r/NuclearRevenge - Life Altering Karma 💀

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  • @mjrtaurus2714
    @mjrtaurus2714 4 місяці тому +1889

    Dumping surströmming in a school ventilation system should be classified as an act of bioterrorism.

    • @Miss_Kisa94
      @Miss_Kisa94 4 місяці тому +110

      If I was a teacher I would have no choice but to have class outside 🤢

    • @Kirk9019
      @Kirk9019 4 місяці тому +71

      Legit made me gag slightly when I read this comment, and finding Click explaining this made it SO much worse 😂

    • @peculiar-pan
      @peculiar-pan 4 місяці тому +26

      what is this mysterious swedish substance??

    • @jamiejam4588
      @jamiejam4588 4 місяці тому +96

      @@peculiar-panit is fermented salted fish that has an extremely strong rotten egg odor. It’s considered one of the stinkiest foods in the world and I’m pretty sure it’s illegal to eat on planes (though that could also be because it’s so pressurized since it’s in a can)

    • @linnyroro3177
      @linnyroro3177 4 місяці тому +22

      ive never smelled this stuff, but I grew up in a little town just east of new orleans, so mardi gras, well they sell this stink bombs at the parades, and they have sulfur in them so they smell like rotten eggs, everyday single day for over 6 months someone broke them and it would cause them to have to empty the school because the smell was that bad. When they are dropped outside, its back but not as bad as inside a classroom

  • @jojol.2630
    @jojol.2630 4 місяці тому +2913

    Bruh “bisexual people are gonna cheat because they like both” is not a valid concern

    • @milcerise2360
      @milcerise2360 4 місяці тому

      And the "it turns me on cause I like straight guys" on top of that... 🤮

    • @Fenrigalo
      @Fenrigalo 4 місяці тому +462

      Get yourself an asexual
      We don't need to cheat, all we need is garlic bread and mario kart

    • @abigailr.9601
      @abigailr.9601 4 місяці тому +421

      Yes!! Ugh and the horrible irony that the guy who was apparently “concerned” about that was the one actually cheating to the most disgusting degree

    • @BubbyoftheMountain
      @BubbyoftheMountain 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Fenrigalo Ok but if I find you in a passionate make out session with the garlic bread you're out, nothing gets between me and garlic bread 😤

    • @spacedrake8364
      @spacedrake8364 4 місяці тому +116

      ​@@Fenrigalo Garlic breaad 😩

  • @maironelfstone896
    @maironelfstone896 4 місяці тому +986

    The false allegation thing really has to stop. It's so damaging to both the accused person and to people who are actual victims trying to come forward

    • @fiyahquacker2835
      @fiyahquacker2835 4 місяці тому +53

      Starting point is definitely "equal opportunity punishment" aka false accuse them of the crime then get the sentence they would have received.

    • @brassbuckles
      @brassbuckles 4 місяці тому +95

      @@fiyahquacker2835 Unfortunately, it's harder to prove someone did do something like SA than that they didn't. If you punish people as harshly for merely making an accusation as you do the actual crime, you'll imprison victims of crimes solely because the crime committed couldn't be proven. As unfair as it is for some individuals to falsely accuse others, it's much more unjust to imprison people who are victims of a crime for coming forward. That will deter these actual victims from reporting the criminals who harmed them. The only people that helps is the perpetrators.
      False accusations are serious if proven, and there are laws against it in the US--I don't know if you're in the US or elsewhere. In the U.S., knowingly making a false accusation can result in jail time.
      So unless you genuinely think victims should be imprisoned if they lose the cases against the individuals who victimized them, this is clearly not how things should work.

    • @fusemaster
      @fusemaster 4 місяці тому +18

      ​@brassbuckles Well, keep in mind that the crime would still have to be proven beyond a shadow of the doubt, meaning enough actual evidence that the accusations were false. And while it is a crime, it's rarely prosecuted just because it would make actual victims more afraid to come forward. I do think that making false accusations like these, when proveable (airtight alibi/multiple witnesses/confessions of the lie) should be a bigger deal, with more prosecutions and higher sentences.
      Especially because accusations like that can ruin someone's life even when disproven. In the court of public opinion, it's Guilty until Damn we couldn't prove it but...

    • @brassbuckles
      @brassbuckles 4 місяці тому +30

      @@fusemaster Hold on just a second there. You're trying to explain the US legal system to me, when I live in the US. That's your first mistake. My original comment was much longer, but I edited it down because I thought it was fairly obvious how a victim who made an accusation (justly, either because it happened and they misidentified the perpetrator, or because it happened and the perpetrator was nevertheless acquitted due to lack of evidence) might be held liable for a false accusation/lying to harm the perpetrator's reptuation based on the original commenter's statement.
      Just because one crime is proven false does not mean that nothing happened to the victim making the accusation. It could just be that the victim mistook two people for one another. In other words, they could falsely accuse someone by accident, but the crime still happened and therefore someone out there is still guilty.
      When a person is put on trial, they aren't guilty unless the evidence shows they have committed it, beyond a reasonable doubt (not beyond a shadow of a doubt, which isn't a legal term and would mean something quite different). That does not mean a crime wasn't committed, only that evidence doesn't show, according to a jury, that this particular person committed it. It also may be the case that the defendant is guilty, but is acquitted due to insufficient evidence (because even though they committed the crime, there wasn't enough evidence, or evidence was destroyed, or the blame was pinned on the victim--which is a thing that happens--and the jury bought into that story, etc.).
      So it's still not okay to turn around and punish the accuser in that instance (which is kind of what the original comment is calling for). If it's proven that the person is lying/making a false accusation, they'll be punished, but no, it's not to the same degree as it would be had they subverted someone else's bodily autonomy. And it shouldn't be. Attacking someone and overriding their bodily consent is a different crime than lying about someone out of spite/whatever reason. For that matter, most of the people who would lie about it probably need help with their mental health more than they need jail.
      The reason the US court system works on an "innocent until proven guilty" basis--unlike some other court systems globally, which assume the opposite--is because our nation's founders deemed it worse to put an innocent person in prison than to let a guilty person go free. I'm not here to go into depth on that topic, although I certainly could. Regardless, because of how our court system is set up, it's meant to be harder to prove someone did do something than that they didn't. Which means that, when victims of SA do come forward, it's rare for them to win a trial, if a trial even happens. And that also means that, under some basis where we have to put victims in jail for lying when they lose a court case, we'd have a lot of innocent people in jail precisely because they were victims, but either misidentified someone or just couldn't prove to the satisfaction of a jury that the perpetrator harmed them.
      I do think people lying about these things is serious, but at the same time, most women who are victims (and likely an even higher percentage of men who are victims) already don't want to come forward. If you suddenly made it possible that if they came forward and lost a trial (a trial that all too often doesn't even happen even when the perpetrator is known and may be a serial offender), they'd be the ones going to jail, then how exactly do you think that looks?

    • @fusemaster
      @fusemaster 4 місяці тому +8

      @@brassbuckles woah there, settle down a bit, I mostly agree with you! I would only want what I said to apply to obvious false claims, IE the accuser confesses to lying, or other incontrivertible evidence. Anjela Uromova in Pennsylvania is a good recent example. And I don't think that the punishment should be quite as severe as actual SA, but it obviously needs to be a bit more severe than it is, because while not as bad as violently taking someone's autonomy, It can and HAS taken quite a lot from INNOCENT people. SA is abhorrent and I think in some cases the consequences should be MORE severe, and prioritizing the needs of actual victims, and encouraging them to come forward is paramount, but I still think there should be a stronger message that if you're LYING; not mistaken, or theres not quite enough evidence, but outright fabrication, that there will be consequences for that.

  • @minnanerra
    @minnanerra 4 місяці тому +2015

    I saw someone with a emotional support demon in an amusmert park but i was too shy to talk to them😭😭

    • @tamriales
      @tamriales 4 місяці тому +38

      Awww that's so relatable haha

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 місяці тому +13

      😲 how old do you think they were?

    • @minnanerra
      @minnanerra 4 місяці тому +64

      @@ArcanineEspeon i think about My age (teenager)

    • @CorgiDaddy2
      @CorgiDaddy2 4 місяці тому +212

      I took an emotional support demon to work and one of my co-workers screamed EMOTIONAL SUPPORT DEMON and then we spent our break talking about how much we love The Click and our other co-workers were all WTF???!?

