Are you actually insane? This year has been pure bottom of the barrel shyte across the board. There is NOTHING GOOD here. The fact that TOG hearted your comment is absurd.
I feel like the people who made this game were like "yeah, we know the game sucks. Blame our boss for rushing us" 😂. Or maybe it's more like "yeah, we weren't paid enough to finish this shit". Either way 😂😂😂
See the problem is that with most games like Kong or Gollum, it’s exactly like that. But with this game, it’s a SHADY scam of a game. The dev studio shuts down 4 days AFTER launch? Like maybe a month or even 2 afterwards, but 4 days? It was at that point scam was written ALL over
Well thankfully I'm still burned out from playing zombie games. I think the genre in general needs to go radio silent for a decade before I think about playing 1 again. I'm currently saving up for Baldur's Gate 3 cause I still haven't played it yet and saving up for Dragon's Dogma 2 next year
@@drakeboutte1466 except it even fails at being a scam, since steam holds the funds of newly released games for the first month to protect against possible scams!
It's funny you say that, because one of the devs admitted on Discord that the game was not going to be great and would not be the best game out of 2023, and then they got banned by the rest of the dev team.
The bit at 22:10 is genuinely hilariously well done . Not immediately realizing what was wrong, the slow moving of the camera back in position, that absolutely flabbergasted "HUH ?". It almost feels like a real life version of getting Insight in Bloodborne
My sides are hurting from all the laughing I did while watching this video. Just discovered your channel and I'm now subscribed. I can't wait to see what else you have on the worst games of 2023! Thank you for this. Such a fresh change from all the more serious (but still excellent) videos on this trainwreck of a "game".
What a year of highs and lows. For every Lethal Company, we got a Greyhill Incident. For every Tears of the Kingdom, we got a Forspoken. For every Baldur's Gate, we got one of these. It's kind of surreal when you start listing them out.
Like I said during the live, I would NOT be surprised if this game is a straight up asset flip. Barely anything is inside of it, all the buildings look copy and pasted. The devs lately really are trying to get a 0 these days on IGN.
Yeah, that seems very likely. Asset flip that got outta hand in terms of popularity so the emergency dump had to be used(alledgedly). The AI sounding VO fits this well
Something that didn't get touched upon: the devs were a Russian studio, but they were being hit by economic sanctions because of the war and wanted out of that mess. So they registered not one but TWO fake addresses in Singapore. One journalist actually flew to Singapore just to see who works there (different companies renting the space out).
How in the actual incomprehensible fuck did a game like Gollum come out in 2023, absolutely fucking bombing the studio that created it AND IT STILL ISN'T EVEN IN THE TOP 3 WORST GAMES OF THAT VERY YEAR? This is a feat that should be absolutely impossible to accomplish. But TWD Destinies, Rise of Kong and The Day Before really did perform a miracle there, only outdone by the miracles you created by turning all 4 of these into absolute over the top hilarious videos. Cheers for the entertainment, Brett.
I never even knew it was the most wishlisted game! Keep in mind games like no man sky didn’t tank their studio this badly, heck we even got its redemption ark, gollum at least had content, same with bloody Kong! Not great content but it’s something
It still astounds me that this channel hasn't reached a million subscribers years ago. These videos are so well put together and funny. Not only that but you're actually fun to watch live, you're always on and interacting with the viewers. There are a lot of fun and awesome gameplay channels but once you catch them live they are such a slog. Really hope to see my favourite game youtube reach a million subscribers one day ❤
Oh god that was a trip to watch both on stream and in the premiere 😂 Edit: as for the funniest moment,probably anytime the "Allegedly" asset was used cause it's so perfectly timed
2023 was the year of extremes for the game world. On one hand, Pizza Tower, Baldurs Gate 3, Alan Wake, Tears of the Kingdom. On the other, Game Mill, Redfall, Forspoken, Day Before.
as an American generaly no we don't have the washing machine in the bathroom in most cases its either in the kitchen, in a self-contained closet or it and the dryer have their own room with integrated hampers and stuff for dirty clothing.
As an american i've never heard of a household having a washing machine in the bathroom we usually have them put in garages or if said home does not have a garage but a driveway to park in there is a specific room for said machinery.
"The Walking Dead giving the Destiny's Elbow to the Gollum, while Kong reaches on the ladder for the belt for the Worst Game of the Year, but OH MY GOD, THE DAY BEFORE knocks Kong off the ladder, and steals the title away! Unbelievable!!"
