I loved it when Masters Ken pins her to the matt with the question. What is the Brazilian language? That is just another example of the physical as well as mental superpower that Master Ken possesses. This woman didn't stand a chance.
god damn, of course she knew that. she just didnt come up with a more funny answer. the most stupid think would have been to answer portuguese. if you wuld be from america, and somebody ask you which language is spoken in america, would you answer english?
@@wolflarsen1900"gOd DaMn" you clearly missed the joke. No need to be so mad. 😂 And yes, i would answer with English - because it's factually correct.
I am a product of Enter The Dojo. Master Ken personally taught me, and I graduated in 2016. Since then, I have captured 17 planets and 190 countries and won more than a million battles. You might not have heard of me because I spared Earth, as my master wanted me to. All hail Master Ken!
You want to be efficient in a real life street fight. If you are not good at counting, practice counting to 37 at home. It looks so easy, when Master Ken does it, but he is a pro and makes everything look easy.
In the past 20 years I ended up (countless times) lying on my back in the "sit on your face"-technique and i ALWAYS managed to come out of it victoriously with a counter-technique that i won't tell you... It is to special! It only works on women (never had a man using the "sit on your face"-technique on me... Luckily!) I discovered it by cheer accident... Or because I am born with a special Tallent... To be honest: i never knew i was wrestling in the first place! Thanks Master Ken!
how master ken doesn't have a sitcom already is beyond me. Has that Reno 9-1-1 feel to it. First time I see his content, but already a fan. Dude had me rolling. TY!
I would suggest, rather than aiming for an _mmfff... mmmmmffff_ noise when they're trying to bite your groin, aim for a _gluk-gluk-gluk_ sound. You can achieve this by rapidly thrusting your groin at their face.
I was pretty surprised that Master Ken didn't go to a Thrust of Freedom during that hold but maybe that is just too advanced for a simple video. Obviously not too advanced for Master Ken!
With these advanced techniques if you were to leave just one tooth unaccounted for, there would be major problems. Don't overlook the importance of counting the teeth. I have used this technique before and I also like to stress to my opponent the importance of flossing as I remove the teeth. Re-stomp the molars.
Master Ken I am extremely uncomfortable with this new muffling technique. Although I am mute with startling admiration though! You always manage to break all boundaries of self defence, I guess that's why I have been following you for so long! I fear NOTHING under your tutelage!
As someone who has been watching MMA since Randy spanked Tito and listening to the JRE since the fleshlight days I must apologize that i have never acknowledged the greatest coach of all time you sir are my new favorite coach you are a legend
O fato de Master Ken saber qual é o idioma brasileiro só demonstra a impressionante erudição desse homem, que engloba até os assuntos mais insólitos. Todo o meu respeito ao senhor, Master Ken. Osss!
Found you recently master, used three of your techniques on people unsuspecting and I removed my grandmothers teeth without elbowing her. Everyone’s ok ❤
The fun thing is that if you ever got into that position in a real fight (how?! Why???!) the opponent would totally bite your groin off. Of course in most regulated fighting sports biting is forbidden, so I guess it can be a legit technique for those occasions.
Master Ken’s point is you smash his face first and remove his TEETH before going into the BOX. The box is used to explode his head and how is he going to bite with no teeth as master Ken explained?
I am actually pretty impressed that guy had the full weight sitting on his chest. I wouldn’t imagine that was pleasant. Especially with Master Ken dangling his participles nearby.
I used to be afraid of going out at night but Master Ken’s techniques have made me a new confident man.
Thank you Master Ken!
yeah...as soon as a aggressor comes your way..
think about master ken
and laugh them out of their comfortzone
That kid saw heaven for like 2 minutes
Gotta take out the nose first, don’t let them smell heaven.
@@richardlloyd2589yeh I bet heaven smelled like ass
But he also had that lady sit on him.
Yeah Master Ken
your PF made me more laugh Hip the square
I didn't realize that my girlfriend was a martial arts expert - and here I thought she just enjoyed sitting on my face.
bruder wot is a girlfren?
This technique has kept me happily married for over 20 yrs
I loved it when Masters Ken pins her to the matt with the question. What is the Brazilian language?
That is just another example of the physical as well as mental superpower that Master Ken possesses.
This woman didn't stand a chance.
So we should change it to PORTUGUESE JIU JITSU 😂😂😂
god damn, of course she knew that. she just didnt come up with a more funny answer. the most stupid think would have been to answer portuguese. if you wuld be from america, and somebody ask you which language is spoken in america, would you answer english?
You are on a higher level than most, great observation!
I almost wasn't sure if she was pretending not to know. She made it believable. Lol.
@@wolflarsen1900"gOd DaMn" you clearly missed the joke. No need to be so mad. 😂
And yes, i would answer with English - because it's factually correct.
