2 Bears 1 Cave w/ Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer Funniest Opening Lines

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  • 2 Bears 1 Cave Highlights w/ Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer Funniest Opening Lines
    Episodes in the video in order of appearance:
    2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 5
    2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 18
    2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 19
    2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 21
    2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 22
    2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 23
    2 Bears 1 Cave Ep. 25
    YMH - / @ymhstudios
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  • @HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw
    @HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw 4 роки тому +709

    "will you stop saying the N word" should've been on here! Best one yet

    • @BillySotherden
      @BillySotherden 4 роки тому +21

      Literally came for that specific opening.

    • @gbergh12
      @gbergh12 4 роки тому +5

      what episode was this?

    • @HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw
      @HoratioVelveteen-nl5kw 4 роки тому +8

      @@gbergh12 episode 3

    • @lab981
      @lab981 3 роки тому +1

      At that moment, U said to myself "this podcast is now in the fixed rotation"

    • @jackg2630
      @jackg2630 3 роки тому

      You gotta understand the comedic timing and why that doesn’t work

  • @ADogWithGlasses00
    @ADogWithGlasses00 4 роки тому +586

    My favorite: "Black History Month has already been decided, you can't vote on it."

    • @tysallee4217
      @tysallee4217 4 роки тому +11

      And then Bert just says the least funny shit immediately afterwarda

    • @rockerangusyoung623
      @rockerangusyoung623 3 роки тому +1

      @@tysallee4217 He does and his laughter at his own joke, with literally zero laughs from anyone else, KILLS me 😂

    • @justicenasir9989
      @justicenasir9989 3 роки тому

      Pro trick: you can watch series on kaldroStream. I've been using them for watching lots of of movies these days.

    • @mylesjamir4232
      @mylesjamir4232 3 роки тому

      @Justice Nasir yea, I have been watching on kaldrostream for since november myself :)

    • @korbynrowan1351
      @korbynrowan1351 3 роки тому

      @Justice Nasir Yup, I've been using Kaldrostream for months myself :)

  • @WhoahNoww
    @WhoahNoww 4 роки тому +151

    The laughing in the background is always great

    • @ServingKant42069
      @ServingKant42069 4 роки тому +6

      Its what makes the show so great

    • @eruiz3116
      @eruiz3116 3 роки тому +4

      It’s The only reason Todd keeps Nadav around. We all know it’s not for his great producing skills.

  • @Jacobmelrose26
    @Jacobmelrose26 4 роки тому +316

    "Bert's the throttle, and Tom's the clutch." That's actually a great analysis of how Two Bears One Cave operates. Lmao

  • @almightysosa3007
    @almightysosa3007 4 роки тому +126

    1:08 when bert says he sits in his shower he’s talking about his pool right?

  • @iiismael
    @iiismael 4 роки тому +46

    You know what I just realized.. every time Bert said he thinks about things in the shower he’s actually talking about the times he’s in the pool

  • @kawaiiafangirl
    @kawaiiafangirl 3 роки тому +46

    I'm so mad Tom stopped doing these.

  • @kyleminton4307
    @kyleminton4307 2 роки тому +5

    The terrible joke, followed by a loud, screeching laugh, followed by silence at 1:28 is the fucking funniest thing I’ve ever heard

  • @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579
    @hhcdfhngdzjjbf579 4 роки тому +26

    I just love how every time Tom is first talking, bert is soo seriously into what he's saying, then he smacks him with it lmaoo

  • @CarterMoore1020
    @CarterMoore1020 4 роки тому +340

    This is ridiculous. Bert is not a racist. He doesn’t have time to be with all the dogs he is sexually assaulting.

  • @MrJ-ro1yr
    @MrJ-ro1yr 4 роки тому +124

    "You know what I wanted to do for black history month"
    "Petition"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ThePieman911
    @ThePieman911 4 роки тому +119

    I understand & respect it, but I low key miss racist Burt jokes

  • @jackmealor8455
    @jackmealor8455 4 роки тому +24

    funniest part of the show

  • @jrmiles5437
    @jrmiles5437 4 роки тому +68

    Shower? Don’t you mean sitting in the pool drinking koolaid?

  • @jeremyrosa267
    @jeremyrosa267 4 роки тому +11

    "You know what I was gonna do for black history month?"
    "Petition?"
    oh MY FUCKING GOD LMFAO.

  • @JayWelton92
    @JayWelton92 4 роки тому +35

    My friend does this every time I answer the phone, i’ll say “hello” and he’ll go “...yeah and then I tongue punched her fart box, oh hi James how’s it going” lol every time it’s something different.

  • @madecl21
    @madecl21 4 роки тому +4

    2:25 the best part of this video 😂😂

  • @SuburbanProperty
    @SuburbanProperty 3 роки тому +2

    This is my favorite part of the show.

  • @Mr_Jish
    @Mr_Jish 3 роки тому +9

    Bruce being the only one hysterically laughing at his own alternative opening joke made me legitimately uncomfortable lol. That opening line is absolute dogshit compared to what Todd brings and the fact that only Barf is laughing at "This is your freestyle?" is testament to that 😂
    Edit: Timestamp - @1:25

  • @lightinthedark33
    @lightinthedark33 3 роки тому +4

    I just realized that Bert reminds me of chunk from the Goonies all grown up.