I saw a breakdown from a youtuber who's also a game dev who said that since they did the game through Steam, the day before devs may actually have gotten no money from the game. Steam holds the money for a period of time, so they and the publisher can take their cut as well as to cover returns, taxes, and any other legal nonsense. So they may not be getting a dime.
If I had a nickle for every game studio that closed because of a disastrous game release this year I would have 4 nickles, which isn't much but it's mildly suspicious that it has happened 4 times now...
Honestly at 19:52 I was eating food and hearing this massive honk from Brett I nearly choked on my food I near laughed that hard 😂 never change Brett you're the funniest and most entertaining person I've ever watched on. Keep up the hard work!
Seriously, I haven’t seen this many bad games released in the same year. Ever. It’s actually impressive. Thank you Brent for making watching these so more entertaining and enjoyable than the games themselves.
Holy shit... I don't know if anyone else has pointed it out yet, but the mall with an escalator in it that he's running towards from 8:56 to 8:59, I shit you not, is a 1 to 1 carbon copy of one of the first interior areas that you can explore in The Division, right down to the curvature of the room and placement of cover. I knew the game was an asset flip, but I didn't know it was THAT obvious.
@them7971 To be honest though, there's no copyright infringement here as the buildings are the same IRL. That or similar. Granted yes it is a little lazy, though any devs who had worked on this game, whether they were in on the scam or not, didn't have much time to do this. Though there is an uncanny level of similarity here. Makes me wonder if the base is across the street XD
So washing machine in the bathroom: It's uncommon here in America, but that being said I have seen it here. Depends on size of the house, and if you don't have room anywhere else
"Get back to me," re: washing machine in the bathroom-- no, that's generally not a thing in the States. Usually laundry has its own room, or at least its own corner of the cellar. 'Course, big country, so. . . .
To answer the question of Washing Machine in the Bathroom. Normally only in households or apartments with not enough room. But this was a complete house. So they managed to fk up even that. Random Washing Machine!!
Oookaay… I just realized something. I think at 9:12 with the coffee shop, the “devs” at FNTASTIC were trying to pull a Coffee Stain Studios and make their “business Cameo” a coffee shop. Uuuggghhhh
As much as Brett had while playing this, the washing machine in the bathroom question was a good one. I’ve usually only seen it in houses that have multiple bathrooms. So the guest, usually half bath, has a toilet and the washer and dryer.
@@damoc7782 by the way the store next to pumpkin nuts Out of The Closet is an actual store, it’s a thrift store and I have one up the hill from my apartment
I think my favorite moment was and wasn't one that was documented. When that first trailer came out I like to imagine the entire office of Fntastic threw a celebration with how much it was being wish listed on Steam and then the moment the second trailer dropped and people started copping on that it was a scam every member was sat around like "....The fuck do we do? We can't make this shit, we can barely make games to begin with!" Before they started throwing each other to the wolves over whose fault it was.
As a Fallout fan, the thought of gunshots just being background ambience and not from something in the world is WILD to me. I'm used to hearing a gunshot, going to find it, and getting a rocket launcher to the face
At the finale of the worst games 2023, Gollum is throwing rocks while King Kong throws bananas at homer (the dumb cat from forspoken) while all 3 are simultaneously fighting off glitched zombies with bad AI, when all of a sudden the day before comes in and leaves four days later after kicking the ass of the competition!
HOW... THE... FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN THREE TIMES IN A ROW AFTER THINKNG "GOD IT COULDNT GET ANY WORSE." HERE Comes GAMES Number THREE WITH ALL THE FICIN ISSUES
I loved this and all your other videos for the worst games this year and loved your Avatar stream on your other channel. I really hope you plan on making a video of that one too!
I dont think its possible to make a worse "Game" unless you were to make a game that upon pressing "New Game" It explodes your console/pc for fun. and now for some reason I have an urge to play prototype after watching this, no clue why... anyway great video sir.
I might just be seeing things but some of the models in the safe house area almost look like they were taken from division, that makes me wonder if they took a layout from division as well for a safe house and that's the reason it seems so familiar to me
"Why is that HELP backwards?" When he said that, I thought to myself 'maybe he should try looking at it from the other side' and then I immediately thought that would be idiotic if that worked. And then I though about the rest of the game and realized that it probably is spelled that right way around on the other side because that's just the kind of game this is. And why are there so many PC parts? He mentioned the GPU and the Ethernet cable he picked up but his inventory also had two CPU cooling fans in it. Fucking, Why?