I am a product of Enter The Dojo. Master Ken personally taught me, and I graduated in 2016. Since then, I have captured 17 planets and 190 countries and won more than a million battles. You might not have heard of me because I spared Earth, as my master wanted me to. All hail Master Ken!
I always wondered who taught Chuck Norris how to fight
@@dangriesemer3710 yeah!
My former BJJ coach always did the muffling technique. I never knew he was trained in Ameridote...
I once watched a catch wrestling video where a choke included a nose squeeze.
You want to be efficient in a real life street fight. If you are not good at counting, practice counting to 37 at home.
It looks so easy, when Master Ken does it, but he is a pro and makes everything look easy.
I’ve met many ladies that apparently know and enjoy this martial arts technique… amazing 😮
For some reason me too
Und die Abwehrtechnik führt man mit der Zunge aus
these two pro athletes are very sporting & understanding not breaking character and burst into laughter , awesome
That restomping detail saved me from tough opponents who would rush into me after their brains exploded. Thanks
😂
In the past 20 years I ended up (countless times) lying on my back in the "sit on your face"-technique and i ALWAYS managed to come out of it victoriously with a counter-technique that i won't tell you... It is to special! It only works on women (never had a man using the "sit on your face"-technique on me... Luckily!) I discovered it by cheer accident... Or because I am born with a special Tallent... To be honest: i never knew i was wrestling in the first place!
Thanks Master Ken!
the muff dive is the best opener for close encounters
Master Ken's technical instructions have made a big difference in my life,
how master ken doesn't have a sitcom already is beyond me. Has that Reno 9-1-1 feel to it. First time I see his content, but already a fan. Dude had me rolling. TY!
If he thinks all humans have 37 teeth, he's clearly never fought off a meth addict. 9 teeth..., maximum.
I have 41
I would suggest, rather than aiming for an _mmfff... mmmmmffff_ noise when they're trying to bite your groin, aim for a _gluk-gluk-gluk_ sound. You can achieve this by rapidly thrusting your groin at their face.
I was pretty surprised that Master Ken didn't go to a Thrust of Freedom during that hold but maybe that is just too advanced for a simple video. Obviously not too advanced for Master Ken!
I don't know why she's laughing at the end, those are very serious techniques and might save her life one day
I actually spit out my drink when he said “muff dive!” 😂
37???? Must be right. Master Ken is nothing if not informed. And always right of course
He is from different Earth, the one outside of Solar System.
Finally, some bloopers!
I would have used the Thrust of Freedom. Thank you Master Ken for again showing correct technique.
Jordan is an incredible sport. 😂😂😂
Dude had the time of his life.
He had a good view in the first part, but a bad view in the second....
I was expecting him to muffle his opponent with a teabag
@@The_Ballo yea I thought there was gonna be a tea bag somewhere n the vid lol
Master Ken as live action version of Omni-Man. Now.
The boxed-groin technique remains undefeated, and as always, re-mouth that groin
Master Ken is too deadly for anyone😂
From his luckiest moment im life down to the unluckiest one 😂
I nearly would have left my opponent with just an exploded head! Thank you for the reminder to re-stomp the groin!
2:54 I would go to the gym and train with her EVERYDAY!
Yeah, to really get that technique down, ya know.
#muffdivingtechnique
You have to train with Ken afterwards, that's even better.
Just when I think you've reached the limits of "camp" , you escape your bonds and find a new trail.
The best way to counter this technique is to grow a 12 inch tongue, and learn to breathe through the ears.
The only way out of this clinch is by vigorously applying the tongue punch. There's no way around. So to speak.
Master Ken wants us to punch out and count all the teeth because he cares.
He knew exactly what he was doing
With these advanced techniques if you were to leave just one tooth unaccounted for, there would be major problems. Don't overlook the importance of counting the teeth. I have used this technique before and I also like to stress to my opponent the importance of flossing as I remove the teeth. Re-stomp the molars.
1:04 Thank you for correcting her, Master Ken. I was about to have a nerd-induced panic attack.
Every guitar has its personality I've played 3 that work with me. Glad you found yours.
Master Ken I am extremely uncomfortable with this new muffling technique. Although I am mute with startling admiration though! You always manage to break all boundaries of self defence, I guess that's why I have been following you for so long! I fear NOTHING under your tutelage!
🇵🇹. Um abraço para o Master Ken aqui de Lisboa (Portugal)🇵🇹
I just wanna know why she's signaling the Diamond Cutter
My confidence level is so high now thanks to master Ken. I can now boldly look ANY vending machine in the "face" and dare to UNPLUG it!!!
As someone who has been watching MMA since Randy spanked Tito and listening to the JRE since the fleshlight days I must apologize that i have never acknowledged the greatest coach of all time you sir are my new favorite coach you are a legend
Vamos Master Ken !!!!! Argentina te apoya !!!!!!!!!!
