I loved it when Masters Ken pins her to the matt with the question. What is the Brazilian language? That is just another example of the physical as well as mental superpower that Master Ken possesses. This woman didn't stand a chance.
god damn, of course she knew that. she just didnt come up with a more funny answer. the most stupid think would have been to answer portuguese. if you wuld be from america, and somebody ask you which language is spoken in america, would you answer english?
@@wolflarsen1900"gOd DaMn" you clearly missed the joke. No need to be so mad. 😂 And yes, i would answer with English - because it's factually correct.
I am a product of Enter The Dojo. Master Ken personally taught me, and I graduated in 2016. Since then, I have captured 17 planets and 190 countries and won more than a million battles. You might not have heard of me because I spared Earth, as my master wanted me to. All hail Master Ken!
You want to be efficient in a real life street fight. If you are not good at counting, practice counting to 37 at home. It looks so easy, when Master Ken does it, but he is a pro and makes everything look easy.
In the past 20 years I ended up (countless times) lying on my back in the "sit on your face"-technique and i ALWAYS managed to come out of it victoriously with a counter-technique that i won't tell you... It is to special! It only works on women (never had a man using the "sit on your face"-technique on me... Luckily!) I discovered it by cheer accident... Or because I am born with a special Tallent... To be honest: i never knew i was wrestling in the first place! Thanks Master Ken!
I would suggest, rather than aiming for an _mmfff... mmmmmffff_ noise when they're trying to bite your groin, aim for a _gluk-gluk-gluk_ sound. You can achieve this by rapidly thrusting your groin at their face.
I was pretty surprised that Master Ken didn't go to a Thrust of Freedom during that hold but maybe that is just too advanced for a simple video. Obviously not too advanced for Master Ken!
how master ken doesn't have a sitcom already is beyond me. Has that Reno 9-1-1 feel to it. First time I see his content, but already a fan. Dude had me rolling. TY!
With these advanced techniques if you were to leave just one tooth unaccounted for, there would be major problems. Don't overlook the importance of counting the teeth. I have used this technique before and I also like to stress to my opponent the importance of flossing as I remove the teeth. Re-stomp the molars.
Master Ken I am extremely uncomfortable with this new muffling technique. Although I am mute with startling admiration though! You always manage to break all boundaries of self defence, I guess that's why I have been following you for so long! I fear NOTHING under your tutelage!
As someone who has been watching MMA since Randy spanked Tito and listening to the JRE since the fleshlight days I must apologize that i have never acknowledged the greatest coach of all time you sir are my new favorite coach you are a legend
Found you recently master, used three of your techniques on people unsuspecting and I removed my grandmothers teeth without elbowing her. Everyone’s ok ❤
O fato de Master Ken saber qual é o idioma brasileiro só demonstra a impressionante erudição desse homem, que engloba até os assuntos mais insólitos. Todo o meu respeito ao senhor, Master Ken. Osss!
The fun thing is that if you ever got into that position in a real fight (how?! Why???!) the opponent would totally bite your groin off. Of course in most regulated fighting sports biting is forbidden, so I guess it can be a legit technique for those occasions.
Master Ken’s point is you smash his face first and remove his TEETH before going into the BOX. The box is used to explode his head and how is he going to bite with no teeth as master Ken explained?
I am actually pretty impressed that guy had the full weight sitting on his chest. I wouldn’t imagine that was pleasant. Especially with Master Ken dangling his participles nearby.
XDDDDDDDDD that last scene kills XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ...but will that work on an angry grizzly bear with a black belt? I know Master Ken has done this to grizzlies and polar bears... but just asking just in case... you never know.
Master Ken's techniques have kept me safe for many years now.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂
Don't forget to restomp the groin❤❤
@@michealjackson4783 My grandma used say that too. God bless her ❤
😂😂😂
I used to be afraid of going out at night but Master Ken’s techniques have made me a new confident man.
Thank you Master Ken!
That kid saw heaven for like 2 minutes
Gotta take out the nose first, don’t let them smell heaven.
@@richardlloyd2589yeh I bet heaven smelled like ass
But he also had that lady sit on him.
Yeah Master Ken
your PF made me more laugh Hip the square
My former BJJ coach always did the muffling technique. I never knew he was trained in Ameridote...
I once watched a catch wrestling video where a choke included a nose squeeze.
I loved it when Masters Ken pins her to the matt with the question. What is the Brazilian language?
That is just another example of the physical as well as mental superpower that Master Ken possesses.
This woman didn't stand a chance.
So we should change it to PORTUGUESE JIU JITSU 😂😂😂
god damn, of course she knew that. she just didnt come up with a more funny answer. the most stupid think would have been to answer portuguese. if you wuld be from america, and somebody ask you which language is spoken in america, would you answer english?
You are on a higher level than most, great observation!
I almost wasn't sure if she was pretending not to know. She made it believable. Lol.