    • @maironelfstone896
      @maironelfstone896 4 місяці тому +80

      I can't wait to take mine with me to study abroad, I'm going to make a picture book of him in all the places I go :)

  • @KeaganZ2737
    @KeaganZ2737 4 місяці тому +4161

    Clean shaved Click is a snack but 5 o'clock shadow Click is a whole meal.

    • @DasHeino2010
      @DasHeino2010 4 місяці тому +219

      Satan Click is a whole army! :3

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 місяці тому +271

      ​@@DasHeino2010I like the implication that an army is an upgrade from a meal.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 місяці тому +242

      Me: I generally find a lack of facial hair to be more attractive.
      Smiling Click: *exists*
      Me: Well, I didn't say always.

    • @Krystalized_Python
      @Krystalized_Python 4 місяці тому +41

      :'D click single handedly shook up my whole attractiveness profile

    • @sotsiraawnujaewi
      @sotsiraawnujaewi 4 місяці тому +33

      @@ArcanineEspeon me personally I like my steak American military, but I'll also accept medium rare

  • @MrHodoAstartes
    @MrHodoAstartes 4 місяці тому +1457

    3:30 That's not about identification but showing off evidence of him breaking confidentiality, leaking internal information, ignoring the rights of colleagues to their own picture...
    And all that in a way so public that a lawyer can just grab it and toss it in your face.
    This is both a veiled threat and a good reason to fire the dingus.

    • @eustacia03
      @eustacia03 4 місяці тому +106

      Rule one for doing crimes on the internet is don't use your work laptop!

    • @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69
      @ProfessionalNamielleLewder69 4 місяці тому

      Say it with me, folks: NDA~!

    • @Gloomdrake
      @Gloomdrake 4 місяці тому +51

      @@eustacia03rivaled only by “don’t film your crimes.” A lot of people don’t know that one

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 місяці тому +17

      @@Gloomdrake It's the new rule number one that's so obvious anyone with any sense in them didn't even realise it needed to be a rule until they saw it broken.

    • @robertabarnhart6240
      @robertabarnhart6240 4 місяці тому +3

      One of the reasons I use public domain icons on my online accounts instead of a pic of me or my pets. What, you thought I was really an aroace dragon? Well, I am.... just not physically.

  • @LaNoireDetruit
    @LaNoireDetruit 4 місяці тому +715

    The story with the multiple cheatings reminds me of the quote "demons run when a good man goes to war". Don't push someone actually kind and good tempered to their breaking point. It will break hard.

    • @vcool122
      @vcool122 4 місяці тому +40

      Yeah, my close friends saw that I'm kind and good tempered because I know how to really hurt people and I choose not too. They saw what happen to someone who makes me want to hurt them. I can only guess it's mostly the same thing with most kind people.

    • @LaNoireDetruit
      @LaNoireDetruit 4 місяці тому +36

      @@vcool122 I think my point was more about how much it takes to get a kind person to flip - and also how much they invested which will make them feel even more betrayed (and rightfully so).
      But I can see where you're coming from.

    • @RealCoolstriker64
      @RealCoolstriker64 4 місяці тому +13

      It’s a good quote. I first heard it from my Doctor

    • @floreya67
      @floreya67 Місяць тому

      ​@@RealCoolstriker64terrific Doctor Who episode!

    • @nospamgaming6682
      @nospamgaming6682 21 день тому

      responding to you because (at the time of commenting) you had 666 likes

  • @ritsu305-u8g
    @ritsu305-u8g 4 місяці тому +841

    Karma as a statistical phenomenon is such a good concept.

    • @helenselby9693
      @helenselby9693 4 місяці тому +67

      I also feel its kinda like 'if you go round being nasty to everyone then one day you will be nasty to the wrong person' and 'if you go round being nice to everyone then one day you will be nice to the right person' thing

    • @jacobc9221
      @jacobc9221 4 місяці тому +40

      If you fuck around enough times, it is statisically guaranteed that you will find out.

    • @davidlionheart2438
      @davidlionheart2438 4 місяці тому +1

      Aside from the fact that it doesn't work that way.

    • @db_524
      @db_524 4 місяці тому

      🙂‍↕️

    • @jesussaucedo8133
      @jesussaucedo8133 4 місяці тому +2

      ​@helenselby9693 if you're religious, God says that whenever you do something good for someone, you've done something good to him. And whenever you do something bad to someone, unprovoked, you do something bad to him.

  • @wurtknurte7283
    @wurtknurte7283 4 місяці тому +570

    And this is why I'm nice to people. I'm not gonna activate someone's Home Alone-level revenge sleeper agent if I have the choice.

    • @PINKH0RNET
      @PINKH0RNET 4 місяці тому

      I really wonder why it is so difficult for some people to just... not be a**holes ? Like that legally-blind guy who cheated on his partner with half of the d*mn city ? I get being h*rny but can you not simply j*rk it off like regular people !? That story broke my heart, the OP was so devoted to the relationship... can't believe dude would rather ruin a relationship with such a teddybear for quick hookups rather than just committing to the relationship. I hope he cries himself to sleep every night.

    • @abigailr.9601
      @abigailr.9601 4 місяці тому +26

      Same bro. Same 😅

    • @SarahAbramova
      @SarahAbramova 3 місяці тому +15

      I just don't see a reason to cause problems for regular people.

    • @susanmcelwee5685
      @susanmcelwee5685 2 місяці тому +1

      Don't walk on eggshells
      EVER
      for anyone

    • @susanmcelwee5685
      @susanmcelwee5685 2 місяці тому

      ​@@SarahAbramovapeople are criminals

  • @maliya_sonaria1466
    @maliya_sonaria1466 4 місяці тому +1786

    SUPPORTIONAL EMO DEMON

  • @f1mbultyr
    @f1mbultyr 4 місяці тому +1433

    The worst part about the cheater with the bisexual victim is that he used NO PROTECTION! I mean cheating is bad enough, especially that repeatedly with that many people. But all that WITHOUT PROTECTION??? What the f is wrong with people? That is seriously dangerous!
    (edited for clarity)

    • @WynneL
      @WynneL 4 місяці тому +179

      I believe you mean the gay cheater. There was a bisexual victim of a gay cheater who had a thing for "straight" guys. Kinda puts a dent in some harmful stereotypes about bi people, eh? Sloots are sloots and that is that.
      But yeah, really is the cherry on top of the shirt sundae, to not show the slightest trace of concern for his innocent victims. Sickening, malicious, wildly irresponsible behavior.

    • @elise441
      @elise441 4 місяці тому +210

      the cheater wasn't bisexual, the guy cheated on was. truly makes it ironic since the cheater said that bisexual people were more likely to cheat. projecting at its finest.

    • @f1mbultyr
      @f1mbultyr 4 місяці тому +50

      @@elise441 oh shit, you're right.

    • @davidlionheart2438
      @davidlionheart2438 4 місяці тому +2

      Raw is law!

    • @wiccanroo6686
      @wiccanroo6686 4 місяці тому +18

      The sad part is someone passed away. Cheating is horrible but no one should die out of petty.

  • @JennyEverywhere
    @JennyEverywhere 4 місяці тому +274

    That first story...it was purely glorious that, by firing him for the laptop indiscretions, _they 100% identified him to the lawyer!_ Brilliant.

  • @AlisonCasilli
    @AlisonCasilli 4 місяці тому +631

    Wow. Do NOT mess with that first guy or anyone in his orbit. Jfc talk about nuclear. But at the same time, points and laughs at the jerk he was after.

    • @destructocat1960
      @destructocat1960 4 місяці тому +57

      First story is also a good at showing how easily online information can be found if you dont protect your privacy

  • @marcosm6346
    @marcosm6346 4 місяці тому +491

    I am SO ANGRY about the blind gay story, it was so wholesome and so eerily similar to me and my bf's story, knowing people can do such horrible things to the people who supported them and who help them have a better life makes my blood not boil but sublimate

    • @godrickstockwell1505
      @godrickstockwell1505 4 місяці тому +50

      I feel so bad for OP in that story. Not only is their life in pieces, they have to worry about STIs because the jerk didn't use protection, and they basically got played as a sucker for trying to better someone they cared about. The ending for the ex of the ex was sad and I hope that person's family live with their guilt forever

    • @Vindeflei
      @Vindeflei 4 місяці тому +10

      Hi, hi, totally agree that what happened was fucked up, but I'm running on not enough sleep and my brain keeps tripping on "not boil but sublimate" because that means your blood was solid?? And then became gas while skipping over the liquid phase entirely?? And I *know* logically that you did not mean to imply that your blood is solid, but again, not enough sleep, brain will not shut up until I ask if that's what you meant or not.