1.15 every time some legit burn get improvised, it's almost funnier than the rest😂
Didn't anyone else catch that he said get all "37" teeth? There's only 32.
If Master Ken says 37 teeth, you keep smashing and tearing until you get 37 teeth! 😈
1:10 'American language' at it's finest 🤣
I would have lost my breath laughing to see Master Ken applying that to someone 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Too bad my lady won’t practice this technique with me! 👏👏🤣
If you know how the Sámi people used to castrate male reindeer in Lapland, you'll think twice before applying this atomic blonde's technique.
0:15
Very disappointing that not one comment mentions Frodo from the Shire being in the background
Thanks Master Ken for your infinite wisdom....
Ole ground dude didn’t get paid enough 😅
Master Ken, thank you for your guidance, total respect I will practice this technique with my wife, before taking it to the street. 🙏
O fato de Master Ken saber qual é o idioma brasileiro só demonstra a impressionante erudição desse homem, que engloba até os assuntos mais insólitos. Todo o meu respeito ao senhor, Master Ken. Osss!
love these are all under the 'Enter The Dojo' title but the show no longer exists :( sadly. wish they'd bring it back!
The apprehension of the guy behind you...PRICELESS! LOL KEN
Every part of Ken is a lethal weapon. R. E. S. P. E. C. T.
Jordan not laughing is most impressive🤣
I once took on a Krav Maga,karate,Jiu Jitsu,wrestler,and Dutch kickboxer all at once by using Master Kens techniques.
Is it true your punches are so fast they ripped your sleeves off...😮
Ken got a name right!? Holy shit
Legendary as usual
Found you recently master, used three of your techniques on people unsuspecting and I removed my grandmothers teeth without elbowing her.
Everyone’s ok ❤
The fun thing is that if you ever got into that position in a real fight (how?! Why???!) the opponent would totally bite your groin off.
Of course in most regulated fighting sports biting is forbidden, so I guess it can be a legit technique for those occasions.
Master Ken’s point is you smash his face first and remove his TEETH before going into the BOX. The box is used to explode his head and how is he going to bite with no teeth as master Ken explained?
@@hungmeow8284 indeed, as usual Ameridote takes an impractical technique and finds a way to make it work in the real world
Laughing my parts off, you Sir are the Master.
I'm laughing so hard I had to stop the video 3 times😂
😂😂😂 EMFF EMFF!!! I'm done!!
Awesome I have so much fun!
because i tried master ken's technique, my highschool bully is suing me for emotional damages
I bet that kid thought he was really lucky until Master Ken said O.K now it's my turn.
Getting the guy to do the gumming sounds had me in stitches😅
With the rapid rise of the HAWK TUAH defense, I find this technique to be less effective, but at the same time, much much more common.
Remember that we dive at 5 and there is no muff too tuff. And as always re-dive on that muff!
I am actually pretty impressed that guy had the full weight sitting on his chest. I wouldn’t imagine that was pleasant. Especially with Master Ken dangling his participles nearby.
I would be no match for Talie, she'd win every time and i'd look forward to it.
This is the part of UA-cam that I was missing 😂
No groin was hurt during making of this video (I had to make sure by watching it a few times at 0,25x speed). What a relief.
Easily went from the best job to the worst job in a matter of minutes.😂😂😂
Master Ken off the mat barefoot and zero Fs given.
some good tips. and thanks all 3 for a lmao introduction to your channel.
Barra means a place(neighborhood) in Rio de Janeiro "Barra da Tijuca"
🤣 What next? Maybe a happy ending? LOL
🤣
Does Acre Double Stomp their ‘Bars’?
"you don't want brain in your eyes" 😂
I hope Jordan got a bonus for this.
I think he definitely had a bonus. Received! He RECEIVED a bonus!
After this video posted, there was a massive spike in Google search: "How many teeth does a human have?"
"Portuguese..."
As a spaniard, I felt that, when I hear americans say "I speak mexican"... 😂😂😂
Do you know what that hand sign she held up represents?
Who & what is it about ...
Funniest one yet! The Atomic Blonde! Hahahaha.
i gad to hold my mouth to stop from laughing sso hard 😂😂😂
😂😂😂 Master Ken forgot to add the crop duster as he stood up an as an alternate attack,which im sure he used. Even though this was a demonstration. 😂😂😂
Imagine the absolute psycho it would take to actually sit on your face and bash your mouth until you lose all 37(lol) teeth.
There is a more advanced “ spank the clam” technique that I’m sure Master Ken will demonstrate in a future video.
Master Ken’s Rizz is legendary.
How many takes for this? Outtakes!!
Next to Upinya Yoga, this guy has THE system to deal with the cranial mount technique.
Always make sure the box is loose in the end.
what a f***ing great character he is :DxD
I bet Master Ken can rip off his mustache, and throw it like a batarang.
These video's are comedy gold
You can combine both topics of this video if there's gold in the teeth. Just saying …