The Most Offensive Mod Ever
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- Опубліковано 5 тра 2024
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its hilarious that this mod has a black mesa remake
ngl i made crack life sequel in "Half life opposing force"
@@BewareInInternet got a link? I'd like to download it.
And a 25 anniversary update
@@automatonm99ofc
@@automatonm99 I'll touch you Instead uploading the mod
"Together we are Crack-Life." Best line in the entire mod
noclick is 1984 with all this censoring
*youtube
WTF HAPPENED IN 1984
@@Nombrenooriginalthe book
@@Nombrenooriginal
Alex Jones was banned from Twitter
@@Megajaybreaker4 WTF IS THAT BOOOOK
"I'v never played this mod"
made weapons showcase for the all crack life mods on his channel
not the campaign tho
I like this mod. It's something what we lost after new rules on UA-cam. Before all this, we could joke more freely than we do now and jokes were just jokes. But now there are too many touchy people.
Let's put it this way: Your business is to be offended, and mine is to fart and laugh at my own farting.
exactly
says the man with the mlp profile
"The Most Offensive Mod Ever"
oh brother... i can see that you have never Played GREZZO 2
It’s clickbait lol, a title like “the most offensive mod ever” is bound to get views.
@3DFella stop the cap.
@@3DFellayou guys call everything clickbait these days
Ahhh, grezzo 2.
A part of our trash colture
@@noclick yeah, Noclick is kinda right over here, consider if this is the only method of making living for him, if youtube reward people by doing this, he's pretty much still an up standing youtuber
From an era where offensive stuff was just something you laughed about and didn't take seriously.
3:09 Fun fact: The song that plays is polish and it literally means "step up on the ring". This song was created for Mariusz Pudzianowski (ex-world strongest man) during his career in MMA.
I don't care about how offensive this specific mod is
it's hilarious
The more offensive the funnier it is, imo.
3:28 what the fuck cruelty squad ⁉
7 years before Cruelty Squad released
Interesting
bro what was that scientist doing
2:43 and i also laughed at this
this is a meme from russia
1:09 What a thrill
the thing in the sky at 10:17 had to be shot to die and allow you to get past it
well that makes sense
i'm an idiot lol
That's very much American Social media in 2010's
Dude, "baseball scientists" are gopniks.
Chavs I think but idk
@@Gothendonk Oh, maybe, they do look like western gopniks.
@bloomingpain-flower7074 I don't wanna be a well actually guy but shit happens.
@@Gothendonk they say poshel nahui
My favorite part is the scientist who says: "Oh Freeman, good to see you in this mess too. Do you sack ducks? DU YOU SUC DOTS? Skcid kcus uoy od?" Oh wait you didn't include it in your video? Man this is probably the most iconic scene from Jolly's video.
3:16 noclick out of context
7:27
No way they made the explosives warehouse on crack
I think not playing crack-life because it is too offensive is a bad take. If you play it and find it offensive you can either stop playing or deal with it and carry on. Becuase its not actually that big of a deal, especially in the case of crack-life because its obviously just for fun. Children worry about things being "offensive", mature adults don't worry about it because it just does not matter. if crack-life is fun but offensive, then crack-life is fun.
This whole "everything is offensive" just confuse me on what is offensive
What the hell are you trying to say ?
Kids find things offensive ? Mature adults don't ?
Uhh, kids have no idea what's offensive. In most cases it's adults getting offended. It's like you never heard about the Senate hearings in the 80s for music and in the 90s for video games. They were basically spearheaded by Christian adults who thought everything was satanic and bad. Adults are always the ones getting offended.
I agree that too many people get offended at nothing though. On both sides of the political spectrum. Horseshoe theory. Many adults are giant F'ing crybabies. Like look back at old cartoons, as a kid I loved Rockos Modern Life and Ren and Stimpy, it wasn't kids getting offended, it was the adults who saw what their kids were watching because they picked up on that adult joke that went over all the kids heads.
0:40 This is a clear reference to the movie "jarheads"
Predicted Shrek at the first 4 options question and was bummed out to see it is Big Smoke. My prayers were finally answered at the second 4 options question. Thanks Crack Life
Crack-life Trilogy is the best (Original, Campaign and Anniversary)
Half-Life if it was made by Vivziepop:
What did u expect, these were some of the memes from 2015 and 2012.
I always play this every 11th of September lol.
AYO
The best mod ever no doubt, it mixes Half Life with Memes. Perfect fanbase
13:24 Uncensored death message if anyone wants to see
There’s like 8 different death messages and they all say something derogatory
@@tpd1864blake That's what makes it funny.
>OH MY ALLAH ITS THE MOST OFFENSIVE MOD IT HAS- HAS- HAS THE F... WORD AND SO MANY OTHER HORRIBLE THINGS
Bro your name is just litteral Name that a bot uses.
@@user-ue2mt3ys4b
>Bro your name is just litteral Name that a bot uses.