@@wolflarsen1900"gOd DaMn" you clearly missed the joke. No need to be so mad. 😂
And yes, i would answer with English - because it's factually correct.
I am a product of Enter The Dojo. Master Ken personally taught me, and I graduated in 2016. Since then, I have captured 17 planets and 190 countries and won more than a million battles. You might not have heard of me because I spared Earth, as my master wanted me to. All hail Master Ken!
I always wondered who taught Chuck Norris how to fight
@@dangriesemer3710 yeah!
This technique has kept me happily married for over 20 yrs
I didn't realize that my girlfriend was a martial arts expert - and here I thought she just enjoyed sitting on my face.
bruder wot is a girlfren?
I’ve met many ladies that apparently know and enjoy this martial arts technique… amazing 😮
For some reason me too
Und die Abwehrtechnik führt man mit der Zunge aus
You want to be efficient in a real life street fight. If you are not good at counting, practice counting to 37 at home.
It looks so easy, when Master Ken does it, but he is a pro and makes everything look easy.
That restomping detail saved me from tough opponents who would rush into me after their brains exploded. Thanks
37???? Must be right. Master Ken is nothing if not informed. And always right of course
He is from different Earth, the one outside of Solar System.
I don't know why she's laughing at the end, those are very serious techniques and might save her life one day
Master Ken's technical instructions have made a big difference in my life,
Jordan is an incredible sport. 😂😂😂
Dude had the time of his life.
He had a good view in the first part, but a bad view in the second....
I was expecting him to muffle his opponent with a teabag
@@The_Ballo yea I thought there was gonna be a tea bag somewhere n the vid lol
the muff dive is the best opener for close encounters
In the past 20 years I ended up (countless times) lying on my back in the "sit on your face"-technique and i ALWAYS managed to come out of it victoriously with a counter-technique that i won't tell you... It is to special! It only works on women (never had a man using the "sit on your face"-technique on me... Luckily!) I discovered it by cheer accident... Or because I am born with a special Tallent... To be honest: i never knew i was wrestling in the first place!
Thanks Master Ken!
Finally, some bloopers!
2:54 I would go to the gym and train with her EVERYDAY!
Yeah, to really get that technique down, ya know.
#muffdivingtechnique
You have to train with Ken afterwards, that's even better.
I would suggest, rather than aiming for an _mmfff... mmmmmffff_ noise when they're trying to bite your groin, aim for a _gluk-gluk-gluk_ sound. You can achieve this by rapidly thrusting your groin at their face.
I was pretty surprised that Master Ken didn't go to a Thrust of Freedom during that hold but maybe that is just too advanced for a simple video. Obviously not too advanced for Master Ken!
Master Ken is too deadly for anyone😂
how master ken doesn't have a sitcom already is beyond me. Has that Reno 9-1-1 feel to it. First time I see his content, but already a fan. Dude had me rolling. TY!
Master Ken as live action version of Omni-Man. Now.
With these advanced techniques if you were to leave just one tooth unaccounted for, there would be major problems. Don't overlook the importance of counting the teeth. I have used this technique before and I also like to stress to my opponent the importance of flossing as I remove the teeth. Re-stomp the molars.
If he thinks all humans have 37 teeth, he's clearly never fought off a meth addict. 9 teeth..., maximum.
I have 41
Master Ken I am extremely uncomfortable with this new muffling technique. Although I am mute with startling admiration though! You always manage to break all boundaries of self defence, I guess that's why I have been following you for so long! I fear NOTHING under your tutelage!
I actually spit out my drink when he said “muff dive!” 😂
I nearly would have left my opponent with just an exploded head! Thank you for the reminder to re-stomp the groin!
I would have used the Thrust of Freedom. Thank you Master Ken for again showing correct technique.
The boxed-groin technique remains undefeated, and as always, re-mouth that groin
From his luckiest moment im life down to the unluckiest one 😂
Master Ken wants us to punch out and count all the teeth because he cares.
He knew exactly what he was doing
Every guitar has its personality I've played 3 that work with me. Glad you found yours.
Just when I think you've reached the limits of "camp" , you escape your bonds and find a new trail.
The best way to counter this technique is to grow a 12 inch tongue, and learn to breathe through the ears.
The only way out of this clinch is by vigorously applying the tongue punch. There's no way around. So to speak.
I just wanna know why she's signaling the Diamond Cutter
🇵🇹. Um abraço para o Master Ken aqui de Lisboa (Portugal)🇵🇹
1:04 Thank you for correcting her, Master Ken. I was about to have a nerd-induced panic attack.
Too bad my lady won’t practice this technique with me! 👏👏🤣
This is comedic gold.
As someone who has been watching MMA since Randy spanked Tito and listening to the JRE since the fleshlight days I must apologize that i have never acknowledged the greatest coach of all time you sir are my new favorite coach you are a legend
Vamos Master Ken !!!!! Argentina te apoya !!!!!!!!!!