    • @Stellar-Dawn
      @Stellar-Dawn 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Vindeflei Hello fellow sleep deprived person, it's figure of speech likely building off of "Makes my blood boil" but swapping for "Sublimate" to like emphasize that it goes beyond.

    • @Dalek59862
      @Dalek59862 2 місяці тому +1

      U should probably go to a doctor a about that, sounds pretty serious. You need to keep your blood in your veins.

    • @marcosm6346
      @marcosm6346 2 місяці тому

      @@Vindeflei i didnt think it through, Ur right

  • @Darkloid21
    @Darkloid21 4 місяці тому +1077

    It boils my blood that people don’t see how these false allegations can ruin lives. Dude could have gone to jail.

    • @diediedice
      @diediedice 4 місяці тому

      false accusations are so diabolical wrong. They damage the life of the accused forever and people who actually go through this lose their credibility :/

    • @fiyahquacker2835
      @fiyahquacker2835 4 місяці тому +41

      Honestly going to jail probably would have been the least of his worries

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 4 місяці тому +123

      Jail is unlikely with no proof.
      Losing his job, his reputation, possibly friends too? Yeah, that's more likely. So, literally their livelihood.

    • @Darkloid21
      @Darkloid21 4 місяці тому +55

      @@lethfuil The reputation hurts the most. You know hard it is to shake something like that?

    • @lethfuil
      @lethfuil 4 місяці тому +24

      @@Darkloid21 Uh, yeah. I wasn't saying that's not the case, just that jail isn't likely, but that it still could ruin his life for now.

  • @ZeroSuitSnow
    @ZeroSuitSnow 4 місяці тому +83

    First, he thinks his bi partner was gonna cheat just for being bi, and also have eachother's passwords and even gps tracking.
    That dude must have been named Movie Theater with all that PROJECTION.

  • @TheArtisticIntrovert
    @TheArtisticIntrovert 4 місяці тому +517

    oh my god yeah online safety is SO SO SO important, and that's why the tiktok teens freak me out so bad bc like not only are they putting THEIR entire lives out there, they're putting RANDOM UNCONSENTING STRANGERS out there!! i get paranoid when my FRIENDS can see a corner of a poster from my highschool theater productions on my walls, i would DIE if it was a whole rando!
    teal deer for the love of god create a whole new identity online, don't even use your real NAME if you can get away with it!

    • @tinytinus
      @tinytinus 4 місяці тому +24

      yeah i feel the same
      there was a time that i was so afraid to get recognized on social media i had diffrent personalities during the week as to not get recognized (probably a bit of anxiety also)
      even now i have 3 diffrent email and online acounts so seeing people completly posting everything online is weird to me
      hope this wasnt too much of a traumadump and have a nice day
      -tinytinus

    • @Avendesora
      @Avendesora 4 місяці тому +12

      Just get an unsearchable legal name! You can't even find me with full first, middle, last, and address, because it exclusively brings up info about a bakery in another country. it's pretty sweet. I also don't have social media tho so there's that. (UA-cam only counts if you're a creator, fight me)

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 4 місяці тому +40

      Did you just turn TLDR into "Teel Deer"?? Now that's some boneappleteeth if I've ever seen it but I actually kind of like it more.

    • @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
      @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Avendesora I endorse Avendesora’s methods!

    • @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose
      @Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose 4 місяці тому +14

      Teel Deer is lol

  • @Resilient_Sage88
    @Resilient_Sage88 4 місяці тому +344

    Surströmming and Lutefisk; Scandinavian delicacies that smell like rancid cat breath lmao
    Also the irony to think the Bisexual is gonna cheat (bad stereotype) but being a cheater yourself.

    • @pranavghantasala6808
      @pranavghantasala6808 4 місяці тому +42

      You know what they say, "A thief thinks every man steals."

    • @-Devy-
      @-Devy- 4 місяці тому +3

      Lutefisk really doesn't smell or taste much of anything.

    • @Resilient_Sage88
      @Resilient_Sage88 4 місяці тому +6

      @@-Devy- Oh I only know about it because of "King of The Hill" A character eats an entire serving dish of it and says "This stuff stinks" but keeps eating.

  • @justinn8541akaDrPokemon
    @justinn8541akaDrPokemon 4 місяці тому +854

    The fallout on these stories is just beautiful.

  • @mangantasy289
    @mangantasy289 4 місяці тому +200

    My sister once "revenged" me. Likely not quite as spicy (in fact not life altering) as these stories, but she still got a deep satisfaction out of it. And so did I.
    Long story short, when we were both in higshool, there was that other kid arround our age that carried an air gun around. He shot me with it from a small distance. It left quite the bruise on my thigh where it hit, through the jeans I was wearing at that. I even went to the doc to prove it.
    The boy though was the son othe director of another high school and id not face any consequence.
    Many years later the same boy now a grown adult ended up in an emergency room for a reason I don't remember. The female doc that came to check on him was my sister. She recognized the name on the spot. She casually asked him about his hobbies, if he still went around shooting girls with air guns. According to her when the look on his face was wondering, she added, "you know, like in *crime scene* when you shot my sister. He turned white.
    Of course my sister treated him (apart from just letting him know) like any other patient. But she said he seemed mortified the whole time, most likely cursing his karma to have her of all doctors. My sister relished every single second of his rapid onset nervousness. She was still all proud and satisfied when she told me the whole story. Had made her day (and these were not exactly easy peasy as what could be compared to an internee doc in the ER)

    • @fancydeer
      @fancydeer 4 місяці тому +30

      avenged.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 місяці тому +18

      We need more firecracker revenge stories. Though I guess that's basically what r/TraumatizeThemBack is about.

  • @BrettBunsen
    @BrettBunsen 4 місяці тому +267

    disrespectful people after breaking, never returning, or blatantly stealing an item that belongs to someone else:
    if it's cheap - "You’re being so petty; you can just replace it."
    if it's expensive - "You're crazy; I can’t afford that!"
    if it's a toy, regardless of cheap or expensive, regardless if owner is adult or child - "Omg; it's just a toy."

    • @Virtualblueart
      @Virtualblueart 4 місяці тому +23

      I have space toys on my shelves my brother and I played with as kids. We were very close.
      He had an accident years ago and now has very severe brain trauma.
      He practically is gone and waiting for surgery that might improve his situation a little, but he'll never recover.
      Those toys, while looking a bit worse for wear to a stranger, are completely irreplaceable to me because they are direct links to the good memories we had before the accident.
      So if anyone would break them out of malice it will probably go very bad for them.

    • @netowarosekai7085
      @netowarosekai7085 2 місяці тому +4

      I really just don't get how so many people completely ignore that objects can be sentimental, like yeah that one book I have I could get for cheap again but that wouldn't be the one I got from my dad on my 11th birthday and that he got from his dad on his 11th birthday

    • @TheVeraLunastra
      @TheVeraLunastra Місяць тому

      @@Virtualblueart I would aid in your revenge 🙂

  • @mars-guajardo2507
    @mars-guajardo2507 4 місяці тому +174

    As a queer guy I just started listening to the bisexual one and bruh… RED FLAGS IMMEDIATELY i would feel icky if a guy said he liked me being bisexual bc he likes straight dudes 😦😦😦😦 that’s crazy wtf

    • @Cuprite1024
      @Cuprite1024 4 місяці тому +28

      Yeah, that felt kinda gross to me, too. Like, dude, don't *fetishize* someone's sexuality like that.
      I probably feel a bit stronger about it since my currently-ex is also bi and I'd be pissed if anyone treated him that way.