  • @jonlamontagne
    @jonlamontagne 3 роки тому +1

    I wish we could see the minute or two before the opening to watch Mommy T-Bunz set Burnt Chrysler up and watch the expression change when he figures it out HAHA

  • @michaelbrown1585
    @michaelbrown1585 4 роки тому +3

    I do this to friends when we walk into places together now, it's fuckin hilarious

  • @slashermagerk
    @slashermagerk 2 роки тому +1

    The ppl dying in the background make it even that much more hysterical

  • @christianvance1614
    @christianvance1614 Рік тому +1

    I swear i just want tom to start one by saying “dude i wouldnt just drop the N-Bomb like that but your choice anyway welcome to 2 bears 1 cave” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @justherefortheviolence
    @justherefortheviolence 4 роки тому +2

    Love Berts commitment to becoming the kool aid man

  • @GeorgiaAdventure
    @GeorgiaAdventure 3 роки тому +2

    Shout out to the Corpus Christi hooks! Bert had a couple of their hats.

  • @Nerflover10097
    @Nerflover10097 4 роки тому +6

    I get why everyone thought Bert looked chinese in the early episodes. He really slimmed out in October

  • @thomasjames8298
    @thomasjames8298 4 роки тому +2

    This is my favourite part of the show

  • @tuttle951
    @tuttle951 4 роки тому +5

    The dorks in the back laughing kill it every time. Over it.

    • @dylanoberhaus8456
      @dylanoberhaus8456 4 роки тому +2

      nick tuttle One of my favorite parts of the podcast

  • @andrewbrink13
    @andrewbrink13 4 роки тому +14

    It would help if you don’t have the. editing so tight. Its not tv where you need time. Everyone here is a fan. But the talking feels like it overlaps . And that extra few seconds of silence when they open is worth it.

    • @clrblnd1602
      @clrblnd1602  4 роки тому +10

      Thanks for the feedback! This was my first time editing so i didnt really know how to do the transitions. I will definitely keep this in mind when i do more videos.

    • @andrewbrink13
      @andrewbrink13 4 роки тому +1

      Pretty good overall tho. Keep it up.

  • @WilliamCase
    @WilliamCase 4 роки тому +1

    Best part of the show.

  • @bassplaya248
    @bassplaya248 3 роки тому

    Ok. This is a brilliant bit.

  • @jewfro5891
    @jewfro5891 4 роки тому +1

    im in tears

  • @421less1
    @421less1 3 роки тому +1

    "Just stop with the bit okay!?"

  • @nickreda3987
    @nickreda3987 4 роки тому +16

    I wish Bert was still racist

  • @chrispycream6414
    @chrispycream6414 4 роки тому +14

    I miss Bert being a racist lmao

  • @austinhall3937
    @austinhall3937 3 роки тому

    I miss my old friends

  • @hannabis80
    @hannabis80 3 роки тому

    You gotta add the intro from #58.
    Bart - You know how many times I've told you...
    Tim - That N word joke?

  • @ImProspects
    @ImProspects 3 роки тому +1

    im so sad they stopped these intros :(

  • @LegitimateKill
    @LegitimateKill 4 роки тому

    Shoutout Nadav.

  • @Edelce
    @Edelce 2 роки тому +1

    it's missing "can you stop saying the n-word!?"

  • @jamocajack4655
    @jamocajack4655 4 роки тому +3

    Wheres episode 4?!?!?

    • @clrblnd1602
      @clrblnd1602  4 роки тому +3

      Damn, somehow i missed that one. It will definitely be in part 2!

  • @danyil8188
    @danyil8188 4 роки тому +1

    Which episode is the ending bit?

    • @clrblnd1602
      @clrblnd1602  4 роки тому +1

      The one where Burnt falls is episode 23

    • @danyil8188
      @danyil8188 4 роки тому +1

      clrblnd amazing thank you

  • @ServingKant42069
    @ServingKant42069 4 роки тому +2

    Is that nadav laughing in the back?

    • @kjcorder
      @kjcorder 3 роки тому

      Yes are you new?

  • @matty4natty
    @matty4natty 2 роки тому

    All I can conclude from this is that the girl in Tom’s dance video was right, Bert’s definitely racist

  • @ihateallthethings2683
    @ihateallthethings2683 4 роки тому +10

    I miss the racist jokes:(

  • @ragreenburg
    @ragreenburg 4 роки тому

    What is this podcast about?

  • @livinglifeasa16handicapfor27
    @livinglifeasa16handicapfor27 4 роки тому +1

    Berts laugh might be the most annoying sound on the planet

  • @davidhughes5369
    @davidhughes5369 4 роки тому +8

    Bert is about as funny as a crutch!!! How that guy makes a living as a comedian I do not know!

    • @jeremyc9593
      @jeremyc9593 4 роки тому +7

      He makes a living as a comedian because he's funny. Mystery solved.

    • @Desttoaster
      @Desttoaster 4 роки тому +2

      Is this Nadav?

    • @terryhamilton1196
      @terryhamilton1196 4 роки тому +2

      @@jeremyc9593 not really

    • @petermoore7796
      @petermoore7796 4 роки тому +4

      i always wonder the same thing. Luckiest guy in showbiz

  • @amacgregor92
    @amacgregor92 4 роки тому +7

    Bert just isn't funny

    • @Puhblish38
      @Puhblish38 4 роки тому +7

      Imagine coming to a video just to comment this.

    • @amacgregor92
      @amacgregor92 4 роки тому +1

      @@Puhblish38 imagine scrolling to the bottom of dozens of comments just to be a dick to a stranger

    • @jakobline7875
      @jakobline7875 4 роки тому +5

      Alex MacGregor lol that’s what you are doing

  • @alexandredesjardins5445
    @alexandredesjardins5445 3 роки тому

    Tom is evil

  • @TheJ4RyD
    @TheJ4RyD 4 роки тому +1

    bad editing