>Thinks xhey vill get an award
>öÖö
>Unaware newGOD make coalish 'roonstone take
@@Turkish_newGOD_greek_DESTROYER the only reason i said your name is a bot is becouse it looks like one,not my problem that theres a lot of such people (or maybe not real people) that use such names,Unaware newGOD make coalish 'roonstone take?
never heard of that tbh.
Crack life is legendary
You can show the guns,ive seen them on other hl videos featuring this mod,also dont play it if you lack the spine
This has convinced me to make this the first hl mod i play
Maybe the real Crack-Life was the friends we made along the way.
Crack-Life holds a special place in my heart, surgically.
I remember having to make a video of this in "Crack-Life Pro" difficulty, with changing the pistol model beforehand.
Yes, I did a war crime.
3:16 I saw that for a few seconds and I got scared by a PNG that covered that head.
1:08 _but you are so supreme.._
Well the jolywankcore played this
4:56
Why is that a gas chamber?
Oh no
the fact i instantly knew the t-dubs mario rap when i heard it made me happy
I love the Scientist that says, "This all looks normal." Yep, nothing wrong with anything.
And then he says, "This is all within Theoretical Limits." I fucking can't! 🤣🤣
Man I remanber getting this game on the half-box 360 it was great
Thanks no click we enjoy content you make (crack life is actually offense and etc
Wow, this actually looks amazing. I would recommend trying this at least once, based just on this video. Cutscenes or not. First of all, the maps although simplistic at first glance, really fit with the intended horror-comedy atmosphere. Also the many minor details visible in the video, like the alien looking scientist at 08:11, or the double barrel shotguns at 11:08. The first one, I think is a reference to the story about Dr. Jonathan Reed. The second references the shotgun from Blood 2, judging by the sound and how it looks. Levels full of small references, mini easter eggs, etc. is also a hallmark of excellent HL games and mods. I hope the difficulty isn't really bad. Nevertheless it actually looks like a possible masterpiece. I would definitely like to try it.
I remember a half life yt playing the entire thing no censorship at all
The JOJ boss fight you shoot the UFO JOJ down.
Absolute hell to play hl1 campaign with this mod without impulse 101
An…interesting modpack, y-yeah.
13:35 love the hl:vr wayneradio reference.
I remember old UA-cam videos of people playing crack life. It's a product of it's time. I was like 14 back then and i still thinks its funny.
The in the buggering f*ck is this mod? xDD
Awesome video bud, love it!!
You’re too pure for this mod Rocky please no
1:00
Rage mode
I somehow predicted you'd say Option 7.
Playing crack life while taking crack is next level gaming.
The Anniversary of Crack-Live is also cool.
oh hey, JollyWangcore played this in his starting days, fucking hilarious lol
living up to its name huh
So many people have mentioned this mod, now I have finally seen it. Not saying I'm happy about it though
i played the mod, in 10:20 you're supposed to shoot down the ufo you were shooting before
this is postal 2 of half life universe
9:28 i love this.
*honestly i feel very annoyed by how extremely censored is this goddamn mod. I knkw if's 2024, but this is literally more censored than a pg 13 game gameplay pitted on a yt kids channel*
yea how about u post the uncensored version and see how well the video does
15:20 i played the mod before and the name of it is something insanely crazy guys
I loved this mod, also I love Glitch-Life mod for Sven Coop which randomizes everything
lmao ever since I played through Gordon Freakman 2, I've been wondering where the "G A Y + club music" came from. I guess this is just an earlier use of it in a joke mod, but I certainly remember hearing it in some old YTPs too.
3:16 best thing in the mod 10/10
also is that waluigi's long lost brother???
You know a video is gonna be good when it says it's racist 30 seconds in
Vinny played it like 10 years ago or so
I remember when this was just a model mod for the original game's campaigns.
"This is all within theoretical limits"
YTP mod ever! =w=
its is half-life 3 - some hacker leaked it and valve don't know what to do
This seems like a mod that would have been released a few years after half life was released. I'm shocked it was a 2015 mod
I actually played the black Mesa HD remaster of this
This is basically a game interpretation of a phenomenon rytp (Russian UA-cam poop)
Oh hey
I never knew RadHaz was in this mod
cocaine life
Honestly, the best mod ever that I played.
Most brilliant mod ever!
When life is on crack
Half life if it was written by vivziepop
your actually making me choke on my laughter 3:56
Retreat: (of an army) withdraw from enemy forces as a result of their superior power or after a defeat.
15:07 I mean, how many non-arabic sewerslide bombers do you know?
hey noclick, tis mod has secret wepons where you can find in some places
Very nice
crack life anniversary is really fun
Man back then when people weren't sensitive about this kind of stuff.
crack life is truly best half life sequel
vinescauce did this years ago uncensored watch this
Game of the year.
4:47 GTA 4 music
4:04 that actually made me jump
Yay! new video of the noclick owo (help)
Playing it on Sven Coop servers with some ppl is more fun
I don't know what it is, but I want to try whatever the mod developer had.
Crack life is like cry of fear if you took lsd instead of heroin
Crack life is amazing mod that better than so many modern games
Half-Life: 4Chan edition
I hate that this mod introduced me to Viktor Tsoi
Old but gold mod