7:20 One of the things that i vehemetly disagree with is when these bad games are compared to older consoles. People did the same with King Kong and Gollum and i just don't think it's fair really. There are so many games on both the PS2 and Xbox that look better than this. Combat Evolved, Rachet & Clank, Jack & Daxter, Sly Cooper, MGS 3, Okami i can go on and on
18:50 actually there are some small apartments that will have a laundry machine in the bathrooms in America, but usually they're in the kitchen, for some reason. Also this game is fucked.
I feel sad about all of this, there are so many smaller games that are realy good but struggle with getting the needed attention, meanwhile a game that had so many warning signs of beeing a scam got it all in spades...
I have a question. Did any "volunteers" came out and spoke about what they did yet? I'm sure an NDA was placed but for screw that. We have to hear what happened in the background of this game.
Washing machine in the bathroom is not something I have seen done over here before, might be a regional thing but here in Northeast Ohio no not really.
17:15 hearing my man bret crack up is great man, the game may be terrible, and it is, but our boy tearofgrace's super power is spinnin gold from shite.
While we wait for the video to start, here's something to read to pass the time :) What If on Halo 3's final mission the portal on the Ark sends the Forward unto Dawn carrying Master Chief, Cortana and Arbiter (all together, two or one depending if the ship splits or not) A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . . Star Wars (or to be more specific at the start or little before the Phantom Menace or New Hope) See more of the story below!?! This is a work in progress! but feel free to take, edit and use in your final draft if you wish, just a small mention/credit of what I may have contributed will be fine with me :) SWPM option 1, Arbiter: The front half of the Forward unto Dawn carrying Arbiter teleports into the Star Wars galaxy at speed, passes the CIS blockade, who are left wondering WTF was that, but of course turn their attention to another approaching ship ( Qui Gon Jinn / Obi Wan kenobi journey stays the same for now ... ) Arbiter crashes into the ocean or large lake on the planet of Naboo, after salvaging what he can and escaping the sinking wreck Arbiter sets off in search of civilization ... only at first to find Jar Jar Binks !?! ... After setting up camp for the night and having something to eat ( either human ration packs salvaged from the F.U.D | or some form of creature that Arbiter would be able to catch/eat ) lured by the smell of food Jar Jar " Attempts " to sneak up! ... Only to get caught (detected via Arbiters hunter/warrior senses ... that or his motion tracker) after a lot of begging/bargaining Arbiter takes pity on him and offers Jar Jar a deal, guide him to the " Human " capital of Naboo in exchange for food/protection (Jar Jar of course would accept this offer, what with being banished from going home for being clumsy) along the way perhaps they'll find a crashed but still operational warthog (which is worse, trusting Jar Jar to drive or shoot !) after some driving they come under attack from scouts of the droid invasion followed by the JEDI who come to their aid and ... could also appreciate a ride ... ( JJ will likely call Arbiter " Arby " for short throughout the story ) SWPM option 2, Chief / Cortana: The back half of the Forward unto Dawn carrying Chief / Cortana teleports into from their perspective a unknown region of space! Cortana of course will start running scans of the area and drop a beacon for potential rescue (for about 4 years, 7 months, 10 days she won't be suffering from rampancy yet) ... oh would you look at that its the ship that Qui Gon Jinn/ Obi Wan kenobi are traveling on, after some basic introductions / explanations the JEDI will ask if MC/C would like to accompany them to the planet of Naboo or wait for another ship to give them a tow 1a) if they stay some time later the JEDI will send a message saying the CIS have just attempted to kill them, rather than being sitting ducks, Cortana uses what control they have over the F.U.D to steer it to Naboo for a controlled crash landing then using a escape pod. 1b) if they leave with the JEDI, the F.U.D will be left behind for now, will it stay adrift in space, get caught in Naboo's gravitational pull and crash there!) When arriving at the CIS blockade MC/C will have another two choices 2a) Stay in ship until what should be " short negotiations " are over! ... outcome: ship gets blown up with MC/C just about escaping the blast or rises from the wreckage like a Demon to the bewilderment of the battle droids 2b) Join the JEDI in the meeting to introduce themselves to this new galaxy or pretend to be acting security! ... outcome: oh boy, if the CIS were spooked about JEDI showing up in the original story, what are going to think Chief is ... Mandalorian perhaps ( they won't know anything about Cortana yet ) When Lord Sidious gives the order " kill them immediately " so the CIS blows up the horse they rode in on and " try " to gas the JEDI / Chief ... pfffft ha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cue the song ( Unyielding Soul ) | whichever scenario plays they link up and fight their way to the bridge (next question is can Cortana interface/hack the doors for the bridge e.g. is there a control panel they can hack close by? ... also don't forget the blast doors) still even after all that the droidika's with their shields may still be problematic leading to the group needing to sneakoff the ship! SWPM option's 1/2 combined: When combining these perspectives most details stay the same, with the exception of Chief / Cortana telling the JEDI that Arbiter is about to crash-land on the planet of Naboo (or already has) they'll also be able to keep in contact with Arbiter via COM's until the CIS blocks communications!