    • @Caitilizzie
      @Caitilizzie 4 місяці тому +17

      I’m glad i’m not the only one who felt the red flags immediately!! I’m a bi girl and i’ve never experienced that, just the opposite from men, but I feel so sorry for my bi brothers who have to go through that since it feels like being into straight men is a pretty big thing in the gay community

    • @ChrissyCat87
      @ChrissyCat87 4 місяці тому +8

      As a pansexual woman, agree. Also, falling hard so fast, red flag. Dude was never wholesome, asian see other comments say, he was just putting on an act.

    • @irina-ty1336
      @irina-ty1336 3 місяці тому

      Glad, I am not the only picking the weird vibe. As soon as I see "I like straight guys". it gives me "I like to corrupt you" vibes. Also, homosexuals are always demanding respect from straights concerning their sexuality, but are not respecting them back, and that is a pretty bad taste

    • @justalittleturtle5600
      @justalittleturtle5600 3 місяці тому +13

      That’s what I was thinking! I’m kinda bi-curious bisexual, not sure, and it gave me such an ick when he said that. I’d be a immediate turn off if someone said that to me, but I can understand why OP would glaze over it because he likes him so much. Gay guys that have a thing for straight guys is the same kind of disgusting as straight guys who think they can make a lesbian straight.

  • @RuthBhmand
    @RuthBhmand 4 місяці тому +418

    Even if the story is a fabrication, it is the modern version of fairy tales: the underdog triumphs and the villains get their comeuppance.
    It will never get out of fashion, only change slightly to fit into cultural context.
    We love karma coming back for others.❤

    • @MillieBlackRose
      @MillieBlackRose 4 місяці тому +21

      The thing is there will always be people who don't believe stories because something big or wild happened. Like stuff doesn't happen in real life. They're kill joys.

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 місяці тому +23

      @@MillieBlackRose Let's be honest, you could say you made the best sandwiches you've ever made and your whole family loved them, and someone somewhere would decide to accuse you of making the story up. There's still a whole crowd of people who think bare naked cynicism with no substance is clever.

    • @chey7691
      @chey7691 4 місяці тому +14

      "To be properly cynical is to be even skeptical of cynicism as well." Is a quote by my friend about people who doubt everything instead of taking the labor to figure it out themselves.
      I have a habit of saying "everything in moderation, including moderation."

    • @MillieBlackRose
      @MillieBlackRose 4 місяці тому

      @@Gormathius yeah. They think just because some things are made up that means everything is made up.

  • @Vahlee-A
    @Vahlee-A 4 місяці тому +905

    That poor bi guy. He'll probably never date again, or if he does, he'll push his partner away because they can't break down his walls of protection.

    • @fancydeer
      @fancydeer 4 місяці тому

      knew the guy was a red flag when he said he wanted to get with a straight guy. anyone who fetishizes bi people like that always turn out to be nasty.

    • @saint-miscreant
      @saint-miscreant 4 місяці тому +164

      right? he was in a relationship with the Ryan dude for 7.5 YEARS. imagine being emotionally vulnerable to a new kind of relationship, supporting that partner, then being betrayed and being put at serious risk of STIs due to the pos not using protection. i would just go run away to the woods for at least a year if that happened to me

    • @MillieBlackRose
      @MillieBlackRose 4 місяці тому +126

      The fact that they had a seemingly good relationship is what's really gonna do that. There was no signs. No cold shoulder, no getting pushed away or acting shaddy. That'll screw with ya.

    • @traditionalnative
      @traditionalnative 4 місяці тому +72

      ​@MillieBlackRose you're so so right. That's what messed me up most about my ex-esposo (ex-husband), was how _good_ it was before he purposely sunk the ship, so to speak. It wasn't the angry words or harsh actions that made me cry years later, it was how I'd never even known I could love like that (and I'd been engaged for 3 years previously), how it was pretty much exactly how the story described tbh. What killed me later was how we'd hold hands from the front and back passenger seats in cars without even thinking because we didn't want to be apart more than absolutely necessary. How he slept in the hospital bed next to me after my surgery and I barely needed a nurse because he did everything. How the nurses didn't try to make him leave after the first night because he was so protective of me and clearly knew what he was doing (we both worked in medicine). It was going through my next surgery, over 3x as intensive, completely alone that fucked me up. I'm healed now, thank the Fates, a ton of internal work. I feel so much for the OP who got fucked over so hard by Ryan. I really hope he finds love again.

    • @JohnDoe-bf7hb
      @JohnDoe-bf7hb 4 місяці тому +37

      @@MillieBlackRose It really does, a lot. I just had my own 10 year relationship end suddenly a few months ago, just like that. It's like a bad dream. You keep thinking you'll wake up and it'll be fine and everyhting will be okay again, but it never will be.
      What truly breaks my heart is our Dog who is turning 5 this year, who is losing his other parent forever and doesnt know why.

  • @midniteraptor1474
    @midniteraptor1474 4 місяці тому +295

    I once told a nuclear revenge story to a friend of mine whose wife cheated on him. It cheered him up a little. Revenge stories really can be therapeutic

    • @abigailr.9601
      @abigailr.9601 4 місяці тому +20

      Aww, hope your friend is doing ok. That’s awful 💙

  • @Tachii31
    @Tachii31 4 місяці тому +152

    My "favourite" part of the story with the bf cheating with a bunch of different people is the bit at the start where the bf was supposedly worried that OP would be unfaithful because he's bi.

    • @BliffleSplick
      @BliffleSplick 4 місяці тому +37

      Its classic projection

    • @noodlepoodle3582
      @noodlepoodle3582 3 місяці тому

      "Bisexuals are cheaters therefore I am going to cheat. Yes, this is all very logical and definitely isn't a reflection of my own insecurities and terrible choices"
      Every accusation is a confession type shit

    • @theuncalledfor
      @theuncalledfor 3 місяці тому +16

      Early red flag, sadly a very stealthy one.

  • @kriscynical
    @kriscynical 4 місяці тому +91

    I got an Emotional Support Demon as a "treat yourself" and I love him. His name is Patrick and he guards my meds that I keep in a decorative vase on my nightstand to keep them out of sight. He sits on top of that vase. I look at him all the time because he's so goddamn adorable, and that reminds me to take my meds!
    Patrick is Best Demon. 💜

  • @thegaychicken
    @thegaychicken 4 місяці тому +233

    I feel such a sense of fulfilment when these people get karma

  • @crystalshore2623
    @crystalshore2623 4 місяці тому +88

    4:41 45 minutes!?!! That guy OBVIOUSLY never knew the meaning to ‘online safety’ if it was THAT easy to find all that stuff online! He’s the king of online idiots!!!

  • @seb24789
    @seb24789 4 місяці тому +140

    For context: That MG The O kit is fucking huge and in the pricerange of 150-200€. Probably a good chunck more considering that it was heavily customised.

    • @berdansargol1577
      @berdansargol1577 3 місяці тому +2

      I mean, he said the money needed to make a replica of that kit is about 1000 dollars, which was 25-27 thousand Turkish liras back when this story happened (most likely in the latter half of 2023). If they would have to pay that today, that same 1000 dollars would be about 34-35 thousand Turkish liras.

  • @Froggsroxx
    @Froggsroxx 4 місяці тому +95

    First story literally annihilated that dude, not even his atoms survived

  • @KeylahJooste-gj8rs
    @KeylahJooste-gj8rs 4 місяці тому +32

    As a child who used to be an extreme nightmare to my little brother, with him being the same to me, you'd be surprised how quickly a child changes the moment a bad influence isn't near them.
    My brother and I spent a good first portion of our lives hating each other. We'd even get in physical fights. Everyone was sick of us, and couldn't find out why the hell we were fighting.
    Until we moved to another state, and we just stopped. We just didn't fight anymore, and got incredibly close after that. We cane out about to each other as queer before any other members of our family even knew.
    And we realised that it was our grandmother in our old state that was actively manipulating us into hating each other, and that, the moment we moved away and saw her way less, we didn't fight anymore because she didn't give us any reasons to hate each other anymore.