1.15 every time some legit burn get improvised, it's almost funnier than the rest😂
Thanks Master Ken for your infinite wisdom....
Master Ken, thank you for your guidance, total respect I will practice this technique with my wife, before taking it to the street. 🙏
Ole ground dude didn’t get paid enough 😅
Didn't anyone else catch that he said get all "37" teeth? There's only 32.
If Master Ken says 37 teeth, you keep smashing and tearing until you get 37 teeth! 😈
Found you recently master, used three of your techniques on people unsuspecting and I removed my grandmothers teeth without elbowing her.
Everyone’s ok ❤
Every part of Ken is a lethal weapon. R. E. S. P. E. C. T.
O fato de Master Ken saber qual é o idioma brasileiro só demonstra a impressionante erudição desse homem, que engloba até os assuntos mais insólitos. Todo o meu respeito ao senhor, Master Ken. Osss!
Ken got a name right!? Holy shit
I would have lost my breath laughing to see Master Ken applying that to someone 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Is it true your punches are so fast they ripped your sleeves off...😮
🤣 What next? Maybe a happy ending? LOL
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love these are all under the 'Enter The Dojo' title but the show no longer exists :( sadly. wish they'd bring it back!
Legendary as usual
If you know how the Sámi people used to castrate male reindeer in Lapland, you'll think twice before applying this atomic blonde's technique.
The fun thing is that if you ever got into that position in a real fight (how?! Why???!) the opponent would totally bite your groin off.
Of course in most regulated fighting sports biting is forbidden, so I guess it can be a legit technique for those occasions.
Master Ken’s point is you smash his face first and remove his TEETH before going into the BOX. The box is used to explode his head and how is he going to bite with no teeth as master Ken explained?
@@hungmeow8284 indeed, as usual Ameridote takes an impractical technique and finds a way to make it work in the real world
1:10 'American language' at it's finest 🤣
Jordan not laughing is most impressive🤣
The apprehension of the guy behind you...PRICELESS! LOL KEN
I would be no match for Talie, she'd win every time and i'd look forward to it.
I'm laughing so hard I had to stop the video 3 times😂
Getting the guy to do the gumming sounds had me in stitches😅
I once took on a Krav Maga,karate,Jiu Jitsu,wrestler,and Dutch kickboxer all at once by using Master Kens techniques.
This is the part of UA-cam that I was missing 😂
With the rapid rise of the HAWK TUAH defense, I find this technique to be less effective, but at the same time, much much more common.
I hope Jordan got a bonus for this.
I think he definitely had a bonus. Received! He RECEIVED a bonus!
Funniest one yet! The Atomic Blonde! Hahahaha.
I am actually pretty impressed that guy had the full weight sitting on his chest. I wouldn’t imagine that was pleasant. Especially with Master Ken dangling his participles nearby.
Do you know what that hand sign she held up represents?
Who & what is it about ...
"Portuguese..."
As a spaniard, I felt that, when I hear americans say "I speak mexican"... 😂😂😂
These video's are comedy gold
You can combine both topics of this video if there's gold in the teeth. Just saying …
XDDDDDDDDD that last scene kills XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
...but will that work on an angry grizzly bear with a black belt? I know Master Ken has done this to grizzlies and polar bears... but just asking just in case... you never know.
I bet that kid thought he was really lucky until Master Ken said O.K now it's my turn.
Master Ken off the mat barefoot and zero Fs given.
some good tips. and thanks all 3 for a lmao introduction to your channel.
Remember that we dive at 5 and there is no muff too tuff. And as always re-dive on that muff!
Does Acre Double Stomp their ‘Bars’?
Who is stronger?
Master Ken or Yujiro Hanma
Master Ken’s Rizz is legendary.
what a f***ing great character he is :DxD
Barra means a place(neighborhood) in Rio de Janeiro "Barra da Tijuca"
The "Sit on your face technique"??? I am just going to let that joke tell itself.............
😂😂😂 EMFF EMFF!!! I'm done!!
Next to Upinya Yoga, this guy has THE system to deal with the cranial mount technique.
No groin was hurt during making of this video (I had to make sure by watching it a few times at 0,25x speed). What a relief.
i gad to hold my mouth to stop from laughing sso hard 😂😂😂
There is a more advanced “ spank the clam” technique that I’m sure Master Ken will demonstrate in a future video.
Easily went from the best job to the worst job in a matter of minutes.😂😂😂
How many takes for this? Outtakes!!
Unless you're fighting in west Virginia 🤔😬
Always make sure the box is loose in the end.
Just spill my hot ass coffee on myslef laughing
Unplugged, raw and unfiltered, the acoustic version. Your opponent will use the Gummy bear technique. AKA the ball gargler.
Thanks. ARTG.
After this video posted, there was a massive spike in Google search: "How many teeth does a human have?"
Imagine the absolute psycho it would take to actually sit on your face and bash your mouth until you lose all 37(lol) teeth.