@@404Errored ... Thank you for taking the time to read it :) ... I have shared this idea with a few UA-camrs who do fictional WHAT IF storylines, So far the ones I have shown this to like it, but unfortunately most either tend to avoid doing crossovers or are busy with other projects
First Gollum, then Kong, then WD Destinies and now a game that killed (or at least allowed a convenient seppuku) its company. What's next? Right before the next year some scammer is going to release a "game" that just takes your money and then deletes itself? Or maybe destroys the hard-drive for good measure. This was a fun year
In the words of Nick Frost in hot fuzz "watch this (Proceeds to stab himself in the eye with a fork)" now I know hot fuzz has nothing to do with zombies but neither does this game really.
Bretts joy when discovering ragdoll and other broken physics never fails to put a smile on my face.
my favorite was the Taxi that just decided it didnt follow the laws of science and just opened however it wanted LOL
Somehow 2023 has been both the worst and best year for video games because of how incredible and awful the games have been.
Loved the video!
It's like Mt. Everest got put directly next to the Mariana Trench. The highs and lows have never been higher and lower.
Makes me wonder what the mid-est games of the year were.
@@billtenth5805 Starfield?
2023 was the most bipolar year for gaming (as someone else said on another video)
Are you actually insane? This year has been pure bottom of the barrel shyte across the board. There is NOTHING GOOD here. The fact that TOG hearted your comment is absurd.
I feel like the people who made this game were like "yeah, we know the game sucks. Blame our boss for rushing us" 😂. Or maybe it's more like "yeah, we weren't paid enough to finish this shit". Either way 😂😂😂
See the problem is that with most games like Kong or Gollum, it’s exactly like that. But with this game, it’s a SHADY scam of a game. The dev studio shuts down 4 days AFTER launch? Like maybe a month or even 2 afterwards, but 4 days? It was at that point scam was written ALL over
Well thankfully I'm still burned out from playing zombie games. I think the genre in general needs to go radio silent for a decade before I think about playing 1 again. I'm currently saving up for Baldur's Gate 3 cause I still haven't played it yet and saving up for Dragon's Dogma 2 next year
@@drakeboutte1466 except it even fails at being a scam, since steam holds the funds of newly released games for the first month to protect against possible scams!
The sad reality is that there was a few devs. That actually went and updated the game just before they canceled support.
It's funny you say that, because one of the devs admitted on Discord that the game was not going to be great and would not be the best game out of 2023, and then they got banned by the rest of the dev team.
If I had a nickel for everytime a bad game ended a company, I would have two nickels, which isn’t much but it’s weird it happened twice.
I am in awe. Both at how shamelessly lazy Fntastic was and your ability to make schlock hilariously funny Brett. God bless ya man
The bit at 22:10 is genuinely hilariously well done . Not immediately realizing what was wrong, the slow moving of the camera back in position, that absolutely flabbergasted "HUH ?". It almost feels like a real life version of getting Insight in Bloodborne
It's hard to comprehend the absence of something.
But in this game it's perfectly comprehensive and detailed.
My sides are hurting from all the laughing I did while watching this video. Just discovered your channel and I'm now subscribed. I can't wait to see what else you have on the worst games of 2023! Thank you for this. Such a fresh change from all the more serious (but still excellent) videos on this trainwreck of a "game".
Check his shadow of mordor stuff. Lots of hilarious shit
His Gollum series is an absolute riot.
What a year of highs and lows. For every Lethal Company, we got a Greyhill Incident. For every Tears of the Kingdom, we got a Forspoken. For every Baldur's Gate, we got one of these.
It's kind of surreal when you start listing them out.
12:36
That moment when you laugh so hard you sound like courage the cowardly dog
That’s perfect 🤣
Like I said during the live, I would NOT be surprised if this game is a straight up asset flip. Barely anything is inside of it, all the buildings look copy and pasted.