  • @truejoker5669
    @truejoker5669 4 місяці тому +93

    Omg I WISH I had the connections the person in the first story had. Good on that friend for being as supportive as they are

  • @TheBlackGunslinger
    @TheBlackGunslinger 4 місяці тому +77

    The absolutely decimating Pentakill that guy got from that story is enough Nuclear Revenge to power Chernobyl

  • @ohryan9872
    @ohryan9872 4 місяці тому +72

    The one with the bisexual couple the one who is legally blind that wasn't a nuclear fallout that was an extinction level event😮

  • @Zazabazaa
    @Zazabazaa 4 місяці тому +86

    23:57 Not even probably, it IS good that the child was taken away from his mom. People like to act like spoiled people are there villains of life, but to be spoiled is to be neglected by your parent. Not in the sense of food or shelter but in the sense of emotional and disciplinary development

    • @jacquimott386
      @jacquimott386 4 місяці тому +13

      I have a fair bit of hope for how the child will turn out as well. They’ve just learned one of the most important lessons an entitled brat has to learn: actions have consequences.

  • @RonanDahlman-ci1ql
    @RonanDahlman-ci1ql 4 місяці тому +104

    We have some hardcore villain arcs here. I love it.

    • @speedstick8981
      @speedstick8981 4 місяці тому +7

      I wouldn’t even call the first story a “villain arc” that was just a straight up legal career murder. B.e.a.utiful

  • @crazycatchick4111
    @crazycatchick4111 4 місяці тому +84

    To the poor man whose almost decade long relationship was destroyed by his fiance's inability to keep it in his pants, I salute you sir🫡😈🖤

  • @fancydeer
    @fancydeer 4 місяці тому +39

    Kids who are spoiled into becoming entitled like the one in the model kit story are usually hurt in the long run. They become adults who can't properly function in society. Hopefully the kid staying with their dad means that they get the boundaries and discipline/responsibility they need.

  • @ghostofawriter27
    @ghostofawriter27 4 місяці тому +326

    my dude surströmming in the ac system is absolutely diabolical💀

    • @michaeltempsch5282
      @michaeltempsch5282 4 місяці тому +46

      In my school someone used butyric acid (what gives rancid butter and vomit their lovely fragrances)

    • @ghostofawriter27
      @ghostofawriter27 4 місяці тому

      @@michaeltempsch5282 oh goodie!

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 4 місяці тому +7

      I wonder who will be the first one to use thioacetone 💀

    • @mo-s-
      @mo-s- 4 місяці тому +23

      terrorism ahh kinda prank

    • @elaineb7065
      @elaineb7065 4 місяці тому +19

      Is that a fermented fish dish???

  • @CunningFroggy
    @CunningFroggy 4 місяці тому +208

    i love watching The Click while drawing, it’s so funny and calming at the same time (even motivating!)

  • @HalfWolf2
    @HalfWolf2 4 місяці тому +31

    As a somewhat new gunpla builder, and my BF does it as his favorite hobby, that story was just so good lol, I know how valuable and important those kits are to people, and especially a custom kit bash that was presumably one of a kind, and with that personal history too, such a sweet revenge story, and I'm glad that aunt got what she deserved, and that she was separated from being a bad influence on her son

  • @tim_the_traveler
    @tim_the_traveler 4 місяці тому +23

    The second to last story with the guy who's Ex BF cheated was honestly so tragic, of course everything that happened was all so awful, but the fact all this happened under his nose and was a toxic seed from the beginning was so hard to hear. and the fact this took away 7 1/2 years of their life, all wasted into a lie. I can't imagine going threw that and ever getting into dating again with such a betrayal and tragic conclusion. I hope in all that is blessed they can bounce back one way or another.

  • @squiggle463
    @squiggle463 4 місяці тому +376

    i don't know why people were mad in the college story, nuclear revenge is for the pro revenges that either leave the recipient broken, or contain crimes

    • @Narangarath
      @Narangarath 4 місяці тому +34

      People seem to have gotten in their heads that everything everywhere should be catered to their exact liking. It's honestly bizarre.

    • @LaNoireDetruit
      @LaNoireDetruit 4 місяці тому +63

      Also while losing your scholarship can be really serious it does not compare to being found guilty of naughty offences.

    • @HobGungan
      @HobGungan 4 місяці тому +46

      I think also the initial story didn't seem to offer any definitive proof that the student's allegations were false. I had to pause the vid there and will have to finish it later, so I don't know if any was offered later. But I know I want more than just "she didn't like me for some reason" to be sure the allegations were actually false.

    • @WhoStoleKirya73
      @WhoStoleKirya73 4 місяці тому +35

      ​@@HobGungan how does one even prove something like that false in an internet story without revealing any personal details?

    • @lynniewood
      @lynniewood 4 місяці тому +41

      ​@@HobGungan yeah this could have easily just been a predator getting revenge on someone for making an accusation against them, so I'm a little hesitant to be on his side with so little information. Theres not much he can do to prove his case though. Like, if we take him at his word, why shouldn't we take her at her word? If we assume she's lying, why couldn't he be lying? Theres just no way to tell for sure.
      Grtting revenge on someone for accusing you is just really really sketchy af though, and exactly what a predator would do...

  • @asmodahlia
    @asmodahlia 4 місяці тому +52

    28:55 Wow, this is almost exactly what happened to me with my ex except mine lasted 8 years, I was supporting him, his mother, (and partially his cousin) and he cheated on me with random guys from grindr (in MY bed, in the house that I paid for). I never got revenge like that, but am now living a way better life even though I don't think I'll ever be able to love like that again.

    • @anitacrumbly
      @anitacrumbly 4 місяці тому +10

      I think you made the better decision not to get revenge ive been wronged by a lot of people in my life and by seeking healing vs revenge I feel better about myself like I never stooped to their level and became a better person than they could ever be. I hope you find healing and I hope you allow yourself to love yourself first and allow yourself to love another heart open again and it's for someone worth your love it's hard once our hearts have been broken that isn't even a strong enough word but broken like that but even if it's 10 15yrs into the relationship or you are 82 that you take the leap because we only live once and love is worth it.

    • @asmodahlia
      @asmodahlia 4 місяці тому +5

      @@anitacrumbly Thank you for such kind words. I hope you have a life as wonderful as you are ♡

  • @mistdoesstuff
    @mistdoesstuff 4 місяці тому +70

    i love watching the “___ revenge” and traumatize them back videos when im mad at the world 🤩

  • @omegastar2508
    @omegastar2508 4 місяці тому +28

    15:51 For anyone who doesn't want to google it, Surströmming (from what I can gather) is canned fermented fish (please correct me if I'm wrong)

    • @rookideetrainer1635
      @rookideetrainer1635 4 місяці тому +9

      yep, people who aren't used to it will likely throw up when the can is opened because it's just that vile

  • @JustMschf
    @JustMschf 4 місяці тому +127

    I love smelling like nuclear fallout. Thanks Click

    • @abigailr.9601
      @abigailr.9601 4 місяці тому +2

      Imma be honest, this comment made me laugh harder than all the others combined 🤣🤣

  • @Lyra6969
    @Lyra6969 4 місяці тому +58

    I was just having a mini breakdown over lack of sleep + loads of silly stuff (poor internet after changing wifi and the damn heat (its usually not that hot where i live) ) and i saw this has just been uploaded and it almost instantaneously got me out of the breakdown and now i'm just here typing this while calm(er)
    thank you Mr cliccy.

    • @thegaychicken
      @thegaychicken 4 місяці тому +7

      Oof that sounds rough. Hope you feel better now ❤

  • @4mula4Lalochezia
    @4mula4Lalochezia 4 місяці тому +56

    The professor student story is a bit sus, albeit, I can only speak for how this would have run here in America. I had a professor trash my EMT 2 certification by giving me a zero for the entire three-month course. This is *much worse* than a failing grade. He falsely claimed I'd skipped his entire course and then came in and offered him sex for a passing grade. I promise you, I wouldn't have had "relations" with him using someone else's broomstick, much more, I'm Ace. Truth was, he had a serious issue with "wamans" in his traditionally macho male vocation, and we were rare enough and he was credentialed enough for the college to take his side over mine. I went to the Dean of Students and politely, formally, and firmly submitted a proposal that I'd clearly had great attendance in my other classes, so give me the benefit -of-the-doubt, and allow me to retake the course with a different instructor at a different campus. I was made to pay out-of-pocket, but, my need for the cert was stronger than my need for justice. I cleared the retake with flying colors, but was also compiling all the documented history of this professor with other female students the whole time. The internet was still in it's toddler stage back then, so the process was much more grueling, but, still doable. I got him fired, and the college was flagged by the feds for review of their student loan qualification credentials. We started seeing more employment of highly qualified and competent female First Responders after that. Bonus, I'd been threatened with distribution of my nu-dude photos too. (Pics taken without my knowledge or consent.) I laughed hard, and then asserted that I'd sue for monetary compensation for each of my images that showed up in public. The guy ghosted after that.

