway welcome to 2 bears 1 cave” 😂😂😂😂😂
Love Berts commitment to becoming the kool aid man
Shout out to the Corpus Christi hooks! Bert had a couple of their hats.
I get why everyone thought Bert looked chinese in the early episodes. He really slimmed out in October
This is my favourite part of the show
that says a lot about the show
The dorks in the back laughing kill it every time. Over it.
nick tuttle One of my favorite parts of the podcast
It would help if you don’t have the. editing so tight. Its not tv where you need time. Everyone here is a fan. But the talking feels like it overlaps . And that extra few seconds of silence when they open is worth it.
Thanks for the feedback! This was my first time editing so i didnt really know how to do the transitions. I will definitely keep this in mind when i do more videos.
Pretty good overall tho. Keep it up.
Best part of the show.
Ok. This is a brilliant bit.
im in tears
"Just stop with the bit okay!?"
I wish Bert was still racist
I miss Bert being a racist lmao
I miss my old friends
You gotta add the intro from #58.
Bart - You know how many times I've told you...
Tim - That N word joke?
im so sad they stopped these intros :(
Shoutout Nadav.
it's missing "can you stop saying the n-word!?"
Wheres episode 4?!?!?
Damn, somehow i missed that one. It will definitely be in part 2!
Which episode is the ending bit?
The one where Burnt falls is episode 23
clrblnd amazing thank you
Is that nadav laughing in the back?
Yes are you new?
All I can conclude from this is that the girl in Tom’s dance video was right, Bert’s definitely racist
I miss the racist jokes:(
What is this podcast about?
Fucking dogs
Berts laugh might be the most annoying sound on the planet
Bert is about as funny as a crutch!!! How that guy makes a living as a comedian I do not know!
He makes a living as a comedian because he's funny. Mystery solved.
Is this Nadav?
@@jeremyc9593 not really
i always wonder the same thing. Luckiest guy in showbiz
Bert just isn't funny
Imagine coming to a video just to comment this.
@@Puhblish38 imagine scrolling to the bottom of dozens of comments just to be a dick to a stranger
Alex MacGregor lol that’s what you are doing
Tom is evil
bad editing