The devs lately really are trying to get a 0 these days on IGN.
Someone made a gigantic list detailing every single asset they used. It's impressive just how many they used.
Yeah, that seems very likely. Asset flip that got outta hand in terms of popularity so the emergency dump had to be used(alledgedly).
The AI sounding VO fits this well
11:14 as Brett said in sonic boom, “it’s like a pizza place dealing nothing but burgers, STOP!”
They deff made this game the DAY BEFORE the deadline
Something that didn't get touched upon: the devs were a Russian studio, but they were being hit by economic sanctions because of the war and wanted out of that mess. So they registered not one but TWO fake addresses in Singapore. One journalist actually flew to Singapore just to see who works there (different companies renting the space out).
How in the actual incomprehensible fuck did a game like Gollum come out in 2023, absolutely fucking bombing the studio that created it AND IT STILL ISN'T EVEN IN THE TOP 3 WORST GAMES OF THAT VERY YEAR?
This is a feat that should be absolutely impossible to accomplish. But TWD Destinies, Rise of Kong and The Day Before really did perform a miracle there, only outdone by the miracles you created by turning all 4 of these into absolute over the top hilarious videos. Cheers for the entertainment, Brett.
18:35
The "HUH!!" got me crying over here🤣😂😂
To think this game was THE most wishlisted game on Steam at one point still impresses me.
I never even knew it was the most wishlisted game! Keep in mind games like no man sky didn’t tank their studio this badly, heck we even got its redemption ark, gollum at least had content, same with bloody Kong! Not great content but it’s something
It still astounds me that this channel hasn't reached a million subscribers years ago.
These videos are so well put together and funny. Not only that but you're actually fun to watch live, you're always on and interacting with the viewers. There are a lot of fun and awesome gameplay channels but once you catch them live they are such a slog.
Really hope to see my favourite game youtube reach a million subscribers one day ❤
Oh god that was a trip to watch both on stream and in the premiere 😂
Edit: as for the funniest moment,probably anytime the "Allegedly" asset was used cause it's so perfectly timed
I’d just like to make it known that this is the first video, at least to my knowledge, that has made me legitimately shit myself out of laughter.
2023 was the year of extremes for the game world. On one hand, Pizza Tower, Baldurs Gate 3, Alan Wake, Tears of the Kingdom. On the other, Game Mill, Redfall, Forspoken, Day Before.
as an American generaly no we don't have the washing machine in the bathroom in most cases its either in the kitchen, in a self-contained closet or it and the dryer have their own room with integrated hampers and stuff for dirty clothing.
As an american i've never heard of a household having a washing machine in the bathroom we usually have them put in garages or if said home does not have a garage but a driveway to park in there is a specific room for said machinery.
"The Walking Dead giving the Destiny's Elbow to the Gollum, while Kong reaches on the ladder for the belt for the Worst Game of the Year, but OH MY GOD, THE DAY BEFORE knocks Kong off the ladder, and steals the title away! Unbelievable!!"
I saw a breakdown from a youtuber who's also a game dev who said that since they did the game through Steam, the day before devs may actually have gotten no money from the game.
Steam holds the money for a period of time, so they and the publisher can take their cut as well as to cover returns, taxes, and any other legal nonsense.
So they may not be getting a dime.
HOPEFULLY
If I had a nickle for every game studio that closed because of a disastrous game release this year I would have 4 nickles, which isn't much but it's mildly suspicious that it has happened 4 times now...
Sincerely hope you remembered to refund it by now xD
Thanks for the video...and the breakdown of the whole mess at the start, that was really good.
Honestly at 19:52 I was eating food and hearing this massive honk from Brett I nearly choked on my food I near laughed that hard 😂 never change Brett you're the funniest and most entertaining person I've ever watched on. Keep up the hard work!
XD YOU TOO!?!?!?
21:29 "Boy, do I have some bad news fer you!" I'm howling
The devs killed most of the zombies themselves while beta testing the game and they ran out when the players joined.
Seriously, I haven’t seen this many bad games released in the same year. Ever. It’s actually impressive. Thank you Brent for making watching these so more entertaining and enjoyable than the games themselves.
Holy shit... I don't know if anyone else has pointed it out yet, but the mall with an escalator in it that he's running towards from 8:56 to 8:59, I shit you not, is a 1 to 1 carbon copy of one of the first interior areas that you can explore in The Division, right down to the curvature of the room and placement of cover.
I knew the game was an asset flip, but I didn't know it was THAT obvious.