    • @godrickstockwell1505
      @godrickstockwell1505 4 місяці тому +9

      The professor story concerns me, like it reads like some kind of weird power fantasy. I 100% agree that false accusations hurt everyone involved but I don't know, the way he was so vague about everything just feels...off. I genuinely hope that it was a work of fiction and not a real person ending up homeless

  • @TheQueerAceofSpades
    @TheQueerAceofSpades 4 місяці тому +30

    For the model kit story: I didn’t catch what kind of model it was (I’m listening to this video while I play video games) but most models take FOREVER to build and paint. I build model planes. Small stuff, like 1:72 scale fighters and such I can do in a day. Large models, such as large scale, or in some cases, small scale bombers (like a 1:72 B-36) can take a month or longer to build and paint, mattering on the detail of the kit and size. I can completely understand OP wanting the Aunt to pay for it, and if it was me, she would be paying for the value of the kit, the supplies, and something for the time it takes to build these things. I think the total cost of my B-36 was about 150 USD. Then again, the thing is also huge and the kit I bought of it is relatively rare. But, sentimental value goes over the actual kit and price.
    I completely understand the anger someone would have if some little brat broke a model of any kind

    • @zaten-p
      @zaten-p 4 місяці тому +5

      It was a customised gunpla, MG the O. The O is a pretty rare and expensive kit and the customisations would have added a lot of extra time.

  • @ornitorrinco_en_la_caverna
    @ornitorrinco_en_la_caverna 4 місяці тому +49

    I really like how you put the karma belief thing into words. Couldn't have said it better.

  • @SneakyMuffin
    @SneakyMuffin 4 місяці тому +20

    That lawyer in the first one heard someone harassing their friend and LOCKED THE FUCK IN.

  • @Timmy-we4lu
    @Timmy-we4lu 4 місяці тому +96

    the clicks humor is like a nuclear bomb , it leaves a long lasting impact on you and the coming generations

    • @lingodelfo5415
      @lingodelfo5415 4 місяці тому

      Penetrates your every cell and might cause furry mutations

  • @tuskel
    @tuskel 4 місяці тому +42

    If only every person who was threatened with revenge 🦐 had an amazing friend like the one in the first story!

    • @BrettBunsen
      @BrettBunsen 4 місяці тому +9

      Ah, the prawn revenge was later in the video. I do understand the confusion though, as prawn sounds a lot like pawrn. (I am being silly.)

  • @noone6559
    @noone6559 4 місяці тому +25

    The child who messed up Lauren is definitely from Oz..... and the tone of her story sounds true. Most of the time you can tell when a story is made up..... there are signs like actions that would be impossible, scenarios that are too outlandish for the time, place or person. Children are more intelligent, aware and revenge driven than people realise. I was only 13 when I realised my father was cheating. I watched his patterns, the secretive phone calls, the actions that were out of the norm. And this was back in like 1981 before mobile phones, the internet were even a thing. Children are not stupid. Never make the mistake of thinking they are.

  • @tokyobateman6610
    @tokyobateman6610 4 місяці тому +53

    Me rubbing my hands together like some cartoon villain when I see Click dropped an r/NuclearRevenge video

  • @Jackie_XIII
    @Jackie_XIII 4 місяці тому +15

    I am literally in the middle of working on a Gundam kit while listening to this video and the story about the broken kit boils my blood. That exact kit that he's talking about can cost several hundred dollars and when you add in the shipping to Turkey, whatever was needed to customize it, and the sentimental value of working on it with a person who is no longer with him it is clear that it was severely undervalued by the aunt.
    Even my normal kits not the ones that are heavily customized or that took me a month or longer to work on I would be devastated if somebody stomped on it like that. These kits come with hundreds of tiny parts that you have to assemble yourself and some of them can be rather fragile

  • @HobieInTheBox
    @HobieInTheBox 4 місяці тому +46

    26:04
    This is not a legit concern, this is called biphobia. OP probably was/is too old to realise this or also because of his lack of experience with his bisexuality.
    Being bisexual does not make you prone to cheating. That's just a biphobic misconception.
    So the sugar mommy story, I think OP sort of misinterpreted something? She says "I felt insulted he thought I needed to pay for a man". But, this doesn't have anything to do with that, or her looks? He's clearly a scammer who just wanted money. He didn't think she didn't have anything lack of physical worth or whatnot. But that's how OP starts the story and continues to interpret it being about her physique in particular, hence "need to pay to have a man" thing. But no he's just a scammer who wanted to send money home to his family in Latin America rip.

    • @mallninja9805
      @mallninja9805 4 місяці тому +2

      "Hey I have this insecurity you might want something I can't give you."
      IT'S A PHOBIA!!!!

    • @HobieInTheBox
      @HobieInTheBox 4 місяці тому +12

      @@mallninja9805 I'm very confused by this comment

    • @queersoapybar
      @queersoapybar 4 місяці тому

      ​@@mallninja9805that's not even what was talked about. Implying or saying that someone will cheat or is prone to cheating just because they are bisexual is biphobia.

    • @Cuprite1024
      @Cuprite1024 4 місяці тому +7

      ​@@mallninja9805 That... is not what they said? What?

    • @TheEnmineer
      @TheEnmineer 4 місяці тому +7

      @@mallninja9805 It was literally a projection of his own cheating nature onto a group of people. If the situation was about race instead of preference you'd see why it's clearly a form of bigotry rather than a valid concern. It might be an insecurity of Ryan, but that is something he should process and grow from on his own and is not an excuse to hold harmful beliefs about groups of people. It certainly didn't excuse the massive betrayal of trust which he committed against his then life-partner.

  • @redzephyrwinds
    @redzephyrwinds 4 місяці тому +42

    I love Mango just staring at the camera. He makes my day.

  • @banana9347
    @banana9347 4 місяці тому +83

    Dear satan, I’m on the Lauren story and I have to say, his father!? Why!? Now that I’ve finished the whole video, I now see that Ryan’s story was way crazier. Just collecting possible STDs like Pokémon I see.

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 4 місяці тому +12

      to be fair, my aunt went the opposite way.. cheated with her boyfriend's son.. and yes, she already had a child with the boyfriend, so now the son's half-brother is his "stepfather" (not by marriage tho and I hope they never will. It started crumbling apart). She also has older son from different relationship and he is only 2 years younger than her current boyfriend..

    • @banana9347
      @banana9347 4 місяці тому +8

      @@Daesma999 Oh my gosh, that is so complicated and confusing.

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 4 місяці тому +7

      @@banana9347 ikr? He's huge red flag and now she finally sees it.. she woul've been better off with his father. He at least didn't sexually harass me and was overly nice, approachable and not this bipolar.. (I'm 6 years younger than her current boyfriend, so I'm kinda in his age range but I was a minor back then, so uuuhhh.. no. And it was only verbally + one D pic.. nothing that serious beside death threats when I made fun of him and rejected him - how else you react to D pic, am I right?)

    • @banana9347
      @banana9347 4 місяці тому +6

      @@Daesma999 I’m so sorry. I hope you’re doing better now and your aunt leaves that piece of crap. Have a nice day!

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 4 місяці тому +3

      @@banana9347 oh yeah, I do. Thanks for your concern. I never take these losers that seriously and don't let the get in my head because they feed the troll at that point, haha.
      Have a nice day as well! ^^

  • @westcannistraro
    @westcannistraro 4 місяці тому +17

    The final scammer story should be a PSA to any current or potential scammers:
    You do not know the kind of person who your scamming truly is if you get caught. They could be a harmless fruit fly, they could be a wasp, or they could be an entire hornet's nest in one body that'll make karma really hurt like a bitch.