8:57
That building interior was almost ripped straight from Division 2 with the UV lights and all. All they medical equipment everwhere.
That's literally the lobby of Madison Square Garden from Div1 with less props scattered around (cos it would probably tank the performance lol)
@them7971 To be honest though, there's no copyright infringement here as the buildings are the same IRL. That or similar. Granted yes it is a little lazy, though any devs who had worked on this game, whether they were in on the scam or not, didn't have much time to do this.
Though there is an uncanny level of similarity here. Makes me wonder if the base is across the street XD
I got a Skull and Bones pre-roll ad on this.
How very fitting.
The "...How did I do this?" at 12:00 fucking KILLED ME man.
The thumbnail is him before playing the game and after. Genius
Love ya Brett, went from listening to you playing tboi and SoW, to having you as my disembodied workout pal
19:01 Not sure why but that shit made me laugh so hard.
This game company really just beat Gollum devs in the DeclareBankrupt any% run.
You'd think with how much this game got delayed they would've at least made half as many zombies as they said there would be
My former Godfather who lives in Cornwall had a Washing Machine in his downstairs toilet room.
So washing machine in the bathroom:
It's uncommon here in America, but that being said I have seen it here. Depends on size of the house, and if you don't have room anywhere else
9:38 Oh I am so glad my joke made it into the video!
I was proud of that one.
That Allegedly bit always gets me 😂
This video is how I learned Propnight got shutdown.
Is it just me or is Brett's laugh just infectious
It really is
"Get back to me," re: washing machine in the bathroom-- no, that's generally not a thing in the States. Usually laundry has its own room, or at least its own corner of the cellar.
'Course, big country, so. . . .
"The way is not in the sky. The way is in the heart" Only up vibes in that quote.
I love Brett’s scooby doo villain laugh
To answer the question of Washing Machine in the Bathroom.
Normally only in households or apartments with not enough room. But this was a complete house. So they managed to fk up even that. Random Washing Machine!!
Man, competition for Worst Game of the Year is fierce in 2023! 😆
Oookaay… I just realized something. I think at 9:12 with the coffee shop, the “devs” at FNTASTIC were trying to pull a Coffee Stain Studios and make their “business Cameo” a coffee shop. Uuuggghhhh
As much as Brett had while playing this, the washing machine in the bathroom question was a good one. I’ve usually only seen it in houses that have multiple bathrooms. So the guest, usually half bath, has a toilet and the washer and dryer.
14:58 I have no idea why this is so endlessly funny, every time I hear it I start laughing
Yes It's everyone's favourite restaurant PUMPKIN NUTS
@@damoc7782 by the way the store next to pumpkin nuts Out of The Closet is an actual store, it’s a thrift store and I have one up the hill from my apartment
I think my favorite moment was and wasn't one that was documented. When that first trailer came out I like to imagine the entire office of Fntastic threw a celebration with how much it was being wish listed on Steam and then the moment the second trailer dropped and people started copping on that it was a scam every member was sat around like "....The fuck do we do? We can't make this shit, we can barely make games to begin with!" Before they started throwing each other to the wolves over whose fault it was.
As a Fallout fan, the thought of gunshots just being background ambience and not from something in the world is WILD to me.
I'm used to hearing a gunshot, going to find it, and getting a rocket launcher to the face
4:41 "That's not my neighbor" dialogue
SPEECH ORGANS...
We have it! We have our fourth horseman of the gaming apocalypse!
At least we can all stay toasty warm around the dumpster fire that is this game this winter XD
you know when the game is bad when the maker of the game say "shit happens"
At the finale of the worst games 2023, Gollum is throwing rocks while King Kong throws bananas at homer (the dumb cat from forspoken) while all 3 are simultaneously fighting off glitched zombies with bad AI, when all of a sudden the day before comes in and leaves four days later after kicking the ass of the competition!
2023 keeps on giving and its still not over yet🎉😂
Watching this live was hilarious, seeing brett get kicked out of his "populated" server
HOW... THE... FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN THREE TIMES IN A ROW AFTER THINKNG "GOD IT COULDNT GET ANY WORSE." HERE Comes GAMES Number THREE WITH ALL THE FICIN ISSUES
damn i was just searching this game because i kept hearing about how bad it was. i’m very glad i landed on your video, easiest subscription ever
I loved this and all your other videos for the worst games this year and loved your Avatar stream on your other channel. I really hope you plan on making a video of that one too!