  • @RubySnipa
    @RubySnipa 4 місяці тому +29

    Ex of mine was working for UPS & an FBI sting occurred at the warehouse due to several electronic items "going missing" (stolen by 3 employees who were coordinating with each other & selling them on Ebay). The FBI waited for the total value of all items to hit $10,000 USD (minimum for theft to go from a misdemeanor to a felony charge). Once the threshold was reached the FBI arrested the 3 people after they had all shown up for work.

  • @bt1081
    @bt1081 4 місяці тому +16

    As someone who's vision is also on a ticking clock thanks to genetics, what I would give to have a partner who's half as supportive as his was. You'd have to be a different breed of callous to do the things he did. I can't express how infuriating that story is.
    Edit: It got worse. How did it get worse?

  • @vanessabarnes2869
    @vanessabarnes2869 4 місяці тому +15

    Oh my gods.... That cheating story with the bi man hurt me. Ive been with my partner for a little over 6 months visiting her now, if she cheated it would literally break me. Luckily she'd never do that to me. But it hit me in the gut so hard

  • @EthanMiller-wd3hd
    @EthanMiller-wd3hd 4 місяці тому +24

    Revenge is best served radioactive

  • @John_Weiss
    @John_Weiss 4 місяці тому +14

    18:30 Yeah, I was willing to believe that this was real right up until the part about getting ahold of Lauren's phone and texting the BF. That seems a little too easy, a little too much like something out of a movie.

  • @InfiniteAnvil
    @InfiniteAnvil 4 місяці тому +90

    I think the college story at 12:00 was poorly received because the OP treated a false accusation as a thing that the student did to him for no reason. False accusations do happen, but when they do, they're generally *motivated*: the accuser stands to gain something. But the OP gives no idea of what his accuser might hope to gain, nor even any indication that he was surprised that someone would falsely accuse him for no reason.
    This makes the story seem like a revenge fantasy written by an incel. Or worse, like maybe OP wasn't as innocent as he presented himself, but still wanted to gloat about how he ruined this student's life.

    • @pansepot1490
      @pansepot1490 4 місяці тому +23

      Yup. Very suspicious story.

    • @jacquimott386
      @jacquimott386 4 місяці тому +23

      I have to admit I was wondering the whole time whether the (fairly benign) allegations were false. I know that’s the problem with false accusations and is why they’re so insidious, but I really felt torn about whether I was supporting this guy for attacking someone who makes life harder for real victims and feeling sorry for the girl that tried to point out creepy behaviour that made her uncomfortable.

    • @-Devy-
      @-Devy- 4 місяці тому

      LMAO So what, if he doesn't know her motivations other than what he stated, that she just didn't seem to like him, do you want him to fabricate a better motivation just to satisfy your curiosity? Get fkn real!

    • @eyesofthecervino3366
      @eyesofthecervino3366 4 місяці тому +19

      It did make me uneasy that the story was basically "The system is so f****d I was able to get this student to lose her scholarship and have to live in her car in direct retribution for her reporting me for sexual misconduct without anyone catching it -- but don't worry, the accusation was fake, so she totally had it coming and also it's totally fine that I have that level of unsupervised power."

    • @mooseisloose2906
      @mooseisloose2906 4 місяці тому +3

      He doesn't need to add what they would "gain" as the reason was they didn't like him, often times false accusers do NOT have something to gain

  • @firecrakcer001
    @firecrakcer001 4 місяці тому +5

    Did you know that cheaters will project? People who think about something tend to assume others are thinking about it, especially when it's something wrong. A cheater will always assume a partner will cheat. If you get accused, get suspicious.

  • @killer_rabbit42
    @killer_rabbit42 4 місяці тому +12

    10:04 I am currently helping a friend out with a similar situation to this. Someone made false accusations & he's going through the legal process now. Fortunately, we have more than enough evidence to show that he's innocent & that the accuser lied, even to the point of perjury.
    As someone who was "naughtily" assaulted at a young age, it makes my blood boil when people make up accusations just because they're mad at someone or just don't like them. It diminishes the voice that victims have & casts doubt on anyone who comes forward.

  • @slingingaxis4505
    @slingingaxis4505 4 місяці тому +12

    39:14
    Click: *Reads something horrible* “Oh that is so sad..”
    *Continuing bouncy happy music in the background*

  • @lizzykayOT7
    @lizzykayOT7 4 місяці тому +11

    I appreciated listening to these today. Too often people just don't bother with revenge because they'd just rather move on and heal, or avoid drama. But these scum really had it coming. Last one sounded very organized and I also suspect their may have been a gang behind it. A lot of the present day scammers are affiliated with them, just as a way to get $$.

  • @shadowldrago
    @shadowldrago 4 місяці тому +10

    The second to last one just made me sad. It was going so well, but then, it all came crumbling down. All because of pure misfortune. It makes me glad I'm aroace because, that sort of thing makes me feel like I'm not so much dodging A bullet so much as I am dodging fire from a machinegun.

  • @willc3697
    @willc3697 4 місяці тому +29

    19:02 I don’t know why, but when I read “I realize how unreal it sounds,” I kinda expected it to end with “well that’s because it’s satire. Thanks for reading my story!”

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 2 місяці тому

      I've come to regard pretty much all reddit revenge stories like this. Just stories, no real stuff. fanfic

  • @underwailer
    @underwailer 4 місяці тому +26

    Fun fact hermit crabs need a partner and at least 10 gallons of space each crab

    • @numberfour1234
      @numberfour1234 4 місяці тому +4

      hermit crabs need to be more independent fr

  • @mccloud9915
    @mccloud9915 4 місяці тому +23

    16:07 I like how he sounded like a dying mouse after reading that 💀

  • @willwallinger5932
    @willwallinger5932 4 місяці тому +8

    Decency is reserved for decent people. Liars don't deserve honesty.

  • @sordidknifeparty
    @sordidknifeparty 4 місяці тому +68

    The religious concept of Karma is actually pretty gross when you think about it. They believe that if you have a terrible life it is because you were a terrible person in a past life and this is your just punishment, rather than simply acknowledging that some people get an unfair Shake and helping out when you can . Belief in karma is why the caste system works in India

    • @stampandscrap7494
      @stampandscrap7494 4 місяці тому +5

      Agree. Thats why I don't believe in any gods. Christian god, you can do any horrendous thing in this life but if you believe in me I will forgive you. Isn't it great of god to forgive someone for something they did to some other poor sod.
      Suffer for a last life you cannot remember without knowing what you did.
      All gods are a bit mental

    • @cmcordoYT
      @cmcordoYT 4 місяці тому +2

      Yes, I hate that karma word, especially in that religious sense.
      Even some extreme Christians talk like that. When a woman I knew found out I was no longer a Christian, she actually said a few sentences later that this was why I was suffering from a serious (genetic) chronic disease. Years later, she died of cancer.

    • @Densoro
      @Densoro 4 місяці тому +2

      From what I understand, that’s a western misunderstanding of the concept.
      A more authentic take on karma would be like, ‘The circumstances of the life you were born into are echoes of countless other people’s choices. You can’t choose to be born into a different phase of the world, but you can choose how you respond to it.’
      So like, we’re living in a world that’s been affected by climate change since before we were born. That sucks and it’s not fair, but we can’t just veto it on those grounds. We have to accept that that’s the world right now, and decide what we’re gonna do in light of that.

    • @slimetank394
      @slimetank394 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@Densoro idk about the "western misunderstanding" thing, but, as an Asian born and still living in Asia, "your suffering in this life is the karma of your last life's sin" is exactly what we were told since i was growing up, from people of all kinds of religion, not just Christianity

  • @WeirdSnakeGal
    @WeirdSnakeGal 4 місяці тому +9

    This is making me realise I'm not as petty and vindictive as I thought I was. I have been wronged by someone last year around September and I seriously had the power to get her kicked out of her place but I didn't. It would have been sweet revenge since the apartment was at the center of the whole drama and the reason I got to see her real face and was able to protect myself by ending the "friendship".

  • @octochan
    @octochan 4 місяці тому +9

    That second last one went full Count of Monte Cristo on his ex and everyone his ex was involved with, holy cow

  • @Meggyp0p
    @Meggyp0p 4 місяці тому +3

    The SH/SA accusations happen in middle school too. I had a sixth grader make false claims about an older student and had everyone worked up, but she came clean to the principal when asked. I pulled her and her friends out of class the next day to explain why false claims hurt everyone, including real CSA victims.

  • @DonnaLang42rockglobally
    @DonnaLang42rockglobally 4 місяці тому +12

    "Corporations are gonna corporate." This.... I love this line!

  • @fencarroll9463
    @fencarroll9463 2 місяці тому +3

    Lauren's step child is a ROCK STAR. Not to mention step child saved the new guy and new guys kids.

  • @janka4820
    @janka4820 4 місяці тому +9

    The one about the prawns in the floorboards reminded me of a thing construction workers in my country use to do if they didn't get paid
    they'd hide an egg somewhere in the brick walls, when they were nearing completion, so that they'd have time to finish before the egg cracked and started smelling really bad
    so the home owner would have two options
    1: live with the smell
    or 2: pay the first company the owed price + huge interest + even more labour cost to go in there and take out the egg since they knew where it was
    hiring another company wasn't really an option since my country was, and still is small everyone knew everyone. so if you didn't pay one construction company, nobody else would wanna deal with you either in case you don't pay them either

  • @SilverWatercress
    @SilverWatercress 4 місяці тому +71

    Babe wake up, cliccy posted

    • @Theonly_z_Official
      @Theonly_z_Official 4 місяці тому +8

      I thought you said "desktop" instead of "Posted" lmao
      (I just woke up so I can't read properly yet)

    • @numberfour1234
      @numberfour1234 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Theonly_z_Official dyslaxative

    • @itswindyhere
      @itswindyhere 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@numberfour1234 aren't we all..

    • @numberfour1234
      @numberfour1234 4 місяці тому +1

      @@itswindyhere _yes_

    • @SilverWatercress
      @SilverWatercress 3 місяці тому

      @@Theonly_z_Official Babe wake up, Cliccy Desktop

  • @arrow_awsome
    @arrow_awsome 4 місяці тому +35

    17:48 i dont know about this family; but where i live it's pretty common for family members to tell each other their phone passwords. the thought prossess is that if theres ever an incident where only one phone is available (or more commonly in my family; someone wants a pic taken of them on their own phone) then you dont need to waste time telling passwords out in public

    • @aleksabanjevic8316
      @aleksabanjevic8316 4 місяці тому +9

      I know several ppl who don't have locks on phones as they don't live in places where pickpocketing is common and most ppl wouldn't take ur phone without asking

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 4 місяці тому +3

      Most phones you can take photos without unlocking the phone.

  • @Iris_Astraea
    @Iris_Astraea 4 місяці тому +15

    You definitely need to look at r/malicious compliance
    It's a subreddit about people doing "exactly what they are asked"

  • @Shae_Sandybanks
    @Shae_Sandybanks 4 місяці тому +3

    I helped a friend get her ex deported (for overstaying) as he turned out to be an abusive a*hole.
    Like none of us had cared that he was overstaying his working visa, like he was working, paying taxes etc. But as soon as he turned out to be a massive creep, bye Felicia!

  • @numberfour1234
    @numberfour1234 4 місяці тому +24

    Once again father has fed us. WE SHALL FEAST.

  • @Syurtpiutha
    @Syurtpiutha 4 місяці тому +3

    The thing with the teacher and the student who is now homeless that bugs me is that actually getting a complaint through an institution is often difficult and takes a lot of time and effort. What the teacher did in this case is one of the many ways in which a legitimate complaint can disappear (not saying this one was legitimate, I do not know). Getting a complaint actually addressed requires keeping the complaint up, being examined over the nature of the complaint, and likely facing consequences for the complaint made (regardless of if the complaint was valid or not). There are many ways in which institutions discourage complainers from making the complaint, from byzantine rules on formulation, to taking very long time to respond but demand a very quick response in return, to implying a loss (or offer) of a research grant, etc. Institutions are generally primarily interested in maintaining themselves, and tend not to appreciate people who try to disrupt that from their perspective.
    Anyway, the teachers strategy is also something that can be done by someone who definitely deserved the complaint.

  • @mariannapapikyan4123
    @mariannapapikyan4123 4 місяці тому +9

    Everyone gangsta until they realize that reality show stories actually happen in real life
    And it's much, much, MUCH worse than those reality shows, because it is real

  • @tanakasensei3450
    @tanakasensei3450 4 місяці тому +5

    With the story where the student tried to get OP fired: if the higher ups tried to investigate her claims, OP could respond with, "I don't know what she's talking about; she wasn't here that day..."

  • @bowwowie8691
    @bowwowie8691 4 місяці тому +91

    WHEN IS CERBERUS DUCK COMING

    • @stankmcdankton6204
      @stankmcdankton6204 4 місяці тому +19

      Do the individual heads have names? Are they Huey, Dewey and Louie?

    • @stoopyblooberriUwU
      @stoopyblooberriUwU 4 місяці тому +11

      ⁠@@stankmcdankton6204 that’s perfect, they should be called Huey Dewey and Louie

    • @SyzygySomnia
      @SyzygySomnia 4 місяці тому +4

      What happened to patience is a virtue?

    • @wildberrybleach3822
      @wildberrybleach3822 4 місяці тому +1

      Answers! We need answers!!

    • @Cera_01
      @Cera_01 4 місяці тому +4

      ​@@stoopyblooberriUwU sued by disney

  • @a-goblin
    @a-goblin 4 місяці тому +11

    16:00 not the surströmming, that's beyond cursed

  • @arkron81
    @arkron81 4 місяці тому +4

    17:43 "Do people actually not lock their phones?"
    My mother, all my aunts, one of my uncles and all my cousins don't lock their phones. "Eh, it's a hassle to constantly unlock them when I want to use them at home" is usually their response when I ask why.

  • @AmbiCahira
    @AmbiCahira 4 місяці тому +3

    Whenever a school in our area (Umeå) would get surströmming in the vents the school would shut down for a week or two for sanitation so it became a go-to vacation time for some kids. I doubt it can be done to the same degeee anymore because there's probably cameras everywhere now but it is definitely a 90s-00s memory.

  • @hiroshi7025
    @hiroshi7025 4 місяці тому +15

    10:20
    Oh this absolutely happens, Click. Had a colleague who this happened to because the kid didn't like him. He never did ish and the girl was a troublesome kid. I actually taught her and every time: Coming late, having forgotten her supplies, not doing work or homework, and when confronted, yells, throws stuff around (in class) or packs up and slams the door out. That was the "trash class" with every effed up child.
    One tried to put the ball down on the ground and engage discussion with her. Lo and behold, we got a funky surprise reunion less than 2 weeks later in the staff lounge.

    • @waffles3629
      @waffles3629 4 місяці тому +11

      Yep. One of my middle school teachers got fired due to false accusations. They were both verifiably false because with the first student she wasn't in school on the day in question, and he was verifiably on the other side of the country with the second. Meanwhile the teacher who nearly had a kid die in her room due to asthma? She still works there decades later. Another student had to intervene to get her medical care.

  • @Cuprite1024
    @Cuprite1024 4 місяці тому +2

    The second-to-last one was just painful to listen to. I can just imagine myself in that situation and... frankly, idk what I'd do, knowing the last 7 or so years of my life was a complete lie, wasted time and trust that I would *never* get back. That... is a *terrifying* concept.
    Edit: Also the insane amount of unprotected sex, willingly putting everyone around him in danger, not even just the main victim. Absolutely disgusting.

  • @gmrkitty
    @gmrkitty 4 місяці тому +5

    The entire roller-coaster at 24:57 is a heckin' ride! The OP was amazingly thorough. Could do well as a PI LOLZ

  • @yellowbutterfly6796
    @yellowbutterfly6796 4 місяці тому +6

    16:40 im a believer in the phrase, reality is stranger than fiction. heck ive got my own stories to tell, one weird thing is my social worker literally plotted to ruin my adoption and made our lives hell (this had* (typo) far reaching consequences too) - all because* (typo) we had cats and she was allergic to cats. we had to hide our cats with other family, but she had a grudge and decided to just not be normal until she ended up telling another social worker about her schemes as if that would fly. shout out to that awesome woman (the coworker), who got crazy lady off our case and took on our case for us. i hope she has lived a great life ❤
    edit: also, coincidentally, that crazy social worker lady was named laura, that or lauren but i think it was laura.