I dont think its possible to make a worse "Game" unless you were to make a game that upon pressing "New Game" It explodes your console/pc for fun. and now for some reason I have an urge to play prototype after watching this, no clue why... anyway great video sir.
im lovein these new videos keep this up :D
I honestly thought you weren’t gonna make a vid on it seeing as there was literally no content in the game.
3 hour stream turned into 19 minutes of gameplay....that really is saying something isn't it lol
I might just be seeing things but some of the models in the safe house area almost look like they were taken from division, that makes me wonder if they took a layout from division as well for a safe house and that's the reason it seems so familiar to me
14:04 perfectly described the game😂
What the HELL happened to your 3 elden ring playthroughs you never fucking finished?
"Why is that HELP backwards?"
When he said that, I thought to myself 'maybe he should try looking at it from the other side' and then I immediately thought that would be idiotic if that worked. And then I though about the rest of the game and realized that it probably is spelled that right way around on the other side because that's just the kind of game this is. And why are there so many PC parts? He mentioned the GPU and the Ethernet cable he picked up but his inventory also had two CPU cooling fans in it. Fucking, Why?
a pizza shop that doesnt serve pizza... and one of my friends said AND I QUOTE "the game is fun" he will never admit he is wrong and its not cute.
In America the washing machines are either in the garage, a separate room, or they are in the kitchen.
7:20 One of the things that i vehemetly disagree with is when these bad games are compared to older consoles. People did the same with King Kong and Gollum and i just don't think it's fair really. There are so many games on both the PS2 and Xbox that look better than this. Combat Evolved, Rachet & Clank, Jack & Daxter, Sly Cooper, MGS 3, Okami i can go on and on
21:13 seeing that IRL would give me a heart attack. 😂
This game is still more of a game than CryptoZoo. Edit: that's a jab at cryprozoo, not defense of this pile of rancid chum.
Thank you Brett for suffering all these bad games so we don't have to
Crazy the studio didn't wait even a month before throwing in the towel. Probably because they knew the trash they put out wasn't worth the effort.
18:50 actually there are some small apartments that will have a laundry machine in the bathrooms in America, but usually they're in the kitchen, for some reason.
Also this game is fucked.
I feel sad about all of this, there are so many smaller games that are realy good but struggle with getting the needed attention, meanwhile a game that had so many warning signs of beeing a scam got it all in spades...
I have a question. Did any "volunteers" came out and spoke about what they did yet? I'm sure an NDA was placed but for screw that. We have to hear what happened in the background of this game.
Pain is MANDATORY!
Most people dont have bathrooms that big let alone having enough space to have a washing machine in one.
I am European and of course you have the washing machine in the bathroom. Maybe not upstairs. Unless you're the king.
13:50 by the way that out of the closet is a real shop, it’s a second hand store, LITERALLY up the street from my house, I’m not shitting you
There's been a lot of contenders for "Worst Game of the Year" this year. 😅
Washing machine in the bathroom is not something I have seen done over here before, might be a regional thing but here in Northeast Ohio no not really.
Hands down most broken game ever. It was so broken that even the buy option broke, nothing really else can top this one.
When you finish watching the stream and then come to watch the cut version to see what edits were put in.
17:15 hearing my man bret crack up is great man, the game may be terrible, and it is, but our boy tearofgrace's super power is spinnin gold from shite.
While we wait for the video to start, here's something to read to pass the time :) What If on Halo 3's final mission the portal on the Ark sends the Forward unto Dawn carrying Master Chief, Cortana and Arbiter (all together, two or one depending if the ship splits or not) A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away . . . . Star Wars (or to be more specific at the start or little before the Phantom Menace or New Hope) See more of the story below!?!
This is a work in progress! but feel free to take, edit and use in your final draft if you wish, just a small mention/credit of what I may have contributed will be fine with me :)
SWPM option 1, Arbiter: The front half of the Forward unto Dawn carrying Arbiter teleports into the Star Wars galaxy at speed, passes the CIS blockade, who are left wondering WTF was that, but of course turn their attention to another approaching ship ( Qui Gon Jinn / Obi Wan kenobi journey stays the same for now ... ) Arbiter crashes into the ocean or large lake on the planet of Naboo, after salvaging what he can and escaping the sinking wreck Arbiter sets off in search of civilization ... only at first to find Jar Jar Binks !?! ... After setting up camp for the night and having something to eat ( either human ration packs salvaged from the F.U.D | or some form of creature that Arbiter would be able to catch/eat ) lured by the smell of food Jar Jar " Attempts " to sneak up! ... Only to get caught (detected via Arbiters hunter/warrior senses ... that or his motion tracker) after a lot of begging/bargaining Arbiter takes pity on him and offers Jar Jar a deal, guide him to the " Human " capital of Naboo in exchange for food/protection (Jar Jar of course would accept this offer, what with being banished from going home for being clumsy) along the way perhaps they'll find a crashed but still operational warthog (which is worse, trusting Jar Jar to drive or shoot !) after some driving they come under attack from scouts of the droid invasion followed by the JEDI who come to their aid and ... could also appreciate a ride ... ( JJ will likely call Arbiter " Arby " for short throughout the story )
SWPM option 2, Chief / Cortana: The back half of the Forward unto Dawn carrying Chief / Cortana teleports into from their perspective a unknown region of space! Cortana of course will start running scans of the area and drop a beacon for potential rescue (for about 4 years, 7 months, 10 days she won't be suffering from rampancy yet) ... oh would you look at that its the ship that Qui Gon Jinn/ Obi Wan kenobi are traveling on, after some basic introductions / explanations the JEDI will ask if MC/C would like to accompany them to the planet of Naboo or wait for another ship to give them a tow
1a) if they stay some time later the JEDI will send a message saying the CIS have just attempted to kill them, rather than being sitting ducks, Cortana uses what control they have over the F.U.D to steer it to Naboo for a controlled crash landing then using a escape pod.
1b) if they leave with the JEDI, the F.U.D will be left behind for now, will it stay adrift in space, get caught in Naboo's gravitational pull and crash there!) When arriving at the CIS blockade MC/C will have another two choices
2a) Stay in ship until what should be " short negotiations " are over! ... outcome: ship gets blown up with MC/C just about escaping the blast or rises from the wreckage like a Demon to the bewilderment of the battle droids
2b) Join the JEDI in the meeting to introduce themselves to this new galaxy or pretend to be acting security! ... outcome: oh boy, if the CIS were spooked about JEDI showing up in the original story, what are going to think Chief is ... Mandalorian perhaps ( they won't know anything about Cortana yet ) When Lord Sidious gives the order " kill them immediately " so the CIS blows up the horse they rode in on and " try " to gas the JEDI / Chief ... pfffft ha ha ha ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHA cue the song ( Unyielding Soul ) | whichever scenario plays they link up and fight their way to the bridge (next question is can Cortana interface/hack the doors for the bridge e.g. is there a control panel they can hack close by? ... also don't forget the blast doors) still even after all that the droidika's with their shields may still be problematic leading to the group needing to sneakoff the ship!
SWPM option's 1/2 combined: When combining these perspectives most details stay the same, with the exception of Chief / Cortana telling the JEDI that Arbiter is about to crash-land on the planet of Naboo (or already has) they'll also be able to keep in contact with Arbiter via COM's until the CIS blocks communications!
This reply section will soon be filled with "I ain't reading all that"😂
@@trappergroupyt ... Hahahahaha ... I'll take satisfaction in the fact that you at least glanced at it :)
If it were the infinity, the CIS and the Republic would shit themselves when they see it release it’s frigates
@@404Errored ... Thank you for taking the time to read it :) ... I have shared this idea with a few UA-camrs who do fictional WHAT IF storylines, So far the ones I have shown this to like it, but unfortunately most either tend to avoid doing crossovers or are busy with other projects
There are only like 12 days in the year left, how do worse games keep getting released?
American here, I have not seen a washing machine in a bathroom in any American household.
I mean, you SAY this is the actual worst, but I can imagine a world where this game was good, unlike gollum or rise of kong.
First Gollum, then Kong, then WD Destinies and now a game that killed (or at least allowed a convenient seppuku) its company. What's next? Right before the next year some scammer is going to release a "game" that just takes your money and then deletes itself? Or maybe destroys the hard-drive for good measure. This was a fun year
don't forget: before The Lord of Ring we also had RedFall
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Good point. But I still wonder if it is possible to get something worse in the last 9-8 days of the year
@@DmitryKurushin unlikely but possible
In the words of Nick Frost in hot fuzz "watch this (Proceeds to stab himself in the eye with a fork)" now I know hot fuzz has nothing to do with zombies but neither does this game really.
any time peoples say you're useless
remind them how many people was waiting for this game to come out despite many previous scams
Dead Frontier 2 is a better a better shitty zombie game than The Scam Before lol. And oddly enough I kinda wanna play DF2 again...
Love your videos🎉😊 !!!!